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Season 5

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Ever made hilariously bad decisions while munching on gas station gummies? Join us on this wild ride through our latest "Take a Deep Show" episode where we recount chaotic Saturday night adventures, complete with a CSI-style chalk outline photo. Shifting our recordings from Sunday to Saturday, we aim to enjoy our bourbon without the Monday blues. Amid the laughter, we reflect on our unexpected perseverance to keep the show going despite initial doubts and obstacles. Cheers to making poor decisions together and embracing the madness of Saturday nights!

Our rambles take an unexpected turn as we navigate political controversies, mafia-style governance, and a contentious issue involving a Carmel Board of Education member. With impersonations, bizarre tangents, and humorous banter, we speculate on potential political fallout and its impact on Trump's future. The conversation transitions seamlessly between serious moments and absurd humor, keeping the energy high and the laughter rolling. Mark your calendars for our chaotic live show on August 17th at the Flandro residence—we promise an evening of unpredictable entertainment!

And as if that's not enough, we dive into late-night karaoke discussions, debating favorite songs and logistical challenges, all while planning our equipment setup. From the hilarity of trying to fit a table through the door to playful arguments over karaoke classics like "Sister Christian," our camaraderie shines through. We share unfiltered comedic banter, reflecting the dedication required to keep the show running. Whether it's recounting a dog's unsavory habits or critiquing Marvel's post-Endgame struggles, this episode captures our raw, spontaneous interactions. Tune in for a blend of chaos, laughter, and unpredictable fun!

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That's not a knife, dingo ate your baby.

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Go live, go live.

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Did you go live?

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You didn't go live yet.

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You see how I faded that out.

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Ha, ha, ha ha.

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Can't wait to get kicked off.

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Copyright infringements yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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That's when they say amen, nice shot.

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Okay, what we do in life echoes in eternity.

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Woo.

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Get him up.

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Shut up, t-t-t-t-t hey.

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Is that just for now?

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Yeah, he got wild.

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Might have to pick up a new one at others.

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Maybe some maple next time.

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Yikes.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Saturday version of the Take a Deep Show, the Saturday shenanigans.

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Saturday night special.

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Oh yeah, with what do we got coming on later?

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The campfire, oh every episode oh motherfucker man.

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Every fucking episode, thank you for being here.

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Somebody does it.

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Yeah, thank you for being you, man, every fucking episode.

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Thank you for being here.

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Somebody does it.

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Yeah, thank you for being you, man this is his key.

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Yes, well, welcome to the Take a Deep Show.

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We are surprised we are here right now.

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I am fucking amazed we're here right now.

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Like an hour ago, we would not think this was going to happen.

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No way, nope, no.

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I was in disgusting hell, amazed, right like right now, like an hour ago, we would not think this was gonna happen.

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No way, nope, no I was in disgusting hell.

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Just why pat tell?

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Us you tell us why gas station gummies, gummy, dream world, right?

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No, because kevin was the enabler well, no, no, yes, no no, don't be.

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Don't be a pussy slam the gas station Gummy in your pile.

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He kept on saying that no, that's not what happened.

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That is fucking.

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Truth hurts, you just have poor decisions.

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This is true.

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I mean, I'm going to agree upon that too.

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So I hate my decisions Sometimes.

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And this was one of those times shut up you shut your mouth, you shut your filthy mouth.

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I just want to say when, when I got here, this bottle was full and we waited for Pat and it's made it so much worse.

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No, this is what creates a show.

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Saturday shenanigans yeah, I was in gas station Gummy Land for a while.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It took you a minute to get there.

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But, once you got there, you stayed.

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No, because I knew right away when you were like oh, just get another sliver.

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And I remember that little sliver, I cut off at eating them.

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Well, that's not what I said, that's not what happened though the phone call at 440 this afternoon was like dude, come over, we're going to do the show.

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Yeah, I was ready.

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Then I got here at 630.

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Shit was off the hook.

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Well, I mean he had pieces of the gummy, right.

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Yeah.

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And he's like I didn't really taste nothing.

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I was like, well, I mean, like the fun is in that little medicine-y taste.

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It's not even medicine-y taste, dude, it's like raid taste.

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Well yeah, medicine raid, raid taste.

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Well, yeah Well, medicine raid whatever Gas station, you know.

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You know, and the fucking potency of it you know.

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The second you taste it.

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It's just like once you get that.

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You're like, okay, all right, all right, this ride's going on.

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And what did I?

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say to you after when I ate that piece, I look right at you.

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I'm like this is going to be so bad Just because of the taste.

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You're like man up.

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Man up is what you said.

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Well, yeah, I did.

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Pat wanted to put on the pocket and honestly, you didn't, I did.

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No, no, how did I not?

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Did you not?

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See the Facebook photo which one, the one of you on the floor like a chalk outline it looked like it was a CSI fucking prequel.

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I was fucking stretching CSI Ridgefield Prequel.

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I was stretching.

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Oh yeah.

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That's what it looks like when a fucking humpback whale is stretching.

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Okay.

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Stretching Get off my fucking back.

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Stretching its anus, maybe.

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Pretty much Close to it, so get off my back, just stretching it out, alright.

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Richard Simmons, get off your humpback.

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Have we spoken about my fucking genius IQ, or have we not?

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No, I don't think we've ever spoken about that.

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We've never, discussed it.

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How's that going now by the?

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way IQ, or have we not?

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No, I don't think we've ever spoken about that.

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How's that going now by the?

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way I make bad decisions.

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And if we did, it's no longer valid.

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I make really bad decisions, but I'm really fucking smart man.

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That's what kills me.

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What's up, billy boy?

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That's what fucking kills me, man.

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Whatever?

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Kevin, you're just an idiot.

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So we're thinking Saturday night shenanigans is going to be a weekly thing.

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I think we're going to go to Saturdays instead of Sundays.

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Now, right, yeah.

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Yeah, because Mondays are just terrible Mondays are tough, mondays are tough Granted.

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Thank you for all the viewership on Sundaysays, but you all ain't drinking the bourbon and gotta go to work the next day we wanted to drink.

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We wanted to drink the bourbon with you on saturday talking about being fucking me.

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So cheers, yeah, hey to poor decisions all right with your fucking diet shut up asshole, fuck you.

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I know my limits.

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Your diet RC Cola.

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RC Cola Diet Tab.

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Are you talking about Tab?

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Well, I mean he was on a cleanse right Should we talk about the cleanse, cleanse went really well Like, does anybody know about the cleanse in a TID world?

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I think we talked about it the last time because he was drinking that shit on Monday Mayhem, or whatever we did.

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Oh, the Monday, minaj.

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The Minaj the Monday Manage Go, fuck yourself.

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You take over fucking.

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Sorry, dude, I married a teacher, dude.

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You take over Facebook, then yeah, man, why don't you fucking do something with?

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social media.

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You really want me to take over social media.

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No, you'll fuck that shit up so bad.

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Like just stop talking about it what do you mean delete the profile?

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We have our roles here.

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Yeah, all right, listen, you want to know what's crazier than Kevin even doing anything on social media.

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Fucking Trump getting winged by a 22?

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.

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Trump getting fucking shot.

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That's a little right who?

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well, what's this video of a person seeing them?

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oh, the, the, the ginger there was a ginger yeah, ginger.

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Ginger was an eyewitness.

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I don't know how much you could trust a ginger was pointing about the person laying down and on the roof with a rifle yes.

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Doing the army On the roof With a rifle yes.

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Doing the army crawl on the roof, you're not saying shooter shooter.

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Well, I mean, he did say he was like pointing and jumping and like stuff, you know, like I mean, I was doing that too with my fucking spirit fingers.

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Like to me, like that would maybe like my jazz hands, you know like to some.

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You're doing jazz hands while someone was shooting.

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I'm like shoot her, you know, but some lady got fucking, Some lady died right.

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No, no, someone caught a bullet.

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Yeah, nice who?

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Some lady died.

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It was a spectator.

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What?

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Two injured one dead and one Trump bloody year.

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It's not all over the news Because it's Trump.

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It only happened an hour ago, it doesn't matter.

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And it's Trump.

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Oh, let's see what we read, god, when we start talking about Trump.

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Five down to three.

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Fuck this shit.

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Listen, it is what it is.

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We're breaking news here.

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I mean we're kind of breaking news.

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I mean we're with the rest of the news outlets right now.

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I mean, we're what like a half hour out of when it happened?

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I mean, let's be honest, the people watching our show aren't watching Fox News, right?

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If y'all haven't heard, trump got fucking shot and fucking clipped on the fucking ear.

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Yep, you know.

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Which leads you to believe two things.

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One, the fucking Democrats don't have any good shooters.

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Liberals can't use guns.

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And two, the liberals need to go to the gym so they can hold the fucking gun up, so they can aim right.

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And bring your earmuffs next time, because it's louder than you think.

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Yes, when you're not at the range and you're not wearing earmuffs, it's a little different.

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I think we broke the news already Gas station gummy breaking news Totally.

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Everybody in this world is a bunch of cunts.

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You're all cunts, that's it.

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C-u-n-t-s.

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Cunts.

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Suck it up, fucking heave, ho, and stop being cunts.

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That's it, p-s.

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Stop complaining, just fucking live man.

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Thanks for just giving Trump the election, by the way, yeah Right Fucking do.

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So like nevermind the election.

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Like what do you, what do you think this does to like the the country?

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Well, I mean just, people are taking arms right now there.

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There's a lot of guns getting locked and loaded right now, Right Right now.

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That's what's fucking scary, bro, yup.

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Yeah.

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Yep, yeah, I feel like something is coming of this.

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Did I not when?

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did I say this V if you're watching.

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Yes, I will take that AK-47.

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When did I?

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I said this a couple of weeks ago.

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I was like I got a bad feeling about something happening and it's going to be something absolutely crazy.

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But it's so fucking as something absolutely crazy.

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It's so fucking asinine.

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Imagine we're the breaking story, we're the ones who fucking called it Because it's going to happen with us Like way back when you know what I'm talking about.

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We talked about this years ago, maybe like his first term.

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We got to put those episodes out for anyone to Maybe like his first term.

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We got to put those episodes out for anyone to know that.

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His first term, you know.

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What are you doing over there?

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Simple Fred, what the fuck bro.

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That's fucking Billy.

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Bob, simple Mind, simple Plan.

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That that's fucking.

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Uh, what's the billy bob?

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Civil mind or civil plan?

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ain't got no gas in it.

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I know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas all right, let's get off this fucking topic.

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You're so funny.

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Why?

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Just because we chased every listener away, came out and shoot five strong.

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I was like no, fuck that tonight.

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Put your little sailor hat on what it looks like.

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You got a sailor hat, okay.

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Paddy the sailor man.

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Fuck bro, we just went into a weird direction no one is sober in this room right now it's not a good thing.

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I think he's still affected by the gum.

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Oh, totally am.

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I'm trying to fucking simmer down right now.

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We're good, though.

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Keep it coming, let's go shut up, bitch mike, you know, I got my left up.

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always love that, always love that's always good.

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Be nice, Matty.

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I was.

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I was Be nice, come on, come on.

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That wasn't bad Loyal listener, love him, love him Come on Eileen, come on my face, oh boy.

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That voice is so appropriate right now.

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It totally is right now.

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This is like what's going on in my head.

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Oh boy.

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Oh boy, that shit's fucking hilarious.

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Right there, it's always God's voice that makes you laugh.

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A little belly laugh right.

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Oh yeah.

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Free from your plums.

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You know what I'm talking about your plums.

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It's a purple hue Blue shoe.

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Let the ball watch.

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Look at that.

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Your plumps, it's a purple hue Blue shoe Let the boy watch.

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I got that.

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I know no dick.

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Oh no, what'd you do, shit.

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Oh, you fuck shit up, bro, we're good, where's the thing?

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Nowhere wait, a minute wait close encounters of the third kind close encounters of the bear kind yeah.

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I swear to god it was right next to me.

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Close encounters of the bear kind, yeah I swear to God, it was right next to me.

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I think you petted it.

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I wish I was attacked by a bear.

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You definitely touched it.

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This is getting fucking way out of control.

00:16:25.283 --> 00:16:29.009
Right now we're 7,000 miles per hour in the wrong direction.

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We're in Albuquerque.

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We're fucking rocking.

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Let's go.

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Oh fuck.

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Get us out of.

00:16:35.821 --> 00:16:42.559
New Mexico Legally Through a tire Actually, perhaps not legally.

00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:46.928
We get a cell phone $700, and a right to vote, yeah.

00:16:47.230 --> 00:16:49.234
Yeah, that's true.

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We got rid of every viewer.

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It's all right it doesn't matter.

00:16:56.692 --> 00:16:56.971
All right.

00:16:56.971 --> 00:16:57.761
So on a real.

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What do you think this does for Trump?

00:17:00.129 --> 00:17:04.307
Like this whole shooting thing, I don't think it might hurt him.

00:17:04.327 --> 00:17:07.067
You think, really, I don't think it, I don't, I don't, I think it might hurt him.

00:17:07.803 --> 00:17:08.526
You think Really?

00:17:09.182 --> 00:17:09.785
I don't see it.

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The real fucking crazy right.

00:17:12.940 --> 00:17:14.829
You think Biden could take it in your shot?

00:17:15.393 --> 00:17:15.976
No, I'm thinking.

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I'm thinking crazy.

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I'm just, I'm just thinking crazy right wing motherfuckers Doing something stupid.

00:17:21.589 --> 00:17:25.925
Right, yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm kind of Kind of banking on that retaliation.

00:17:25.925 --> 00:17:31.486
Yeah, you know which smart money says like they're gonna do something, like they're gonna clip pelosi.

00:17:31.646 --> 00:17:34.473
So that's what I'm saying.

