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Season 5

Send us a Text Message.

There's something uniquely hilarious about a group of friends trying to navigate a brand-new studio setup while their tech skills are outpaced by their ability to turn any hiccup into a laugh riot. That's exactly what went down as we cracked open the mic to share stories of misdirection, midnight mix-ups, and the unexpected art of infrared sightings. From the moment we raised our glasses to our new sound oasis, the Thunderdome shenanigans, and Kevin's infamous navigational woes took center stage, all while our live audience tallies shot through the roof thanks to our soundboard fumbles.

We didn't stop at just clowning around with our shiny gadgets; oh no, we dived right into hearty discussions that ranged from the end-of-the-world speculations right down to the elusive nature of the late-night snack run. You'll find yourselves caught up in our world of tough love and camaraderie, as we share birthday cheers, milestones, and the all-too-relatable tales from the Thunderson estate. And when we get into the nitty-gritty of what really goes on behind the scenes of podcast production, Billy's ready to chime in with a legendary story that's guaranteed to have your sides splitting.

Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as we tackle everything from the evolution of controversial comedy to the tender topic of body image with our signature twist of humor. The episode is a blend of cultural criticism, casual banter among pals, and of course, a sprinkle of heated debate on the ever-changing narratives in classic stories. What's more, we even venture into the wild world of late-night food choices and their accompanying guilt trips. So join us for an episode that feels like grabbing a brew with your best buds, while also stirring the pot on some of today's most pressing discussions.

https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

TAKE IT DEEP!!!!

Chapters

00:00 - Technical Difficulties and Comedic Banter

12:56 - Podcast Production and Equipment Upgrade

29:04 - Mysterious Objects in Infrared Vision

37:53 - End of the World Speculation and Nostalgia

53:42 - Midnight Bathroom Mishap Story

01:06:16 - Late Night Food Cravings and Shame

01:18:36 - Casual Discussion Among Friends

01:31:37 - Controversial Comedy and Cultural Criticism

01:43:44 - Fat Shaming and AIDS Jokes

01:53:09 - Late Night Food Confusion

Transcript
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I like the look of the studio there's a special dedication to this song.

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This one goes out to Ops.

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You want to know why?

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Why's that?

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Take a look at the fucking table, people.

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Oh, there's a table, look at that.

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Hey, we've got a brand new table.

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Brand new, lots of shit.

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Yeah, and that's why we don't need another carpentry hero.

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We don't need another carpentry hero.

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We don't need another hero.

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We don't need to know the way home.

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Yeah, kevin doesn't know his way home when he's drunk.

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Every weekend anyways, the Thunderdome.

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Then again he's at home when he's drunk.

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It turns into Thunderdome what we do in life echoes in eternity.

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Let's get a proper cheers, proper cheers.

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Spill it on the cameras.

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We all work anyways.

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Oh, we just happened, no way.

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What are we doing live, yeah, echoes and a turntable.

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I can't change screens, something happened?

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I can't change my Facebook screen.

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Why it won't let me get off the TID show, uh-oh.

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Copyright.

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That's your phone, man, I can't Go, fuck yourself.

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Hey Orbs, take it deep.

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Take it deep.

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I don't like that at all, what the fuck.

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So anytime, anytime, I switch the sound pad.

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Yeah it goes, it'll shut it off.

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Well, I'm sure it's user error again, probably.

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So can you layer ones that are on the same screen?

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Did you say lay, layer, layer?

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I like that.

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Yeah yeah, breaking news, so just got to put them on the Layer Layer, I like that.

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Yeah yeah, breaking news, so you just got to put them on the same screen.

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Crazy, we are um how many minutes in Three, we have breaking news already.

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What's our breaking news?

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I don't know if anybody knows this yet.

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We have no clue what we're doing with technology.

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Obviously you can tell by this his fat fingers over there, don't throw that, don't throw that.

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Careful it's not cured yet.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back again to the Take a Deep Show.

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Yeah, for the second time tonight.

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Well, we should have had a show last week, so I want to wish a happy birthday to Matthew here and wish myself a happy birthday.

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Happy birthday Patty, happy birthday boys.

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I got you both nothing.

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You gave us a big gift, kev, big gift your friendship.

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Your camaraderie.

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Yeah, and you wonder why your corned beef and mashed potatoes?

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When you felt like you were self-loathing, in the corner, wondering self-loathing, wondering why, like we hated you, we didn't know we love you.

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That's why we're very hard on you and look what happens, just like that.

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Look what happens Just like that.

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Way to stir up past things.

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Awesome.

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I mean, look what happened.

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I can't even tell you how happy I was watching you work into the wee hours.

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You had doubts.

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You had doubts walking into this.

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How did I have doubts?

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When did I?

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go, even go there.

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There was doubt in your eyes.

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You had a plan.

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Well, maybe a little bit I did.

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I did A little bit he definitely had a plan.

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I'm not going to lie either.

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These fucking things are phenomenal.

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They are cool.

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I didn't make those.

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No, no, no, you did not.

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So why?

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What is going on?

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Shut your phone off and then turn it back on Fucking shut up.

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What are you trying to do?

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Is that one of them androids?

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We have no sound again.

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Who us?

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Yeah.

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That's impossible.

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Dude what's going on.

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That is so impossible right now.

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Oh, what happened?

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Oh, now fucking switch, you, fucking cunt.

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Look at the microphone.

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It is default zoom.

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Here we go again.

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There's no sound, there is no sound.

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There's no sound on Facebook.

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I'm going to fucking kill somebody right now.

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Hello, hello.

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A whole new gear table and feel that's funny.

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You muted.

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You muted something on the computer, is that, oh, you muted something on the computer.

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Is that I love technology?

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Oh, no, no.

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My headphones.

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Funny thing is we're gaining viewers.

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Yeah well, we're going to keep on gaining.

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We're going to keep on gaining.

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Just put the closed captioning on people you don't need to listen to us sing Tina Turner songs For our Spanish-speaking people out there.

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Hit your.

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SAP button.

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I don't get it.

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It's mind-boggling to me Because Weed on camera, just saying.

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Yeah, it does look good.

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It does look pretty good on camera.

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See that's playing.

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And microphone zoom audio.

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Did you change one of the settings on there when you fucking did?

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No, you sure.

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Positive 110.

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Orientation settings are disabled while live.

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What's that?

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Oh, portrait and all that shit.

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What is going on here?

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Was it something on here?

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No, you did mute something on there, yeah, but now it's unmuted.

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Is it something on here?

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No, you did mute something on there, yeah but now it's unmuted.

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Is it something on here?

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Nope, and good, good, good, we're getting all readings here.

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Master volume.

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That's on.

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How do we do this to ourselves?

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all the time.

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I have no dude, I don't touch you.

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Should have did a test run.

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Should have did a test run.

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This guy, fucking idea guy, all of a sudden comes out, but no one thought of that.

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Sometimes it's after the fact, you know, but it's still a good idea.

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Yeah, let desktop apps access your microphone.

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Desktop apps have previously access your microphone.

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Nice, we're up to five.

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No, we'll get there, don't you worry.

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We're coming, we're coming.

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Hello, how about that Allow apps and windows to use the device for audio?

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Does that work?

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Hello, hello.

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We're going to have to wait like eight seconds before we find out.

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Thanks Bill.

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Thanks Bill, what exactly?

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There's no audio?

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There's no audio.

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I want to kill somebody right now.

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It's amazing.

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I have no words.

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I should have just got fucking stink ass drunk again and not made it down the stairs.

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I don't think Kev would have picked me up this time.

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Yeah, look at this tab using your camera and microphone.

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Fuck you, kenny.

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At this tab, you're using your camera and microphone.

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Fuck you, kenny, not me.

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Apps using microphone Google Chrome Microphone access Are you kidding?

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me right now Like what the fuck.

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What the fuck was that?

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That was like the very first.

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Like we're experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.

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Oh my God, like the black and white TV would.

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I don't know what's going on.

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These microphones really pick shit up, huh.

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I'm crying.

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These are real tears.

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Well, no, it's weird, though, See that.

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Yeah.

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Oh wait a minute.

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The red cut the red.

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I feel like we should get the Swiss Army knife with the little scissors because there's different types of USBs.

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Army knife with the little scissors.

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Because there's different types of USBs.

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Now it's See that, see how it got muted.

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What does that mean?

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Now we should be good.

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Really, really, yo yo you, no, no, nothing yet really yo yo no, no, nothing yet hello, hello.

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I'm not getting any fucking reading to the yeah.

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No, there's nothing.

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No, alright, we're just unplugging everything and starting over.

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Ethernet's gonna have to come out.

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All right, we're just unplugging everything and starting over.

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Ethernet's going to have to come out.

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Oh, what was that?

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Ethernet?

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I heard a noise.

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It's from the computer, you dummy.

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What were you just talking about outside?

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I don't know no, that thing, the $6.

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Oh, it looked like your mic was unplugged.

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There we go.

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There it is.

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I don't know, I see it now.

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There we go.

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Hey, facebook.

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There it is.

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I don't know, I see it.

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Now, there we go, all right, hey, hey.

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All right, hey, facebook.

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Thank you for joining us.

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All right, we're going to hey.

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Hey, all right, let's turn that down now, yay, so what exactly was that?

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I want to cry right now.

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I really do.

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I think we should go right back to Tina Turner right now.

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Yeah, you're right, maddie, you are 110%.

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I think that's too soft.

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I think we need some sauce.

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No, now we got enough.

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Here we go.

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You know what?

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I just want to find life beyond Thunderdome.

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I think Pat's getting ready to climb the wall with a spear.

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Oh boy, oh hey, hey, there we go, there we go.

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Gonna need more bourbon after that shit.

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Bonnie Tyler.

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She's hot Back in.

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Oh sorry, benny, oh sorry Back in 82.

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Is this thing on it's working now?

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Okay, there we go, how we out there in the real world.

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Yep, thing on it's working now, okay there we go how we out there in the real world.

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Yep, I was a fucking hero today.

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Fuck that.

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What we do in life echoes in eternity.

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You want to know what's going to echo in eternity?

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Throw that against the wall Now.

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We need some Chinese people working over here.

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Were there enough of them coming over to board, or can we grab one?

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Ugh, god damn it.

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Fucking.

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Nothing ever goes right, the first time or the second time, and we're the only podcast that'll call you back.

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We will call you back.

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T-T-T-T-T.

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Minds off, minds off I heard it Minds off.

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I heard you's off.

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I heard it Mine's off.

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I heard you, you, motherfucker, I heard you Always.

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Always an episode, somebody, all right TID show 2.4376539.

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Yes, friday, friday, right Friday night.

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Episode 2.4376539.

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Yes, friday, friday, right Friday night episode.

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Friday night special.

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We got a Friday night special Because we had a Sunday drunk time.

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We couldn't make it.

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Well, not Two thirds did.

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Yeah, I didn't get drunk.

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Oh yeah.

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Well, there were two people discombobulated that couldn't perform.

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Well, we got a few stories from the Thunderson estate you were LWI, living while intoxicated.

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He is fucking on fire today Very quick with his puns and his acronyms and his wit and his Gmail so quick Doesn't even know the password to that.

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I can't even get on him.

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I can't because everybody who was watching and left, unfortunately, is not going to hear us, and I love this man next to me as well.

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You should, and let it be a lesson to you, my friend when your friends are hard on you, it means we love you.

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Yeah, okay.

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Because if we weren't, I don't think we would have had a table.

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Oh yeah, that's where you think that came from.

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I don't know, I don't know, but all I know is you worked into the wee hours and I can't you think it came from me trying to please you Well.

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Touche, kevin, touche Um, you did work into the wee hours.

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You did put, uh, a lot of thought and dedication into this Um.

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Anytime, I tried to help him.

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I'm sorry, that's just the way I get straight up.

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Stalin, he's the, he's the fucking architect.

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I didn't mean to call you Stalin, he's the contractor.

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Stop it, stop it.

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You were just very.

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You're in a zone, dude.

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You're like the guy from.

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You were very stern From this old house.

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Remember that show?

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You're that guy whittling wood and look who you come up with what's?

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That.

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What was?

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that that old, this old house.

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Remember that show?

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Yeah, you're that guy whittling wood and look what you come up with.

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I was so happy when I saw this and then I was like I'm going to cry when I had to put everything together with all the wires and shit and I was like it's not going to work.

00:16:38.364 --> 00:16:43.265
Obviously it didn't, yeah, so we bought these new cameras.

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Uh, we yeah, didn't yeah, so we bought these new cameras.

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Yeah, no good, We'll figure those out, we'll figure those out.

00:16:47.960 --> 00:16:59.192
So our money, silent money, man, phil Green, phil Green, philip Green, philip Green, green Berg no, anyone.

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Any of the crickets Right?

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I don't even know if I got crickets.

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We don't have crickets on this fucking thing, man.

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We got laughter Stop.

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The fuck.

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All right.

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Philip Greenberg, still not crickets?

00:17:21.609 --> 00:17:22.093
Yeah, I can't find them.

00:17:22.093 --> 00:17:23.220
Philip Greenberg, still not crickets?

00:17:23.220 --> 00:17:28.843
Yeah, I can't find them.

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Donated to the Take it Deep Foundation.

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That's a long applause.

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Yeah Well, hey, there's a big donation.

00:17:34.826 --> 00:17:36.268
It was a big donation.

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It was a standing ovation.

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So Philip Greenberg got us some new microphones, these new fucking low profileprofile mic boom arms.

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So we can move around.

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You move the boom arm around.

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Oh yeah, you can sit back, you can sit close.

00:17:54.160 --> 00:17:55.440
You can move side to side Different attachments on it.

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Got us some software too right, attachments.

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Yeah, what kind of attachments?

00:18:01.432 --> 00:18:02.766
Well, it does plug in.

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You put in a vibrating dill or something, I don't know if you can get an xlr vibrating dill.

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Xlr is the wires.

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Oh, okay, I was trying what was it I was trying to explain to you outside gmail?

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Oh, I was bandwidth, yeah, the bandwidth, and you're like listen man trying to simplify it.

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So what do we need, from start to finish, to get this done?

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It's like what's the problem?

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What do we need?

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Well, I was like the problem is I'm in charge of doing this shit.

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That's the problem.

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I honestly think I got to take fucking technology cliff notes.

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Listen.

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For the most part you do a fucking bang up job.

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It's probably why I'm highly suicidal.

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I mean it's up there, no, no, no, I love it, dude.

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I feel like you're a YouTube video away.

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Man, like you watch the right YouTube video you're going to be like.

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I got it.

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How many more times do I have to say foot loser?

00:19:01.190 --> 00:19:03.532
How many more times do I have to say foot loser?

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How many more times do I have to say Not only that, we have fucking cameras that can record on SD cards at different angles.

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We have trees like trail cams.

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Oh, we got different angles.

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We're going to have to do a lot of editing.

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To be like candids for like a, you know, like the bonus DVD.

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Right, it's like oh boy.

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It's like girls going wild For like a you know, like the bonus DVD, right, it's like oh boy, it's like girls going wild bonus.

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But we're going to have.

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We're going to have TID show behind the scenes.

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We're going to have Kevin Derte Bacon.

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He's the actor that's coming in.

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No relation to Kevin Bacon.

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I think he name should just be like Crispy Bacon, not even Kevin name.

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What about Keith Crispy Bacon?

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You got to spell Bacon like B-A-C-E-N, like they used to spell Bruce Lee, bruce L-I Avoid copyright B-A-K-O-N, b-a-a-k-o-n, b-a-k-u-n.

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I'm german yeah I'm just okay.

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Yeah, I've broken down the the video.

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I didn't want to drink tonight.

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I want you guys to know that, as you're over there.

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As you're over there, like you're literally Now, you're far away from me, kind of I'm closer A lot of space here.

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I'm closer than I was.

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You know what.

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You know why this is good, because when you really fucking aggravate me.

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I can just fucking pounce.

00:20:40.164 --> 00:20:42.662
I thought you were going to say pound.

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What are you pouncing on?

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I, I could just fucking pounce.

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I thought you were going to say pound.

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What are you pouncing on?

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I'll fucking come across this fucking table.

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I can't get to him.

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He's safe.

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I got to sprint, that's not happening, all I know is, I could just fall down.

00:20:54.107 --> 00:20:55.606
I'll totally be ready by the time you get here.

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I literally giggled the second, the corner caught him the first time.

00:21:00.011 --> 00:21:05.700
He was like oh, you did one of those that's when I knew this is a real deal holyfield table right.

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I think there's going to be a redesign.

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We may cut that corner off I kind of like the corner I could maybe, maybe we can mount my buzzer here it'd be like a special ed corner you know, maybe like take it in like, uh, like to here and just uh, no too much know like, but like come like.

00:21:24.992 --> 00:21:26.275
this way, though no.

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You know what this is going to evolve to.

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You know, right, the whole couch scene.

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That's what's going to evolve to the couch scene.

00:21:34.648 --> 00:21:39.311
Yeah, Well, if we send it to table, we could certainly fit a fucking sexual couch in here.

00:21:39.440 --> 00:21:40.402
Well, that's what I was trying to figure out.

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I was like what do we have to do?

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Have him slave like he did?

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I wouldn't do it again.

00:21:47.093 --> 00:21:47.693
I wouldn't go there.

00:21:47.693 --> 00:21:51.645
What we went through, like I have to make another table, no, no, no, no.

00:21:51.645 --> 00:21:52.449
What are you talking about?

00:21:53.220 --> 00:21:54.805
Making it as comfortable as possible.

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Sitting on a couch and just having, like the how to fucking boom arms, boom arms, right, no, no, have the boom arms connected to something that sits on the floor and you do that, or you can get one of a Where's that thingy?

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Oh, it's over there.

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It's like this flexible clip.

00:22:20.220 --> 00:22:21.285
We're not getting any viewers.

00:22:21.285 --> 00:22:22.228
I don't think anyone cares.

00:22:22.228 --> 00:22:25.386
This really started off bad.

00:22:27.561 --> 00:22:28.906
I had so much to talk about.

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People were so excited.

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I'm actually thinking about how bad this is right now.

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It's been a tough journey, all right.

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How can we spice it up?

00:22:36.486 --> 00:22:38.227
Very simple, how we can spice this up.

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I literally believe.

00:22:40.730 --> 00:22:44.507
The other night I saw a UFO.

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Here we go.

00:22:45.289 --> 00:22:51.230
The man was convinced, extremely convinced, not only convinced.

00:22:52.182 --> 00:22:53.587
I didn't even want to explain it.

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I want to see if you see what this guy sees.

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I don't worry about him.

00:23:01.306 --> 00:23:03.182
Before I even get into it.

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What's crazy is, before I even explained it to him, before I even get into it, what's crazy is, before I even explained it to him, he came back and told me what he's seen, and it was the same exact fucking thing.

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Weather balloon, no.

00:23:15.792 --> 00:23:19.170
So I'm outside smoking a cigarette.

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Clear is fucking.

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It's beautiful that night, cold out, and I literally just see this fucking thing shoot straight across the horizon.

00:23:28.920 --> 00:23:33.351
What thing Like a disc, like a large penis.

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I can't even explain it due to the like it wasn't breaking up.

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Okay, if something was entering the atmosphere, it was just an object, yes, straight.

00:23:42.166 --> 00:23:44.339
So no angle, no, nothing.

00:23:44.339 --> 00:23:53.050
And this speed at which it went from one point to another when I yelled what the fuck was that?

00:23:53.853 --> 00:23:54.534
How many gummies?

00:23:55.174 --> 00:23:55.355
None.

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Was it something that left a trail or was it something that just moved that fast?

00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:06.347
Dude, it was like blink of an eye like that and gone, because that's a big difference too, and gone, gone.

00:24:06.347 --> 00:24:06.809
It definitely was not.

00:24:06.809 --> 00:24:10.366
A blink of an eye like that and gone, because that's a big difference too, and gone, gone, it definitely was not a meteor.

