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Season 5

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Ever wondered what happens when you mix a cowbell, a cymbal, and a tambourine with a dash of wild humor? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs as we debut our band, featuring Kevin, Mattieand myself, and navigate the hilarities of our musical mischief. From the peculiarities of copyright in music remixes to our adventures with a cat affectionately nicknamed Agent Wonton, this episode is packed with outrageous anecdotes. We also recount the highs and lows of a recent baseball game with all the misunderstandings and friendly jabs you'd expect.

Ever thought about wrapping a dog in bacon for a bear hunt? Neither did we, until now! Join us as we humorously debate the logistics of a live bear hunt, sharing laughs about mysterious forest noises and movie references from "Tropic Thunder" to "Tommy Boy." We mix in our thoughts on bands like R.E.M. and the relatable chores of hot tub maintenance. Plus, don't miss our sports commentary on the WNBA and NBA playoffs, where race and media attention take center stage, all delivered with our signature wit and humor.

What’s the wildest thing you got up to in middle school? We revisit our mischievous days with tales of fireworks, early puberty, and memorable teachers. Listen as we face our fears of spiders and snakes, reminisce about childhood competitions, and share the chaos of being sports parents. From nostalgic tug-of-war losses to humorous reflections on modern media narratives and societal shifts, this episode promises a blend of humor, thoughtful discussions, and genuine camaraderie. Get ready for an episode filled with laughs, memories, and unpredictable fun!

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Chapters

00:05 - Debuting Band, Baseball Banter, Cartoon Porn

10:10 - Bear Hunt Banter

23:51 - Father's Day Plans and Smoker Troubles

38:56 - Sports Banter and Commentary

44:07 - Media Narratives and Food Supply Crisis

53:29 - Fantasy Leagues and Movie Recommendations

01:05:45 - Liberal Causes and Tactical Messaging

01:12:00 - Cartoons, Soccer, and Father's Day

01:19:16 - Snake Trauma and Embarrassing Tug of War

01:34:58 - Childhood Memories and Snake Phobias

01:45:51 - Bus Ride Mischief With M80s

01:54:57 - Geese, Explosives, Tug of War

02:01:08 - Fathers Day Banter and Music

Transcript
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mine's up a lot higher than yours.

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Yeah, yeah, you'd like it loud, or you need a loud, I guess I like it loud all right speaking aloud even when you're by yourself lit.

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Whatever, let's get lit.

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Are you ready?

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I think it's time all right.

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So we're gonna, we're gonna debut our, our band.

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We got kevin on the cowbell, we got maddie on the fucking cymbals, the tambourine, and I'm on skin.

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We're doing skin as per se usual.

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Yes, all right, skin on skin, here we go.

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You ready for this?

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This is fucking great Debut Father's Day.

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Go.

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Don't you fuck this up, Kevin.

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Yeah.

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Let's see how long it takes before we get kicked off.

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Can we forget about the things?

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I said when I was drunk Did the lights go down.

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I didn't call you back.

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I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me.

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Please tell me, please tell me why.

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Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?

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And uh, Echoes of Eternity.

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Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.

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Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic that I'm sorry, what a way to start the holiday.

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There's nothing that tops that.

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I'm sorry, back with a bit juice.

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We were just coming back into the music too.

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There's nothing.

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His cowbell, that was phenomenal, I mean that was spot on, thank you.

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Thank you, appreciate that I've never seen anybody happier to play with a cowbell than I did.

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Number one rated cowbell player.

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We're going to have the number one rated cowboy bell song or episode on Good.

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Pods.

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More cowbell.

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Can we play that as long as we want, because we're redoing it really, yeah, why not Like there's no copyright thing there?

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No, I don't think so, even though you're playing the original song in the background.

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Nothing to see here.

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There's nothing going on.

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Probably can't put that on YouTube.

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No, no, definitely not we were just sampling it in our song.

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Maybe we cut that.

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Can we Send that out?

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In a 30-second clip and be like can you guys remix this?

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A little TikTok maybe?

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Yeah, I think we just started something we may have just started something.

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Yes, the dogs are throwing a hissy fit.

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That's what we started.

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Is that what's going on upstairs?

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Yeah, yeah.

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There's some action.

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Shit.

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You think it's a bear.

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I hope homeless rib is okay.

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Wanton.

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We're calling her Wonton.

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It floats off the tongue a little.

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Agent Wonton Is that the official name is Wonton.

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Well.

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Agent.

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Agent Wonton.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Father's Day special of the Take a Deep Show.

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Chinese spy.

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We have a Chinese spy in Camp Thunderson.

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I guess that's better than E6.

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What, who?

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I don't want to sound more like a baseball game today.

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Yeah, what happened?

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No, no good, I heard you had a day though.

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Well, I'm not going to lie to you.

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Were you hit by a pitch?

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I'm not going to lie to you.

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Kev Matty Farben had a good day at the plate today.

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Nice, nice.

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It's good to hear yeah.

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What did you do?

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We were two for four.

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We didn't have any strikeouts.

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We did not get hit by a pitch today.

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That hurt my on-base percentage a little bit.

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Yeah, it's usually every game he gets hit by a pitch.

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You had two hits in the game.

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I did have two hits in the game.

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yes, how many hits you got this year?

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Shut up, bitch.

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There it is.

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I mean bitch, oh my god.

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There it is.

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I mean, that was a great lead-in.

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That was fucking fantastic.

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Yeah, it was good timing.

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Fucking spot on.

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Yeah, we gotta get a couple more teammates to show up to the games and get people playing in the right positions.

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I almost had to go out to right field, for God's sake.

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Ooh, I'm just in the right positions.

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I almost had to go out to right field, for God's sake.

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I'm just trying to picture that.

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Poor Darren's like yeah, I got a little vertigo.

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Do you want to go out to the outfield?

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I'm like fuck no, shocker, fuck no.

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I don't want to go out to the outfield.

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The Shocker had some vertigo going.

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Yeah, you think it was from giving out too many Shockers.

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What was that little gesture?

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What?

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was that the shocker?

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His last name's Shocker, so I call him the Shocker.

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I don't care what that is.

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You don't know what the Shocker is.

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Are you fucking serious right now?

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What?

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Really, I don't know, maybe I'm lost.

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I don't know the international sign.

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International sign for the shocker Two in the pink, one in the pink.

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Okay, I just didn't know it was called that.

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I don't know, sorry man Apparently on the sexual cartoons he watches on Amazon Prime.

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He knows everything I wasn't watching.

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He just doesn't know the shocker.

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First of all, they don't discuss what the shocker is.

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What was that?

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cartoon.

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I don't know, dude, it's whatever you were watching.

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I was watching the boys and then the boys ended.

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There we go.

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The roommates are arguing again.

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No, the boys ended and then that came on.

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You watch boys, oh boy, it's a show that you don't like.

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You're like oh, I watched it after one season.

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It's actually a good show.

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Yeah, apparently.

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I should have kept watching it.

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You should have that shit was kind of interesting, Apparently in the credits there's pornographic cartoons.

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I'm not sure if it's the credits, I think it's a show.

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There's a show, dude, I don't know what the fuck was just on Amazon Prime, but some dude was banging some chick in a hot tub Spit roast.

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She wasn't spit roasted, okay.

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And then Are you familiar with that term?

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Yeah, just checking.

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All right, rotisserie, that's it Okay.

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Yeah, all right, if you want to think of it that way it's just making sure we're all the same, it rotisserie.

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That's it.

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Okay, yeah, all right if you want to think of it that way let's just make it sure we're all the same.

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It's a little weird so the wonder writer so much so this dude's banging this chick in a cartoon from behind and then ends up getting murdered and then there was what a way to go right and then there was that other one was she hot she looked like she was yeah, jessica Rabbit, hot, so we're talking then we're watching, then we're watching Jessica Rabbit.

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Hot is hot yep, just chasing viewers away with that one.

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No, what are you talking about?

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first of all, if you're a viewer and you're, and you're getting away from that with Jessica Rabbit you're gay.

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If you tune into us regularly and we're stalking cartoon porn, there's no reason for you to leave.

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Yeah, seriously, you know what you're in for when you're missing out.

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It's tough to pick up new viewers when that happens, but we'll suck it up.

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I'm sure we can get some furry viewers.

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We're going to put you in a panda suit.

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I'm down, furry fucking head, I'm down, dude, I'm down.

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Furry fucking head, I'm down.

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But then what happened with the guy and the chick?

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And then the next morning this girl turns into a cat.

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Yeah, she had a tail and whiskers and shit.

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And then she bent over a little seductively.

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Yeah, she said I've always wanted to be a pussy.

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When she did that, when she hunched- down.

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She arched Did you hear that?

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She said that yeah, that's, when I looked at you, I was like what?

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And you were like what was that?

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I didn't know, you didn't?

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I just went with the cartoon porn position she was in.

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She's like I always wanted to be a pussy.

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And she fucking arches her back like a cat is fucking.

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It's got funny then kind of got me hard.

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There's no more squiggly lines on the spice channel.

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No, it's just straight straight.

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Uh, this shit, this shit has got the chip cartoon porn all right.

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Do you remember that?

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did you access the so player porn?

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no, no, I swear lies.

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I swear to god on that did you see on your tv before when it, when he, he deleted what he was to search for stretched milfs anime kitty cats.

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Since there's a new cat in the house, I'm like kitty cat Might as well you know Now.

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Was there anything crazy that had happened to you at all this week?

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Kev.

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Are we talking about the outside adventure?

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Yeah, is that what we're talking about?

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That sounds a little.

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Was it like that?

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No.

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What about that?

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It kind of feels like it was that's close.

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We could hear it.

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We could hear it, but we can't see it.

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I hear what it ate yeah there was something in the woods.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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What do you think it was?

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I could have been a bear um uh, if, if you were, if you know, if you were to put money on it.

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I would say bear, yeah, why?

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Just the sounds it was making.

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And when it started to move at a more than gingerly pace through the woods, it sounded like it was coming through the woods, like it was charging.

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Not charging, but just you know it was walking with a purpose.

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Yeah, yeah, did you eat mushrooms?

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No, I wish I did, though what's going on here?

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No, I'm just thinking about the noise and I'm thinking about you, like how you're going to respond to that.

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I don't have PTSD, but I'm okay, I don't know, all right, so it didn't rape me.

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You were not spit-roasted by the animal in the woods.

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Sounds like he's going to town.

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That's actually just audio from Pat taking it.

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I had to go out and get that audio for myself.

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He was in full mount on me.

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Just to let you know the shit I do for the show.

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Have we officially decided which dog we're going to wrap in bacon and leave outside to see if it's a bear?

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I said, I got that chicken.

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We have a rotiss, that chicken oh.

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You know, we have a rotisserie chicken I mean, that doesn't sound like fun.

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Scout wrapped in bacon and fucking honey.

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That's a lot of bacon.

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Dude, have you been to the store lately?

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Yeah, it's expensive, fuck it, I'll buy the bacon.

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It's like 200 bucks worth of bacon.

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Yeah, I'll buy the bacon.

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It's like 200 bucks worth of bacon yeah, it'd fit that fat bitch.

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Totally worth it.

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That would look so funny.

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I could weave like a bacon vest.

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She'd be like what is on me?

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I smell delicious and I can't eat myself Hi.

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If you had a bacon vest on.

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Would you eat yourself?

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I think Gunner would like jump out of a second story window to get it scout with the bacon.

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Oh my God.

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That would be the worst experience ever.

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And then you just honey those two up and they'll end up.

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What is this?

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Uh oh, you getting a call, uh-oh.

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Are we getting a call?

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No, no, something my sister sent me.

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Oh, all right.

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Okay, what Awkward silence.

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No, we're good, we're good, all right, everything is all right.

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Yeah, yeah, just something I could bring up to the ex-wife.

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You're driving.

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That's weird.

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Moving on.

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Bear, no bear maybe a bear Something, but I was fucking, I was scared, I fucking, I ran in the house with with lit cigarette I want to throw this.

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I want to throw this out to the listeners.

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Would you guys be interested in a live facebook, live bear bear hunt?

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yeah, I mean, who's saying no to that?

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I don't know, I think.

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I think I think kev would say no to that.

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I gotta bring firearms if we're doing that.

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I'm just saying we can't do it here.

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You know, we could do it somewhere, just not like in my yard, alright, so we have to.

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That's awkward, considering that's where the bear was.

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Yeah, was.

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I don't want it to come back.

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You know who says it ever left.

00:14:00.904 --> 00:14:02.306
They travel.

00:14:03.102 --> 00:14:04.086
Maybe it's stalking you.

00:14:04.086 --> 00:14:05.966
A bunch of fucking gypsies.

00:14:08.323 --> 00:14:08.985
Well, they get around.

00:14:09.808 --> 00:14:10.510
The bear stood up.

00:14:10.510 --> 00:14:12.285
He put his belongings in a little red handkerchief.

00:14:12.285 --> 00:14:13.148
I'm out of here.

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Stick and left.

00:14:15.841 --> 00:14:18.447
He's walking on hind foot on the railroad tracks.

00:14:18.447 --> 00:14:21.793
Come on, hey boo-boo, let's go.

00:14:21.793 --> 00:14:28.826
You know, is this the fucking bear from the Jungle Book Boo?

00:14:28.826 --> 00:14:29.347
What's his name?

00:14:29.347 --> 00:14:30.049
I don't know.

00:14:30.049 --> 00:14:33.350
I don't think that was the bear Blue.

00:14:37.328 --> 00:14:38.832
He's stuttering Fuck.

00:14:40.936 --> 00:14:49.019
I got Bear necessities, yeah, I remember that Bear.

00:14:49.019 --> 00:14:54.527
Well, you're bringing back fucking Tropic Thunder, because I watched that again.

00:14:55.383 --> 00:14:59.827
That's such a great movie, I mean dude, just say it and get it out of the way.

00:14:59.827 --> 00:15:03.558
Just get it out of the way, satan's alley.

00:15:05.105 --> 00:15:10.793
No, I know what I want to say the winner of Beijing's prestigious crying monkey award.

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Those videos at the beginning of the right if you could maybe to Tom Cruise.

00:15:17.873 --> 00:15:24.504
To Tom Cruise phone call, that's always a class, yeah yes that is a good one.

00:15:25.567 --> 00:15:25.989
So was.

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Let's see, I know this is somewhere around.

00:15:36.972 --> 00:15:37.615
There it is.

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Oh wait, wait, we call Fleming.

00:15:44.548 --> 00:15:45.371
I work with retards.

00:15:45.371 --> 00:15:45.798
I work with retards.

00:15:45.731 --> 00:15:46.562
That's something about Mary I work with retards.

00:15:46.562 --> 00:15:46.934
I work with retards.

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That's something about Mary, I work with retards.

00:15:53.811 --> 00:15:56.505
Yeah, you know A little REM in there.

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So yeah, we work with retards.

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How do you feel about that?

00:16:03.701 --> 00:16:04.625
About the REM.

00:16:04.625 --> 00:16:05.508
It's a little weird man.

00:16:06.421 --> 00:16:08.547
Yeah, that whole thing was playing the whole time because I had the music on.

00:16:08.547 --> 00:16:09.688
I'm not a big REM fan.

00:16:09.688 --> 00:16:11.013
No, no.

00:16:11.013 --> 00:16:12.807
What about the one that's in Tommy Boy?

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It's the end of the world as we know it.

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I don't particularly care for that either?

00:16:17.846 --> 00:16:19.090
No, that was a funny part of the movie.

00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:20.505
That was a funny part of the movie.

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I just part of the movie.

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I just don't.

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I don't like the song, I don't like the band.

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Fuck those guys.

00:16:32.086 --> 00:16:32.647
Why is it gonna be fuck?

00:16:32.647 --> 00:16:33.268
Those guys because, why not?

00:16:33.268 --> 00:16:33.769
I don't know who's that.

00:16:33.769 --> 00:16:35.011
Was that you?

00:16:35.011 --> 00:16:35.332
That was not me.

00:16:35.332 --> 00:16:35.974
Oh, that was you.

00:16:35.974 --> 00:16:38.318
Why are you looking at me like so?

00:16:38.318 --> 00:16:41.865
Yes, fucking creepy, what's going on over there?

00:16:41.865 --> 00:16:44.990
So so tell us your, uh, your adventures today.

00:16:46.072 --> 00:16:46.693
My adventure.

00:16:46.693 --> 00:16:50.609
Yeah, with the hot tub I was changing the fucking water, cleaning the filters.

00:16:50.609 --> 00:16:56.846
Fucking had to go get some new stuff for yeah, can we make that any more bland?

00:16:56.846 --> 00:17:03.811
Um, so I spent 500 bucks at the, at the spa place, getting salt and fucking spit roasted.

00:17:03.811 --> 00:17:07.986
Yeah, certain chemicals and whatnot had to get the cartridges.

00:17:08.279 --> 00:17:10.643
Did you have to pay or were you able to trade in sexual favors?

00:17:10.643 --> 00:17:12.109
No, I had to pay.

00:17:12.780 --> 00:17:14.545
Jerk off a bear, or something.

00:17:16.068 --> 00:17:19.506
Oh, wow, wow, I don't know that one just came out.

00:17:19.506 --> 00:17:20.609
Wow, sorry.

00:17:22.020 --> 00:17:25.268
Trying to spice this up Right.

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Too much too fast.

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We got to get a hold of Bubba Joe.

00:17:31.301 --> 00:17:39.468
Yeah, we do, I hope he wins Whoever's watching on Tuesday at 8, it's the 18th, I know that.

00:17:39.468 --> 00:17:46.412
So on June 18th on Fox, I believe, at 8 pm the game show is.

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The game show is Beat Shazam Our very own, our very own, one of our number one fans, bubba Joe Mason is going to be on the show.

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So if you're out there and you're listening, you got to give it a watch.

00:18:02.665 --> 00:18:04.586
Yeah, just two of you just write it down okay.

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Just write it down.

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I'm pumped, pumped to watch.

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He's like an encyclopedia.

00:18:09.442 --> 00:18:11.144
No, that's what I Said.

00:18:11.144 --> 00:18:12.267
The same exact thing too.

00:18:12.267 --> 00:18:18.359
And then but there's people like that are probably Crazier than him with music and shit, maybe.

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And then I see the so called score that he posted Online.

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Now am I?

00:18:24.666 --> 00:18:27.226
I'm sitting there thinking does he do that purposely?

00:18:27.226 --> 00:18:29.811
Because he's down like 4,000 points.

00:18:29.811 --> 00:18:34.582
It's an Ali-like comeback and he come back and wins, but it's supposedly.

00:18:34.582 --> 00:18:40.773
Even though you're teamed up with somebody, it's still you against them, which is weird.

00:18:40.773 --> 00:18:44.400
Okay, so you're going against two other teams.

00:18:44.480 --> 00:18:46.125
Maybe it's the lowest point, total wins.

00:18:46.125 --> 00:18:49.728
No, I'm not familiar with it.

00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:52.065
Golf beat Shazam.

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He was 4,000 under par yeah.

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So listen, as much as that motherfucker knows.

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I hope he wins.

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I'm going to be rooting him on.

00:19:03.865 --> 00:19:04.700
After the show airs.

00:19:04.700 --> 00:19:05.492
After the show airs.

00:19:05.492 --> 00:19:05.900
After the show airs.

00:19:05.900 --> 00:19:06.923
We have to have him on.

00:19:06.923 --> 00:19:08.167
He'll be on.

00:19:08.167 --> 00:19:11.990
I got to hear what it was like to meet and hang out with Jamie Foxx.

00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:13.365
To high five Jamie Foxx.

00:19:13.365 --> 00:19:15.086
One of those photos.

00:19:15.086 --> 00:19:17.786
He was mid high five, so something good happened.

00:19:18.300 --> 00:19:19.305
Somebody cloned Tyrone.

00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:22.903
Was it Jamie Foxx or was it Jamie FOXX?

00:19:23.244 --> 00:19:25.347
Did it feel real, Joe?

00:19:25.347 --> 00:19:26.148
Was it like a robot?

00:19:26.569 --> 00:19:30.174
Was it FOX squared or Jamie Foxx?

00:19:32.059 --> 00:19:32.942
Which one?

00:19:32.961 --> 00:19:33.142
was it?

00:19:33.142 --> 00:19:34.564
It'd be awesome to be on a game show.

00:19:34.564 --> 00:19:37.589
Yeah, dude, I was almost on a game show not too long ago either.

00:19:37.730 --> 00:19:39.231
I don't even want to be on a game show anymore.

00:19:39.231 --> 00:19:40.694
All the good guys are retiring.

00:19:43.539 --> 00:19:44.853
Even Pat Sajak walked away from the Wheel of Fortune this week.

00:19:44.853 --> 00:19:45.499
Yeah, dude, how many 40 years.

00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:46.883
Yeah, I mean Vanna White.

00:19:46.883 --> 00:19:49.451
She's seen better days, but she's hanging around.

00:19:50.161 --> 00:19:51.907
Is she still any good looking or no?

00:19:51.907 --> 00:19:55.045
She's got to be 70 years old.

00:19:55.045 --> 00:19:58.127
She's probably a good piece of ass at 70, though.

00:19:59.362 --> 00:20:06.707
You know what, if we can get Pat Sajak on the show, we could ask why Are they banging?

00:20:06.707 --> 00:20:07.999
Well, there had to be a reason why she was on the show.

00:20:07.999 --> 00:20:09.403
Pat, this is back before.

00:20:09.464 --> 00:20:11.567
I don't know if you're talking to Pat Sajak or if you're talking to me.

00:20:11.567 --> 00:20:17.163
When you said it.

00:20:17.163 --> 00:20:18.403
I'm like is he doing that?

00:20:18.403 --> 00:20:23.929
Like he's acting like he's on the show or like he's on fucking Wheel of Fortune right now, like you buy a vial, pat?

00:20:23.929 --> 00:20:25.373
Yeah, you're like I don't know about that pat.

00:20:25.373 --> 00:20:27.247
I'm like who?

00:20:27.247 --> 00:20:28.987
Which?

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I mean she.

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I mean I probably bang her and she's 70.

00:20:35.140 --> 00:20:44.411
Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah you know you can't get the dust off.

00:20:44.411 --> 00:20:46.923
That's where your 55 gallon you can't get the dust off.

00:20:47.163 --> 00:20:58.153
That's where your 55-gallon drum of KYG that's what I'm diving in like a fucking minnow Right there, going through the crevice where Pat Sajak has bunkered in a few times.