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Then you're gonna be like wow, that's a little obvious you know what I'm saying.

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I mean, I mean win, right well, he was wearing.

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He was wearing a swan stick on his t-shirt.

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You know, that's all you're gonna hear.

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Dude, it's gonna be like being back in the fucking 50s I heard someone say free palestine yeah, I mean, did you see all the nonsense and karma with that?

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no, I've I've heard about it holy fuck, what's going on with that.

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Like I yeah.

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There was a whole.

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There was a whole fucking Apparently some guy In the Board of Ed.

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Yes, yeah.

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There was a whole Free Palestine rally At the courthouse of Carmel Weiss Including, including one of the fucking Jerk off Board of Board of Ed guys, I'm not gonna say his name, weiss, but you can say ed guys, I'm not gonna say his name twice but uh, but uh yeah, saying some fucking repugnant bullshit and a lot of people took, took issue with it, saying it's anti-semitic and everything, and supposedly the board of ed like did this whole fucking op-ed piece about how they didn't support his views and his views weren't supported by the board and he like fucked it off and was just a major jack-off in the fucking Board of Ed meeting again.

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Fucking Carmel needs a fucking cleanse.

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Like needs a fucking cleanse.

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So this came out in the Board of Ed meeting oh yeah, and like yeah, like last week, and he defended, oh, defended.

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He didn't just like be like Not Kind of fucked up like Not only.

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I'm in a public eye.

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I shouldn't like express public.

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Not only defended him Right, not only defended himself, doubled down on it.

00:19:20.243 --> 00:19:22.528
I mean when you're in, you're in you.

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I mean when you're in, you're in you know You're in, you're in Dildo.

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Total dildo.

00:19:28.731 --> 00:19:31.815
Yeah, if you're in, you're in.

00:19:33.282 --> 00:19:34.345
You got to double down Dildo.

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Be a bad time Be like yeah, I'm a bad choice.

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What did he say?

00:19:37.311 --> 00:19:38.273
You know what he said.

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I'm too many bourbons into.

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Yeah, I mean paraphrase.

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I'm too many bourbons into yeah, I mean paraphrase, we're not gonna quote you like paraphrase, you know like.

00:19:47.921 --> 00:19:55.903
I mean essentially it's like, yeah, good, the board of ed can do whatever they want, but I don't give a fuck free Palestine Type of thing, really.

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Yeah, and supposedly he got loud and was cursing and fucking saying shit Like just fucking.

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I'm really sick and tired of society as a whole and fucking saying shit like just fucking.

00:20:05.821 --> 00:20:28.891
I'm really sick and tired of society as a whole right now because really and we've said this before in jest, but I mean is very seriously People have honestly forgotten what it's like to be punched in the mouth and everyone thinks they're behind a fucking keyboard, whether they're on a keyboard or not, and they just fucking, just fucking, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:20:28.891 --> 00:20:32.789
And if someone would just punch somebody in the fucking mouth and be done with it.

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Yeah, you should shut someone up.

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And just remind everybody like hey, listen I honestly, you can have your opinion in school, but shut the fuck up.

00:20:41.601 --> 00:20:45.343
I honestly feel if the mafia was running stuff, we'd be running a lot better.

00:20:45.343 --> 00:20:48.932
Yeah, I mean, think about it.

00:20:49.140 --> 00:20:49.982
Like days were good.

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Right, Think about it.

00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:53.067
I mean that's an angle to take.

00:20:54.261 --> 00:20:56.470
I would rather have the mob run us right now.

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The mob knows what they're doing.

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Like think about your gaudy decade.

00:21:00.256 --> 00:21:03.806
Yeah, man, and like pre-gaudy decades, Things were good.

00:21:03.806 --> 00:21:05.269
You got the rats, you got the rats.

00:21:05.308 --> 00:21:06.270
The rats are out of there.

00:21:06.270 --> 00:21:07.012
Things were great.

00:21:07.252 --> 00:21:07.473
Man.

00:21:08.833 --> 00:21:10.838
Not here cop, you know yeah.

00:21:11.401 --> 00:21:13.045
Like you saw a headline Of something.

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It's okay, yeah, cop.

00:21:14.749 --> 00:21:15.170
It's fine.

00:21:15.211 --> 00:21:18.359
Like I'm sure he Fucking had it coming, you know, yeah, totally.

00:21:19.153 --> 00:21:24.959
Totally, if you think about it, think about it, think about it.

00:21:28.469 --> 00:21:29.070
Thinking about it.

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Nonsense, pure fucking nonsense.

00:21:34.943 --> 00:21:38.365
Yeah, but I don't know where we go from this Like shooting.

00:21:38.384 --> 00:21:38.605
Thing.

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Like I feel like something's gonna pop.

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Absolutely.

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You know like.

00:21:44.730 --> 00:21:51.053
Like you know, like The's going to pop Absolutely, you know like the question is going to be where and how bad.

00:21:51.053 --> 00:21:58.766
I feel like everywhere and pretty bad Worst case scenario.

00:21:59.740 --> 00:22:03.811
I kind of feel like a line's been drawn in the sand now and it's kind of like you know what I can see.

00:22:04.842 --> 00:22:05.344
We want to know.

00:22:05.344 --> 00:22:08.606
Worst case scenario Trump wins right.

00:22:10.020 --> 00:22:12.229
And everyone goes to Texaco and has a gummy.

00:22:12.779 --> 00:22:15.323
Day of inauguration, he gets assassinated.

00:22:15.323 --> 00:22:19.539
Think about that.

00:22:19.539 --> 00:22:20.384
Well, who's the VP?

00:22:20.444 --> 00:22:21.611
Well, yeah as you can say who's the VP.

00:22:22.646 --> 00:22:23.970
I'm just saying that might be a win.

00:22:25.574 --> 00:22:26.998
I'm just saying it may be man.

00:22:27.987 --> 00:22:33.250
How crazy do you think that would fucking be On inauguration day, dude?

00:22:33.250 --> 00:22:34.493
Think about that.

00:22:36.468 --> 00:22:47.430
I feel like that is so slim of a chance to happen just because the levels are just so high at that point, but not for nothing.

00:22:47.789 --> 00:22:51.557
he's at a rally and some fucking dumbass is fucking arm and leg.

00:22:51.576 --> 00:22:52.179
Where was that?

00:22:52.179 --> 00:22:52.538
By the way?

00:22:52.538 --> 00:22:53.567
Did we figure out where that?

00:22:53.607 --> 00:22:54.770
was Pennsylvania Butler.

00:22:54.791 --> 00:22:55.393
Pennsylvania.

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Butler Pennsylvania.

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Butt lick Pennsylvania Some fucking moron, some Dem state, oh yeah, their Dem state, oh yeah.

00:23:04.289 --> 00:23:07.672
I mean it was probably a Fetterman lookalike, but we won't even get into that.

00:23:07.672 --> 00:23:19.243
Is Army crawling on the fucking roof To fucking take you know again in the middle of everything when people saw this wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald in a fucking In a window.

00:23:19.243 --> 00:23:20.329
We love Lee.

00:23:21.451 --> 00:23:21.751
No, nothing.

00:23:21.751 --> 00:23:23.221
Wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald in a fucking window.

00:23:23.221 --> 00:23:23.481
We love Lee.

00:23:23.501 --> 00:23:33.670
No, what Nothing, I guess whatever, the jeans Sure, I love those Carry on, I mean relax fit.

00:23:33.911 --> 00:23:34.772
Are those Levi's?

00:23:34.772 --> 00:23:35.413
No, they're.

00:23:35.453 --> 00:23:36.797
Lee Short and stouts.

00:23:41.086 --> 00:23:44.378
I don't even know where to go with this anymore.

00:23:44.378 --> 00:23:45.804
Did you just say short and stout?

00:23:45.804 --> 00:23:59.959
Six minutes later, you fucking cocksucker, you, fat motherfucker, you couldn't even get over the fact I got up, motherfucker you know what it is.

00:24:00.365 --> 00:24:03.351
He's taking too many shots To the dome with an oven mitt.

00:24:03.351 --> 00:24:04.032
Yeah, bro.

00:24:05.498 --> 00:24:06.265
Let me tell you something.

00:24:06.265 --> 00:24:08.212
The first one was okay.

00:24:08.212 --> 00:24:16.325
The second one I saw a double Right away and I couldn't shake it off and I was like straight to the bathroom To vomit.

00:24:17.792 --> 00:24:18.557
I'm not even gonna lie.

00:24:18.557 --> 00:24:19.644
I felt bad about the second one.

00:24:19.644 --> 00:24:22.652
That was hard, I can't believe it made you puke.

00:24:22.904 --> 00:24:23.868
Bro, I got instant.

00:24:23.868 --> 00:24:29.210
Cte when he stood up and I saw the look on his face, I was like I had instant CTE.

00:24:29.210 --> 00:24:30.594
That's why I threw up.

00:24:30.814 --> 00:24:32.188
That's so good, that's so.

00:24:32.188 --> 00:24:37.454
High school freshman, I can't believe you threw up because you got hit with an oven mitt.

00:24:37.565 --> 00:24:39.719
Bro, I got fucking knocked with an oven mitt Bro.

00:24:39.740 --> 00:24:41.689
I got fucking knocked no with an oven mitt he fucking.

00:24:42.190 --> 00:24:42.952
Can you admit it?

00:24:43.193 --> 00:24:43.474
Okay.

00:24:44.526 --> 00:24:46.576
Don't sit there and say no, you asshole.

00:24:47.781 --> 00:24:49.414
You're a fucking piece of shit.

00:24:49.414 --> 00:24:50.384
So it's still an oven mitt.

00:24:50.384 --> 00:24:51.616
Go fuck you, Kevin.

00:24:51.616 --> 00:24:52.545
Still an oven mitt.

00:24:52.565 --> 00:24:53.409
What are you talking about?

00:24:53.409 --> 00:24:54.814
Fuck, I'll give you an oven mitt.

00:24:57.868 --> 00:25:00.993
I got you pretty good with the oven mitt he fucking knocked me out.

00:25:00.993 --> 00:25:04.471
With an.

00:25:04.471 --> 00:25:04.476
I got you pretty good with the oven mitt.

00:25:04.476 --> 00:25:04.672
He fucking knocked me out.

00:25:04.672 --> 00:25:05.246
Put an oven mitt, bro.

00:25:05.246 --> 00:25:08.086
I'm not even lying, can't believe.

00:25:08.086 --> 00:25:09.067
You even said that out loud.

00:25:09.067 --> 00:25:11.694
Yeah, an oven mitt, pussy cunt.

00:25:11.734 --> 00:25:12.256
Pussy cunt.

00:25:12.256 --> 00:25:20.845
No, you have no idea the force that was behind Big pussy cunt Big old smelly pussy cunt pussy cunt.

00:25:21.886 --> 00:25:26.237
Big old smelly pussy cunt.

00:25:28.846 --> 00:25:30.190
Fuck me, how's that?

00:25:30.190 --> 00:25:31.952
Yeah, he doesn't even know what he's doing.

00:25:31.952 --> 00:25:33.796
We can't even hear yours, he's just pushing.

00:25:33.796 --> 00:25:34.136
Yeah, you can't.

00:25:34.136 --> 00:25:35.799
You just push a button, can you hear me?

00:25:36.567 --> 00:25:38.034
I can hear everybody just fine.

00:25:38.034 --> 00:25:38.857
I don't know what you did.

00:25:38.877 --> 00:25:40.104
I hopefully cut you $50.

00:25:40.104 --> 00:25:41.650
Apparently you did nothing.

00:25:41.650 --> 00:25:42.132
I did.

00:25:42.132 --> 00:25:44.212
$50, says this isn't even recording.

00:25:45.709 --> 00:25:47.375
I just want to cut motherfuckers out bro.

00:25:47.826 --> 00:25:51.351
You cut off our audience, you cut us off.

00:25:51.351 --> 00:25:55.155
All, nobody who's watching can't hear us now All they heard was me.

00:25:56.159 --> 00:25:57.304
I think, Wasn't it.

00:25:57.304 --> 00:26:00.034
That's all yeah yeah, yeah, that worked.

00:26:01.459 --> 00:26:04.363
I'm still in jeans, alright, alright.

00:26:05.047 --> 00:26:08.305
Howdy show Jerry Jones yes, Awesome.

00:26:09.971 --> 00:26:10.874
That's not a knife.

00:26:13.553 --> 00:26:14.395
That's a knife.

00:26:14.566 --> 00:26:15.490
Hello Bobbitt.

00:26:17.371 --> 00:26:18.193
Hello Bobbitt.

00:26:18.193 --> 00:26:22.032
Dingo, ate your baby A dingo ate your baby, hello Bobbitt, hello Bobbit.

00:26:22.032 --> 00:26:22.884
Dingo ate your baby, hello Bobbit.

00:26:22.884 --> 00:26:27.865
Alright, this sucks.

00:26:27.865 --> 00:26:35.058
What else can we talk about?

00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:38.464
We don't want Trump.

00:26:40.130 --> 00:26:45.991
We got a live show coming up, yeah, when August 17th At the Flandro residence.

00:26:45.991 --> 00:26:48.053
We've been given clearance, clarence.

00:26:49.028 --> 00:26:51.785
Clarence is a fucking idiot for giving clearance Okay.

00:26:52.647 --> 00:26:53.290
What's your vector?

00:26:53.330 --> 00:26:55.904
Victor, it's going to be fucking victorious.

00:26:55.904 --> 00:27:00.157
I don't know it's going to be a shit show and what's going to happen?

00:27:00.157 --> 00:27:00.965
Again, it's not going to get aired, I don't know.

00:27:00.965 --> 00:27:01.386
Oh, it's going to be a shit show.