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Do you think that it came into the hemisphere and it saw something?

00:24:16.461 --> 00:24:17.548
So I was thinking like you.

00:24:17.548 --> 00:24:19.259
That caught its eye Possibilities.

00:24:19.259 --> 00:24:23.531
Maybe I got a wink from a fast driver or something, you don't know.

00:24:23.779 --> 00:24:26.409
I was just thinking you were large enough for them to see you from there.

00:24:27.980 --> 00:24:30.669
See, we were going to try and keep this a positive show.

00:24:31.500 --> 00:24:32.345
What do you guys want me to do?

00:24:32.345 --> 00:24:32.760
Is that why?

00:24:32.780 --> 00:24:34.848
you're coming on me with my, with the fat shaming.

00:24:34.848 --> 00:24:36.583
What do you want me to build?

00:24:36.583 --> 00:24:37.726
I'll build it.

00:24:37.726 --> 00:24:43.059
Huh, I'll nip this in the bud right away A balanced diet.

00:24:48.928 --> 00:24:49.969
Oh, A balanced diet oh.

00:24:57.786 --> 00:24:58.779
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of the point right.

00:25:01.766 --> 00:25:02.066
Wow.

00:25:04.530 --> 00:25:14.064
I'm sorry, man, I felt like you teed that one up for me, so UFO.

00:25:18.441 --> 00:25:18.582
God.

00:25:24.181 --> 00:25:30.826
As you're doing that, I'm like I'm really hungry, so let's keep the fat shaming to the side.

00:25:30.826 --> 00:25:44.122
I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna.

00:25:44.122 --> 00:25:48.873
I'm gonna keep my innuendos to myself, so Kevin doesn't come back and shame me.

00:25:49.320 --> 00:25:50.727
Guessing fastball next one.

00:25:51.740 --> 00:25:53.346
No, no, not at all.

00:25:53.346 --> 00:26:02.211
So what really kind of made it separate from everything else?

00:26:02.211 --> 00:26:05.076
It wasn't coming in at an angle whatsoever.

00:26:06.045 --> 00:26:07.220
Just straight across the horizon.

00:26:07.220 --> 00:26:08.440
Straight across the horizon, straight across the horizon.

00:26:08.440 --> 00:26:21.299
So if you're out in front and you got like that, the driveway and that patch of trees right there, and if you look all the way to the edge of the house, those patch of trees right there, in a blink of an eye from there to there and gone.

00:26:21.299 --> 00:26:28.546
It was crazy, dude, absolutely crazy.

00:26:28.546 --> 00:26:29.910
I've seen shit here.

00:26:29.910 --> 00:26:34.402
What even to to dive into that rabbit hole even more.

00:26:34.402 --> 00:26:40.936
Did you know what's the um, what's the uh, the frequency?

00:26:40.936 --> 00:26:42.780
You could see the invisible ones on.

00:26:42.780 --> 00:26:44.164
You have to see the.

00:26:44.164 --> 00:26:44.586
What is it?

00:26:44.586 --> 00:26:45.468
What type of radar?

00:26:45.468 --> 00:26:45.729
The?

00:26:45.769 --> 00:27:04.867
trails, oh, the infrared, infrared, right so there is this thing that happened in space with the shuttle and this 12 mile long fucking thing was like loose right, and it was the shuttle that was taking care of it.

00:27:04.867 --> 00:27:10.454
Okay, that was videotaped in infrared, uh-huh.

00:27:10.454 --> 00:27:16.576
Okay, so it kind of gives you a size comparison, a scale.

00:27:16.576 --> 00:27:19.249
Yeah, for a 12-mile long piece of rod.

00:27:19.249 --> 00:27:25.031
It was like that black guy that sent the memes Barry Wood, barry Wood, it's like Barry Wood was out there.

00:27:25.031 --> 00:27:26.114
12-mile rod, barry Wood, it's like Barry Wood was out there.

00:27:26.114 --> 00:27:26.548
12 mile ride.

00:27:26.548 --> 00:27:29.108
So videotaped in infrared.

00:27:29.108 --> 00:27:33.867
You see all these invisible things, ufos.

00:27:36.105 --> 00:27:36.907
And how many were there?

00:27:36.907 --> 00:27:39.348
The vapor trails, you mean for the UFOs?

00:27:39.641 --> 00:27:43.645
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, so I know the thing you're talking about.

00:27:43.645 --> 00:27:45.451
Okay, keep talking.

00:27:45.451 --> 00:27:55.969
And like the things they're hard to discern what they are.

00:27:55.969 --> 00:28:23.903
You know, they almost look like uh, you know like what a cell looks like under a microscope and they look like the nucleus is pulsing right, um, like that's almost the shape I can explain it like there's like a definite outer border and a clear like inside and then almost like an egg yolk pulsating light thing.

00:28:23.903 --> 00:28:31.776
You know it's kind of weird, but yeah, there's a lot of strange NASA videos out there.

00:28:31.776 --> 00:28:37.803
Like if you just go through the archives, that's what those other things are called archives, right?

00:28:40.008 --> 00:28:40.409
Gmail.

00:28:40.409 --> 00:28:43.925
I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting ready to fall asleep.

00:28:43.925 --> 00:28:46.922
I can't imagine that anyone has any interest in this at all.

00:28:46.922 --> 00:28:47.903
Why, if?

00:28:48.023 --> 00:28:49.848
you saw you saw this no one.

00:28:49.888 --> 00:28:52.925
There's no one watching, no one cares are you trying to find it?

00:28:53.046 --> 00:28:53.508
is that what you're?

00:28:53.528 --> 00:28:53.627
doing.

00:28:53.627 --> 00:28:59.167
I'm trying to find it right now because of that footage they released and it was?

00:28:59.528 --> 00:29:00.049
it was fucking.

00:29:00.170 --> 00:29:09.290
I'm not, it's nothing new like no, it was bonkers, but like just the amount of of objects that you were able to see in the infrared vision that were flying around.

00:29:09.290 --> 00:29:11.734
This one piece, 12-mile-long piece.

00:29:14.705 --> 00:29:21.160
It's almost like a thousand ants gathered around, like a grain of fucking sugar, like a hundred gunners.

00:29:21.883 --> 00:29:22.886
And why are they invisible?

00:29:22.886 --> 00:29:23.643
Because they're moving.

00:29:23.643 --> 00:29:24.286
So fast.

00:29:24.540 --> 00:29:28.806
They're not necessarily invisible, they're just visible To the naked eye, you can't see it.

00:29:29.067 --> 00:29:29.307
Yeah.

00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:32.234
They're visible in the infrared spectrum.

00:29:32.234 --> 00:29:33.059
Are they predators?

00:29:33.059 --> 00:29:37.412
You know how you put on the glasses and the green shit A bunch of Epsteins.

00:29:37.412 --> 00:29:38.565
You can see the green shit.

00:29:38.565 --> 00:29:41.826
It's sort of like Predator.

00:29:43.421 --> 00:29:45.008
You are ugly motherfucker.

00:29:46.221 --> 00:29:49.630
It's just not in the visible light spectrum.

00:29:49.630 --> 00:29:50.560
Okay, you know.

00:29:50.560 --> 00:29:54.089
So, like humans don't really see it without a filter, gotcha.

00:29:54.369 --> 00:29:58.535
You know, yeah, and the amount that you see is like mind boggling.

00:29:58.535 --> 00:29:59.459
Yeah, mind boggling.

00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:04.348
You know, what you're reminding me of is the movie they Live with Rowdy.

00:30:04.348 --> 00:30:06.953
Roddy Piper, you got to wear sunglasses, sunglasses on.

00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:08.646
Why do you think I put these on all the time?

00:30:08.646 --> 00:30:09.413
Just make sure.

00:30:09.363 --> 00:30:12.796
I think it's just so you can see the fucking keyboard.

00:30:12.855 --> 00:30:26.621
But yes, over over my fucking underbelly oh, I wasn't going but not like when I ever since I've seen that I'm like, wow, what do we?00:30:26.621 --> 00:30:28.888


What is really really out there?00:30:28.888 --> 00:30:38.513


I don't know man, and are they that pronounced of where there's that many going around where we can't see in the naked eye?00:30:38.513 --> 00:30:42.509


And are there fucking aliens just running around the earth?00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:44.426


Do you think it's at the level of V?00:30:46.162 --> 00:30:46.965


The reptiles.00:30:49.200 --> 00:31:06.496


I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum because I'm out of bubble gum, because there's been a lot of, you know at least, like I've seen a few things about, like like joe biden wearing a mask, like it's not really him, like I've seen shit like that, like v for vagina, v for vaginas vendetta oh, oh, you're right.00:31:06.615 --> 00:31:08.480


Yes, great movie by V for Vigorous Vendetta.00:31:09.384 --> 00:31:09.925


Oh you're right.00:31:09.925 --> 00:31:13.887


Yes, great movie, by the way we're living it, yeah, totally.00:31:13.887 --> 00:31:18.680


Just saying the past 8 years we've lived that shit.00:31:19.182 --> 00:31:19.805


Hence the Tina.00:31:19.825 --> 00:31:20.366


Turner song.00:31:20.366 --> 00:31:24.059


That's why, like when we're sitting here talking about stuff and you're like, oh, you haven't seen that?00:31:24.059 --> 00:31:40.845


I try, dude, like I am trying to separate Myself from what is going on in this world because I'm so afraid of shit actually happening, yeah, like now you're talking about we're gonna have the comet thing or the, the eclipse thing we're gonna have.00:31:40.865 --> 00:31:42.973


Oh, yeah, there's a comet walking dead.00:31:42.973 --> 00:31:54.775


Like what, when and oh you're gonna see the devil's comet it's called so in the areas where there's going to be a totality for the eclipse, when the sun's completely, you know, overtaken by the moon shadow.00:31:54.775 --> 00:32:11.830


Yeah, like you're going to be able to see stars because it's going to be that dark and you'll be able to see this thing called the devil's comet, which is like a Halley's comet time period comet, like it's like every 70 something years or so, so it doesn't come around all that often?00:32:11.892 --> 00:32:13.833


Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?00:32:13.833 --> 00:32:14.773


I love that movie.00:32:14.773 --> 00:32:16.615


Love that movie.00:32:16.615 --> 00:32:20.104


Sorry, sorry, thanks, jack.00:32:20.104 --> 00:32:22.790


I know I know nothing about any of these things in which you speak.00:32:22.790 --> 00:32:23.372


Yeah.00:32:27.740 --> 00:32:28.442


Well, no, I didn't think you did.00:32:28.442 --> 00:32:30.268


That's why I'm, that's why you're educating.00:32:30.288 --> 00:32:41.560


I'm letting you know, man, thank you, but but it it's kind of alarming when people are actually telling people to make sure you have this, make sure you have that my son actually asked me this morning.00:32:41.580 --> 00:32:42.761


He's like he's like he said something to me.00:32:42.761 --> 00:32:43.262


It kind of bugged me out.00:32:43.262 --> 00:32:44.144


He's like he said something to me.00:32:44.144 --> 00:32:45.787


It kind of bugged me out.00:32:45.787 --> 00:32:51.095


He's like you know, if you're the only male child in the family, you can't be drafted to go to war.00:32:51.095 --> 00:32:54.567


And I was like interesting, who thinks he's going to?00:32:54.627 --> 00:32:56.112


He thought he was going to yeah, so he's going to draft him.00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:58.808


Well, my son brought this up this morning.00:32:58.808 --> 00:33:12.776


He said he was discussing this with a couple of his friends and I'm like he's like fuck you guys, I was like well, I don't really think you're going to have to worry about it, because I honestly think the next world war is going to be fought in the United States, and the draft was abolished.00:33:19.500 --> 00:33:22.011


Well they would really hesitate to bring that back.00:33:22.011 --> 00:33:25.806


Let's see how well that goes over worked, it's, but I was.00:33:26.267 --> 00:33:33.970


You know, just the fact that you know 14 year old kid had even that thought to look into, that was, you know, a little mind-blowing.00:33:33.970 --> 00:33:37.319


Something's gonna happen, there's no two ways about it.00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:42.487


It's just gonna be on what scale and exactly where is it gonna be.00:33:42.487 --> 00:33:45.731


I, if it could happen in Calumet Colorado, it could happen anywhere.00:33:51.413 --> 00:33:53.547


I'm just saying Browser lost fucking connection for a second.00:33:53.547 --> 00:33:56.446


What the browser lost connection for a second?00:33:56.446 --> 00:33:57.229


Did you say browsers?00:33:57.229 --> 00:34:01.951


No, I love browsers.00:34:01.951 --> 00:34:05.125


There it goes again.00:34:05.125 --> 00:34:07.566


It keeps on kicking us off.00:34:07.566 --> 00:34:27.152


We're gonna have to, uh, increase the bandwidth at the studio, I think goddamn fucking usbs shit um well, six dollar usbs I couldn't tell by fucking again dude I'll leave some cash on the table on my way out.00:34:28.634 --> 00:34:29.474


Thanks, All right.00:34:29.474 --> 00:34:38.365


Last time you threw cash around the table popped up I know what happened.00:34:39.420 --> 00:34:40.083


Keeps on booting us.00:34:40.083 --> 00:34:44.782


Does it have anything to do with the show?00:34:44.943 --> 00:34:45.967


or is it just black tape?00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:47.226


Isn't all this shit brand new?00:34:47.226 --> 00:34:48.282


What's with the black thing?00:34:48.282 --> 00:34:49.789


Oh, because that's the broken ethernet.00:34:49.789 --> 00:34:55.913


Oh, ah, sorry, all right, moving on.00:34:55.913 --> 00:34:57.114


All right, we're good now.00:34:57.114 --> 00:35:03.527


Okay, we're golden, all right, and we're frozen oh boy, oh yep, we froze.00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:12.050


Wow, we were putting out some content 10,000 episodes.00:35:12.050 --> 00:35:17.266


Hey, downloads 10,000 episodes.00:35:17.326 --> 00:35:19.228


I was like what the fuck are we doing wrong?00:35:19.228 --> 00:35:20.952


We haven't talked about that yet, right?00:35:24.813 --> 00:35:26.311


No, I don't know if we're connected.00:35:26.311 --> 00:35:26.878


No, we are, we're still live.00:35:28.086 --> 00:35:28.429


There we go.00:35:28.429 --> 00:35:29.860


Should we save that for later?00:35:29.860 --> 00:35:31.425


No, actually, you know what.00:35:31.425 --> 00:35:39.278


That's actually a good thing, because I see the stuff scrolling on the screen, if you guys are listening out there and you hear how desperate we are in our voices.00:35:40.606 --> 00:35:46.280


Alright, we were three grown men preparing to cry in my mother's basement.00:35:47.543 --> 00:35:48.789


I sleep in a drawer.00:35:48.789 --> 00:35:52.487


We know the end is coming.00:35:52.487 --> 00:35:57.869


So, listen, if you're out there and you're feeling a little frisky, whatever donate some money to us.00:35:57.869 --> 00:35:58.231


Don't feel?00:35:58.231 --> 00:35:58.992


You know, feel free.00:35:58.992 --> 00:36:01.168


We want to get, we want to be a household name.00:36:01.168 --> 00:36:03.306


Unfortunately, it's very hard work.00:36:04.181 --> 00:36:08.132


Listen, motherfucker, we can't get people to like and share our shit, let's do that.00:36:09.302 --> 00:36:13.833


So, anyways, if you want to do that, go to our website the take a deep show dot com.00:36:13.833 --> 00:36:16.706


The take it deep show dot com.00:36:16.706 --> 00:36:18.811


Go there, sign up to our email.00:36:18.811 --> 00:36:21.166


Can't remember the last time I checked it.00:36:21.166 --> 00:36:21.807


Anyways, it's OK.00:36:22.240 --> 00:36:24.280


Follow us on Instagram and Twitter.00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:32.847


It's like at TID I feel like I'm working in LeBron James' sneaker factory sometimes, sorry, too soon, no, no, no.00:36:32.847 --> 00:36:37.692


We're good, we're good, but we have to give a shout out.00:36:37.692 --> 00:36:41.715


We're going on almost four years.00:36:41.715 --> 00:36:43.277


August will be four years.00:36:43.277 --> 00:36:46.565


Yep, we started in 2020.00:36:46.565 --> 00:36:47.657


And now that I think about it, if you add those numbers together after four years Yep, we started in 2020.00:36:47.657 --> 00:36:51.784


Now that I think about it, if you add those numbers together after four years, I'm like that's really not.00:36:51.784 --> 00:36:56.503


It's really not that impressive, not impressive, but Well, there's been some breaks.00:36:56.565 --> 00:36:57.829


Yeah, of course.00:36:58.541 --> 00:37:00.067


And I think that's the hardest part.00:37:00.067 --> 00:37:04.425


That's why I love you guys to death, because we're still doing this.00:37:04.425 --> 00:37:08.523


We still have a dream, we still have a goal.00:37:08.523 --> 00:37:14.226


What's going to end up happening is one of us is going to end up killing each other yeah, and my money's on Kevin.00:37:14.226 --> 00:37:16.724


Oh, I ain't dying.00:37:16.724 --> 00:37:24.108


Or if he fat shames me one more time, he's getting smothered from a fat fucking belly with a pillow over his face.00:37:24.108 --> 00:37:28.465


Can I just drink the bourbon and walk and you're going to fucking die from my underbelly.00:37:28.507 --> 00:37:29.789


You'll never get past Gunner.00:37:30.751 --> 00:37:32.994


He's fast Gunner's upstairs.00:37:32.994 --> 00:37:41.090


I'm winded when I look at him, but we want to give a shout out to those who've been with us since, since day one.00:37:42.532 --> 00:37:44.782


That would be Pat and I yeah.00:37:48.119 --> 00:37:49.481


The loyalists.00:37:49.481 --> 00:37:57.335


But we did reach 10,000 downloads recently through Buzzsprout and they gave us a nice little digital ribbon.00:37:58.559 --> 00:37:59.204


A little fuck you email.00:37:59.204 --> 00:38:00.213


Yeah, we got an award, we got a fucking.00:38:00.213 --> 00:38:01.059


We're fucking telling you about it.00:38:01.460 --> 00:38:03.085


Listen, I got a participation award.00:38:03.085 --> 00:38:08.559


Oh, oh and Well we, Well, I mean, I'm sitting there looking at the ribbon oh, um, oh and we'll, we well, I mean.00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:14.565


I'm looking at the, at the ribbon, I'm like it doesn't make me feel great, like should have been a nicer color.00:38:14.565 --> 00:38:18.527


Yeah, give me like a free porn or something like something bright, you know.00:38:18.527 --> 00:38:22.606


Yeah, something, give me a fucking little crystal.00:38:22.606 --> 00:38:32.523


What are our stats on a good pod look like.00:38:32.523 --> 00:38:33.065


Recently they've been fine.00:38:33.065 --> 00:38:33.344


Yeah, we still.00:38:33.344 --> 00:38:34.088


We still top five in most categories.00:38:34.188 --> 00:38:36.456


It's the consistency thing, so the more you, you put out, the higher you go up, of course, um, it's just everything.00:38:36.456 --> 00:38:37.739


We switched everything, so we're back outside the top 10.00:38:37.739 --> 00:38:42.728


We gotta, we gotta, pull our way back and is that just like just their thing?00:38:42.969 --> 00:38:59.411


yes, like not combined sort of stuff not well, while I showed you, if you look up the analytics of what our numbers look like through Buzzsprout Dude what happened to my phone.00:39:01.001 --> 00:39:02.742


I think the internet's going crazy in this house.00:39:02.762 --> 00:39:05.525


No, like everything, I'm signed out of everything.00:39:05.567 --> 00:39:12.989


There's a lot of solar activity going on, so it could be like Just saying man, Listen, Mork From.00:39:13.090 --> 00:39:15.273