00:20:58.575 --> 00:21:00.076
So many of Pat Sajak's kids die.

00:21:01.463 --> 00:21:02.298
How about Val?

00:21:02.298 --> 00:21:05.431
Oh, oh, oh.

00:21:06.938 --> 00:21:11.810
Oh, oh yeah, we can see that happening.

00:21:11.810 --> 00:21:14.842
You don't think so, god?

00:21:14.842 --> 00:21:17.226
We've only been on for 25 minutes and it feels like forever.

00:21:18.126 --> 00:21:19.209
Like what else are we ever talking about?

00:21:19.209 --> 00:21:20.029
Have a great weekend.

00:21:20.089 --> 00:21:20.411
Everyone.

00:21:20.411 --> 00:21:21.352
Happy Father's Day.

00:21:21.352 --> 00:21:23.134
I think we started out in Albuquerque.

00:21:25.220 --> 00:21:26.382
Quick play that song again.

00:21:26.382 --> 00:21:28.125
You guys want to go cowbell again?

00:21:28.125 --> 00:21:31.912
What if I did like a surprise song and then you guys have to ad-lib to it?

00:21:32.252 --> 00:21:32.794
Love cowbell.

00:21:36.742 --> 00:21:37.263
What do you think?

00:21:37.263 --> 00:21:38.023
You think you could do it.

00:21:38.044 --> 00:21:44.211
I don't know, I think you can, let's ad-lib.

00:21:44.951 --> 00:21:47.976
You're not going to know the song until I put it on.

00:21:47.976 --> 00:21:52.326
Oh, here we go, I got it.

00:21:52.346 --> 00:21:54.411
This is a good one, yeah, here we go, you ready, you better gear up, orbs.

00:21:55.980 --> 00:21:57.306
Orbs you ready, get your fucking, get your cowbell.

00:21:57.306 --> 00:21:59.923
Oh, so we're doing ad-libs, oh okay.

00:22:00.984 --> 00:22:04.210
All right, it's kind of like mad libs yeah, this one's a good one.

00:22:04.250 --> 00:22:04.790
This one's a good one.

00:22:04.790 --> 00:22:05.551
We just listen.

00:22:05.551 --> 00:22:16.546
We just listened to a little while ago I'll see you know, maybe I get a kick going here.

00:22:16.566 --> 00:22:16.967
What do you want?

00:22:16.987 --> 00:22:18.109
full percussion, all right, I got a drum set.

00:22:18.109 --> 00:22:19.952
Let's see how long we can play this before we get kicked.

00:22:19.952 --> 00:22:39.830
Off you ready, always ready.

00:22:39.830 --> 00:22:41.932
Off you ready.

00:22:42.051 --> 00:22:50.856
Always ready, I'm off, you're way off.

00:22:50.936 --> 00:22:52.817
I like that light little tone to it, matty, it's good.

00:23:08.512 --> 00:23:09.013
Maria.

00:23:09.013 --> 00:23:10.680
He went from cowbell to fish.

00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:11.785
He went to fish.

00:23:12.363 --> 00:23:13.165
He looked at the stick.

00:23:13.165 --> 00:23:17.832
I'm like this dude is on point today.

00:23:17.832 --> 00:23:24.480
Seriously, he's like fucking Dave Grohl on the drums over here Unbelievable.

00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:24.842
That was impressive.

00:23:24.842 --> 00:23:25.209
You were fucking way off.

00:23:25.150 --> 00:23:25.694
He's like fucking Dave.

00:23:25.635 --> 00:23:26.288
Grohl on the drums over here Unbelievable, with a lot less hair.

00:23:26.288 --> 00:23:27.557
Dude, that was impressive.

00:23:27.557 --> 00:23:27.759
That was impressive.

00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:28.523
You were fucking way off.

00:23:28.523 --> 00:23:33.851
I was I don't know if it was Kevin screwing you up because you were like he would go.

00:23:33.851 --> 00:23:34.352
And then you're like.

00:23:35.461 --> 00:23:37.885
I was like I can't, I couldn't fire, I couldn't fire.

00:23:39.670 --> 00:23:41.252
Amazing, absolutely amazing.

00:23:41.252 --> 00:23:47.442
Couldn't fire, sorry, my life.

00:23:47.442 --> 00:23:47.603
Alright.

00:23:47.603 --> 00:23:47.903
Next song.

00:23:47.903 --> 00:23:51.051
Next song I like this, I like this.

00:23:51.051 --> 00:23:54.104
Okay, here you go, let's see what you can do with this one.

00:23:56.711 --> 00:23:59.155
Yeah, nigga, I'm still fucking with you.

00:23:59.155 --> 00:24:06.441
Still waters run deep, still Snoop Dogg and DRA, nah, nah, nigga, guess who's back?

00:24:06.902 --> 00:24:16.930
Still, doing one, d still smoked all the drn.

00:24:16.930 --> 00:24:20.172
Ah, this is shit, dude.

00:24:20.172 --> 00:24:24.635
Can you imagine doing a remix on a rap song with a fucking cowbell and a tambourine?

00:24:24.635 --> 00:24:26.678
No, no, that was awesome.

00:24:26.678 --> 00:24:30.515
Kevin was spot on, spot on with that.

00:24:30.515 --> 00:24:30.936
Wow.

00:24:30.957 --> 00:24:31.319
Thanks, man.

00:24:32.121 --> 00:24:33.146
You're doing very good, kev.

00:24:33.146 --> 00:24:35.700
Never had so many compliments no On a show before.

00:24:35.700 --> 00:24:38.468
You're feeling good about yourself tonight.

00:24:38.468 --> 00:24:43.664
Don't fuck it up, don't you fuck it up now?

00:24:43.664 --> 00:24:48.410
All right, let's see.

00:24:48.410 --> 00:24:49.019
Uh, I need something.

00:24:49.019 --> 00:25:00.727
Uh, stop that would now.

00:25:00.727 --> 00:25:02.067
Are you seriously trying to do that right?

00:25:04.828 --> 00:25:05.088
now.

00:25:23.203 --> 00:25:24.970
Yeah, woo, woo, yeah Woo.

00:25:37.751 --> 00:25:41.192
This is what I'm talking about, all right.

00:25:44.568 --> 00:25:54.037
Yeah, because Kevin and Maddie want to know if they're black or white.

00:25:54.037 --> 00:25:55.140
Fucking great dude.

00:25:57.145 --> 00:25:58.450
I've never seen him so happy.

00:25:59.327 --> 00:26:00.539
It's in unison.

00:26:00.539 --> 00:26:04.144
He's fantastic on the tambourine and you're just You're like fucking Mozart over.

00:26:04.144 --> 00:26:09.266
Fantastic on the tambourine and you're just you're like fucking Mozart over here on the cowbell.

00:26:09.266 --> 00:26:12.008
Yeah, let me change this into a fish real quick.

00:26:12.008 --> 00:26:13.785
It's amazing.

00:26:13.785 --> 00:26:18.388
That's Cy Young material.

00:26:18.388 --> 00:26:20.762
Just thinking about it on the run, that was fantastic.

00:26:21.084 --> 00:26:22.067
Hang it up to tambourine.

00:26:22.519 --> 00:26:24.508
No, that was a perfect song too, that was a good one, yes.

00:26:24.508 --> 00:26:33.150
You guys are always wondering if you're black or white did you pull something all right.

00:26:33.190 --> 00:26:36.596
How about that story about my, my daughter's friend just learn?

00:26:36.737 --> 00:26:42.388
oh my god, dude, there's no fucking way wait till you hear this.

00:26:42.409 --> 00:26:44.212
I don't know the story now very interested.

00:26:44.212 --> 00:26:49.730
Right, wait, okay, because first of all, when, when lily told us, did you see his face, how his eyes lit up when you said that?

00:26:49.951 --> 00:26:56.313
it's an amazing story so lily tells us this story, right, her roommate, her, this is since freshman year okay.

00:26:56.313 --> 00:27:02.328
So when she, after she, told me this story, I sat there for like a minute.

00:27:02.328 --> 00:27:26.648
I'm like there's no way that this person did not know, so so her roommate at 20 20 years old yeah thinks no well, she finally realized that Michael Jackson is black because of South Park.

00:27:31.714 --> 00:27:40.718
Like she learned, michael Jackson was black, she thought South Park the whole time that Michael Jackson was white because they were making like black references.

00:27:40.718 --> 00:27:44.548
And she asked Lily like why is this funny?

00:27:45.564 --> 00:27:46.186
I don't get it.

00:27:46.186 --> 00:27:49.546
What Stop no?

00:27:52.265 --> 00:27:56.088
How crazy is that this is a generation we're leaving the world to.

00:27:56.661 --> 00:28:05.988
But I did make a point like, well, maybe, like she just never saw him black, maybe she only knew the ghost of I mean black-er.

00:28:06.619 --> 00:28:07.223
Yeah, I was trying to.

00:28:07.223 --> 00:28:13.205
Well, no, he started out black, oh yeah yeah, yeah, and that's what I was saying.

00:28:13.942 --> 00:28:17.307
How many people do you think are tying in the Jackson 5 and Michael Jackson?

00:28:18.701 --> 00:28:21.207
Nobody born after 87?

00:28:21.207 --> 00:28:21.207
.

00:28:22.041 --> 00:28:26.911
Or after 90, maybe Actually I would give it to the 2000.

00:28:26.911 --> 00:28:29.948
That might be.

00:28:29.948 --> 00:28:31.599
I think it might be pushing a little.00:28:31.599 --> 00:28:33.185


That might be a little generous.00:28:33.185 --> 00:28:35.221


Yeah, that's a little generous, okay.00:28:35.221 --> 00:28:38.330


So if you're born to 1990, let's go there.00:28:39.662 --> 00:28:40.686


Yeah, then you got to know.00:28:40.980 --> 00:28:42.534


You got to know Michael Jackson.00:28:42.534 --> 00:28:45.265


Jackson 5, little black kid, Tito Jermaine White, know.00:28:45.265 --> 00:28:46.346


Yeah, you got to know Michael Jackson.00:28:46.346 --> 00:28:49.133


Jackson 5, Little Black Kid Tito Jermaine White man, no Drugs.00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:52.806


There's a child by the name of Blanket.00:28:52.806 --> 00:28:56.865


What Didn't he name his kid, blanket?00:28:56.865 --> 00:28:57.808


I don't know.00:28:57.808 --> 00:29:00.586


Maybe I was watching South Park Drunk one night.00:29:00.586 --> 00:29:00.968


I don't know.00:29:01.140 --> 00:29:01.721


I think one kid's.00:29:01.721 --> 00:29:05.070


Where the hell did you pull that out of Paris Isn't his name?00:29:05.111 --> 00:29:06.704


Paris, the daughter's Paris.00:29:06.704 --> 00:29:14.864


I would have swore to kids that we got to look that up, we got to get a device here Michael Jackson's children.00:29:15.144 --> 00:29:16.107


Yeah, children's names.00:29:16.489 --> 00:29:18.342


Okay, blanket.00:29:18.342 --> 00:29:19.426


Is it really a blanket?00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:20.762


I hope to God.00:29:20.762 --> 00:29:21.365


It is now.00:29:22.147 --> 00:29:22.849


Sticky blanket.00:29:28.300 --> 00:29:31.520


Oh hey, it's not towel-y, this is my favorite child Sticky bun.00:29:33.682 --> 00:29:46.013


Michael Jackson's Kids Paris, prince, bg Jackson.00:29:46.013 --> 00:29:48.303


B-i-g-i B-I-G-I.00:29:49.152 --> 00:29:50.490


Biggie, biggie Jackson.00:29:52.652 --> 00:29:53.134


Started with a, b.00:29:53.134 --> 00:29:55.332


I think it started out as blanket and they changed it.00:29:55.332 --> 00:30:00.832


It's B-I-G-I, b-g, maybe, maybe.00:30:01.548 --> 00:30:02.332


Who fucking knows.00:30:02.332 --> 00:30:04.432


I'll tell you what His daughter's pretty hot.00:30:04.432 --> 00:30:05.174


She's 26.00:30:06.391 --> 00:30:06.874


She is now.00:30:06.874 --> 00:30:08.351


Yeah, let's check this out.00:30:10.205 --> 00:30:11.029


How'd she be so white?00:30:12.285 --> 00:30:13.791


The mother was Debbie Rowe, wasn't it?00:30:13.791 --> 00:30:18.056


Wow, dude you know a lot about Michael Jackson.00:30:19.828 --> 00:30:20.891


She looks like she's Persian.00:30:21.752 --> 00:30:25.150


Yeah, all right, she looks more Persian than me.00:30:25.150 --> 00:30:27.074


I know Maybe she had some work done already Well, runs in the family.00:30:27.074 --> 00:30:29.005


She looks more Persian, I know Maybe she had some work done already Well, runs in the family.00:30:29.005 --> 00:30:30.186


She's probably born with work.00:30:30.186 --> 00:30:32.210


Let's give her some work.00:30:32.210 --> 00:30:34.614


Came out plastic, let's give you some work.00:30:34.614 --> 00:30:37.698


Some wet work.00:30:37.698 --> 00:30:38.759


Someone's pent up.00:30:40.965 --> 00:30:41.789


Just a little bit.00:30:41.789 --> 00:30:45.491


Just don't turn your back on me.00:30:45.644 --> 00:30:48.611


Do you ever see Kevin sleeping on the couch you think about maybe for a minute?00:30:49.051 --> 00:30:56.332


No, he's pretty drunk, he won't he did drink a lot of that bourbon.00:30:56.846 --> 00:30:58.152


He won't even know.00:30:58.152 --> 00:31:00.432


One quick lazing, no one will even know.00:31:02.128 --> 00:31:04.516


I'm just gonna touch his nose with it.00:31:04.516 --> 00:31:05.969


Shut the fuck up, dude.00:31:06.009 --> 00:31:10.404


I'm just going to touch his nose with it.00:31:10.404 --> 00:31:13.432


Shut the fuck up, dude.00:31:13.432 --> 00:31:15.819


Yeah, you like that?00:31:16.766 --> 00:31:21.394


Oh yeah, you like that, kevin.00:31:21.394 --> 00:31:23.108


There it is.00:31:23.108 --> 00:31:24.433


It's like from this is the End.00:31:24.433 --> 00:31:26.536


Yep, I'm just going to touch your lips real quick.00:31:26.556 --> 00:31:27.364


It's like from this is the end.00:31:27.364 --> 00:31:33.041


Yep, I'm just going to touch your lips real quick.00:31:33.041 --> 00:31:34.910


Yeah, you're too much.00:31:34.910 --> 00:31:36.997


Bourbon, bitch, rum and war helmet.00:31:38.172 --> 00:31:40.107


This will teach you Flop.00:31:40.107 --> 00:31:42.015


We're like ping Ping.00:31:46.605 --> 00:31:47.699


Oh God, that God's voice always comes in handy.00:31:47.699 --> 00:31:48.184


It's phenomenal, oh god.00:31:49.869 --> 00:31:51.315


That god's voice always comes in handy.00:31:51.315 --> 00:31:52.444


It's phenomenal.00:31:52.444 --> 00:31:53.750


Gotta love it.00:31:53.750 --> 00:31:56.835


So what are we looking forward to on Father's Day?00:31:58.089 --> 00:31:58.771


Is anyone doing?00:31:58.813 --> 00:32:03.083


anything, I'm going to Oscars and Somers Shout out to Oscars.00:32:03.083 --> 00:32:04.328


Really good Italian food.00:32:04.348 --> 00:32:05.051


Going with the fam.00:32:06.557 --> 00:32:07.204


Not the whole fam.00:32:07.204 --> 00:32:11.374


Tommy and Ant are going to be down in Jersey for a lax tourney.00:32:11.374 --> 00:32:20.451


So it's just me, ryan, nancy, trev, jack Haley, my mom and dad, nice, maybe Darlene, I don't know.00:32:20.451 --> 00:32:24.089


Nice, great food dude Fucking meatballs like this.00:32:24.089 --> 00:32:26.329


You know what I'm talking about.00:32:26.329 --> 00:32:28.941


I do you know what I'm talking about?00:32:28.941 --> 00:32:30.892


I do you know what I'm talking about?00:32:30.892 --> 00:32:31.832


You doing anything?00:32:31.832 --> 00:32:33.405


You want to go swimming in the Italian food?00:32:33.989 --> 00:32:34.632


What am I doing?00:32:34.632 --> 00:32:42.231


Let's see, I get to drive to Saugerties to watch my daughter's softball team get rocked and mercy ruled in two innings.00:32:42.231 --> 00:32:47.749


Then I get to drive an hour and a half back home, where I'll be expected to cook my own dinner on the barbecue.00:32:48.088 --> 00:32:52.174


Oh, okay, yeah, that does not sound like a good father's day.00:32:52.414 --> 00:32:53.557


Oh yeah, and I have to run.00:32:53.557 --> 00:32:54.698


Why don't you just like?00:32:54.698 --> 00:32:56.681


And I have to run to Home Depot and get a pallet of flooring.00:32:56.681 --> 00:33:03.087


Why don't you stick something in the smoker and then it's done when you get home?00:33:03.087 --> 00:33:07.054


Because, Kevin, that would entail me knowing how to work the smoker and actually buying something to put in the smoker.00:33:07.054 --> 00:33:08.296


You don't have pellets.00:33:08.296 --> 00:33:09.518


I have pellets.00:33:10.098 --> 00:33:10.839


Oh, you're talking meat.00:33:11.105 --> 00:33:15.651


Yeah, I got to buy meat and I got to figure out how to work the fucking thing, because I haven't had fucking three.00:33:15.651 --> 00:33:17.371


Actually, I don't even know where the book is.00:33:18.424 --> 00:33:21.868


It's probably still like taped no, no, tied to it.00:33:22.048 --> 00:33:22.950


Have you used it yet?00:33:22.950 --> 00:33:27.954


No, I actually brought it inside because I wanted to read it, yeah, and then my house just went into fucking.00:33:27.954 --> 00:33:29.615


So then all you got to do is search it online.00:33:29.977 --> 00:33:31.538


Yeah, you can do it via fucking manual.00:33:32.358 --> 00:33:33.200


Dude it can't be that hard.00:33:33.200 --> 00:33:34.500


Have you used the smoker yet?00:33:34.500 --> 00:33:35.122


No, I have not.00:33:38.986 --> 00:33:41.709


I just put it together a couple of weeks ago.00:33:41.729 --> 00:33:42.669


It's nice too, is it?00:33:42.669 --> 00:33:43.450


Yeah, better than yours?00:33:43.450 --> 00:33:44.490


Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.00:33:44.891 --> 00:33:45.751


See mine's electric.00:33:45.751 --> 00:33:51.236


I'm curious to see how that's all going to work Well it gets to rotate on the track.00:33:51.655 --> 00:33:53.998


No, no, it doesn't have a rotating track, or?00:33:54.038 --> 00:33:54.258


anything.00:33:54.258 --> 00:33:55.799


It does not have a rotisserie on it.00:33:56.500 --> 00:33:58.521


I think he spent like 20 grand on the smoker.00:33:58.521 --> 00:34:02.996


Do they get that expensive with that?00:34:02.996 --> 00:34:06.944


The one you got was probably $1,500, somewhere around there, right yeah?00:34:06.964 --> 00:34:11.108


Like they're third and there's no there's no rotisserie now.00:34:11.789 --> 00:34:12.871


You pay extra for that pet.00:34:13.210 --> 00:34:13.931


How much extra for a?00:34:13.972 --> 00:34:14.431


rotisserie.00:34:14.972 --> 00:34:15.853


Well, it depends.00:34:15.853 --> 00:34:17.876


You know, I would pay a lot.00:34:17.916 --> 00:34:21.259


I would take like 10 grand from are you fucking kidding me For one of?00:34:21.278 --> 00:34:23.942


those for like a that would have a rotating.00:34:23.942 --> 00:34:26.389


Yeah, you can't do.00:34:26.670 --> 00:34:33.130


That's crazy, you guys are idiots.00:34:33.150 --> 00:34:37.737


Truth be told, I didn't buy it and I asked my wife why'd you spend that much money on this fucking thing?00:34:37.737 --> 00:34:39.539


I want one.00:34:41.248 --> 00:34:41.568


I want one.00:34:41.568 --> 00:34:43.253


It's fun tending to it.00:34:43.253 --> 00:34:44.456


You can use mine whenever you want.00:34:44.456 --> 00:34:54.025


It's fun sitting out there and just listening to whatever and tending to it.00:34:54.025 --> 00:34:54.780


You can use mine whenever you want.00:34:54.780 --> 00:34:57.637


You know like it's fun sitting out there and just like listening to whatever and tending to it, and you know you can walk away for an hour or two and you know, come back check on it.00:34:57.565 --> 00:34:58.597


But you know I'd love the whole fucking ease of one of them tragers.00:34:58.597 --> 00:35:00.860


I'm I'm looking forward to to getting in it.00:35:00.860 --> 00:35:02.902


I just like I said, I just have not had the time.00:35:02.902 --> 00:35:06.297


I don't even have a fucking prep area right now.00:35:06.577 --> 00:35:10.271


That's so true, man you got nothing, you got a nice bathroom.00:35:10.572 --> 00:35:10.813


I do.00:35:13.072 --> 00:35:13.574


And an office.00:35:13.885 --> 00:35:15.864


Yes, yes, they still haven't finished the kitchen.00:35:16.648 --> 00:35:17.271


No, they just.00:35:17.271 --> 00:35:22.914


They just got all the sheetrock up and it started Started Spackling.00:35:22.914 --> 00:35:24.007


Who you?00:35:24.027 --> 00:35:24.969


got doing the job.00:35:24.969 --> 00:35:25.489


Who's working on this?00:35:25.489 --> 00:35:27.012


Roar Construction who Roar who?00:35:27.012 --> 00:35:27.855


You got doing the job.00:35:27.855 --> 00:35:28.836


Who's working on this?00:35:29.277 --> 00:35:33.027


Roar Construction who Roar R-O-A-R.00:35:33.027 --> 00:35:40.576


Roar Like a bear, like a bear roar Roar, yeah, out of, out of Orange County Middle town, like that.00:35:40.576 --> 00:35:45.780