00:27:01.386 --> 00:27:02.161
It's going to be a shit show and what's going to happen?

00:27:02.161 --> 00:27:02.751
Again, it's not going to get aired.

00:27:03.025 --> 00:27:04.873
I don't know if the table's going to fit through the door.

00:27:05.285 --> 00:27:07.969
We're not going to bring the table, we're just going to go folding table.

00:27:07.969 --> 00:27:09.133
We'll bring the equipment.

00:27:09.133 --> 00:27:10.537
Yeah, and the mics.

00:27:11.125 --> 00:27:24.925
And we just need a fucking good old internet connection billy, billy, you got a good.

00:27:24.945 --> 00:27:25.887
Uh, you got a good job.

00:27:25.887 --> 00:27:26.409
You got an ethernet wire.

00:27:26.409 --> 00:27:26.628
We can run.

00:27:26.628 --> 00:27:27.309
We can run like where's your?

00:27:28.290 --> 00:27:29.633
router located.

00:27:29.653 --> 00:27:34.440
I'm gonna fall down what you're gonna fall down from where.

00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:37.971
No but.

00:27:38.172 --> 00:27:40.315
But come on, man, you got this on.

00:27:40.315 --> 00:27:42.058
What are you doing right now?

00:27:42.318 --> 00:27:45.093
Come on, it's been a long day, patrick, did he?

00:27:45.292 --> 00:27:48.755
I don't care, I still fought to get here and you're doing it on the show.

00:27:51.247 --> 00:27:52.029
You just fall asleep.

00:27:52.029 --> 00:27:54.128
Oh, you fought to get here, did you yes?

00:27:57.394 --> 00:27:59.659
Yes, what do you think?

00:28:02.685 --> 00:28:03.869
I think you were dragged here.

00:28:04.692 --> 00:28:06.757
Oh, yeah, really you didn't fight.

00:28:07.287 --> 00:28:08.570
This was drag me to hell.

00:28:08.570 --> 00:28:09.273
You took a nap.

00:28:10.214 --> 00:28:10.982
So what Then?

00:28:11.022 --> 00:28:13.053
I, I fucking regrouped.

00:28:13.053 --> 00:28:15.749
If there was no chicken bombs, nah, you never would have made it.

00:28:16.471 --> 00:28:16.653
No.

00:28:17.729 --> 00:28:17.990
Maybe.

00:28:17.990 --> 00:28:21.144
Well, yeah, no, no, maybe yeah.

00:28:21.464 --> 00:28:24.086
No, no, you need to settle down over there.

00:28:24.086 --> 00:28:26.769
Mean Gene Oakland Jesus.

00:28:28.349 --> 00:28:34.214
Is that because of my receiving hairline fucking awesome?

00:28:34.214 --> 00:28:35.375
Do I just have to shave it now?

00:28:35.375 --> 00:28:36.296
Forget the little scruff.

00:28:36.497 --> 00:28:46.471
I got going here you keep on going on with it.

00:28:46.924 --> 00:28:50.075
Forget the annexation of Puerto Rico and just go with it.

00:28:51.866 --> 00:28:52.690
I've been thinking about it.

00:28:52.690 --> 00:28:58.213
Got a good head for it, got a nice shape.

00:28:58.654 --> 00:28:59.256
What are you talking about?

00:28:59.636 --> 00:29:00.159
I'm not sure yeah.

00:29:00.159 --> 00:29:13.545
Yeah, you got the auschwitz ball I'm not even sure, what that means.

00:29:15.666 --> 00:29:18.930
Yeah it just opened the door to a lot of inappropriate things.

00:29:21.972 --> 00:29:22.453
You're reaching?

00:29:22.453 --> 00:29:24.455
No, I'm not, he was.

00:29:24.455 --> 00:29:25.836
No, he was not, he was.

00:29:26.116 --> 00:29:28.338
He was, but it was a fantastic reach.

00:29:28.338 --> 00:29:30.401
I had to catch myself because I was going with him.

00:29:31.304 --> 00:29:33.951
He's drowning and he's bringing the lifeguard down with him.

00:29:33.951 --> 00:29:34.192
What are?

00:29:34.232 --> 00:29:37.270
you talking about that did not just happen.00:29:37.270 --> 00:29:39.448


That's comedy, bro.00:29:40.190 --> 00:29:40.810


What's up?00:29:40.871 --> 00:29:43.457


Adam Torring Groza.00:29:43.457 --> 00:29:46.545


How come I can't see anything.00:29:46.545 --> 00:29:48.028


Tell us again how you're a Panthers fan.00:29:48.067 --> 00:29:51.753


After moving back to Florida, you fucking traitorous fuck Cocksucker.00:29:51.753 --> 00:29:55.965


Love you though, Thanks for watching Now.00:29:57.269 --> 00:29:58.434


I Like and share.00:29:59.146 --> 00:30:09.173


So I was thinking, I was thinking, I was thinking I was thinking well I was thinking good evening gentlemen.00:30:10.355 --> 00:30:19.816


So I was thinking I think we should do tid yeah karaoke don't we do that like we week.00:30:19.836 --> 00:30:21.898


We know we know you want this.00:30:21.898 --> 00:30:23.924


You have wanted this for a long time.00:30:23.944 --> 00:30:24.910


I think we should do it.00:30:24.910 --> 00:30:27.714


It always comes up in discussion, but we never do it.00:30:27.785 --> 00:30:29.613


So play a song and sing Go get it.00:30:29.613 --> 00:30:31.511


I don't think it's that simple?00:30:32.414 --> 00:30:34.751


I think it is no, no.00:30:35.530 --> 00:30:37.125


I wanted all of us to be a part of this.00:30:37.125 --> 00:30:38.345


I think Pat wants to sing.00:30:38.645 --> 00:30:40.932


I feel like it needs to be like a remote thing.00:30:41.051 --> 00:30:46.285


No, I think Pat wants to sing and he wants you to play cowbell and he wants me to do a little tambourine.00:30:46.365 --> 00:30:47.410


I can play the cowbell man.00:30:50.605 --> 00:30:51.588


Play a song, let's go.00:30:52.471 --> 00:30:52.993


I want that what.00:30:52.993 --> 00:30:57.273


You got something on cue man Are you?00:30:57.314 --> 00:30:57.515


ready.00:30:57.515 --> 00:31:01.615


I mean, what's your go-to?00:31:01.615 --> 00:31:04.589


There's no go-to right now you don't have a go-to song.00:31:05.152 --> 00:31:05.733


Not right now.00:31:06.444 --> 00:31:09.674


But like in general, like you don't have a go-to karaoke song.00:31:09.924 --> 00:31:11.171


Can you even see in front of you right now?00:31:11.171 --> 00:31:13.628


Huh, can you even see what's going on in front of you?00:31:13.669 --> 00:31:28.200


Yeah, yeah, okay, no, but like karaoke, like yeah, no, but like karaoke Like what's your go to song.00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:29.424


I don't know Like you gotta have a go to song, I don't know.00:31:33.415 --> 00:31:38.030


So yeah, I know, tid karaoke, that I mean.00:31:39.209 --> 00:31:41.590


It does not appear TID karaoke is taking off.00:31:42.071 --> 00:31:42.894


I'm just trying to think.00:31:44.705 --> 00:31:46.713


Dude you don't have to think about your go-to song.00:31:46.713 --> 00:31:50.251


Oh, if you have to think about a go-to song, you don't have a go-to song.00:31:50.345 --> 00:31:53.496


Little Sister Christian, southwestern Sister.00:31:53.557 --> 00:31:53.837


Christian.00:31:53.837 --> 00:31:56.070


No, adam asked for Sister Christian.00:31:56.070 --> 00:31:57.750


I think you should sing Sister Christian.00:31:57.789 --> 00:32:00.930


No, I was thinking Southwestern Right now.00:32:00.930 --> 00:32:01.473


What's Sister Christian?00:32:01.473 --> 00:32:02.280


No, I was thinking Southwest Right now.00:32:02.280 --> 00:32:02.765


What's Sister Christian?00:32:02.944 --> 00:32:03.567


Night Ranger.00:32:03.567 --> 00:32:06.192


Oh my god, like you don't know, sister Christian.00:32:07.647 --> 00:32:09.932


I mean, I know, the name sounds familiar.00:32:10.707 --> 00:32:11.530


I bet you do.00:32:16.126 --> 00:32:17.010


Sounds like a boy.00:32:18.545 --> 00:32:29.819


No wonder Pat knows it I don't know if you recall this, but this is also on Boogie Nights.00:32:31.867 --> 00:32:32.336


This is a great song.00:32:32.357 --> 00:32:32.703


It's a great song.00:32:33.366 --> 00:32:34.191


Sing it bitch.00:32:34.191 --> 00:32:43.275


Go ahead get the words.00:32:43.275 --> 00:32:44.016


There's no words.00:32:44.036 --> 00:32:44.817


There's no words.00:32:46.660 --> 00:32:47.381


There's been a few.00:32:47.381 --> 00:32:56.317


You're the only one to say okay, come on, man, you don't know this song.00:32:57.125 --> 00:32:58.791


I just gotta see the word.00:32:59.093 --> 00:32:59.654


Holy shit.00:33:02.307 --> 00:33:06.250


You gotta fast rattle there.00:33:06.250 --> 00:33:10.273


You go Like a paused fast rattle yeah.00:33:13.986 --> 00:33:15.368


There you go.00:33:15.368 --> 00:33:20.499


Yeah, build it up A little crescendo, come on yeah.00:33:23.086 --> 00:33:28.873


Motor air, I don't know the fucking words.00:33:28.873 --> 00:33:40.525


Yeah, yeah, woo, feeling my legs, yeah, yeah, yeah, be alright tonight, be alright tonight.00:33:40.525 --> 00:33:44.973


Hey, hey, hi, hi, oh, pat you fucked that song up all the way.00:33:45.055 --> 00:33:45.476


From what?00:33:45.476 --> 00:33:46.671


You fucked that song up all the way.00:33:46.671 --> 00:33:49.333


That was your TID karaoke moment.00:33:49.333 --> 00:33:49.954


You fucked it.00:33:50.165 --> 00:33:51.423


Like you know it now right.00:33:51.423 --> 00:33:55.710


I know it now, but I'm not familiar with the song, but again, what's your go-to song?00:33:56.732 --> 00:33:57.955


You know.00:33:57.955 --> 00:34:00.282


So let's go Do a fucking song.00:34:00.282 --> 00:34:01.711


Do a song you want.00:34:01.711 --> 00:34:04.765


You need to settle.00:34:05.749 --> 00:34:06.211


No, no, no.00:34:06.211 --> 00:34:07.289


Honest question.00:34:07.289 --> 00:34:14.784


You're at a bar, you've had enough drinks, you're gonna go sing, right?00:34:14.784 --> 00:34:18.364


What's your choice of song?00:34:18.364 --> 00:34:19.965


What are you singing?00:34:19.965 --> 00:34:21.052


What's your choice of song?00:34:21.052 --> 00:34:21.717


What are you singing?00:34:21.717 --> 00:34:22.644


What's your song?00:34:24.186 --> 00:34:26.092


Hey balancer, can you throw this unruly?00:34:26.132 --> 00:34:26.635


guy out.00:34:27.286 --> 00:34:30.429


I'm looking for that song Stop deflecting.00:34:30.965 --> 00:34:31.927


I'm not deflecting.00:34:31.947 --> 00:34:32.228


Come on.00:34:32.228 --> 00:34:33.951


What's your song?00:34:33.951 --> 00:34:34.731


What's your jam?00:34:34.731 --> 00:34:35.855


You sing in the shower.00:34:35.855 --> 00:34:37.077


What is it, man?00:34:37.117 --> 00:34:38.139


How about some Billy Joel?00:34:38.139 --> 00:34:40.291


Adam said you're a big Billy Joel guy.00:34:42.085 --> 00:34:42.849


I used to love Billy.00:34:42.849 --> 00:34:44.952


He used to sing every song.00:34:44.952 --> 00:34:50.367


That's because you motherfuckers didn't know about Billy Joel and I introduced it to you fuckers.00:34:50.748 --> 00:34:52.393


Not you, oh, okay.00:34:52.472 --> 00:34:57.896


Adam was more like Sinatra and shit.00:34:57.896 --> 00:35:01.112


Nothing wrong with that either, I know, but I brought fucking.00:35:01.164 --> 00:35:01.548


Billy Joel.00:35:01.548 --> 00:35:03.690


Why don't you sing a little, billy Joel?00:35:03.690 --> 00:35:05.320


No, no, no.00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:07.226


Well, you may be right.00:35:08.429 --> 00:35:09.030


That's a good one.00:35:09.030 --> 00:35:14.239


I may be crazy, no seriously.00:35:16.090 --> 00:35:17.032


What would be your karaoke jam?00:35:17.032 --> 00:35:17.894


What's your go-to?00:35:17.894 --> 00:35:18.556


What's your go-to?00:35:18.556 --> 00:35:20.391


Mine was Sinatra's Summer Wind.00:35:20.391 --> 00:35:22.692


I used to sing that everywhere.00:35:23.052 --> 00:35:23.675


That's a good one.00:35:26.163 --> 00:35:27.688


I got really drunk in one place.00:35:27.688 --> 00:35:29.574


I couldn't remember the words and went downhill.00:35:31.706 --> 00:35:33.552


You couldn't remember the words of Summer Wind?00:35:33.552 --> 00:35:36.172


I got so drunk it was bad.00:35:36.192 --> 00:35:39.992


It was a drunkenness of another level.00:35:44.206 --> 00:35:46.050


But seriously, what's your song?00:35:46.592 --> 00:35:51.233


I don't know, I just sing I just want to sing.00:35:51.233 --> 00:35:54.614


He's withering like a cock in the ocean.00:35:54.844 --> 00:35:56.952


The guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.00:35:56.952 --> 00:36:00.300