Ork Nanu Nanu.00:39:15.273 --> 00:39:18.686


That's probably my biggest fear.00:39:18.686 --> 00:39:24.889


Is the world ending us being told last minute?00:39:24.889 --> 00:39:28.253


But how Asteroid, Asteroid last minute.00:39:28.253 --> 00:39:40.505


But how, like, how asteroid asteroid asteroid or unknown solar flare that's going to fucking hit us and burn us to death well, if we're going to go, there's no place.00:39:40.525 --> 00:39:42.043


I'd rather be in a studio.00:39:42.043 --> 00:39:42.706


I am yeah.00:39:43.007 --> 00:39:44.554


I'm going to KY myself up.00:39:44.554 --> 00:39:45.842


We could probably that.00:39:46.063 --> 00:39:55.188


I'll burn quicker we could probably hide behind.00:39:55.188 --> 00:39:56.068


Pat, let's have sex.00:39:56.769 --> 00:39:57.570


Now with the fat guy.00:39:57.570 --> 00:39:59.211


That was not an offer, I know.00:39:59.211 --> 00:40:01.974


I know I'm sorry.00:40:01.974 --> 00:40:11.407


Is this what you say to your son when, like, if I walk by, let the boy watch, watch the fat guy.00:40:11.407 --> 00:40:16.268


We fat shamed him.00:40:17.701 --> 00:40:19.307


I'm just happy it's off me for a change.00:40:19.307 --> 00:40:20.965


He needs to know.00:40:21.481 --> 00:40:22.423


He's got to watch.00:40:22.423 --> 00:40:25.030


If he's going to float away or explode, all right.00:40:25.050 --> 00:40:30.447


So asteroid or explode All right, so asteroid or solar flare yeah.00:40:31.500 --> 00:40:39.032


That, or the shit that's going on with Yellowstone, where the lava is coming up, dude, if that happens.00:40:39.032 --> 00:40:41.085


If that happens, it's the movie 2012.00:40:42.028 --> 00:40:47.983


Yeah and sort of, but like we're not going to be able to fly away you know Yellowstone.00:40:48.867 --> 00:40:50.411


How's that going to affect us over here?00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:53.648


I'm sure we can find a Russian guy with a B-52 bomber.00:40:53.648 --> 00:40:54.208


Honestly, bro.00:40:54.489 --> 00:41:00.840


Yeah, like the size of that thing and the way the Earth rotates and weather patterns.00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:07.757


Yeah, the explosion alone will put you into a nuclear winter We'll put you into a nuclear winter.00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:15.443


Whatever happens, there is going to be here in a matter of a day and a half.00:41:15.465 --> 00:41:16.525


You know you won't see the sun explodes.00:41:16.666 --> 00:41:20.673


The safest place to be is probably like under my belly.00:41:20.673 --> 00:41:25.224


Oh yeah, I was sued Hide under my belly.00:41:25.224 --> 00:41:26.884


Yeah, Like that's really.00:41:26.884 --> 00:41:27.224


Probably.00:41:27.224 --> 00:41:34.266


The safest place is Mexico, the mountains of Mexico Now that I think about it.00:41:34.306 --> 00:41:35.090


That's not so bad.00:41:35.090 --> 00:41:40.045


The cartel, the ash and everything it's going to block out the sun.00:41:41.605 --> 00:41:46.090


Just for the immediacy, that thing pops right.00:41:46.090 --> 00:41:50.605


Think about the way the earth rotates and weather patterns yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.00:41:50.744 --> 00:41:59.811


Think about the first time you were with a squirter oh man, that was such a good time sorry sorry, like it's what club, was that at?00:42:00.452 --> 00:42:07.552


it's gonna be like a my wife watches the show from like the, the ground zero point, like it's gonna.00:42:07.552 --> 00:42:11.405


It's gonna go like a fucking triangle okay, but but what's gonna go?00:42:11.405 --> 00:42:13.632


Ash and earth.00:42:13.632 --> 00:42:28.076


And you know, like the, like nice, the ash is gonna kill you.00:42:28.076 --> 00:42:32.289


It's not even the ash that you see, it's like the microscopic fiberglass.00:42:33.648 --> 00:42:34.554


No plants will grow.00:42:34.615 --> 00:42:35.260


No sunlight.00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:36.905


You're not gonna be able to grow crops.00:42:36.905 --> 00:42:42.449


Animals are gonna die Because they're not gonna be able to feed off of the plants.00:42:44.206 --> 00:42:45.650


So we gotta eat everything fast.00:42:45.650 --> 00:42:51.900


So take that Tongan Volcano that exploded underwater and like sent all that fucking water Into the atmosphere.00:42:53.344 --> 00:42:55.885


The Caribbean version of alive, like.00:42:55.965 --> 00:43:04.688


Take that and times it by Like a thousand, you know Like something that like blew up, like, maybe like the Pompeii.00:43:07.327 --> 00:43:10.027


They said Yellowstone's a super volcano yeah, dude.00:43:10.027 --> 00:43:13.286


And that if it erupts, it'll literally destroy the Earth.00:43:13.561 --> 00:43:14.242


Like when?00:43:14.242 --> 00:43:24.369


No, well, it's not going to destroy the Earth, like it's going to be a cataclysmic event for sure, but it's not going to just end life.00:43:24.369 --> 00:43:33.586


Most of it Well, like it's happened before man, it's a repeat and life pressed on.00:43:33.586 --> 00:43:36.266


That's the big question of what happened to the.00:43:36.405 --> 00:43:45.614


Incas and those motherfuckers back in the day, Because there's a period of time when most of the population of the Earth disappeared.00:43:45.614 --> 00:43:49.914


The dude that was on Rogan discovered that time period.00:43:49.914 --> 00:43:51.141


There's a possible time period.00:43:51.181 --> 00:43:53.570


I'm pretty sure that was smallpox and the Spaniards.00:43:55.443 --> 00:43:56.907


So if this happens, is that what I have?00:43:57.621 --> 00:43:59.487


It was those fucking white people again.00:44:00.219 --> 00:44:06.349


So if this happens, and two very liberal-minded millennials survive.00:44:06.349 --> 00:44:10.409


How long do you think the two guys are going to bang each other, trying to knock each other up?00:44:11.505 --> 00:44:13.199


It's going to be like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.00:44:13.260 --> 00:44:15.909


I remember the last thing they said was we could have a baby.00:44:19.623 --> 00:44:21.769


You want to try, we could try.00:44:22.641 --> 00:44:23.902


They said it was possible.00:44:23.902 --> 00:44:25.525


There's an emoji.00:44:25.867 --> 00:44:26.807


There's an emoji.00:44:29.552 --> 00:44:32.222


What emoji there's a pregnant dude emoji.00:44:32.222 --> 00:44:34.407


Yeah, you haven't seen that.00:44:34.407 --> 00:44:36.291


You want me to send it to you.00:44:37.052 --> 00:44:37.233


No.00:44:40.041 --> 00:44:41.266


Shut up, bitch.00:44:44.621 --> 00:44:45.465


He's coming back.00:44:45.465 --> 00:44:47.003


I thought we talked about this.00:44:47.744 --> 00:44:59.661


Sorry, sorry, I sorry sorry, and you know I thought I got a night off.00:44:59.661 --> 00:45:02.724


Man, like I don't know about that, not like the more and more that like shit's going on.00:45:02.724 --> 00:45:02.945


It it's it.00:45:02.945 --> 00:45:12.436


Oh my god, man, I 46 now and being younger as a kid and not having any care in the world whatsoever, what goes on.00:45:12.579 --> 00:45:13.945


Well, ignorance is truly bliss.00:45:15.041 --> 00:45:22.400


And now it's just like I'm afraid to step outside one day and just do you know?00:45:22.420 --> 00:45:25.570


what's funny is we grew up in the height of the Cold War.00:45:26.039 --> 00:45:27.349


And we had no idea, no fucking idea, other than the Cuban Missile Crisis.00:45:27.349 --> 00:45:28.253


We grew up in the height of the Cold War and we had no idea, no fucking idea.00:45:28.253 --> 00:45:37.851


Other than, like the Cuban Missile Crisis, which was maybe the height, height, but it was a thing yeah, I feel like there were two Cold Wars, like that Cold War and like what came after.00:45:37.851 --> 00:45:39.001


Yes, the pre.00:45:39.001 --> 00:45:41.322


I tear down the way.00:45:41.443 --> 00:45:58.306


I see it is this, because of the whole flower situation is the same day we get invaded by aliens is when Yellowstone happens and they negate each other out, and that's when you're like, fuck, I just wanted to meet one of them.00:46:00.141 --> 00:46:01.407


Maybe the aliens will save us.00:46:02.661 --> 00:46:07.027


I fucking sure hope so and hopefully that alien is like that little dude from um.00:46:07.027 --> 00:46:09.532


What was that movie back in the day with that?00:46:12.724 --> 00:46:14.766


Howard the duck, howard, anyone.00:46:14.786 --> 00:46:16.389


That duck Ice anyone?00:46:16.489 --> 00:46:19.775


Uh, no, actually, yeah, um, here you go.00:46:20.155 --> 00:46:21.284


Oh, you're going for glass too.00:46:21.284 --> 00:46:23.045


This is a special night.00:46:24.139 --> 00:46:25.686


So what was that movie?00:46:25.686 --> 00:46:30.882


The dude, the kid that was flying like that silver, the silver spaceship.00:46:30.882 --> 00:46:32.762


What was the name of that movie?00:46:33.003 --> 00:46:34.226


Flight of the Navigator.00:46:34.226 --> 00:46:40.289


Yes or Howard the Duck, howard the Duck, disney movie.00:46:42.141 --> 00:46:42.722


So it's gay.00:46:42.722 --> 00:46:44.367


I like Leah Thompson in that movie.00:46:44.367 --> 00:46:45.610


She's in that.00:46:45.610 --> 00:46:49.891


She was in Howard the Duck Piece of age.00:46:51.682 --> 00:46:52.164


It's crazy.00:46:52.164 --> 00:46:53.574


You see that movie.00:46:53.574 --> 00:46:56.621


I was watching a short Back to the Future too.00:46:57.141 --> 00:46:59.449


What about Leah Thompson?00:46:59.449 --> 00:47:00.452


Sorry.00:47:01.940 --> 00:47:02.422


Is that Marty's?00:47:03.974 --> 00:47:04.860


His mom, his mom in high school.00:47:04.860 --> 00:47:07.065


I'm sorry, all the right moves that's oh his mom, His mom in high school.00:47:08.068 --> 00:47:08.449


I'm sorry.00:47:08.449 --> 00:47:10.271


All the right moves, that's all I have to say.00:47:10.271 --> 00:47:19.173


Yeah, one of the most underreported pause scenes in VCR history.00:47:21.378 --> 00:47:21.559


Okay.00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:22.585


Would that be?00:47:22.585 --> 00:47:26.648


What about the?00:47:30.099 --> 00:47:30.501


No, what about the no?00:47:30.501 --> 00:47:32.186


We all know what the most Paul scene is.00:47:32.387 --> 00:47:35.403


Yeah, jamie Lee, jamie Lee Curtis, basic With the vagina.00:47:35.625 --> 00:47:40.909


No, no, children, don't you know You're porn?00:47:40.909 --> 00:47:44.567


I I know Fast times at Ridgemont High.00:47:45.952 --> 00:47:47.663


Oh, dude, it's definitely Fucking Sharon Stone With basic.00:47:47.663 --> 00:47:48.206


Well, she's, she's top three.00:47:48.206 --> 00:47:49.210


Oh gosh, she, I know fast times at Ridgemont high.00:47:49.250 --> 00:47:51.219


Oh, dude, it's definitely fucking Sharon stone with basically well, she's taught she's top three.00:47:51.219 --> 00:47:56.210


Oh gosh, she was so fast, all right, so.00:47:56.311 --> 00:48:03.648


So like I know what you're talking about, Fast times at Ridgemont, high Number one.00:48:03.699 --> 00:48:05.581


you're talking to Phoebe Cates coming out of the pool.00:48:05.621 --> 00:48:09.507


Yes, of course Right, but that's topless dude Like we're talking snatch.00:48:09.507 --> 00:48:13.891


We're talking snatch on VCR.00:48:13.911 --> 00:48:15.273


Take it Right, you know.00:48:18.239 --> 00:48:23.228


But you're talking, we're talking most paws First of all snatch bro.00:48:23.228 --> 00:48:29.351


It's about snatch there's definitely more people living in the 90s than there were in the 80s.00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:30.900


You're talking about 90s snatch.00:48:30.900 --> 00:48:32.820


That shit was not fucking trimmed.00:48:33.101 --> 00:48:33.905


Oh, yes, it was.00:48:33.905 --> 00:48:36.039


That was the beginning of trimming.00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:37.755


I disagree.00:48:37.755 --> 00:48:42.690


They may have Took down the edges.00:48:43.925 --> 00:48:45.351


It depends, they more treated it like a hedge.00:48:45.318 --> 00:48:46.155


You could have the Jean Benet or you would have the Hitler.00:48:46.155 --> 00:48:46.418


The edges it depends.00:48:46.418 --> 00:48:47.307


Back then they more treated it like a hedge.00:48:47.307 --> 00:48:47.534


That was not back then.00:48:47.534 --> 00:48:50.376


You could have the Jean Benet or you would have the Hitler.00:48:50.376 --> 00:48:52.807


You know, like 70s, it was like a willow tree.00:48:52.807 --> 00:48:54.282


What the?00:48:54.342 --> 00:48:55.889


fuck did you just say?00:48:55.889 --> 00:49:00.949


I remember what Opie and Effie would say the Jean Benet or the Hitler.00:49:01.340 --> 00:49:10.311


Jesus fucking Christ Could have said like landing strip, bro Grass, on a few blue balls, a few other terms, we could you know Fuck.00:49:12.782 --> 00:49:13.909


They called it the Jean Benet.00:49:13.909 --> 00:49:15.056


I'm just repeating what they said.00:49:15.056 --> 00:49:15.380


Maybe it's you.00:49:15.380 --> 00:49:19.266


I think you're right Now that I think about it.00:49:19.266 --> 00:49:21.105


Give me another scotch.00:49:21.105 --> 00:49:24.324


It is me, Kevin.00:49:24.324 --> 00:49:25.483


Maybe we should have a.00:49:25.483 --> 00:49:27.947


We got one of those reclining chairs.00:49:29.081 --> 00:49:31.429


Dude, all you gotta do is pull the lever on the side.00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:32.322


Don't pull the lever.00:49:32.322 --> 00:49:33.143


You're going down.00:49:34.467 --> 00:49:37.543


Oh yeah, nope nope, oh shit, he's taking everything away.00:49:37.623 --> 00:49:38.327


Oh, we're good we're good.00:49:39.101 --> 00:49:42.030


So, Doc, this is the way I've been feeling the past few days.00:49:42.030 --> 00:49:44.965


I feel fat.00:49:44.965 --> 00:49:51.266


I've been really fat shamed and I was wondering what I gotta do.00:49:52.463 --> 00:49:54.978


This is my advice to you Drink heavily.00:49:56.570 --> 00:49:57.719


He was gonna say balanced diet.00:49:57.719 --> 00:49:59.047


I know exactly what he was gonna say.00:50:00.309 --> 00:50:01.380


Maybe one less serving.00:50:01.380 --> 00:50:02.706


I was gonna say listen.00:50:04.063 --> 00:50:06.311


I mean, maybe if he didn't make mashed potatoes so often.00:50:08.545 --> 00:50:09.706


Oh, so it's my fault.00:50:09.706 --> 00:50:10.829


I mean, could you make broccoli?00:50:10.829 --> 00:50:13.494


Once in a while listen Maybe if he didn't make mashed potatoes so often yeah, oh, so it's my fault.00:50:13.494 --> 00:50:14.456


Could you make broccoli once in a while?00:50:14.456 --> 00:50:15.599


Are you saying I gotta go keto?00:50:16.219 --> 00:50:17.248


Does the household have to go keto?00:50:17.248 --> 00:50:18.498


For you Come carne fucking diet.00:50:18.498 --> 00:50:19.885


It's called a meat diet.00:50:21.525 --> 00:50:23.786


This is a wide ranging conversation, by the way.00:50:24.420 --> 00:50:29.585


Seriously, man, it's all surrounding my fatness 90s Fox JonBenet.00:50:29.744 --> 00:50:31.047


Back to Pat Aliens.00:50:31.047 --> 00:50:35.367


It's crazy you can't say Hitler on the air anymore.00:50:35.367 --> 00:50:37.266


No, I was talking about the strip.00:50:37.266 --> 00:50:38.967


I understand what you were talking about.00:50:39.702 --> 00:50:41.047


But we don't want it misconstrued.00:50:41.047 --> 00:50:41.842


Why don't?00:50:41.862 --> 00:50:44.771


you call it the Charlie Chaplin bro what?00:50:44.771 --> 00:50:47.023


Why don't you call it a charlie chaplin?00:50:47.023 --> 00:50:52.911


You know, like can't we make that I see.00:50:52.992 --> 00:50:54.434


I see where your argument is society.00:50:54.434 --> 00:50:56.302


I see that, like I see where it is.00:50:56.481 --> 00:50:57.826


Yeah, why don't we do that at chaplin?00:50:57.826 --> 00:50:59.789


That's chaplin, or charlie?00:50:59.789 --> 00:51:02.063


Call it charlie chas, or is that too?00:51:02.103 --> 00:51:03.967


like the chas, gotta deflect.00:51:03.967 --> 00:51:05.231


You don't want to make fun of the germans?00:51:05.641 --> 00:51:08.246


yeah, can we call it the chaz Is Charlie to Vietnam.00:51:08.246 --> 00:51:10.492


No, I'm all for that one.00:51:10.492 --> 00:51:16.367


We don't want to offend right Like we're.00:51:16.367 --> 00:51:17.710


Oh, that's offensive.00:51:17.820 --> 00:51:20.282


We're trying not to offend right, this guy I used to work with.00:51:20.282 --> 00:51:24.351


I used to tell him I was going to go buy a rice hat and chase him around the office with my paintball gun, around the office with my paintball gun.00:51:24.351 --> 00:51:24.934


Is that wrong?00:51:24.934 --> 00:51:26.637


Is that incorrect?00:51:26.637 --> 00:51:29.166


Society doesn't like that.00:51:34.565 --> 00:51:37.882


Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.00:51:37.882 --> 00:51:40.445


I don't think there's anything breaking about this at all.00:51:40.445 --> 00:51:43.523


No, it's from Rollingstonecom.00:51:43.523 --> 00:51:47.313


It's real.00:51:48.201 --> 00:51:48.822


Is it a real thing?00:51:49.445 --> 00:51:54.007


No, okay, we were just voted the most racist podcast.00:51:56.262 --> 00:51:56.827


Breaking news.00:51:56.827 --> 00:51:59.764


That was actually on time, you should have let that play.00:51:59.764 --> 00:52:00.708


Okay.00:52:02.380 --> 00:52:03.471


We'll just edit around that.00:52:03.471 --> 00:52:04.360


That's going to be the whole show.00:52:04.481 --> 00:52:08.146


We do apologize if we're offending anybody, but whatever, we're just trying to have some fun.00:52:10.074 --> 00:52:11.318


Really, we're apologizing now.00:52:11.318 --> 00:52:11.780


That's what we do.00:52:11.780 --> 00:52:12.824


I'm thinking about my fat belly.00:52:12.824 --> 00:52:15.315


You got to move on.00:52:15.315 --> 00:52:16.260


I'm really depressed over here.00:52:16.260 --> 00:52:17.302


You got to move on.00:52:17.302 --> 00:52:18.766


I'll have another you got to.00:52:19.909 --> 00:52:20.911


That's the problem.00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:25.927


