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What happens when the boundaries of reality blur with fiction, and historical events intertwine with modern-day political theater? Start with a chaotic mix of humor and conspiracy as we unravel the unsettling implications of assassination attempts on those who champion peace. Brace yourself for wild speculation about a mysterious woman with a Biden sign and a bizarre assassination attempt on the 45th president that echoes the intrigue of JFK's fateful day. This rollercoaster of a discussion combines laughter and candid insights, providing a fresh angle on the impact of these dramatic events.

Our journey doesn’t stop at political chaos; it winds through the iconic imagery that has shaped America's cultural psyche. From the solemnity of the Iwo Jima flag raising to the resilience captured post-9/11, we reflect on these snapshots of history. Meanwhile, we humorously misinterpret a listener's suggestion about an iconic photo, leading to a light-hearted exploration of memorable moments. And just when you think you've grasped the narrative, we switch gears to reminisce about the vibrant NYC club scene, unexpected tangents on drug use, and the hilarity of mistaken identities—all woven into the fabric of political theatrics and pop culture.

The fun continues with a deep dive into financial conspiracies, including the undercurrents of Truth Social and stock manipulation. Imagine living in a simulation where true choice is an illusion! Add to this a playful side quest through the world of childhood TV shows and outlandish political predictions, and you have an episode packed with intrigue and humor. Whether we're speculating on elections, musing about Eminem's latest album, or chuckling over bizarre conspiracy theories, each twist and turn promises to keep you entertained. Join us, and let's laugh until someone falls asleep!

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Assassination.

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You know what's interesting about assassination?

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Well, not only does it change those popularity polls in a big fucking hurry, but it's also interesting to notice who it is we assassinate.

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Do you ever notice who it is?

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Stop to think of who it is we kill.

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It's always people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another.

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Jesus, gandhi, lincoln, john Kennedy, bobby Kennedy, martin Luther King, medgar Evers, malcolm X, john Lennon they all said try to live together peacefully.

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Bam Right in the fucking head assassination.

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Assassination.

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Sorry, we only did 30 seconds, apologize.

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I was getting into it Makeup.

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I need one of those powder puffers.

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Fluffers.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the BDNN News and the news crew.

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Assassination.

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Son of a bitch, love it.

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San Diego, it's Latin for whale's vagina.

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Bdnn News Balls, deep News Network.

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Assassinated A-S-S-A-S-S-I-N-A-T-I-D oh.

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Oh See what you did there.

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Yeah, we need to.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Rain.

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Thunderson Slice no, no.

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Chip Clydesdale.

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Wow.

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What the fuck was mine.

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So much for rehearsal.

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Yeah, we're good, we're good.

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Moving on, we'll edit that okay.

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Back in the newsroom we need to discuss, I think, the State of the Union address of where this country is right now After the assassination attempt of the 45th president, where were?

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Where was I that?

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no, no no, like where are you like.

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You know pulse morale um, you know civil war like so the thing that kind of sent me over the edge was an article I was reading from a um editor.

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What do they call those people?

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Reporter, Penthouse Forum, Whatever?

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No, he was, I forget what fucking magazine it was, but he's a Democrat, he's not a Trump supporter.

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And when he said Trump has won the election because of his speech at the Republican National Convention, that's when I knew tides are turning.

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So we were too hammered last Saturday to discuss the assassination attempt, because when Kevin said that to me I was like who?

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And still had no clue until two days later.

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But we got snacks today, so we're going to be okay.

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Yeah, we're good, we're going to soak up that alcohol, at least for the first 10 minutes.

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So Rain's going to go over the weather down in Pennsylvania for the shooting and discuss, you know wind trajectory and how this geeky 20-year-old pimple-faced registered Republican.

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Yeah, but he wasn't though.

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Was he?

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I don't even know, you know.

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So here's the issue I have with this how eerily, eerily similar it is to everything that went on with the JFK assassination.

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Big difference is the good DT fucking survived.

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Give me the for instances.

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I'm actually not familiar with this rabbit hole.

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Why?

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How many times has it been discussed?

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There was multiple shooters for Kennedy.

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Okay, how many things have you seen for possible multiple shooters?

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Starting to come out, yeah right not only like multiple shooters, but the other videos that we saw with the lady, and she just pulled up her phone like she was like she knew what was going on, like she was doing only fans or something perhaps she was ping pongs out of the puss.

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The Biden Ho.

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What happened?

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The one with the Biden sign, yes.

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Wait, she was holding the Biden sign.

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Yes, that's what the sign said.

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You didn't even know that 121 IQ and I'm a fucking retard.

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I didn't even see that, are you serious?

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Well, let's check it out, because we can actually share our screen with the good old 6,000 people who are watching right now Big Ben's watching Benoit Balls.

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What's up, Benny T.

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There it is.

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So let's watch this real quick.

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Lower hand corner all right, let me take that mute off right behind them yeah, all right.

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Well, it's gonna zoom in, so let's just keep an eye on this and, uh, make sure.

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Can you guys see that on the no no, I am sharing.

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But are you sharing in the right place, Patrick?

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Who knows Matt?

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You know who knows it says it's sharing, so let's see, but it'll come through.

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No, watch this shit, dude, watch Watch.

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She sits down, yep Watch this.

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What's the sign up?

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Biden sign.

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Take a look at what happened.

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She's completely normal Time out.

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You hear gunshots and you're right behind the president.

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Didn't move.

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What are you doing?

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Didn't flinch.

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Going to take a selfie.

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Not you Going to post that shit on Instagram, Right?

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and you would send an email through.

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Gmail.

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Livestreamed, not?

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You Gonna post that shit on Instagram, right, and you would send an email Live stream.

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But that chick looks Fierce.

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Didn't fucking move, didn't budge.

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Right.

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck.

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People are freaking out.

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I'm thinking about putting this on.

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Pinterest, right there, wherever you can put it up.

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She's not even freaking the fuck out, what the fuck no, it's kind of weird, you know right.

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It's saying can you see or hear any of this?

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I know he can't see it because it didn't show up on listen.

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If I wanted any of your fucking rhetoric, I would have asked you wow, oh, here we go, here we go.

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Rhetoric, let's, let's do this now.

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Now, here it is, now it's sharing.

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Let me google that see if that's here we go.

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Here we go, you stop it fuck yourself oh, there it is, oh watch this shit, dude watch watch, she sits down yep watch this if you want whatuts the sign up.

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She's completely normal.

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And then watch.

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What the fuck.

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What the fuck People are freaking out and she's just like right there.

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Okay, it was like the best way to compare that.

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It looked like she saw.

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Um, ben said we should have put a bandage on the bobblehead.

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Don't you want to overdo it, because a lot of people are saying shit about that.

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So Okay, I have a feeling that chick was in the military.

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So, I mean being in the front row, like that.

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Those are usually some pretty like hard seats to get, like you probably have to know somebody.

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To get those sort of seats you probably got to be somebody right?

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I don't know, I'm just saying I don't know how the the whole admission process works I'm just guessing.

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I don't think.

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It's like she might have showed up early and she might have showed up three days early and you know, flash the beat.

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I don't think it works like that, though you know like I'm pretty sure those people in the front are supposed to be there you know, you know the the more and more.

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It's funny you say that it's the more and more videos you see, the more and more question marks go up right like they had all that like prior to it.

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People yelling hey, there's a guy on the fucking roof.

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You know like we can, we could, we could tiptoe around this.

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Anyway, any way, you want it.

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Who they tried to kill?

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this guy Did any of us send them.

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They missed.

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Well, here's the thing they missed.

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Here's the question who are they?

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Not a question.

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But here's the thing.

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Yeah, so yeah, people don't like Trump.

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People fucking hate Trump.

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People hate Biden.

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I don't care, I wouldn't wish that to happen to an American president.

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Wish that to happen to an American president, right yeah no.

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Regardless.

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Yeah, but all the shit you saw on, you know.

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But all the shit you saw on Facebook and whatnot people posting oh damn he missed Must not have been a good shot.

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A lot of people.

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Teachers.

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Oh yeah.

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And they call the MAGA movement lunatics.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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I don't care what is going on in this world.

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You do, you know, unless it's a, you know, an ex-wife, and you want to wish death upon her.

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You don't want to wish death upon somebody, I mean most of the time, you don't, true, but it just creates more divide, which that's the whole narrative just pushing forward.

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That's all they've been doing for the past fucking eight years.

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You know they've been shoving it down your throats on the TV in your eyes your ears.

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You know, you're just hearing it all the time how bad he is, and this, that, the other thing, and sooner or later you're like oh, it's pretty bad, you know.

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So now here's the other thing.

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They said multiple shooters for the JFK assassination.

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Right, they did.

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Yeah, you got the magic bullet vibrator going back and forth.

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The grassy knoll.

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Grassy knoll the library, the possible fucking driver, supposedly with the Dr Zapruder film Do you see that though.

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I haven't seen it, dude.

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I tried to search that all over and I couldn't find anything.

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It's fucking crazy.

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Now here's what's even crazier he doesn't get killed, Right?

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Nope, I'm thinking Democrats were like oh my god, this guy has been really sent down by Jesus to clean us out so so what we've been hearing about for how long we've been doing this show almost four years so what we've been hearing for four years.

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You think we might have hit that?

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hit that spot I have a feeling people who were leaning more left just because their hatred towards Trump are starting to get the whole Some of them.

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This is just getting crazy and I'm feeling he's going to fucking win in a landslide, an absolute landslide, if he loses the election.

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Honestly, if he loses the election, there's going gonna be some good old boys in the south to start taking shots.

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It's gonna create a chain, chain effect well, let's take a hypothetical here.

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What if, uh, what if he doesn't make it to the election?

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What if they?

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this is a discussion we got into the other night you know, like they like urban night uh, no, it wasn't that much it was.

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Kevin has convinced me, like I don't think like biden ordered the hit.

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you know, like I don't know, it wasn't that much.

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Kevin has convinced me.

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I don't think Biden ordered the hit.

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I don't know who they are.

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If this kid acted alone or whatever, you know who it is.

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I think there's a they.

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I think there's a sewn in deep state to the government.

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Yep.

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Like whoever it is.

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Okay, people move along.

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There's nothing to see here, right um, like I don't think they're gonna stop trying, like I think they're probably gonna end up poisoning him, or he, so he's getting like in a car wreck, like an heish or something you know oh my god, I just saw that video again the other day.

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Fucking crazy, yeah, like something they're not gonna bitch sit up yeah, now think of this.

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What happens if there is a second attempt on him?

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Yeah and he survives again.

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Are you saying this is real life or we live in a simulation?

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um q anon was right so honestly like if if I could predict the future and that all those things happened, I think you'd see people raise up in arms at that point, you know, like I don't know what direction you raise up against, but you know, I think people would take the fight to them at that point, I forget where I was when this was going on.

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Strip club.

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No no.

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I mean, that was a 50-50 shot, Oops.

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I mean it's an inappropriate time, but I got to tell you the story about the.

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Ooh Poppy, ooh Poppy, they tried to kill President Trump.

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Ooh Poppy, I bet you that's what you were listening to.

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Well, that was the news station I was tuned into afterwards.

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The browser's news station Well if anyone's going to tell me the truth, it's going to be them.

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Now okay.

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So if people are saying you know whoever, whatever's fucking behind it, if there's a second attempt on him, the jig is up.

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Well, isn't the jig up, you know?

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the jig is up for us, but isn't it up there's?

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There's, at this point, millions of people out there who have not opened their eyes to see what the fuck is going on in this country.

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You know it's.

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And listen, I don't.

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I don't lean one way or the other, I don't, but I give kudos to that Motherfucker.

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After getting shot in the ear, double Fist, pump blood on His face that Instantly won him the election, yelling, fight, fight fight.

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He's all fired Like he was a 1930s Male cheerleader or something With the megaphone.

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Yeah, I mean, you don't get.

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You don't get any better press.

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Than that like, that's just like.

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Like whatever they Tried to do.

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They I keep saying they- I'm assuming on my own.

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This kid didn't plot this all on his own.

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You both alluded to what happened because of this.

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Here's the reason why he convinced me with a higher power.

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The video that shows I didn't convince you of that I convinced myself I was like this sounds really good.

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You are not putting your stamp of approval on that statement.

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I'm going to put it on the Orientals Unbelievable.

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I'm no evangelical.

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You're evil.

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So, by the way, just going back to this real quick, I'm pretty sure it was the gig.

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The gig is up.

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The gig is up.

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The jig is up.

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I thought we Is that the gig.

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The gig is up.

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The gig is up, the jig is up.

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I thought we Is that proper nomenclature the gig.

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You want to know what it is.

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I'm pretty sure it's the gig is up.

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That comes from.

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Were you just saying Pat was being racist?

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No, jesus.

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Christ.

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Who was the announcer with John Madden?

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Pat Summerall.

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So in the original Madden he said the kick is up, but it always sounded like the jig is up.

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So I always said the jig is up.

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Yeah, as long as you're hanging out with.

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Who is the guy who got thrown off the air for making racist comments?

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Who's the betting?

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guy Jimmy DeGreek, yes, pat.

00:16:20.928 --> 00:16:22.721
Summerall and Jimmy DeGreek were probably close friends.

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That's all I'm going to say.

00:16:23.965 --> 00:16:26.590
So the next video we're going to show you.

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All right, he has a difficulty, you know, assuming that there's a second shooter.

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This video is pretty fucking straightforward and it actually shows one.

00:16:42.591 --> 00:16:48.403
Unfortunately, one of the patrons who got killed and it actually shows one, unfortunately one of the patrons who got killed.