That's it.00:35:45.780 --> 00:35:46.702


Right there, that's it.00:35:46.742 --> 00:35:47.684


That's a great commercial.00:35:47.684 --> 00:35:51.224


Yes, come to Roar Construction.00:35:51.688 --> 00:35:54.724


I would tell you this fucking guy is awesome, fucking awesome.00:35:55.936 --> 00:35:56.704


Good price on everything.00:35:57.291 --> 00:36:00.632


Solid price on everything Fucking fair, timely.00:36:00.632 --> 00:36:04.900


The amount of fucking work they've done on the house is ridiculous.00:36:04.900 --> 00:36:07.253


Very clean American Nope, not nowadays.00:36:07.253 --> 00:36:08.222


Amount of work they've done this is ridiculous.00:36:08.242 --> 00:36:11.293


Very clean American Nope, nope.00:36:13.170 --> 00:36:13.773


Not nowadays.00:36:13.773 --> 00:36:16.293


How many Mexicans on the job?00:36:16.293 --> 00:36:17.139


Three or four.00:36:17.139 --> 00:36:19.989


I worked with two.00:36:19.989 --> 00:36:21.213


They were fucking fantastic.00:36:23.228 --> 00:36:25.054


I will tell you these guys are fucking awesome.00:36:26.367 --> 00:36:27.233


Did you see the Home Depot thing?00:36:27.233 --> 00:36:27.998


I did, yeah, did you see the Home?00:36:28.259 --> 00:36:28.521


Depot thing.00:36:28.521 --> 00:36:29.045


I did see that.00:36:29.364 --> 00:36:29.907


Did you see the?00:36:29.927 --> 00:36:32.873


Home Depot thing I did, but I didn't watch the whole thing.00:36:34.268 --> 00:36:35.813


Do you want me to play it Speaking of Mexicans?00:36:35.873 --> 00:36:37.117


Yeah, yeah go ahead, yeah right ahead.00:36:37.117 --> 00:36:41.695


Since we're talking about it, great segue here.00:36:42.485 --> 00:36:43.510


Okay, so explain.00:36:44.646 --> 00:36:48.688


Well it explains Okay, you ready, so explain Well it explains Okay, you ready Self-advocatory?00:36:48.708 --> 00:36:51.355


All right, tiktok, swole science.00:36:54.192 --> 00:36:56.867


That one Yep Fights at.00:36:58.931 --> 00:36:59.172


Home Depot.00:36:59.172 --> 00:37:12.862


So if you haven't heard, there's fights breaking out in the Home Depot parking lot and if you want to know why, basically, the Venezuelans are there camping out to take the jobs for 11 bucks an hour and the Mexicans are also camping out there to take them at 20.00:37:12.862 --> 00:37:16.364


And they're pissed that the Venezuelans are willing to do their work for cheaper.00:37:16.364 --> 00:37:20.054


So now they're getting into fights at all the Home Depots across America.00:37:20.054 --> 00:37:30.989


And if that's not funny to you, you have no sense of humor, as messed up as it is, I mean that, the irony in that is pretty funny so isn't that great.00:37:31.831 --> 00:37:48.297


So the fucking venezuelans and the mexicans are going at it like the sharks and the jets, pretty much because of how much they're getting paid the same job for half the price that sounds familiar, right, how's it feel Mexicans?00:37:51.347 --> 00:37:52.672


It's not so funny now is it.00:37:52.704 --> 00:37:54.552


Touche, touche, my friend.00:37:54.552 --> 00:38:02.148


That's fucking a little ironic, certainly is Come on man.00:38:02.148 --> 00:38:03.150


Is that even real?00:38:04.454 --> 00:38:05.097


I don't know.00:38:05.097 --> 00:38:09.152


I brought Don back his power washer today and he wasn't home.00:38:09.152 --> 00:38:12.972


I was gonna ask him because he's a he's a home depot management guy.00:38:13.452 --> 00:38:19.378


You know, um, he would know, but he wasn't home next time you talk to him, tell him to call me.00:38:19.378 --> 00:38:19.920


We got to start.00:38:20.021 --> 00:38:24.429


Uh, talk about a garage door oh, okay, he doesn't need to call you.00:38:24.429 --> 00:38:26.492


Okay, you got a, got a guy.00:38:27.373 --> 00:38:28.655


Well, I do, but I thought you said we got to.00:38:28.655 --> 00:38:31.179


Yeah All right, yeah All right.00:38:31.579 --> 00:38:31.981


We'll let him know.00:38:32.525 --> 00:38:38.867


Maybe one day, when you're shooting home at like one o'clock in the afternoon, swing by the house and you know we'll take care of things.00:38:39.128 --> 00:38:39.409


Okay.00:38:42.396 --> 00:38:43.137


You okay over there bud.00:38:43.137 --> 00:38:44.648


Do you need your garage floor finished?00:38:44.648 --> 00:38:47.092


No, yeah, you do.00:38:47.092 --> 00:38:47.653


I don't.00:38:47.653 --> 00:38:52.873


Totally do, definitely not give you a nice, beautiful color discount too I will tell you not for nothing.00:38:52.994 --> 00:39:00.797


Perhaps, when all this is done, maybe the floor in the uh in the other room area I like where the bathroom is.00:39:00.818 --> 00:39:11.617


Yeah, yeah non-slip surface might not be a bad idea yeah they're all slippery man they are, We'll pretend they're not.00:39:12.306 --> 00:39:15.733


Oh okay, yeah, I've been on way too many of those things.00:39:16.166 --> 00:39:18.552


When my father slips and falls down, I'm very fucked up.00:39:18.572 --> 00:39:19.635


That's on you, sorry, that's on you.00:39:19.635 --> 00:39:23.333


You know how much you get for slipping, falling in a cell.00:39:23.974 --> 00:39:26.099


Hi, oh, you got $700?00:39:26.099 --> 00:39:26.639


My back.00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:28.664


My neck and my back $750.00:39:30.431 --> 00:39:33.313


You sleep on four Super sleep.00:39:33.987 --> 00:39:35.619


I'll settle out of court right now for $100.00:39:36.425 --> 00:39:37.579


I'll go for $125.00:39:37.579 --> 00:39:40.012


A dollar and some envelopes.00:39:40.012 --> 00:39:45.717


Anything exciting going on.00:39:49.266 --> 00:39:52.634


He got all his fucking Caitlin Clark nonsense, which I find hilarious.00:39:52.815 --> 00:39:53.135


Oh my.00:39:53.235 --> 00:39:57.213


God, it's gotten, you know it's so stupid.00:39:57.313 --> 00:39:59.469


Her plight, oh her poor plight.00:39:59.469 --> 00:40:01.172


And he's in the WNBA.00:40:02.427 --> 00:40:04.193


No, it's the whole Olympic crap.00:40:04.193 --> 00:40:08.655


It's putting more fucking money into the WNBA.00:40:08.864 --> 00:40:11.614


That's all I know, I think that's why they're all fucking playing it up so hard.00:40:13.168 --> 00:40:14.693


I just can't believe he's getting so much press.00:40:14.693 --> 00:40:15.496


Who fucking cares?00:40:17.490 --> 00:40:18.945


In all honesty, it's because she's white.00:40:18.945 --> 00:40:19.710


That's why.00:40:20.525 --> 00:40:22.210


And she's getting beat up by a bunch of black chicks.00:40:22.210 --> 00:40:25.807


Suck it up, that's all I gotta say.00:40:25.807 --> 00:40:26.494


Suck it up, that's all I gotta say.00:40:26.494 --> 00:40:27.844


Suck it up, you're in the fucking WNBA.00:40:28.230 --> 00:40:31.373


She does suck it up, she's actually handling it pretty good.00:40:31.445 --> 00:40:33.251


I've seen some of those fouls and I'm okay with them.00:40:33.606 --> 00:40:37.050


As long as she gets right back up, shoots those foul shots, clutch moments, that's it.00:40:37.050 --> 00:40:41.130


I love the fact that she's like Just quiet.00:40:41.130 --> 00:40:41.952


She don't say shit about it.00:40:41.952 --> 00:40:43.150


What's she gonna say?00:40:43.150 --> 00:40:44.990


She just lets her game fucking.00:40:44.990 --> 00:40:45.706


Talk to Talk to.00:40:45.706 --> 00:40:46.668


You know, talk to talk.00:40:47.311 --> 00:40:53.715


I think it's a little fucking crazy that she's good, she fucking finished her College season and like three days later she's in the WNBA.00:40:55.570 --> 00:41:03.286


And they're all probably all pissed off Because of the fucking the deal that she Got for sneaker deal and they're like why the fuck does this chick get in Weekend?00:41:03.286 --> 00:41:06.253


Probably because you kicked off A few fucking teams y'all suck.00:41:06.253 --> 00:41:15.092


You guys miss the playoffs, you miss the fucking and this chick is hitting 30 foot fucking dimes yeah, and she's making three pointers out her ass.00:41:15.092 --> 00:41:16.420


Still women's basketball.00:41:16.442 --> 00:41:22.375


Yeah, you know, they say Diana Taurasi was the best player in the WNBA history.00:41:22.375 --> 00:41:23.277


Right Also white.00:41:23.657 --> 00:41:25.947


Yes, ben so it can't be a white thing.00:41:26.188 --> 00:41:29.157


Her stats are on par with hers.00:41:29.157 --> 00:41:32.449


So is the hype real?00:41:32.449 --> 00:41:35.416


Maybe, maybe a little bit.00:41:35.416 --> 00:41:38.155


Yeah, do it for more than one season.00:41:38.155 --> 00:41:39.041


She will.00:41:39.081 --> 00:41:39.364


She will.00:41:39.364 --> 00:41:43.271


She did her whole fucking career in Iowa, so what's that, Pat?00:41:43.291 --> 00:41:43.972


Go fuck yourself.00:41:43.972 --> 00:41:45.094


I'm just saying I'll be.00:41:45.114 --> 00:41:47.880


FBI, you got a poster.00:41:56.704 --> 00:41:57.306


No, a peckle, fuck yourself.00:41:57.306 --> 00:41:58.068


I'm just saying like she's.00:41:58.068 --> 00:42:00.255


Yeah, you got a poster right above my bunk bed, do you agree?00:42:00.255 --> 00:42:01.458


Do you agree with uh antonio brown, that she?00:42:01.480 --> 00:42:02.282


probably keeps it hairy down there.00:42:02.282 --> 00:42:02.563


Oh, do you see?00:42:02.563 --> 00:42:03.063


Do you see that nonsense?00:42:03.083 --> 00:42:08.916


no, please, fucking antonio brown starts ripping on this fucking poor broad.00:42:08.916 --> 00:42:14.217


Really, yeah, she looks like she keeps it hairy down there and shit like that.00:42:14.217 --> 00:42:17.005


So she blocks him on fucking Twitter.00:42:17.005 --> 00:42:22.094


So he comes back, he calls her cracker of the year and just keeps fucking poking jabs at her.00:42:22.686 --> 00:42:24.172


I mean, there's really no reason for that, though.00:42:24.172 --> 00:42:24.545


Well, his.00:42:24.565 --> 00:42:25.128


CTE shows from time to time.00:42:25.128 --> 00:42:25.530


He's Antonio Brown.00:42:25.530 --> 00:42:26.213


I love it when he opens his mouth.00:42:26.213 --> 00:42:27.400


It's the worst there's really no reason for that though.00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:28.304


Well, you see his cte shows from antonio brad.00:42:28.324 --> 00:42:28.985


Yeah, he's fucking crazy.00:42:28.985 --> 00:42:30.329


I love it when he opens his mouth.00:42:30.329 --> 00:42:33.458


It's the worst, it's terrible.00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:40.492


I don't even know, like uh yeah, it's, it's what it is.00:42:40.492 --> 00:42:47.931


Fucking nba sucks right now because nicks are out and I wish uh luca can beat the Celtics.00:42:47.992 --> 00:42:51.126


But when they beat the piss out of them last night.00:42:51.126 --> 00:42:56.090


Yeah, now it's 3-1 though yeah, I know the Celtics are going to come back and close this shit.00:42:56.110 --> 00:42:57.085


Imagine the fucking.00:42:57.889 --> 00:43:00.190


NBA was probably like listen, we got to make this series last.00:43:01.931 --> 00:43:02.454


You know, yeah.00:43:02.454 --> 00:43:04.286


So we're going to need you, Jason.00:43:04.286 --> 00:43:05.971


We're going to need you to lose three in a row.00:43:06.311 --> 00:43:22.409


How about the coach, the Celtic coach, what you haven't seen that stuff, when he's getting interviewed and stuff, something about blackhead coaches in the finals or something to do with that, and they're like well, how do you feel about that?00:43:22.409 --> 00:43:23.411


Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.00:43:23.411 --> 00:43:24.134


Or do you not?00:43:24.134 --> 00:43:24.996


Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.00:43:24.996 --> 00:43:33.317


And he's just like how many of those coaches were christians, you know, because he's a big like christian god, fucking dude.00:43:33.317 --> 00:43:34.539


Um, he just relates it.00:43:34.539 --> 00:43:35.748


Yeah, I'll find it.00:43:36.248 --> 00:43:41.507


I'll find it, I'll send it to you I still don't understand what he's talking about um.00:43:41.507 --> 00:43:42.650


Was it a black coach?00:43:43.210 --> 00:43:52.934


is the celtics coach is a black coach, okay, but they're trying to like, make their, you know, make it all racy.00:43:54.346 --> 00:43:55.711


Because he's a black coach in the finals.00:43:58.746 --> 00:44:00.155


Since 1975,.00:44:00.155 --> 00:44:02.804


This is the NBA finals where you have two black head coaches.00:44:02.804 --> 00:44:08.831


Given the plight sometimes of black head coaches in the NBA, do you think this is a significant moment?00:44:08.831 --> 00:44:09.715


Do you take pride in this?00:44:09.715 --> 00:44:12.032


Do you view this or do you not see it at all?00:44:12.032 --> 00:44:14.373


I wonder how many of those have ever been Christian coaches.00:44:19.704 --> 00:44:23.190


Casey Jones was a black coach of the Celtics winning championships in the 80s.00:44:23.190 --> 00:44:25.494


I don't recall anyone asking him that question.00:44:27.226 --> 00:44:30.331


And then there's why was there an awkward silence?00:44:31.755 --> 00:44:33.809


What you are or what you believe in.00:44:33.809 --> 00:44:40.440


Life is a way in which the lens you look at it, in the way the lens you look at yourself, and we have the choice to make to how we look at ourselves.00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:54.721


We also have the choice to make to decide whether we're going to care about how people view us or how they don't, and there's multiple lenses that each person can look at.00:44:54.721 --> 00:44:55.547


I am half African-American half.00:44:55.445 --> 00:45:16.206


Italian, and so, but most importantly, the decision that I made in my life, I've decided to look through either one of those and I've decided to look at my lens through that of which is Christianity, and so my identity is in him first, and that comes before anything else, and that's just been important to me, because what he's done for me in my life, the people that I have around me that have brought me there, and it's important for my wife and it's important for my family, it doesn't mean that it's any more than any other lens to which we can look at.00:45:16.847 --> 00:45:30.851


Uh, but for me and my house, we will serve the Lord and we're going to look at the lens of life through that of Christianity and and everything that comes with it that was like an interview he gave after that press conference where he was like I wonder how many of those coaches were Christian, you know.00:45:32.034 --> 00:45:34.608


But yeah, so, but who cares?00:45:34.909 --> 00:45:35.672


Right, exactly.00:45:35.931 --> 00:45:37.556


You know like why is this even a thing?00:45:37.797 --> 00:45:40.208


But it's a thing, cause that's the way the fucking media is now.00:45:40.208 --> 00:45:41.773


That's the problem.00:45:41.773 --> 00:45:49.865


There's like whatever, you know, whatever place there is in each story, like they'll, they'll pull from that and that's this.00:45:49.865 --> 00:45:50.608


You know what I mean?00:45:50.608 --> 00:45:53.817


Try to make everything is so pop yeah they try to make it about race.00:45:54.025 --> 00:45:57.313


You know it's always try to it's going to be about race.00:45:57.333 --> 00:45:58.456


It's going to be about gender.00:45:58.456 --> 00:45:59.708


It's going to be about religion.00:45:59.708 --> 00:46:01.635


It's going to be about this, it's going to be about that.00:46:01.635 --> 00:46:03.889


In order for people to choose sides.00:46:03.889 --> 00:46:08.717


That's what every fucking story that comes out in the news now Divide and conquer.00:46:08.717 --> 00:46:09.318


That's all it is.00:46:09.318 --> 00:46:13.092


I hate the news.00:46:13.092 --> 00:46:14.724


Don't watch it anymore.00:46:14.724 --> 00:46:14.965


No.00:46:15.025 --> 00:46:15.949


I haven't watched the news.00:46:15.949 --> 00:46:21.476


No, I'll see interesting shit on that, and I'll just research it myself.00:46:22.005 --> 00:46:24.152


So do you guys think Hunter's going to do jail time?00:46:24.152 --> 00:46:26.789


No, I hope so.00:46:26.789 --> 00:46:28.599


No, there's, no way, no, there's no way.00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:29.726


No, there's no way, bro.00:46:29.726 --> 00:46:30.509


He was banging.00:46:31.110 --> 00:46:32.807


Asian Well Biden's.00:46:32.807 --> 00:46:36.594


I guess he's said in the past that he won't pardon him.00:46:37.096 --> 00:46:42.496


Well, yeah, he's, you're right, he said that and he said he won't interfere, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, horseshit.00:46:49.646 --> 00:46:51.572


But that's before they're taking his son to federal ass-pounding prison.00:46:51.572 --> 00:47:00.735


What if Trump is like I'll pardon him For his Ukraine connections, as long as you get out of the fucking, out of the office.00:47:05.405 --> 00:47:08.936


As Trump's saying that he's on his way to federal pounder in the ass prison.00:47:08.936 --> 00:47:10.710


Oh, he's not going to prison.00:47:10.710 --> 00:47:11.333


No, I don't think so.00:47:12.327 --> 00:47:13.771


Do you think it's getting overturned?00:47:13.771 --> 00:47:15.911


Yeah, I do why.00:47:19.253 --> 00:47:20.016


It's a shit show.00:47:21.731 --> 00:47:26.664


It's a witch hunt Not to throw out these fucking Trumper terms, but it's a fucking witch hunt.00:47:26.664 --> 00:47:28.070


You know they're just trying.00:47:28.070 --> 00:47:29.172


They're throwing darts.00:47:29.172 --> 00:47:30.206


It's like the impeachments.00:47:30.206 --> 00:47:33.891


Yeah, you know they're just trying.00:47:33.891 --> 00:47:37.472


You know they only got a few shots left, so we're gonna try this one.00:47:37.472 --> 00:47:37.827


You know?00:47:38.530 --> 00:47:43.952


do you think it created the snowball effect of who's gonna vote for him now?00:47:43.952 --> 00:47:48.610


Oh, it definitely backfires us on did you see that interview with 50 Cent?00:47:50.346 --> 00:47:51.190


Oh, with the black people.00:47:51.485 --> 00:47:53.947


Yeah, they're like why are they going to vote for Trump?00:47:53.947 --> 00:47:55.130


He's got Rico now.00:47:55.130 --> 00:47:59.110


Yeah, he says it.00:47:59.110 --> 00:48:00.289


I was like we can relate.00:48:00.289 --> 00:48:01.507


Good point, we can relate.00:48:01.507 --> 00:48:12.813


Yeah, dude, and you're seeing it Bro all these fucking rappers now Are just backing Trump, like all these big names.00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:16.565


The nonsense.00:48:16.565 --> 00:48:19.744


The nonsense is going on in this fucking world.00:48:19.925 --> 00:48:22.313


Oh dude, it's only gonna fucking gear up From here on.00:48:24.090 --> 00:48:25.574


It's gonna be like the movie Civil War.00:48:25.574 --> 00:48:29.402


I'm telling you, right now there's some crazy shit, something it it's going to be like the movie Civil War.00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:32.112


I'm telling you right now there's some crazy shit, something Five months left before the election.00:48:32.324 --> 00:48:34.572


Something insane is going to happen.00:48:34.572 --> 00:48:36.849


Yes, I guarantee it?00:48:37.264 --> 00:48:39.572


Oh, like them curtailing the water in Idaho.00:48:39.572 --> 00:48:41.617


What For the farmers?00:48:41.617 --> 00:48:43.753


They've shut their water irrigation off.00:48:44.945 --> 00:48:45.827


Are you kidding me.00:48:45.847 --> 00:48:48.373


Yeah, oh so there's going to be a potato shortage.00:48:48.373 --> 00:48:50.018


Now we're going to have a potato famine.00:48:52.844 --> 00:48:54.168


Well, there's more than potatoes out there.00:48:54.168 --> 00:48:57.271


But Tell me Yellowstone, well, I don't know, there's more than potatoes out there.00:48:57.271 --> 00:48:59.945


But I mean, you think about all the fucking record snowfalls.00:48:59.945 --> 00:49:03.434


Tell me Grizzly Jack, you know all the rain, all the record snowfalls.00:49:03.434 --> 00:49:09.067


There's snow falls.00:49:09.086 --> 00:49:13.880


there's no reason to shut the water off, there's tons of water out there, you know, but they've they've shut it off, is this?00:49:13.900 --> 00:49:14.563


just to control the farmers.00:49:14.583 --> 00:49:15.565


Well, if you control the farmers.00:49:15.606 --> 00:49:16.027


What else?00:49:16.047 --> 00:49:21.025


you control everything it's the food supply right, because that's you also got the fucking um.00:49:21.025 --> 00:49:28.458


You have the bird flu going around in chickens, so they had it like off like 190 million chickens or something.00:49:28.458 --> 00:49:30.731


Yeah, and you know how they're using the.00:49:30.731 --> 00:49:35.253


They're using a PCR test to test the birds for bird flu.00:49:35.253 --> 00:49:38.311


You know, you know that very reliable.00:49:38.804 --> 00:49:40.972


You're talking about the PCR test they took for COVID.00:49:40.972 --> 00:49:42.074


Yeah, the same shit.00:49:42.074 --> 00:49:43.920


So everybody's going to have the bird flu.00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:45.972


Same type of test, not, everybody's going to have the bird flu.00:49:46.253 --> 00:49:48.262


Yeah, yeah.00:49:48.282 --> 00:49:48.744


I'm not doing it.00:49:49.085 --> 00:49:54.275


The food supply is getting attacked, and very quietly.00:49:54.275 --> 00:49:56.335