Wow, wow yeah.00:52:29.545 --> 00:52:32.333


Sorry, come from one drink, joe, over here.00:52:32.333 --> 00:52:33.340


What?00:52:35.306 --> 00:52:35.485


What are?00:52:35.505 --> 00:52:36.188


you talking to?00:52:36.188 --> 00:52:37.210


Does it make you aggravated?00:52:37.210 --> 00:52:38.027


Did his fucking?00:52:38.027 --> 00:52:40.552


His engine runs on fucking Bourbon and mashed potatoes.00:52:40.552 --> 00:52:41.199


He doesn't gain a pound.00:52:41.199 --> 00:52:42.585


I don't even think it works on that.00:52:45.346 --> 00:52:52.364


I don't know, really know, what's going on behind the scenes, so I don't know if Miss Thunderson is, we're robots.00:52:52.364 --> 00:52:54.351


Possibility Kev.00:52:55.121 --> 00:52:57.927


Listen, if you keep making those fucking mashed potatoes, I won't give a shit.00:53:01.001 --> 00:53:02.188


Yeah, let's do that.00:53:02.188 --> 00:53:04.882


I need a fucking little whip sound.00:53:04.882 --> 00:53:05.927


I don't have any whip sounds.00:53:05.927 --> 00:53:07.103


You okay there, buddy?00:53:07.103 --> 00:53:07.623


What's the matter?00:53:07.804 --> 00:53:08.867


Knee just popped.00:53:08.867 --> 00:53:10.048


Oh, I thought, you What'd you?00:53:10.068 --> 00:53:10.650


do you were?00:53:10.670 --> 00:53:11.853


sitting I moved.00:53:11.853 --> 00:53:13.626


I moved Did you get bit again.00:53:13.626 --> 00:53:20.753


You're sitting in a chair the whole time and you popped a knee, yeah.00:53:23.701 --> 00:53:25.965


We're all about popping knees over here with some horny jazz.00:53:25.965 --> 00:53:27.969


All right, why is it?00:53:27.969 --> 00:53:28.789


Is it horny jazz?00:53:28.789 --> 00:53:29.632


Is that how it's labeled?00:53:29.632 --> 00:53:32.362


It says horn jazz, so I'm not wearing my glasses.00:53:32.362 --> 00:53:34.867


Same, good enough.00:53:34.989 --> 00:53:36.251


Trumpets Sousaphone.00:53:36.773 --> 00:53:38.326


All right, so we need to decide.00:53:38.326 --> 00:53:41.067


Okay, I think Billy's in for episode 100.00:53:41.067 --> 00:53:42.590


Okay, all right.00:53:42.590 --> 00:53:43.903


He sent me another text.00:53:44.887 --> 00:53:45.891


All right, he sent me another text.00:53:45.891 --> 00:53:48.043


Can you no longer hear?00:53:48.063 --> 00:53:48.623


us From the looks of it.00:53:48.623 --> 00:53:50.947


I don't think we're good, I don't think anybody's listening to us.00:53:51.369 --> 00:53:55.820


My phone died so Merciful, solid, mercy, kill Solid.00:54:01.780 --> 00:54:03.132


I could have made the show tonight if you gave me a heads up.00:54:03.132 --> 00:54:03.960


I'm off next Friday, if you guys want.00:54:03.960 --> 00:54:11.686


So he's trying to force himself in, but he can force himself in anywhere he wants to, he can take a deep cell block.00:54:13.501 --> 00:54:16.748


Oh no, no, no, you can't say no, kevin's a cellmate.00:54:19.954 --> 00:54:21.505


You know, I kicked the shit out of him, right?00:54:21.780 --> 00:54:22.463


Oh, here we go.00:54:22.463 --> 00:54:29.068


Can you explain this story, because it's the most ridiculous Actually, before that.00:54:29.068 --> 00:54:30.492


Don't, don't explain it.00:54:30.512 --> 00:54:31.092


Wait until he's here.00:54:31.092 --> 00:54:33.447


You know what He'll tell it.00:54:33.646 --> 00:54:35.885


I know he will he, and I have that story too.00:54:35.885 --> 00:54:39.543


You know, Yep, it was a much different time.00:54:39.543 --> 00:54:41.170


We got breaking news.00:54:44.360 --> 00:54:45.626


Let me ask you a question, matty.00:54:45.626 --> 00:54:47.840


Actually let me ask the listeners out there as well.00:54:47.980 --> 00:54:50.809


I'm just saying last time that guy ever fucked with me.00:54:50.809 --> 00:54:54.186


Well, that's not the breaking news, kev.00:54:55.521 --> 00:54:57.967


You're popping Achilles tendon, getting out of that chair to fight him.00:54:57.967 --> 00:54:58.228


Now.00:54:58.228 --> 00:55:00.523


When is Give me a minute to warm up?00:55:00.784 --> 00:55:09.592


Let me ask you a question when is the last time you woke up in the middle of the night and you decided I gotta go to the bathroom, oh Jesus Christ.00:55:09.592 --> 00:55:13.449


And you pissed all over your dog's bed.00:55:13.449 --> 00:55:18.831


Not only pissed all over it, did you guys hear that?00:55:18.831 --> 00:55:29.639


Huh, not only pissed all over it, but the silent assassin went in to check to see how wet it was and if it smelled.00:55:29.639 --> 00:55:31.668


That's not what happened at all.00:55:31.668 --> 00:55:33.445


She said it to me.00:55:33.445 --> 00:55:44.442


She said the egg crate stuff came back and caught her in the face you're jumping timelines, man the next day it was first of all.00:55:44.481 --> 00:55:49.829


I'd be very concerned if I was pissing on a dog bed and the silent assassin showed up, because where the fuck am I at?00:55:50.121 --> 00:55:51.907


He even knew what he was doing.00:55:53.061 --> 00:55:55.369


When I was made aware of what I was doing.00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:57.668


Perhaps, maybe you should start from the beginning.00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:02.608


Perhaps you're like why stop midstream right?00:56:02.820 --> 00:56:04.063


Perhaps you should tell the story.00:56:04.063 --> 00:56:20.608


Okay, mr Rob's, so it's kind of funny it's a couple days ago, yeah, very, very recent um what were you doing during the day or evening um drinking?00:56:20.909 --> 00:56:21.769


obviously no.00:56:21.769 --> 00:56:22.271


No, I had a.00:56:22.271 --> 00:56:24.541


I had a couple of drinks, but I wasn't like drunk.00:56:24.541 --> 00:56:30.148


I was probably more high than drunk Gummy high, or I don't get gummy high.00:56:30.389 --> 00:56:30.889


Oh, that's right.00:56:30.929 --> 00:56:31.329


I forgot.00:56:31.329 --> 00:56:32.510


You're impervious to that.00:56:32.510 --> 00:56:35.215


Well, last gummy I had you might have, no.00:56:38.039 --> 00:56:39.445


Actually after seeing what you look like, dude.00:56:39.445 --> 00:56:43.840


That day I was smoking the fucking meat in the driveway Like what did I eat?00:56:44.922 --> 00:56:50.351


I didn't feel those 15 gummies yeah, you're like oh, these taste good, they tasted great, but they taste.00:56:50.351 --> 00:56:50.672


I didn't.00:56:50.672 --> 00:56:51.414


I didn't feel anything.00:56:51.456 --> 00:57:05.681


I think I got less filling anyway um, so um, yeah, uh, the middle of the night um got up take the leak, you know um is there.00:57:05.762 --> 00:57:08.188


Is there a master bath attached to your bedroom?00:57:08.188 --> 00:57:10.041


There is, yeah, okay, there is.00:57:10.041 --> 00:57:10.280


Yeah.00:57:10.280 --> 00:57:10.882


What part?00:57:10.882 --> 00:57:12.326


What part of the room is that on?00:57:12.326 --> 00:57:20.731


Is that on your side of the bed, or you like have to walk around the bed to to the bathroom, which happens to be on the assassin side?00:57:21.059 --> 00:57:34.311


so if I were to get up out of bed, yeah, it would be on my side of the bed and I would walk that sounds so much easier, though, if it's on your side of the bed so it's a far walk.00:57:34.311 --> 00:57:47.510


Um, we got like a, we got like a double sink, and then there's like a jacuzzi tub, and then like then, and then the piece you do like a walk-in closet, and then there's like a, then there's like the bathroom bathroom.00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:56.483


What you explained sounds like six feet no no, no, it's not at the, at the Aubrey state, that's like four rooms.00:57:58.469 --> 00:58:08.588


So if if you're thinking about it from the downstairs area, it's probably like the middle of the room with the piano in it that nobody goes in.00:58:09.088 --> 00:58:09.568


What did where?00:58:10.371 --> 00:58:12.275


The front door, the one that's.00:58:12.416 --> 00:58:14.420


Okay, okay, the part that's Okay, okay, okay If you cut.00:58:14.420 --> 00:58:16.748


The only time we use that is If you cut that room in half.00:58:16.809 --> 00:58:18.978


Yeah, it looks like where the border's been crossed a few times.00:58:19.239 --> 00:58:19.418


Right.00:58:19.418 --> 00:58:27.264


So like front door to like, I would say like the refrigerator.00:58:27.264 --> 00:58:30.315


It's a bit of a walk.00:58:30.315 --> 00:58:33.775


Okay, you know it's good, so is it 15 steps?00:58:34.257 --> 00:58:37.195


Is the room you know, is your room square no?00:58:37.889 --> 00:58:53.184


no, no, no no, no, it's got a couple like corners and yeah, there's like the front bump out with the little fucking you know, polygon the Bellini boosters, sort of bathrooms on your side of the room.00:58:53.184 --> 00:58:53.387


Yeah, yeah.00:58:53.427 --> 00:58:55.076


Where's the dog bed located?00:58:56.090 --> 00:59:02.262


It would be straight at a 90-degree angle away from where the direction of the bathroom would be.00:59:03.152 --> 00:59:04.175


So where did you end up?00:59:06.389 --> 00:59:07.817


Directly right of the TV.00:59:08.791 --> 00:59:38.000


No, right in front of the TV that's mounted on the wall when the dog bed is underneath the TV a complete 90 degree angle away from where you should have been yeah, yeah and about 10 steps short no, so you did you okay here's a real question how far is it to the dog bed rather than to the toilet, did we?00:59:38.019 --> 00:59:38.661


just cover that.00:59:38.661 --> 00:59:50.612


No, it's really like the same distance Cause, like the, you know, like the, probably like the end of the bed to the wall is maybe, like I don't know, like three feet Did you did?00:59:50.632 --> 00:59:54.855


you have to take like an electronic scooter or something from your bed to get to these places.00:59:54.855 --> 00:59:57.900


It's a big fucking room, but I digress.00:59:57.900 --> 00:59:58.371


Did you go?00:59:58.371 --> 00:59:59.456


Austin Powers on us.00:59:59.456 --> 01:00:04.902


So what happened when you got by the dog bed?01:00:07.632 --> 01:00:12.753


I was woken up, that's the best way.01:00:12.815 --> 01:00:19.610


I can put it that's the best way I can put it.01:00:19.610 --> 01:00:20.293


Well, you were peeing so hard.01:00:20.293 --> 01:00:21.315


No, no, no, no that you woke your wife up from a fuck.01:00:21.335 --> 01:00:21.735


Don't say, don't.01:00:21.755 --> 01:00:30.262


You say no, because she said she woke up because of the noise well, I'm just saying he made a big jump in the in the timeline of the story here not really.01:00:30.302 --> 01:00:34.199


We were at the dog bed I'm beginning to conclusion like that.01:00:34.458 --> 01:00:38.878


I'm not denying any facts here, I'm just saying like big jump, but yes.01:00:40.349 --> 01:00:43.440


So just are you paying is a corner.01:00:43.440 --> 01:00:46.298


How hard must he have been peeing to wake somebody up?01:00:46.510 --> 01:00:48.036


I like a fire hose.01:00:48.490 --> 01:00:54.440


So what had happened was that's how hard I pee when my belly releases a little bit.01:00:54.610 --> 01:00:56.117


You know, like I thought I was in the bathroom.01:00:56.117 --> 01:00:58.382


What do you want?01:00:58.442 --> 01:01:02.170


man, it's so bright in here you didn't even reach to pick up the fucking toilet seat.01:01:02.230 --> 01:01:04.777


I can't remember the last time the mirror was fucking talking.01:01:04.777 --> 01:01:05.579


It was so bright.01:01:05.579 --> 01:01:06.481


Oh, it's the TV.01:01:07.210 --> 01:01:10.420


Mandatory thing in master bedroom is toilet seat is always up.01:01:10.420 --> 01:01:13.596


That's how I run my household.01:01:16.856 --> 01:01:18.206


So after your wife uses the toilet.01:01:18.226 --> 01:01:18.590


I'm just kidding.01:01:18.590 --> 01:01:29.135


I was going to say she has to put the toilet seat up, dude, you think if I was peeing on a dog bed?01:01:29.135 --> 01:01:32.579


I'm concerned about the toilet seat at the toilet, no, not at all.01:01:33.230 --> 01:01:34.195


That's when you turn and you're like I hope you fall in, if God.01:01:34.195 --> 01:01:34.677


Hopefully that was the toilet seat at the toilet.01:01:34.677 --> 01:01:34.744


Not at all.01:01:34.744 --> 01:01:35.213


That's when you turn and you're like I hope you fall in.01:01:36.152 --> 01:01:38.077


If God, hopefully that was the toilet.01:01:38.077 --> 01:01:41.177


I mean, when I'm pissed I'm not even going to lie when I'm pissed at my wife.01:01:41.289 --> 01:01:46.110


Sometimes I leave this seat up in hopes that she stumbles in half asleep and pops right in the toilet.01:01:46.210 --> 01:01:48.713


Yeah, I hope the porcelain bruises you.01:01:48.713 --> 01:01:52.101


I definitely do that Purposely.01:01:56.730 --> 01:01:57.016


Oh, purposely.01:01:57.016 --> 01:01:57.827


Oh yeah, fuck yeah dude, fuck yeah man.01:01:57.827 --> 01:01:58.068


You know what?01:01:57.974 --> 01:01:58.831


I'm gonna let you're like a little drip right there.01:01:58.831 --> 01:02:00.987


I'm just gonna walk out so you're pissing like a fucking racehorse.01:02:00.987 --> 01:02:08.737


Apparently it wakes your wife up pissing enough to wake a person you're pissing like sea biscuit, bro.01:02:09.170 --> 01:02:10.456


You were pissing like sea biscuit.01:02:10.751 --> 01:02:16.393


Thank god it was on the dog bed, because that would have been a fucking puddle were you peeing on any of?01:02:16.413 --> 01:02:16.815


the dogs.01:02:16.815 --> 01:02:19.036


I was just going to say this.01:02:19.036 --> 01:02:40.005


There's still an investigation out as to if any dogs were R Kelly'd.01:02:40.005 --> 01:02:41.726


Does that count as a storm out?01:02:47.050 --> 01:02:52.719


Now, usually I don't do this, but uh go ahead and break them off with a little previews of the remix.01:02:53.590 --> 01:03:03.878


Now, I'm not trying to be rude, but hey, pretty girl, I'm telling you, the way you do, the things you do, reminds me of my Alexis Cooper.01:03:08.242 --> 01:03:10.284


Oh, my God yeah.01:03:11.164 --> 01:03:15.896


Yeah, yes, yes, ladies and gentlemen, cps is involved.01:03:17.530 --> 01:03:20.219


Fucking ASPCA was involved.01:03:20.269 --> 01:03:22.639


I got someone coming to look at my fridge next week.01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:24.496


I don't know what's going on.01:03:25.971 --> 01:03:28.137


You want to get R Kelly by the ice maker.01:03:29.240 --> 01:03:29.340


Oh.01:03:34.853 --> 01:03:36.909


The only thing that would make that story better.01:03:36.909 --> 01:03:41.115


Is if the urine went through the floor Into Pat's room.01:03:41.115 --> 01:03:43.458


That's the only way it would make it better.01:03:43.652 --> 01:03:49.054


No, I said to him Imagine I was downstairs here, because every now and again when the dog pisses I'm like Kevin.01:03:49.054 --> 01:03:54.695


What the hell is that he freaks out thinking it's water and it's fucking Scout the behemoth Just letting loose.01:03:54.715 --> 01:03:55.909


Yeah, there's a spot, the behemoth Just letting loose.01:03:55.909 --> 01:04:05.063


Yeah, there's a spot in the floor that there's like I would have been like A perfect storm of like a gap in the flooring where there's like a seam in the plywood.01:04:05.063 --> 01:04:06.396


Leave it to Scout to find it out?01:04:06.436 --> 01:04:10.760


Yeah, and if his fire hose was going up like dude, this place is going to flood.01:04:10.760 --> 01:04:12.396


Is that a spare?01:04:12.690 --> 01:04:13.876


There's fucking urine everywhere.01:04:16.170 --> 01:04:17.438


Seriously, the fly there's fucking urine everywhere.01:04:17.228 --> 01:04:18.021


Seriously, there's an R Kelly gangbang going on upstairs right now.01:04:18.021 --> 01:04:20.014


Are those dogs underage?01:04:21.500 --> 01:04:23.376


I heard him say something about golden showers.01:04:25.275 --> 01:04:27.355


Oh my god, yeah, I'm owning that shit.01:04:27.355 --> 01:04:30.918


Changing Gunner's name from Gunner to Goldie.01:04:30.958 --> 01:04:35.275


Goldie Hawn Enough dogs have pissed in my house Might as well be some of my piss.01:04:35.275 --> 01:04:37.077


You're like, yeah, take this bitch.01:04:40.284 --> 01:04:41.269


I can just see Scout.01:04:41.952 --> 01:04:46.139


Many years ago at the fraternity house, we had a dog that wouldn't stop shitting in the house.01:04:46.371 --> 01:04:50.097


Scout, probably would have been like that, just accepting it.01:04:51.454 --> 01:04:52.197


She's such a whore.01:04:52.612 --> 01:04:53.315


He loves me.01:04:53.315 --> 01:04:58.164


She would have been like Salon Selectives commercial Dude that dog.01:04:59.494 --> 01:05:03.074


That dog kills me Because every time she walks by she'd be like She'd give me a stare down.01:05:03.074 --> 01:05:03.916


I'm like what the fuck?01:05:03.916 --> 01:05:06.677


And she'd come over Fucking paw.01:05:06.677 --> 01:05:12.001


Love me, you have been banged out 40,000 times by Gunner.01:05:12.001 --> 01:05:15.436


Matter of fact, Gunner was Fucking your face last night.01:05:15.436 --> 01:05:18.693


Get out of here and stop trying to lick my face, the only thing left here.01:05:18.873 --> 01:05:20.056


You know you're taking this home.01:05:20.659 --> 01:05:21.460


I'm attractive.01:05:21.460 --> 01:05:26.590


Her fucking meat curtains are hanging down to the ground like a wizard's sleeve.01:05:27.291 --> 01:05:28.675


It's like Pat at 2 am.01:05:31.139 --> 01:05:31.800


Roast beef sandwich.01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:34.505


Now I'm hungry, I could go for a roast beef sandwich.01:05:34.505 --> 01:05:37.829


Now I'm hungry, I could go for a roast beef sandwich.01:05:37.849 --> 01:05:42.141


I'm gonna accept this and maybe I'm going to Cameron's on the way home.01:05:42.952 --> 01:05:44.157


I'm gonna blow myself up.01:05:44.157 --> 01:05:48.693


Oh yeah, cameron, could you show us how to work the board before you do that?01:05:48.693 --> 01:05:55.670


Nope, and matter of fact, matty, I can't show you how to use the board because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.01:05:55.670 --> 01:05:58.077


I think we haven't we've figured this out.01:05:58.077 --> 01:06:00.101


I have no clue what's going on.01:06:00.101 --> 01:06:02.472


I'm like, oh, look at that red button.01:06:02.472 --> 01:06:05.239


That's it.01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:07.943


You know, it's not that hard.01:06:07.943 --> 01:06:19.876


What is hard is, besides, my gut Thunder's pee-pee is you know what I've been dying to say all night?01:06:19.876 --> 01:06:20.177