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But this is just.

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It's incredible nonsense that they could be this inept in trying to do this, because that's another layer of the they.

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If there's two people shooting and all they did was nip his ear.

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Well, he turned, man like he turned.

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He turned at the last second to like address the crowd in a different direction do you think he saw the bullet coming?

00:17:13.881 --> 00:17:17.309
He's like I heard someone say that I was like you fucking kidding me.

00:17:17.589 --> 00:17:37.673
These was the matrix, you know, like he's in the neon you know like it's more and more like it now, if you watch this video, um, it is hard to debunk due to the fact of you see, uh, like a, was it like a plume of smoke for?

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and then you see I'm not sure this one's real, it's, it's it's close.

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Let's check this out I can't, I can't.

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There you go, it's on there no, no, I gotta do it for through here.

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There we go.

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Oh, it's not all right, that's the dude getting shot.

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Do you see to the right?

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I see something that said take a look what happened.

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Take a look what happened.

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Just past the end of the railing.

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So why would that guy fall Kev?

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I'm not saying the guy falling, I'm saying the puff of smoke is questionable in my mind.

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So you're saying that guy's a drunk Trump side?

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I'm saying it may be like Photoshopped, Like I don't know where that footage is from.

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So I was thinking about that myself.

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But if you see the gentleman get shot, he goes forward.

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You know, it could also be a fucking sniper.

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Or it could be another magic bullet.

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Ooh.

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It was Andre Dawson.

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You know, I have total belief that there could be.

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They have a whole factory that makes magic bullets up here.

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You know, because if they were trying to shoot Trump, that's coming from behind Trump, now, you know, and like they wouldn't have missed.

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I mean.

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Mean he was like pegged In the bottom of the fucking stage, like it was a you know, like you wouldn't have missed.

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You know, you would think I'm just saying.

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It's probably a friendly like good Fire or could it be A diversion Thing to make it look Like one shooter shot Because nothing for nothing he Got.

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Yeah, if you listen to the shots, he got three shots off Before anyone moved.

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Quick, yeah, and then you heard a bunch and those were all Fucking snipers.

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That was all Taking him out.

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What type of gun Did he use?

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I believe.

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I'm not sure.

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I believe he took One of his father's AR-15.

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Alright, so an AR-15 Semi-auto that just doesn't see?

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That alone sounds stupid.

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Why would you take an ar-15?

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if that's all, that's all you get your hands on yeah, man, it's just not happening.

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Why, I mean?

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why would you not occupy that rooftop?

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I mean, there's so like can we get into all the failures of this.

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What happened?

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You know?

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like can we start there I'm gonna let's keep talking.

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I want to find because that's where I, that's where my they comes into it, because like that that doesn't happen.

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I want to find video of that, of the two women and that gentleman pointing out the shooter and just showing we told for half hour he right on that roof yeah, they had him in the site.

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I mean the guy got.

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The one dude got fired right yes, supposedly you know, for taking the shot, he was told to stand down right, like that's, that's, didn't that like real news, like we could say that, right, it's a real thing now.

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Right, I believe so, not just it just like happened today.

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You know it's real news.

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Oh, you know, sweaty news, it's not?

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It's nice to have something real every now and then, right?

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well, the thing that I don't find real is is what's her name as the fucking secret service?

00:21:09.827 --> 00:21:10.971
oh, they had a fucking secret.

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No, who's the?

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actress.

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Who's the fat actress?

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Melissa McCartney.

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She was at Fucking Trump's side Trying to holster the weapon 13 times To me, just watching Everything over and over again how it transitioned.

00:21:28.566 --> 00:21:31.295
It looks like a Benny Hill fucking skit Bro.

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Totally Like holy shit Pop a fist.

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It looks like a Benny Hill fucking skit.

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Totally, totally, like holy shit, pop a fist and then he runs off it.

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Literally it looked like a fucking Chinese fire drill.

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Oriental fire drill.

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So you don't offend Kevin, sorry.

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Nobody knew what the hell they were doing.

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It seemed like nothing was planned out properly what precautions to take and which way to go and the fact that one of the Secret Service agents took forever to fucking get on top of it.

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Which way do we go, George?

00:22:06.329 --> 00:22:07.053
Which way do we go?

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It's Scooby over here, you know.

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Well, you got to head, you know, like what they call it the dei fucking things like the diversity, inclusion and equity yeah, yeah, you know, like, isn't that like part of the problem, at least in in that fucking?

00:22:23.469 --> 00:22:28.818
So vocation you know like what's what's next?

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We're gonna have these bitches laying brick no, I want, uh, want what's-her-name.

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I want what's-her-name to be my secret service agent.

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But you know, I want Kate.

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Beckinsale as my secret service agent.

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I want fucking Wesley Snipes.

00:22:42.990 --> 00:22:43.894
Yeah, Blade.

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If Kate Beckinsale was my secret service agent, I'd have you guys shoot her.

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I have more faith in fucking Clint Eastwood.

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There would be no secret in her service if she was my agent?

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I just wanted her to jump on.

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She was my secret agent.

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My wife knows that's her.

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I would have more confidence with Clint Eastwood fucking guarding me Like he did in that fucking movie.

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Clint Eastwood now, or Clint Eastwood now, I'd take him now dude.

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I'd take him now over any of those fucking bitches that were on the video.

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Poor fucking guy looks like the Crypt Keeper.

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Like they were like holy shit.

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I think those are real bullets, you know.

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Like they had no idea, are they really?

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shooting.

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They had no idea what the fuck to do.

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Like, all right, sure, I mean you want to give me some women there, give me some ex-military women, you a gun.

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Aside from the women.

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You know like pretty hot and toss you around and beat you up.

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You know, like if you're going to have to hire a woman in that position, like shouldn't it be have been a cop, or like just something you know like.

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I don't even know.

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You need a Bridget Nielsen.

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That sounds like a Brigitte, brigitte, brigitte, yeah.

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Not from Rocky 4, but from Beverly Hills, cop 2.

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Yes, she Beverly.

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Hills, cop 2.

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Yes, she was hot, she was hot.

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Yes, she got her things done by then, yeah.

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Now she looks like a fucking sweet.

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Cheese.

00:24:03.788 --> 00:24:07.777
Brigitte, I wouldn't eat you.

00:24:07.797 --> 00:24:10.736
You've been, how are you?

00:24:10.736 --> 00:24:12.948
How many times?

00:24:13.108 --> 00:24:15.758
you've been eating, Brigitte.

00:24:15.758 --> 00:24:16.981
Oh wow, oh Huh.

00:24:18.165 --> 00:24:19.147
That's a lot.

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What's that number?

00:24:20.911 --> 00:24:24.817
Wow, that's higher than Ron Sandberg's batting average Was Ron.

00:24:24.817 --> 00:24:25.759
Sandberg in there.

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I know his bat was he had to get one up that hole.

00:24:31.775 --> 00:24:35.973
But then, as he was was in, he found Andre Dawson.

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He got lost.

00:24:38.233 --> 00:24:42.073
Andre Dawson was giving her a Denver omelet before he fell in.

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I don't even know which one I want to press.

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You got a throw up noise.

00:24:53.992 --> 00:25:04.411
You want to explain the Denver Omelette there, matty, I think you should put the visual up on for everyone to see.

00:25:04.411 --> 00:25:05.713
I can't do that.

00:25:05.713 --> 00:25:06.756
You're going to make them read it.

00:25:07.438 --> 00:25:07.999
Can't do that.

00:25:08.305 --> 00:25:09.608
Imprint it in their brains.

00:25:11.493 --> 00:25:12.115
What the fuck.

00:25:12.385 --> 00:25:13.411
Why don't you google it, people?

00:25:14.407 --> 00:25:26.299
denver omelet ah, don't, don't do it, don't do it it's just words, it's not or it's not like two girls one cup aka poo in the puss.

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When you sent that, I threw my phone down to the ground and I was like this is fucking and I'm thinking about, I'm like that could be so difficult.

00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:34.021
When you sent that, I threw my phone down to the ground.

00:25:34.021 --> 00:25:35.025
This is fucking hot and I'm thinking about it.

00:25:36.086 --> 00:25:37.571
I'm like that could be so difficult.

00:25:37.571 --> 00:25:37.853
Is that even?

00:25:37.873 --> 00:25:38.314
possible.

00:25:38.314 --> 00:25:43.009
Yeah, you need a chick who's like a wind tunnel.

00:25:43.009 --> 00:25:44.593
I mean, I'm sure you know a few of those from the strip club.

00:25:45.534 --> 00:25:45.974
Oh, I'm sorry.

00:25:45.974 --> 00:25:47.897
I didn't realize that you were just a flowered virgins.

00:25:47.897 --> 00:25:52.772
I feel like one of them.

00:25:52.772 --> 00:25:53.895
You need to be deflowered.

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Maybe Now, with this going on, right, people are just saying their shit, how Trump is overreacting because of the bandage on his ear.

00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:12.704
Listen, you got shot by a fucking bullet.

00:26:15.244 --> 00:26:17.970
I would probably put a fucking satellite of I'm surprised he didn't give himself a purple heart yet.

00:26:17.990 --> 00:26:22.576
Well, okay, as an american, how did you?

00:26:22.576 --> 00:26:25.847
Okay, let's, let's put biden and trump to the side.

00:26:25.847 --> 00:26:37.575
How did you feel when you saw how he reacted with the fist pump and said fight, fight, with blood all over his face?

00:26:37.575 --> 00:26:41.247
I got a hard on you.

00:26:41.247 --> 00:26:42.813
Want to speak into your mic and tell us that again.

00:26:46.326 --> 00:26:47.491
I said I got a hard on.

00:26:47.785 --> 00:26:50.214
Should have played the breaking news music Fist pump.

00:26:50.214 --> 00:26:52.805
Yeah, dude, it's not breaking news Trump 2024.

00:26:52.924 --> 00:26:55.930
I get those shits every day man, I just gotta take care of them myself.

00:26:56.712 --> 00:27:10.444
So so it brings me to this, and I don't know if this is an extreme way of saying this, so we were talking about it.

00:27:10.444 --> 00:27:11.470
What are the?

00:27:11.470 --> 00:27:23.515
Does that fall into the top five photos of american history ever, ever?

00:27:23.515 --> 00:27:38.773
Absolutely all right, if you were to choose what would be number one so choose what would be number one.

00:27:38.794 --> 00:27:39.615
So like does iwo jima count?

00:27:39.615 --> 00:27:41.837
Definitely right like.

00:27:41.837 --> 00:27:44.886
Does it have to be in america or just american?

00:27:44.886 --> 00:27:49.309
Related american related right um 9-11, 9-11, like when I think of photos.

00:27:49.309 --> 00:27:56.127
I think of like iwo jima, like 9-11, 9-11, like when I think of photos, I think of like Iwo Jima 9-11 9-11.

00:27:56.189 --> 00:27:58.531
I think of Like the couple days.

00:27:58.769 --> 00:27:59.663
I think of that flag.

00:27:59.663 --> 00:28:00.855
Everybody was the flag.

00:28:00.855 --> 00:28:01.864
Yes, that flag.

00:28:01.864 --> 00:28:02.740
When?

00:28:02.800 --> 00:28:03.045
every.

00:28:03.125 --> 00:28:06.972
Like the whole country was together, yeah, everybody waving American flags and shit like.

00:28:07.066 --> 00:28:11.084
I'm getting chills talking about it, but there's that Iwo Jima, like moment that happened with 9-11?

00:28:11.125 --> 00:28:11.385
Yes, I think.

00:28:11.465 --> 00:28:12.992
Iwo Jima like moment with that happened and that's the picture I'd like.

00:28:12.992 --> 00:28:16.085
If you just take a snapshot photo like that's what I, that's what I think.

00:28:16.365 --> 00:28:21.794
I would think that would be my number one Um yeah, you got Muhammad Ali.

00:28:22.654 --> 00:28:24.377
Another good one the knockout.

00:28:24.377 --> 00:28:27.411
Um, let me see if I can find that.

00:28:27.411 --> 00:28:37.294
You got like those like dust bowl kids back in like the fucking thirties or whatever, when the fucking depression and shit was going on.

00:28:37.294 --> 00:28:41.749
Yeah, Like when the planes dried up and they had all them dust, storms, get those.

00:28:41.749 --> 00:28:43.855
But yeah, dude, it's, it's, it's fucking.

00:28:43.855 --> 00:28:48.105
You could not have like, you couldn't have gotten you couldn't have planned.

00:28:48.105 --> 00:28:55.288
You couldn't have gotten a bunch of people to try to make that happen and and have it look better.

00:28:55.650 --> 00:29:00.671
You know, oh, it was that's like okay, so it happens, right.

00:29:00.671 --> 00:29:11.470
And um, I see it and I'm like, oh my God, this is just, it's going to fuel the, not only fuel the country.

00:29:11.470 --> 00:29:13.593
It can feel the country in a in a negative way.

00:29:13.593 --> 00:29:15.511
It can fuel the country in a positive way.

00:29:16.547 --> 00:29:17.571
I was worried at first.

00:29:17.571 --> 00:29:20.233
Like that first day I was looking out the window like hmm.

00:29:20.684 --> 00:29:22.092
What you thought you were getting sniped out.

00:29:23.127 --> 00:29:26.292
I don't know, man, like something like that could have sparked something.

00:29:26.292 --> 00:29:36.429
Man, you know, like I feel like this country is so on edge with shit like that, you know could have sent, like I don't know, kentucky.

00:29:36.429 --> 00:29:43.228
We could unleash kentucky with that one, you know, I don't know um well, what do you think was gonna fucking like?

