Oct. 30, 2024

TRAINER'S EYE #113 - "Meowstic's Shadow" ft. After Darkrai

TRAINER'S EYE #113 -
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Season 1 Podcasters Women Pokemon Trainers

Join After Darkrai for a hilarious, uncensored look at the Pokémon world, where they blend humor and Pokémon GO memories with their no-holds-barred podcast. Starting with Pokemon RBY and rediscovering the franchise through Pokémon GO, they now deliver a podcast packed with laughs and blunt opinions for a mature audience. If you're looking for comedy and Pokémon insights, this episode is for you! 

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WEBVTT

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I mean, I sound old.

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You sound really old.

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man.

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Why are we, uh,

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Like dude, have you seen our car?

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Have you seen our car

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We're ready for president.

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why are we doing it?

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Why are we

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Get off my lawn.

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got to sound raspy in your voice.

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This is my oven little child.

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Ahahahahahah.

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I've

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doing I don't know.

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I was trying to

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what are we doing?

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What are we doing?

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I've

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I don't think we're supposed to be recording a podcast.

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we're doing here.

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in my throat.

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Among other things.

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Oh,

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Whoa.

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you sound great Anna, for corpse.

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be for

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I thought we were doing the thing now.

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Me behind the dumpster in the hallway.

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Brett likes to be in the coffins with the other, other zombies.

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With the, I'm in the coffin with the coffins.

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Oh, I'm when I'm wheezing right now.

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I'm wheezing, Pokemon reference.

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Yes.

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All right.

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We, well, that's

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Oh, oh,

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we, uh, tied it back to Pokemon.

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my God, I

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I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

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idea what's happening right now.

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I need an adult.

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Sorry, I'm just feeling a little under the weather.

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I was bitten by a wild Hannah this morning.

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Practically woke me from the dead.

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Brett, I don't know what you want me to do with all of this.

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Because this is just ridiculous.

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I have brought you the items you described, Master.

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a magic wand that vibrates when you plug it into the wall.

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As you've commanded of me, Master.

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need to keep your personal information to yourself.

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But you told me these things, Master.

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You make me your footstool at night, as you recall, for your bunions.

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I'm questioning all of my life choices.

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all of our life choices as the Pokeball turns.

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Welcome to As the Pokeball Turns, where we interview people about their experience with Pokemon.

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My name is David Hernandez, today we are joined back from the dead, after Darkrai.

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Welcome back, from the

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David Hernandez, we have come for thee.

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The ghosts of your past, present, and future.

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And he has regretted all of his

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Woe is your decision to have us on your show today.

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We will show you the error of your ways, and you will go, You there, child! What day is it?

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And they'll say, Well, it's Christmas, sir! And then I'll be like, No, it's actually Halloween! Trick or treat! And then you'll know the true meaning of New Year's Day.

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look, unfortunately, I, sacrifice a couple slowpokes, I sacrificed a couple Pokemon to get y'all guys here.

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You know, I'm hopin that I'm good with the Arceus and the Dragiratina's

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I think they got lost in the mail.

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Oh my gosh, I

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refrigerate them?

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I was supposed to refrigerate those?

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I mean,

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Dry ice.

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let's try

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It's ice that's dry.

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Like my wit.

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Oh my

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Cut that.

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I'm not dry or witty.

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I always call

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Well, let me ask you this So well, let me ask you this So y'all know y'all have a hundred million listeners and earning more than five million dollars a year Was it difficult to for y'all to come back from the dead?

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Considering that we left instructions after our departure to our dear cult members, uh, as a means of resurrection, They didn't do a very good job.

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when we first came back, our voices were very hoarse sounding.

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And, for some reason, Hannah had a water bottle down her throat.

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We are not even gonna ask questions about that.

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But we're starting an internal investigation.

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there was pictures of my feet on OnlyFans.

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We don't know exactly what went on while we were gone.

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But, some stuff went down.

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But, yeah, we're back now.

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Brett enjoyed his OnlyFans experience.

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Don't, don't make it sound like that that was an accident.

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yeah, we have 500 million listeners, like you said, but not a single one of them, downloaded a single episode.

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So they're, they're all subscribers, but no, but no, all subscribers, no downloads.

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No, no, no listener engagement.

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Is that why I see the white hand on your right shoulder?

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Actually, I did get engaged.

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You see the, the ring on my finger here?

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I got engaged to our, our audience, our fans.

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Yeah, I, this is a solemn promise to them that I'll never leave them even when they ask me to.

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they have.

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but what does it like to kind of come back?

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Cause y'all took a hiatus.

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You know, what are you looking forward to just as for after dark, right?

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You know, you're back.

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Uh,

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I don't know.

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I'm looking forward to just actually engaging more with our fan base.

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We had a voicemail that we listened to, so it was nice actually hearing some positive feedback.

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We had a voicemail, uh.

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I know, you've never seen two people so happy to get

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a, voicemail.

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fucking voicemail machine.

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It was it was exciting.

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Um, so it did like kind of essentially light a proverbial fire And, hey hanging out with Brett has been fun.

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lying, 100%.

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You, you, I know

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Oh, you're

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like wired lie detector tests for celebrities.

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see the, gun on her head.

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the, there is a gun at her

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Yeah, somebody right

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come over there to do that.

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Yeah.

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so it was fun when we did it the first go round and then had some personal things come up and Some medical things come up and unfortunately, I had to take a step take a step back and

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you were gone for longer than like even before we did the hiatus.

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Wouldn't mean Gracie did the hiatus, but you're back now.

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I am

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She's back to atone for her sins.

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She's reclaimed her chair for the dark Pokemon gods, and casting out her screams across the airwaves for all to behold.