I just want to sing, sing.00:36:03.166 --> 00:36:05.293


I keep fucking laughing, you cocksuckers.00:36:06.605 --> 00:36:07.688


Because it ain't funny.00:36:07.688 --> 00:36:09.045


You got me right.00:36:09.487 --> 00:36:11.134


I got you, I got you.00:36:13.168 --> 00:36:16.704


I wasn't talking to you.00:36:18.106 --> 00:36:21.530


I don't give a fuck who you were talking to, Kevin he's coming all the way back.00:36:21.871 --> 00:36:22.554


now Look at to Kevin.00:36:22.554 --> 00:36:24.016


He's coming all the way back now.00:36:24.016 --> 00:36:24.358


Look at him.00:36:25.213 --> 00:36:25.940


He's not all the way back.00:36:28.411 --> 00:36:29.534


He's trying to break through now.00:36:30.327 --> 00:36:32.536


Break all through to the other side.00:36:32.655 --> 00:36:33.639


Break all through.00:36:33.639 --> 00:36:34.945


Yeah, yeah, yeah.00:36:38.132 --> 00:36:38.454


Wow.00:36:41.690 --> 00:36:42.914


Anything with that type of shit?00:36:42.914 --> 00:36:44.952


Hi, hi.00:36:45.909 --> 00:36:46.311


Oh yeah.00:36:47.188 --> 00:36:47.992


You know what I'm talking about.00:36:48.425 --> 00:36:49.710


I was laying in bed last night, hi.00:36:51.052 --> 00:36:51.615


And Karate Kid.00:36:52.949 --> 00:36:55.376


And Karate Kid 2 came on, I was like Hi.00:37:05.556 --> 00:37:06.317


Daniel-san.00:37:06.498 --> 00:37:10.001


I did catch that out of the corner of my eye.00:37:10.001 --> 00:37:18.608


It was just a simple hi, hi, that was it.00:37:19.552 --> 00:37:24.476


Hi it was the nerdiest fucking thing I've ever heard.00:37:24.744 --> 00:37:27.931


Harry Carrie and Jizz Paws were wanting to say hi, hi.00:37:29.873 --> 00:37:31.396


Hi Hi.00:37:31.818 --> 00:37:35.150


Jizz Hi, Harry hey.00:37:41.728 --> 00:37:43.012


I'm not Harry at all.00:37:43.012 --> 00:37:47.793


I got a receding hairline you suck at.00:37:50.097 --> 00:37:52.489


Adam suggests a little, dean Martin Maybe a little.00:37:52.509 --> 00:37:55.070


Valare maybe Valare.00:37:56.842 --> 00:38:00.144


Oh, perhaps.00:38:01.588 --> 00:38:02.992


Dude, I can't believe all this shit.00:38:02.992 --> 00:38:04.137


You talk about karaoke.00:38:04.137 --> 00:38:08.657


You don't have a wheelhouse song that you're ready to just pull out.00:38:09.186 --> 00:38:11.050


It's a song that you guys don't know, do it.00:38:11.751 --> 00:38:12.534


We're not singing it.00:38:12.534 --> 00:38:13.275


How do you know?00:38:13.275 --> 00:38:16.523


But I don't know You're singing it, what You're singing it.00:38:16.523 --> 00:38:17.164


We're not singing it.00:38:17.164 --> 00:38:18.630


How do you know what we don't know?00:38:18.630 --> 00:38:23.887


How do you know what we don't know?00:38:24.028 --> 00:38:25.150


How do you know that?00:38:25.170 --> 00:38:28.177


I don't know when he doesn't know what you don't know, what we don't know.00:38:28.177 --> 00:38:30.483


Right, exactly what what's?00:38:30.543 --> 00:38:30.945


that mean?00:38:30.945 --> 00:38:33.293


It means what's your fucking song, man?00:38:34.969 --> 00:38:37.652


I mean, I like fucking, I like Seven Mary Three.00:38:37.652 --> 00:38:39.271


It's cumbersome.00:38:39.271 --> 00:38:42.909


No, Southwestern State Never heard that song.00:38:42.909 --> 00:38:43.751


Acoustic version.00:38:44.233 --> 00:38:45.056


Oh sounds gay.00:38:48.367 --> 00:38:49.010


It kind of is.00:38:50.385 --> 00:38:51.692


Is that like an ode to Phil?00:38:51.692 --> 00:38:53.873


I mean, do you want?00:38:53.873 --> 00:38:54.293


What is it?00:38:56.851 --> 00:38:59.056


Do you want to wait for Campfire Confessions and sing?00:38:59.056 --> 00:39:01.849


You don't know this song.00:39:02.746 --> 00:39:07.530


The lighting would be great yeah yeah, this would be perfect, right?00:39:08.666 --> 00:39:11.456


Do you want me to do it during the campfire?00:39:11.456 --> 00:39:24.715


Dude, you're off, man Been dragging this mess All over town.00:39:27.427 --> 00:39:28.192


You never heard this song.00:39:28.192 --> 00:39:32.637


That's your fucking wheelhouse karaoke song, yeah because it gets better.00:39:33.065 --> 00:39:34.291


Everyone sings this in the bar.00:39:34.465 --> 00:39:36.753


I saw that I did it.00:39:41.266 --> 00:39:43.233


Things they've done to me.00:39:43.233 --> 00:39:50.704


You'd never believe it carries up Kevin, but you don't know it.00:39:50.704 --> 00:39:53.293


Believe me, they're true.00:39:57.152 --> 00:40:16.882


Things I've had to do To get next to you on this straightaway ticket to a southwestern state.00:40:18.284 --> 00:40:20.693


Yeah, it's kind of like an easy karaoke song.00:40:20.693 --> 00:40:24.373


You're just talking, dude, you're just talking.00:40:26.266 --> 00:40:27.230


Dude, it gets better.00:40:27.230 --> 00:40:27.831


You'll see when.00:40:30.628 --> 00:40:31.110


I hope so.00:40:31.945 --> 00:40:34.438


Have I broke all the rules that I've made?00:40:38.789 --> 00:40:41.532


Bye, we got it here.00:40:49.927 --> 00:40:51.434


Yeah, dude, you got the strings man.00:40:51.434 --> 00:40:53.773


They're fucking rocking right now.00:40:53.773 --> 00:40:57.115


Well, we got it.00:41:08.550 --> 00:41:10.699


We've been dragging this past All over town.00:41:10.699 --> 00:41:35.239


My life's still in air Every single minute and the things, the things I've done for me this song fucking sucks Never believe.00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:40.931


Believe me, they're true.00:41:40.931 --> 00:41:52.190


All these things I've had to do To get next to you, I need you loud, I need you loud, friend.00:41:52.525 --> 00:41:55.074


I'll be a straightaway ticket.00:41:55.074 --> 00:42:00.653


Come on, come on To Southwestern.00:42:00.653 --> 00:42:02.873


It's not bad.00:42:02.873 --> 00:42:04.302


It's not bad.00:42:04.302 --> 00:42:08.456


Have I broke all the rules that I've made?00:42:08.456 --> 00:42:13.675


Have I broke all the rules that I've made?00:42:13.675 --> 00:42:19.931


Have I broke all the rules that I've made?00:42:19.931 --> 00:42:30.311


Damn, Come on.00:42:31.534 --> 00:42:35.543


Keep it going, keep it going, we're going, we're going.00:42:38.706 --> 00:42:39.518


Insert dog howling Fuck you Adam.00:42:39.518 --> 00:42:46.844


Insert dog howling Fuck you Adam.00:42:59.041 --> 00:42:59.501


Fuck that shit.00:42:59.501 --> 00:43:10.818


I guess it's deep from here on in.00:43:10.818 --> 00:43:11.304


He's got short arms.00:43:11.304 --> 00:43:12.951


Get next to you.00:43:16.447 --> 00:43:28.324


I need a straightaway ticket, don't you dare To a southwestern State.00:43:28.324 --> 00:43:33.871


Have I broke all the rules that I've made?00:43:33.871 --> 00:43:39.471


Have I broke all the rules that I've made?00:43:39.471 --> 00:43:45.231


Have I broke all the rules that I've made?00:43:45.231 --> 00:43:54.320


Let's go.00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:57.327


Thank you, stephen Foxbury, thank you, matt, and.00:43:57.489 --> 00:43:57.929


Kevin.00:43:58.672 --> 00:44:00.166


Yeah, thank you.00:44:00.166 --> 00:44:00.768


Not bad, not you?00:44:02.331 --> 00:44:04.235


Not bad, not bad, not bad.00:44:04.275 --> 00:44:06.849


That was awful, I think I pooped myself.00:44:06.849 --> 00:44:10.603


Terrible song, was it it?00:44:10.623 --> 00:44:11.025


wasn't good.00:44:11.025 --> 00:44:18.251


It's not a terrible song, but like it's, you know, oh so what's your go-to karaoke song?00:44:18.251 --> 00:44:21.630


Oh mine, it's Twist and Shout.00:44:24.047 --> 00:44:26.590


Okay, Ferris Bueller, Okay fag.00:44:30.106 --> 00:44:30.748


And like.00:44:30.748 --> 00:44:31.349


Superman.00:44:31.349 --> 00:44:32.373


Who sings Superman?00:44:32.373 --> 00:44:33.335


Barbra Streisand.00:44:33.956 --> 00:44:34.157


What.00:44:36.190 --> 00:44:37.153


The Superman song.00:44:37.173 --> 00:44:40.170


Kryptonite Kryptonite by Three Doors Down.00:44:41.306 --> 00:44:44.929


Not Three Doors down um, maybe it's three doors yeah, it might be superman.00:44:45.389 --> 00:44:56.338


Yeah, it's kryptonite by kryptonite superman yeah, kryptonite, yeah, what well, it's really not a it's a lot of gay songs around here what?00:44:56.378 --> 00:44:57.039


what's yours there?00:44:57.385 --> 00:45:00.331


fucking frank sinatra I told you fucking several.00:45:00.391 --> 00:45:01.875


But you don't remember the fucking words.00:45:01.875 --> 00:45:03.217


So how's that your go-to song?00:45:03.806 --> 00:45:07.155


I didn't remember the words in one instance Summer wind.00:45:07.155 --> 00:45:08.485


I haven't fucking sang it.00:45:09.407 --> 00:45:11.414


You know, maybe something from the cover.00:45:11.565 --> 00:45:12.563


Across your face.00:45:13.125 --> 00:45:14.668


Right across your face.00:45:17.514 --> 00:45:19.016


No, it lingered there.00:45:19.016 --> 00:45:21.432


Sorry, I would say it would touch your hair.00:45:21.512 --> 00:45:26.014


it's what lingered there is when Scout Walked past me earlier and she dropped a fucking load On my knee.00:45:26.014 --> 00:45:31.018


It was disgusting from her fucking cum beard what.00:45:32.748 --> 00:45:33.431


Wait, there are like.00:45:34.333 --> 00:45:39.262


Nine questions About whatever you just said right there, we've gone from karaoke to dog cum.00:45:40.556 --> 00:45:42.126


You were there, you saw it.00:45:42.387 --> 00:45:42.929


What did?00:45:42.949 --> 00:45:43.469


you do when.00:45:43.510 --> 00:45:44.311


I was sitting down.00:45:44.311 --> 00:45:45.775


Oh right, right, Uh-huh.00:45:45.876 --> 00:45:46.577


And she just comes over.00:45:46.577 --> 00:45:47.809


She's like.00:45:48.028 --> 00:45:52.795


You mean you were laying on the floor and Kevin's like oh, she usually gets like that after she just eats some poo.00:45:56.248 --> 00:46:00.728


So she's got poo she's got poo saliva.00:46:00.728 --> 00:46:05.336


She dropped like a saliva hanger on his knee.00:46:05.336 --> 00:46:11.452


Yep, awful, it was, full of poo it was so fucking Well, no, no, I don't know for sure, but usually-.00:46:11.664 --> 00:46:12.684


That's how she gets, yeah.00:46:13.226 --> 00:46:15.193


In my experience with my dog-.00:46:16.606 --> 00:46:20.791


Just to let you know, man, that happens after she's just eaten some shit.00:46:20.952 --> 00:46:23.117


outside in the yard she ate some poo.00:46:23.626 --> 00:46:26.074


So fucking stupid she ate feces in the yard.00:46:28.286 --> 00:46:29.150


Still still.00:46:29.150 --> 00:46:32.269


She's still eating shit Unbelievable man.00:46:32.269 --> 00:46:42.938


And it was all over his knee and her fucking chest beard is just brown when it should be white.00:46:45.088 --> 00:46:50.164


I do make sure I pet her on the head, yeah yeah, I bet I don't want to get involved in anything else that's going on.00:46:50.224 --> 00:46:55.119


You don't want to go jaw, cheek, fucking, neck nothing yet no, no yeah.00:46:56.047 --> 00:46:56.148


And.00:46:56.288 --> 00:46:57.954


Pat seemed happy no.00:46:58.766 --> 00:47:00.920


He usually is when Scout rolls by.00:47:00.981 --> 00:47:03.465


Fuck that dude he was like shit, shit, is it fucking tuesday?00:47:06.329 --> 00:47:07.592


I'm gonna be just like gunner and coda.00:47:07.592 --> 00:47:08.655


I'm gonna bang scout.00:47:08.835 --> 00:47:17.750


I didn't know it was tuesday already, and then she's like she looks at you with this dumb fucking look on her face and you're just like what the fuck?00:47:17.829 --> 00:47:23.039