00:29:43.248 --> 00:30:00.138
colonel mustard was gonna fucking come out I don't know mustard in the suppository, yeah totally the book supposedly but this is the the image that kevin was talking about so much better.

00:30:00.659 --> 00:30:12.054
Yeah, showing photos and shit and that's really just like a follow-through from his punch, like he's not even like pumping a fist cash is clay right there that's it, it, cassius.

00:30:12.094 --> 00:30:14.349
Clay, and then is my name Cassius.

00:30:14.349 --> 00:30:15.326
I'm going to call him Cassius.

00:30:16.631 --> 00:30:19.377
What movie I don't know, ali.

00:30:22.486 --> 00:30:23.587
That's the obvious one.

00:30:27.699 --> 00:30:29.164
And then this is fucking.

00:30:29.164 --> 00:30:31.105
Where's the photo?

00:30:31.105 --> 00:30:32.230
Is this the original photo?

00:30:32.230 --> 00:30:36.705
No, the Iwo Jima.

00:30:36.705 --> 00:30:40.051
Oh my, oh my god see that's crazy.

00:30:40.051 --> 00:30:40.752
Yep, that's fucking.

00:30:40.792 --> 00:30:47.384
I gotta share that then you got the 9-11 flag take it easy.

00:30:47.605 --> 00:30:51.872
Still trying to share, iwo jima takes him minute.

00:30:53.493 --> 00:30:54.596
I just didn't want him to forget.

00:30:54.615 --> 00:30:58.967
There we go there you go See.

00:30:59.008 --> 00:30:59.891
I'm getting this down now.

00:30:59.891 --> 00:31:02.088
Yeah, seven minutes between pictures.

00:31:05.497 --> 00:31:05.817
I'm sorry.

00:31:05.817 --> 00:31:07.090
We were doing ink blots here.

00:31:07.090 --> 00:31:08.611
You're trying to figure this out.

00:31:08.611 --> 00:31:18.374
I would say this is probably the most iconic photo I think before it was on facebook in american history I would.

00:31:18.555 --> 00:31:21.782
I would say, yeah, there's not many photo photos.

00:31:22.163 --> 00:31:31.933
But you got photos and whatnot from the video of uh kennedy getting assassinated and seeing his head get blown off yeah, but those are or I don't know know.

00:31:31.973 --> 00:31:33.897
Ben said look up the burning monk.

00:31:36.532 --> 00:31:37.174
Was that a B&B?

00:31:37.174 --> 00:31:41.930
Sounds like the bougie.

00:31:41.930 --> 00:31:44.932
Connecticut people go to the burning monk.

00:31:44.932 --> 00:31:47.492
Is this like the burning man?

00:31:48.054 --> 00:31:48.414
I don't know.

00:31:50.798 --> 00:31:53.132
Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about.

00:31:53.132 --> 00:31:54.337
It's a monk that set himself on fire.

00:31:54.337 --> 00:31:54.779
I don't know what's.

00:31:54.779 --> 00:31:55.664
Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about.

00:31:57.828 --> 00:32:05.664
It's a monk that set himself on fire With lamp oil For a good cause, like the Egyptian magician, I think it was for Ukraine.

00:32:05.884 --> 00:32:07.724
I think it was for Ukraine.

00:32:09.449 --> 00:32:11.815
Nah, oh shit.

00:32:16.625 --> 00:32:18.848
I got a Ukraine tie-in to the to the assassination.

00:32:18.848 --> 00:32:20.653
Now the burning monk happened in the united states.

00:32:20.653 --> 00:32:24.480
Holy shit, oh no, he's burning shit.

00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:30.409
Oh there it is, was that at the, the old fucking monastery on 301?

00:32:30.409 --> 00:32:41.098
Holy shit really so like did he live I don't know, was he burnt?

00:32:41.480 --> 00:32:45.569
well, he kind of looked like he was uh or did he just light himself a fire and die?

00:32:45.569 --> 00:32:51.933
He kind of looked like he was, uh, you know, like floating on, uh, floating on some flames there yeah, no, I mean he, I mean he's on fire.

00:32:52.335 --> 00:32:53.718
He's definitely on fire.

00:32:54.525 --> 00:32:54.766
Okay.

00:32:54.766 --> 00:32:56.371
So what's the reason why the guy burned himself?

00:32:56.371 --> 00:32:58.036
It's got to be Ukraine.

00:32:58.036 --> 00:32:59.388
You can tell by the cars.

00:32:59.851 --> 00:33:02.711
Zelensky Fucking Zelensky again.

00:33:02.904 --> 00:33:05.053
Zelensky's in the background playing the piano with his dick.

00:33:05.053 --> 00:33:07.446
The comedian he was.00:33:07.446 --> 00:33:11.335


What happened?00:33:11.335 --> 00:33:13.098


What are you trying to do?00:33:13.665 --> 00:33:15.854


Give us some more context here on the burning monk there.00:33:15.924 --> 00:33:18.294


Yeah, I mean, you just throw it out there like snorkel.00:33:19.045 --> 00:33:21.314


No, I was going to play a song about people on fire.00:33:21.605 --> 00:33:22.971


You know, call in, explain yourself.00:33:23.965 --> 00:33:25.270


A song about people on fire.00:33:25.270 --> 00:33:28.032


Yeah, we didn't start the fire.00:33:28.345 --> 00:33:29.569


I didn't think about that one, but yeah.00:33:30.112 --> 00:33:33.213


Okay, what's the burning monk, ben, burning down the house?00:33:33.213 --> 00:33:36.069


Have anything to do with Benoit balls and vibrating panties?00:33:36.069 --> 00:33:39.838


Just wondering, all right, so.00:33:41.025 --> 00:33:43.131


Protesting plant-based burgers.00:33:44.655 --> 00:33:46.431


Wow Way back then huh.00:33:47.185 --> 00:33:48.852


Dude, that looked like that was in the 50s.00:33:49.693 --> 00:33:52.421


Right, there was like Daniel Sun's car there.00:33:52.702 --> 00:33:54.288


Yeah, I saw Miyagi in the background.00:33:54.288 --> 00:34:01.228


I don't know, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't put that up there in the top five.00:34:01.228 --> 00:34:08.050


I don't even know what the fuck that's all about, and first of all, if it's for plant-based burgers you're not even in the top 20.00:34:08.224 --> 00:34:10.967


Interesting photo, but not iconic.00:34:11.449 --> 00:34:11.590


No.00:34:12.846 --> 00:34:15.253


More of a what not to do Right.00:34:16.335 --> 00:34:24.811


Yeah, don't burn yourself alive for any type of thing that's going on in this world, especially Ukraine, or plant-based burgers.00:34:24.811 --> 00:34:30.476


Would you set yourself on fire for White Castle?00:34:32.108 --> 00:34:34.164


Like my whole body, or just like a toe.00:34:34.164 --> 00:34:40.764


I'm not even gonna lie to you like a half hour?00:34:40.764 --> 00:34:43.744


Like I need a scenario too we talking like three in the morning.00:34:45.269 --> 00:34:46.914


Getting out the club you get the crease.00:34:46.914 --> 00:34:52.014


You stop at fucking White Castle you get the crease case, the only one sitting at this table.00:34:51.972 --> 00:34:52.382


Who's gotten out of the club?00:34:52.382 --> 00:34:52.811


You stop at fucking white castle.00:34:52.811 --> 00:34:53.202


You get the craze case.00:34:53.202 --> 00:35:02.730


The only one, the only one sitting at this table has gotten out of the club is pat yeah, yeah you never went to like dance clubs every once in a while.00:35:02.730 --> 00:35:03.692


It wasn't my.00:35:03.932 --> 00:35:08.666


Yeah, it wasn't my thing oh no, they were fun, man, oh yeah I gotta power.00:35:08.706 --> 00:35:11.853


I gotta be saying the bar and power drink cost400 a night.00:35:12.135 --> 00:35:13.257


You used to go to Twilo.00:35:13.257 --> 00:35:14.985


You ever go to Twilo down in the city Twilo.00:35:15.005 --> 00:35:17.554


Sound Factory Limelight Tunnel.00:35:17.744 --> 00:35:19.090


The old meatpacking district?00:35:19.090 --> 00:35:20.233


Yeah.00:35:20.525 --> 00:35:21.505


Yeah, you liked the meatpacking district.00:35:21.505 --> 00:35:22.684


Yeah, I set you up for that one.00:35:22.684 --> 00:35:23.809


It's like every time I was there.00:35:23.809 --> 00:35:26.606


That's where the clubs were.00:35:26.606 --> 00:35:27.907


Man, you take certain things right.00:35:27.907 --> 00:35:29.951


I guess you have to do what you have to do.00:35:29.951 --> 00:35:31.452


It's me.00:35:31.673 --> 00:35:33.155


Ecstasy.00:35:33.215 --> 00:35:35.719


Let's get ready for the bass.00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:40.773


Remember that one time this is me.00:35:45.373 --> 00:35:46.978


Let's hope it's Ecstasy.00:35:49.764 --> 00:35:51.510


I used to pull that trick all the time with the other drug dealers.00:35:51.570 --> 00:36:05.769


I don't know what this is, but it ain't ecstasy, but it's pretty damn good too, kevin, you need to go to church and pray I do, but you won't let me in, it's me, jesus, I'll let you in.00:36:06.331 --> 00:36:08.815


Well, yeah, give me some of that smoked brisket.00:36:09.516 --> 00:36:10.297


I love it up there.00:36:10.898 --> 00:36:17.572


It's great, everybody say I love you, my children.00:36:17.572 --> 00:36:19.777


Hey, hi Hi, why am I stuck in a well?00:36:21.606 --> 00:36:23.572


Hi, where'd everybody go?00:36:23.572 --> 00:36:24.094


Hold on.00:36:26.184 --> 00:36:26.967


Dawson Dawson Speaking of.00:36:26.987 --> 00:36:38.931


Dawson you guys want Dawson's Creek Now, alright, what's the next thing we had on the On the list there, maddie?00:36:38.931 --> 00:36:43.751


Oh well, here's the thing Now.00:36:43.751 --> 00:36:48.804


There's so many extremes that can come out Of this whole assassination attempt.00:36:48.804 --> 00:36:53.632


There's a lot of craziness, so, like I want to paint the picture here.00:36:53.632 --> 00:37:16.059


First of all, I honestly believe we're in a simulation, because you couldn't have written that script any better, more perfect than what happened, and him throwing up the fist, blood all over the face with the nonsense that's been going on in this country.00:37:16.125 --> 00:37:18.894


Is it inconceivable to say that he did it to himself?00:37:20.726 --> 00:37:21.971


I don't know man.00:37:23.166 --> 00:37:24.753


I've seen narcissists do worse.00:37:25.485 --> 00:37:28.195


I mean, it really is just clip of the year, to be honest with you.00:37:28.405 --> 00:37:30.472


Dude, it's clip of the year.00:37:31.605 --> 00:37:32.150


Holy shit, dude, Dude.00:37:32.150 --> 00:37:32.817


It's a clip of the year.00:37:32.856 --> 00:37:33.342


Yeah, holy shit, dude.00:37:34.445 --> 00:37:34.786


That's the.00:37:34.786 --> 00:37:38.235


I mean if Evander Holyfield could go with Mike Tyson's bite mark in his ear.00:37:38.235 --> 00:37:40.724


What's a little ear nut to trouble yeah?00:37:40.746 --> 00:37:42.210


it's like chick stick scars, bro.00:37:42.210 --> 00:37:42.813


Let it show.00:37:42.813 --> 00:37:44.969


Did you see the 3D imagery?00:37:44.989 --> 00:37:45.190


they had.00:37:45.190 --> 00:37:46.253


Oh, he doesn't get it infected.00:37:46.773 --> 00:37:54.797


Well, Get gangrene and be all over Bro you put basil trees in and fucking band-aid on the edge, just like if I was shaving my head and I nicked my ear.00:37:54.918 --> 00:37:57.311


Excuse me, pat, you put a little Mercure Chrome on that.00:37:57.371 --> 00:37:57.592


Mercure.00:37:59.686 --> 00:38:05.612


Or you put one of them like gauges in the ear that them fucking weirdos have you know like the fucking circles the bar.00:38:09.985 --> 00:38:11.552


Looks like Donald Trump just visited.00:38:11.552 --> 00:38:12.054


Kenya.00:38:12.054 --> 00:38:18.992


He's got those neck stretchers on too.00:38:18.992 --> 00:38:20.235


Why do they have pleats in their lips?00:38:21.007 --> 00:38:26.514


oh boy so here's John Gruden got in trouble for less than that.00:38:26.514 --> 00:38:31.032


Here's my thing now it's true very00:38:31.052 --> 00:38:37.300


good, very good very good, that means, it's true very good, very good man, you're very good.00:38:37.322 --> 00:38:37.923


Um, that means, it's all better.00:38:37.983 --> 00:38:45.887


So that's the all better button I don't care if who you're, who you're supporting whatever, whatever side you're on there.00:38:45.887 --> 00:38:52.157


If trump loses the election, something's up.00:38:52.597 --> 00:38:55.465


Yes, yes, yes.00:38:55.505 --> 00:38:59.391


Something's up, because now you're seeing all the positive.00:38:59.391 --> 00:39:03.978


What's crazy to me is all this positive stuff is on the news about Trump.00:39:10.485 --> 00:39:12.351


And you hear the telltale end of the Democrats want to force fucking Biden out of office.00:39:12.351 --> 00:39:14.159


Dude, that fist pump was a mic drop.00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:15.824