What?01:06:21.369 --> 01:06:24.782


Fat guy in a little coat.01:06:24.782 --> 01:06:33.300


I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry.01:06:37.769 --> 01:06:38.130


I don't even know.01:06:38.130 --> 01:06:42.309


I don't even have sound effects for that shit.01:06:43.844 --> 01:06:49.673


You're right, kevin oh, you brought the fuck jar sound back yeah, you're right.01:06:50.096 --> 01:06:50.458


You're right.01:06:50.458 --> 01:06:55.818


I'm sorry, I'm fat and I accept it.01:06:55.818 --> 01:06:58.855


At least I don't have a dicky-do.01:06:58.855 --> 01:07:00.159


That's all that matters to me.01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:00.541


What's that?01:07:00.541 --> 01:07:03.496


Your belly goes further out than your dicky-do.01:07:03.496 --> 01:07:07.898


Ooh, as long as I don't have a dicky-do, I'm good.01:07:07.898 --> 01:07:13.536


Sometimes it's a little difficult to lean up at night like I'm doing.01:07:13.536 --> 01:07:18.715


Stop Sit ups, it hurts Jesus Christ and I've got a cramp in my side.01:07:18.809 --> 01:07:20.771


Can we start talking about the aliens again and all?01:07:20.791 --> 01:07:23.659


I'm doing is I'm turning three degrees what the fuck?01:07:23.659 --> 01:07:25.175


And I'm all in cramps.01:07:25.175 --> 01:07:27.858


Kevin, I'm going to start doing ab crunches, let's go.01:07:28.269 --> 01:07:32.103


Three degrees port yeah.01:07:32.103 --> 01:07:42.115


Maybe start start walking around the neighborhood.01:07:42.155 --> 01:07:45.438


You know that's what I do Walk around the neighborhood.01:07:45.438 --> 01:07:46.380


Who's the fat guy?01:07:47.021 --> 01:07:47.922


Take Gunner for a walk.01:07:48.141 --> 01:07:49.563


Who's the fat pedophile?01:07:49.563 --> 01:07:50.844


Which house does that guy live?01:07:50.943 --> 01:07:51.105


in.01:07:51.105 --> 01:07:57.295


Seriously, you look like John Wayne Gacy Fat.01:07:57.295 --> 01:07:57.835


Who's a fat?01:07:57.916 --> 01:07:58.277


clown.01:07:58.277 --> 01:07:59.599


It's a fat Ted Bundy.01:08:00.019 --> 01:08:01.943


Seriously, it's the fat queen fan.01:08:01.943 --> 01:08:05.855


He's got 16 chins.01:08:05.855 --> 01:08:08.121


He thought the camera made him look fat.01:08:08.121 --> 01:08:11.902


Look at him in real life.01:08:12.869 --> 01:08:13.911


It's like Stay Puft Marshmallow man.01:08:13.911 --> 01:08:16.115


It starting to get this starting Just more and more depressed.01:08:16.115 --> 01:08:18.461


It's OK, starting to get uncomfortable, yeah.01:08:19.903 --> 01:08:20.524


I need to eat.01:08:20.524 --> 01:08:23.716


I got to eat my feeling.01:08:25.990 --> 01:08:27.537


It's a pasta to make myself feel better.01:08:28.591 --> 01:08:30.198


I'm going to go out and get a pint of ice cream.01:08:31.412 --> 01:08:32.355


I need cream cheese.01:08:33.990 --> 01:08:35.595


Well, it doesn't help that I eat fucking.01:08:35.595 --> 01:08:41.012


I hardly eat, but when I eat, it's fucking macaroni and cheese.01:08:41.012 --> 01:08:44.920


A lot of mac and cheese.01:08:46.743 --> 01:08:51.516


Every now and again, some cold cuts and then what do you put the ham in the mac and cheese.01:08:51.516 --> 01:08:53.301


No, that's a good idea.01:08:53.921 --> 01:08:54.724


That is a good.01:08:54.724 --> 01:08:55.114


You know what?01:08:55.114 --> 01:08:55.380


I got?01:08:55.380 --> 01:08:56.311


A couple of boxes upstairs.01:08:56.311 --> 01:08:57.377


I still got some ham left.01:08:57.729 --> 01:09:00.680


You should wrap that shit in the ham like a rollatini.01:09:02.331 --> 01:09:09.122


I might even grill the ham for a second, for a second Wrap the mac and cheese in the ham like a rollatini.01:09:09.141 --> 01:09:14.958


Yeah, but then you gotta, you gotta kind of cook yeah you gotta cook, gotta cook, throw some cheese on it.01:09:14.958 --> 01:09:17.140


I'm ready to die from my heart exploding.01:09:17.140 --> 01:09:18.766


Let's go, maybe some bacon.01:09:19.048 --> 01:09:20.255


Yeah, some lard.01:09:20.255 --> 01:09:21.538


I'm so hungry right now.01:09:21.538 --> 01:09:22.323


What do you got upstairs?01:09:22.465 --> 01:09:32.210


Seriously, and it's hard to be skinny when I'm at the Thunderson's Well Cause, when, mr Thunderson, the Thunderson's are both skinny.01:09:32.210 --> 01:09:35.585


Let me tell you something about Mr Thunderson cooks the Thundersons are both skinny Let me tell you something about Mr Thunderson's cooking.01:09:35.604 --> 01:09:39.738


And Thunderson's daughter is also skinny and she fucking eats carbs like a motherfucker.01:09:39.738 --> 01:09:41.372


Obi-wan's pretty skinny too.01:09:41.372 --> 01:09:43.157


Obi-wan is skinny, I don't bring him up, though.01:09:43.898 --> 01:09:45.180


He's like transparent.01:09:45.180 --> 01:09:46.264


It's like a twig.01:09:46.264 --> 01:09:47.895


It's almost like the movie Cocoon.01:09:47.895 --> 01:09:49.511


That's why he wears the cloak.01:09:49.511 --> 01:09:51.796


I thought he was a wizard.01:09:51.796 --> 01:09:58.238


I'm like, wow, you show up Real wizardry, sketchy, more like it.01:09:58.238 --> 01:10:01.515


And what was it the other night?01:10:01.515 --> 01:10:04.197


Oh no, he's sitting at the table.01:10:04.197 --> 01:10:10.779


I'm watching tv and I hear it's like he was putting stuff on the plate and I just text Kevin, I'm like frozen french fries.01:10:13.122 --> 01:10:17.970


You just want him to run downstairs and lose his shit, he was microwaving something.01:10:18.069 --> 01:10:28.615


Yeah, and you said it was a pizza bite, like french fries pizza rolls pizza rolls you don't microwave pizza which are also horrible it's it's acceptable.01:10:28.775 --> 01:10:32.161


no, sorry, it's it's more acceptable than French fries.01:10:32.161 --> 01:10:35.204


I think I'm very it is.01:10:36.172 --> 01:10:37.717


I'm all about texture.01:10:37.819 --> 01:10:45.012


Maddie, let me ask you a question Are you microwaving it or are you going to suck it up for 15 minutes?01:10:45.054 --> 01:10:46.257


I'm not saying what you're doing.01:10:46.257 --> 01:10:50.569


I'm saying it's more acceptable to microwave the pizza rolls.01:10:50.649 --> 01:10:52.998


Is it 2 am after a bottle of bourbon?01:10:53.130 --> 01:10:54.997


No, it's like 11.01:10:56.211 --> 01:10:57.033


At 11 o'clock at night.01:10:57.033 --> 01:11:04.854


I'm probably throwing them in the microwave, right yeah, like lunchtime-ish Lunchtime is, I'd probably throw them in the oven, don't get me wrong man 400 degrees.01:11:04.854 --> 01:11:06.916


I am Air fryer 6 minutes.01:11:07.411 --> 01:11:11.832


I am always ready to get on it Actually 5 minutes in the air fryer.01:11:11.832 --> 01:11:15.716


Air fryer, 400 degrees, boom, Crispy as hell.01:11:15.716 --> 01:11:17.296


It's still molten.01:11:17.296 --> 01:11:21.421


And you know when you're so hungry, you want one of those pizza rolls and you're like, yeah, I'm going to eat it.01:11:21.421 --> 01:11:31.072


And you burn your whole face, fucking root for your mouth and you ruin the week, but you feel great afterwards, that's a few day at least, right?01:11:31.091 --> 01:11:36.342


So there's a thing for your food truck Pizza bites With a special sauce.01:11:36.342 --> 01:11:43.581


Jack sauce, miehoffer, I got that cream sauce for you.01:11:43.581 --> 01:11:48.859


You know you do what's a good thing that goes with a pizza bite.01:11:48.859 --> 01:11:49.913


What can?01:11:49.934 --> 01:11:51.137


you go with Other than marinara?01:11:51.137 --> 01:11:53.182


Nah, it's too.01:11:54.032 --> 01:12:01.439


It's too heart burning hard everything that went with it be in the bite itself pretty much like you're not like, don't?01:12:01.460 --> 01:12:01.940


you want a?01:12:01.961 --> 01:12:02.703


little pizza bite.01:12:02.703 --> 01:12:11.417


You ever have a fried ravioli when you dip a fried ravioli in kevin you, you red sauce first of all, I don't know if you notice this gut, but it takes work.01:12:12.179 --> 01:12:18.622


And if I had pizza don't fucking talk to me like that Wow, this escalated quickly.01:12:18.622 --> 01:12:25.418


I would get pizza bites and mix up ketchup, mayonnaise, hot sauce, pepper and garlic powder.01:12:25.418 --> 01:12:35.940


Ketchup, mayonnaise, hot sauce, the green chilies, salsa Verde no, what's the Fuck?01:12:35.940 --> 01:12:38.595


How come I can't remember the hot sauce Sashios?01:12:39.810 --> 01:12:41.036


Chula Smurgles.01:12:41.036 --> 01:12:44.152


What else is fucking green man Like what the fuck is green it's.01:12:44.212 --> 01:12:52.735


I know what you're talking about the green hot sauce, but it's also like a regular hot sauce, but they have the green pepper hot sauce Right.01:12:52.756 --> 01:12:56.555


So where the fuck do you think the ketchup and mayonnaise mixed with anything?01:12:56.795 --> 01:12:57.655


on a pizza roll.01:12:57.655 --> 01:13:00.260


I'm telling you right now, no, you would be at.01:13:00.260 --> 01:13:00.940


No.01:13:00.940 --> 01:13:03.685


I'm telling you right now no, okay, nope, okay.01:13:03.984 --> 01:13:07.453


Nope A cheese pizza roll Shaking my head too.01:13:07.493 --> 01:13:09.713


Dude, I don't care what you're saying there.01:13:09.713 --> 01:13:12.020


Emeril, roll you should.01:13:13.971 --> 01:13:15.250


There's a reason I got this?01:13:15.250 --> 01:13:20.368


Yeah, because you're eating fucking pizza rolls with mayonnaise.01:13:21.198 --> 01:13:24.298


You'd be very surprised how good it tastes late at night.01:13:24.298 --> 01:13:31.300


Don't fucking doubt me and my utter obesity.01:13:31.300 --> 01:13:34.877


Okay, I might as well get vaccinated.01:13:34.877 --> 01:13:39.101


I have underlying effects.01:13:39.101 --> 01:13:40.471


We're done, that's it.01:13:40.471 --> 01:13:44.641


I've been fat shamed all night.01:13:46.590 --> 01:13:47.092


You fat shamed yourself.01:13:47.092 --> 01:13:49.569


I'm going to fucking fat shame my dick on your face.01:13:49.729 --> 01:13:51.015


You fat shamed yourself.01:13:51.015 --> 01:13:54.917


No, kevin, this all started a week ago.01:13:57.514 --> 01:13:58.157


It was a long.01:13:58.157 --> 01:14:03.074


Oh, this happened in a week Dark cold night, that's all that took was a week.01:14:04.920 --> 01:14:08.753


Wow, how long have we been fucking talking to each other?01:14:08.753 --> 01:14:09.618


An hour and 15.01:14:09.618 --> 01:14:11.412


Because nobody's fucking watched us at all.01:14:11.412 --> 01:14:12.475


So what, that's fine.01:14:12.475 --> 01:14:12.975


See, you know what you?01:14:13.036 --> 01:14:13.837


need more of Dedication.01:14:13.837 --> 01:14:16.542


Nobody's fucking watched us at all, so what, that's fine, that's fine For some.01:14:16.542 --> 01:14:21.475


See this you know what you need more of Dedication, that's a good word.01:14:21.475 --> 01:14:22.979


You got any mayonnaise upstairs?01:14:22.979 --> 01:14:24.922


Yeah, I'll eat it right off his fucking spoon.01:14:24.922 --> 01:14:33.155


Let's go Some hot pepper Pizza bites A little flavor A little zing.01:14:33.176 --> 01:14:34.653


Actually no, no, dude, no flavor zing.01:14:34.653 --> 01:14:35.095


Uh, actually.01:14:35.095 --> 01:14:35.377


No, no, dude.01:14:35.377 --> 01:14:35.838


No joke, some cayenne.01:14:35.838 --> 01:14:37.528


My dad uh used to make the.01:14:37.528 --> 01:14:38.470


You ever have spadini?01:14:38.470 --> 01:14:40.536


Yes, you know what spadini is.01:14:40.536 --> 01:14:43.023


Yes, it's like the ground round it's rolled up right in.01:14:43.023 --> 01:14:46.199


He made those the other night.01:14:46.199 --> 01:14:47.403


I haven't had that in years.01:14:47.403 --> 01:14:48.065


Oh wow.01:14:48.065 --> 01:14:49.489


He's like oh, I got no leftovers.01:14:49.489 --> 01:14:52.435


I'm like why are you sending photos of that if there's none left?01:14:52.435 --> 01:14:55.101


I don't want to see that that's in your belly.01:14:55.101 --> 01:14:58.591


I want something that I can shove down my throat.01:14:58.591 --> 01:15:00.190


You ever ask Bidini?01:15:00.190 --> 01:15:02.359


I thought you were talking about cock.01:15:02.359 --> 01:15:17.153


It's like my father would get a ground rum and pound it down like real thin bread it and then stick a toothpick through it and then bake it, and it came out like this crispy fucking piece of meat.01:15:17.153 --> 01:15:18.157


It was awesome.01:15:18.157 --> 01:15:24.823


And mayonnaise and ketchup, I guess yeah.01:15:25.511 --> 01:15:27.278


Mayonnaise and ketchup on ground beef is okay.01:15:27.751 --> 01:15:30.180


Now I see why I'm really fat, because I have a lot of mayonnaise and ketchup.01:15:30.180 --> 01:15:33.317


You're making me hungry for the Whopper.01:15:33.489 --> 01:15:35.730


Well, I mean that Mike's mayo is.01:15:35.730 --> 01:15:40.092


You know, maybe next time it'll be salt and pepper Right or some turkey.01:15:40.836 --> 01:15:44.073


Have you, by the way, tried Jersey Mike's yet how about you have a piece of turkey and a piece of lettuce?01:15:44.073 --> 01:15:44.595


How about that?01:15:44.595 --> 01:15:45.993


Have you tried Jersey Mike's yet?01:15:46.234 --> 01:15:48.150


No, you know what?01:15:48.150 --> 01:15:49.393


I'm not going to try them anymore.01:15:49.412 --> 01:15:50.454


You know what?01:15:50.454 --> 01:15:53.300


Well, you don't have to get mayo on it, you can get it in Mike's way.01:15:53.300 --> 01:15:55.743


Doyle and Bennett say it asshole.01:15:57.770 --> 01:15:58.698


We don't want you to try it anymore.01:15:58.698 --> 01:16:06.855


After we heard your stories about fucking ketchup and mayonnaise, you're disqualified.01:16:07.850 --> 01:16:10.417


You put mayonnaise on a hot dog Hell.01:16:10.417 --> 01:16:11.681


No, I'm just checking.01:16:11.681 --> 01:16:14.838


Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to fucking offend you.01:16:19.489 --> 01:16:22.618


You've got to understand, though, when you're mixing mayo and ketchup, it's just, it's fucking ghetto French dressing.01:16:22.618 --> 01:16:23.078


So time out, that's all.01:16:23.078 --> 01:16:25.304


It is Not with our derelish.01:16:25.323 --> 01:16:25.805


That's Russian.01:16:25.805 --> 01:16:26.648


That was an island.01:16:26.648 --> 01:16:29.472


I've never had mayo on a hot dog.01:16:29.472 --> 01:16:35.740


But now I'm curious, you know like, have you ever had it on it?01:16:35.740 --> 01:16:36.943


No, have you?01:16:38.423 --> 01:16:39.845


you have, can't you tell?01:16:41.934 --> 01:16:44.097


oh, it's shifting thoughts, are it's?01:16:44.217 --> 01:16:45.761


my cholesterol's through the roof.01:16:45.761 --> 01:16:53.480


Four degrees to the right like thoughts sites are on maddie now like I almost feel like it could be.01:16:53.480 --> 01:16:55.503


See, I like this because of the boom arms.01:16:55.564 --> 01:16:59.677


Now we can turn, or it could be not bad right.01:17:00.171 --> 01:17:00.533


You know what?01:17:00.533 --> 01:17:02.654


It's the hot dog flavor.01:17:03.832 --> 01:17:05.779


I need to know what he's going to say right now.01:17:05.930 --> 01:17:06.854


I'm thinking of the hot dog flavor.01:17:06.873 --> 01:17:08.338


I don't know what you're going to write home about.01:17:08.850 --> 01:17:11.113


But it's the hot dog flavor.01:17:11.314 --> 01:17:14.039


I get a hankering for a hot dog with mustard and onions.01:17:14.039 --> 01:17:16.944


I don't get a hankering for a hot dog with mayonnaise.01:17:16.944 --> 01:17:17.766


Yeah, that's like.01:17:19.229 --> 01:17:20.395


Okay, I didn't even want to tell you what.01:17:20.395 --> 01:17:21.100


That is All right.01:17:21.987 --> 01:17:24.779


I mean really, my thinking is this A hot dog's like bologna.01:17:24.779 --> 01:17:26.274


You want a dirty dog.01:17:26.730 --> 01:17:43.170


The only reason why I ask is because in Avengers Endgame, tell me, tony, the very beginning, beginning like the Hawkeye kids family scene oh, yeah, yeah on a hot dog just like piqued my interest is all.01:17:43.411 --> 01:17:45.057


I just, I don't know it's the.01:17:45.057 --> 01:17:50.414


I'm just thinking like a hot hot dog with hot mayo on.01:17:50.475 --> 01:17:54.877


It just doesn't sound right but I've had hot things with mayo on it.01:17:54.898 --> 01:17:59.073


Yeah, but a hot ham sandwich with mayo on it just doesn't sound right, but I've had hot things with mayo on it, yeah, but you have a hot ham sandwich with mayo on it?01:17:59.092 --> 01:17:59.554


yeah, that's.01:17:59.554 --> 01:18:05.936


That's totally different, it's just the taste, yeah, you know, you know the taste of the do that I never.01:18:06.197 --> 01:18:06.958


Never understood that.01:18:06.958 --> 01:18:08.250


But yeah, people I've had it.01:18:08.371 --> 01:18:15.679


It's not you don't, you don't notice it you know it's right, it's like it's good you don't notice it right the taste of the hot dog, which is all the lips and assholes that are left over.01:18:16.159 --> 01:18:17.002


We're the hot dog.01:18:17.002 --> 01:18:18.372


We just call it the hot dog.01:18:18.372 --> 01:18:22.358


Lips and assholes, you know Great outdoors, bro, we're the hot dog.01:18:23.439 --> 01:18:26.864


You know, old 96er, the fucking man.01:18:27.529 --> 01:18:29.793


I still love hot dogs, always going to love them.01:18:29.793 --> 01:18:31.917


Yes, yes, absolutely.01:18:32.838 --> 01:18:35.663


Have you been to the new place when All Time Hot Dogs?01:18:35.663 --> 01:18:37.171