I'm sorry I have to bang you, but You're just like you're the dumbest dog ever.00:47:26.186 --> 00:47:27.090


She's the dumb broad.00:47:29.347 --> 00:47:38.702


The dumb broad oh my God, so glad I caught that last comment, so glad I caught that last comment Right.00:47:38.943 --> 00:47:39.224


What happened?00:47:39.224 --> 00:47:41.050


No, we just me and Maddie had a private moment on the show, oh boy, what happened?00:47:41.050 --> 00:47:43.376


No, we just Me and Maddie had a private moment, oh boy, on the show.00:47:43.376 --> 00:47:45.041


Oh boy, what happened?00:47:45.041 --> 00:47:48.471


You can watch it again and you can see What'd you do.00:47:48.471 --> 00:47:50.411


You'll figure it out when you watch it again.00:47:50.853 --> 00:47:52.670


No, I'm not gonna watch that.00:47:54.315 --> 00:47:54.759


Well, not.00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:55.405


I don't watch.00:47:55.405 --> 00:47:57.833


I don't watch the show after it was on here.00:47:59.608 --> 00:48:05.318


Try not to what happened.00:48:05.318 --> 00:48:06.831


What the fuck was that?00:48:06.831 --> 00:48:08.329


That was a deep gulp bro.00:48:09.545 --> 00:48:10.987


Well, take big sips, man.00:48:10.987 --> 00:48:17.699


Okay, I'm sorry.00:48:17.699 --> 00:48:18.619


What do you want from me, man?00:48:19.027 --> 00:48:19.679


I want to.00:48:20.226 --> 00:48:23.789


It takes a lot to satisfy the thirst here, you know.00:48:28.974 --> 00:48:29.797


There's one piece left.00:48:29.797 --> 00:48:30.599


I'll wait you for it.00:48:31.166 --> 00:48:32.693


No, I think she may have taken them both.00:48:32.693 --> 00:48:37.753


I think she would make Motherfucker, one for Mikey, one for his dad.00:48:38.811 --> 00:48:41.045


Well, that makes sense after what we found out earlier today.00:48:41.447 --> 00:48:44.630


I think that is a terrible choice to do.00:48:46.054 --> 00:48:50.076


Fuck, I'm sure there's like, I think there's like two ribs to like fight over.00:48:50.284 --> 00:48:51.307


Yeah, I'm down for that.00:48:51.307 --> 00:48:52.550


You know, I'm down for that.00:48:52.550 --> 00:48:53.994


You have the ribs, it's alright.00:48:54.876 --> 00:48:55.677


Oh, they weren't that good.00:49:03.635 --> 00:49:04.565


No, they were fantastic.00:49:04.565 --> 00:49:05.664


Hopefully I lose a tooth.00:49:05.664 --> 00:49:07.492


Now you're shitting on them but whatever.00:49:07.492 --> 00:49:08.650


Not in the least bit.00:49:11.373 --> 00:49:12.135


No, not at all.00:49:12.135 --> 00:49:13.851


You're like oh, just ribs.00:49:13.851 --> 00:49:19.813


Yeah, I'm sorry, it kind of hurts, it kind of hurts.00:49:20.333 --> 00:49:25.737


Really, then my dick was hard for chicken bombs Since the 4th of July.00:49:25.940 --> 00:49:26.284


Really.00:49:28.911 --> 00:49:32.331


Can you contemplate that please, before you start talking shit?00:49:33.688 --> 00:49:34.952


So why do you think I made them?00:49:35.253 --> 00:49:37.110


Really, because you're a good dude.00:49:39.898 --> 00:49:41.931


I'm not, I'm not saying anything.00:49:41.931 --> 00:49:46.875


I took cialis on thursday and like, look at me now, like stop that shit.00:49:47.436 --> 00:49:57.076


You know, he said, dick was hard you take cialis in this house, did you see that?00:49:57.096 --> 00:49:58.777


I was like oh, I don't have to.00:49:58.777 --> 00:50:03.503


I was like I'm good matt, I turned to you.00:50:04.224 --> 00:50:04.945


I honestly I like.00:50:04.945 --> 00:50:08.418


I turned to you, I like, I'm like, oh my god, it's like he took a see alice.00:50:08.418 --> 00:50:14.413


That was bad, right there on the fucking video that'll have to be edited out yeah or not?00:50:15.054 --> 00:50:21.512


oh no, it's like your, your mouth, mike yeah did you throw your mouth?00:50:21.572 --> 00:50:23.518


mic Close to it, close to it.00:50:23.518 --> 00:50:25.349


Can we smoke in here yet?00:50:25.670 --> 00:50:26.773


Yeah, sure, go ahead, man.00:50:29.025 --> 00:50:34.173


If he's okay, I'm fine, dude she's not coming back till Monday bro.00:50:34.173 --> 00:50:35.550


I'm not doing that, though man.00:50:35.885 --> 00:50:37.773


Dude, I'm going to do it in about like four minutes.00:50:39.068 --> 00:50:39.893


Can you do it first?00:50:40.556 --> 00:50:42.123


No, please, no Please.00:50:42.163 --> 00:50:42.664


No, and then I can't.00:50:42.664 --> 00:50:43.831


I'm not sitting next to him.00:50:44.184 --> 00:50:45.652


He is a non-smoker bro.00:50:47.230 --> 00:50:48.293


He's trying to lay this off on me.00:50:48.293 --> 00:50:49.809


Let him light one up.00:50:49.809 --> 00:50:51.307


Second he lights one up.00:50:51.307 --> 00:50:52.311


You do what you got to do.00:50:52.331 --> 00:50:53.996


Okay, that's what I was saying, see.00:50:55.545 --> 00:50:56.527


See how easy that was.00:50:57.027 --> 00:50:57.327


Why.00:50:57.686 --> 00:51:02.771


Because I'm not going to be the first one to do it.00:51:03.251 --> 00:51:05.231


Is there a curse or something?00:51:05.532 --> 00:51:09.074


No, it's actually called plausible deniability yeah.00:51:09.614 --> 00:51:10.916


No, it's called.00:51:10.916 --> 00:51:11.817


He doesn't smoke.00:51:11.817 --> 00:51:15.338


I'm not going to subject him.00:51:15.338 --> 00:51:17.880


We're fucking enclosed here.00:51:18.460 --> 00:51:19.762


I'm talking one cigarette.00:51:19.762 --> 00:51:20.822


I'm sorry, I'm sorry.00:51:20.822 --> 00:51:22.831


Do we remember we used to do this in Pat's house?00:51:22.831 --> 00:51:24.615


Yeah, and everyone's like.00:51:26.344 --> 00:51:28.132


What wasn't my house, wasn't my choice.00:51:29.545 --> 00:51:30.831


Who the fuck cares about his health?00:51:33.228 --> 00:51:42.248


I mean I have been concerned recently as with you, patrick.00:51:42.248 --> 00:52:05.030


I've been doing much better you know, like I feel, like he's like both of you, like you've been making strides um you, um, I mean baby steps like sure, like right direction, like sure we're getting there I'm so fucking offended, right now like what the fuck is this?00:52:05.150 --> 00:52:18.572


shit, if I didn't think I was gonna blow a knee out, I come across this table baby steps, dude, you're gonna have to find a soapbox to jump up I will step on the chair to get on the table.00:52:18.572 --> 00:52:30.561


And there it is the studio, the microphones and everything smells like cigarettes.00:52:30.581 --> 00:52:34.208


Did you not see the post by Allie she's?00:52:35.054 --> 00:52:42.592


watching dude my wife is watching, so go ahead Smoke up.00:52:42.673 --> 00:52:44.210


Johnny, it's your choice.00:52:44.210 --> 00:52:45.471


Crocodile Dundee.00:52:52.402 --> 00:52:53.085


Hey, pat, don't worry.00:52:53.085 --> 00:52:56.614


We'll set the studio up In the next apartment.00:52:56.614 --> 00:53:04.753


It's okay, duncan Dolan's Cubs comes in here for six months, right it?00:53:04.873 --> 00:53:06.697


might be flammable.00:53:06.697 --> 00:53:08.452


Fucking mold's going to ignite.00:53:08.605 --> 00:53:10.934


Something's going to fucking catch fire in there.00:53:12.766 --> 00:53:13.733


What do you want me to do with that?00:53:13.733 --> 00:53:15.443


Do you want to drag or something?00:53:15.443 --> 00:53:16.969


No dude, If I want one, I'll let my own.00:53:18.954 --> 00:53:20.510


You know what he's fucking with you?00:53:20.510 --> 00:53:23.268


You have to smoke it to fruition now, yeah.00:53:23.268 --> 00:53:30.773


Yeah, I mean, unless you're a pussy cunt go ahead, do it enjoy.00:53:30.833 --> 00:53:30.873


It.00:53:34.273 --> 00:53:35.577


I'm not really enjoying it.00:53:35.577 --> 00:53:37.304


I don't know about you.00:53:37.304 --> 00:53:40.476


What the fuck is going on right now.00:53:40.476 --> 00:53:41.079


I have no idea.00:53:41.079 --> 00:53:45.831


It is so weird the direction that we have taken this fucking show.00:53:45.831 --> 00:53:48.413


It just got so awkward.00:53:48.413 --> 00:53:49.114


It's not right.00:53:49.114 --> 00:53:55.733


It's like come on, it's got really awkward for a minute there, admit it.00:53:58.297 --> 00:53:58.556


Okay.00:53:58.556 --> 00:54:05.893


That's just awkward my okay was awkward Like what the fuck?00:54:05.893 --> 00:54:07.090


I can't do anything right?00:54:07.090 --> 00:54:09.851


Oh Like, come on, man Check this out.00:54:09.871 --> 00:54:10.052


What the?00:54:10.052 --> 00:54:13.914


Fuck man, I mean you're going to see that bacon on chicken bombs a little more.00:54:14.184 --> 00:54:16.068


So we've been waiting for a good Marvel movie, right.00:54:16.650 --> 00:54:18.893


Yes, are we getting in it?00:54:18.893 --> 00:54:19.675


We getting in it.00:54:19.815 --> 00:54:20.657


Deadpool's coming out.00:54:20.956 --> 00:54:22.179


Yep, deadpool looks great.00:54:22.364 --> 00:54:27.032


Deadpool's going to be opening up a lot of fucking little gateways of what's going to be going on in the MCU.00:54:27.472 --> 00:54:27.711


Yep.00:54:28.032 --> 00:54:31.016


Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?00:54:31.838 --> 00:54:32.059


Yes.00:54:33.019 --> 00:54:33.420


I have.00:54:33.420 --> 00:54:37.672


What did you think?00:54:37.672 --> 00:54:37.853


With.00:54:37.853 --> 00:54:38.273


Harrison.00:54:38.293 --> 00:54:40.980


Ford, that one, yeah, I'm interested, I'm interested.00:54:41.885 --> 00:54:44.858


It's definitely got that Marvel feel.00:54:44.858 --> 00:54:47.070


It's got that Marvel.00:54:47.070 --> 00:54:49.467


Feel to it, not like all the other peripheral stuff that they've done.00:54:49.467 --> 00:55:02.210


Feel to it, not like all the other like peripheral stuff that they've done, you know, with the shows and the eternals like the fucking whatever you know, like the like the BS movies that they put out.00:55:02.447 --> 00:55:05.389


There's something to say in that movie.00:55:05.510 --> 00:55:08.592


No, they gotta get back to putting a movie out each fucking year.00:55:08.592 --> 00:55:15.996


Remember how they made you wait every year for a movie to come out, and then it fucking came out oh dude that was the shit.00:55:16.797 --> 00:55:17.405


Well, that's what they're.00:55:17.405 --> 00:55:19.295


That's what they're doing now, right or not?00:55:19.356 --> 00:55:23.251


I remember no no, like what they're doing, it's like years now.00:55:23.251 --> 00:55:24.554


Oh yeah, we're.00:55:24.653 --> 00:55:31.409


We're talking like four years, like clips man like deadpool wolverine is the only fucking player this year.00:55:31.409 --> 00:55:35.858


After that's done, then you're fucking 2025.00:55:35.858 --> 00:55:37.972


And you got one or two coming out.00:55:40.106 --> 00:55:42.211


After Endgame is when it fucking shit the bed.00:55:42.653 --> 00:55:43.456


Yeah, of course it did.00:55:43.456 --> 00:55:44.608


Well, how do you follow that?00:55:48.630 --> 00:55:53.338


I mean, granted, they had a little celebration of themselves.00:55:53.338 --> 00:56:02.849


They had a little pass of a little time they earned that honor of.00:56:02.849 --> 00:56:06.617


Okay, we're going to wait a few years before we do something else.00:56:07.989 --> 00:56:10.757


It's not even that they dipped their toe in the water.00:56:10.757 --> 00:56:17.496


They touched on a couple things Without the major players and it fell Flat.00:56:17.496 --> 00:56:19.291


So that's why.00:56:20.777 --> 00:56:21.744


You're talking about the shows.00:56:22.025 --> 00:56:27.853


I'm talking about the shows, the movies whatever Loki's good, loki's good.00:56:29.228 --> 00:56:30.434


WandaVision was good.00:56:31.090 --> 00:56:31.474


That was tough.00:56:31.474 --> 00:56:32.059


Wandavision was good.00:56:32.059 --> 00:56:33.971


That was tough, wandavision was tough.00:56:33.971 --> 00:56:36.434


The first couple were tough.00:56:36.746 --> 00:56:39.090


Yes, but like the end was good.00:56:39.806 --> 00:56:41.652


And that played into Multiverse of Madness.00:56:41.652 --> 00:56:45.614


That was fine, but they haven't gotten their bang for the buck.00:56:45.614 --> 00:56:47.612