Yeah, dude, that's really what it was.00:39:15.824 --> 00:39:17.648


That was a fist pump when you felt the ecstasy kick in.00:39:17.789 --> 00:39:19.313


It was like boom election over.00:39:19.313 --> 00:39:23.693


Yeah, cut the nonsense, stop trying to fucking arrest me.00:39:23.693 --> 00:39:25.833


The fucking brief hits, you know.00:39:26.606 --> 00:39:31.056


He was throwing the Italian fist pumps with his ecstasy Fuck and then he says Fight, fight.00:39:31.056 --> 00:39:32.458


Are you kidding me?00:39:34.380 --> 00:39:37.161


And that's then, that's now being that's now Becoming like an anthem.00:39:37.161 --> 00:39:40.085


You know, like they were doing it at the RNC oh yeah.00:39:40.085 --> 00:39:40.929


Um.00:39:41.954 --> 00:39:48.773


You know, I mean like people go up and like when they like clapping and stuff and like Fight, fight, fight fight, see Hulk.00:39:48.773 --> 00:39:50.811


I didn't see that.00:39:52.849 --> 00:39:54.376


Oh man, listen here, brother.00:39:54.376 --> 00:40:09.766


He was up there doing his fucking spiel like the hulk hogan stuff and he fucking he's got like a black t-shirt on the trumpamaniacs he fucking rips his black t-shirt off to reveal the fucking trumpamania trump and vance you know trump.00:40:09.766 --> 00:40:10.869


Yeah, like it was.00:40:10.869 --> 00:40:16.648


Just like I want one, like I want a trumpamania shirt did you see?00:40:16.769 --> 00:40:17.972


did you see the one with uh?00:40:17.972 --> 00:40:20.797


He's giving it double guns on the back of his shirt.00:40:20.885 --> 00:40:28.952


On the front says you missed oh my god, I'm actually, that's actually a great idea for a t-shirt they're, they're getting it's already a t-shirt.00:40:28.952 --> 00:40:33.010


Yeah, they're making them up a million no, but like you can, you can do so much shit with that.00:40:33.010 --> 00:40:35.677


You could do the john cena fucking hand thing with it.00:40:35.717 --> 00:40:39.407


You could do fucking yeah, john cena sucks, he doesn't suck.00:40:39.447 --> 00:40:41.393


Yeah, he's gay, he didn't win.00:40:41.472 --> 00:40:47.512


He didn't win the fucking wrestling fucking uh, nobody likes them, like they're force feeding it's the kids love john's.00:40:47.574 --> 00:40:51.230


Yeah, sure kids love them yeah, yeah, special.00:40:52.934 --> 00:40:53.516


Kids love them.00:40:53.516 --> 00:40:59.215


Yeah, special kids have a I'm not talking about retarded kids on this show.00:40:59.545 --> 00:41:02.148


I'm just like quoting Shane Gillis you know he.00:41:02.148 --> 00:41:04.135


Fucking Shane's great, you know.00:41:04.545 --> 00:41:12.356


So, now my thinking is this I'm going to have more cheese If something does happen.00:41:12.356 --> 00:41:16.914


Where, say, trump loses the election, we need to bunker down.00:41:17.168 --> 00:41:18.224


People's heads are going to explode.00:41:19.429 --> 00:41:22.190


We need to run to the woods and live.00:41:22.887 --> 00:41:23.690


You need to have a plan.00:41:24.347 --> 00:41:39.264


I'll say that, oh my god, the world will fucking end Because you have Crazy extreme Motherfuckers who support Trump will do fucking anything.00:41:41.650 --> 00:41:45.992


Yeah, I could deal without those People yeah, a little too far right.00:41:47.771 --> 00:41:50.632


I just don't understand why you know.00:41:51.648 --> 00:41:57.557


A little too far, like I get it, but yeah yeah, don't like it's.00:41:57.664 --> 00:42:04.438


It's to the point of now where it's it's literally, if people are not seeing what the hell's going on.00:42:04.438 --> 00:42:14.106


And they were rooting on, uh, the shooter who fucking tried to kill him, saying that he's a bad shot and what you, you need you are.00:42:14.106 --> 00:42:15.230


What's wrong with this country?00:42:15.230 --> 00:42:17.996


Those people, oh, yeah, no for sure.00:42:17.996 --> 00:42:21.291


And, honestly, you should go assassinate yourself.00:42:21.411 --> 00:42:23.932


You're, you're probably still wearing a mask in your car by yourself.00:42:23.932 --> 00:42:24.586


Everything you said.00:42:24.586 --> 00:42:25.530


You shouldn't do what.00:42:26.005 --> 00:42:27.088


Wishing death on people.00:42:27.309 --> 00:42:29.335


Oh well, this is the.00:42:29.335 --> 00:42:36.657


You just told a bunch of people to go off themselves.00:42:36.657 --> 00:42:37.664


Yeah, yeah, I'm allowed to, because this is God.00:42:40.356 --> 00:42:42.204


Then again it's a sin if you off yourself.00:42:42.204 --> 00:42:46.266


Ha ha, ha Ha ha, ha, ha ha.00:42:46.947 --> 00:42:58.375


So you know, I don't know if I'm anxious or worried or whatnot, but I still believe something worse is going to happen.00:42:58.375 --> 00:42:59.494


Yeah Well, it's crazy.00:42:59.494 --> 00:43:06.860


How many weeks ago did I say something crazy is going to happen and the assassination attempt happens and something crazier.00:43:06.860 --> 00:43:11.842


I don't know if it's going to be with Trump Something's going to happen.00:43:14.284 --> 00:43:15.516


You need to own a firearm and have it to go back.00:43:15.536 --> 00:43:17.411


So you're going to have to like To go back.00:43:17.452 --> 00:43:23.010


You're going to have to hone in on this ability to be a little more specific with things Like something's going to happen.00:43:24.766 --> 00:43:25.771


Who am I Fucking Nostradamus?00:43:26.271 --> 00:43:30.333


I don't know Like something with Trump again is going to happen.00:43:30.333 --> 00:43:34.295


No, it's some like volcano or something you know.00:43:34.505 --> 00:43:36.413


So our discussion, the other night.00:43:36.545 --> 00:43:39.344


I certainly hope it's not going to make something that Kevin wants to off himself.00:43:39.565 --> 00:43:41.068


Kevin has convinced me.00:43:41.068 --> 00:43:46.378


The Rothschilds run the world, yeah.00:43:47.625 --> 00:43:50.137


I mean them and a handful of other families.00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:51.929


Yeah, elitist scumbags.00:43:52.385 --> 00:43:54.909


I mean, it's their own world, it's not even elite dude, it's like All and a handful of other families.00:43:54.909 --> 00:43:56.612


Yeah, elitist scumbag, it's their own world.00:43:56.811 --> 00:43:58.815


It's not even elite dude, it's like so many levels above that.00:43:58.815 --> 00:43:59.956


What do the Rothschilds have?00:43:59.956 --> 00:44:04.268


Control of the money, the banks, what company?00:44:04.407 --> 00:44:05.731


All of them BlackRock.00:44:06.853 --> 00:44:10.452


All of them, all of them, I understand.00:44:13.251 --> 00:44:13.878


BlackRock's an investment firm?00:44:13.898 --> 00:44:19.824


yeah, right, sure it is well, I'm just saying, like it's not a person it's not a family, it's like a entity.00:44:20.867 --> 00:44:39.068


They have 90 what 90% of the world's wealth on their books or something supporters is George Soros so them Vanguard and I forget the third one have starts with an M, have like 88% of the world's wealth control majority holdings of whatever.00:44:39.369 --> 00:44:42.132


Alright, so then you have this kid who tried to assassinate him.00:44:42.132 --> 00:44:43.469


He's in the commercial.00:44:43.809 --> 00:44:45.275


Yep, he's in a Black Rock commercial.00:44:47.697 --> 00:44:49.760


Okay, so we're going there.00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:51.864


I'm just saying that's just fucking weird.00:44:51.864 --> 00:44:54.192


Alright, so let's set a little pre-story here.00:44:54.192 --> 00:44:57.311


Let's talk about the stock dump.00:44:57.311 --> 00:45:02.536


We've all heard about the stock dump of Truth Social with the 12 million shares by that.00:45:02.536 --> 00:45:07.780


I forget the name of the company I could find it in a minute if they want me to like disparage them.00:45:08.025 --> 00:45:11.952


That's what good journalists do so.00:45:13.054 --> 00:45:17.731


They do what's called a put option on Truth Social, which is they're betting it's going to fail.00:45:17.731 --> 00:45:24.431


You know it's going to drop, and shit like that, like two days prior to the assassination, also with Rumble as well.00:45:24.431 --> 00:45:31.898


And had the assassination been successful, it would have been worthless.00:45:31.898 --> 00:45:37.827


Well, the Truth Social would have been worthless.00:45:37.827 --> 00:45:39.110


Well, the the truth social would have been worthless.00:45:39.110 --> 00:45:48.427


But those put options that were put on the stock, those 12 million shares, would have netted something over like it was close to a trillion dollars did nancy pelosi's husband have something to do with that?00:45:48.746 --> 00:45:50.730


no, no, but just but.00:45:50.730 --> 00:46:01.103


The major shareholders of said investment group are BlackRock, vanguard and whatever that other fucking one is that has.00:46:01.563 --> 00:46:02.144


We'll call it the dark one.00:46:02.967 --> 00:46:08.134


It's like the fat friend, it's like the fat girlfriend that they just keep around.00:46:08.134 --> 00:46:11.630


That's part of the group and why do they keep them around Kev?00:46:11.630 --> 00:46:16.771


Because you never know, you don't know, I don't know why.00:46:16.771 --> 00:46:18.556


To make them all look skinnier.00:46:18.556 --> 00:46:42.579


Ok, people move along, there's nothing to see here, like I don't know what girls do, but yeah, I mean, like you could pull out the thumbtacks and the yarn and and stuff and it's not like yeah, it's like the six degrees of kevin bacon, it's all gonna go to one place yeah, yeah, um.00:46:42.985 --> 00:47:05.010


So it's just like I'm I'm not saying, I'm just saying it's a little fucking strange, you know so explain to me, explain to our listeners, what you were explaining to me about how this has been going on to fund, to fund wars all right, so like this, I wasn't prepared for this one um did you need notes or something?00:47:05.090 --> 00:47:06.112


do you want?00:47:06.152 --> 00:47:25.494


no, but, but he's gonna tackle it want to take a break and maybe get your cliff notes because, like it's tough, because I have to invoke a certain fucking historical figure, you know, and it's I don't want to, because you know it goes back to hitler, oh no but explain, explain even before hitler.00:47:25.735 --> 00:47:33.434


You know that history world war one explain the the relationship between hitler and and the Rothschilds.00:47:37.179 --> 00:47:42.074


I don't know, I wasn't ready for this dude, Like I can Zinger.00:47:42.255 --> 00:47:42.775


Zinger.00:47:42.775 --> 00:47:47.697


Now you told me that he wasn't a fan of the Rothschilds.00:47:49.128 --> 00:47:50.891


He wasn't a fan of the Jewish bankers.00:47:52.476 --> 00:47:55.592


I'm just context.00:47:55.592 --> 00:47:56.514


Is anybody really?00:47:58.324 --> 00:48:02.733


I don't know about the Oriental bankers, but you know.00:48:04.137 --> 00:48:09.329


So yeah, there were controlling families.00:48:09.329 --> 00:48:12.398


They controlled all the money in the world and three quarters of them got on a tight hand At the turn of the controlled.00:48:12.418 --> 00:48:26.393


All the money in the world, you know, and three quarters at the turn of the century, the 18th, 1900s, you know, like it, they just, you know, you can probably even trace it back to fucking like da vinci and medieval time, whatever you know.00:48:26.393 --> 00:48:53.257


Um, well, napoleon, there's a hand, napoleon too, like there's a handful of families that controlled the money in europe, um, and they ended up financing wars for certain countries, which then the countries owed them debt and stuff, and like that's really lo and behold, that's really how we got in our present like economic situation around the world really, where the us has like fucking trillions of debt.00:48:53.746 --> 00:49:14.074


You know, like the all this debt is really like owed to these like a handful of people that run the banks, you know and they make most of their money by funding wars or giving money to countries for war yes, yes, they're financing wars.00:49:14.074 --> 00:49:20.324


You know, that's been it since like fucking day one.00:49:20.668 --> 00:49:44.577


I'm waiting for Vader and the evil emperor to come down now, because nobody's in charge except the elitist of elites, who have 88 of the world's wealth on the books and that's just like on the books, yeah you don't know, like, like the like.00:49:44.677 --> 00:49:54.213


I'm speculating, but like those sort of people like I'm sure there's some other like finger of their fucking entity that fucking grabs something else.00:49:54.213 --> 00:49:58.572


It's just fucking smoke and mirrors that we actually have choices.00:49:59.346 --> 00:50:19.413


So that's why I think we live in a simulation and, regardless of what we try to do, we're never going to actually have our own choice in doing what we really want to do due to standards do we're never going to actually have our own choice in doing what we really want to do due to standards set forth?00:50:21.387 --> 00:50:25.251


No, I told you you could be a ballerina dancer if you put the work in.00:50:25.552 --> 00:50:25.733


What?00:50:25.733 --> 00:50:27.487


Why would I do?00:50:27.527 --> 00:50:33.690


that you could be all you can be you want me to be like a stripper.00:50:33.690 --> 00:50:37.246


I mean that's taking an extra mile, magic Mike.00:50:37.608 --> 00:50:39.353


XXXXXL.00:50:39.353 --> 00:50:44.981


I'm singing XXS, but whatever, well, I was just thinking Triple.00:50:45.262 --> 00:50:45.382