Where is this?01:18:37.171 --> 01:18:41.042


It's in the CVS Plaza in Carmel Cross and Putnam Plaza.01:18:41.042 --> 01:18:44.384


The guy used to have the hot dog truck on T11.01:18:44.404 --> 01:18:45.472


Oh yeah, I saw that on.01:18:45.493 --> 01:18:46.034


Facebook.01:18:46.034 --> 01:18:47.359


Yeah, how is that?01:18:47.359 --> 01:18:49.515


It is pretty good Now see.01:18:50.198 --> 01:18:54.779


Cross and Putnam, yeah, where the old Pagoda Kitchen, where KFC is Like by.01:18:55.039 --> 01:18:55.501


Sal's.01:18:57.470 --> 01:18:58.952


Yes, a food truck.01:18:58.952 --> 01:19:00.813


No, no, it's a hot dog.01:19:00.813 --> 01:19:02.634


He got it rented a storefront.01:19:02.634 --> 01:19:04.154


Oh, brick and mortar, yeah.01:19:04.154 --> 01:19:11.159


Instead of doing dirty water because he got thrown out of the place by 311, because this fucking town sucks, he decided the parking ride, yeah.01:19:11.579 --> 01:19:13.440


He decided to do glory hole dogs.01:19:13.541 --> 01:19:14.942


No, no, no, he used to be out.01:19:14.942 --> 01:19:16.082


You know what they do.01:19:16.082 --> 01:19:18.623


They sell the honey, sometimes 312.01:19:18.645 --> 01:19:19.925


311, 312.01:19:19.925 --> 01:19:20.605


312.01:19:20.605 --> 01:19:21.867


What a big difference, bro.01:19:22.247 --> 01:19:22.886


Glass building.01:19:23.268 --> 01:19:26.555


I'm just saying dude big difference.01:19:26.576 --> 01:19:27.407


Yeah, your fucking directions are horrible.01:19:27.407 --> 01:19:28.231


Eat shit, gotcha.01:19:28.252 --> 01:19:28.954


Yeah, yeah, yeah.01:19:29.115 --> 01:19:30.635


Okay, north and south.01:19:30.635 --> 01:19:32.297


Okay yeah, really yeah.01:19:32.297 --> 01:19:34.529


Okay yeah, really yeah, okay.01:19:34.529 --> 01:19:39.560


I was actually Dying to go today For a couple of dogs I couldn't get out, but you ever go to Wandering Dave.01:19:40.082 --> 01:19:42.408


Yes, I thought you were Going to say Wandering dicks.01:19:42.408 --> 01:19:43.350


I was like what?01:19:43.810 --> 01:19:50.340


Those guys used to, because you're Where's Wandering, dave Gay, those guys used to Drive a dually.01:19:50.340 --> 01:19:51.913


They used to work At Clock Tower Grill.01:19:51.913 --> 01:20:00.551


Uh, dooley, they used to work at clock tower grill and uh, yeah, yeah, um kind of fucking stole Some recipes and shit and open his own Fucking thing.01:20:00.551 --> 01:20:05.920


Yeah well, yeah, I like rich and cassie dave could suck my dick.01:20:05.920 --> 01:20:08.025


You heard it here.01:20:08.067 --> 01:20:08.489


First people.01:20:08.489 --> 01:20:14.832


Sorry, I think that's what we need.01:20:14.832 --> 01:20:28.739


True, we need a good fucking hamburger place, like a burger place Red Rooster, something new, something new, something different.01:20:28.881 --> 01:20:31.096


Do you want me to go burger place instead of food truck?01:20:31.096 --> 01:20:35.596


Well see, would that be easier?01:20:35.596 --> 01:20:38.170


Yeah, Of course it would.01:20:38.170 --> 01:20:39.536


You have one menu item.01:20:39.536 --> 01:20:43.936


Yeah, like 47 burgers you would have to do different kinds of burgers?01:20:43.936 --> 01:20:49.380


Yeah, but you have one source ingredient.01:20:49.380 --> 01:20:50.390


It's a big difference.01:20:50.411 --> 01:20:53.961


The forecast is rain, burger Wow.01:20:55.091 --> 01:20:57.817


What would be on a rain burger, aside from the jack sauce?01:20:59.112 --> 01:21:12.555


The polyurethane that was put on that table yesterday Just waiting for it to dry those old onions that they used to put in, like fucking the medallion onions, like a cream sauce.01:21:14.811 --> 01:21:18.820


The pearl onions Like pickled the pearl onions Like pickled pearled onions.01:21:18.841 --> 01:21:19.363


There you go.01:21:19.363 --> 01:21:20.796


That's it right there.01:21:21.019 --> 01:21:21.802


On a burger.01:21:21.802 --> 01:21:23.931


You'd have to have a fatty Farben burger.01:21:23.931 --> 01:21:24.474


Yeah.01:21:24.875 --> 01:21:25.676


So you know what?01:21:25.676 --> 01:21:26.679


No, I ain't making that.01:21:28.162 --> 01:21:29.694


That's why your coat don't fit.01:21:30.912 --> 01:21:32.016


I'm not gonna eat that.01:21:32.016 --> 01:21:34.676


Give me a blooming onion burger.01:21:34.676 --> 01:21:37.932


That's why you're.01:21:37.953 --> 01:21:41.783


Koto, why can't you just fry a fucking onion and put it on a burger?01:21:41.783 --> 01:21:43.360


You got to talk about his culture.01:21:43.360 --> 01:21:43.908


I just want an onion ring.01:21:43.908 --> 01:21:47.680


I mean, jesus Christ man, with some ketchup, that's not right.01:21:47.930 --> 01:21:49.155


How about a veggie steak bro?01:21:54.170 --> 01:21:56.037


Perhaps, maybe you should eat an impossible burger.01:21:59.018 --> 01:22:00.282


Maybe give it a try.01:22:00.282 --> 01:22:01.454


You ever hear of broccoli.01:22:05.313 --> 01:22:07.680


Maybe the next time you make fucking ribs or something.01:22:07.701 --> 01:22:11.279


Matter of fact, the only way you're going to be able to live.01:22:11.279 --> 01:22:15.215


You become vegan Because you're going to explode.01:22:15.215 --> 01:22:15.935


Able to live.01:22:15.935 --> 01:22:18.581


You become vegan because you're going to explode.01:22:18.581 --> 01:22:19.141


I'm dead.01:22:19.141 --> 01:22:19.904


Fuck that dude.01:22:19.904 --> 01:22:20.980


I enjoy my body.01:22:20.980 --> 01:22:24.692


It's my fucking playland, my motherland, whatever you want to call it.01:22:24.692 --> 01:22:26.578


I'm going to throw up on my soda glass.01:22:26.578 --> 01:22:33.114


Well, I would see why if I looked at myself in the mirror like that too.01:22:33.114 --> 01:22:35.914


If Pat did, he'd be a little skinny here.01:22:35.914 --> 01:22:38.119


Ah, this guy.01:22:38.119 --> 01:22:42.515


You know what Kevin Bulimia is an exercise Mm-hmm.01:22:42.614 --> 01:22:44.378


Okay.01:22:44.399 --> 01:22:45.742


Oh fuck, Mm-hmm.01:22:46.630 --> 01:22:48.738


There's nothing wrong with a little bulimia a couple times a week.01:22:48.890 --> 01:22:52.962


You know I take everything back, that I said nice earlier.01:22:52.962 --> 01:22:54.795


I do not love you anymore.01:22:54.795 --> 01:22:59.359


You know, intermittent, I hope when you fix the table it falls on you now.01:22:59.359 --> 01:23:03.136


And the fact I can't pick it up to save you.01:23:03.136 --> 01:23:04.159


How about that?01:23:04.159 --> 01:23:08.396


Because you can't bend over, for no, exactly, I'm already out of fucking breath watching you.01:23:08.831 --> 01:23:11.497


I feel like the audience missed out on what I just said.01:23:11.497 --> 01:23:12.279


They did.01:23:13.702 --> 01:23:14.103


We're done.01:23:14.103 --> 01:23:15.555


What an hour and 24 minutes.01:23:15.555 --> 01:23:16.157


What a waste.01:23:18.070 --> 01:23:20.099


Look at this guy, king of tying knots.01:23:20.099 --> 01:23:21.854


We can edit this down to four minutes.01:23:21.854 --> 01:23:25.082


Fat, fat and fat.01:23:25.082 --> 01:23:27.115


I'll tell you when we get off schedule.01:23:27.115 --> 01:23:29.215


We get all fucked up.01:23:30.731 --> 01:23:32.694


I think that's what we need to fix.01:23:34.871 --> 01:23:35.573


How do we do that?01:23:35.573 --> 01:23:37.418


Maybe like Zoom, yeah.01:23:37.899 --> 01:23:40.270


Zoom, or perhaps not get fucking obliterated.01:23:40.270 --> 01:23:43.390


You know research and shit like that, you know.01:23:43.770 --> 01:23:52.934


Or maybe we have like a Wednesday plan like meet at the fucking studio, have a dinner, talk about shit.01:23:52.934 --> 01:23:54.579


You know what you know.01:23:56.350 --> 01:23:56.751


That's what I think.01:23:56.751 --> 01:23:57.292


It's nice for the the guys.01:23:57.292 --> 01:24:02.990


I just have to walk down a flight of steps what does that mean?01:24:03.032 --> 01:24:05.707


like I feel like you guys are the guys that are walking down.01:24:05.726 --> 01:24:07.655


Did you tell him about the fake ruler?01:24:07.695 --> 01:24:15.154


you know I'm a leg to see if, like, I feel, like I'm not one that has to worry about, like, like fucking getting in here and feeding you.01:24:15.314 --> 01:24:21.239


No, you don't have to feed us, but fuck, it's hard enough to get here one day a week to do the show.01:24:21.239 --> 01:24:23.542


Now I got to fucking come here for another night.01:24:23.582 --> 01:24:26.945


Well, Matty there's sometimes, I really think there's some excuses.01:24:26.945 --> 01:24:30.412


Oh is that where we're going with this, patrick.01:24:30.412 --> 01:24:33.158


I figured I'd put some attention on you, since I've been called fat all night, jesus.01:24:33.158 --> 01:24:34.921


I figured I'd put some attention on you, since I've been called fat all night, jesus.01:24:34.921 --> 01:24:37.546


I think I'm having a heart attack Again.01:24:37.546 --> 01:24:39.189


It's because you're fat.01:24:40.671 --> 01:24:41.532


Shut up Kevin.01:24:41.631 --> 01:24:43.434


You know you survive a stroke.01:24:43.434 --> 01:24:44.975


Dick On air.01:24:45.296 --> 01:24:54.996


Yeah, come back the next week and do it Actually actually, coincidentally, Austin went downstairs and peed on him and I was like, ah, ah, ah.01:24:54.996 --> 01:24:56.128


He came upstairs and I got pissed on him.01:24:56.128 --> 01:24:56.972


He didn't really move much.01:24:56.972 --> 01:24:58.371


I feel like Corky from 8 is enough.01:24:59.432 --> 01:25:00.295


Oh, sorry Wow.01:25:04.090 --> 01:25:07.395


I don't think you're fucking old enough to make that reference, man, why?01:25:07.636 --> 01:25:10.034


I think this episode is now entitled Corky.01:25:11.238 --> 01:25:12.681


Now Shane Gillis is going to hate us now.01:25:12.681 --> 01:25:14.112


Fuck Shane Gillis.01:25:14.112 --> 01:25:14.095


I love Shane he.01:25:14.095 --> 01:25:15.086


Now shane gillis is gonna hate us now because we're making fun.01:25:15.086 --> 01:25:15.328


Fuck shane gillis too.01:25:15.328 --> 01:25:15.971


I love shane.01:25:15.971 --> 01:25:17.377


He's fun he is fun.01:25:17.396 --> 01:25:17.939


He is great.01:25:17.939 --> 01:25:22.737


If he doesn't like what we do, fuck him no, he don't care, dude.01:25:24.435 --> 01:25:24.837


What was it?01:25:24.837 --> 01:25:35.798


His saturday night live special, he said the first person that contacted him was kid rock you've done something really wrong when he's like the first thing.01:25:35.798 --> 01:25:37.109


He's like how do you think you did?01:25:37.109 --> 01:25:41.237


And he's like you know, when he asked you that, he's like fuck, did I fuck up?01:25:43.155 --> 01:25:46.127


You got a question why Kid Rock's the first one blowing up your phone in the first?01:25:46.148 --> 01:25:46.289


place.01:25:46.289 --> 01:25:50.810


The fact that he said retard and then started talking about all of his down syndrome Family.01:25:50.810 --> 01:25:57.780


Some of the other skits that he did Like totally pushed the envelope from normalcy.01:25:57.780 --> 01:25:59.895


What Saturday night live does my?01:25:59.895 --> 01:26:04.219


Just because they've been, they've been what they've been down the gutters for how long.01:26:04.289 --> 01:26:07.860


but none of it was anything he had never done before.01:26:07.921 --> 01:26:18.020


No, exactly, you know, it was all old material that he and I thoroughly enjoyed, because I used to love watching Saturday night live, growing up to where it was where I couldn't watch it anymore.01:26:18.020 --> 01:26:22.859


It was horrible, and they did a complete 180 by bringing him back after they fired him.01:26:23.931 --> 01:26:30.363


So I was at my friend Ray's for St Patrick's Day and he just had his backyard done.01:26:30.363 --> 01:26:34.081


Fucking beautiful fucking big ass patio and outdoor bar.01:26:34.390 --> 01:26:36.185


Like beautiful fucking big ass patio and outdoor bar like beautiful fucking setup.01:26:36.185 --> 01:26:40.789


Wait, kenny just said texas toast bacon cheeseburger.01:26:40.789 --> 01:26:46.984


Okay, rookie, what are you adding on that there, kinger?01:26:48.268 --> 01:26:49.250


probably mayo and ketchup.01:26:49.250 --> 01:27:00.195


So we're at this party and, fuck d, I start getting fucking banged up like I normally do, because that's my role yeah, sure man.01:27:00.195 --> 01:27:09.078


So there's a bunch of people, non fraternity brother around and I say really loud in front of everybody I'm bringing back the words retard and faggot.01:27:09.078 --> 01:27:12.898


And it was like the needle came off the record man.01:27:12.898 --> 01:27:15.057


People were not ready for it.01:27:15.057 --> 01:27:18.109


And it was like the needle came off the record man, people were not ready for it.01:27:21.211 --> 01:27:25.162


I am proud of you for taking a stand Faggot.01:27:25.162 --> 01:27:30.354


It's a long applause.01:27:30.354 --> 01:27:31.198


They're still going.01:27:32.511 --> 01:27:36.438


I deserve that Big Bowling, god're still going.01:27:36.457 --> 01:27:37.259


I deserve that.01:27:37.298 --> 01:27:37.460


Big.01:27:37.479 --> 01:27:37.720


Bowling.01:27:37.720 --> 01:27:40.185


God damn, yeah, what was the other word?01:27:40.185 --> 01:27:44.176


That was all night man, jesus.01:27:44.176 --> 01:27:47.877


No, I totally agree.01:27:47.877 --> 01:27:50.373


I was telling him earlier.01:27:50.373 --> 01:27:53.381


I was watching a scene from Rescue Me.01:27:54.912 --> 01:27:55.293


Oh, Dennis Leary.01:27:55.293 --> 01:27:55.896


It was Dennis Leary.01:27:55.917 --> 01:27:56.078


Yeah, him.01:27:56.078 --> 01:27:57.103


Earlier I was watching a um, a scene from rescue me.01:27:57.103 --> 01:28:00.614


Oh, dennis leary, yeah, and he was taking like the sensitivity training with all the other guys.01:28:00.614 --> 01:28:02.720


Oh, that must have been phenomenal, dude.01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:04.431


I'm listening to it.01:28:04.431 --> 01:28:09.649


I'm like this would never fucking be played right now, because he starts.01:28:09.649 --> 01:28:13.479


He starts saying chinking and gook about chinese people.01:28:13.479 --> 01:28:18.356


He he's like hey, you know, the chink is riding down on his bicycle with fucking 10 pounds of Chinese food with him.01:28:18.356 --> 01:28:19.974


And then the Spanish dude.01:28:19.974 --> 01:28:21.338


He's like I don't get it.01:28:21.338 --> 01:28:24.340


He's like everybody else has four racial slurs and they only call me a spic.01:28:24.340 --> 01:28:28.256


And then, dude, it was fucking nuts.01:28:28.998 --> 01:28:29.761


Absolutely nuts.01:28:29.761 --> 01:28:32.139


Well, it's like blazing saddles.01:28:32.560 --> 01:28:34.761


I'm almost starting to feel like we should have brought this up in a live show.01:28:34.761 --> 01:28:35.844


You can't what.01:28:38.230 --> 01:28:40.097


Blazing saddles is a lost.01:28:40.097 --> 01:28:45.000


Oh you, that humor is lost.01:28:45.000 --> 01:28:47.175


Like I'm sorry.01:28:47.175 --> 01:28:51.278


It's funny, it is, it's funny people.01:28:51.278 --> 01:28:53.417


Do you want to see it?01:28:53.417 --> 01:28:54.100


It's jokes.01:28:54.100 --> 01:28:56.802


Oh, you're going to play it.01:28:56.944 --> 01:28:59.430


It's jokes, but in the same sense Send it straight to the fucking email.01:28:59.430 --> 01:29:01.497


We're going to play this right here.01:29:01.497 --> 01:29:03.313


We're going to get in trouble.01:29:03.313 --> 01:29:04.536


You want to get in trouble?01:29:04.536 --> 01:29:06.260


Yeah, damn, let's do it.01:29:06.260 --> 01:29:07.082


That's what we do.01:29:07.082 --> 01:29:08.636


I was trying to talk like Conor McGregor.01:29:09.974 --> 01:29:11.059


That did not fucking work out.01:29:11.059 --> 01:29:17.979


You sound like Corky again.01:29:17.979 --> 01:29:20.414


We're going to change our logo Matty Orbs and Corky.01:29:22.911 --> 01:29:24.193


We'll put a helmet on the shot glass.01:29:24.193 --> 01:29:31.503


That's just terrible.01:29:31.503 --> 01:29:32.284


I feel like Paul Thorpe.01:29:36.310 --> 01:29:39.020


He got so mad at me that I wouldn't respond to any of his messages.01:29:39.020 --> 01:29:39.854


He unfriended me on.01:29:39.875 --> 01:29:40.498


Facebook.01:29:40.860 --> 01:29:43.582


Oh really yeah because he was probably yelling out some racial slurs.01:29:43.582 --> 01:29:51.279


All right, this is what Kinger says about the bacon Irish cheddar garlic mashed on the burger.01:29:52.942 --> 01:29:53.182


No, no.01:29:53.182 --> 01:29:55.766


If I want the chipmunks pie, I go to an Irish joint.01:29:55.766 --> 01:29:56.868


I wouldn't go garlic mash On the burger?01:29:56.887 --> 01:29:57.048


No, no.01:29:57.048 --> 01:29:58.448


If I want a chip with pie, I go to an Irish joint.01:29:58.448 --> 01:30:01.738


I wouldn't go garlic mash, I would probably do like a potato pancake.01:30:02.010 --> 01:30:04.998


Like we're not talking, 3 am wasted burger.01:30:04.998 --> 01:30:07.898


No, we're talking about something people are going to pay for.01:30:08.149 --> 01:30:09.296


Yeah, like this underbelly.01:30:09.710 --> 01:30:12.779


To be honest with you, the Texas toast thing I could take or leave.01:30:12.779 --> 01:30:14.636