A lot of people don't realize this.00:49:56.335 --> 00:49:57.945


Think of all the fucking-.00:49:57.985 --> 00:49:59.793


You mean the mainstream media is not talking about this.00:49:59.985 --> 00:50:04.536


Think of all the fucking places that burned down over the past couple of years.00:50:04.536 --> 00:50:11.244


Yeah, okay, there was another mass fucking chicken killing in Connecticut like a year or two ago, like one of the was that?00:50:11.344 --> 00:50:13.731


was it a chicken killing or was it chicken choking?00:50:13.873 --> 00:50:16.829


No, it was, it was did it take place at the Thunderson's.00:50:16.829 --> 00:50:18.795


No, like uh only in.00:50:18.815 --> 00:50:19.155


Pat's room.00:50:22.371 --> 00:50:36.016


I think one of them burned down or something like there was something from friction there was some disaster that little spark comes off, but yeah, like a flint they're.00:50:36.016 --> 00:50:42.744


They're attacking the food supply, man, and you got china buying up all the fucking farmland too see so there's another wrinkle.00:50:42.744 --> 00:50:46.432


If you want to go fucking conspiracy on it, you know, know.00:50:46.452 --> 00:50:47.936


Well, my thing, like it's I.00:50:47.936 --> 00:50:50.581


What I don't get is people.00:50:50.581 --> 00:50:57.596


People will hear this like going on and they won't believe it, just because you're not seeing it on the news.00:50:57.596 --> 00:50:58.878


Right, right.00:50:59.706 --> 00:51:00.789


Until they go to a supermarket.00:51:00.789 --> 00:51:03.617


And it's $79 for fucking four chicken breasts.00:51:04.545 --> 00:51:05.650


I'm looking for Tang.00:51:05.650 --> 00:51:08.628


I just want Tang in my picture Some oval.00:51:08.628 --> 00:51:10.429


I got to pay $22 for Tang.00:51:10.429 --> 00:51:11.871


I just want Tang in my pitcher Some oval.00:51:11.891 --> 00:51:15.556


I got to pay $22 for Tang, Like, come on what there's chickens and Tang Bro.00:51:15.576 --> 00:51:18.920


It is so food is so fucking expensive.00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:20.501


Don't even get me started.00:51:20.501 --> 00:51:24.251


Dude, cold cuts, cold cuts.00:51:24.251 --> 00:51:24.791


You better.00:51:24.791 --> 00:51:34.157


I'm telling you right now, when you buy cold cuts, you might as well buy the best bread that's out there and have yourself a fucking sandwich because of what you're paying for it.00:51:34.405 --> 00:51:38.173


It's $3 and something for a bottle of soda for great fakes.00:51:39.317 --> 00:51:39.938


For a little one.00:51:40.666 --> 00:51:41.891


Yeah, for a little guy.00:51:42.012 --> 00:51:47.152


Yeah, so you know you can't anymore.00:51:47.152 --> 00:51:51.231


I'm like I'm gonna get that, I'm gonna get that provolone.00:51:51.231 --> 00:51:53.192


Yeah, you know what?00:51:53.192 --> 00:51:55.570


Can I get a quarter pound Of provolone?00:51:55.570 --> 00:51:56.907


Can I get three slices?00:51:56.907 --> 00:51:58.994


No, let, how much is that no tomato.00:51:59.114 --> 00:52:00.016


No, let no seriously.00:52:00.929 --> 00:52:04.831


We were talking about this, adele, you fucking said You're not gonna fucking yeah can I get an everything bagel?00:52:04.985 --> 00:52:07.269


You can't order a wedge, but Can I get an everything bagel.00:52:07.269 --> 00:52:08.311


But can you wipe all?00:52:08.411 --> 00:52:08.853


the everything off.00:52:08.853 --> 00:52:11.498


They stopped serving wedges because it was fucking too expensive.00:52:11.498 --> 00:52:13.867


Yeah, 5-2 Red Sox.00:52:13.867 --> 00:52:16.670


Who did 5-2 Red Sox win Right now?00:52:17.371 --> 00:52:19.353


Who got rid of the wedges?00:52:19.353 --> 00:52:21.697


What are you talking about, froggies?00:52:21.697 --> 00:52:24.981


Oh, they were talking about doing it, so it's just Is today the 12th.00:52:24.981 --> 00:52:31.972


No, today is the 14th, 15th, 15th June, 15th, why?00:52:32.885 --> 00:52:38.034


I forget which day Ben was going to the game, which could be why he's not.00:52:38.034 --> 00:52:41.974


He's not Watching the show, very true.00:52:42.768 --> 00:52:44.034


Maybe he just doesn't like us anymore.00:52:44.065 --> 00:52:45.090


Nah, he still loves us you think so, yeah, I do, I do.00:52:45.090 --> 00:52:45.954


Okay, we ever gonna have him back on.00:52:45.954 --> 00:52:46.757


No, he just doesn't like us anymore.00:52:46.757 --> 00:52:47.380


No, he still loves us.00:52:47.380 --> 00:52:47.682


You think so?00:52:47.702 --> 00:52:50.952


Yeah, I do I do Okay, we ever going to have him back on.00:52:50.952 --> 00:52:58.494


No, no, I don't think he's going to cross the line again, I, hope a trooper takes him out if he crosses the state line.00:52:58.534 --> 00:53:06.068


It just comes down to a very simple thing when you introduce non-carmel people To drinking Into a caramel thing.00:53:06.208 --> 00:53:09.597


Hey, when you meet your idols, sometimes you lose grip.00:53:13.753 --> 00:53:15.097


We've seen it time and time again.00:53:17.150 --> 00:53:22.485


We know what it's like when you guys see stars and when we're in your presence.00:53:22.485 --> 00:53:23.369


We understand that.00:53:24.489 --> 00:53:25.842


And not just the pasty stars on.00:53:25.882 --> 00:53:26.949


Patrick, right on my ball, sack, alright.00:53:26.949 --> 00:53:30.585


And that, and not just the pasty stars on Patrick, yeah, right on my ball, sack, alright.00:53:30.605 --> 00:53:33.494


And Ball sacks aren't big enough for stars, what?00:53:34.565 --> 00:53:35.166


My balls aren't.00:53:35.166 --> 00:53:39.398


I thought they are, they are, they are so full.00:53:42.286 --> 00:53:47.789


You could kill that orbs they are so full, full to unleash.00:53:47.809 --> 00:53:49.545


Don't ever say that when I'm talking about saying I so full, full to unleash.00:53:49.545 --> 00:53:53.429


Don't ever say that when I'm talking about saying I'm full, you want to help him out.00:53:53.449 --> 00:53:55.476


No, I don't.00:53:56.387 --> 00:53:58.114


I just want to taste, just a quick release.00:53:58.114 --> 00:54:04.976


I don't Get your tarps like Gallagher, let's go.00:54:05.505 --> 00:54:08.177


What the fuck are we talking about here?00:54:08.177 --> 00:54:09.623


Get your tarps like Gallagher, let's go.00:54:09.623 --> 00:54:12.208


Oh God, what the fuck are we talking about here?00:54:13.230 --> 00:54:17.878


Pat's talking about hitting watermelons with a sledgehammer or jerking off on you.00:54:19.088 --> 00:54:21.697


Either way.00:54:21.697 --> 00:54:25.594


All right.00:54:25.614 --> 00:54:26.335


So what else, Kev?00:54:26.335 --> 00:54:27.278


What do you got going?00:54:27.318 --> 00:54:28.822


on Fancy football's right around the corner.00:54:28.963 --> 00:54:30.829


Fuck that yeah right, I think I'm out this year.00:54:31.146 --> 00:54:32.755


I think we're under 100 days Right.00:54:32.978 --> 00:54:35.052


Yep, yep, I think I'm.00:54:35.447 --> 00:54:36.644


Are magazines on the shelves.00:54:37.106 --> 00:54:39.132


Nah, I looked at a supermarket the other day, did you?00:54:39.132 --> 00:54:39.313


Yeah?00:54:40.668 --> 00:54:42.193


I think I'm calling it quits this year.00:54:42.193 --> 00:54:44.652


Why Just it's too much man.00:54:44.652 --> 00:54:47.648


I love fantasy football, don't get me wrong.00:54:53.125 --> 00:54:55.490


But it's, you know, it's too much fucking fantasy baseball, that stupid fucking league Hence it's.00:54:55.510 --> 00:54:56.753


Hence the app is deleted off my phone like it's.00:54:56.753 --> 00:54:58.465


How am I doing, by the way, can we check my?00:54:58.465 --> 00:55:01.492


Yeah, yeah, sure, and see, see my record.00:55:01.492 --> 00:55:04.237


Check that real quick, not even touching it.00:55:04.237 --> 00:55:06.449


What place my and I gotta be in like seventh nice.00:55:06.489 --> 00:55:08.856


I haven't touched mine either since the attempted trade.00:55:09.336 --> 00:55:11.250


I heard about that you haven't touched yours since you got married.00:55:11.250 --> 00:55:11.731


Me too.00:55:17.014 --> 00:55:19.023


Touch it all the time since I got married.00:55:22.545 --> 00:55:24.132


Get your fucking facts straight.00:55:24.132 --> 00:55:28.452


Nice, I'm winning 15 to 7 at the moment and for the season, what's your team name?00:55:29.686 --> 00:55:33.911


99 problems and the bitch ain't one in the picture you are ranked 11th.00:55:34.365 --> 00:55:35.471


Oh, it's almost to last.00:55:35.471 --> 00:55:37.818


You are 56 and a half games out.00:55:37.818 --> 00:55:44.114


Yeah, it's terrible, but you're solid there, because 12th is 83 and a half games out.00:55:44.114 --> 00:55:45.577


Oh my God, who's 12th?00:55:45.577 --> 00:55:50.009


Jc's, oh, jc's team.00:55:50.009 --> 00:55:52.074


It's not too impressive, impressively bad.00:55:54.706 --> 00:55:55.869


Much like baseball.00:55:55.889 --> 00:56:00.277


He probably pays no attention to this, either I'm in the top 10.00:56:00.297 --> 00:56:00.677


Out of 12.00:56:00.677 --> 00:56:01.199


What's Matty's?00:56:02.005 --> 00:56:02.407


What are you?00:56:02.407 --> 00:56:03.871


Joe Boo needs a refill.00:56:03.871 --> 00:56:05.755


Oh, Matty's 5th.00:56:05.755 --> 00:56:08.530


He is 8 and a half games out.00:56:09.072 --> 00:56:12.012


Wow, I'm fucking close with 56 and a half.00:56:12.686 --> 00:56:14.934


I am 27 and a half games out.00:56:15.264 --> 00:56:19.697


I need a terrible four weeks in a row from everybody.00:56:19.905 --> 00:56:21.050


You need to go like 20 and one.00:56:22.949 --> 00:56:24.072


It's the worst league ever.00:56:25.105 --> 00:56:28.172


It's just so dumb I don't like it.00:56:28.172 --> 00:56:38.675


Like I had an issue with a guy on the IL or the DL the disabled list so I'm bringing back the disabled list for you fucking tree-hugging, fucking, whatevers.00:56:38.675 --> 00:56:42.114


Yes, change the name because it fucking sounds bad.00:56:42.114 --> 00:56:47.115


Remember that shit when they changed it from the disabled list to the injured list.00:56:47.115 --> 00:57:01.639


Yeah, baggot retard disabled list, Like you know, taking guys on and off the DL, Like it was just hard, Like it should have been so much easier.00:57:01.659 --> 00:57:03.043


What are you doing over there, man?00:57:03.043 --> 00:57:05.132


Just putting together faggot and retard over here.00:57:05.152 --> 00:57:06.195


We're bringing these words back.00:57:06.195 --> 00:57:07.769


We're bringing these back.00:57:07.769 --> 00:57:08.436


I have no problem with that.00:57:08.456 --> 00:57:09.244


That's fucking awesome.00:57:09.244 --> 00:57:10.891


But you think about it.00:57:10.891 --> 00:57:12.757


Yeah, it's probably faggots and retards.00:57:12.757 --> 00:57:17.815


Alright, I agree with you 110%.00:57:17.815 --> 00:57:19.409


But yeah, the fucking league is so dumb.00:57:19.429 --> 00:57:22.032


It's not even for money, which pisses me off Like.00:57:23.041 --> 00:57:23.304


Yeah.00:57:24.208 --> 00:57:24.469


That's.00:57:25.188 --> 00:57:25.713


What are we?00:57:25.713 --> 00:57:27.244


Six I realize.00:57:27.244 --> 00:57:27.769


I realize that we.00:57:27.769 --> 00:57:28.759


You know what six I I realized, I realized a week.00:57:28.759 --> 00:57:29.304


You know what I mean.00:57:29.304 --> 00:57:31.432


I'm playing for fucking soda caps.00:57:31.625 --> 00:57:34.735


As I'm watching the ad drops, I'm like who are these people?00:57:34.735 --> 00:57:39.041


I don't know any of these players at all, oh, no, yeah, yeah.00:57:42.489 --> 00:57:43.630


I don't follow baseball like that.00:57:43.630 --> 00:57:44.411


No, you know that's.00:57:44.411 --> 00:57:45.692


That's a different animal, bro.00:57:45.952 --> 00:58:09.880


Fuck that shit yeah, it's for fucking people that larp, you know, play dungeons and dragons and shit and fucking nerds, you know, nerds, nerds, nerds.00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:13.204


You heard LARP and you just started laughing.00:58:13.686 --> 00:58:17.755


The second you say LARPing is it's the craziest word.00:58:17.755 --> 00:58:19.769


If you think about it, then you're like what is LARPing?00:58:19.769 --> 00:58:32.811


Then you're like yeah, I see why it's LARPing Live action, role play, the fact that it's an acronym, right, and it's a word and an acronym, that's crazy LARPing.00:58:34.094 --> 00:58:37.588


You LARP Didn't even know what it was until three minutes ago.00:58:37.588 --> 00:58:38.251


Are you serious?00:58:38.251 --> 00:58:39.769


You never saw what movie was that?00:58:40.152 --> 00:58:40.693


What is it?00:58:43.572 --> 00:58:45.907


Oh, I know which one you're talking about With.00:58:46.009 --> 00:58:48.230


Paul Rudd and what's his name?00:58:48.371 --> 00:58:48.853


McLovin.00:58:51.793 --> 00:58:52.273


What's his name?00:58:52.313 --> 00:58:53.577


Stifler's in it Stifler's in it.00:58:55.452 --> 00:58:55.873


Role models.00:58:55.873 --> 00:58:59.456


Yeah, I couldn't get through that whole movie.00:58:59.456 --> 00:59:01.503


That's a good movie.00:59:02.407 --> 00:59:03.130


I tried a couple times.00:59:03.710 --> 00:59:09.034


It's not a turn off, for sure, couldn't do it, the whole LARPing thing.00:59:12.106 --> 00:59:12.911


You know it's a good watch.00:59:12.911 --> 00:59:16.168


Have you seen that Las Vegas shooter documentary?00:59:16.168 --> 00:59:19.072


Oh, my god, dude, it's called 11 Minutes.00:59:19.072 --> 00:59:31.146


I told Pat about it, I knew about it when it happened and you heard it on the news and stuff, but I never really listened to what happened, like all the fucking carrying on about.00:59:31.146 --> 00:59:32.291


You know, they dragged that.00:59:32.291 --> 00:59:39.449


I mean all due respects to the people, don't mean this like that, but they drag that shit out on the news as long as they can.00:59:39.449 --> 00:59:40.452


Yeah, you know.00:59:40.452 --> 00:59:45.889


So I just tune it out and like this documentary was like holy shit, man.00:59:45.889 --> 00:59:50.534


It's like four, five episodes, four episodes, really Four episodes.00:59:50.534 --> 00:59:51.797


It's called About an hour piece.00:59:51.797 --> 00:59:55.813


It's like video of concert goers.00:59:56.865 --> 00:59:57.969


It's actually something if you watch it.00:59:57.969 --> 00:59:59.835


You got to pay attention to it's video.00:59:59.965 --> 01:00:01.105


It's live video of it happening.01:00:01.485 --> 01:00:03.010


It's like police body cam.01:00:03.050 --> 01:00:04.054


Yeah, crazy shit.01:00:04.054 --> 01:00:11.182


And you're seeing people get hit, you're seeing asphalt Like the body cams of the guys.01:00:11.182 --> 01:00:11.864


You do not.01:00:11.864 --> 01:00:23.393


Your mouth will drop when you realize the amount this armory, this motherfucker, had and how many bullets he went through.01:00:23.393 --> 01:00:28.358


Not only how many bullets, how many weapons, it's a good watch.01:00:28.358 --> 01:00:37.635


Well, he had a whole room full of weapons, right, it's not even just having a room full of weapons is how these weapons were set up really like he was ready to go, like bipods.01:00:37.675 --> 01:00:40.851


Bipods strategically set in each part of the room.01:00:40.851 --> 01:00:42.753


Because of where his room was.01:00:42.753 --> 01:00:51.213


He had, like this, different angles view of everything so and he had one window that fucking just was literally you were.01:00:51.213 --> 01:00:52.054


There was no safe place.01:00:52.054 --> 01:00:52.594


Yeah.01:00:53.034 --> 01:00:53.956


Oh yeah, it's.01:00:53.956 --> 01:00:55.920


It's crazy, man, crazy shit it's crazy.01:00:55.920 --> 01:00:58.954


But, that won't say anything else.01:00:58.954 --> 01:00:59.597


It's a good one.01:00:59.597 --> 01:01:01.773


Yeah, so that shit out 11 minutes.01:01:01.773 --> 01:01:03.351


It said it wasn't on prime Prime.01:01:03.833 --> 01:01:07.356


That that made my jaw motherfucking drop watching that dude.01:01:07.637 --> 01:01:09.440


I'm watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine right now.01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:10.701


That's a funny show.01:01:11.646 --> 01:01:13.773


I enjoy that show?01:01:13.873 --> 01:01:21.085


What's that movie I just watched with the dude who plays Superman and oh, the League of.01:01:21.085 --> 01:01:23.630


It's a?01:01:23.630 --> 01:01:27.574


Oh, it's Shit Somewhere.01:01:27.574 --> 01:01:30.373


It's the dude who plays Reacher on Prime.01:01:30.373 --> 01:01:36.137


And like Henry Cavill, Alan Richman, the dude who plays Superman Cavill.01:01:36.137 --> 01:01:39.751


Yeah, okay, and they're like Nazi hunters.01:01:40.072 --> 01:01:40.835


Is it on Netflix?01:01:42.052 --> 01:01:43.244


Oh, I heard about this.01:01:43.244 --> 01:01:45.172


Who's Madonna's?01:01:45.211 --> 01:01:45.594


old husband.01:01:45.594 --> 01:01:46.538


Something distinguished, guy Ritchie.01:01:46.538 --> 01:01:48.143


Something distinguished, guy Ritchie.01:01:49.213 --> 01:01:50.284


It's a Guy Ritchie film.01:01:50.284 --> 01:01:52.344


I'm not even joking.01:01:52.344 --> 01:01:57.375


This is one of the best movies I've seen in years.01:01:57.375 --> 01:02:00.815


Really, really fucking good.01:02:00.815 --> 01:02:02.552


What a fucking role.01:02:02.552 --> 01:02:03.675


What's his name?01:02:03.675 --> 01:02:04.643


Plays the dude who plays Superman?01:02:04.643 --> 01:02:06.585


He's just this crazy.01:02:06.585 --> 01:02:08.070


They're all psychotic motherfuckers.01:02:08.070 --> 01:02:09.034


Henry Cavill, yeah.01:02:09.744 --> 01:02:12.253


They're talking about him as the next James Bond, perhaps.01:02:12.806 --> 01:02:13.769


He'd be a great James Bond.01:02:13.769 --> 01:02:14.849


Yeah, I think so too.01:02:16.072 --> 01:02:23.797


He's a good actor, but this fucking movie is fantastic, dude, it's gory.01:02:23.797 --> 01:02:29.472


It's there and I didn't realize it's a true fucking story.01:02:29.492 --> 01:02:30.556


Dude, did you watch the Witcher?01:02:30.556 --> 01:02:31.862


He's in the Witcher too.01:02:31.862 --> 01:02:33.871


Man, that's a good show.01:02:34.788 --> 01:02:36.815


I didn't realize that's a true story.01:02:36.815 --> 01:02:38.431


Superman no.01:02:42.117 --> 01:02:43.521


And I think we're nearing the end of the podcast.01:02:44.990 --> 01:02:48.755


No, you asshole that movie that Guy Ritchie made.01:02:48.755 --> 01:02:52.512


That's based on a real thing happening.01:02:52.585 --> 01:02:55.956


The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.01:02:56.565 --> 01:02:56.807


Yeah.01:02:58.262 --> 01:02:58.565


Watch it.01:02:58.565 --> 01:03:00.050


That's why it makes sense.01:03:00.050 --> 01:03:00.733


That's a Guy Ritchie.01:03:00.733 --> 01:03:03.086


It's a little fucking little fucking worky Kev.01:03:03.086 --> 01:03:05.313


You watched it, it's good.01:03:05.534 --> 01:03:07.510


It's really good it's really good.01:03:08.166 --> 01:03:13.538


It starts off with Superman's in jail and they let him out of jail to go do stuff.01:03:14.365 --> 01:03:16.072


How can a jail cell hold Superman?01:03:16.072 --> 01:03:16.954


Was it made of kryptonite?01:03:18.925 --> 01:03:22.795


What's crazy is it's based on a true story and it was five guys who started it.01:03:22.795 --> 01:03:27.014


And how they attacked these five dudes?01:03:27.014 --> 01:03:29.652


Just attacked the Germans at certain points.01:03:29.652 --> 01:03:30.869


Did you see the?01:03:30.909 --> 01:03:38.090


TikTok video where the guy asked his girlfriend if she wanted five guys and she got all bent out of shape saying I don't know if I can handle that.01:03:38.090 --> 01:03:44.268


And then she came back with well, I have, I have some people in mind.01:03:44.268 --> 01:03:46.856


If you're serious, their numbers are on my phone.01:03:46.856 --> 01:03:51.755


He's like talking about fucking cheeseburgers, jesus Christ.01:03:52.697 --> 01:03:53.418