E.00:50:45.724 --> 00:50:45.905


Yeah.00:50:47.128 --> 00:50:48.273


With my banana hammock.00:50:50.192 --> 00:50:52.728


And then there's only one triple E, and he's not here today.00:50:52.728 --> 00:50:57.539


Um yeah, there's only one Triple E and he's not here today.00:50:57.559 --> 00:50:58.802


Yeah, and then my favorite song comes on.00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:02.911


Big shot, big shot.00:51:05.795 --> 00:51:09.860


We're not doing that big shot With fucking pixie dust and Tom's dick Glitter.00:51:09.860 --> 00:51:18.514


Whatever I you know, I believe November is.00:51:20.070 --> 00:51:20.612


Election month.00:51:21.588 --> 00:51:27.896


The election is going to be A telltale sign Of what's going to happen to this country moving forward.00:51:28.077 --> 00:51:31.773


So okay, do you think the election is going to go smooth?00:51:32.014 --> 00:51:36.972


No, that's something I could see happening.00:51:38.768 --> 00:51:40.271


Okay, so who's going to run for?00:51:40.552 --> 00:51:42.775


the Dems Not run Because it's not Biden.00:51:43.077 --> 00:51:45.590


What if they Obviously right, Because he's got COVID?00:51:46.284 --> 00:51:51.775


They set up something where there was an attack on the voting places and shit, shit like that.00:51:52.106 --> 00:51:52.833


Oh, let's not talk.00:51:52.833 --> 00:51:54.465


What about this CrowdStrike thing?00:51:54.465 --> 00:51:58.333


What CrowdStrike the Microsoft CrowdStrike fucking thing.00:52:00.067 --> 00:52:01.463


Oh, when the Microsoft went down.00:52:01.605 --> 00:52:05.291


Like a couple days ago, where airlines were affected.00:52:05.291 --> 00:52:18.405


So like there's fucking video of Trump talking about this fucking years ago CrowdStrike in Ukraine and the voting machines and the servers when he was talking about election fraud and all this kind of stuff.00:52:19.106 --> 00:52:23.876


But like one server connected to everything he warned about this years ago.00:52:23.876 --> 00:52:25.682


There was a thing on Fox and Friends that I guess on TikTok probably should have sent that to the group, like one server connected to everything he warned about this years ago.00:52:25.682 --> 00:52:28.016


Um, there, there was a thing on Fox and friends that are like us all on Tik TOK.00:52:28.016 --> 00:52:29.371


I probably should have sent that to the group.00:52:29.545 --> 00:52:31.088


But it was a Nickelodeon Fox and friends.00:52:32.130 --> 00:52:37.126


Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, paw Patrol Right, oh, yes, right after pop blues, blues clues.00:52:37.326 --> 00:52:37.907


Nick at night.00:52:37.907 --> 00:52:39.489


That dude used to do ecstasy.00:52:39.489 --> 00:52:53.152


He was warning of fucking crowd strike in the server and this and that and so that's what I'm saying, like I don't know man, like you're going to tell me uh, what was what?00:52:53.152 --> 00:52:57.835


How many votes did he get last time for Biden 80.00:52:57.856 --> 00:52:58.657


Ridiculous number.00:52:59.284 --> 00:53:03.153


It wasn't like 80 million more than that 88, 88.00:53:03.173 --> 00:53:06.851


Oh, like the total yeah oh, I don't remember00:53:07.532 --> 00:53:19.260


you know, um, I could see like that's, when the world comes to an end is a fucking well emp like our world.00:53:19.260 --> 00:53:22.692


Yeah, emp, strike over the United States during the election.00:53:22.692 --> 00:53:25.498


What are you doing?00:53:25.498 --> 00:53:29.990


I'm packing up Obi in my backpack and we're going to the woods.00:53:29.990 --> 00:53:31.914


You're?00:53:31.934 --> 00:53:32.215


taking.00:53:32.295 --> 00:53:33.599


Obi yeah, I'm going to use him as bait.00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:38.173


Just a little skin and bone, you know, nothing too crazy.00:53:38.625 --> 00:53:39.911


He's going to duct tape him on a tree.00:53:41.865 --> 00:53:43.110


Stick that in your mouth and shut up.00:53:43.110 --> 00:53:44.389


He's going to hold you back, man.00:53:45.190 --> 00:53:46.976


He doesn't have a good stamina, ah my stomach.00:53:48.206 --> 00:53:50.454


Create a little space between you and whatever's chasing you.00:53:51.086 --> 00:53:51.789


He gets hurt a lot.00:53:53.849 --> 00:53:57.811


Well, what I could do is put a rope around my waist and tie it around him and I could just drag him.00:53:57.811 --> 00:54:02.213


You know That'd be, you know, cool.00:54:02.213 --> 00:54:05.010


Alright, I like your robe.00:54:05.010 --> 00:54:07.717


It's cold out.00:54:07.717 --> 00:54:08.297


Can I wear that?00:54:08.297 --> 00:54:21.179


Thanks, I do believe the nation is, I don't know.00:54:21.179 --> 00:54:35.483


Man, I really do hope that this kind of like push people together rather than further apart um you know, I don't feel like this is gonna push people further apart.00:54:35.563 --> 00:54:46.014


If anything, there's gonna be like a sense of clarity okay you know, like and there may be some melding of views and acceptance of others and and stuff like that.00:54:46.014 --> 00:54:49.880


But if it happens again, dude like I think fucking all pits are off, man.00:54:50.101 --> 00:54:57.137


If he does become president, does he find the person who is in charge of the assassination attempt?00:54:57.797 --> 00:55:05.277


um, if he's alive in the office for more than two years, yes, my answer is yes.00:55:05.338 --> 00:55:05.878


Why two years?00:55:06.304 --> 00:55:12.018


Because I think that's a fair enough time for whoever they are to you know who's they.00:55:12.038 --> 00:55:13.985


Kev, I don't know man Like that's the thing.00:55:14.005 --> 00:55:15.007


You keep on saying they.00:55:15.728 --> 00:55:17.592


They them Really concerning Aliens.00:55:19.936 --> 00:55:28.048


Maddie's balls, their pronouns are they them Bunch of gay people you never know, man.00:55:28.952 --> 00:55:31.331


Flash mob Flash mob LBGTQ.00:55:31.686 --> 00:55:35.876


But it's not like he's going to get sworn in and it's going to be like a quick sweep of the fucking.00:55:36.476 --> 00:55:36.757


Okay.00:55:37.525 --> 00:55:40.315


It's going to take a bit of time, so I'm figuring two years right.00:55:40.831 --> 00:55:41.804


Maddie, tables are turned.00:55:41.804 --> 00:55:47.657


If he wins the election, does the Democrats push for election fraud?00:55:49.126 --> 00:55:50.592


I'm sure they're going to cry about something.00:55:50.753 --> 00:55:51.929


Oh I don't see how they could.00:55:52.786 --> 00:55:53.871


The only way I could see them.00:55:53.871 --> 00:55:55.409


Not I don't see how they could.00:55:55.409 --> 00:56:02.467


I didn't say they'd be successful Is the servers going down, because next thing you know, they'll be like oh, we got to declare martial law.00:56:02.467 --> 00:56:06.516


Everybody to their houses, you're all dead.00:56:09.891 --> 00:56:10.614


Here come the aliens.00:56:10.614 --> 00:56:17.137


Well, something's going to happen, because the second Trump steps foot in that fucking White House.00:56:17.137 --> 00:56:17.538


Fucking people.00:56:17.538 --> 00:56:18.079


Tyrone's coming up.00:56:18.079 --> 00:56:22.905


People are going to be getting thrown out of there.00:56:22.905 --> 00:56:26.583


Well, that's I mean, is he?00:56:26.583 --> 00:56:26.672


Do you think he's going to be Like?00:56:26.672 --> 00:56:27.971


I literally think people are going to be getting pitched from the door of the White House to see how far on the lawn.00:56:27.882 --> 00:56:29.376


They're going To Salem witch trials.00:56:29.376 --> 00:56:37.273


Let's do that, let's tar and feather people, little senator tossing when is Beetlejuice when I need him.00:56:37.273 --> 00:56:42.273


I need Beetlejuice and the Velcro bullseye Fucking throw him on it.00:56:42.313 --> 00:56:43.054


It's going to be bad.00:56:43.054 --> 00:56:44.657


He can't keep any of these fucks around.00:56:44.856 --> 00:56:45.858


Well, here's the thing now.00:56:45.858 --> 00:56:51.398


If he does become president again, do you think he's going to be vindictive because of everything that's going on?00:56:51.398 --> 00:56:51.539


No, no.00:56:51.742 --> 00:56:53.048


I don't think so at all.00:56:53.048 --> 00:56:54.092


Oh, I think totally.00:56:54.092 --> 00:57:00.867


I don't think vindictive is the right word I think like what would it be?00:57:00.887 --> 00:57:01.929


What would be the right word then?00:57:02.369 --> 00:57:03.130


Oriental.00:57:03.190 --> 00:57:05.614


Because, vindictive.00:57:05.675 --> 00:57:10.206


Would like insinuate some sort of like personal sort of thing, you know like.00:57:10.226 --> 00:57:15.574


I think he's just going to like let the law take care of itself, and he's going to be like, yeah, you're all fucked.00:57:16.588 --> 00:57:17.893


Well, now let me attack that a little bit.00:57:17.893 --> 00:57:19.867


Let the law take care of itself.00:57:19.927 --> 00:57:22.393


He's going to have to step in and do a lot of cleaning before he did that.00:57:22.592 --> 00:57:27.648


I mean, the law has been fucking him, but he's been getting off from the Supreme Court Because he's not guilty.00:57:27.648 --> 00:57:29.315


No, I know, I understand.00:57:29.385 --> 00:57:36.547


You know like that's been the whole case since the impeachments, you know, since those attempts, you know like it's To tie in this.00:57:37.509 --> 00:57:47.126


God forbid we say the word QAnon Can we say that I'm saying there goes our followers is.00:57:47.126 --> 00:57:47.467


Is this the?00:57:47.527 --> 00:57:52.119


I listen I don't, I don't believe in any of that shit anyway, so no, not yet is this, is this.00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:52.862


What else do you need to?00:57:54.128 --> 00:57:54.467


see, bro.00:57:54.467 --> 00:57:59.418


Well, when he got up with the blood on his face, earshot off, and he survived in it.00:57:59.418 --> 00:58:00.485


What about the guy that?00:58:00.505 --> 00:58:01.246


predicted that.00:58:01.246 --> 00:58:02.047


Did you see that?00:58:02.047 --> 00:58:02.648


Oh my god.00:58:02.648 --> 00:58:03.731


The guy that predicted that.00:58:03.731 --> 00:58:04.672


Did you see that?00:58:04.731 --> 00:58:08.097


Oh my God, the guy that had a premonition of that three months prior.00:58:08.097 --> 00:58:08.577


Oh.00:58:09.619 --> 00:58:15.914


Okay, let me find he even said he was going to get grazed in the ear at a rally in Pennsylvania.00:58:15.914 --> 00:58:16.817


Is this Phil Collins?00:58:16.817 --> 00:58:17.878


No, dude, no.00:58:19.126 --> 00:58:22.833


This was a serious thing, Serious thing dude, serious thing.00:58:25.728 --> 00:58:26.269


Hold on.00:58:26.269 --> 00:58:44.090


That's probably the creepiest thing I've ever seen, except other than that because that was mad to get your tambourine pretty weird I'm gonna need, like, some timpani drums and some like a bass or something I don't know about bass, but turn that bucket over We'll be alright.00:58:44.090 --> 00:58:50.641


Should I go up to get some spoons?00:58:50.641 --> 00:58:53.969


Get me a jug.00:58:55.869 --> 00:59:00.972


J-U-G Did you just say J-E-U-G.00:59:01.815 --> 00:59:07.351


Jug, j-o-u-g, j-o-u-g Jug, jug, j-o-u-j Jug.00:59:07.351 --> 00:59:08.875


Here it is.00:59:12.159 --> 00:59:13.001


Oh, Kinger's watching.00:59:13.001 --> 00:59:14.487


I thought he had typhoid or something.00:59:14.809 --> 00:59:18.677


Listen to this 2010.00:59:18.737 --> 00:59:20.568


Oh, this ain't it Fucking cocksuckers.00:59:20.568 --> 00:59:21.731


That guy?00:59:21.731 --> 00:59:22.773


Yeah, it's that guy.00:59:22.773 --> 00:59:23.635


Where's the video, though?00:59:24.666 --> 00:59:28.150


Because he literally said no play buttons.00:59:31.898 --> 00:59:36.530


Go back it's fucking New York.00:59:36.590 --> 00:59:37.072


I don't know.00:59:37.585 --> 00:59:37.927


Why are?00:59:37.947 --> 00:59:39.090


you watching foot porn.00:59:39.311 --> 00:59:40.494


Right, like foot fetish.00:59:40.514 --> 00:59:43.250


No, I don't touch this foot.00:59:47.277 --> 00:59:49.751


Fucking close those shoes for Allison from now on.00:59:52.490 --> 00:59:55.007


I'm sorry, Sorry for jerking off on your open shoe.00:59:55.007 --> 01:00:01.170


Hi, no, stop when?01:00:01.170 --> 01:00:02.045


Okay, where's the fucking?01:00:02.045 --> 01:00:02.748


Oh, is this?01:00:02.849 --> 01:00:10.637


You realize you're gonna have to blacklight this whole house at some pointointing on you listen like the old, um uh, patriots.01:00:11.038 --> 01:00:12.567