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Yes,

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he is correct.

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No,

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so Brett basically strong armed me and

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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I begged her.

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There's a

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yeah

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There's a difference between strong arm and begging.

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He pleaded.

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He got on down on two knees and threatened to jump off a bridge if he didn't come

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Uh, look, I felt so guilty, cause like, when we last left off, last time, on After Dark Rye, it was like Christmas, and we're like, hey, you know, we tried this Patreon thing, it didn't work out for us, we're gonna take a step back, the content, we're Onslaught like was a real burnout, man.

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Like it was hard.

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and then so we're like, okay, we're going to go back to like twice a month or whatever.

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and this will keep help keep us fresh.

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And then we said that and then we disappeared for like 8 months.

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So, I'd feel really guilty about that, and occasionally I'd poke a bear and be like, Hey, you wanna maybe, uh, come back and do a Pokemon podcast?

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And eventually, and eventually, she said yes.

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That's not from

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yeah, that's that's not

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Yeah, just to be clear, dear listener.

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Or is it?

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Dun dun.

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dun.

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Ha

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That's not, it wouldn't be the first time someone thought that about us.

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She just, don't let her fool you, she took hers and pawned it.

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She said, Cash, she said, Cash is king, baby, and love

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We had to sacrifice something to bring you guys back, though.

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So that's probably why.

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Because she didn't have the

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Yeah,

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The ring?

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Oh,

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one ring?

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to roll them all

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Oh, or the ring, you watch that videotape, and Sadako comes.

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She couldn't make it, by the way, but she says hi.

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hi.

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mom

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telling you, it always comes back to the ring.

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Hi, mom.

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my mom.

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Not your mom, David.

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Uh, although, uh, Oh, I apologize.

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Uh,

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okay.

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I don't miss her.

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jeez.

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just suck all their out of the room out.

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Mom, I miss you.

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Uh, I know you're still alive.

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hi.

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right.

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Is she,

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Yeah.

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I had to sacrifice somebody from your family to bring out

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my mama.

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My mama.

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Fuck you up.

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oh, damn.

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Okay.

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She don't play.

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player, man.

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She'll run over you to go catch a Pidgey.

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She don't care.

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Oh, dang.

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yeah, we're back.

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We're, we're, we're here.

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We're louder than ever.

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And, oh boy.

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than ever.

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Oh,

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Here we are, screaming into the void.

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Ahhhh!

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well on that note, so, you know, I was my podcast and we're going to talk about a lot of Pokemon.

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But I want to ask this question to start it

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Are we actually married?

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No.

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Not literally.

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Figuratively, yes.

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I know.

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Podcast

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Let's move on.

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Let's talk about

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Podcast co hosts, can't live with them?

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Can't live without them.

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It must be nice to have a co host though.

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I only have two dogs, but anyway, but Brett,

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Dogs are better.

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you, They are their

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We all agree.

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So Brett,

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podcasts and just do dog podcasts.

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So my favorite breed is a mix.

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Uh, literally, because it's the best of all worlds, and they need homes, most of them need homes from shelters, so go adopt, don't shop.

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Please do.

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Yes.

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Or if you're like me, we just get them off the street, homeless animals off the street and then end up falling in love with them and keeping them.

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Oh my gosh.

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I wish I could do that.

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Otherwise he kicked out of my apartment or my abode.

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Your cave from which you dwell.

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I know you're back there iron manning a suit of podcast armor ready to burst

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I was, uh, I was doing a fleshlight, but okay.

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Hey, look, my hands are above the table Hannah.

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Don't look at me.

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We're on different screens Hannah We are not in the same room right now I know you she gave us a very

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he's right behind me in a different room.

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look and it looked like it was looking at me So I just wanted to

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Here's the thing, Hannah.

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He's right in the room right near us.

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look here's my hands and my feet.

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They're not currently

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How do you think he got the ring, Hannah?

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oh

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Think about it, Hannah.

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How do you think he got the ring?

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It would make sense.

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Don't forget, Brett.

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I'm due for a good time after this episode, okay?

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what were you about to ask us before we started talking about dogs?

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Oh yeah.

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Hannah, if you're going to kill Brett with six Pokemon, how would you do

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with, six?

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I get six of them?

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with sex?

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Pokemon or sick?

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Pokemon

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Six Pokemon.

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Pokemon.

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Six.

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Sex.

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Sick.

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Okay.

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me rephrase the

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Sick.

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Sick.

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Six.

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get, if you're, if you're going to kill Brett with Pokemon.

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How would you do it?

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Okay.

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First I get Ditto.

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You don't have to use like a six speed, you can use whatever.

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dittos.

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The, the, the Hony Pokemon.

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That's when

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Yeah, I get Ditto.

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And she could turn into a hot chick like in the movie.

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Remember?

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that's not

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Detective Pikachu?

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Oh, and you know

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You know that old dude in the wheelchair was bangin his ditto.

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And I'm gonna give you your favorite one.

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You get Jinx.

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Okay, she smiles like a donut, I guess.

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Is it, is it Death by Snoo Snoo?

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What's happening?

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Um,

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Pokemon snooze

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no, it's just gonna haunt you forever.

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Death, Death by Swablu.

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let's see.

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So

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Thanks, thanks Hannah.

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what's the sword

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Can you, this is just, this is just, can Hannah name six Pokemon?

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Yeah, I'm like terrible with naming them.

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Pikachu, Abra, you just do the rap in your, in your

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what, what's the sword

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Squirtle, Kadabra,

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which one?

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There's a couple of them.

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Yeah, Honedge.

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That's it.

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She's honing on

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Aegislash.

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LIVING ON

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Let's see.

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I don't know.