That's awesome.01:03:53.418 --> 01:03:54.989


Sorry, that had to be fake, though, right.01:03:55.490 --> 01:03:55.893


You know what?01:03:55.893 --> 01:03:57.608


If it was, she acted well.01:03:57.608 --> 01:03:59.351


That's awesome, it was funny.01:04:00.014 --> 01:04:00.675


It made me laugh.01:04:00.675 --> 01:04:02.257


That's a good one.01:04:04.248 --> 01:04:05.110


I got a couple of cocks.01:04:05.110 --> 01:04:06.251


I mean numbers on my phone.01:04:06.251 --> 01:04:11.132


Yeah, yeah, I could see that happening.01:04:12.266 --> 01:04:17.268


I still can't understand why that would be the first thing that pops in your head when somebody wants to go for five guys.01:04:17.268 --> 01:04:20.054


Really, really.01:04:20.615 --> 01:04:21.777


Let me think Really.01:04:21.777 --> 01:04:24.853


Let me think about that One, two, three, four, five.01:04:24.853 --> 01:04:26.250


Okay, we can do it.01:04:28.125 --> 01:04:29.949


Mouth and ear.01:04:29.949 --> 01:04:33.777


Okay, we can do it Mouth and ear Okay we're in, are you?01:04:33.777 --> 01:04:42.072


How long have we been going?01:04:42.072 --> 01:04:46.494


17 minutes, or three days, hour and seven Six minutes.01:04:48.025 --> 01:04:49.371


Six minutes we've been gone.01:04:49.371 --> 01:04:52.514


Come on, what else you want to talk about?01:04:53.190 --> 01:04:54.280


I don't know what you got.01:04:54.300 --> 01:04:59.157


You got anything what really grinds your gears right now, patrick?01:05:00.309 --> 01:05:01.333


this fucking country.01:05:02.568 --> 01:05:07.916


Just how, how fucked up it is you know just how fucking stupid people it's, that it's, it's the.01:05:07.936 --> 01:05:08.862


You know Just how fucking stupid people are.01:05:08.862 --> 01:05:12.454


It's that, it's the you know, everybody against everybody else.01:05:12.454 --> 01:05:14.467


There's no unity, there's no.01:05:14.467 --> 01:05:21.751


There's so much divide, the bullshit that spewed out just for the hate and creating fucking issues.01:05:21.751 --> 01:05:24.648


Peace, love, man, dude, that's what I'm talking about.01:05:24.648 --> 01:05:24.849


Man.01:05:24.849 --> 01:05:26.590


Like it's so easy.01:05:26.590 --> 01:05:28.269


It really is, though, though.01:05:28.269 --> 01:05:30.369


If you think about it, it's so fucking easy.01:05:30.369 --> 01:05:33.333


It's just open your Fucking eyes and believe what you want to believe.01:05:34.248 --> 01:05:37.094


That's it, and it's what everyone's doing which is causing half the problem.01:05:37.929 --> 01:05:41.313


Yeah, well, that's the thing, but you still have the people are just like we're trying to silence that.01:05:41.313 --> 01:05:43.853


There's nothing to see here.01:05:43.853 --> 01:05:47.646


You know they're the fucking cop from South Park.01:05:47.786 --> 01:05:52.429


Did you see the fucking thing I sent you with the devil in the boardroom?01:05:53.150 --> 01:05:55.552


Oh my God, dude, play that motherfucker.01:05:55.552 --> 01:05:56.514


That shit was funny.01:05:56.514 --> 01:06:00.038


This is, oh my God Shit.01:06:00.038 --> 01:06:01.119


Did you yeah?01:06:01.119 --> 01:06:02.239


Where did you send that?01:06:02.340 --> 01:06:04.041


I sent it to you and Kevin in text.01:06:04.262 --> 01:06:10.012


All right, I got to find that, though I don't know, oh was it.01:06:10.012 --> 01:06:10.914


How recent was it?01:06:11.735 --> 01:06:14.983


Uh, yesterday, this morning something like that oh, is this it.01:06:14.983 --> 01:06:19.615


Barry out.01:06:21.365 --> 01:06:22.371


Thank you all for meeting with me.01:06:22.371 --> 01:06:28.474


You're all doing some wonderful work destroying the world, but I think it's probably time for us to reevaluate.01:06:28.885 --> 01:06:31.635


Sorry for the interruption, but I think we're in the wrong meeting.01:06:31.635 --> 01:06:35.090


We're not here to destroy the world, we're here to save it.01:06:35.090 --> 01:06:45.050


You see, we are some of the leading leaders of liberal causes and I'm with the Human Rights Campaign causes and I'm with the human rights campaign, who focus on lgbtq plus and trans rights.01:06:45.050 --> 01:06:49.039


You see, I have an eagle sign to let you know that I'm a good person.01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:51.106


Oh, excuse me.01:06:51.106 --> 01:06:58.016


Women's reproductive rights climate free palestine open.01:06:58.255 --> 01:06:59.516


I misspoke before.01:06:59.516 --> 01:07:05.737


You guys are not destroying the world, okay, you are saving the world.01:07:05.737 --> 01:07:06.219


Whoa, whoa, whoa.01:07:06.219 --> 01:07:07.244


What's up with those scare quotes?01:07:07.244 --> 01:07:11.476


Pretty sure I didn't use scare quotes when I said saving the world.01:07:11.476 --> 01:07:17.393


The important thing to keep in mind is that there's a big election coming up and we're all on the same page, okay.01:07:17.393 --> 01:07:23.777


So if we want Biden to win, he needs to win in order for us to save the world.01:07:23.777 --> 01:07:27.293


If we want biden to win, you folks how can I say this?01:07:27.293 --> 01:07:36.900


You, you, you might need to tone it down, just what that was a good question um, you're, uh, you're women's reproductive rights, right?01:07:37.501 --> 01:07:42.007


okay, excellent branding, by the way, I see's a much easier on the ears than baby murder.01:07:42.007 --> 01:07:47.708


So, yes, you on that one, but opposing any restrictions all the way through to the ninth month.01:07:47.708 --> 01:07:56.429


I mean, you see how you're kind of tipping your hand right Makes people think, wait, maybe they actually want to kill babies and we do, obviously, no, we don't.01:07:56.429 --> 01:08:00.052


Oh no, we don't, right, we don't.01:08:00.052 --> 01:08:02.974


But you see, you see how it can kind of look that way.01:08:02.974 --> 01:08:04.476


So that's, I mean, that's all I'm saying.01:08:04.476 --> 01:08:05.456


You know, let's tone it down.01:08:05.456 --> 01:08:06.478


And you, immigration?01:08:06.478 --> 01:08:17.511


Clearly, we don't want a completely open border that undermines any sense of national sovereignty, driving down wages for the working class and overtaxing the welfare state.01:08:17.511 --> 01:08:18.552


So let's go a bit easy there too.01:08:18.552 --> 01:08:19.314


Why not something like this?01:08:19.314 --> 01:08:23.341


Why not something like diversity is our?01:08:23.341 --> 01:08:28.033


Are you trying to say diversity is our strength?01:08:28.033 --> 01:08:30.466


Yes, how do you say that without laughing?01:08:30.466 --> 01:08:32.412


Oh my gosh, I can't even get through it.01:08:32.412 --> 01:08:35.353


This is, besides, my goodness.01:08:35.393 --> 01:08:36.095


Okay, what about you?01:08:36.095 --> 01:08:37.409


Pro-palestine you are?01:08:37.409 --> 01:08:44.971


I'm going to say this You're kind of coming across like you just want to wipe israel off the map and kill all the jews.01:08:44.971 --> 01:08:48.126


We do want to wipe israel off the map and kill all the jews.01:08:48.126 --> 01:08:49.974


Of course, yes, yes, and that's awesome.01:08:49.974 --> 01:08:56.738


I'm all for that, I love that, but you need to pretend like you don't want to wipe israel off the map and kill all the jews.01:08:56.738 --> 01:08:58.021


Why, excuse me?01:08:58.021 --> 01:09:05.534


I mean, we're pretty clear in our position and most young people and everyone on college campuses, and half the Democratic Party, of course, still support us.01:09:05.534 --> 01:09:06.817


Yeah, it's cool.01:09:06.817 --> 01:09:08.779


Now you may have a point there.01:09:08.779 --> 01:09:11.913


You might be the only person in here that can be as evil as you want to be and get away with it.01:09:11.913 --> 01:09:22.393


Still, let's think about tactics, okay, do you think that occupying bridges and blocking traffic is somehow winning people over to your cause?01:09:22.512 --> 01:09:26.435


Yeah, and making people hate us by blocking traffic is our thing.01:09:26.435 --> 01:09:28.478


He's stealing our thing.01:09:28.677 --> 01:09:34.002


You're not stealing your thing, you must die, we will kill you all.01:09:35.725 --> 01:09:37.389


See, this is what I'm talking about.01:09:37.389 --> 01:09:41.318


I mean, okay, I love the homicidal thing that you got going on there.01:09:41.318 --> 01:09:49.212


I really dig it okay, but maybe market it just a little bit differently, like the serial killer that everyone thinks is such a sweet guy.01:09:49.212 --> 01:09:53.417


You know he's got 27 bodies in the basement but he's, like you know, coaching Little League.01:09:53.417 --> 01:09:54.279


That's what I want.01:09:54.279 --> 01:09:55.860


Be that guy.01:09:55.860 --> 01:09:59.323


Back to America.01:10:01.189 --> 01:10:03.822


You know, the funny thing is, you don't even look, dude, that is so funny.01:10:04.386 --> 01:10:04.989


Be that guy.01:10:04.989 --> 01:10:06.391


I think.01:10:06.391 --> 01:10:09.792


I was watching that like 5 o'clock this morning and I'm chuckling my ass.01:10:09.792 --> 01:10:11.367


I was like what's the matter with you?01:10:11.367 --> 01:10:14.613


I'm like shut up, it's so true, that's crazy.01:10:17.337 --> 01:10:18.779


Alright, what do you think?01:10:20.506 --> 01:10:23.511


I think we should finish this bottle of bourbon and call it a day.01:10:25.354 --> 01:10:25.855


What's that mean?01:10:26.717 --> 01:10:27.059


I don't know.01:10:27.864 --> 01:10:28.528


Do you want to play the?01:10:29.024 --> 01:10:30.532


Do you have something else you want to talk about?01:10:30.532 --> 01:10:30.805


Do you want?01:10:30.826 --> 01:10:33.475


to play the Wile E Coyote oh.01:10:36.108 --> 01:10:36.711


You could kill that.01:10:36.711 --> 01:10:38.109


That was such a good one too.01:10:38.109 --> 01:10:41.130


That was a good one.01:10:43.105 --> 01:10:46.175


When I saw it I was like what the fuck is this big rock in the middle of the road?01:10:47.662 --> 01:10:49.310


Yeah, they're not going to see it right.01:10:50.386 --> 01:10:59.409


George Orwell once said every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it and wiser than the one that comes after it.01:10:59.409 --> 01:11:05.993


Boomers will see this rock in the road and think, okay, let's figure out how to get it moved.01:11:05.993 --> 01:11:16.652


Millennials and Gen Z will see the rock and cry about the inconvenience that it has caused them, then wonder if the rock identifies as a rock or is it actually a tree?01:11:16.652 --> 01:11:28.953


Gen X, however, will see this rock and say I'll bet a hundred bucks there is a coyote under there bro, that is, it's exactly what I would like.01:11:29.996 --> 01:11:31.257


Just, I'm not even joking.01:11:31.257 --> 01:11:34.510


Like when I saw the rock, I'm like, instantly I was like why are they coyote?01:11:34.510 --> 01:11:39.951


Like instantly, yep, when you see shit like that, a rock in the road or an anvil.01:11:40.091 --> 01:11:40.854


Was there anything?01:11:41.324 --> 01:11:45.492


That or rocket fucking Acme.01:11:45.492 --> 01:11:46.615


Rocket on roller skates.01:11:47.005 --> 01:11:49.846


Have they found anything racist with the fucking roadrunner or anything?01:11:49.846 --> 01:11:53.295


Like that Is that an okay cartoon to still like it's too violent.01:11:56.025 --> 01:11:56.809


Fucking violent.01:11:56.809 --> 01:11:58.274


It was Fucking dicks.01:11:58.274 --> 01:11:59.947


Call of.01:12:01.752 --> 01:12:01.952


Duty.01:12:02.573 --> 01:12:04.037


Yeah right, bugs Bunny.01:12:04.037 --> 01:12:07.606


And who's Sam?01:12:07.606 --> 01:12:08.350


What the fuck?01:12:08.350 --> 01:12:09.747


Elmer Fudd, elmer Fudd.01:12:09.747 --> 01:12:12.591


And who's the cowboy with the six guns?01:12:14.328 --> 01:12:15.112


Yosemite Sam.01:12:15.444 --> 01:12:15.645


Right.01:12:15.867 --> 01:12:16.971


That shit's too violent.01:12:16.971 --> 01:12:20.412


But hey six-year-old, go play Call of Duty and motherfuck some adult.01:12:20.412 --> 01:12:21.765


I, hey six-year-old, go play Call of Duty and motherfuck some adult.01:12:21.765 --> 01:12:23.588


You got Foghorn Leghorn.01:12:23.588 --> 01:12:24.210


I'll say it.01:12:24.210 --> 01:12:25.753


I'll say it, hey boy.01:12:27.837 --> 01:12:30.948


Right, I totally forgot.01:12:30.948 --> 01:12:33.747


I could do you Somebody say him that was Foghorn Leghorn.01:12:33.747 --> 01:12:39.798


Whatever, you're not a dog, hey, I'll say it.01:12:43.585 --> 01:12:44.949


It's a mix between Harry Cary and.01:12:44.970 --> 01:12:46.935


Foghorn, her little jizz paw in there too.01:12:46.935 --> 01:12:50.828


I think he's drunk, no.01:12:50.929 --> 01:12:52.609


I'm not, I'll say it.01:12:52.609 --> 01:13:03.421


I said hey boy, hey boy, oh god Do we do a show next week hey boy, hi, hi, oh God.01:13:05.087 --> 01:13:05.747


Do we do a show next week?01:13:05.747 --> 01:13:06.028


Yeah, why not?01:13:06.028 --> 01:13:07.952


Well, we got to get a hold of.01:13:07.971 --> 01:13:08.152


Joe Well.01:13:08.733 --> 01:13:12.259


I would assume we're doing a show next week, Regardless if we you know.01:13:12.259 --> 01:13:17.139


Yeah well, I'm not aware of anything that would preclude us from doing a show.01:13:17.139 --> 01:13:17.824


It's not Mother's Day, it's not.01:13:17.824 --> 01:13:19.586


I'm not away at a convention.01:13:20.506 --> 01:13:22.747


Very good you got to check your softball schedule.01:13:22.747 --> 01:13:25.667


I'm sure I'm fucking watching softball somewhere.01:13:25.667 --> 01:13:30.350


Dude, the places you've been naming that these places are at.01:13:30.990 --> 01:13:33.891


Oh, dude, there's weekend trips with hotels.01:13:35.092 --> 01:13:37.814


So far we've gone from what Long Island to Saugerties.01:13:37.814 --> 01:13:38.753


Yeah, yeah.01:13:39.475 --> 01:13:47.997


There's one in Pennsylvania, there's a couple in New Jersey and they're going to play nationals in Delaware.01:13:48.217 --> 01:13:49.198


Nationals for what?01:13:49.238 --> 01:13:53.841


They're going to get ripped, so do you have to be good to play?01:13:53.900 --> 01:13:54.440


nationals.01:13:54.440 --> 01:13:59.463


I think you just have to pay money to get in the tournament and the other teams ask fuck you and send you home.01:13:59.463 --> 01:14:01.590


Okay, we're here to throttle you.01:14:01.609 --> 01:14:02.753


There's no qualifying.01:14:03.314 --> 01:14:11.890


No, you have to be so good, it's all a fucking money grab and it's like, oh, you want to pay?01:14:11.890 --> 01:14:12.873


Sure, come on in.01:14:14.006 --> 01:14:27.386


These 16 nationally ranked teams are going to fucking beat you to death inside of five minutes and then you can leave my buddy lacy down in a south carolina told me that there's like travel soccer, that they, they go to fucking texas.01:14:27.386 --> 01:14:30.671


Yeah, yep, I gotta.01:14:30.771 --> 01:14:32.775


I was like what you know?01:14:32.775 --> 01:14:43.515


Like I got a buddy whose daughter is so good is getting recruited to different teams that he may actually have to move to go where this team is located for his daughter to play there.01:14:43.515 --> 01:14:44.362


Well, that's cool.01:14:44.583 --> 01:14:45.890


Well, you got a kid like that.01:14:45.890 --> 01:14:50.479


You move, you know, I guess yeah, why not?01:14:50.479 --> 01:14:50.942


Dude could?01:14:50.962 --> 01:14:53.989


be a fucking, it's fucking soccer.01:14:53.989 --> 01:14:54.871


How much are you going to make?01:14:54.890 --> 01:14:56.895


I don't know man $7.01:14:58.819 --> 01:14:58.918


It's.01:14:58.918 --> 01:15:02.307


It's more like endorsements, I would think, you know, not like.01:15:03.648 --> 01:15:04.210


You're talking about.01:15:04.289 --> 01:15:05.185


NIL Dude.01:15:05.185 --> 01:15:06.787


It's a growing sport, man, by that time.01:15:06.787 --> 01:15:07.270


You never know.01:15:08.086 --> 01:15:12.056


Listen again, it certainly is, and I actually yeah, you've played.01:15:12.056 --> 01:15:15.265


Well, not only have I played, but I enjoy watching the US national team.01:15:15.324 --> 01:15:16.791


It's the original play-by-play over here.01:15:16.791 --> 01:15:21.073


What did I say?01:15:21.073 --> 01:15:22.809


It's the original Pele.01:15:22.809 --> 01:15:23.612


I mean, come on.01:15:28.966 --> 01:15:35.748


So anyway, I was saying, pele was a lot taller and darker, a little darker too.01:15:39.525 --> 01:15:43.345


He could actually jump in the air and kick the ball, but I can't get my feet off the ground.01:15:43.466 --> 01:15:44.944


I was thinking about you on the chair, anyways.01:15:45.024 --> 01:15:51.640


They're supposed to be building like some big fucking Complex down by, like Shea Stadium or whatever they call that fucking place now.01:15:52.082 --> 01:15:56.324


Shea Field Complex for what Sports like soccer fields.01:15:56.345 --> 01:15:57.546


What's the name of their fucking?01:15:57.567 --> 01:15:57.867


stadium.01:15:57.907 --> 01:15:58.927


City Field, but they're making.01:15:58.948 --> 01:16:00.229


What's the name of their fucking stadium?01:16:00.229 --> 01:16:01.350


Citi Field Citi.01:16:01.390 --> 01:16:04.956


Field, but they're making this whole recreational.01:16:05.275 --> 01:16:07.359


They want something that can win in that area.01:16:07.658 --> 01:16:08.881


It's going to be like a concert venue too.01:16:10.185 --> 01:16:13.284


Something with a concert venue, yeah, like all that industrial fucking ghetto that's there.01:16:13.505 --> 01:16:15.511


They're going to fucking bulldoze it and build it back up.01:16:15.712 --> 01:16:18.429


Yeah, I think they're in the process now it, I think they're in the process.01:16:18.448 --> 01:16:19.131


now it got approved.01:16:19.331 --> 01:16:20.694


I got to try to get a piece of that insurance.01:16:20.694 --> 01:16:29.096


Call them, call Steve, if anyone's listening to the fucking retail insurance broker who's on that fucking project.01:16:29.096 --> 01:16:34.175


Pay no attention to shit we say on this show.01:16:34.175 --> 01:16:37.394


Call me privately, dude, that shit's going to take like a decade to do.01:16:38.166 --> 01:16:39.130


I certainly hope so, kev.01:16:39.130 --> 01:16:39.733


It's a lot of money.01:16:39.733 --> 01:16:40.890


You can undercut somebody.01:16:40.890 --> 01:16:41.752


It's a lot of money.01:16:41.752 --> 01:16:42.577


You can undercut somebody.01:16:42.577 --> 01:16:43.158


It's a lot of money.01:16:43.158 --> 01:16:44.425


Yeah, a lot of money there.01:16:44.425 --> 01:16:49.396


You just walk in there and undercut them, right, that's business, right Capitalism.01:16:50.407 --> 01:16:52.993


Oh, let's see how bad my father's day is fucked up tomorrow.01:16:52.993 --> 01:16:54.036


Here we go.01:16:54.036 --> 01:16:54.578


What happened?01:16:54.578 --> 01:16:59.240


Leah has to be at the field at 8.45 am you leaving now.01:16:59.240 --> 01:17:07.189


So that's a 6 o'clock wake-up time, to leave by 7.01:17:07.189 --> 01:17:08.914


18.01:17:10.546 --> 01:17:11.449


8.45?01:17:11.449 --> 01:17:11.449


.01:17:11.449 --> 01:17:13.529


Wait, you gotta be at Saugerties at 8.45?01:17:13.529 --> 01:17:17.694


It's only an hour and a half you have to be at Saugerties at 8.45.01:17:18.206 --> 01:17:19.572


I guess it's South Albany, right.01:17:20.404 --> 01:17:21.068


Yeah, but it's not that far.01:17:21.068 --> 01:17:21.328


Not that far.01:17:21.328 --> 01:17:22.432


It's westugert, or is it 845?01:17:22.432 --> 01:17:23.095


I guess it's South Albany, right?01:17:23.095 --> 01:17:23.797


Yeah, but it's not that far.01:17:23.818 --> 01:17:27.171


Not that far it's west, though it's an hour ride, it's a little west Hour and 15, hour and 20, yeah.01:17:27.364 --> 01:17:30.970


Yeah, depending on it's usually yeah, well, it's holiday, dude.01:17:31.085 --> 01:17:32.331


You never know who's traveling.01:17:32.331 --> 01:17:37.573


Not at 7 o'clock in the morning, Kev Not at, I'll probably hit traffic Actually.01:17:37.573 --> 01:17:39.796


Maybe you got people going to visit dad in Canada.01:17:39.796 --> 01:17:40.457


You don't know.01:17:40.677 --> 01:17:45.130


Actually, I probably won't hit traffic on the way back, because where did Canada?01:17:45.171 --> 01:17:47.189


come from the way he's going to have to get to Sorghetti's.01:17:47.189 --> 01:17:50.213