You said you saw me as an old guy.01:00:12.567 --> 01:00:15.496


Yeah, but it was not necessarily an old guy, it was.01:00:15.496 --> 01:00:25.358


It was like an, a mantle of telling people in these old churches, like trying to reform america again, bringing back America, because the Lord told me.01:00:25.358 --> 01:00:28.429


He said I am not done with America.01:00:28.429 --> 01:00:33.199


He said there's going to be a new wave of patriotism coming out.01:00:34.347 --> 01:00:39.516


And that's what I saw with Trump, and I saw a red wave coming out of Michigan.01:00:39.516 --> 01:00:45.016


And then I saw Oklahoma and there was embers of people and they were all on um, these, these.01:00:45.016 --> 01:00:54.074


They had torches all throughout oklahoma and they were raising up these torches that looked like fire and they were bringing a new patriotism upon the nation.01:00:54.074 --> 01:01:03.018


And it was coming, it was being birthed and it just kept spreading like time out, so torches, new peach, so this sounds like a civil war to me.01:01:03.909 --> 01:01:09.036


well, he forgot pitchforks and tars it sounds like some people meeting at night, you know, in a park.01:01:10.527 --> 01:01:11.130


A rest stop.01:01:11.485 --> 01:01:19.914


You know, bringing some things to the table, all throughout America, all throughout, and I saw Trump rising up and then I saw an attempt on his life.01:01:19.914 --> 01:01:29.952


This bullet flew by his ear and it came so close to his head that it busted his drum eardrum and I saw um he was.01:01:29.952 --> 01:01:34.677


He fell to his knees during this timeframe and he started worshiping the Lord.01:01:34.677 --> 01:01:37.855


He got radically born again during this timeframe.01:01:37.855 --> 01:01:39.650


I'm talking three months ago.01:01:39.650 --> 01:01:44.175


We'll say he's saved now, but he becomes really on fire for Jesus.01:01:44.175 --> 01:01:44.556


For what?01:01:45.027 --> 01:01:50.172


It's interesting to say the least, right like three months ago obviously he had.01:01:50.193 --> 01:01:54.965


He had, he had some money on this he was not placing puts.01:01:54.965 --> 01:01:59.364


He's a gambler I could tell right now he's doing fucking fandle, that's what's in the?01:01:59.364 --> 01:02:02.048


Over under on the assassination attempts that's jamie thereek.01:02:02.048 --> 01:02:14.293


So three months ago, this guy literally says he has a vision of Trump being shot in a year, three months ago.01:02:14.293 --> 01:02:17.389


This is not a simulation.01:02:17.389 --> 01:02:18.894


You're telling me this is not a simulation.01:02:20.650 --> 01:02:29.907


You probably know some of the fag Democrats and they gave him some insider information Inside of trading Dude, that's just Watch.01:02:30.027 --> 01:02:33.650


now the Simpsons are going to make a fucking cartoon with that guy predicting what happened to fucking Trump.01:02:33.650 --> 01:02:35.231


Well, you know what you have to do.01:02:35.625 --> 01:02:37.773


You have to go back and watch the Simpsons now.01:02:38.146 --> 01:02:38.813


Seven years prior.01:02:38.813 --> 01:02:40.887


It's always seven years.01:02:40.987 --> 01:02:42.047


Is that the no?01:02:42.047 --> 01:02:43.731


Oh, I don't know I was just talking to you.01:02:43.751 --> 01:02:44.311


They had the.01:02:44.311 --> 01:02:46.054


What was the one they had before the?01:02:46.715 --> 01:02:48.858


iPhone came out 30 years right.01:02:49.358 --> 01:02:55.797


They had one for the iPhone, they had one for the iPod.01:02:55.797 --> 01:02:58.693


These photos that are just fucking ridiculous.01:02:58.693 --> 01:03:00.485


And the people are wearing the same fucking clothes.01:03:00.485 --> 01:03:01.771


Yeah, simulation, bro.01:03:01.771 --> 01:03:05.152


What else we got on that list, maddie?01:03:06.550 --> 01:03:13.514


just about got it all right, so I got something else to add to the uh conspiracy nonsense of it all.01:03:13.514 --> 01:03:14.697


Um.01:03:14.697 --> 01:03:30.414


So zielinski uh met with the ceo from blackrock as to the rebuild of Ukraine and investment opportunities for BlackRock in the rebuild of Ukraine.01:03:30.414 --> 01:03:33.550


Where did you read this?01:03:33.550 --> 01:03:37.331


In a book?01:03:37.331 --> 01:03:43.355


No, I've seen it on a few things.01:03:43.355 --> 01:03:47.175


I didn't fucking write down where I fucking cited it from.01:03:47.175 --> 01:03:50.273


I didn't think I was going to publish it here.01:03:52.126 --> 01:03:55.556


It would just be good if it was like the Daily Planet.01:03:56.708 --> 01:04:00.130


But yeah, I'm not bringing you fake news, man Fake news.01:04:00.130 --> 01:04:04.777


What I bring you is fact 99% of the time.01:04:06.684 --> 01:04:08.893


Every now and then have we kept track of this?01:04:09.365 --> 01:04:12.530


All I have to say is, if there was real news out there, chip Clydesdale would find it.01:04:12.644 --> 01:04:14.632


Chip Clydesdale would be riding bareback on a horse.01:04:14.664 --> 01:04:16.190


Did I not bring you the fucking?01:04:16.190 --> 01:04:17.795


Degrom shit Before it happened.01:04:17.795 --> 01:04:20.289


I mean I hate to.01:04:20.331 --> 01:04:21.213


That's called a curse.01:04:22.309 --> 01:04:23.773


I hate to keep falling back on this.01:04:23.773 --> 01:04:27.204


You didn't bring me, you mushed him, I didn't mush him Put him in the fucking bedroom.01:04:27.204 --> 01:04:28.369


I brought you news.01:04:28.369 --> 01:04:29.789


That wasn't news.01:04:29.789 --> 01:04:30.492


It was news.01:04:30.492 --> 01:04:33.402


I said he was having arm fucking fatigue and then you did this with your fingers.01:04:33.402 --> 01:04:36.335


Afterwards, I said he was having arm fatigue.01:04:36.335 --> 01:04:38.992


I think he had flowers in his hands to be honest with you.01:04:39.193 --> 01:04:46.885


No, but yeah, which flowers?01:04:46.885 --> 01:04:47.567


Flowers, the ones out there.01:04:47.567 --> 01:04:48.469


Black rocks ones are still zelensky.01:04:48.469 --> 01:04:48.949


Ukraine rebuild finance.01:04:48.949 --> 01:04:50.012


Like that's not fucking, why wouldn't?01:04:50.012 --> 01:04:50.373


Why would like.01:04:50.373 --> 01:05:01.438


I'm just tying in in the whole fucking like everything man, like like black rock ukraine trump fucking.01:05:01.438 --> 01:05:09.456


They don't want them, you know, like the whole fucking conspiracy scenario just well, I'm gonna be honest with you.01:05:09.536 --> 01:05:14.190


I don't think they're called conspiracy theories anymore, because pretty much everything's fucking coming true.01:05:14.190 --> 01:05:17.518


It is it's bonkers, it's bonkers.01:05:18.820 --> 01:05:20.003


And so like?01:05:20.003 --> 01:05:26.057


Were you ever a person that was like anti-conspiracy theory I would be like no, that's not true, that's not true.01:05:26.324 --> 01:05:27.891


And then the more and more you like.01:05:27.985 --> 01:05:29.449


Like where you're just like, oh, it's not true.01:05:29.449 --> 01:05:30.992


Or were you like, stop it, it's not true.01:05:30.992 --> 01:05:31.996


Yeah, I'd be like oh that's silly.01:05:32.096 --> 01:05:40.619


That's silly Until you start doing research on your own and seeing shit and you, okay, over there, you want a doze off.01:05:40.619 --> 01:05:44.820


Yeah, oh boy, 944,.01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:45.902


Dude, do you get your meds?01:05:45.902 --> 01:05:47.702


I want to make sure.01:05:47.702 --> 01:05:51.574


Did you take your dick pill?01:05:51.594 --> 01:05:52.096


Selenafil.01:05:55.653 --> 01:05:56.679


Not before I come here.01:05:56.679 --> 01:05:59.929


You sure do, you sure do I should have to pee.01:05:59.929 --> 01:06:01.193


You don't want to do that when you have to pee.01:06:01.193 --> 01:06:11.673


You don't want to be walking around with a hard-on and have to piss Because that sucks a little bit I mean you got to hold it down like a fucking diving board, but it's like a kickstand.01:06:11.673 --> 01:06:15.605


Lean against the wall and push down like you're fucking.01:06:15.605 --> 01:06:25.197


You're making the k the k am I the only one that knows that?01:06:25.197 --> 01:06:27.612


So I kind of stick my front leg out too.01:06:29.085 --> 01:06:30.371


Maddie makes a lower case K.01:06:32.989 --> 01:06:34.052


Maddie makes poop in the puss.01:06:35.007 --> 01:06:35.550


Sorry bud.01:06:37.114 --> 01:06:42.898


Now, I don't know, I just it's.01:06:42.898 --> 01:06:47.570


I think I'm kind of worried for the Future of the country.01:06:47.570 --> 01:06:51.505


Is there going to be unity If Trump becomes president?01:06:52.851 --> 01:06:55.914


No, I think there would be.01:06:55.914 --> 01:06:57.731


Honestly, I think there would be.01:06:57.731 --> 01:07:01.224


I think if he makes it to the election, yeah.01:07:01.686 --> 01:07:06.235


Is there going to be torches and fire, like that guy explained and you're saying it's a good gathering at the town center, like they're fucking renting library books To the election?01:07:06.235 --> 01:07:11.844


Yeah, is there going to be torches and fire, like that guy explained, and you're saying it's a good gathering at the town center, like they're fucking renting library books.01:07:11.844 --> 01:07:13.010


I didn't see.01:07:13.010 --> 01:07:13.764


It Sounded like militia like that.01:07:13.824 --> 01:07:15.168


I didn't say it would be right away.01:07:18.157 --> 01:07:24.096


Right, listen, if he loses, you know.01:07:25.106 --> 01:07:29.894


If he loses, like there's nothing we can do about it Nothing we can do.01:07:30.786 --> 01:07:32.092


Am I going to wish death upon Biden?01:07:32.092 --> 01:07:35.072


No, he'll be dead two months into his next term.01:07:35.373 --> 01:07:40.793


Like I don't, know man Like, who are they going to put in front?01:07:42.336 --> 01:07:42.797


to beat him.01:07:42.797 --> 01:07:47.612


I think Mr Belding from Mr Belding, yes, from Sav, mr Belding from Saved by the Bell.01:07:49.480 --> 01:07:52.630


Really Wow, he's even off on his timing.01:07:52.731 --> 01:07:54.324


Yeah, him and Zach Morris are supposed to be.01:07:54.505 --> 01:07:55.429


Zach was supposed to be his.01:07:56.565 --> 01:07:58.431


Yeah, Zach's going to be his VP.01:07:58.431 --> 01:08:00.869


Speaking of which, who's this?01:08:00.869 --> 01:08:01.713


Jd Vance, bro.01:08:01.713 --> 01:08:04.012


He sounds like a baseball player in the minor leagues.01:08:09.625 --> 01:08:10.467


I don't know know like does it matter?01:08:10.467 --> 01:08:11.853


I think he was it kind of does why I think he was the.01:08:11.873 --> 01:08:12.034


Uh why?01:08:12.034 --> 01:08:12.556


Because he breaks it.01:08:12.556 --> 01:08:16.990


He breaks a tie in the senate like bull durham dude, that's the baseball all-stars, bro, that's the only thing he does is break a tie in the senate.01:08:16.990 --> 01:08:29.039


Man, you know, yeah, but like this is one job, he got one job, but you gotta have a fucking competent, fucking competent person who is going to be VP as well, kamala.01:08:29.079 --> 01:08:29.300


Harris.01:08:29.505 --> 01:08:32.295


Kamala, she's not in the fucking news, dude.01:08:32.295 --> 01:08:35.632


They put her in the closet with Aunt Jemima.01:08:35.632 --> 01:08:37.398


Everything else they've canceled.01:08:37.565 --> 01:08:38.944


Dude, she's in like the Andromeda.01:08:39.185 --> 01:08:39.488


Oh my.01:08:39.689 --> 01:08:41.430


God, like she is fucking out there.01:08:41.711 --> 01:08:42.412


Yeah, holy shit.01:08:42.412 --> 01:08:46.128


Come on, sit down, let's figure out how to talk Like a cackling hen.01:08:46.248 --> 01:08:46.770


You ever see?01:08:46.770 --> 01:08:47.654


You ever see one of them?01:08:47.654 --> 01:08:49.545


Montages of her word salads.01:08:49.545 --> 01:08:52.658


Oh my god, those, those are great people.01:08:52.860 --> 01:08:57.784


Yeah, it's like Look that shit up, she's spelling words Kamala Harris, word salad, alphabet cereal.01:08:58.208 --> 01:08:59.259


Fucking montage.01:08:59.259 --> 01:08:59.904


What's that saying?01:08:59.904 --> 01:09:01.588


What's that say in my bowl?01:09:01.588 --> 01:09:03.032


It's so great, it's so great.01:09:03.372 --> 01:09:08.292


She's trying to spell words with her fucking alphabet cereal and it's just not working out too well.01:09:08.292 --> 01:09:12.113