Why do you think they're bringing back Tony Stark?00:56:47.612 --> 00:56:53.317


Why are they talking about Bringing back Chris Evans, like these guys should be done Retired from Marvel.00:56:53.317 --> 00:56:53.619


Let me start.00:56:53.619 --> 00:56:55.125


Why are they talking about bringing back Chris Evans?00:56:55.764 --> 00:56:56.916


Like these guys should be done retired from Marvel Dude.00:56:56.916 --> 00:56:59.492


They're icons, man, of course you can't just like not.00:57:01.588 --> 00:57:02.893


But that's how it goes.00:57:03.414 --> 00:57:11.052


Sure, but like the actors are still capable of like playing the role, yeah, like, let them play the role.00:57:11.052 --> 00:57:13.192


You know, like, don't kill them off.00:57:13.192 --> 00:57:20.427


You know, like, like, do the right thing here, like, like listen, I can't believe that's so hard to understand.00:57:20.467 --> 00:57:24.016


Like spikely, all right, I mean, do the right thing.00:57:24.016 --> 00:57:29.132


No, is that like a should?00:57:29.152 --> 00:57:30.072


I have not said that.00:57:30.072 --> 00:57:32.295


Where's the cricket thing?00:57:32.336 --> 00:57:34.860


Yeah, like why was that so bad?00:57:35.300 --> 00:57:36.240


Do we have a cricket?00:57:36.240 --> 00:57:37.101


Sound.00:57:37.121 --> 00:57:38.322


I don't think we have that anymore.00:57:38.525 --> 00:57:42.657


No, but like we should have one right, yeah, yeah, Thanks.00:57:43.867 --> 00:57:45.072


Thanks, host Shut up.00:57:46.266 --> 00:57:47.010


Way to go host.00:57:48.166 --> 00:57:50.552


Shut up before you get what you know you're going to get.00:57:50.552 --> 00:57:51.576


Hello.00:57:55.208 --> 00:57:57.920


You're on a TID show, alright.00:57:57.920 --> 00:58:06.251


Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Campfire Confessions, alright, with your host, bk Rod.00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:08.724


K Rod.00:58:12.275 --> 00:58:16.880


Maddie Thumping and Patty Pipes.00:58:16.880 --> 00:58:21.217


No, we're not gonna do that.00:58:21.217 --> 00:58:26.492


I was trying to see how awkward we can get that.00:58:26.492 --> 00:58:27.943


It didn't really work out.00:58:28.907 --> 00:58:34.248


Dude, we started out awkward you know this whole show has been awkward, we're all awful.00:58:35.731 --> 00:58:39.657


Oh man, you're right, ben.00:58:39.657 --> 00:58:40.858


Long live Trump.00:58:40.858 --> 00:58:44.914


Agreed Till we can find a better fucking Republican.00:58:45.184 --> 00:58:46.911


Nice, Ben found us on a Saturday.00:58:49.166 --> 00:58:50.371


Was he wearing his Vibran panties?00:58:50.371 --> 00:58:52.411


It's not his.00:58:55.311 --> 00:58:56.675


But he may have Weared them.00:58:56.675 --> 00:58:58.552


Those are in.00:58:58.592 --> 00:58:59.115


Canada.00:58:59.115 --> 00:59:03.724


Those vibrating panties Are in Canada.00:59:05.291 --> 00:59:08.585


I think there's a Dual pair in fucking Boston.00:59:09.067 --> 00:59:12.331


Are you saying his mother-in-law Fucking, sets his panties off?00:59:12.471 --> 00:59:18.711


Since you sent these to me, I'm sending them to you Vroom, vroom, right back at you.00:59:18.711 --> 00:59:22.543


Makes sense, then we're not good people.00:59:23.829 --> 00:59:26.210


Totally makes sense then, we are not good people.00:59:27.969 --> 00:59:28.510


Nobody cares.00:59:30.135 --> 00:59:30.936


Ain't that the truth?00:59:34.869 --> 00:59:37.630


Uh oh, looks like it's frozen on the TV, but we're good.00:59:38.469 --> 00:59:38.931


That's fine.00:59:38.931 --> 00:59:40.612


We can still hear each other.00:59:40.612 --> 00:59:43.434


They actually still hear us on Facebook as well.00:59:43.434 --> 00:59:45.585


Yeah, we're still rocking.00:59:45.764 --> 00:59:47.068


We're still rocking on Facebook.00:59:47.489 --> 00:59:49.856


As long as yeah, as long as we're still going, and why not?00:59:50.327 --> 00:59:53.023


Wherever the next studio is, we make sure we have good internet connections.00:59:54.329 --> 00:59:55.894


We got this crocodile Monday.00:59:59.974 --> 01:00:00.797


That was a reach.01:00:01.166 --> 01:00:02.110


He's harping on that one.01:00:03.010 --> 01:00:04.460


The hat's just killing me, man.01:00:04.460 --> 01:00:09.773


Whatever Like the hat in the headphones, it's not the hat, but like the hat.01:00:09.773 --> 01:00:12.597


In the headphones it's just the hat, but like the hat In the headphones.01:00:12.597 --> 01:00:16.864


In the headphones it's just like Okay, okay Well we know, we know full well.01:00:16.864 --> 01:00:19.364


I'm gonna wrestle a crocodile tonight.01:00:19.364 --> 01:00:21.789


He is not, you know what?01:00:22.070 --> 01:00:25.289


Who is the guy who is his boy In Crocodile Dundee?01:00:25.289 --> 01:00:28.909


The old guy, oh oh the movie.01:00:28.909 --> 01:00:30.771


Yeah, what was the guy's name?01:00:30.791 --> 01:00:32.206


The old dude, you know what I'm talking about.01:00:32.206 --> 01:00:33.148


I'm gonna need, like, oh, the movie.01:00:33.188 --> 01:00:33.789


Yeah, what was the guy's name?01:00:33.789 --> 01:00:34.070


The old dude.01:00:34.090 --> 01:00:43.313


You know who I'm talking about I'm going to need like 20 minutes on this one, I do know.01:00:43.313 --> 01:00:44.597


But I do, I see it.01:00:44.597 --> 01:00:49.293


I don't know the name.01:00:49.293 --> 01:00:52.829


God, I hate everybody Right, gotta hit everybody right um.01:00:52.829 --> 01:01:02.905


Pat's looking at me like I'm laying on like his fucking living room floor, oh what the fuck are you talking about?01:01:05.331 --> 01:01:06.934


what the fuck are you talking?01:01:07.034 --> 01:01:15.119


about you ever fucking say anything like that again like I'm getting lemons thrown at me.01:01:15.179 --> 01:01:16.206


I don't, I don't know why.01:01:16.206 --> 01:01:19.695


I don't know why this came up, but I don't even know this.01:01:19.715 --> 01:01:20.336


Fuck who the fuck.01:01:20.336 --> 01:01:21.206


Fuck that guy.01:01:21.206 --> 01:01:23.329


What fuck him who?01:01:23.329 --> 01:01:26.052


I don't care what happened?01:01:26.313 --> 01:01:27.273


I don't know.01:01:27.273 --> 01:01:30.056


Let's talk about it, come on.01:01:30.056 --> 01:01:33.081


Come on, kevin, your house is cursed.01:01:35.085 --> 01:01:36.170


Pat does know that.01:01:36.826 --> 01:01:37.851


That's what Ben just said.01:01:37.851 --> 01:01:43.711


I'm texting the new ones for the.01:01:43.711 --> 01:01:49.793


I'm texting the new ones for the MIA.01:01:50.505 --> 01:01:54.934


Garrett actually just Text Texted me.01:01:54.934 --> 01:02:01.574


He said we are inches away from a civil war.01:02:02.873 --> 01:02:04.284


Who said that, garrett?01:02:05.007 --> 01:02:06.452


Yes, my buddy Garrett.01:02:07.851 --> 01:02:13.853


Civil war, I would say Closer than that.01:02:13.853 --> 01:02:21.737


You know, like with this whole, like Trump shooting stuff, like oh, I think it's on the precipice Like.01:02:21.817 --> 01:02:28.954


I said there's a bunch of people locked and loaded right now Like Like when did that happen?01:02:28.954 --> 01:02:32.945


Like today yeah, today like 4 o'clock in the afternoon.01:02:32.945 --> 01:02:34.833


Did the person get apprehended.01:02:35.715 --> 01:02:40.353


Dead Shot dead by secret service.01:02:41.978 --> 01:02:42.885


Not even like Waswell.01:02:42.885 --> 01:02:44.681


They didn't bother to take him into custody.01:02:46.260 --> 01:02:46.644


That's weird.01:02:46.644 --> 01:02:48.130


They just shoot him dead.01:02:48.130 --> 01:02:52.692


Well, did he draw on the cops?01:02:53.795 --> 01:03:00.132


I wasn't there, dude, he drawed on a fucking former president, I was in Kevin's kitchen eating ribs.01:03:00.331 --> 01:03:00.994


I don't know.01:03:02.407 --> 01:03:04.331


Like my daughter brought it to our attention.01:03:04.331 --> 01:03:12.909


We're like what Like Trump got shot, like what you yawning, bro, like we boring you, like what's going on here, man.01:03:13.144 --> 01:03:13.746


I'm her bad.01:03:13.786 --> 01:03:17.717


spare tire what Spare tire, what, what the fuck.01:03:18.945 --> 01:03:19.726


Who you talking to.01:03:22.653 --> 01:03:23.576


Dude you.01:03:23.576 --> 01:03:24.717


Okay, man, what the fuck just happened?01:03:24.878 --> 01:03:27.045


Damn fine, okay, alright, what?01:03:27.085 --> 01:03:28.050


the fuck just happened.01:03:28.070 --> 01:03:30.128


I don't know man Like you made some sort of.01:03:30.148 --> 01:03:31.510


That's like something in the Matrix.01:03:31.831 --> 01:03:33.275


He made sort of sounds.01:03:33.396 --> 01:03:33.856


I was like what.01:03:35.929 --> 01:03:37.273


I thought he said spare tire.01:03:37.273 --> 01:03:37.876


I was like what?01:03:40.438 --> 01:03:42.644


You don't remember spare tire From Married With Children.01:03:42.644 --> 01:03:44.733


That was Bubba Smith's character.01:03:46.438 --> 01:03:48.911


Oh, okay, like now you say it.01:03:48.971 --> 01:03:49.693


Yeah, I do.01:03:51.009 --> 01:03:55.693


But then no, I didn't, so it was weird.01:03:55.693 --> 01:03:57.371


Then Now it's okay.01:03:59.132 --> 01:03:59.775


Totally fine.01:04:01.438 --> 01:04:03.471


Like totally fine, like Pat in his hat.01:04:05.813 --> 01:04:06.635


I can't even see shit, right.01:04:06.635 --> 01:04:08.306


How long did we record?01:04:08.326 --> 01:04:10.628


Like seven minutes A little over an hour recording.01:04:10.628 --> 01:04:11.389


Like seven minutes.01:04:12.490 --> 01:04:16.996


A little over an hour Really, yeah Hour and seven minutes.01:04:17.016 --> 01:04:19.219


I'm going to pull a plug on this fucking shit show.01:04:19.219 --> 01:04:21.914


Yeah, this is definitely.01:04:21.914 --> 01:04:22.603


I don't know about that man.01:04:22.744 --> 01:04:24.748


I think we're fucking rolling gold right now.01:04:25.090 --> 01:04:25.911


Rolling gold.01:04:26.092 --> 01:04:34.076


Yeah man To where I don't know Like wherever that fucking crocodile dundee hat takes us man.01:04:37.206 --> 01:04:40.572


I laser focused on a Crocodile Dundee.01:04:40.572 --> 01:04:43.836


Hey, hello, right, hello.01:04:43.876 --> 01:04:48.271


Bobbit, hello, a dingo ate your baby.01:04:48.271 --> 01:04:51.170


A dingo ate your baby.01:04:51.170 --> 01:04:52.313


Hey, hi dingo ate your baby.01:04:52.313 --> 01:04:55.742


A dingo ate your baby.01:04:56.284 --> 01:04:58.192


Hi, that's a true story, man.01:04:58.192 --> 01:05:00.264


Hey, if you were a dingo.01:05:00.425 --> 01:05:03.135


And out of the ashes, Harry Caray comes back.01:05:03.525 --> 01:05:05.250


If you were a dingo, would you eat a baby?01:05:05.250 --> 01:05:09.672


I would, hi, I love dingoes.01:05:09.672 --> 01:05:10.393


Hey dingo.01:05:11.244 --> 01:05:12.351


The chocolate cake with the vanilla cream.01:05:12.351 --> 01:05:12.875


I love those dingoes.01:05:12.875 --> 01:05:14.565


Hey dingo, Get the chocolate cake with the vanilla cream.01:05:14.565 --> 01:05:18.972


I love those dingoes that was so fucking bad.01:05:21.251 --> 01:05:22.222


Sweet fucking Jesus.01:05:22.222 --> 01:05:26.253


That was so fucking bad.01:05:26.976 --> 01:05:29.472


You know what you need to fucking sing karaoke right now.01:05:29.472 --> 01:05:30.525


That was how bad that was.01:05:30.525 --> 01:05:30.905


That was terrible.01:05:30.905 --> 01:05:31.146


You know what you need to fucking sing karaoke right now.01:05:31.146 --> 01:05:31.425