I'm trying to, you know, like Thruway 87?01:17:50.213 --> 01:17:52.405


Yeah, 87 up, you know.01:17:52.627 --> 01:17:55.409


Well, actually I took the back roads the other day.01:17:55.409 --> 01:17:56.234


It wasn't bad.01:18:02.608 --> 01:18:03.590


Where'd you go.01:18:03.590 --> 01:18:04.811


I took out a Taconic to a bull's head road.01:18:04.811 --> 01:18:08.659


I love bull's head.01:18:11.189 --> 01:18:12.712


Dude, you're sleeping in your truck tonight.01:18:12.712 --> 01:18:13.033


What's?01:18:13.094 --> 01:18:13.234


wrong?01:18:13.234 --> 01:18:13.796


No, I'm not.01:18:13.796 --> 01:18:16.145


There's been a lot of innuendo this evening.01:18:16.145 --> 01:18:18.313


A lot of innuendo, bull's head.01:18:19.024 --> 01:18:21.646


I think that fucking cartoon porn sent them over the edge.01:18:21.646 --> 01:18:23.269


It might have it might have.01:18:23.288 --> 01:18:24.069


It's not funny, kevin.01:18:24.069 --> 01:18:26.474


Shut your mouth.01:18:26.474 --> 01:18:27.515


It's kind of funny.01:18:27.515 --> 01:18:31.341


Go ahead, say something stupid, you're going to say something stupid.01:18:31.345 --> 01:18:32.447


Where's your favorite little button?01:18:32.447 --> 01:18:35.011


Where is it?01:18:35.011 --> 01:18:36.493


Shut up, bitch.01:18:36.493 --> 01:18:37.235


There it is.01:18:37.235 --> 01:18:38.216


It's always good.01:18:39.278 --> 01:18:44.521


This fucking guy's been trying to find a way to sneak away for 10 minutes, since you saw that thing on TV.01:18:46.953 --> 01:18:54.993


What, what Cranking in the corner on a fucking cartoon porn Bull's head Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex.01:18:54.993 --> 01:19:00.077


You know, no, biggie Kevin would walk in.01:19:00.096 --> 01:19:00.760


There's a pill for that.01:19:00.824 --> 01:19:01.226


Kevin would walk in.01:19:01.226 --> 01:19:01.376


There's a pill for that.01:19:01.376 --> 01:19:04.472


Kevin would walk in, let the boy watch.01:19:07.145 --> 01:19:08.168


Try to turn this on me.01:19:08.168 --> 01:19:09.935


It's a little weird.01:19:10.805 --> 01:19:11.646


It's a little weird.01:19:11.646 --> 01:19:14.052


All right, I'm done, I'm tired.01:19:14.052 --> 01:19:16.518


You finished, are you done?01:19:16.518 --> 01:19:19.690


You just going to roll over and go to sleep now?01:19:19.690 --> 01:19:20.012


Yeah, are you?01:19:20.033 --> 01:19:20.335


done, kevin?01:19:20.335 --> 01:19:21.220


I think you roll over and go to sleep now.01:19:21.220 --> 01:19:21.944


Yeah, are you done, kevin?01:19:21.944 --> 01:19:24.211


I think you should spoon me, kevin, for a minute.01:19:24.350 --> 01:19:25.635


You don't want to cuddle, no.01:19:36.335 --> 01:19:37.817


Shotgun little spoon.01:19:38.637 --> 01:19:40.261


That's good, that's good.01:19:40.305 --> 01:19:44.912


That's how we end the fucking episode on that, all right so play a little music and uh, yeah, what do you want to hear?01:19:44.931 --> 01:20:02.501


you should play lit again yeah, gorillas, give me some gorillas, gorillas that wasn't bad no, it wasn't bad.01:20:02.520 --> 01:20:03.442


No, it wasn't bad at all.01:20:03.442 --> 01:20:04.207


That's feel-good.01:20:04.207 --> 01:20:05.469


Ink right, want me to beatbox?01:20:05.469 --> 01:20:07.292


No, no.01:20:10.097 --> 01:20:10.238


No.01:20:18.753 --> 01:20:21.819


What was the one you were just doing?01:20:21.819 --> 01:20:22.279


You know this.01:20:22.279 --> 01:20:31.492


What am I fucking talking about?01:20:31.492 --> 01:20:51.761


Yeah, I need more cowbell.01:20:51.761 --> 01:21:07.332


Give me that tambourine.01:21:07.332 --> 01:21:09.315


All right, ladies, fuck this shit, we're out.01:21:09.315 --> 01:21:10.398


Take it deep.01:21:10.618 --> 01:21:14.270


Happy Father's Day, bitches.01:21:14.773 --> 01:21:27.078


We're back live people we got stories Shit's happening, shit's happening, right, sorry, sorry so I was outside I asked pat.01:21:27.078 --> 01:21:30.193


I was like, dude, you see that picture of the snake I sent?01:21:30.193 --> 01:21:32.096


Yeah, I was like it's right over there.01:21:32.096 --> 01:21:35.476


And he's like, oh, he's all you know bugging out or whatever.01:21:35.717 --> 01:21:49.537


I wasn't bugging out well, obviously didn't enjoy snakes, like kind of skeeved out maybe the only thing that could have been worse was it was a spider snake, maybe spider snake, maybe a little fear, you know.01:21:50.137 --> 01:21:50.297


Um.01:21:50.297 --> 01:21:53.835


So I just kind of kind of laughed.01:21:53.835 --> 01:21:55.760


Like you know, I laughed.01:21:55.760 --> 01:21:57.545


It was a cool picture of the garter snake.01:21:57.545 --> 01:21:59.668


He was all perched up like a spitting cobra.01:21:59.668 --> 01:22:03.698


Like ready to fucking like, pounce on like a cricket.01:22:04.118 --> 01:22:05.930


Okay, so I just emailed it.01:22:05.930 --> 01:22:10.634


I think I'll be able to, I'll be able to share this, so just give me one second.01:22:10.634 --> 01:22:12.505


Keep talking, keep talking.01:22:12.645 --> 01:22:16.265


So then like uh, he starts, you know, he's like, well, did?01:22:16.265 --> 01:22:17.667


He's like I've been traumatized.01:22:17.667 --> 01:22:19.649


I'm like traumatized by what dude?01:22:19.649 --> 01:22:26.377


Like what happened, you got an incident, so and then he tells me this okay.01:22:27.139 --> 01:22:32.171


So do you remember back in the day, maddie, when, um, they would have middle school?01:22:32.171 --> 01:22:35.578


Yeah right, they would have, like uh, what do you call it?01:22:35.578 --> 01:22:37.568


The exotic animals.01:22:37.568 --> 01:22:39.231


Like you remember this?01:22:39.873 --> 01:22:44.132


Like the in-school field trip, go sit in the auditorium everybody.01:22:44.193 --> 01:22:47.515


you know yes, yes, yep, yep, All right.01:22:47.515 --> 01:22:49.430


I'm trying to find.01:22:49.430 --> 01:22:51.467


I can't find a live to share.01:22:51.467 --> 01:22:52.869


Wait a minute.01:22:53.230 --> 01:22:55.014


I think I can do it.01:22:55.014 --> 01:22:55.675


Downloads.01:22:55.675 --> 01:22:58.899


That wasn't it, shit?01:23:00.652 --> 01:23:04.234


Where is it you want me to just hold it up in front of the fucking camera?01:23:05.347 --> 01:23:17.050


no, you dickhead oh, there, it is alright, so this is on down 740 see, this is kind of cool.01:23:17.070 --> 01:23:21.103


He was just kind of chilling out, just like that, and he didn't move when I walked by him and so I whipped out the camera and I was like, oh, this is a cool like that.01:23:21.103 --> 01:23:24.331


And he didn't move when I walked by him and so I whipped out the camera and I was like, oh, this is a cool pic.01:23:25.012 --> 01:23:25.845


He's ready to pounce.01:23:26.809 --> 01:23:27.652


Little garter snake.01:23:28.472 --> 01:23:29.625


That is not a garter snake.01:23:29.725 --> 01:23:30.890


That's a garter snake man.01:23:30.890 --> 01:23:32.744


The yard is full of them, whatever.01:23:37.034 --> 01:23:39.791


So anyway, wait, wait, wait, I can share the screen.01:23:39.791 --> 01:23:41.514


So there it is there we go.01:23:41.514 --> 01:23:41.698


So anyway, wait, wait, wait.01:23:41.698 --> 01:23:42.110


Okay, so I could share the screen.01:23:42.110 --> 01:23:42.414


So we're gonna.01:23:42.414 --> 01:23:43.104


Oh, we have, we have done.01:23:43.104 --> 01:23:45.711


There, it is there, it is there we go.01:23:45.711 --> 01:23:48.358


So now, that's, that's the snake, so people can see this.01:23:48.358 --> 01:23:51.291


All right, snakes why all?01:23:51.411 --> 01:23:52.453


right, so snakes?01:23:52.453 --> 01:23:53.636


I was like, yeah, I saw that.01:23:53.636 --> 01:23:53.936


I was like.01:23:53.936 --> 01:23:56.546


I was like I just I've been traumatized with snakes.01:23:56.546 --> 01:23:58.248


And he's like, oh, yeah, how?01:23:58.248 --> 01:24:17.764


So in seventh grade they had um exotic animals and they had it in the george fisher middle school auditorium and next thing, you know, like all these animals come through and he's like, oh, we're gonna need some, we're gonna need some um volunteers.01:24:17.764 --> 01:24:19.747


Yeah, but what was the word I used?01:24:19.747 --> 01:24:23.212


I forgot we're going to need some brave people out there.01:24:23.212 --> 01:24:25.815


Yeah, I was like oh me me.01:24:26.556 --> 01:24:28.560


I got chosen right and this is back when you had hair.01:24:31.854 --> 01:24:34.587


Yeah, beautiful, beautiful, long mane Rawr.01:24:34.587 --> 01:24:47.590


So lo and behold, they pull out this like 32-foot anaconda From their pants, from this satchel they had an anaconda in a satchel.01:24:47.891 --> 01:24:50.091


Pulled out a Damien Next thing you know you have like 10 kids.01:24:50.091 --> 01:24:52.752


Jake DeSnake Roberts came out and clotheslined you.01:24:52.752 --> 01:24:53.755


Did the guy have a mullet?01:24:53.864 --> 01:24:56.131


Yo, he booted me right in the mouth at seventh grade.01:24:56.131 --> 01:24:58.305


It was unbelievable, fucking.01:24:58.305 --> 01:24:58.988


You heard the bell.01:24:58.988 --> 01:24:59.930


It was unbelievable.01:24:59.930 --> 01:25:00.893


You heard the bell, it was nuts.01:25:00.893 --> 01:25:04.944


So it ends up where there's like 12 of us holding this fucking thing Right.01:25:04.944 --> 01:25:15.622


I end up at the neck head area, and when I mean Like not front seat of the roller coaster, but like yeah, close enough.01:25:15.622 --> 01:25:26.994


Okay, when I mean the strength and the muscle and the girth, the girth of this animal, first time you ever grabbed anything girthy.01:25:27.034 --> 01:25:35.351


Huh yeah, well it's middle school yeah people gotta make money somehow anyway.01:25:36.292 --> 01:25:43.480


So it was, it's, it's, it's pure amazement, like how you know how this thing can kill things.01:25:43.744 --> 01:25:45.506


Did it latch onto you so.01:25:46.189 --> 01:25:54.011


I'm sitting there thinking I'm all cool, weaving back and forth with this fucking thing, holding it, struggling, and I hear out of the corner of my ear.01:25:54.011 --> 01:26:02.292


I'm just like, oh, and anacondas are known to strike sometimes when you smack them down by the tail, and I was like what?01:26:02.292 --> 01:26:03.470


Who was holding the tail?01:26:03.470 --> 01:26:08.493


The tail was down there, I was by the head, yeah.01:26:08.493 --> 01:26:12.315


So the guy starts smacking the tail like down by the tail.01:26:12.404 --> 01:26:13.730


The owner, the snake owner guy.01:26:14.085 --> 01:26:14.926


So I think it's.01:26:14.926 --> 01:26:22.376


This motherfucking snake goes around me and starts constricting my neck.01:26:26.440 --> 01:26:30.465


Okay, I would give anything in the world.01:26:30.706 --> 01:26:32.391


There's gotta be video of this.01:26:32.391 --> 01:26:32.814


I don't know.01:26:35.270 --> 01:26:37.609


Back in 7th grade somebody had a fucking shoulder.01:26:37.609 --> 01:26:39.046


It had to be a shoulder, bro.01:26:39.287 --> 01:26:45.024


how quick how quick it was, like it just starts constricting.01:26:45.024 --> 01:26:50.631


I start crying my eyes out as I'm running, crying on stage.01:26:51.828 --> 01:26:53.313


How hard was it to get off?01:26:53.313 --> 01:26:54.128


It was hard.01:26:54.128 --> 01:26:57.371


I had to Was the guy like oh shit.01:26:57.565 --> 01:26:58.534


Did you say your dick was hard?01:27:00.126 --> 01:27:05.953


I had to pull like real hard and it like it, stayed for a second and I slipped my fucking hand in.01:27:06.289 --> 01:27:07.145


Oh, so you got out.01:27:07.145 --> 01:27:08.944


You didn't have to get rescued.01:27:09.949 --> 01:27:11.912


I took myself out, dude, I freaked the fuck out.01:27:11.912 --> 01:27:13.644


I was gonna be eaten.01:27:16.372 --> 01:27:19.385


Was it perched over top of your head Like it was getting ready to fucking clamp you.01:27:19.685 --> 01:27:26.833


You're totally like out of Aladdin, or Anaconda, did you leave crying like while everyone's still holding the snake?01:27:26.833 --> 01:27:27.796


Yes, oh man.01:27:31.069 --> 01:27:32.283


I ran down the fucking-.01:27:32.283 --> 01:27:34.131


I wonder why no one has any respect for you.01:27:34.131 --> 01:27:34.993


That's embarrassing.01:27:34.993 --> 01:27:36.149


That's not embarrassing.01:27:36.149 --> 01:27:36.872


I was scared.01:27:37.706 --> 01:27:39.353


You ran away crying, kevin.01:27:39.353 --> 01:27:40.849


You ran away crying.01:27:40.849 --> 01:27:45.271


All right, he go cry in the car, okay, okay, okay.01:27:45.292 --> 01:27:47.557


Speaking of crying, I know, speaking of crying.01:27:48.466 --> 01:27:55.494


I would not even have told my closest friend this story, but Kevin, kevin relinquished this story.01:27:56.206 --> 01:27:58.234


But I mean, Matt might remember this.01:27:58.234 --> 01:28:00.690


Do you know something?01:28:00.711 --> 01:28:02.375


about him being in the fifth grade.01:28:02.375 --> 01:28:04.993


No, no, no, no, I'm just saying and losing a tug of war.01:28:05.725 --> 01:28:11.818


So do you remember at the end of the year they'd hold those gymnasium fucking games?01:28:12.686 --> 01:28:13.489


That was field day.01:28:13.630 --> 01:28:16.570


Whatever, no, no, this was middle school.01:28:16.570 --> 01:28:17.274


It was middle school.01:28:17.274 --> 01:28:19.072


Yeah, this was George Fisher Middle School.01:28:19.072 --> 01:28:21.332


Because it was middle school.01:28:21.332 --> 01:28:21.734


Yeah, this was george fisher middle school.01:28:21.685 --> 01:28:28.949


Um, because it was um I mean, I certainly remember we had all the gladiator games when we were in school dodgeball, tug of war, yeah, it was like wrestling.01:28:28.989 --> 01:28:34.087


It was like a multi-day event at the end of the year like you like.01:28:34.087 --> 01:28:37.832


It was just like the gymnasium, I don't know Sounds like my daughter's tournament.01:28:38.332 --> 01:28:39.595


Did you hear this story?01:28:40.336 --> 01:28:47.925


So like I won a couple of events, you know Like there was like a kickball thing- he's nationally ranked.01:28:47.925 --> 01:28:54.697


There was like a bunch of things and it was like you know, I think I won like best guy whatever.01:28:54.697 --> 01:28:56.126


And there was like a girl won.01:28:56.126 --> 01:28:59.831


They won best guy whatever, most athletic, yeah, best guy, whatever.01:28:59.890 --> 01:29:00.431


What is that?01:29:00.551 --> 01:29:02.994


Did you throw an 80 mile an hour fastball that day?01:29:03.034 --> 01:29:05.797


No, no, I won best guy, whatever.01:29:06.057 --> 01:29:12.896


No, but there was like a there was a thing, a, thing, Like yeah, there was a whole bunch of different shit.01:29:13.907 --> 01:29:15.774


It was almost like the Olympics, almost right.01:29:15.774 --> 01:29:23.469


All right, so you're the Bruce Jenner Paraplegic Olympics, if you want to rate it like that.01:29:23.469 --> 01:29:25.190


Sure, and the girl winner was Lynn Albert.01:29:25.190 --> 01:29:26.953


You remember Lynn Albert, I certainly do.01:29:26.953 --> 01:29:27.996


All right, she was a giant.01:29:27.996 --> 01:29:31.710


Yes, right, tall, tall girl.01:29:31.710 --> 01:29:33.887


Yeah, I mean, especially for you.01:29:33.887 --> 01:29:39.158


Sorry, buddy, I had to get one in.01:29:39.158 --> 01:30:00.175


So Mr McCall, the gym teacher yes, I recall he had us do like tug of war, like everybody's holy fuck, I do remember this and she beat me yes, she did.01:30:01.086 --> 01:30:03.229


Yeah, remember this.01:30:03.229 --> 01:30:07.655


And she beat me.01:30:07.655 --> 01:30:08.297


Yes, she did.01:30:08.297 --> 01:30:13.747


Yeah, it was like fifth grade, though you know it wasn't like eighth grade.01:30:13.747 --> 01:30:29.069


I think I could have won at eighth grade, but in fifth grade she got me man she was like, she was like five, seven in fifth grade yeah, she was, she was a tall girl and the worst thing is about this did you shit yourself during the tug?01:30:29.090 --> 01:30:29.270


of war.01:30:30.268 --> 01:30:40.914


I can't think of anything worse than that so my like my uncle, with the bear story I told you about you know, like I got lost with my BB gun and stuff.01:30:40.914 --> 01:30:49.073


So my father, my uncle and her father were hunting buddies and like since childhood, like we would go over their house.01:30:49.073 --> 01:30:50.430


You ruined it, didn't you?01:30:50.430 --> 01:30:58.289


Because we would go over the house for like New Year's and stuff like that and like we were friends, family friends, you know, in a sense.01:30:58.289 --> 01:31:12.045


And man, I had to live with that through fucking, not only through middle school but throughout my like holidays, certain holidays and did you guys try to like arm wrestle anytime during the holidays?01:31:12.988 --> 01:31:19.885


no, no she would probably throw, but it was a did you try to bang her one of the holiday pork?01:31:20.306 --> 01:31:20.689


no, no dude.01:31:22.127 --> 01:31:22.412


She fucking.01:31:22.412 --> 01:31:24.423


No, no, Get away from me little man.01:31:24.423 --> 01:31:26.231


Heil drives him.01:31:27.627 --> 01:31:29.913


She power bombed him to the table at Christmas dinner.01:31:29.913 --> 01:31:31.077


Get off me, minion.01:31:31.265 --> 01:31:33.091


I'm glad only one person's watching this.01:31:33.091 --> 01:31:36.252


But yeah, you're nothing but a minion, kevin.01:31:36.252 --> 01:31:37.971


You do remember it now, right.01:31:38.104 --> 01:31:38.886


I do remember that.01:31:38.926 --> 01:31:44.672


Yes, yeah, man, yes, you do remember it now, right, I do remember that yes, Not only did I beat you in tug of war, I'll beat you in life loser.01:31:44.832 --> 01:31:47.235


Like you told the snake story, I was like man, that's so embarrassing.01:31:47.235 --> 01:31:49.899


I was like, yeah, I got an embarrassing story from middle school.01:31:49.899 --> 01:31:54.510


That's embarrassing, dude, dude, I got a really embarrassing story.01:31:54.510 --> 01:31:54.872


It's really not.01:31:54.872 --> 01:31:58.768


She was a fucking freak, you know she could dunk.01:31:59.108 --> 01:32:00.109


She was a big strong girl.01:32:00.130 --> 01:32:02.193


She could dunk in middle school.01:32:02.293 --> 01:32:03.836


And she wasn't heavy either.01:32:03.836 --> 01:32:05.439


No, she was tall.01:32:08.451 --> 01:32:13.391


Yeah, nice kid, oh yeah great family Love them.01:32:13.391 --> 01:32:17.509


But yeah, that's the bonus show.01:32:17.609 --> 01:32:22.451


Hey, lynn, if you gotta choose teams, can you and Kevin do a tug-of-war?01:32:25.077 --> 01:32:25.832


can we find her?01:32:25.832 --> 01:32:26.765


Bring her out of retirement?01:32:28.069 --> 01:32:34.757


tug-of-war in the backyard like she was like a foot and a half taller than me man ship.01:32:34.998 --> 01:32:37.645


She will wreck your skinny ankle to ass right now.01:32:37.645 --> 01:32:39.127


Oh my God.01:32:42.230 --> 01:32:44.212


So that's our stories there.01:32:44.212 --> 01:32:47.115


It is Just a little extra on the bonus show.01:32:47.355 --> 01:32:49.037


Nice job, fellas Nice job.01:32:49.377 --> 01:32:49.958


That we can break.01:32:49.958 --> 01:32:50.399


That's it.01:32:51.060 --> 01:32:56.019


Kevin's a faggot, wow.01:32:56.019 --> 01:32:57.885


And Pat's a fucking retard for fucking holding the phone.01:32:58.386 --> 01:32:59.752


You know what I just wasn't as mad.01:32:59.784 --> 01:33:01.431


Why do I gotta be a retard for running?01:33:02.286 --> 01:33:08.587


I was about to be fucking eaten dude, you ran away crying when they were still holding the thing you lost to a 6'5 chick.01:33:08.646 --> 01:33:10.969


I was gonna say faggot, I could go faggot back to back.01:33:10.969 --> 01:33:11.771


I mean you can?01:33:14.225 --> 01:33:14.828


Yeah, you can.01:33:14.828 --> 01:33:16.627


You left the stage, bro.01:33:16.627 --> 01:33:17.591


It's not like they were done.01:33:21.524 --> 01:33:23.292


I was gonna be swallowed like fucking ice cube, bro, like you went crying.01:33:23.292 --> 01:33:29.756