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I don't know why I want to throw Klefki in there because we're gonna lock you up somewhere

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I hate Clefky as well,

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Yes, and because you hate Klefki.

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you must have known that subconsciously, because

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Oh, no.

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I know you hate Klefki.

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That's why

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think a lot of people hate Clefky.

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I know you don't like Slowbro.

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do, I do like Slowbro.

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What are you talking

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Oh, you do?

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Okay.

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Well, Slowbro.

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That was the pre Darkrai.

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is

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to all of us, you know.

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Especially when you're young and inexperienced, you know.

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You shouldn't be ashamed of a little bit of pre after Darkrai.

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Hehehehe.

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Bros gonna be one to help.

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But why?

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you.

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What, is he gonna sit on me?

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Yeah,

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gonna, dude, where's my car meet a death?

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Is

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And then, what's the one that we did that had the pheasant thing?

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That had the nipple rings?

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Yeah,

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Oh, Venzapita.

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Yeah.

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That's just a meal.

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That's just a KFC bucket just waiting to happen.

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So I'm gonna choke on a bone.

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I want that secret seasoning, baby.

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Was that six?

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We're not a show about math.

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Like, don't ask us to do numbers.

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Yeah, if we got it wrong, then just send an email to Brett

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check our episodes, like the episode numbers, and it is bad.

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It is all over the place.

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Like, We didn't do episode 4 like a normal podcaster would.

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We did whatever the Pokemon we did for that episode, that was the episode number.

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So if it was like, I don't know, Mewtwo episode, that'd be episode 151, even though we've only done like 10 episodes or something like it.

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Although, I stopped doing that with season 2.

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We are doing 1, 2, 3, 4.

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And yes, I

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but it's more fun when you get it out of

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AI, uh,

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did you do that, Brett?

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Cause

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mean, I can turn it back if you want me to.

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Do you know how hard it is when someone asks you how many episodes of your show you're on, and you're like, I guess 4, 000, because the highest number on the episodes is that?

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Dude, you have it easier.

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You can just spin the wheel and be like, Oh, we're on episode, uh, we just did three episodes.

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I do secretly someday, like, when we complete the Pokédex, and a gun to the back of this podcast's head, pull the trigger, and someone goes over and investigates the corpse.

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They, I want them to listen to the show in the order of the Pokédex, just for the sheer insanity of it.

00:15:19.986 --> 00:15:20.201
You

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That'd be hilarious.

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See, that's what I'm saying.

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You're missing out.

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You gotta go back to your roots.

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will complete that dream for me after I'm dead and they want to hear my voice for some reason.

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But let's be honest, they won't.

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They have no desire whatsoever.

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What about you, Brett?

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What six Pokemon would you select?

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Or what Pokemon would

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What six Pokemon would I slut?

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They're gonna make me some money.

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Uh, well, I wouldn't kill Hannah at all.

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She's a treasured and dear friend and I truly value her and I care very deeply about her.

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So I wouldn't do that at all.

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I would choose her six Pokemon to be her companions.

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Uh, Houndoom.

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Uh, what's pre Houndoom?

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Uh,

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Daur

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Houndour, we'll give her one of those.

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Uh, we'll give her, uh, Bagel Dog.

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We'll give her, uh,

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that's not fair.

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You're not playing the game

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giving her, all the dogs.

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And she'll just be the happiest person ever.

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And I'll give her one cat.

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I'll give her a Litten in there because I know she likes cats too.

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So five dogs and a cat, and that's what she's getting.

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And she can cuddle up at night with them all.

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And be a happy little princess.

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That way No, no, no! No, don't boo me! This is the ultimate This is the ultimate mindfuck, because after she's murdered me, and then realizes how I did such a nice thing for her, she can feel guilty with it and carry it to her

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No, I won't feel guilty.

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Mm hmm.

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She'll probably just use your corpse remains for something else.

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Nope.

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Jinx is just

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I am not so easy to pit against my co host.

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We are a united front butt.

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United front butt.

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I literally had Kev Klefki kill you.

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So, like,

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You should have thought about that before, you should have, you should have gone back in time and changed your answer, but now it's too late, now we know.

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I followed the rules.

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I don't

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I follow my heart,

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Oh, Jesus.

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and I, cause I have the heart of the cards.

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No, because you're a kiss ass.

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banish you to the shadows realm, keep it up buddy.

00:17:21.347 --> 00:17:26.468
Well, Brett, since you know so much about Pokemon, can you tell us what were your first experiences with the franchise?

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Uh, nothing special, I was a little boy when Pokemon came out, because I'm very old.

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and I actually, I remember, how old am I now?

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He's 52.

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sir.

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Sir, that is classified.

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as you know, as you can see, I have a lot of tattoos, and you're not allowed to get a tattoo once you're over a certain age.

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Like, you're just not allowed, you're not cool enough anymore.

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And I have officially become invisible to all women under the age of 30.

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So, uh, I'm somewhere there in that realm.

00:17:53.488 --> 00:18:02.305
my earliest memory is I remember seeing that original like, commercial for Pokemon, where it's like the kid gets on the bus to go to school and like hanging out at the bus or like all the Pokemon.

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And I'm like, oh cool.

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What's that?

00:18:04.333 --> 00:18:10.131
and then eventually, you know, other kids at school had it as well and I eventually got Pokemon, uh, blue.

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Was it blue?

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I think I had Pokemon Blue and That's it.

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That's it.

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That started the, the lifelong problem.

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And that's my story.

00:18:18.676 --> 00:18:19.037
my story.

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Look, I said it's nothing special.

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I'm just like, 99 percent of these other guys over 30, they, they were kids, they played the game, they played it with their friends, and, and then at a certain point in your adult life, it kinda goes away, and then Pokemon Go just, just grabs you by the back of your hair, and Yes Daddy brings you right back into it.