That was how bad that was.01:05:34.896 --> 01:05:35.396


That was terrible.01:05:36.965 --> 01:05:37.449


That was the worst.01:05:37.449 --> 01:05:38.621


Fucking 10 seconds of comedy.01:05:38.621 --> 01:05:41.434


Fucking pick a song and sing some karaoke.01:05:41.766 --> 01:05:43.726


I feel like that was like great Harry Carey.01:05:43.827 --> 01:05:45.586


Pick a song what's your go-to.01:05:45.586 --> 01:05:47.686


Pick a song what's your go-to.01:05:48.550 --> 01:05:50.291


I told you earlier what is it.01:05:51.125 --> 01:05:51.847


Come on, Eileen.01:05:52.288 --> 01:05:54.735


Come on, eileen, no, your go-to I told you earlier what is it?01:05:54.755 --> 01:05:56.440


come on, eileen, come on.01:05:56.440 --> 01:05:56.762


No, what like?01:05:56.762 --> 01:06:00.610


What the fuck is that man?01:06:01.371 --> 01:06:05.077


it just sounds funny it just sounds like an everyday function what is yours?01:06:05.097 --> 01:06:05.518


what is yours?01:06:05.518 --> 01:06:07.871


No, I said it earlier what is it you can't remember?01:06:07.871 --> 01:06:08.474


I'm sorry, come on.01:06:08.474 --> 01:06:09.516


What is it it you can't remember it?01:06:09.516 --> 01:06:11.568


I'm sorry, come on.01:06:11.628 --> 01:06:12.954


What is it?01:06:12.994 --> 01:06:13.235


Give it.01:06:13.235 --> 01:06:15.367


Give it to him.01:06:15.367 --> 01:06:17.192


It was Kryptonite by oh, Kryptonite.01:06:17.472 --> 01:06:20.528


Kryp Three doors down yeah.01:06:21.130 --> 01:06:24.880


Okay, kryptonite.01:06:25.266 --> 01:06:25.887


You ready for this?01:06:25.887 --> 01:06:26.992


I can't pull this off.01:06:26.992 --> 01:06:29.025


No, you ready, I can walk around, are you?01:06:29.025 --> 01:06:30.873


Ready, let it rip.01:06:30.873 --> 01:06:33.052


I don't know if I'm ready, man Rip it.01:06:57.501 --> 01:06:59.402


Like in my, feel free to sing in the mic.01:07:22.413 --> 01:07:23.373


That was awful.01:07:23.534 --> 01:07:24.135


Oh, my God.01:07:24.295 --> 01:07:27.539


After all, I knew it had to be something to you.01:07:27.539 --> 01:07:50.755


I really don't mind what happens now and then.01:07:50.755 --> 01:07:52.420


I'm sorry, my hand.01:07:55.686 --> 01:08:03.496


I'm holding my hand.01:08:03.916 --> 01:08:06.960


I wish it was your karaoke Until you went.01:08:10.269 --> 01:08:11.855


That was the worst fucking.01:08:12.666 --> 01:08:13.492


I need a teleprompter.01:08:13.492 --> 01:08:17.935


Unlike Biden, I need a teleprompter.01:08:18.645 --> 01:08:24.368


Holy shit, dude, the Joe Biden of the Take a Deep Show, oh my God.01:08:28.626 --> 01:08:30.533


Dude, I wasn't ready, man, I wasn't ready.01:08:31.368 --> 01:08:34.613


No problem, joe, we'll get you to questions ahead of time next time.01:08:35.507 --> 01:08:40.890


Oh my fucking God, bro, jesus God, I'm pretty sure.01:08:41.011 --> 01:08:41.514


I said Superman.01:08:42.948 --> 01:08:44.795


Yeah, like six times in the wrong spot.01:08:45.025 --> 01:08:45.949


Pretty much what it was.01:08:45.949 --> 01:08:49.264


You know he's singing over me Like what the fuck was that dude?01:08:49.264 --> 01:08:52.845


I didn't sing over him, whatever man.01:08:52.965 --> 01:08:55.137


He was singing in place of you.01:08:56.167 --> 01:08:58.307


I'm gonna leave in a huff in like two seconds.01:08:58.307 --> 01:08:59.270


You won't do it.01:08:59.270 --> 01:09:04.131


The fact you just said I'm gonna leave in a huff.01:09:11.445 --> 01:09:16.515


Is leaving a huff Meaning I have to go pee.01:09:18.811 --> 01:09:22.085


I might pee in my huff, but whatever man, it's my huff.01:09:23.051 --> 01:09:24.418


I'll do what I want in my huff.01:09:24.418 --> 01:09:25.305


Is that anger?01:09:25.305 --> 01:09:29.412


What is that Like?01:09:29.412 --> 01:09:30.274


What the fuck bro?01:09:30.274 --> 01:09:36.412


You'll live in your huff Like David Asselhoff.01:09:39.886 --> 01:09:40.970


Almost died there for a second.01:09:41.966 --> 01:09:43.292


I'll do what I want in my huff.01:09:45.345 --> 01:09:46.752


This is for the huff, oh bourbon.01:09:49.326 --> 01:09:50.130


This is for the huff Wow.01:09:50.130 --> 01:09:52.561


It's for the hop Wow.01:09:52.561 --> 01:09:53.225


Oh my god.01:09:53.485 --> 01:09:59.533


Dude, what sucks is like he's just coming clear Of his gummy right now, and now we're drunk and now we're drunk.01:09:59.573 --> 01:10:01.622


Yes, we're golden.01:10:01.722 --> 01:10:04.311


Yeah, no, we're not dude, we're not man.01:10:04.934 --> 01:10:05.274


We're not.01:10:05.274 --> 01:10:06.570


Why do you have to get so angry?01:10:07.987 --> 01:10:09.112


You are a little out of hand.01:10:09.326 --> 01:10:10.390


Yeah, there's no reason for that.01:10:12.990 --> 01:10:14.694


Are you fucking focusing on me?01:10:14.814 --> 01:10:17.329


I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're not doing karaoke anymore.01:10:17.329 --> 01:10:17.731


Speak up.01:10:18.145 --> 01:10:19.731


Yeah, reason because of you.01:10:21.444 --> 01:10:23.252


Like fuck you number one.01:10:23.252 --> 01:10:27.072


You can't sing Like fuck you number one.01:10:27.485 --> 01:10:28.511


Number two you can't sing.01:10:31.445 --> 01:10:32.972


I can't sing further than you, man.01:10:35.667 --> 01:10:36.610


Do I hear a sing-off?01:10:37.565 --> 01:10:39.451


Fucking let's go Pick some songs.01:10:39.451 --> 01:10:39.912


Let's go.01:10:39.912 --> 01:10:41.076


What do you want to do, like Jeremy?01:10:42.506 --> 01:10:46.212


Oh fuck, yeah, oh fucking don't.01:10:46.212 --> 01:10:47.568


You better fucking put on.01:10:47.568 --> 01:10:50.697


Don't Stop right fucking now, right now.01:10:53.807 --> 01:10:55.373


Giddy up bro, giddy Up man.01:10:55.373 --> 01:10:57.512


From who we will verse for verse right now.01:10:57.512 --> 01:11:05.712


Oh, verse for verse, what's your little fucking gay hat?01:11:08.306 --> 01:11:38.103


It's not gay, it's Australian survival mode Dude that was driving him.01:11:38.268 --> 01:11:39.063


Fucking crazy.01:11:40.670 --> 01:11:43.283


And he had no idea why it was driving him crazy.01:11:43.283 --> 01:11:47.744


You saw his eye fucking Until he fucking eyeballed that shit.01:11:47.744 --> 01:11:52.979


He was like you, motherfucker, like you could see it in his eyebrows.01:11:52.979 --> 01:12:12.595


Like you, motherfucker, like I just got off a gummy bro, and you're doing this shit to me the shit ain't right, bro, shit ain't right, uh-uh, not in this fucking town.01:12:12.595 --> 01:12:13.871


I'm wearing this hat.01:12:14.948 --> 01:12:15.671


I'm ready to fucking.01:12:15.671 --> 01:12:17.489


Tack Crocs, let's go.01:12:17.489 --> 01:12:21.895


Oh my god, what is?01:12:21.895 --> 01:12:22.519


That by the way.01:12:22.538 --> 01:12:23.243


It's a drill bit.01:12:23.243 --> 01:12:25.152


It's a fucking drill bit.01:12:27.449 --> 01:12:28.192


Oh my god.01:12:31.326 --> 01:12:33.592


Like why is that even on the fucking table?01:12:33.913 --> 01:12:34.335


No idea.01:12:34.335 --> 01:12:36.391


Found it here a couple weeks ago.01:12:36.391 --> 01:12:36.913


I liked it.01:12:36.913 --> 01:12:42.664


Get a little journey going.01:12:42.664 --> 01:12:43.884


Don't stop believing.01:12:45.088 --> 01:12:46.954


Can I give that rib to Ryder?01:12:50.278 --> 01:12:52.194


If it's there, if Lily didn't need it, like yeah sure you know if it's there.01:12:52.215 --> 01:13:01.469


If louis didn't need it, dude like yeah, sure you know, if it's still up there, yeah, like can you carry on for like five minutes what?01:13:01.649 --> 01:13:02.110


what do you have to?01:13:02.110 --> 01:13:04.886


Go fucking tuck the bib in and just want to heat it up, like you?01:13:04.926 --> 01:13:07.992


guys, what like baby bird it doing?01:13:07.992 --> 01:13:09.876


Like what can I heat it up?01:13:09.876 --> 01:13:10.957


I don't know.01:13:10.957 --> 01:13:14.046


Like, like, can you, like you gotta leave right now.01:13:14.046 --> 01:13:16.471


Like to do this shit, like, is that what you're saying?01:13:16.773 --> 01:13:22.556


I mean, we're an hour and 20 in and we're almost waiting right it's okay for you to get up and piss, but I can't get up and feed my child.01:13:22.556 --> 01:13:25.728


No, what time?01:13:25.728 --> 01:13:25.929


What?01:13:25.969 --> 01:13:26.469


time is it?01:13:26.588 --> 01:13:34.797


yeah, I mean no, like the answer is no, like like I'm sorry, is your child like four?01:13:34.797 --> 01:13:37.962


Like, how old's the child?01:13:38.525 --> 01:13:39.368


I'm not gonna have him fucking.01:13:39.368 --> 01:13:41.552


Just go on to you how old is the child?01:13:41.793 --> 01:13:43.645


I understand how old is the child?01:13:43.645 --> 01:13:44.266


I'm not gonna.01:13:44.266 --> 01:13:46.011


How old is the child?01:13:46.011 --> 01:13:47.253


I wouldn't know.01:13:47.253 --> 01:13:48.636


I want to hear you say it.01:13:48.636 --> 01:13:49.177


How old?01:13:49.177 --> 01:13:51.956


Yeah, uh-huh, someone's going to pee?01:13:52.055 --> 01:13:54.104


No, I want to hear you say it.01:13:54.104 --> 01:13:54.345


How old.01:13:55.427 --> 01:13:57.194


Someone's going to pee.01:14:02.457 --> 01:14:04.064


Are we done Go?01:14:04.085 --> 01:14:04.886


ahead and eat that fucking shit up, man.01:14:04.886 --> 01:14:07.974


Oh, saturday shenanigans went so far off the rails, what did?01:14:07.993 --> 01:14:10.078


he say to me what a dick.01:14:10.078 --> 01:14:12.711


You're a real fucking cunt.01:14:13.367 --> 01:14:20.372


So first off, I'm not angrily leaving, I'm laughingly leaving Laughingly.01:14:21.744 --> 01:14:22.167


Laughingly.01:14:22.186 --> 01:14:26.003


You sound like a retard, uh-huh Right.01:14:27.168 --> 01:14:28.096


How old's the?01:14:28.420 --> 01:14:28.581


child.01:14:29.908 --> 01:14:31.493


Hey, after you pee, can you heat up the rib?01:14:33.106 --> 01:14:33.791


I gotta heat up the rib.01:14:33.791 --> 01:14:34.314


How old is the child?01:14:34.314 --> 01:14:34.756


How old is the child?01:14:34.756 --> 01:14:35.439


Hey, FDUP, can you heat up the rib?01:14:35.439 --> 01:14:35.962


I got to heat up the rib.01:14:35.962 --> 01:14:36.163


How old?01:14:36.163 --> 01:14:37.829


I'm not going to have him go in your kitchen.01:14:37.829 --> 01:14:38.390


How old?01:14:38.390 --> 01:14:40.076


Oh, my God, oh boy.01:14:40.076 --> 01:14:41.247


Can we just like get a?01:14:41.528 --> 01:14:42.891


number.01:14:42.891 --> 01:14:43.472


How old?01:14:43.472 --> 01:14:50.944


How old Obi, sweet Jesus, what's Obi got to do with it?01:14:50.944 --> 01:14:54.457


What but a second hand emotion?01:14:55.644 --> 01:14:55.784


Yeah.01:15:00.014 --> 01:15:00.976


That was very awkward.01:15:00.976 --> 01:15:01.658


I think I'll be.01:15:01.658 --> 01:15:13.161


How old?01:15:13.161 --> 01:15:26.273


That old oh my god, I'm hurt I'm hurt.01:15:26.273 --> 01:15:27.654


How long have you been recording?01:15:27.654 --> 01:15:28.975


Hour and 20 minutes.01:15:28.975 --> 01:15:40.302


I think it's time to go all right, fuck that guy you don't want him coming back no, this is are you okay?01:15:40.302 --> 01:15:46.213


No, all right I'm injured so we'll call it quits I think it.01:15:46.354 --> 01:15:47.377


I think that's the right thing to do.01:15:49.307 --> 01:15:56.393


It's not like we got shot in a year or anything oh, have you heard the new, uh, the new m&m I was gonna say you, you're playing new m, aren't you?01:15:56.554 --> 01:16:30.396


yeah, yeah, buddy which one of these talks about the retards there was a couple, there was a couple, uh, a couple tracks that uh were getting talked about.01:16:30.417 --> 01:16:31.337