I don't particularly care for it, you know.01:30:14.655 --> 01:30:15.636


honest with you the texas toast thing.01:30:15.636 --> 01:30:16.197


I could take or leave.01:30:16.197 --> 01:30:16.978


I don't particularly care for it.01:30:16.978 --> 01:30:19.841


You know, it's like a brioche, it's like a grilled cheese with a burger in it.01:30:19.860 --> 01:30:27.231


Yeah, exactly anytime I made when I was living in poughkeepsie, like rider loved when I made burgers with a brioche roll but I put a ton of shit on it.01:30:27.231 --> 01:30:30.856


Yeah, oh, that's a great foundation for a burger.01:30:30.856 --> 01:30:33.881


It it is Toasty McToasterson.01:30:33.881 --> 01:30:35.203


That's why I'm fat.01:30:35.203 --> 01:30:36.605


I got it, kev.01:30:36.605 --> 01:30:39.073


I totally got it.01:30:39.073 --> 01:30:41.609


We had double burgers.01:30:41.609 --> 01:30:45.502


Any fans out there who know of a good cardiologist?01:30:45.502 --> 01:30:47.614


We had triple cheese double burgers.01:30:47.614 --> 01:30:48.479


They were great.01:30:48.479 --> 01:30:54.698


Triple cheese double fat.01:30:56.231 --> 01:30:57.655


I also have a triple cheeseburger.01:30:57.655 --> 01:30:58.719


I'm getting a hankering.01:30:58.960 --> 01:31:01.333


All right, so we're going to share this with.01:31:01.333 --> 01:31:08.259


We're going to share this right now, Okay, so everybody out there who's watching you're going to see this.01:31:08.259 --> 01:31:14.091


This is a clip from Rescue Me back in the day with Dennis Leary and a bunch of other people the day with Dennis Leary and a bunch of other people.01:31:14.091 --> 01:31:20.340


Let me know if this would actually be played right now on TV.01:31:20.340 --> 01:31:22.802


I think we're going to get canceled for this Awesome, let's go.01:31:22.802 --> 01:31:24.425


I'm with you, I'm in for it.01:31:24.425 --> 01:31:25.605


What about you there, kev?01:31:26.689 --> 01:31:28.171


We need to break it.01:31:28.171 --> 01:31:28.932


Let's do it.01:31:29.533 --> 01:31:30.855


Fucking roll film man.01:31:30.855 --> 01:31:33.559


Let's fucking go.01:31:33.559 --> 01:31:34.380


News at 11.01:31:34.380 --> 01:31:36.061


Let's go See if this works.01:31:38.364 --> 01:31:38.905


Can I take it?01:31:38.905 --> 01:31:39.631


It's prejudice?01:31:39.631 --> 01:31:41.658


We all think, okay, we have a hand up.01:31:41.930 --> 01:31:42.673


You think you're prejudiced?01:31:42.895 --> 01:31:44.233


Yep Against who?01:31:44.233 --> 01:31:45.753


Well, let's see Chevy Neons.01:31:45.753 --> 01:31:50.895


It costs $12,000 to buy, but have $8,000 paint jobs and nine spits inside them smoking weed, that's one thing.01:31:50.975 --> 01:31:51.658


Okay, now listen.01:31:56.050 --> 01:31:56.534


The term spic.01:31:56.534 --> 01:31:57.360


That's okay.01:31:57.360 --> 01:31:58.047


Well see, that's really not Crazy chink broads who don't know how to drive in the first place.01:31:58.047 --> 01:32:01.144


And now they've got cell phones stuck to their ears while they're doing 65 miles an hour down 6th Avenue.01:32:01.144 --> 01:32:05.596


Got crazy chinks on bikes with 10 pounds of Chinese food strapped to the handlebars.01:32:06.291 --> 01:32:09.671


See the word chink is what I like to call a problem word.01:32:09.671 --> 01:32:13.136


If I were a chink, I'd rather be called a chink than a gook.01:32:13.315 --> 01:32:14.657


Okay, now hold on, listen to me please.01:32:14.657 --> 01:32:21.965


Chinese people would not like to be called gook or chink, or pan face or zipper head.01:32:22.284 --> 01:32:23.086


See, that's another thing.01:32:23.086 --> 01:32:23.926


What about for the Ricans?01:32:23.926 --> 01:32:25.453


We get shafted, even when it comes to races.01:32:25.453 --> 01:32:27.559


Chink's got what Like four ethnic slurs.01:32:27.559 --> 01:32:28.621


We get one Spick.01:32:28.621 --> 01:32:29.103


That's it.01:32:29.103 --> 01:32:36.313


The Irish, they got Mick Patty Donkey.01:32:36.313 --> 01:32:37.595


Italians, they got Guinea Wap Dago, yeah, spaghetti.01:32:37.636 --> 01:32:39.280


Bender Ah, Spaghetti Bender went out of style during Cedantro's first match.01:32:39.280 --> 01:32:40.002


Get even Greaseball, yeah, greaseball.01:32:40.023 --> 01:32:40.463


There you have it.01:32:40.463 --> 01:32:41.445


That's four, that's right.01:32:41.445 --> 01:32:41.787


You know what?01:32:41.787 --> 01:32:44.375


Same thing with the Jews, right he Pike, jew Boy Benny.01:32:44.796 --> 01:32:52.198


Shylock, that's book, giant car baby.01:32:52.198 --> 01:32:53.100


It's endless.01:32:53.100 --> 01:32:54.601


Totally unfair yeah.01:32:54.902 --> 01:32:56.002


How long ago was this show out?01:32:56.002 --> 01:32:56.804


This was on FX.01:32:56.804 --> 01:33:04.974


Yeah, what Are you kidding me?01:33:04.974 --> 01:33:14.052


Like how long ago that show wasn't out that long ago First matter of fact that was one of my favorite TV shows of all time, Personally.01:33:14.094 --> 01:33:16.208


I thought that was an early episode of Take a Deep Show for a second.01:33:16.730 --> 01:33:19.900


We were just testing the waters right there and see if we get canceled or not.01:33:19.900 --> 01:33:22.618


There's a couple he forgot.01:33:24.474 --> 01:33:26.100


I guess you can only go so far.01:33:27.190 --> 01:33:30.039


Listen, unless you want to make another table buddy.01:33:30.789 --> 01:33:32.015


Holy shit man.01:33:32.430 --> 01:33:36.672


We're going to zip it, we're going to keep that quiet.01:33:36.672 --> 01:33:37.858


How does that sound?01:33:37.858 --> 01:33:49.194


See, I miss shit like that, because now, if you think, any of the movies that came out in the past would not even be able to get released today.01:33:49.591 --> 01:33:51.078


Well, the Little Rascals?01:33:51.078 --> 01:33:54.655


They don't play the Little Rascals anywhere, it's the White Spot.01:33:54.676 --> 01:33:57.086


What'd you just say, what?01:33:57.086 --> 01:33:58.109


What'd you just say what?01:33:58.109 --> 01:34:00.914


What'd you just say I don't.01:34:02.079 --> 01:34:02.887


You said Snow.01:34:02.948 --> 01:34:04.274


White, I think I just sneezed.01:34:11.030 --> 01:34:16.422


Ladies and gentlemen, it is March 22nd, 1024 pm.01:34:16.422 --> 01:34:22.136


Is this a conspiracy theory when the fuck did that come from?01:34:22.810 --> 01:34:24.435


Was that the New Age Disney thing?01:34:24.975 --> 01:34:27.002


Yeah, yeah, man Right.01:34:29.711 --> 01:34:30.474


Let's find out.01:34:30.474 --> 01:34:31.497


Breaking news.01:34:31.497 --> 01:34:40.814


Breaking news Disney just announced or Kevv either way, I think kev's boots on the grounds in disney.01:34:40.814 --> 01:34:43.059


I think it was disney first, so you got it from disney.01:34:43.059 --> 01:34:48.936


It's uh, snow white's black well, so is ariel.01:34:49.056 --> 01:34:53.304


And like isn't everything disney black now yeah, it's well.01:34:53.704 --> 01:34:54.685


Are the dwarves black?01:34:55.426 --> 01:34:59.679


no, no, no the dwarves they're not dwarves anymore they're not dwarves, they are what's the?01:34:59.698 --> 01:35:03.310


title they use story shot oh no, he not know this.01:35:03.411 --> 01:35:04.192


I don't think he knows this.01:35:04.192 --> 01:35:08.756


Oh god, all the dwarves were replaced by little people.01:35:09.257 --> 01:35:16.358


No, lbgq, lbgq yeah, yeah, yeah, versions of them.01:35:16.358 --> 01:35:19.198


Yeah, you don't know that dude.01:35:19.198 --> 01:35:23.578


Oh god, come on, man like, how old is this dude?01:35:28.948 --> 01:35:30.233


like fucking really.01:35:31.015 --> 01:35:32.292


Yeah, like, like.01:35:32.292 --> 01:35:34.752


First you're looking at me like you're all judgmental.01:35:34.752 --> 01:35:37.318


Now you're looking at me like you're all judgmental.01:35:37.318 --> 01:35:40.586


Now you're looking at me like what, like, really Like yeah, yeah.01:35:41.310 --> 01:36:08.318


In July 2023, footage of the production from Berkshire revealed that the depiction of the seven dwarves have been reimagined for the film, consisting of only one actor with with dwarfism, along with six other non-dwarf actors of varying ethnicity, six males, one he peering the dwarf.01:36:08.318 --> 01:36:08.979


Like what the?01:36:18.511 --> 01:36:18.814


fuck.01:36:18.814 --> 01:36:20.693


Can you wait for the ending, please?01:36:20.693 --> 01:36:22.212


God damn it, man.01:36:22.311 --> 01:36:49.823


You ruined every movie like just listen to the facts bro it said after initially denying reports that these images depicted the actual film production, Disney later confirmed that they did indeed depict the production, the stand-in actors substituting for the leads, the already confirmed actor Martin Kleba not appearing in said footage.01:36:49.823 --> 01:36:52.759


The decision is to reimagine the characters.01:36:55.572 --> 01:36:59.442


I can't believe you didn't know this man why?01:36:59.970 --> 01:37:04.539


As well as potentially taking away acting opportunities from the dwarfism community.01:37:05.582 --> 01:37:05.863


Why?01:37:05.863 --> 01:37:07.837


What was wrong with the fucking story?01:37:07.837 --> 01:37:11.118


Our parents grew up with the fucking story.01:37:11.118 --> 01:37:12.796


We grew up with the fucking story.01:37:13.992 --> 01:37:15.555


You're like canceling yourself out.01:37:15.555 --> 01:37:16.378


Stop yelling.01:37:16.619 --> 01:37:16.720


Why.01:37:19.631 --> 01:37:26.373


I think it was from the rumor of the gang raping the dwarves gave Cinderella back in the day, or Snow White.01:37:26.395 --> 01:37:28.233


whatever, it was a big orgy.01:37:28.233 --> 01:37:29.518


She dressed provocatively.01:37:30.510 --> 01:37:31.534


Yeah maybe the wind blew.01:37:31.534 --> 01:37:33.636


Probably was Snow White man.01:37:33.636 --> 01:37:35.914


Same difference Like she wasn't dressed.01:37:35.935 --> 01:37:37.800


She's definitely no Jessica Rabbit.01:37:37.800 --> 01:37:40.252


Oh no, definitely not.01:37:40.252 --> 01:37:50.496


No, that's why I'm fat Fucking Jessica Rabbit, that bitch, yeah, can you imagine that Was?01:37:50.576 --> 01:37:51.298


she feeding you.01:37:53.051 --> 01:37:53.512


I have no words.01:37:53.512 --> 01:37:54.938


A little suckle from her breasts.01:37:54.938 --> 01:37:57.573


Did you say suckle?01:37:57.573 --> 01:37:59.118


Yeah, Nice.01:37:59.118 --> 01:37:59.921


Anyway.01:38:02.011 --> 01:38:05.661


Would you actually go for milk or breast milk?01:38:05.661 --> 01:38:08.676


Yeah, like you really, you're drinking breast milk.01:38:08.697 --> 01:38:10.742


I don't think I can.01:38:10.742 --> 01:38:14.096


Don't use the word suckle, then Do like a shot of it.01:38:14.096 --> 01:38:15.740


Like a shot Can we put?01:38:15.740 --> 01:38:18.456


Like Like you watch lactation porn.01:38:18.475 --> 01:38:19.198


Where are you going?01:38:20.211 --> 01:38:21.194


I'm going to pee.01:38:21.836 --> 01:38:22.779


He's going to look for snow.01:38:22.779 --> 01:38:24.136


Well, we could probably call it quits.01:38:24.136 --> 01:38:25.555


Anyways, we're an hour and 40 in.01:38:27.135 --> 01:38:28.850


Can we trim this down to like 15 minutes?01:38:28.989 --> 01:38:31.295


No, we're going to release all this and get canceled right away.01:38:31.295 --> 01:38:44.591


All right then, I don't care, follow me, we'll solve our production problem we will no longer need to hire a producer problem solved done uh, fuck, but now it's it's.01:38:45.132 --> 01:39:02.496


You know, all you see now is is uh, it's like everybody's apologizing or stepping on eggshells, afraid to say shit and worried about you know reaction you're going to get from certain people, certain groups and whatnot.01:39:02.496 --> 01:39:05.301


Fuck man People.01:39:05.301 --> 01:39:06.023


It's crazy.01:39:06.023 --> 01:39:07.454


Do you see what Scotland's doing?01:39:07.454 --> 01:39:15.943


No, scotland is actually arresting comics for hate speech.01:39:15.943 --> 01:39:25.199


Some guy served a year for one of his bits.01:39:25.300 --> 01:39:26.844


For one of his jokes, one of his bits.01:39:26.844 --> 01:39:33.556


So you can't tell jokes anymore in the world, dude, that's our only, I think, our only safe haven.01:39:33.556 --> 01:39:36.663


Well, you know what Scotland All they have is Braveheart.01:39:36.663 --> 01:39:41.978


I guess I get why they're pissed Well he was Scottish.01:39:41.997 --> 01:39:43.060


Yeah, well, no, was he?01:39:43.989 --> 01:39:44.431


Kev was.01:39:44.613 --> 01:39:45.034


Braveheart.01:39:45.055 --> 01:39:45.355


Scottish.01:39:46.229 --> 01:39:48.280


Was William Wallace, scottish.01:39:48.502 --> 01:39:48.703


Yeah.01:39:49.345 --> 01:39:49.788


Okay.01:39:49.828 --> 01:39:51.435


Okay, yeah, they were fighting the English.01:39:52.337 --> 01:39:55.418


I know he caused a whole war because they killed his woman.01:39:55.418 --> 01:39:57.755


Yeah, that's my favorite movie of all time.01:39:57.755 --> 01:39:58.778


It's a great movie.01:39:58.778 --> 01:39:59.949


Great, are we?01:39:59.989 --> 01:40:02.511


still doing this.01:40:02.511 --> 01:40:03.271


Yeah, retard.01:40:03.271 --> 01:40:05.453


Okay, I didn't know, brought it back.01:40:05.453 --> 01:40:07.975


I brought it back, see that worked well it did.01:40:08.115 --> 01:40:08.735


How's your feelings?01:40:08.735 --> 01:40:10.037


They're fine, awesome.01:40:10.037 --> 01:40:11.377


They're Awesome, all right, fine.01:40:11.537 --> 01:40:14.680


See now if people can learn from our example.01:40:14.680 --> 01:40:17.021


Not retard, I said retard, retard.01:40:17.162 --> 01:40:21.404


Yeah, yes, if people can learn from our example, much better place to be living.01:40:21.765 --> 01:40:22.404


Did you know this?01:40:22.404 --> 01:40:24.926


Did you know that a comic got arrested in Scotland for hate?01:40:24.947 --> 01:40:25.067


speech.01:40:25.067 --> 01:40:26.287


Did you hear about this Scotland?01:40:26.287 --> 01:40:32.181


Scotland's arresting comics depending on if they're acts at all.01:40:32.181 --> 01:40:38.170


Cohen's is like having any type of hate speech in it or you know whatever it's jokes.01:40:38.170 --> 01:40:45.386


Some dude got like arrested for a year for his shit.01:40:45.386 --> 01:40:45.667


Who?01:40:45.688 --> 01:40:54.875


Some fucking comic actor and the fuck Meanwhile they have one of the biggest bullshit out of everything we've said tonight.01:40:54.875 --> 01:40:56.024


That's the thing you're going bullshit.01:40:56.043 --> 01:41:00.712


Meanwhile they host one of the biggest comedy festivals In the world.01:41:00.712 --> 01:41:01.957


I hope no one goes.01:41:03.016 --> 01:41:03.984


Scotland does.01:41:03.984 --> 01:41:07.399


Really, how are you going to host a comedy festival if you can't tell jokes?01:41:07.939 --> 01:41:08.489


That's what I'm saying.01:41:08.489 --> 01:41:12.461


You got to worry about making people laugh.01:41:12.461 --> 01:41:14.979


You know what I mean.01:41:14.979 --> 01:41:18.253


That's what you want.01:41:18.253 --> 01:41:28.056


You want to create laughter for people, get endorphins going, get people all happy and you're trying to Fuck that.01:41:28.056 --> 01:41:29.020


I will.01:41:30.612 --> 01:41:34.654


You know what we need to bring back the hell with retard and faggot Roman war helmets.01:41:34.654 --> 01:41:35.917


We need to bring back the purge.01:41:39.030 --> 01:41:40.537


Has that ever happened.01:41:41.810 --> 01:41:43.377


I would like to think it probably did.01:41:43.377 --> 01:41:45.497


I could see that actually fucking.01:41:45.497 --> 01:41:48.337


I would really like to bring it back into vogue now.01:41:48.337 --> 01:41:49.341


Into vogue.01:41:50.390 --> 01:41:53.675


You go, madonna, let's go Bring it back into vogue.01:41:53.855 --> 01:41:58.078


Wow, sorry, I didn't mean to use a word that was above you.01:41:58.810 --> 01:42:03.962


I mean, I can't remember the last time I was talking to somebody and they said Vogue, kevin.01:42:05.912 --> 01:42:09.914


I mean with that hat and jacket dude, I would think you would know what Vogue meant.01:42:09.914 --> 01:42:13.061


You know that was a reach A little bit.01:42:14.250 --> 01:42:15.234


I saw you working on that one.01:42:15.234 --> 01:42:20.359


Still a jab, don't matter whatever.01:42:20.359 --> 01:42:24.261


See who helps you up when you need to walk again.01:42:24.570 --> 01:42:25.896


I didn't hear no bell rock.01:42:25.896 --> 01:42:28.369


I don't know if that's a jacket or a tank top.01:42:28.551 --> 01:42:29.916


Hey, Tommy, I didn't hear no bell.01:42:29.916 --> 01:42:30.457


What'd you say?01:42:30.457 --> 01:42:35.640


What'd you say fuck him, I'm gonna pee on your bed tonight.01:42:37.149 --> 01:42:39.396


That would be fantastic if you went upstairs and pissed on your dog bed.01:42:39.396 --> 01:42:39.677


What the fuck?01:42:39.677 --> 01:42:40.661


I'm sorry.01:42:40.909 --> 01:42:41.954


Pissed on your dog bed.01:42:41.954 --> 01:42:49.881


My feelings have been hurt and I got no idea where the bathroom is Like no offense, bro, I'd kill you, I would Come on.01:42:49.881 --> 01:42:54.056


Come on, how funny would it be if I ran upstairs, I peed on the dog bed and now I woke up?01:42:54.056 --> 01:42:57.082


At least I wouldn't be fat anymore after that, Kev, you would.01:42:57.082 --> 01:42:58.024