00:18:37.603 --> 00:18:38.042
What about

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Yeah, tell us we're wrong.

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Say yes, daddy.

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That's how,

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my cousin, well my brother and my cousin, more, more of the game players than I was, but I played Gameboy somewhat, like I had a Gameboy Color.

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My first Pokemon game was

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young you know she is.

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But my first Pokemon game was game was Pokemon Yellow, and I have a picture of three of us sitting on the couch And we all have our Gameboys, and we have a copy of the Pokemon magazine sitting out so

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Back in my day, our game boys didn't even have color.

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I had a Gameboy that didn't have color either so

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Back in my day, you used to have to smack the top of the TV to look at a pair of pixelated boobs.

00:19:24.584 --> 00:19:27.653
my day, you had to blow in the garbage to make it work.

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Yeah, we had to do that quite a bit

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Did you ever use a GameShark to, like, catch hacked Pokemon in the original Pokemon games?

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Catch, like, MissingNo and stuff?

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I did.

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see I never, unfortunately I never really got into it too much,

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Ooh, we should do a MissingNo episode.

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Ooh,

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it doesn't, it's not an official Pokemon.

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It's never gonna show up on our randomizer, but we should do one some, someday.

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We could.

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Should?

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mm hmm,

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Could.

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Missing, what would that episode number be?

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Missing

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zero, zero,

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an easy, come on, that was an easy joke.

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I said, what

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No, because that's

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MissingNo's episode number would be?

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Missing, because it's missing.

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Never mind.

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We'll move on.

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Cut that from the record.

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But yeah, um and then you know, so I'm Stick to the original 151 and then they came out with more and they continuously come out with more and it's like, oh my god But of everything nerdy.

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So I'm enough to be dangerous

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Mmm,

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She can't drive 55.

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No

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Oh, you're a slow driver?

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Mm hmm.

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Oh, it's a reference to an 80s song.

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I can't drive 55

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I'm barely just turned 22.

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So

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Oh, you don't remember the 80s.

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Yeah, that's fine.

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You weren't born.

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You're probably probably can't even vote yet Make me sick Let's hear your woke opinion.00:20:55.344 --> 00:20:59.104


Uh, even though you can't even reach the ballot box yet there, whippersnapper.00:20:59.898 --> 00:21:00.378


I know, right.00:21:00.378 --> 00:21:01.028


I'm hoping to grow.00:21:01.028 --> 00:21:02.378


I got one more growth spread ahead of me.00:21:03.483 --> 00:21:07.973


I got several growth spurts ahead of me tonight, if you get what I mean.00:21:07.973 --> 00:21:11.513


Ayy, something's gonna grow, and then it's gonna spurt.00:21:12.794 --> 00:21:14.534


faked that, by the way.00:21:14.784 --> 00:21:16.733


She's licking her chomp right now.00:21:16.854 --> 00:21:20.523


was, I can taste, I can taste the bile.00:21:20.523 --> 00:21:20.864


She's like,00:21:21.388 --> 00:21:23.219


Oh, it sounds like you've experienced it before.00:21:25.523 --> 00:21:26.463


warmed up her feet.00:21:26.969 --> 00:21:27.979


Real good for that one.00:21:28.618 --> 00:21:31.128


think they call that foreplay anyway.00:21:31.509 --> 00:21:33.858


So, you know, y'all originally started with gen one.00:21:34.338 --> 00:21:41.189


So what was it about Pokemon that kind of interest you initially was just the fact that you had to catch thousands and thousands of creatures.00:21:41.419 --> 00:21:44.808


Was it the fact that venture, like why stick with the franchise?00:21:44.868 --> 00:21:45.239


Mm00:21:45.689 --> 00:22:04.474


creature design initially for me, um, I just really like the idea of the pocketed monsters and I love their, well, I love most of their designs and I just thought it was fascinating that you could go into a different area of the map and find something new and it was just like a sense of discovery.00:22:04.980 --> 00:22:16.737


It's still like that for the newer generation games, because as long as you're not spoiled, when you go into a new area and you see something running around the overworld or something, or if it's an older game that you just haven't played yet, you know what I'm trying to say.00:22:16.789 --> 00:22:20.299


It's that Monster Design, love it, for the most part.00:22:20.509 --> 00:22:25.579


Other than that, like, nothing else has quite hooked me as hard, I guess.00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:32.410


Cause, cause a lot of the games are just kinda cut and dry the same, same thing over and over again until you get to some of the Switch entries.00:22:32.990 --> 00:22:38.317


I guess, to me, also, a big part of it, you know, is the nostalgia factor.00:22:38.317 --> 00:22:41.790


Like, you know, kind of just makes me think of the simpler days.00:22:42.173 --> 00:22:43.282


Glory days.00:22:44.428 --> 00:22:55.917


you know, just hanging out with my brother, my cousin, you know, we're just sitting in the living room, reading the magazines, trying to find the cheats to the little areas or, another thing I even forgot was.00:22:56.373 --> 00:23:02.942


N64 playing Pokemon Snap, I know a lot of people like shit on that game, but I always thought that was fun.00:23:02.982 --> 00:23:08.303


It was just relaxing going around and, cause like I said, I'm not very good at video games.00:23:08.603 --> 00:23:12.496


I've just never really had the hand eye coordination with the video games.00:23:12.536 --> 00:23:17.915


Um, if I'm trying to play like Call of Duty or, Gears of War.00:23:18.228 --> 00:23:24.497


Like I'm trying to Defend myself and literally I get shot all the time because I'm just doing this everywhere00:23:24.741 --> 00:23:27.271