But I want to like I know nothing about the dude.01:09:12.113 --> 01:09:12.956


Then again, I don't fucking.01:09:13.385 --> 01:09:15.069


You know, maybe that's a good thing man.01:09:15.451 --> 01:09:28.309


You know, like I don't know, because that could throw like how Dude, all All he does is next, you know you're gonna hear jd vance banging you know, 14 hookers doing lines of coke, whatever, and be like hunter did it.01:09:28.309 --> 01:09:44.850


Well, yeah, I mean, and he banged underage orientals oh boy uh-huh, indians and taiwanese south african, maybe polynesians, maybe burning monks.01:09:44.871 --> 01:09:51.854


I think he had sex with the burning south africans was a stretch yeah, I know, because they're a very racist country down there.01:09:51.894 --> 01:09:54.509


Years ago, I think they still are, aren't they?01:09:54.949 --> 01:10:02.547


so if okay, okay, if you come here from from south africa, are you considered african-american?01:10:02.547 --> 01:10:05.414


Yes, if you're white it's what if you're white?01:10:05.414 --> 01:10:12.515


But it's africa right, so africa yeah, okay, what's going on with him?01:10:12.515 --> 01:10:13.377


All right.01:10:13.377 --> 01:10:21.457


All right, because I already know where you were going to kevin jesus what well are you okay, dude?01:10:21.497 --> 01:10:24.551


I don't know if he's okay how much have you drank, do you?01:10:24.551 --> 01:10:25.493


You get roofied man.01:10:25.493 --> 01:10:26.596


Seriously Like what happened.01:10:26.596 --> 01:10:29.038


Oh, I put fucking GHB in his drink.01:10:29.038 --> 01:10:31.247


Oh shit, so we're going to gang rape him tonight.01:10:31.247 --> 01:10:34.877


Oh shit, assassinate.01:10:34.877 --> 01:10:37.756


Your ass is getting assassinated.01:10:39.007 --> 01:10:40.059


Good thing he wore black.01:10:40.523 --> 01:10:43.033


Yeah, just make sure I don't see you when the lights are off.01:10:43.033 --> 01:10:47.262


Yeah, just make sure I don't see you when the lights are off, are you okay?01:10:47.283 --> 01:10:49.539


He's not I don't think he is.01:10:49.539 --> 01:10:57.511


I don't know, dude, we got an olive left, maybe like a cracker yeah you're doing the good old weeble wobble.01:10:57.692 --> 01:10:58.274


Doing a nod.01:10:59.751 --> 01:11:02.913


It's more of a lean, I don't know man.01:11:04.270 --> 01:11:04.853


You're doing that.01:11:04.853 --> 01:11:05.685


I'm honestly concerned.01:11:05.645 --> 01:11:06.046


You know when you fall.01:11:06.006 --> 01:11:10.987


I'm honestly concerned you know, when you fall asleep in a chair and your head goes back when you're like you do, one of those.01:11:10.987 --> 01:11:16.881


You were doing that forward, oh yeah like a lot yeah, I mean01:11:17.684 --> 01:11:22.345


it was awkward more than twice yeah you were going yeah, you were going up and down real quick and making fucking noises.01:11:22.345 --> 01:11:24.890


So yeah, I don't know why it was weird.01:11:24.890 --> 01:11:26.591


Then you grabbed the mic with two hands.01:11:26.591 --> 01:11:27.373


It was really weird.01:11:27.373 --> 01:11:29.476


It got really weird.01:11:29.476 --> 01:11:32.060


We tried to talk about other stuff.01:11:35.265 --> 01:11:36.845


I had to mute you out when you were like I love my drink.01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:40.840


Wow.01:11:43.738 --> 01:11:47.554


Forecast is rain Forecast is rain Forecast.01:11:47.595 --> 01:11:50.859


Is rain Started making this motion?01:11:50.859 --> 01:11:52.389


I was like wake up, matty.01:11:52.389 --> 01:11:54.154


You said you were dreaming you.01:11:54.154 --> 01:11:57.367


Okay, I'm all right, all right, great.01:11:57.367 --> 01:11:58.769


Was it the Magic Mike?01:11:58.769 --> 01:12:00.971


Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, xl comment.01:12:00.971 --> 01:12:04.315


Or was it Pony when he played Pony?01:12:09.324 --> 01:12:10.046


Oh man.01:12:10.787 --> 01:12:12.311


He looks like a newborn child.01:12:12.372 --> 01:12:13.193


Right yeah.01:12:13.774 --> 01:12:15.077


Did you just go full retard on us?01:12:16.864 --> 01:12:17.847


I think I might have.01:12:18.047 --> 01:12:18.930


It's one thing you do.01:12:18.930 --> 01:12:20.373


You don't go full retard.01:12:20.373 --> 01:12:21.336


Oh my God.01:12:21.336 --> 01:12:25.885


Just a dude playing another dude.01:12:25.885 --> 01:12:26.996


You want to call it quits there, buddy?01:12:26.996 --> 01:12:27.784


What about Campfire?01:12:29.329 --> 01:12:29.832


Confessions.01:12:30.453 --> 01:12:31.036


That sounds gay.01:12:31.036 --> 01:12:37.475


I thought it was Campfire Chronicles.01:12:37.475 --> 01:12:40.692


We're going to skip that again and do that next week.01:12:40.692 --> 01:12:43.176


I think we're probably going to have to start sooner on a Saturday.01:12:43.195 --> 01:12:44.277


I only got 14% on the phone.01:12:44.277 --> 01:12:44.805


We're not going to make much of that after we download apps and shit.01:12:44.805 --> 01:12:45.399


I think we're probably going to have to start sooner on a Saturday.01:12:45.399 --> 01:12:45.912


I only got 14% on the phone.01:12:45.912 --> 01:12:47.934


We're not going to make much of that after we download apps and shit.01:12:48.555 --> 01:12:50.399


I mean, okay, that's fine.01:12:50.399 --> 01:12:54.648


Well, you would have fell asleep and fallen into the fire.01:12:55.229 --> 01:12:55.893


Well, that would have been worth.01:12:56.065 --> 01:12:58.728


No Safety first, bro Safety first.01:12:59.050 --> 01:13:01.252


Dude, I no, I don't want you to burn up man.01:13:01.252 --> 01:13:03.494


I want you to burn up man, I want you to burn up.01:13:03.614 --> 01:13:09.608


Dude, he would probably internally combust if he fell into a flame, and that's it.01:13:09.608 --> 01:13:12.475


You'd rather go that quick than burn alive, yes or no?01:13:12.475 --> 01:13:15.507


You're not wrong, he has so much gas in that belly.01:13:15.507 --> 01:13:17.493


Second, he explodes like a fucking.01:13:17.493 --> 01:13:24.418


It's like when they shoot the refrigerators in the desert.01:13:24.418 --> 01:13:25.203


What you ever see, that shit.01:13:25.203 --> 01:13:29.252


No, I don't know if it's propane tanks or something it's not a camera?01:13:29.292 --> 01:13:30.354


It's not a camera.01:13:30.354 --> 01:13:31.618


What does a refrigerator do?01:13:31.618 --> 01:13:33.907


They shoot a refrigerator every day.01:13:33.926 --> 01:13:36.435


This dude put a refrigerator hundreds of yards away.01:13:36.435 --> 01:13:39.238


He had a sniper rifle Inside the refrigerator.01:13:39.238 --> 01:13:39.925


He put this tank.01:13:39.944 --> 01:13:41.672


Was it like a nuclear refrigerator?01:13:42.365 --> 01:13:44.070


Okay, he put a tank in the refrigerator?01:13:44.091 --> 01:13:54.587


Yeah, he put a tank in the refrigerator, shot through the refrigerator, it exploded and it fucking came all the way towards him, almost killed him and he was like hundreds of yards away.01:13:54.929 --> 01:13:55.569


It was like this.01:13:55.590 --> 01:13:57.654


It was like God did it.01:13:58.837 --> 01:14:02.193


Was it me or physics, you know.01:14:03.126 --> 01:14:04.409


Fuck physics, Kevin.01:14:04.409 --> 01:14:07.706


It was me, Matty.01:14:07.706 --> 01:14:09.953


That's why you're feeling so tired right now.01:14:09.953 --> 01:14:15.115


I'm with that guy, I put a little GHB in your drink and I stirred it with my dick.01:14:15.345 --> 01:14:16.988


Dude, have another olive, you'll be fine.01:14:16.988 --> 01:14:19.354


An olive, you got olives.01:14:19.354 --> 01:14:25.108


Yeah, dude, kalamala Pitted, oh sweet, why does that just?01:14:25.108 --> 01:14:26.313


Spare no expense here.01:14:30.525 --> 01:14:32.470


We just lost connection on the TV, but we're good.01:14:32.470 --> 01:14:34.373


You know what we're going to call it quits.01:14:34.373 --> 01:14:39.369


Um, hopefully, down the road, nobody else gets assassinated.01:14:39.369 --> 01:14:49.135


Um, the only way they're going to take Trump out the way I see it now he's walking on the fucking cloud of God Is Jason Bourne comes in and kills him.01:14:49.847 --> 01:14:51.845


I'm telling you, man, someone's going to poison that motherfucker.01:14:52.591 --> 01:14:53.845


It's going to be Monica Lewinsky.01:14:54.411 --> 01:14:59.216


It's going to be like the good old days Someone's going to have to try his food for him Before he eats anything Like Putin.01:14:59.405 --> 01:14:59.828


Putin does.01:15:01.167 --> 01:15:02.533


That motherfucker's still alive, isn't he?01:15:04.199 --> 01:15:04.662


Dude, can you?01:15:04.721 --> 01:15:15.632


I mean yeah, people been trying to kill him for a long time too right, it just shows you how dirty our government is with just everything.01:15:16.105 --> 01:15:17.692


Filthy, it's disgusting.01:15:18.045 --> 01:15:19.788


It's disgusting, I'd rather have um.01:15:19.788 --> 01:15:24.899


Who would you rather have run in the country Grimace?01:15:24.899 --> 01:15:30.895


He's been a good luck charm for the Mets, oh you know what I heard?01:15:31.244 --> 01:15:31.565


Fucking.01:15:31.565 --> 01:15:39.354


This is an amazing fucking thing that I heard In the Mets history of their franchise.01:15:39.354 --> 01:15:42.273


They've only made the playoffs 10 times.01:15:44.284 --> 01:15:45.661


And franchise history and franchise history 10 times.01:15:45.661 --> 01:15:49.193


They've made the playoffs 10 times and franchise history and franchise history 10 times they've made the playoffs.01:15:49.685 --> 01:15:54.117


They were always fucking second place behind the Braves in the fucking 90s, it's true.01:15:54.117 --> 01:16:00.078


They would play the Braves in the National League or Division Series and always lose to the Braves.01:16:00.386 --> 01:16:01.470


Maybe the early 90s.01:16:01.470 --> 01:16:09.494


Later 90s Like the late 80s like the Mets were like a thing, yeah, until 88, when they fucking lost Howard Johnson.01:16:10.246 --> 01:16:15.795


They got rid of everybody Early 90s, too much coke was going up everybody's nose Sounds fantastic.01:16:16.447 --> 01:16:20.332


I just thought that that was amazing, like they've only made the playoffs 10 times.01:16:20.332 --> 01:16:21.034


That's why I'm a fan.01:16:21.164 --> 01:16:22.507


I'm a fan for the long shot.01:16:22.507 --> 01:16:22.970


Yeah, I'm a fan.01:16:22.970 --> 01:16:23.971


I'm a fan for the long shot.01:16:23.971 --> 01:16:25.737


I'm never going to switch.01:16:27.484 --> 01:16:29.390


You're a fan for people who hopefully feel sorry for you.01:16:29.490 --> 01:16:30.293


Joe Biden.01:16:30.293 --> 01:16:37.778


When he starts babbling I'm like poor guy, go get him Joe.01:16:40.345 --> 01:16:41.492


Trying to make yourself feel better.01:16:41.524 --> 01:16:42.569


You're as good as the Mets bro.01:16:42.569 --> 01:16:48.643


I became a Mets fan when.01:16:48.724 --> 01:16:49.246


George Dude.01:16:49.246 --> 01:16:52.936


I'm just saying like the 10 times, that seems so ridiculous.01:16:53.345 --> 01:16:55.512


And you wonder why most Mets fans are suicidal.01:16:55.512 --> 01:16:55.814


Every year.01:16:55.814 --> 01:16:58.493


It's the same fucking story over and over again.01:16:59.407 --> 01:17:03.096


Do you see the guy that tried to get out of DWI because the Jets are so bad they make him drink.01:17:03.096 --> 01:17:04.307


He's a lifelong Jets fan.01:17:05.612 --> 01:17:06.052


Did it work?01:17:06.052 --> 01:17:13.472


No, I bet you Kevin can get off that saying he's a Redskins fan Like you.01:17:13.472 --> 01:17:13.734


Know what?01:17:13.734 --> 01:17:16.177


Buddy, I feel your pain, get home.01:17:16.417 --> 01:17:17.300


You know what the cop would say.01:17:17.300 --> 01:17:18.765


They're not the Redskins anymore.01:17:18.784 --> 01:17:19.386


Breath of the Lies.01:17:19.386 --> 01:17:21.529


I don't care if you cross that double yellow 13 times.01:17:21.730 --> 01:17:22.551


You know what I would say?01:17:22.551 --> 01:17:24.856


They're always the Redskins Copper.01:17:24.856 --> 01:17:27.810


Yeah, I'd throw that copper in too.01:17:32.252 --> 01:17:34.637


What if they were called, like the Washington, Orientals?01:17:35.546 --> 01:17:36.851