I was looking for jennifer lopez john voight, actually, I mean, but I was looking for jennifer lopez, I at least cried by myself, not in front of everybody.01:33:29.756 --> 01:33:32.726


I let it out, bro, I wear it on my sleeve.01:33:32.726 --> 01:33:34.213


You went, you went to the.01:33:34.335 --> 01:33:37.207


You went to the little girl's room afterwards and you cried I don't keep it in, kevin.01:33:37.226 --> 01:33:38.451


I waited till I got home, cried in the shower.01:33:38.470 --> 01:33:44.250


I don't keep it in, kevin, I waited until I got home I cried in my room.01:33:44.250 --> 01:33:46.175


I was in the shower like the crying game.01:33:46.175 --> 01:33:50.811


Oh, no.01:33:53.864 --> 01:33:54.868


Oh, way to make it cringy.01:33:54.868 --> 01:33:56.493


What sad song do you have in the background?01:33:56.493 --> 01:33:57.315


Way to make it cringy.01:33:57.315 --> 01:33:59.752


It's hard to say I'm sorry by Chicago.01:33:59.752 --> 01:34:04.592


The background to make it cringy, it's hard to say I'm sorry by chicago.01:34:04.632 --> 01:34:08.439


Yeah, just why not the crying game song, yeah sorry seems to be the hardest word.01:34:08.439 --> 01:34:26.533


Elton john oh fuck, we got two people I hope.01:34:26.592 --> 01:34:29.077


One of those is you we just, we just live stream.01:34:29.077 --> 01:34:40.750


This doesn't matter, we'll be there for days oh, where's the fucking bluetooth bro that sucks?01:34:41.090 --> 01:34:43.434


Oh, where's the fucking Bluetooth bro that sucks?01:34:43.434 --> 01:34:43.954


Fuck man.01:34:43.994 --> 01:34:45.859


Moment ruined, no.01:34:47.846 --> 01:34:48.106


Ruined.01:34:48.106 --> 01:34:49.048


Why am I not connected?01:34:49.048 --> 01:34:53.658


That's weird.01:34:53.658 --> 01:34:56.493


Press Bluetooth Now we are.01:34:56.493 --> 01:34:58.430


Oh, there we go.01:34:58.430 --> 01:35:01.810


That's a nice little tone right there.01:35:01.810 --> 01:35:11.365


That's peculiar, Right A little bit of this man.01:35:11.365 --> 01:35:16.818


I just lost that tug-of-war to that tall bitch down the street.01:35:16.818 --> 01:35:22.708


Now I got to go home and just and just I gotta wash this filth off of me.01:35:22.708 --> 01:35:24.725


Her father's gonna call my father.01:35:24.784 --> 01:35:26.766


What am I gonna do to?01:35:26.806 --> 01:35:28.353


make you love me.01:35:32.349 --> 01:35:32.730


What am I?01:35:32.845 --> 01:35:34.972


gonna do to make you care?01:35:34.972 --> 01:35:40.014


What do I do when?01:35:40.033 --> 01:35:40.438


lightning strikes me.01:35:40.438 --> 01:35:43.313


What do I do when lightning strikes me?01:35:43.313 --> 01:35:48.841


Yeah, what was her name and a way to find Lynn?01:35:48.841 --> 01:35:52.274


Albert, it's fine.01:35:53.590 --> 01:35:54.032


Fifth grade.01:35:54.032 --> 01:35:58.614


What do I do To make you love Lynn?01:35:58.614 --> 01:35:59.096


Fifth grade.01:35:59.096 --> 01:36:03.331


It's fifthth grade people well, I'm just saying.01:36:03.350 --> 01:36:09.484


The story seems to have stuck with you it was like 118 pounds pure fucking muscle.01:36:10.408 --> 01:36:12.712


No, you get to do a lot of pull ups.01:36:12.712 --> 01:36:13.574


That's why I was there.01:36:17.015 --> 01:36:17.615


I was there to win.01:36:17.615 --> 01:36:18.609


I was there to win.01:36:18.609 --> 01:36:19.533


Fucking tournament, bro.01:36:19.533 --> 01:36:21.131


Fucking kicked the ball Really far.01:36:23.376 --> 01:36:26.430


I did a couple of things Like fucking awesome and I ended up fucking.01:36:26.867 --> 01:36:28.630


Yeah, watch how far I can throw this boomerang?01:36:29.466 --> 01:36:32.619


See, it was just teaching you Early in life what happens when you Try to excel Right.01:36:33.929 --> 01:36:35.274


Remember the Nerf boomerang?01:36:35.716 --> 01:36:41.613


Maybe you remember the Nerf boomerang I was gonna say maybe she was like really a dude in like the first transgenic.01:36:41.753 --> 01:36:42.055


No.01:36:42.886 --> 01:36:44.372


Don't even go there, no.01:36:44.784 --> 01:36:46.532


Is she swimming for University of Penn now?01:36:47.648 --> 01:36:55.730


Unless she pegged you at one of the holiday dinners, I beat you a tug of war.01:36:55.730 --> 01:36:56.412


Now take this.01:36:57.626 --> 01:37:03.929


I pick things up and put them down Right on you, small Kevin.01:37:07.796 --> 01:37:08.198


Little K.01:37:08.198 --> 01:37:17.613


I was getting so many compliments at the start of the show.01:37:17.613 --> 01:37:20.532


You guys just can't help yourself.01:37:20.532 --> 01:37:23.774


Let's do a bonus show and fucking shit on them.01:37:23.774 --> 01:37:25.622


Get on your knees, little boy.01:37:25.622 --> 01:37:30.211


Tug on this.01:37:30.211 --> 01:37:31.493


Hey, tug on this.01:37:31.552 --> 01:37:37.305


It's me lynn albert no, come on come on getting mean, there you're out of water.01:37:37.567 --> 01:37:38.167


sorry you're out.01:37:38.167 --> 01:37:40.234


You're out of water, sorry You're out of water.01:37:40.395 --> 01:37:41.117


You're out of water.01:37:41.176 --> 01:37:42.159


Who's being mean?01:37:42.159 --> 01:37:47.128


The way you make it sound, that's the way she must have been talking.01:37:47.128 --> 01:37:48.373


6'5" in fifth grade.01:37:50.335 --> 01:37:50.762


She was tall.01:37:50.762 --> 01:37:53.152


She was tall dude.01:37:53.152 --> 01:37:54.447


She was a no-joke.01:37:54.447 --> 01:37:56.211


6-something in fifth grade.01:37:58.617 --> 01:38:02.645


Yeah, I think she ended up going to play D1 basketball Somewhere.01:38:02.967 --> 01:38:10.675


I think she like played varsity High school basketball as like a Fucking 6th or 7th grader Yep.01:38:12.731 --> 01:38:13.173


Yeah she was.01:38:13.173 --> 01:38:14.811


She's got all the stats.01:38:16.519 --> 01:38:17.164


How come I don't remember.01:38:17.164 --> 01:38:20.515


It's not so bad when, like you hear, you know.01:38:21.947 --> 01:38:22.608


Well, no, it is.01:38:22.608 --> 01:38:24.090


I mean, it's still bad don't get.01:38:24.109 --> 01:38:24.551


I mean it's not so bad.01:38:24.551 --> 01:38:25.712


When, like you hear, you know Well, no, it is.01:38:25.712 --> 01:38:26.153


I mean it's still bad.01:38:26.153 --> 01:38:26.953


Don't get me wrong, it is for you.01:38:26.953 --> 01:38:28.195


Yeah, trust me, I fucking lived it, dude.01:38:28.195 --> 01:38:29.417


I had to live it.01:38:29.417 --> 01:38:30.880


Man, I had to live it the day after.01:38:30.880 --> 01:38:33.680


Get on your knees and take this.01:38:33.680 --> 01:38:37.221


I didn't hear the end of that shit until like sophomore year of high school.01:38:37.221 --> 01:38:37.881


Bro, why?01:38:37.902 --> 01:38:38.641


did he even stop?01:38:38.641 --> 01:38:40.262


Did you cry, were you?01:38:40.603 --> 01:38:41.283


our first friend.01:38:41.283 --> 01:38:42.724


I told you I cried alone.01:38:42.783 --> 01:38:44.305


Were you our first friend to be pegged?01:38:44.587 --> 01:38:45.993


No, I was not pegged.01:38:45.993 --> 01:38:49.810


Never been pegged, buddy, I don't know about that.01:38:50.225 --> 01:38:52.908


We're going to talk to the assassin about that, see, if we can't make that happen.01:38:52.908 --> 01:38:58.050


I peg him all the time, but she might not know what Peggy is.01:39:02.966 --> 01:39:04.006


I'm like you're talking.01:39:04.006 --> 01:39:15.033


Get stuck in there.01:39:16.706 --> 01:39:19.173


Get the fuck out of there, let's do a bonus show.01:39:19.173 --> 01:39:21.046


They said It'd be great.01:39:21.087 --> 01:39:25.877


Well, ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen, thank you for joining us for our bonus show.01:39:25.877 --> 01:39:27.470


I like that.01:39:27.570 --> 01:39:28.153


Yeah, thanks.01:39:28.627 --> 01:39:29.449


No, I actually like that.01:39:29.449 --> 01:39:32.373


That's cool, like when we come up with something just quick.01:39:32.992 --> 01:39:34.145


Yeah, I'm not afraid of sharing.01:39:35.069 --> 01:39:35.511


Had to go.01:39:36.488 --> 01:39:37.332


I do not like snakes.01:39:37.332 --> 01:39:39.092


That's it.01:39:39.092 --> 01:39:41.524


I don't have to be a pussy for, not For running and crying.01:39:41.645 --> 01:39:42.429


Snakes or spiders.01:39:42.429 --> 01:39:42.871


What's worse?01:39:45.432 --> 01:39:53.833


I would say, just because you see spiders, I would say spiders, there's a lot out there.01:39:56.011 --> 01:39:56.895


And they're fucking ugly.01:39:56.895 --> 01:39:59.654


See, I would have thought you would have went snakes From your experience.01:39:59.885 --> 01:40:06.309


Well, now it's just, I think, because I think spiders, yeah, what is up with that?01:40:06.309 --> 01:40:11.152


What, these fucking spiders that are supposed to be coming up from the south?01:40:11.152 --> 01:40:11.894


Propaganda?01:40:12.175 --> 01:40:13.197


The flying spiders?01:40:13.197 --> 01:40:18.216


Yeah, dude, that was like a year or so ago I don't know.01:40:18.324 --> 01:40:19.970


That's what I've been hearing on the news, though.01:40:21.194 --> 01:40:24.869


No, but yeah, I don't know if it's happening again, but it was like a year ago.01:40:25.905 --> 01:40:27.149


We've seen it on social media.01:40:27.149 --> 01:40:28.094


It's all propaganda.01:40:30.865 --> 01:40:32.807


Don't fly, they just get caught up in the wind.01:40:32.807 --> 01:40:34.594


Did you guys hear something up there?01:40:36.609 --> 01:40:37.636


No, just looking for spiders.01:40:37.636 --> 01:40:39.005


I hate spiders.01:40:39.005 --> 01:40:43.389


I think you have more access to spiders than you do snakes.01:40:44.981 --> 01:40:46.194


You know what I mean.01:40:46.194 --> 01:40:49.662


I suppose you know there's a lot of snakes in the yard man.01:40:50.237 --> 01:40:51.181


Apparently not in this yard.01:40:51.676 --> 01:40:53.746


No, his fucking yard's like a fairway.01:40:53.916 --> 01:40:56.055


He's got spitting garter snakes in his yard.01:40:56.155 --> 01:40:59.414


He's got spitting garter snakes Like I probably saw like six today.01:40:59.414 --> 01:41:03.480


One got me by the hot tub, like when I was like, what do you mean by got you?01:41:03.480 --> 01:41:08.577


Well, like it was a lot bigger Than the one I took a picture of Crawled up your leg.01:41:08.596 --> 01:41:09.703


It was a lot bigger than the one I took a picture of.01:41:09.703 --> 01:41:10.649


Pegged me in the hot tub, crawled up your leg.01:41:10.649 --> 01:41:11.814


It was a lot bigger than the one I took a picture of.01:41:11.814 --> 01:41:14.197


I'm going to show you a real peg.01:41:14.197 --> 01:41:16.039


I jumped when I saw it fucking move.01:41:16.039 --> 01:41:20.606


It was Sizable, it was thick.01:41:20.987 --> 01:41:21.627


What kind of snake?01:41:21.627 --> 01:41:23.051


A garter snake A Barry.01:41:23.051 --> 01:41:25.682


They're all garter snakes man, a Barry, what A Barry, what A Barry Wood.01:41:25.682 --> 01:41:28.006


That's a big fucking snake dude.01:41:28.006 --> 01:41:30.510


I don't want any part of that either.01:41:32.494 --> 01:41:33.518


No, but this one was pretty big.01:41:33.518 --> 01:41:35.345


I was like, ooh, I didn't know they got that big.01:41:36.756 --> 01:41:38.740


Johnny Pica said Spider Flu is on the way.01:41:39.965 --> 01:41:42.402


Oh man, johnny Pica for the bonus show.01:41:42.402 --> 01:41:45.722


Alright, does Pica remember that?01:41:45.722 --> 01:41:47.210


Or was he one of them?01:41:47.210 --> 01:41:48.940


Fucking Kennedy kids.01:41:48.940 --> 01:41:53.439


Keep her name out, your motherfucking mouth or one of them.01:41:53.439 --> 01:41:56.586


Um fucking saint james kids.01:41:56.586 --> 01:41:57.568


Was he a saint james kid?01:41:58.859 --> 01:42:00.083


oh, I don't know.01:42:00.083 --> 01:42:01.027


Was he in middle school?01:42:01.027 --> 01:42:02.573


I think he was in middle school.01:42:02.573 --> 01:42:03.916


You were middle school, what else were you?01:42:05.057 --> 01:42:10.228


yeah had to be pretty sure I always forget who were like the, the saint james kids.01:42:10.228 --> 01:42:14.243


Yeah, you know that showed up at high school like mike muldoon.01:42:14.243 --> 01:42:15.747


Yeah, you know like.01:42:15.747 --> 01:42:23.453


Yeah, it was just like a little quirky thing about high school saint james until sixth grade.01:42:23.453 --> 01:42:26.960


So yeah, see I thought oh no, so yeah, so you missed the beating.01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:32.069


So yeah, he may have missed it, because I think I'm pretty sure I hope it was fifth grade.01:42:32.069 --> 01:42:35.119


You've heard it here first.01:42:35.119 --> 01:42:36.224


Does he even know what we're talking about?01:42:38.675 --> 01:42:40.057


No, he's George Fisher.01:42:40.257 --> 01:42:43.425


seventh and eighth grade, that's when he was in, so he missed it.01:42:43.444 --> 01:42:44.567


He missed the Lynn Albert beating.01:42:44.567 --> 01:42:45.288


Well that makes sense.01:42:46.377 --> 01:42:47.640


We played baseball in eighth grade.01:42:47.640 --> 01:42:48.463


Yeah, albert, well, that makes sense.01:42:48.463 --> 01:42:48.743


We, we played.01:42:48.743 --> 01:42:50.670


We played baseball in eighth grade.01:42:50.670 --> 01:42:51.091


Yeah, okay, all right.01:42:51.953 --> 01:42:53.699


All right, I think everybody played baseball.01:42:53.780 --> 01:42:56.363


Yeah, cause there was like a school team, pat.01:42:56.363 --> 01:43:01.301


There was like a population of St James kids that did come in at like seventh grade.01:43:01.301 --> 01:43:04.007


Yes, yeah, like a handful.01:43:04.475 --> 01:43:11.349


I think, I think Maddie Higgins did elementary school with us and then he he took a quick hiatus to, uh, to Catholic school and then came back.01:43:11.914 --> 01:43:13.641


We're like neighbor friends that went to school.01:43:13.641 --> 01:43:23.965


No, they're like the Amish what, what, coming into public school from like a Catholic school.01:43:24.895 --> 01:43:26.443


He didn't have electricity and they rode horses.01:43:27.055 --> 01:43:28.020


I'm just saying it was different.01:43:30.576 --> 01:43:33.385


I mean, it's significantly different in your eyes.01:43:34.737 --> 01:43:35.841


And it'd peak his eyes.01:43:35.841 --> 01:43:37.496


I'm sure it was too man Fucking.01:43:37.496 --> 01:43:38.340


St James sucked.01:43:38.340 --> 01:43:42.032


I had a few.01:43:42.051 --> 01:43:44.878


St James Peek his last comment.01:43:47.085 --> 01:43:47.586


Oh, my God.01:43:57.395 --> 01:43:58.476


You're not wrong, johnny.01:43:58.476 --> 01:44:03.684


You're not wrong, johnny, you're not wrong.01:44:03.703 --> 01:44:11.872


I remember thinking I could stand up and perform cunnilingus on her.01:44:11.913 --> 01:44:12.194


That's.01:44:12.333 --> 01:44:37.163


That's the comment that ends the show right there exclamation point that's a term I haven't heard in a long time, kind of lingos since you were married engaged since you were married.01:44:37.184 --> 01:44:59.662


Engaged, I mean, let's be honest, engaged, you know touche that just came out, that just came out, that just just came out of his mouth, oh you know, choose your words better, I'm sorry.01:44:59.722 --> 01:45:09.627


Be better, be better, be you don't, don't, don't, lose tug of wars to women remember thinking I could stand up.01:45:09.667 --> 01:45:19.743


Remember thinking you have any crazy embarrassing fucking george fisher middle school moments like yeah I tried to stand up and give uh, give her some kind of legalists, and I got what?01:45:20.163 --> 01:45:22.689


I'm sure I do nothing.01:45:22.831 --> 01:45:29.164


Nothing, maddie it's still, it's still not as bad as mark cochran shitting, shitting himself after Joe Wallace hit him with a dodgeball.01:45:29.485 --> 01:45:30.528


No, no, no.01:45:30.528 --> 01:45:35.500


Exclamation point period.01:45:35.500 --> 01:45:36.181


You know.01:45:36.483 --> 01:45:36.684


End.01:45:36.684 --> 01:45:40.341


Yeah, like we know that's the winner.01:45:40.341 --> 01:45:44.280


Yeah, yeah, I don't know, was Pika there for that?01:45:44.280 --> 01:45:45.744


I mean he may have been.01:45:46.390 --> 01:45:46.954


I might have been.01:45:47.377 --> 01:45:51.274


It was later, in middle school, when Joe was fucking developed.01:45:51.274 --> 01:45:54.403


You know the guy was shaving in like fourth grade.01:45:58.163 --> 01:45:59.568


He was shaving before Dave Morgan.01:45:59.716 --> 01:46:00.739


Jeff Storms was like that.01:46:00.739 --> 01:46:03.063


Remember Jeff Storms, he was shaving before Dave Morgan.01:46:03.063 --> 01:46:05.475


Yeah, dude, dave was Dave's one of the hairiest.01:46:05.759 --> 01:46:10.600


But Joe was a fucking, awesome, fucking athlete, until he fucking folded his knee back the wrong way.01:46:11.355 --> 01:46:14.305


He wants to know what grade that was in Fifth.01:46:14.305 --> 01:46:15.880


So he wasn't in then.01:46:18.136 --> 01:46:23.743


If he doesn't remember, it was before seventh or eighth, because it's not something you would forget.01:46:24.064 --> 01:46:28.819


No, Because Kevin's so epic with his fucking.01:46:28.819 --> 01:46:30.926


Oh, oh, what about your?01:46:30.926 --> 01:46:33.023


What about my?01:46:33.023 --> 01:46:34.118


What your M80s?01:46:37.681 --> 01:46:38.904


We're just gonna throw that out.01:46:38.904 --> 01:46:39.206


No sort of.01:46:40.918 --> 01:46:45.024


You sounded like you had some Some parental issues when you were younger.01:46:45.618 --> 01:46:46.542


So what do you want to hear?01:46:47.838 --> 01:46:49.422


The beginning of Jesse James.01:46:49.863 --> 01:46:50.426


Oh, ah, here we go.01:46:50.426 --> 01:46:52.363


It's going to be a fucking hour long bonus show.01:46:52.595 --> 01:46:54.221


Right, a fucking extra bonus show.01:46:54.221 --> 01:46:58.182


So you want to hear the whole purchasing?01:46:58.975 --> 01:47:00.122


We'll start with the purchasing.01:47:01.679 --> 01:47:02.301


What grade are you in?01:47:02.301 --> 01:47:06.699


It was either 6th or 7th Somewhere around there.01:47:06.699 --> 01:47:18.024


Okay, I had bought a bag of M80s Off of one, mr Frank Perry now, when you say A bag like it's like 40 to 50.01:47:18.778 --> 01:47:26.103


Can I just say what Pika said, what I just remember Getting untimely boners In Mrs Hill's English class.01:47:26.395 --> 01:47:29.525


Oh yeah, she was cute, so is the Wow.01:47:29.525 --> 01:47:31.154


One of like yeah she was cute, so was the Wow.01:47:31.154 --> 01:47:33.842


One of the home ec teachers was cute too.01:47:34.635 --> 01:47:35.698


You're talking about Miss Holtzman.01:47:36.039 --> 01:47:37.064


Maybe Hoffman.01:47:37.064 --> 01:47:38.320


It was Hoffman too, wasn't it?01:47:38.320 --> 01:47:45.978


And then she got married and it became Holtzman oh, I don't know, like yeah, but anyway.01:47:45.978 --> 01:47:47.844


So I bought a bag of M80s.01:47:48.935 --> 01:47:49.297


Yeah, but anyway.01:47:49.519 --> 01:47:53.940


So I bought a bag of Bought, a bag of M80s, yeah, and What'd you do with said M80s?01:47:53.940 --> 01:47:54.261


Kev.01:47:54.261 --> 01:47:59.952


Well, I brought them home On the bus and on the ride home Huge fan.01:47:59.971 --> 01:48:00.493


Bubba Joe.01:48:00.514 --> 01:48:00.814


Mason.01:48:00.814 --> 01:48:12.144


We were telling people the 18th To watch Fox To watch Beat, shazam Shazam people the 18th to watch Fox to watch beat.01:48:12.163 --> 01:48:12.685