And you know, in Gears of War, you're a bullet sponge.00:23:27.271 --> 00:23:30.582


It takes a lot of bullets to down you, so, you must suck.00:23:30.852 --> 00:23:32.432


Yeah, I'm not very good.00:23:32.501 --> 00:23:34.741


I told you! I'm not very good00:23:34.916 --> 00:23:37.916


My, you know what, uh, to make you feel better, Hannah, my time has passed.00:23:37.916 --> 00:23:38.366


I'm fine.00:23:38.366 --> 00:23:52.096


I'm at that age where like I used to be good at video games, but now as new video games come out, I realize how terrible I've become at video games and how much of an old man I am to the point where I'm like, I no longer want any challenge out of a video game.00:23:52.156 --> 00:23:55.487


I want my handheld, I wanna respond immediately.00:23:55.696 --> 00:23:56.717


I want infinite lives.00:23:57.471 --> 00:24:02.731


Let me see the story and get to the end of the game so I can feel like I completed something in in three hours.00:24:03.051 --> 00:24:05.751


Because if it's hard, I can't beat it.00:24:06.355 --> 00:24:24.895


my big thing is Pokemon Go, if people really listen to the podcast, they're probably like, well, that, she's a, the basic white girl that does Pokemon Go, but it allows me to catch them all, per se, and then I get to go out, hang out with friends, and, Our group doesn't really get out as much as we used to.00:24:24.905 --> 00:24:29.692


Like, we used to be all hardcore, gung ho, and every community day we were out.00:24:29.721 --> 00:24:30.041


And00:24:30.355 --> 00:24:31.336


Now everybody's busy.00:24:32.286 --> 00:24:36.226


yeah, hopefully we'll get back to that at some point.00:24:36.296 --> 00:24:36.846


Um,00:24:36.955 --> 00:24:38.496


do like GoFest and stuff.00:24:38.766 --> 00:24:39.496


yeah.00:24:39.736 --> 00:24:40.395


unfortunately,00:24:41.086 --> 00:24:43.686


So, you know, you talked about how y'all both play Pokemon Go.00:24:44.017 --> 00:24:45.057


How did that part start out?00:24:45.057 --> 00:24:50.467


Like, were y'all like day one players out there, like staying up all night or what was y'all's experience with that?00:24:50.666 --> 00:24:53.164


So I was literally, day two.00:24:53.201 --> 00:24:53.740


So yeah,00:24:55.480 --> 00:25:03.142


I was a day one player, but I don't know how much I played on day 1 because like there were so many problems with the game00:25:03.186 --> 00:25:04.176


oh yeah, like00:25:04.251 --> 00:25:07.071


because so many people were trying to play it at the same time.00:25:07.392 --> 00:25:08.672


It was hard to do anything.00:25:09.011 --> 00:25:17.392


But as as that several days and first few weeks unfolded, like, it was impossible to not play where I was living at the time.00:25:17.432 --> 00:25:18.461


I mean, there were just.00:25:19.061 --> 00:25:23.842


Mobs of people everywhere walking around just playing Pokemon Go throughout the city.00:25:24.172 --> 00:25:31.031


Like, you would think that there was gang violence at the park because there would just be tons of people dressed in blue and red and yellow.00:25:31.261 --> 00:25:41.632


But they were all just standing around catching Pokemon going, Oh, there's a, there's a Bulbasaur over here! And then like 50 people would just sprint to the other side of the field to try and catch a damn Bulbasaur.00:25:42.636 --> 00:25:43.537


It was crazy.00:25:43.537 --> 00:25:52.287


It honestly, and everyone was having a great time, was having a wonderful time, and interacting with each other, and it truly felt like Pokemon, for a brief moment, could save the entire world.00:25:52.657 --> 00:26:14.593


and that was truly incredible, and I don't think the game ever quite was able to Recapture that as time marches on right like sure people found dead bodies and And people did commit actual crimes by mugging people at pokestops like shit like that definitely happened but the the that initial feeling of Coming together was an incredible thing to be a part of.00:26:14.893 --> 00:26:19.522


So yeah, I started day one, I joined team mystic because that's the best team.00:26:19.952 --> 00:26:23.323


Um, everybody wants to be a little mystical if you know what I mean.00:26:23.632 --> 00:26:29.451


nobody wants to be on team PP or whatever team time of the month is.00:26:30.156 --> 00:26:30.386


Yeah.00:26:31.096 --> 00:26:33.086


So yeah, join Team Mystical if you're not.00:26:33.737 --> 00:26:34.767


Uh, that's the best team.00:26:34.767 --> 00:26:35.196


Right, Hannah?00:26:35.852 --> 00:26:36.291


Right.00:26:38.116 --> 00:26:44.007


Uh, yeah, and then, uh, after a while you're like, hey, uh, we're funny when it comes to Pokemon.00:26:44.027 --> 00:26:45.807


Maybe we, this could be a podcast.00:26:46.196 --> 00:26:52.646


And then, Brett, in his basement somewhere is like, I wonder if people make Pokemon podcasts.00:26:52.926 --> 00:26:54.477