But they never have been.01:17:36.851 --> 01:17:39.488


They've always been the Redskins and they had like chopsticks.01:17:39.509 --> 01:17:40.733


And the Orientals are yellow.01:17:40.733 --> 01:17:42.251


The Washington Portuguese.01:17:42.324 --> 01:17:44.006


Chopsticks and sushi were their logo.01:17:45.168 --> 01:17:45.229


Oh.01:17:45.229 --> 01:17:46.951


I love sushi I had sushi the other night.01:17:46.951 --> 01:17:48.273


Oh God, it was so good.01:17:48.493 --> 01:17:49.173


What was his name?01:17:49.194 --> 01:17:51.015


What Sushi?01:17:51.015 --> 01:17:54.199


Yeah, hi, not, he she Me Sushi.01:17:54.380 --> 01:17:55.001


Me Jesus Paul.01:17:55.001 --> 01:18:00.992


I gave him some Not he sushi Sushi, I gave sushi on his.01:18:03.856 --> 01:18:06.787


Get the wasabi, wasabi, wasabi.01:18:08.412 --> 01:18:08.693


Wow.01:18:09.113 --> 01:18:13.525


Sorry, All right, it's time to get the fuck off this shit.01:18:13.525 --> 01:18:14.907


Do you want to do like a patriotic?01:18:14.907 --> 01:18:17.868


You know, maybe no no.01:18:18.009 --> 01:18:18.670


No.01:18:19.369 --> 01:18:24.912


No, no, no, no Toby Keith, american fucking anthem thing.01:18:26.134 --> 01:18:34.719


Or we can play the national anthem of the chick who sang it before the All-Star, before the Home Run Derby, because she sucked the one that went to rehab.01:18:34.878 --> 01:18:36.140


That's more right up our alley.01:18:37.100 --> 01:18:44.988


I love her posters like hi, y'all, you know what I do want to apologize because I was drunk last night.01:18:45.007 --> 01:18:48.716


I mean honestly, like what a fucking PR move that is to be like shit.01:18:48.716 --> 01:18:51.765


We're going to throw you in rehab for a week or two, yeah.01:18:52.445 --> 01:18:58.176


Matter of fact, we're going to put you in yeah, you're going to go for the 72 hours, and then you can check yourself out.01:18:58.265 --> 01:19:05.118


You get people feeling sorry for you and be like oh, then she's going to come back and sing a fucking amazing national anthem one day.01:19:05.118 --> 01:19:09.591


You know like what a great move by her PR people.01:19:09.591 --> 01:19:11.774


Ah, whatever.01:19:12.435 --> 01:19:13.296


And it was terrible.01:19:13.877 --> 01:19:15.198


It was bad, but I've heard worse.01:19:15.198 --> 01:19:19.029


Can we you know, carl Lewis, that was worse, oh my God, that was bad.01:19:19.385 --> 01:19:20.530


Like that was pretty bad.01:19:20.725 --> 01:19:21.996


Roseanne Barr, that was worse.01:19:22.164 --> 01:19:23.454


She grabbed her crotch and spit was pretty bad.01:19:23.454 --> 01:19:24.078


Roseanne Barr, that was worse.01:19:24.078 --> 01:19:24.824


She grabbed her crotch and spit.01:19:25.485 --> 01:19:31.845


I had to give her credit on that, though there was a lot worse, but she just happens to be the forefront of worse.01:19:32.845 --> 01:19:42.286


Yeah, I was like I don't even know who she is and she's telling everybody she's a drunk and all of her six fans were like oh, get better, see you next time.01:19:42.286 --> 01:19:44.109


She just sucked, that's what it was.01:19:44.109 --> 01:19:49.675


She didn't look drunk, she didn't sound drunk, Her fucking tone was off.01:19:50.490 --> 01:19:55.967


I could probably go to rehab, bro, I could have farted the fucking national anthem Better than she sang it.01:19:55.967 --> 01:19:58.274


Really, I've never even heard it.01:19:58.645 --> 01:20:01.130


If I held in the gas a long time and squeezed out here and there.01:20:01.130 --> 01:20:04.996


Yeah you could totally do that.01:20:04.996 --> 01:20:09.591


I just sound like a retarded person doing that it's a lot of sphincter control all right before we go.01:20:09.591 --> 01:20:13.650


What do you think about the new eminem album?01:20:17.452 --> 01:20:23.806


I mean you know that they are who we thought they were to quote dennis green what.01:20:23.806 --> 01:20:29.256


They are who we thought they were to quote Dennis Green what you follow me here?01:20:29.256 --> 01:20:30.858


Yeah, I got you Like.01:20:30.858 --> 01:20:31.979


They are who we thought they were.01:20:35.301 --> 01:20:35.725


Explain Matty.01:20:37.837 --> 01:20:38.682


Are you playing with a screw?01:20:38.682 --> 01:20:40.684


It's a drill bit.01:20:40.684 --> 01:21:28.162


What Is that?01:21:28.162 --> 01:21:29.122


A secret soundbite Outro.01:21:29.122 --> 01:21:29.481


Music.01:21:29.481 --> 01:21:33.283


It's still better than anything else that's out there now.01:21:33.283 --> 01:21:37.274


You know, Like anything I've heard in the past fucking ten years.01:21:37.274 --> 01:21:39.873


Still better than any of that, you know.01:21:43.666 --> 01:21:46.765


He's got one called Lucifer and one called theifer, so eloquently yeah, I was irrelevant.01:21:46.765 --> 01:21:48.045


And one called the Antichrist.01:21:48.145 --> 01:21:48.654


What the fuck?01:21:48.654 --> 01:21:49.345


I started a celibate.01:21:49.345 --> 01:21:51.632


Now there's travel inside the mind of a hater.01:21:51.872 --> 01:21:52.173


Yeah, he's.01:21:52.173 --> 01:21:53.851


This fucking album was great.01:21:53.851 --> 01:21:55.953


It's coming out with another.01:21:56.305 --> 01:22:03.273


Yeah, it's better than any of that nonsense, you hear, well, he did a, he did did one with Jelly.01:22:03.313 --> 01:22:05.858


Roll he did like a version of Save Me with Jelly.01:22:05.898 --> 01:22:06.057


Roll.01:22:06.057 --> 01:22:06.618


Oh did he really.01:22:07.845 --> 01:22:08.768


Listen to this shit.01:22:11.694 --> 01:22:13.078


Daddy, daddy.01:22:13.078 --> 01:22:16.122


This is actual footage of him and his daughter Come eat.01:22:17.787 --> 01:22:19.783


I'm so tired, just come eat.01:22:19.783 --> 01:22:21.670


May not be in there.01:22:21.670 --> 01:22:29.113


I promise, stop, wake up, shut the door, somebody save me.01:22:30.555 --> 01:22:32.439


I think it's great MacGyver's on right now.01:22:32.439 --> 01:22:49.658


Sorry, sorry.01:22:49.658 --> 01:22:51.060


Like why'd we shut it off?01:22:51.060 --> 01:22:51.220


Man?01:22:56.957 --> 01:22:57.759


Fucking MacGyver.01:22:57.759 --> 01:22:59.412


You know what now?01:23:00.889 --> 01:23:02.132


Just play the MacGyver theme.01:23:02.132 --> 01:23:02.734


We'll call it a day.01:23:02.734 --> 01:23:06.394


Sorry man, such a wrong time to bring up MacGyver theme.01:23:06.394 --> 01:23:09.689


And call it a day, sorry man, such a wrong time to bring up MacGyver Dude.01:23:09.689 --> 01:23:10.613


It was on, man.01:23:11.708 --> 01:23:15.064


Hey, matty, can you give me that Pantyhose and battery acid?01:23:15.064 --> 01:23:18.171


I'm also going to need a straw and some lube.01:23:18.171 --> 01:23:19.770


I'm going to make a bomb.01:23:19.770 --> 01:23:24.472


Yikes, this is the worst theme song of all time.01:23:24.472 --> 01:23:25.314


This is so 80s.01:23:25.314 --> 01:23:26.618


This is the worst theme song of all time.01:23:28.021 --> 01:23:29.024


This is so 80s.01:23:29.064 --> 01:23:38.635


This is terrible, t-i-d, t-i-d, yeah with me and Matty yeah.01:23:41.025 --> 01:23:44.115


This is some fucking loser sitting in his mother's basement with a Casio.01:23:44.765 --> 01:23:45.770


Ma the meatloaf.01:23:46.444 --> 01:23:47.188


Or you could be a real.01:23:47.188 --> 01:23:50.979


You got that on the board yet Uh no, I gotta get that, you gotta get that.01:23:50.979 --> 01:23:54.868


Or it could be a 20-year-old pimply kid with an AR-15.01:23:54.868 --> 01:23:55.909


Any one or the other?01:23:56.630 --> 01:23:57.131


Pretty much.01:23:57.131 --> 01:24:02.917


Yeah, I believe that kid would carry a Casio, much more as believable if he's carrying an AR-15.01:24:02.936 --> 01:24:04.238


He did have a pocket protector.01:24:06.020 --> 01:24:06.641


Is that all that was left?01:24:06.641 --> 01:24:07.993


He said he him on it.01:24:07.993 --> 01:24:09.784


Is that all that was left?01:24:09.784 --> 01:24:10.787


Oh, he had pronouns.01:24:11.409 --> 01:24:15.694


Motherfucker had pronouns Really, come on, I'm done.01:24:16.345 --> 01:24:17.952


Found a business card right outside the body.01:24:17.952 --> 01:24:20.011


It's a BlackRock card, no name on it.01:24:20.011 --> 01:24:21.314


It's a little weird.01:24:23.006 --> 01:24:28.524


There's a lot of weird man, a lot of weird going on in that whole Fucking scenario, man.01:24:28.967 --> 01:24:31.587


Listen to the bird that sounded like it was Malfunctioning.01:24:31.587 --> 01:24:34.211


This, this is the simulation we're living it.01:24:34.211 --> 01:24:44.050


So, uh, we just want to thank you for Joining us on the Bulls Deep News Network and, uh, you got to see Our Chip Clydesdale pass Out on the fucking set.01:24:44.050 --> 01:24:45.167


That's why he got fired.01:24:45.186 --> 01:24:47.190


He was out late last night and you got to see our Chip Clydesdale pass out on the fucking set.01:24:47.190 --> 01:24:47.671


That's why he got fired.01:24:47.671 --> 01:24:48.252


He was out late last night.01:24:48.292 --> 01:24:51.457


He was out late last night riding bareback on a horse and drinking scotch.01:24:54.606 --> 01:24:55.990


He was hanging out with.01:24:56.011 --> 01:24:56.251


Marv Albert.01:24:56.251 --> 01:24:57.234


Biting asses, biting shit.01:24:57.234 --> 01:25:04.301


Biting asses, that's all I'm saying yes, and it counts.01:25:04.320 --> 01:25:04.721


Yes, yes.01:25:05.447 --> 01:25:07.135


Marv Albert and Matt L Lauer.01:25:07.135 --> 01:25:08.501


What was Matt Lauer's thing?01:25:08.501 --> 01:25:09.345


He said he was somewhere.01:25:09.345 --> 01:25:12.704


He lied about Something.01:25:12.704 --> 01:25:15.965


He was banging people in his office.01:25:15.965 --> 01:25:19.390


No, he lied about being involved In some story.01:25:19.390 --> 01:25:22.434


Some stupid helicopter thing, I believe.01:25:22.434 --> 01:25:22.996


I think it was.01:25:23.587 --> 01:25:25.729


I don't even know it was bad.01:25:25.729 --> 01:25:26.332


We hate him.01:25:26.546 --> 01:25:28.493


Did anyone even listen to Matt Lauer to begin with?01:25:29.734 --> 01:25:37.796


No, but I loved when Will Ferrell Kicked the shit out of him In what's that fucking dinosaur movie?01:25:37.796 --> 01:25:38.278


Will Ferrell's in.01:25:38.546 --> 01:25:39.149


Land of the Lost.01:25:39.149 --> 01:25:41.978


Matt Lauer was in Land of the.01:25:41.998 --> 01:25:42.078


Lost.01:25:42.078 --> 01:25:43.069


Yeah, he was interviewing him.01:25:43.069 --> 01:25:47.240


Will Ferrell's fucking uh what do you call it?01:25:47.240 --> 01:25:52.085


Character, like wrote a book about being able to travel to the future.01:25:52.085 --> 01:25:55.171


Okay, alright, and he just kept on.01:25:55.171 --> 01:25:57.953


Matt Lauer just kept on making digs at him.01:25:57.953 --> 01:25:59.109


I could have peed so bad.01:25:59.109 --> 01:26:06.193


Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on episode 100 and question mark.01:26:06.193 --> 01:26:10.550


Question mark I'm going to keep going until Matty falls asleep.01:26:10.609 --> 01:26:13.618


Play the music Play the music, take it deep bitches.01:26:13.618 --> 01:26:14.226


Once again.01:26:14.226 --> 01:26:15.470


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Matty sends his link to his OnlyFans.01:26:23.931 --> 01:26:31.231


Big Bears, big bears, terrible Big bears who fall asleep in the woods.01:26:32.506 --> 01:26:33.930


If a bear falls asleep in the woods, you should.01:26:33.949 --> 01:26:34.731


Because he shit himself.01:26:34.731 --> 01:26:40.552


Ah, Take it deep bitches Until next time.01:26:40.552 --> 01:26:47.926


Take it deep next time.01:26:47.926 --> 01:26:48.067


Bye.