Well, we did it.01:16:31.337 --> 01:16:34.078


Now, I know right, it's beautiful, ain't it?01:16:34.078 --> 01:16:36.201


Yeah, you happy now, bitch Yup.01:16:36.201 --> 01:16:37.860


Alright, you got what you wanted.01:16:37.860 --> 01:16:41.203


Yeah, but Let me go Stop, never.01:16:41.345 --> 01:16:43.774


Why does it feel like I'm always being tortured?01:16:43.774 --> 01:16:49.730


The bad apple spoils the whole orchard Used to read comic books, to learn more words.01:16:49.730 --> 01:16:55.533


Cause, deep down, I'm a dork, just a core nerd, meaning nerd to the core, till I'm cornered.01:16:55.533 --> 01:16:56.889


Then I'm the coroner.01:16:57.251 --> 01:16:57.972


What shot is this?01:16:57.972 --> 01:16:58.627


First?01:16:58.627 --> 01:16:59.832


Second, it's your third.01:16:59.832 --> 01:17:04.270


Vision is more blurred, speech is more slurred, can't even form words.01:17:04.270 --> 01:17:06.292


It's like a dream, up inside of a dream.01:17:06.364 --> 01:17:08.329


I'm trapped in this worse than I could have imagined.01:17:08.329 --> 01:17:08.891


It's madness.01:17:08.891 --> 01:17:09.592


Can't wake up.01:17:09.592 --> 01:17:11.658


Try my damnedest, but old habits are coming back.01:17:11.658 --> 01:17:14.045


And now transgenders attack us Frontwards and backwards.01:17:14.045 --> 01:17:15.551


They laughing, throw midgets at us.01:17:15.551 --> 01:17:17.250


This ain't no dream now.01:17:17.250 --> 01:17:18.353


Huh, see what I mean.01:17:18.393 --> 01:17:23.204


Now you see how they're trying to make me out To be some kind of mean, vile, obscene, foul prick.01:17:23.204 --> 01:17:27.868


I kick one freestyle by beating down a special needs child, and these people freak out out.01:17:27.868 --> 01:17:32.238


Told you we'd get slaughtered for saying retarded, oh, marshall's getting the conscience.01:17:32.238 --> 01:17:36.086


Fuck this.01:17:36.086 --> 01:17:36.628


You may come as a shock.01:17:36.628 --> 01:17:37.412


I have you astonished regardless.01:17:37.412 --> 01:17:38.336


Here's the thing about retarded people?01:17:38.336 --> 01:17:39.461


What they don't fucking know.01:17:39.461 --> 01:17:39.801


They're retarded.01:17:39.801 --> 01:17:42.614


Well, okay, you want a fat shame, bitch Two can play that game.01:17:42.614 --> 01:17:43.921


What you want to judge people?01:17:43.921 --> 01:17:48.375


Yeah, matter of fact, ain't you the same one who hated bullies calling you bad names?01:17:48.375 --> 01:17:50.801


Yeah, then you turn around and did the exact same.01:17:50.801 --> 01:17:56.212


So just immature, and literally, you're still mentally 13 and so thirsty for some controversy.01:17:56.212 --> 01:17:58.274


You're still picking on Christopher Reeves?01:17:58.274 --> 01:18:02.052


Yeah, but you're me and we're a team, so that means we're in cahoots.01:18:02.052 --> 01:18:05.743


That's conspiracy to commit murder Lyrically, so clearly.01:18:06.145 --> 01:18:08.092


You're the accessory, like Jewelry.01:18:08.092 --> 01:18:11.408


You ain't the judge of the jury, you're just as guilty.01:18:11.408 --> 01:18:13.935


You rip on paraplegics, man, seriously.01:18:13.935 --> 01:18:15.635


Oh bitch, it's a joke.01:18:15.635 --> 01:18:16.576


No, it's not.01:18:16.576 --> 01:18:21.773


It's embarrassing, like David Carradine, found with a pair of jeans At his ankles and belt round his learnings.01:18:21.773 --> 01:18:23.176


I know it's a scary scene.01:18:23.176 --> 01:18:24.604


They're coming with everything.01:18:24.604 --> 01:18:26.030


Little people are trolling me.01:18:26.030 --> 01:18:28.453


They're saying they've had it up to here with me.01:18:28.453 --> 01:18:30.367


Oh, hilarity, come on.01:18:30.367 --> 01:18:31.307


Nah, fuck, yeah.01:18:43.426 --> 01:18:45.484


How good is that fucking song?01:18:45.585 --> 01:18:47.672


He is fucking on another level, man.01:18:47.784 --> 01:18:58.528


Bro, that album is fucking great, if you haven't heard it yet the death of Slim Shady, eminem's new fucking album.01:18:58.788 --> 01:18:59.490


Another level.01:19:00.514 --> 01:19:01.176


It's good shit.01:19:01.176 --> 01:19:03.453


He's got a couple bangers on that.01:19:03.453 --> 01:19:06.311


Got another one called Head Honchos.01:19:06.311 --> 01:19:06.934


That's a good one.01:19:06.934 --> 01:19:11.094


He makes fun of a lot of trans and retarded people.01:19:11.094 --> 01:19:12.177


I like where his head's at.01:19:12.177 --> 01:19:13.923


Yeah, that's a of trans and retarded people I like where his head's at.01:19:13.923 --> 01:19:16.725


Yeah, that's a great thing about retarded people.01:19:18.007 --> 01:19:19.029


Is this all on YouTube?01:19:21.576 --> 01:19:25.164


This guy I don't even like we should turn the camera.01:19:25.164 --> 01:19:27.135


We should just turn the camera in our direction.01:19:28.208 --> 01:19:29.512


Well, he doesn't need to be on the camera.01:19:29.554 --> 01:19:29.673


No.01:19:29.765 --> 01:19:29.886


Are we?01:19:29.905 --> 01:19:31.194


still recording, yeah, we just listened to a great Eminem song.01:19:31.215 --> 01:19:32.039


Well, he doesn't need to be on the camera.01:19:32.039 --> 01:19:32.623


No, are we still recording?01:19:32.644 --> 01:19:41.743


Yeah, we just listened to a great Eminem song and you missed it, you wouldn't sing karaoke to it, you wouldn't know the words.01:19:43.569 --> 01:19:44.712


The paraplegic, one.01:19:44.712 --> 01:19:46.197


No, oh boy.01:19:48.810 --> 01:19:49.212


Well they have.01:19:49.212 --> 01:19:51.176


The Christopher Reeves dance Is one of the songs.01:19:51.237 --> 01:19:51.797


I saw that.01:19:51.797 --> 01:19:55.375


All four, by the way.01:19:55.375 --> 01:19:57.297


Great album.01:19:57.520 --> 01:19:58.204


Fuck him, he's dead.01:19:59.654 --> 01:20:00.056


Who gives a?01:20:00.096 --> 01:20:00.787


shit Albums.01:20:00.787 --> 01:20:02.931


It's great, just that.01:20:22.856 --> 01:20:23.797


This part right here.01:20:23.797 --> 01:20:25.338


We'll be right back.01:20:25.338 --> 01:20:26.279


What I know?01:20:26.279 --> 01:20:27.460


It's a scary scene.01:20:27.460 --> 01:20:34.756


They're coming with everything.01:20:34.984 --> 01:20:36.150


Little people are trolling me.01:20:36.150 --> 01:20:38.590


They're saying they've had it up to here with me.01:20:38.590 --> 01:20:41.637


Oh, hilarity, come on, nah, do your thing.01:20:41.637 --> 01:20:42.789


Fuck deaf people.01:20:42.789 --> 01:20:46.952


Yeah, well, between me and you, I think they've had it up to here with me too.01:20:47.091 --> 01:20:47.814


What the fuck?01:20:47.814 --> 01:20:52.350


Sorry, I'm not perfect as you, marshall Punching down on little people.01:20:52.350 --> 01:20:54.810


Yeah, not cool Bucks, you just sound like a dick.01:20:54.810 --> 01:20:56.532


Wait, nah, fool what.01:20:56.532 --> 01:20:59.092


When I say fuck Mitch, I mean Ja Rule.01:20:59.092 --> 01:21:03.895


Oh, and I know that Chris Reid song was recorded in 2004 for Encore.01:21:03.916 --> 01:21:06.569


Yeah, fuck, you take it off for Cause he died.01:21:06.569 --> 01:21:10.975


Man, that motherfucker did that bullshit on purpose to ruin the song for us.01:21:10.975 --> 01:21:15.966


Man, I never seen a bigger pussy than you, bitch.01:21:15.966 --> 01:21:18.104


Look at all the shit the media's putting me through Cause of all the fuck shit that you pushed me to do.01:21:18.104 --> 01:21:19.670


Should've knew when I found you.01:21:19.670 --> 01:21:20.974


You were just too good to be true.01:21:20.974 --> 01:21:22.953


That's how we end up in these quagmires.01:21:22.953 --> 01:21:25.751


You said you had my back liar, but I helped you get your stacks higher.01:21:25.751 --> 01:21:27.270


That's diamond sales except fires.01:21:27.270 --> 01:21:53.668


Rat Outro Music To say everything.01:21:53.708 --> 01:21:56.019


You didn't have the balls to say what you were thinking, but in a more diabolic way.01:21:56.019 --> 01:21:57.083


You fed me pills in a bottle of alcohol a day.01:21:57.083 --> 01:21:59.087


Okay, maybe Me, you're right.01:21:59.087 --> 01:22:00.591


I took over you totally.01:22:00.591 --> 01:22:02.756


You were socially awkward to you, molded me.01:22:02.756 --> 01:22:05.595


Yeah, you was a loner and nobody cuz of me.01:22:05.595 --> 01:22:07.261


You didn't take shit from nobody.01:22:07.261 --> 01:22:08.766


Now Look at you.01:22:08.766 --> 01:22:09.708


What now?01:22:09.708 --> 01:22:13.757


You, just little scaredy cat, got to shove like Shakira's ass.01:22:13.757 --> 01:22:15.712


So look at your reflection staring back.01:22:15.712 --> 01:22:17.291


Bitch, it's just a mirror.01:22:17.291 --> 01:22:18.266


Lax man.01:22:18.266 --> 01:22:20.474


You're so full of shit you need mirror, lax.01:22:20.474 --> 01:22:23.387


Open your mouth and shit flies out, just lies.01:22:23.387 --> 01:22:25.054


You thinking you can whip my ass?01:22:25.054 --> 01:22:26.185


Undo these zip ties?01:22:26.185 --> 01:22:32.234


You can just undo my feet and keep my hands tied Cause like an avalanche, I'd still win by a landslide.01:22:32.234 --> 01:22:33.806


Oh, you think so, bitch?01:22:33.806 --> 01:22:34.889


Yeah, I know so.01:22:34.889 --> 01:22:37.814


Okay, your hands and feet, I'll let them both go.01:22:37.814 --> 01:22:38.997


Give me that gun.01:22:38.997 --> 01:22:47.833


No, don't rear naked, choke, hold, let me go yo here, take it, bozo, yeah you know what's like.01:22:48.015 --> 01:22:54.164


Different than him as to any other rapper.01:22:54.164 --> 01:22:56.338


You know what he's saying.01:22:56.338 --> 01:22:58.104


You can hear what he's saying.01:22:58.948 --> 01:23:17.832


It's not that like mumble rap, crap, shit, that's been a thing for like a bit he pronounces every word and the word he would have for Maddie right now is bag of shit, bag of shit, bag of shit.01:23:17.832 --> 01:23:19.654


He's not making the campfire commission.01:23:19.774 --> 01:23:23.746


No, I mean come on, man, that's rough.01:23:23.746 --> 01:23:27.632


If we were going to throw that moniker on somebody.01:23:27.632 --> 01:23:31.279


It might be you.01:23:37.545 --> 01:23:39.050


You show your fucking pile after your little gummy experience.01:23:39.050 --> 01:23:39.532


All right, sorry, mr you.01:23:39.551 --> 01:23:44.426


Don't you know like I'm just saying, man, like there's no need to pick on maddie, like I'm not picking on him.01:23:44.426 --> 01:23:55.161


Yeah, oh you coming, you, you soft cunt you're a dumb hard cunt bro, fucking hard cunt man.01:23:56.484 --> 01:23:59.335


I think we gotta call it quits, because he's about to pass the fuck out.01:23:59.865 --> 01:24:00.750


Fucking hard.01:24:00.750 --> 01:24:03.271


Man Like a tortoise shell Fucking hard.01:24:03.934 --> 01:24:13.686


Alright, we're gonna call it quits, because this guy's about to pass the fuck out and it does not look good.01:24:13.686 --> 01:24:15.051


What do you think?01:24:15.051 --> 01:24:16.676


Look at him.01:24:23.104 --> 01:24:23.949


What are we doing?01:24:23.989 --> 01:24:30.168


live you just shook it off, man, he's fine no we're good Until next time.01:24:30.189 --> 01:24:32.413


we're going to try and do the fucking campfire confessions, but I don't know if that's working tonight.01:24:32.413 --> 01:24:33.984


Are we're going to try and do the fucking campfire confessions, but I don't know if that's working tonight.01:24:34.465 --> 01:24:36.149


Are we even going to be able to light a fire tonight?01:24:36.652 --> 01:24:41.048


Oh yeah, dude, Dude, Been fucking lighting fires all day bro.01:24:41.550 --> 01:24:42.030


Let's go.01:24:44.074 --> 01:24:49.484


Camp car Pet Pet Blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.01:24:49.845 --> 01:24:50.890


I'm retarded.01:24:52.605 --> 01:24:54.090


See you on Facebook in 20 minutes.01:24:54.090 --> 01:24:56.516


I'm a retard.