Probably not, let's just do it.00:26:55.078 --> 00:26:56.682


Yeah, that was unfortunate.00:26:57.273 --> 00:26:58.574


Just kidding, I don't own a basement.00:27:00.344 --> 00:27:01.173


you don't have a basement.00:27:01.903 --> 00:27:02.614


Never had one.00:27:02.888 --> 00:27:04.189


That's what he tells the feds.00:27:04.943 --> 00:27:05.594


a crawlspace.00:27:05.663 --> 00:27:07.084


I podcast from my crawlspace.00:27:07.679 --> 00:27:09.699


You're a cupboard under the stairs.00:27:10.138 --> 00:27:12.538


I'm very much the boy who lived, unfortunately.00:27:12.804 --> 00:27:13.844


No, it's in his murder00:27:13.878 --> 00:27:14.838


me out of my misery.00:27:15.709 --> 00:27:17.388


I do have a big shed back there.00:27:17.788 --> 00:27:19.358


No murders have occurred in there in several00:27:19.594 --> 00:27:20.354


Murder shed.00:27:20.809 --> 00:27:21.589


Oh, I just heard screaming.00:27:21.650 --> 00:27:23.000


I heard a screaming voice though out there.00:27:23.210 --> 00:27:23.329


You00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:24.779


Yeah, I'm pretty sure.00:27:24.990 --> 00:27:26.630


That's the ghost that haunts it.00:27:27.535 --> 00:27:28.105


Oh,00:27:28.150 --> 00:27:29.940


can leave, it just should be known.00:27:29.960 --> 00:27:31.609


They can leave any time they want to.00:27:31.640 --> 00:27:33.690


They just choose to not.00:27:34.021 --> 00:27:34.781


Hmm.00:27:34.977 --> 00:27:36.596


They just don't choose to tie the knot.00:27:36.606 --> 00:27:37.297


That's what I'm saying.00:27:37.297 --> 00:27:37.977


They won't marry me.00:27:37.987 --> 00:27:39.067


And they just keep saying no.00:27:39.067 --> 00:27:42.807


And I'm like, be gone ye phantom to the other worldly plane.00:27:42.807 --> 00:27:44.477


And they're like, no, I'm not going to marry you.00:27:44.477 --> 00:27:46.896


And I'm like, we're having two different conversations.00:27:47.277 --> 00:27:50.267


I can't hear you over the spirit vortex.00:27:50.865 --> 00:27:51.755


Oh, that's very cool.00:27:51.755 --> 00:27:54.755


So if it wasn't for Pokemon go, you don't think you would have started after dark, right?00:27:56.549 --> 00:27:57.109


not.00:27:57.492 --> 00:28:01.803


I was doing a show called let's die the his versus hers guide to the apocalypse, the podcast.00:28:02.403 --> 00:28:16.212


And that one is like, A different apocalyptic scenario with every episode, and we did do a Pokemon episode, and that was kind of the seed that would eventually become After Darkrai.00:28:16.637 --> 00:28:19.670


and that seed exists there because of Pokemon Go.00:28:20.089 --> 00:28:22.619


That's the whole reason, like, that episode exists, so.00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:26.700


Yeah, without Pokemon Go, After Darkrai probably doesn't exist.00:28:27.255 --> 00:28:36.121


Hannah, like, I mean, I mean, would we, without Pokemon Go, we wouldn't have done all those community events or, community days, I mean, is what I meant to say.00:28:36.451 --> 00:28:39.090


Like, we wouldn't have done all those raid days together.00:28:39.421 --> 00:28:42.570


We would not have hung out nearly as much as we would've still known each other.00:28:42.805 --> 00:28:48.890


Yeah, we would've still known each other and like, I mean, we still would've, cause we ran together and stuff, I mean,00:28:49.390 --> 00:28:50.950


yeah, in a gang, we ran in a00:28:51.089 --> 00:28:55.910


yeah, we ran in a gang, but, but, yeah, and like, but, yeah.00:28:55.910 --> 00:29:05.174


Meeting your mom and your sisters and your other friends that you've introduced me to, like, I mean, yeah, it's all because of Pokemon Go.00:29:05.285 --> 00:29:05.724


So,00:29:05.795 --> 00:29:12.194


real the reason we're here today turning the pokeball is because of pokemon go so thanks pokemon go.00:29:40.419 --> 00:29:42.798


You talked about how Pokemon Go led to after Darkrai.00:29:42.878 --> 00:29:46.465


What made you I know you talked about how like, oh, let's make a Pokemon podcast.00:29:46.465 --> 00:29:50.519


Was there a specific kind of angle you're going before making after Darkrai?00:29:50.528 --> 00:29:53.544


Like, What kind of show did you want it to be back when it first00:29:53.628 --> 00:30:12.621


Okay, so, this is easy because we weren't gonna do, or I wasn't gonna do a show that's just like what everybody else does, you know, there's a, there's a thousand Pokemon podcasts that just resolve or revolve around like the news or current events in, in Pokemon, things like that, and that's fine, that's great.00:30:13.490 --> 00:30:21.096


That's a lot of work that I didn't quite frankly didn't want to do so basically I'm lazy also as a young and unexperienced podcaster.00:30:21.126 --> 00:30:29.895


I didn't know how to edit Podcasts easily for me to edit a podcast was really hard and really time consuming There was no easy like I was self taught.00:30:30.195 --> 00:30:32.548


So I was like we're filthy mouthed.00:30:32.778 --> 00:30:39.938


I'm not gonna be a I just I literally can't beep all these out if I wanted to so Why don't we just be the uncensored?00:30:40.307 --> 00:30:44.837


adult comedy podcast because Also, I wanted it to be funny.00:30:44.887 --> 00:30:50.416


Like there's no universe where if the show's not funny maybe we'll do a serious show as a gag.00:30:50.711 --> 00:30:53.330


But it's got to be funny or else like what's the point?00:30:53.675 --> 00:30:54.685


That's, that's pretty much it for me.00:30:54.685 --> 00:31:04.273


Like, it's comedy first, our demographic is the people like us that grew up with Pokemon who are adults now and if they have kids and let their kids listen to the show, shame on them.00:31:04.576 --> 00:31:11.096


and also that one kid that left a review on, on iTunes saying that they would get in trouble if their parents knew they were listening.00:31:11.707 --> 00:31:14.366