You'd just be fat and dead.01:42:58.470 --> 01:43:00.337


Actually, I would blow up with gases.01:43:00.337 --> 01:43:01.479


You'd still be fat.01:43:01.479 --> 01:43:04.920


Every day you would be less fat, wow.01:43:06.350 --> 01:43:07.936


I don't even know where to go with this.01:43:07.936 --> 01:43:08.760


It's awful.01:43:12.631 --> 01:43:13.617


What music do you want to end with?01:43:13.617 --> 01:43:17.094


I think we don't need another hero again.01:43:17.293 --> 01:43:27.373


I'm gonna play that, that logic song, the suicide hotline one you guys maybe want to like zoom next week for yes, for the episode.01:43:27.373 --> 01:43:29.595


It's his schedule.01:43:29.595 --> 01:43:31.073


Oh gee, I'm sorry.01:43:31.073 --> 01:43:37.621


No, it's not a bad thing, it's called, it's him, it's his, it's because he's because he's doing regular family things.01:43:38.430 --> 01:43:40.157


He's the one that's fucking this up all the time.01:43:40.157 --> 01:43:40.819


No, no.01:43:42.293 --> 01:43:47.296


See, I could call in, I could Zoom, don't poke the bear.01:43:47.717 --> 01:43:48.720


Now you're calling.01:43:53.792 --> 01:43:55.597


I don't even know if Kevin knows what zoom is.01:43:56.551 --> 01:43:58.275


It amazes me that he figures that out.01:43:58.395 --> 01:43:59.921


I mean, yeah, it's come close.01:44:02.091 --> 01:44:05.100


I could figure it out, as long as he doesn't send it Like.01:44:05.100 --> 01:44:07.935


I don't know what happens when he sends it Like it doesn't work.01:44:08.015 --> 01:44:13.233


Right, I send it to your email it works for me Right, like right or wrong, it never works.01:44:13.233 --> 01:44:14.216


It works for me, right.01:44:14.235 --> 01:44:15.217


Like right or wrong, it never works.01:44:15.217 --> 01:44:15.538


It works for me.01:44:15.538 --> 01:44:18.386


Yeah, I'll have to tell you that's right.01:44:18.386 --> 01:44:22.020


Maybe you should take a whack at the microphones.01:44:24.332 --> 01:44:25.376


You know you take a whack, Kevin.01:44:25.376 --> 01:44:29.235


You know you can take a whack of your fucking face.01:44:29.235 --> 01:44:35.440


I can't wait for this next show because you are going to catch the wrath Something fierce.01:44:35.881 --> 01:44:36.103


Me.01:44:36.103 --> 01:44:39.158


Yeah, you Go get the fuck out of here, why, seriously?01:44:39.179 --> 01:44:39.319


Why?01:44:39.319 --> 01:44:41.537


Because I'm going to make myself look like.01:44:41.750 --> 01:44:42.854


When we put this one out.01:44:42.854 --> 01:44:44.279


I want you to listen to it.01:44:44.279 --> 01:44:49.359


You've been very on the forefront.01:44:49.949 --> 01:44:51.938


Oh, what did you think of Candace Owens getting fired?01:44:51.938 --> 01:44:56.974


Fired from what Daily Wire Because she got into?01:44:56.974 --> 01:44:58.596


What did you think of Candace Owens getting fired?01:44:58.596 --> 01:44:58.976


Fired from?01:44:58.997 --> 01:44:59.398


what Daily Wire?01:44:59.398 --> 01:45:01.341


Because she got into an argument with Ben Shapiro.01:45:01.360 --> 01:45:04.305


Oh really, she got fired Like I don't care, I understand, you know.01:45:04.345 --> 01:45:09.649


Like Sorry, cool guy.01:45:12.235 --> 01:45:13.059


I don't care.01:45:13.059 --> 01:45:13.659


I don't care Honestly.01:45:16.511 --> 01:45:16.994


I'm on my popcorn break.01:45:16.994 --> 01:45:18.605


Does he have a poster of Candace Owens in the?01:45:18.747 --> 01:45:19.109


room or something.01:45:19.109 --> 01:45:25.752


I'm sure her being fired From the Daily Wire is not going to get her Silenced, so I don't really feel bad For her.01:45:25.752 --> 01:45:30.115


Or you know, like I don't know, like how am I supposed to feel?01:45:30.115 --> 01:45:30.798


Like, what'd you do?01:45:30.798 --> 01:45:31.621


Like, what'd you say?01:45:33.134 --> 01:45:39.417


She was using some fucking terms about rabbis, like anti-Semite sort of stuff, I guess, so I didn't get the full detail of it.01:45:39.970 --> 01:45:41.274


So Ben Shapiro went all bitch.01:45:41.274 --> 01:45:44.023


I like Ben, he's funny.01:45:44.063 --> 01:45:45.327


I don't know he's funny.01:45:45.327 --> 01:45:47.014


I don't know if I like Ben.01:45:47.014 --> 01:45:47.978


He's smart.01:45:47.978 --> 01:45:48.619


You ever see him.01:45:48.619 --> 01:45:49.752


I'll give him that.01:45:49.752 --> 01:45:50.131


Did you see?01:45:50.152 --> 01:45:52.896


him review the comedy stand-ups.01:45:52.896 --> 01:45:54.118


I don't think he's funny.01:45:54.118 --> 01:45:56.543


Oh, those are funny.01:45:56.543 --> 01:45:57.585


You got to watch that.01:45:57.585 --> 01:45:59.894


I don't know about that man.01:45:59.894 --> 01:46:01.600


When he had Shane Gillis he was like reviewing it.01:46:02.029 --> 01:46:05.275


While I will watch him on occasion, he's probably my least favorite.01:46:05.275 --> 01:46:07.820


Yeah, yeah, fat guy we.01:46:08.061 --> 01:46:09.463


What, what, huh?01:46:09.463 --> 01:46:13.395


That's why we share dreidels every weekend.01:46:13.395 --> 01:46:15.139


Made, that's why we share dreidels every weekend.01:46:15.139 --> 01:46:16.140


Made them out of clay.01:46:16.140 --> 01:46:17.484


Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.01:46:17.484 --> 01:46:19.306


I am so fat.01:46:19.306 --> 01:46:22.809


Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I just want a pretzel and a dreidel.01:46:22.809 --> 01:46:25.177


I want to fit in a hat.01:46:25.177 --> 01:46:26.914


Why is there no cheese in a dreidel?01:46:26.914 --> 01:46:27.958


Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.01:46:27.958 --> 01:46:29.856


How come you are not food?01:46:29.856 --> 01:46:33.913


Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I just want to eat you.01:46:33.934 --> 01:46:35.917


Pat, I just want to eat you.01:46:35.917 --> 01:46:36.699


You want to go to McDonald's?01:46:36.699 --> 01:46:37.421


Get a double quarter.01:46:37.421 --> 01:46:41.100


Let's go With Big Mac sauce.01:46:42.012 --> 01:46:42.855


Do they still have the?01:46:42.895 --> 01:46:44.100


double Big Mac they do.01:46:44.100 --> 01:46:46.417


I can't eat it.01:46:46.417 --> 01:46:47.319


I've yet to have it.01:46:48.675 --> 01:46:52.470


A couple weeks ago I had a Big Mac Because I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time.01:46:52.550 --> 01:46:56.612


I love a Big Mac, it's so messy Really.01:46:56.792 --> 01:47:01.073


Yeah, I didn't have the double Big Mac, I had a regular Big Mac, a regular Big Mac's messy.01:47:01.335 --> 01:47:02.773


Yes, the double Big Mac.01:47:02.773 --> 01:47:03.716


I couldn't finish it.01:47:03.716 --> 01:47:07.056


What I had to give it to my son?01:47:07.077 --> 01:47:10.337


Get the fuck out of here, bro, this guy never says no to food.01:47:13.618 --> 01:47:14.099


Look at this guy.01:47:16.109 --> 01:47:18.878


I need the scenario to where you, you rolled up on a double big mac.01:47:18.918 --> 01:47:23.515


You need to tell, you need to pump your brakes, tom Hanks, from fucking Philadelphia right now.01:47:23.515 --> 01:47:27.979


Whoa what If you're going to pick on a fellow fat man?01:47:27.979 --> 01:47:31.180


Us fat men are going to stick together.01:47:31.180 --> 01:47:33.092


High five.01:47:33.092 --> 01:47:41.030


Philadelphia.01:47:41.891 --> 01:47:42.412


That's good, bruce.01:47:42.412 --> 01:47:43.734


Oh look you fucking.01:47:43.734 --> 01:47:44.556


You offended him.01:47:44.596 --> 01:47:49.243


See, oh, I offended you Like what I called you, tom Hanks from Philadelphia.01:47:52.556 --> 01:47:53.981


Like you got AIDS.01:47:54.770 --> 01:47:58.582


Like why Did you see Tom Hanks?01:47:58.601 --> 01:47:58.969


in Philadelphia.01:47:58.969 --> 01:48:02.979


Yeah, something I need to worry about.01:48:02.979 --> 01:48:05.793


Guys Like what are we talking about?01:48:05.793 --> 01:48:06.997


I guess I have shit to worry about too.01:48:06.997 --> 01:48:09.777


Well, I mean concerns, yeah.01:48:10.069 --> 01:48:13.318


Well, that's why we're trying to do double Big Macs, yeah.01:48:14.661 --> 01:48:15.342


We are paid.01:48:15.342 --> 01:48:19.020


I feel like one here that should eat one.01:48:20.329 --> 01:48:22.454


Well, most AIDS victims need that.01:48:22.454 --> 01:48:25.320


You need some food, you need the protein Jesus.01:48:25.341 --> 01:48:25.520


Christ.01:48:25.801 --> 01:48:27.265


Philadelphia.01:48:28.150 --> 01:48:32.751


I thought Magic Johnson ended AIDS, what, what?01:48:32.971 --> 01:48:34.881


the fuck kind of comment is Magic Johnson?01:48:34.881 --> 01:48:35.586


It's like herpes.01:48:35.586 --> 01:48:36.430


You don't go magic.01:48:36.430 --> 01:48:40.259


Johnson just made the three and the days, bro magic johnson got eight.01:48:40.259 --> 01:48:41.141


He just made it yo.01:48:41.162 --> 01:48:48.128


He just made a floater like 1989, man like, like he's good, you know like haven't we like, conquered this?01:48:48.149 --> 01:48:49.431


of course magic had millions.01:48:49.511 --> 01:49:12.619


You can get a lot of fucking drugs oh, you mean money buys health and, yes, prosperity and stuff like that anyone who said money doesn't buy happiness never had any very true, man, very true, I concur you playing uh philadelphia by bruce streets of philadelphia, streets of Philadelphia.01:49:12.619 --> 01:49:15.582


It's sort of an upbeat fucking tempo.01:49:15.943 --> 01:49:18.765


Not anymore AIDS.01:49:18.765 --> 01:49:20.186


Right, you got them.01:49:20.186 --> 01:49:25.757


Oh, you're dying Tom Hanks, you're dying bitch, you're dying AIDS.01:49:26.779 --> 01:49:27.863


Oh fuck, You're dying.01:49:27.863 --> 01:49:33.695


Oh, you got that shit.01:49:33.695 --> 01:49:36.554


Oh you did, You're dead, bro.01:49:36.594 --> 01:49:49.313


You did I think for our next show we're going to start drinking around six, no, and we're going to jump on it like eight and we're just going to go to like midnight, as long as we follow a fucking formula Like we're doing now.01:49:52.742 --> 01:49:53.930


All right, it's time to call him fat.01:49:53.930 --> 01:49:55.814


It's fat time.01:49:55.814 --> 01:49:56.896


It's fat time.01:49:56.896 --> 01:49:57.698


It's your dick.01:49:57.698 --> 01:50:01.784


What Philadelphia.01:50:01.784 --> 01:50:04.076


I loved you in that movie, tom.01:50:06.711 --> 01:50:08.096


Did anyone ever tell you you look like Tom Hanks?01:50:09.770 --> 01:50:11.195


More than Ben Affleck or fucking.01:50:11.729 --> 01:50:13.524


I've gotten Denzel before and Ben Affleck are fucking.01:50:13.524 --> 01:50:16.210


I've gotten Denzel before.01:50:20.451 --> 01:50:29.435


Ladies and gentlemen, that's where we're going to end the show, because that's blasphemy and that shit just does not roll in this studio.01:50:29.435 --> 01:50:31.895


Denzel, what?01:50:33.118 --> 01:50:33.680


From Glory.01:50:33.680 --> 01:50:35.913


Oh, you're saying Philadelphia, right?01:50:37.356 --> 01:50:39.962


Yeah, but Tom Hanks, yeah, you're Tom Hanks, ro.01:50:40.363 --> 01:50:40.823


Oh, oh.01:50:41.490 --> 01:50:42.936


I don't know how the hell you mixed that up.01:50:43.109 --> 01:50:44.534


Denzel was in there too, right.01:50:44.595 --> 01:50:46.734


Yeah, yeah, but Denzel didn't have the.01:50:46.835 --> 01:50:46.996


AIDS.01:50:47.911 --> 01:50:51.831


You're talking, denzel, philadelphia I said Tom Hanks, you're talking, tom Hanks.01:50:51.831 --> 01:50:56.756


I thought that was 13 times I was thinking something totally different, sorry, sorry.01:50:56.756 --> 01:50:57.676


Oh yes.01:50:59.458 --> 01:51:01.381


Sorry, sorry.01:51:06.810 --> 01:51:09.337


We may have to take another week off from the show after this.01:51:10.520 --> 01:51:12.671


Sorry, who sang this song.01:51:12.671 --> 01:51:14.796


It's the End of the World as we Know.01:51:14.796 --> 01:51:15.778


It REM.01:51:15.778 --> 01:51:18.323


There's another.01:51:18.762 --> 01:51:19.323


The singer.01:51:21.934 --> 01:51:26.162


That, or who's that DJ Moby Moby.01:51:27.851 --> 01:51:29.537


Moby Dick Wasn't Callan.01:51:31.511 --> 01:51:34.375


Another one Not happening?01:51:34.375 --> 01:51:36.775


No way, no, how.01:51:36.775 --> 01:51:37.918


Who's this guy?01:51:37.918 --> 01:51:39.814


King of dying nuts?01:51:39.814 --> 01:51:43.296


All right, that's time for us to go.01:51:43.296 --> 01:51:46.155


Oh my God, what time is it?01:51:46.155 --> 01:51:47.279


Look at this guy.01:51:50.411 --> 01:51:52.497


Someone put a bullet in the chamber 10-41.01:51:52.497 --> 01:51:59.215


Okay, well, hey, the new cameras were great.01:51:59.215 --> 01:52:00.099


Hey, put the chair there.01:52:00.099 --> 01:52:04.475


I like the bourbon barrel in the corner Right.01:52:04.475 --> 01:52:05.157


That's a nice thing.01:52:05.157 --> 01:52:06.957


It's been the best thing about tonight so far.01:52:09.077 --> 01:52:09.217


Yeah.01:52:09.475 --> 01:52:10.250


I love the positivity.01:52:10.250 --> 01:52:12.939


I love it.01:52:12.939 --> 01:52:14.856


Best night of the night so far.01:52:14.856 --> 01:52:18.159


Best thing of the night so far Is just the fat shaming that's been going on.01:52:18.159 --> 01:52:25.319


I cannot wait to go to sleep and roll over like a fucking walrus and get a cramp.01:52:25.319 --> 01:52:28.244


Ah, ah, God, I didn't even move.01:52:28.649 --> 01:52:34.023


Don't forget to wake up and throw up and then go back to bed after your double big back.01:52:36.851 --> 01:52:38.974


You know we do a little bulimia, no, but you know intermittent bulimia.01:52:39.055 --> 01:52:41.516


Like listen, yeah, then I'm gonna get a throat cancer.01:52:41.516 --> 01:52:43.957


It's not that bad as though you know.01:52:43.978 --> 01:52:49.992


Like he's fat and he's dying of throat cancer because he's a fat bulimic no dude, we'll let you know all the AIDS like.01:52:50.333 --> 01:52:50.654


Honestly.01:52:50.654 --> 01:52:53.798


Thanks, tom, you take a solid month.01:52:53.798 --> 01:52:55.996


You hit that fucking bul.01:52:55.996 --> 01:52:58.101


Plenty of slim down real fast.01:53:01.591 --> 01:53:04.841


I'm not going to take any type of fucking health advice from you, pal.01:53:05.610 --> 01:53:08.500


I was just thinking like, after you're done throwing up like aren't you hungry again?01:53:08.500 --> 01:53:11.354


Yeah, aren't you going to eat some more Might as well, double up.01:53:14.470 --> 01:53:15.552


Dollar menu.01:53:15.552 --> 01:53:16.756


Let's go.01:53:16.756 --> 01:53:18.902


I'm fucking starving right now.01:53:18.902 --> 01:53:20.252


To be honest with you, I'm hungry.01:53:20.252 --> 01:53:21.255


I haven't eaten all day.01:53:21.255 --> 01:53:23.319


That's a lie.01:53:23.319 --> 01:53:25.524


No, I haven't, I swear to god.01:53:25.524 --> 01:53:33.458


I've been here all fucking day.01:53:33.458 --> 01:53:34.640


When the fuck did I eat?01:53:34.640 --> 01:53:43.279


Maybe have a pocket dog, a dressed up hot dog, in my pocket, just for that occasion.01:53:44.694 --> 01:53:45.318


When you get hungry.01:53:47.376 --> 01:53:49.715


I swear to god, I did not eat anything today, okay.01:53:49.715 --> 01:53:55.604


You didn't even toss one salad today I can go for some talent.01:53:55.604 --> 01:54:12.654


It's healthy no, jelly or syrup no the fuck do I have jelly or syrup scissor so random yeah, but you got it.01:54:12.814 --> 01:54:17.162


Yeah, I did, he didn't oh he't, he's just mad about it.01:54:17.993 --> 01:54:30.841


I don't think he did man jelly or syrup it's weird when we have to explain it, man let me know.01:54:30.841 --> 01:54:31.707


So I want to be like.01:54:31.707 --> 01:54:32.390


Is it awkward?01:54:33.292 --> 01:54:36.738


we'll tell you off air no, you will not.01:54:36.759 --> 01:54:37.119


Don't be a retard.01:54:37.119 --> 01:54:37.761


Let me know, is it awkward?01:54:37.761 --> 01:54:38.523


We'll tell you off air.01:54:38.523 --> 01:54:39.304


No, you will not.01:54:39.304 --> 01:54:40.286


Don't be a retard.01:54:40.286 --> 01:54:42.135


Don't be retarded.01:54:42.555 --> 01:54:43.157


You tell it.01:54:43.497 --> 01:54:44.962


Oh, you tell it, you're the one who says it.01:54:45.590 --> 01:54:45.971


You tell it.01:54:45.971 --> 01:54:47.417


No, he knows what I'm talking about.01:54:47.449 --> 01:54:48.555


What's jelly and syrup?01:54:48.555 --> 01:54:54.853


You don't Jelly and syrup, did I Chili?01:54:55.092 --> 01:54:58.997


and serum.01:54:58.997 --> 01:55:04.782


Isn't that weird to explain it Right, like yeah, he's taking his fucking headphones off.01:55:04.782 --> 01:55:06.224


Unbelievable, we're done here.01:55:06.243 --> 01:55:08.345


This will be, Ladies and gentlemen.01:55:08.345 --> 01:55:09.886


We have reached zero viewers.01:55:09.886 --> 01:55:11.470


Just Google it.01:55:11.470 --> 01:55:14.300


This is our last episode ever.01:55:14.701 --> 01:55:17.569


I don't even know if we should put this on Spotify.01:55:18.734 --> 01:55:21.538


We will In like nine weeks.01:55:21.750 --> 01:55:22.592


Fucking new table.01:55:22.592 --> 01:55:23.978


Man's going out on air.01:55:23.978 --> 01:55:32.042


What Jelly, what?01:55:33.243 --> 01:55:36.975


Sir, what the fuck are you talking about?01:55:37.858 --> 01:55:42.369


Oh dude, what we do in life echoes in eternity.01:55:42.390 --> 01:56:12.412


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