Shazam.01:48:13.599 --> 01:48:28.442


Shazam beat Shazam, you're on it national TV throwing high five to who cloned Tyrone and we're gonna have we want you on the show after this airs so we can talk about we want to talk about your experience.01:48:28.494 --> 01:48:31.912


Yeah, if your game so after this airs so we can talk about your experience If you're game.01:48:31.912 --> 01:48:38.063


So I'm on the bus and I'm I've decided to we're back to 7th grade with the bag of Emmys.01:48:38.135 --> 01:48:39.078


Back to the nostalgia.01:48:39.319 --> 01:48:44.563


I've decided to light some and throw them out the window as we're driving home.01:48:44.914 --> 01:48:47.119


Why did you have a lighter as a 7th grade?01:48:47.119 --> 01:48:49.211


What the fuck is going through your brain, I mean were you rocking?01:48:49.211 --> 01:48:49.328


I a lighter as a seventh grade.01:48:49.328 --> 01:48:50.961


What the fuck is going through your brain, I mean, were you rocking?01:48:51.042 --> 01:48:52.274


I mean, is this a real question?01:48:52.274 --> 01:48:59.762


After like stories that I told you guys, did you have cigarettes rolled up in your sleeve, did you no Okay, so I knew I was getting them.01:49:00.458 --> 01:49:06.756


And I was going to blow some up at the ball field in Hill and Dale Before I got home.01:49:06.756 --> 01:49:10.908


All right, okay, the ball field.01:49:10.908 --> 01:49:12.881


Who calls it the ball field?01:49:12.881 --> 01:49:16.362


That's what it was called the ball field, the field of dreams, but anyway.01:49:16.362 --> 01:49:23.056


So I'm lighting them 80s, throwing them out the window and like they're exploding, well, after we've I've thrown them out the window.01:49:23.136 --> 01:49:24.494


Now what road are you on that?01:49:24.494 --> 01:49:25.637


You're throwing these out the window.01:49:25.637 --> 01:49:27.081


We're on Fair Street.01:49:27.081 --> 01:49:29.746


Okay, so, middle of the day, Fair Street.01:49:29.987 --> 01:49:31.009


Well, it's the end of it.01:49:31.009 --> 01:49:31.898


It's whatever time.01:49:31.898 --> 01:49:33.543


What 3 o'clock?01:49:33.543 --> 01:49:35.240


What time was middle school lit up?01:49:35.395 --> 01:49:37.380


Getting close to dark because it's in October.01:49:39.326 --> 01:49:39.987


Yeah, halloween.01:49:39.987 --> 01:49:42.181


Well, no, it's not getting close to dark, it's 3 o'clock.01:49:42.181 --> 01:49:48.243


3 o'clock in the air 3.45, whatever, I forget what time it was but anyway.01:49:48.243 --> 01:49:50.748


So I've thrown a couple out the window All right.01:49:50.748 --> 01:50:01.682


And the bus is driving and I go to throw it out the window and I fumble and it goes to the floor.01:50:02.881 --> 01:50:03.975


So there's a lit M-80 on the bus.01:50:04.034 --> 01:50:06.283


There's a lit M-80 on the bus.01:50:06.283 --> 01:50:15.720


It goes underneath the seat, luckily, luckily, lit m80 on the bus.01:50:15.720 --> 01:50:18.064


Right goes underneath the seat, luckily, luckily, I was sitting in front of the hump the wheel.01:50:18.064 --> 01:50:18.967


Well, we, we all know the hump.01:50:18.967 --> 01:50:20.029


Yeah, you know, yeah, and it.01:50:20.050 --> 01:50:25.110


It stuck in the little like oh, so it didn't roll to the back of the bus no, it didn't catch.01:50:25.150 --> 01:50:28.762


there was like a little fucking alleyway on the end where it could, but it it didn't.01:50:28.762 --> 01:50:37.288


It stayed like in the middle and I, just like I had all I had to go under one seat and I it was arm's length and I got it.01:50:37.288 --> 01:50:40.925


And I'm now I'm like fucking, I get it out the window.01:50:40.984 --> 01:50:44.864


Right, and it's trying not to Jason, pierre, pull yourself before, exactly.01:50:50.255 --> 01:50:58.337


And and many other people besides myself, you know, um, so it gets out the window and it doesn't get like into the woods, like across the road, because I was sitting on like the driver's side of the school bus.01:50:58.337 --> 01:51:16.944


Okay, and um, so it it fucking bounces on the road and momentum from you know the bus, it doesn't like bounce into the woods, it, it's bouncing down the road like in the shoulder gully guardrail area.01:51:16.944 --> 01:51:32.378


Yeah, and it it bounces like twice and the rolls underneath the car at like St Michael's terrace and blows up underneath the car Like the car didn't blow up like I.01:51:32.378 --> 01:51:46.018


I'm pretty sure nobody was harmed in the making of this moment of my life there was probably some underwear that were soiled, oh yeah yeah, dude, because you could see it come out from underneath like the flash, you know.01:51:47.940 --> 01:51:57.444


Yeah, so that was the last one we did for that ride, okay, and we waited till we got um off the bus and and then what did we do, kev?01:51:57.444 --> 01:52:04.118


Well, the other story wasn't that day, you know, all right, all right, like.01:52:04.118 --> 01:52:09.788


This was like a good, maybe like a week or two before Halloween, dude we just got some fan mail.01:52:10.155 --> 01:52:11.722


Nice from who On Buzzsprout?01:52:11.722 --> 01:52:13.686


On Buzzsprout.01:52:13.686 --> 01:52:18.467


Yeah, fai, it's something.01:52:18.467 --> 01:52:22.404


Ridgefield, connecticut, where can I watch live Nice?01:52:22.404 --> 01:52:24.180


How do I respond to this?01:52:25.484 --> 01:52:26.006


With where.01:52:26.636 --> 01:52:28.764


Why is that coming from New Fairfield Connecticut?01:52:28.764 --> 01:52:30.576


That sounds like richfield he said rich.01:52:30.676 --> 01:52:31.958


Oh, I thought he said new fairfield.01:52:31.958 --> 01:52:37.838


You did the old fantasy mix-up, gps, mix-up, save.01:52:37.838 --> 01:52:41.645


How do I uh, I don't know how to move up under a fucking car.01:52:41.645 --> 01:52:43.555


I don't know how to respond to this shit.01:52:43.555 --> 01:52:49.145


Thank god for that home, dude, like thank god that home.01:52:49.164 --> 01:52:52.090


There'd be some bitch with nine toes and you'd still be paying her.01:52:53.777 --> 01:52:54.860


I don't know how to respond to it.01:52:55.875 --> 01:52:56.961


We'll figure it out after this.01:52:56.961 --> 01:52:58.197


Yeah, I just got that too.01:52:58.757 --> 01:52:59.278


You got it too.01:52:59.278 --> 01:53:06.329


Yeah, that's weird Fan mail, though it's nice.01:53:07.355 --> 01:53:10.623


Super fan, ben, by the way, is the uh fenway park?01:53:10.623 --> 01:53:12.195


Nobody, you know what it may be.01:53:12.195 --> 01:53:15.100


Mikey who uh?01:53:15.100 --> 01:53:17.645


Oh, oh, fuck that guy mikey d.01:53:18.225 --> 01:53:20.329


No, no, daughter mikey.01:53:20.329 --> 01:53:23.658


She just texted me what?01:53:23.658 --> 01:53:28.828


What do you live stream the podcast on facebook asking so maybe that's the fan mail.01:53:28.828 --> 01:53:29.024


I don't know.01:53:29.024 --> 01:53:29.751


If that's the fan mail, I don't know.01:53:29.994 --> 01:53:34.386


No, all he has to do is if he likes us on Facebook, he can find us.01:53:34.386 --> 01:53:35.609


You get the notification.01:53:35.609 --> 01:53:37.722


Yeah, just tell him to search for the Ticket Deep Show.01:53:37.895 --> 01:53:39.949


Is it only on Facebook or is it on anything else?01:53:39.949 --> 01:53:40.574


Right now, only on Facebook.01:53:40.574 --> 01:53:41.739


No, yeah, we stopped the thing.01:53:42.015 --> 01:53:42.478


Twitch.01:53:42.478 --> 01:53:50.559


We stopped a long time ago that just got I don't know.01:53:50.488 --> 01:53:51.469


See, I like how we're talking here, just all relaxed.01:53:51.469 --> 01:53:51.667


It's nice.01:53:51.667 --> 01:53:52.100


Well, we're done with the show.01:53:52.100 --> 01:53:52.787


This is just bonus material.01:53:53.728 --> 01:53:55.751


Am I going further into the M80s.01:53:55.751 --> 01:53:59.782


I don't know if you can, because, well, the M80s I can.01:53:59.782 --> 01:54:02.444


The other thing is different firework.01:54:03.384 --> 01:54:04.395


No, no, we're not going.01:54:05.658 --> 01:54:08.340


You're teeter tottering on Serial killer.01:54:08.340 --> 01:54:10.819


All you need to do is coach Little League, so You're not discussing that.01:54:10.838 --> 01:54:11.801


You're teeter-tottering on serial killer.01:54:11.820 --> 01:54:13.844


All you need to do is coach Little League.01:54:13.844 --> 01:54:20.742


So we had this Canadian goose problem Geese, canadian geese, they're just nasty fucking animals.01:54:20.742 --> 01:54:27.505


Topic one animal mutilation, animal mutilation, and you've heard me refer to the ball field a few times now.01:54:27.524 --> 01:54:27.886


Yes, yes.01:54:29.176 --> 01:54:30.279


So it was a baseball field.01:54:30.279 --> 01:54:32.706


You played baseball football, you know we know what happened.01:54:32.865 --> 01:54:39.699


You know we lost all like yeah, grew up there, you fucking played there a lot, Met the neighborhood kids down there or whatever.01:54:39.699 --> 01:54:42.676


You know, Um, and you just get covered in goose shit.01:54:42.676 --> 01:54:47.581


You know, you came home green, it wasn't grass stains, it was fucking goose shit.01:54:47.581 --> 01:54:50.764


So you know, I fished a lot too.01:54:50.764 --> 01:54:53.626


So like the fucking annoying with that too.01:54:53.626 --> 01:55:06.564


So what one day with the M eighties, I, um, I blacked tape some bread you actually went slices of bread around the M 80.01:55:06.585 --> 01:55:18.841


You actually went into the fridge and got the white bread and and you black taped, electric taped it to the M, eighties, yeah, and would throw it in the water and the geese would come swimming over to the bread Like Ooh, cause people would feed the geese all the time.01:55:18.841 --> 01:55:27.881


And then, except I, fed him with electrical tape and then kablooey, you know boom you killed one.01:55:28.864 --> 01:55:35.417


Um no, unfortunately.01:55:35.417 --> 01:55:36.259


You know, boom, you killed one.01:55:36.259 --> 01:55:39.770


Um no, unfortunately, because they'd swim over to it and then it's kind of still be smoking a little bit.01:55:39.770 --> 01:55:41.737


Then it would like swim away and like it, it get caught a little bit.01:55:41.737 --> 01:55:42.298


It wouldn't.01:55:42.298 --> 01:55:46.934


It wasn't quite the ending I was hoping, but what was the?01:55:46.934 --> 01:55:47.777


Ending you were hoping for.01:55:47.777 --> 01:55:49.541


I went to blow the fucking thing to bits.01:55:49.541 --> 01:56:01.264


Man, like I said, I fucking hated those things and I had fucking explosives does this all stem from your tug of war loss?01:56:01.886 --> 01:56:04.069


you know what it could be, man are you trying to?01:56:04.069 --> 01:56:09.515


It could be, you know is every can Canadian goose Definitely after the tuck.01:56:09.574 --> 01:56:11.421


Is every Canadian goose to you, Lynn Albert.01:56:12.503 --> 01:56:14.581


I don't know, man, I'm going to have to go to therapy for that one.01:56:14.581 --> 01:56:18.423


I'm going to have to get some ink blots or something, I think.01:56:20.296 --> 01:56:22.643


Hey, Pat, I think we need to put a couch in the studio.01:56:23.204 --> 01:56:27.264


Yeah, I'm sure we can get Dr Jizz Paws in here.01:56:27.264 --> 01:56:34.256


Oh, geez, no Hi, we come here for your problem.01:56:34.256 --> 01:56:36.899


Hi, hello, kevin, hi Hi, you don't like tall women.01:56:36.899 --> 01:56:41.905


Huh Hi, tall women scare you PTSD.01:56:41.905 --> 01:56:45.989


Okay, what happened when I say no wonder you don't like the WNBA.01:56:46.050 --> 01:56:50.198


Yeah, oh, my God, maybe that's it.01:56:50.219 --> 01:56:51.882


Oh my God, that is it.01:56:51.882 --> 01:56:54.769


Look at us connecting dots, making fucking progress.01:56:59.189 --> 01:57:00.154


I feel so free now, oh, kevin.01:57:00.536 --> 01:57:02.953


That's a crazy fucking line to draw, though Six-five bitch chop you down, Kevin.01:57:02.953 --> 01:57:03.234


Oh my God.01:57:03.636 --> 01:57:06.657


Six-five chop you down, lynn.01:57:06.657 --> 01:57:08.203


Six-five she step all over you.01:57:08.203 --> 01:57:09.076


God, she, oh man.01:57:20.176 --> 01:57:21.448


Yeah, I'm gonna need a cigarette.01:57:21.467 --> 01:57:22.215


She going through Tokyo.01:57:22.215 --> 01:57:24.198


Oh, here come Lin.01:57:24.198 --> 01:57:34.095


Hey, watch out, kevin, I'm gonna step on you, tug of war go.01:57:34.917 --> 01:57:36.724


Actually, the more I fucking think about it.01:57:36.724 --> 01:57:39.545


Not only did she beat you, but she beat you bad.01:57:40.819 --> 01:57:41.201


Quickly.01:57:41.201 --> 01:57:53.304


Yeah, because, like honestly, like I remember, like it started quicker than I expected and I just couldn't recover.01:57:53.304 --> 01:57:58.627


Does Joe remember it?01:57:58.627 --> 01:58:01.184


Why is it hidden?01:58:03.207 --> 01:58:03.469


it says.01:58:03.469 --> 01:58:04.997


I think I had a similar experience.01:58:04.997 --> 01:58:07.801


Mr Snyder paired me up against three girls in the tug of war.01:58:07.801 --> 01:58:13.623


I didn't get a good grip in the rope on the rope and it burned half the skin off my finger.01:58:13.623 --> 01:58:14.586


Did you lose, joe?01:58:15.247 --> 01:58:17.359


does joe remember my loss?01:58:17.359 --> 01:58:23.716


Because it was like the entire gym was like, if they could, they were throwing tomatoes at me.01:58:24.698 --> 01:58:31.710


You know can you turn the glare down on Pat's head?01:58:31.710 --> 01:58:33.757


That's terrible.01:58:37.667 --> 01:58:38.207


Fucked up, mike.01:58:38.207 --> 01:58:39.998


Put your fucking hat back on.01:58:40.039 --> 01:58:41.082


Boldy Is it?01:58:41.082 --> 01:58:42.166


Is it glaring?01:58:42.775 --> 01:58:43.860


It's a little shiny man.01:58:44.376 --> 01:58:45.899


I thought you were talking about pale pasty.01:58:45.899 --> 01:58:48.086


Kevin, over to the left, yeah, man.01:58:48.166 --> 01:58:49.980


Wow, I'm jaundiced at worst.01:58:53.377 --> 01:58:54.301


I got a yellow tint.01:58:54.301 --> 01:58:57.460


Shit is my head shining that much.01:58:58.362 --> 01:58:59.264


Matt looks orange.01:58:59.264 --> 01:59:00.627


He looks like the Donald.01:59:00.627 --> 01:59:09.980


Does it look like that on Facebook too?01:59:10.662 --> 01:59:10.783


too.01:59:10.783 --> 01:59:18.506


Yeah, a little bit it does yeah we have to work on the lighting I got a huge glare off my head.01:59:18.567 --> 01:59:26.216


I guess maybe get some some yellow like that doesn't look, doesn't look crazy glary no, a little bit man oh, I see where I look like.01:59:26.216 --> 01:59:29.243


I have a fucking like a diamond here or something I could shoot out.01:59:29.243 --> 01:59:30.787


Lasers Patel, oh.01:59:32.860 --> 01:59:36.805


Sorry, definitely got like fucking bronzer on.01:59:37.882 --> 01:59:40.359


Looking around his tattoo and inside His arm right.01:59:40.359 --> 01:59:43.945


Job there, donald.01:59:43.945 --> 01:59:46.247


All right.01:59:46.247 --> 01:59:47.918


What do you think about this bonus show?01:59:47.918 --> 01:59:48.421


I'm fucking crying Bad.01:59:48.442 --> 01:59:49.347


40 minutes Of shame yeah, all right.01:59:49.347 --> 01:59:50.051


What do you think about this?01:59:50.073 --> 01:59:51.898


bonus show Not bad 40 minutes of shame.01:59:51.898 --> 01:59:54.162


Yeah, that's all it was.01:59:54.162 --> 01:59:55.005


That's all it was.01:59:55.326 --> 01:59:56.148


That's how you title it.01:59:56.795 --> 02:00:03.168


Joe says I did and I don't remember, but it's a great story, thanks pal.02:00:04.135 --> 02:00:06.208


Always willing to share the great ones, classic Except one.02:00:06.208 --> 02:00:20.094


Always willing to share the great ones, classic Except one Can you imagine what it smells like in the paint during a WNBA game.02:00:20.094 --> 02:00:22.358


Who said that?02:00:22.358 --> 02:00:23.319


Where is that?02:00:23.319 --> 02:00:25.786


Who said that Scroll, the scroll Scroll.02:00:25.786 --> 02:00:30.614


Who said that Come on, oh Pika, you're the scroll, come on.02:00:36.038 --> 02:00:37.761


Oh Pika, you're the best we went from.02:00:37.761 --> 02:00:39.483


Keep her name out your motherfucking mouth.02:00:39.483 --> 02:00:40.844


Could you imagine?02:00:40.863 --> 02:00:42.185


what the paint smells like.02:00:42.185 --> 02:00:44.528


That's gross.02:00:44.967 --> 02:00:46.729


All right then.02:00:46.829 --> 02:00:48.591


I think that's where we have to call it quits after that.02:00:49.314 --> 02:00:50.934


Happy Father's Day again, ladies and gentlemen, quits after that Happy.02:00:50.809 --> 02:00:51.220


Father's Day again.02:00:51.220 --> 02:00:53.703


Ladies and gentlemen, you have yourself a great Father's Day.02:00:53.703 --> 02:00:54.872


We're signing off finally.02:00:54.872 --> 02:00:58.305


Again, again, unless we come up with something funny again, we promise.02:00:58.595 --> 02:00:59.537


We can play another song.02:01:00.961 --> 02:01:04.127


Yeah, yeah, we are, yeah, we are.02:01:04.127 --> 02:01:05.378


You guys get your cowbell.02:01:06.081 --> 02:01:08.027


Oh boy Okay.02:01:14.234 --> 02:01:14.635


You get your cowbell.02:01:14.676 --> 02:01:18.399


Oh boy, okay, you get your tambourine and we're not gonna do.02:01:18.399 --> 02:01:22.545


Sorry, seems to be the hardest word no.02:01:22.564 --> 02:01:28.451


No, no, we're not, I'm sorry, so sorry all right, all right, here we go.02:01:31.024 --> 02:01:31.365


You ready?02:01:31.365 --> 02:01:33.694


All right, all right, here we go.02:01:49.655 --> 02:01:49.917


You ready?02:01:49.917 --> 02:01:50.502


Nothing to do, no way to go.02:01:50.502 --> 02:01:50.987


I won't be sleeping.02:01:50.987 --> 02:01:55.880


Just give me just a little more Slowly on a plane, hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane.02:01:55.880 --> 02:01:59.266


I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain.02:01:59.266 --> 02:02:00.420


Oh, no, no, no, no.02:02:00.420 --> 02:02:06.929


So when it's 2024, I was a fool.02:02:10.662 --> 02:02:11.826


I won't be sleeping.02:02:11.826 --> 02:02:18.702


Nothing to do, no way to go, yeah, way to fucking close it out.02:02:19.904 --> 02:02:20.484


That was great.02:02:20.484 --> 02:02:23.829


Later everybody.02:02:23.829 --> 02:02:25.421


I like that one so much better.02:02:25.421 --> 02:02:31.548


I lost to a girl, instead of I sleep in a drawer I lost to a girl Instead of I sleep in a drawer.02:02:31.956 --> 02:02:32.921


I lost to a girl.02:02:35.636 --> 02:02:39.305


Ladies and gentlemen, you have yourself, especially our male friends out there.02:02:39.305 --> 02:02:41.081


Happy Father's Day to you, fellas.02:02:41.081 --> 02:02:41.663


Enjoy it.02:02:41.663 --> 02:02:44.095


We're not going to be on tomorrow.02:02:44.456 --> 02:02:49.574


I guess we'll be cooking our own meals and doing other things that we shouldn't be doing.02:02:50.400 --> 02:02:52.034


Not sharing, not talking about our feelings.02:02:52.399 --> 02:02:53.774


No, definitely not talking about our feelings.02:02:53.774 --> 02:03:03.564


Just being men, although I may text Kevin to make sure he's okay After that tug of war loss, I don't know if I would, I'd probably let him be for a night.02:03:04.081 --> 02:03:04.567


I'm fine now.02:03:04.567 --> 02:03:05.175


It's kind of funny.02:03:05.175 --> 02:03:07.061


We've got to the root of my hate of the.02:03:07.101 --> 02:03:07.483


WNBA.02:03:07.895 --> 02:03:08.399


Marv Albert's niece.02:03:08.399 --> 02:03:08.962


It's kind of funny.02:03:08.983 --> 02:03:10.292


We've got to the root of my hate of the WNBA.02:03:10.292 --> 02:03:12.581


Lynn Albert, marv Albert's niece.02:03:12.581 --> 02:03:16.761


Imagine it was Marv Albert's niece.02:03:20.706 --> 02:03:23.421


Cut the show All right guys, Stop it.02:03:23.481 --> 02:03:24.083


Take it deep.02:03:24.083 --> 02:03:24.706


We're out of here.02:03:25.494 --> 02:03:28.876


What we do in life echoes in eternity.02:03:56.881 --> 02:03:58.461


T-T-T-T-T.02:03:58.461 --> 02:04:00.621


Outro Music.