Uh, that's, that person's also in our demographic.00:31:14.366 --> 00:31:16.386


But by now they're, they're what, like two or three years older?00:31:16.386 --> 00:31:17.146


They might be old enough.00:31:17.416 --> 00:31:18.487


But also shame on you.00:31:18.787 --> 00:31:19.737


Uh, go to your room.00:31:20.031 --> 00:31:20.811


But not really.00:31:20.852 --> 00:31:21.461


It's okay.00:31:21.511 --> 00:31:22.311


We won't tell.00:31:22.396 --> 00:31:23.977


yeah, so, so basically,00:31:24.192 --> 00:31:25.981


We're the cool people.00:31:26.017 --> 00:31:28.116


cool podcast, yeah,00:31:28.192 --> 00:31:29.692


But no, this is strictly00:31:29.876 --> 00:31:32.717


peer pressuring you to smoke except it's listening to our00:31:33.162 --> 00:31:34.842


No, I don't condone that.00:31:34.902 --> 00:31:35.791


That's terrible for00:31:35.936 --> 00:31:42.227


I said it's like peer pressuring to have someone smoke when you smoke, but instead, it's a podcast instead of smoking.00:31:42.291 --> 00:31:43.642


But smoking's terrible for you.00:31:43.701 --> 00:31:44.011


I don't00:31:44.207 --> 00:31:46.336


but Gracie, coughing and wheezing are Pokemon.00:31:46.336 --> 00:31:46.906


They matter.00:31:46.906 --> 00:31:48.227


So somebody's gotta promote00:31:48.267 --> 00:31:52.487


smoking matters, Hannah, because Pokemon need it.00:31:52.776 --> 00:31:54.016


That sweet herb.00:31:54.321 --> 00:31:56.521


They've smoked that sweet, sweet Bellsprout.00:31:57.413 --> 00:31:57.733


That's00:31:57.993 --> 00:32:00.314


a, who wants a hit of that Oddish?00:32:00.949 --> 00:32:02.959


That oddish man or that venosa, you know,00:32:03.173 --> 00:32:06.124


man, this shit gonna make you weepin Bell, bruh.00:32:06.124 --> 00:32:09.044


Like, you gotta take you some of that.00:32:09.044 --> 00:32:10.153


Dunk, dunk, dunk.00:32:12.324 --> 00:32:15.304


We're all about, uh, edibles nowadays, you know.00:32:15.674 --> 00:32:19.025


I'd bake mine into a brownie and, and consume them.00:32:19.347 --> 00:32:20.498


or I put them into my,00:32:20.782 --> 00:32:21.624


I was gonna say, I, I00:32:21.708 --> 00:32:24.397


or I'll put it into my Sinistea and drink that.00:32:24.696 --> 00:32:25.267


The matcha,00:32:25.501 --> 00:32:25.961


Yeah.00:32:25.961 --> 00:32:27.422


Is there a Macha Pokemon?00:32:27.987 --> 00:32:28.346


Yeah, there00:32:28.362 --> 00:32:28.811


Well, what is00:32:28.961 --> 00:32:29.832


Yeah, there is.00:32:30.213 --> 00:32:31.394


Sinish Shah and00:32:31.818 --> 00:32:33.878


Cinnamon Twist, Poltergeist,00:32:34.394 --> 00:32:34.673


Yeah.00:32:34.673 --> 00:32:35.173


That thing.00:32:35.731 --> 00:32:37.612


Yeah, it's literally like a bowl of matcha.00:32:38.811 --> 00:32:40.382


How do you, I don't know how to spell that.00:32:40.717 --> 00:32:41.227


I can't even00:32:41.291 --> 00:32:44.882


You know, we're not even gonna have an episode for that one just because I don't want to have to say its name.00:32:46.561 --> 00:32:48.530


Oh, don't be such a buzzkill.00:32:49.161 --> 00:32:54.921


Oh, we gotta get that guy on YouTube who does all the, how to say the names of Pokemon on our show someday.00:32:54.921 --> 00:32:56.810


I'm too much of a coward to send him an email.00:32:57.079 --> 00:32:58.079


Oh, just send him an email.00:32:58.095 --> 00:32:59.115


It's scary.00:32:59.934 --> 00:33:00.164


Or00:33:00.174 --> 00:33:02.994


is this Nightmare P Pizza run.00:33:03.049 --> 00:33:05.680


one guy on YouTube that says things wrong.00:33:05.980 --> 00:33:07.460


Like, shrewd and fruity.00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:08.910


A shrewd and a00:33:09.035 --> 00:33:10.654


What the fuck are you talking about?00:33:10.984 --> 00:33:14.704


Are you talking about the guy that does like the countdowns number 10?00:33:15.154 --> 00:33:22.535


The whale Lord Pokemon is the biggest Pokemon that there is, number nine.00:33:22.775 --> 00:33:27.994


Sharpedo is a terrifying predator that also lives in the00:33:28.339 --> 00:33:29.710


I have no idea what00:33:29.805 --> 00:33:30.684


You don't know what I'm talking about?00:33:30.724 --> 00:33:34.365


Okay, well the people that are listening that know what I'm talking about, know what I'm talking about.00:33:34.969 --> 00:33:35.388


Okay.00:33:35.568 --> 00:33:35.739


We'll00:33:35.753 --> 00:33:36.284


What was it?00:33:36.344 --> 00:33:37.124


Peach a runt?00:33:37.253 --> 00:33:38.203


What is this thing?00:33:39.263 --> 00:33:39.913


I hate it.00:33:40.009 --> 00:33:40.788


Sinistra,00:33:41.114 --> 00:33:43.243


S shin, shin esh ja.00:33:44.058 --> 00:33:44.959


just type in like Macha00:33:45.034 --> 00:33:47.903


I did, and it gave me peach a runt.00:33:49.949 --> 00:33:51.479


Oh, that's the other one, that's the Mochi.00:33:52.134 --> 00:33:55.713


That's, isn't mo I thought mochi and machi were the same thing.00:33:56.348 --> 00:33:57.778


Apparently not, I don't know, I don't know00:33:57.848 --> 00:34:01.288


No, mochi is like an ice cream dessert.00:34:02.233 --> 00:34:03.263


what I was talking about.00:34:03.263 --> 00:34:04.064


What are y'all talking00:34:04.409 --> 00:34:05.578


Matcha is like00:34:05.723 --> 00:34:06.644


This is like gangbang all00:34:06.659 --> 00:34:08.309


Matcha is like a drink.00:34:09.083 --> 00:34:09.574


Yeah, it's a00:34:09.764 --> 00:34:13.193


Okay, so I'm gonna Google T Pokemon and I'm gonna get Sinistea.00:34:14.003 --> 00:34:17.153


And it better be authentic, goddammit, or I will send it back to the00:34:18.309 --> 00:34:20.449


Geez, Brett, get educated.00:34:20.914 --> 00:34:24.713


Oh my god, fuck you! Hey, there was a Hey!00:34:24.829 --> 00:34:25.309


you, David.00:34:25.443 --> 00:34:29.273


I used to know my Pokemon inside and out when there was 15100:34:29.329 --> 00:34:30.018


inside and out.00:34:30.018 --> 00:34:30.989


I'm sure you did.00:34:31.134 --> 00:34:32.713


Oh my god, here00:34:32.744 --> 00:34:33.083


Knew him00:34:33.384 --> 00:34:35.864


here we go, here we go!00:34:35.958 --> 00:34:36.898


You know, you like that00:34:36.903 --> 00:34:38.384


Hannah's just gonna,00:34:38.414 --> 00:34:39.233


Yeah.00:34:39.393 --> 00:34:40.684


You know, like that Baneri?00:34:40.804 --> 00:34:41.614


That Lopunny?00:34:41.719 --> 00:34:43.088


He likes that man time.00:34:43.088 --> 00:34:43.829


There's00:34:43.974 --> 00:34:59.028


No, that's you! That's you! That is you, Hannah! Okay, that is one episode I had to edit because Hannah was so Filthy, and disgusting, and borderline offensive, that I00:34:59.063 --> 00:35:00.074


She was that Garbodor.00:35:00.528 --> 00:35:05.739


I published that episode and was very uncomfortable publishing it, that I had to take it down.00:35:06.099 --> 00:35:09.759


I I had to change the title, because, like, the title was too much,00:35:09.969 --> 00:35:11.878


You had to take that episode down?00:35:12.974 --> 00:35:13.804


it back, but,00:35:13.898 --> 00:35:14.318


Okay.00:35:14.713 --> 00:35:18.693


yeah, but like the title is now censored, like it, it was too much00:35:18.824 --> 00:35:21.594


clustered his shelters and took down the cloisters you00:35:21.824 --> 00:35:23.684


Hannah's the Mantine Freak00:35:23.733 --> 00:35:25.014


It was too much for his onyx, man.00:35:25.643 --> 00:35:28.773


Go back and listen to that episode and know that I had nothing to do with it.00:35:29.503 --> 00:35:31.273


Except I'm complicit in releasing the episode.00:35:32.222 --> 00:35:33.831


And, and I designed the t shirt.00:35:34.130 --> 00:35:34.721


I can't find00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:36.090


y'all put a t shirt for that00:35:36.090 --> 00:35:36.380


about.00:35:36.621 --> 00:35:37.170


I give up.00:35:37.170 --> 00:35:38.081


I just get nothing but sinister.00:35:38.721 --> 00:35:39.280


It's fine.00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:41.018


A thousand Pokemon exist.00:35:41.018 --> 00:35:44.432


We can, we can all accept that somebody doesn't know all the Pokemon.00:35:44.443 --> 00:35:45.472


It's fine.00:35:45.523 --> 00:35:48.672


Nobody cares if you know them all or not anymore.00:35:48.963 --> 00:35:50.152


gotta catch them all.00:35:50.282 --> 00:35:50.972


Fuck that.00:35:51.222 --> 00:35:52.253


Like, no we don't.00:35:52.590 --> 00:35:54.349


Like, no we don't.00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:57.210


It's nothing to be ashamed of, is all I'm saying.00:35:57.280 --> 00:36:00.251


Cause it's hard! You have to, you have to buy so many games.00:36:00.563 --> 00:36:06.713


what, what, am I also expected to spend the subscription money for Pokemon Bank to move these damn things around, or home, I mean?00:36:07.014 --> 00:36:10.483


Like, yeah, you are! And Just because I want a what?00:36:10.483 --> 00:36:11.143


A Magearna?00:36:11.313 --> 00:36:12.403


Yeah, I want a Magearna.00:36:12.664 --> 00:36:19.934


I don't want to spend Whatever how much it is on home and then collect a thousand Pokemon and put it in there so I can get my Magearna.00:36:20.103 --> 00:36:20.923


It's too much work.00:36:21.333 --> 00:36:22.704


I'm not, it's not fun.00:36:22.824 --> 00:36:26.021


It's, it's too much Inventory management, which I don't want to do.00:36:27.490 --> 00:36:29.121


Tell us how you really feel.00:36:29.385 --> 00:36:30.365


yeah, go00:36:30.471 --> 00:36:31.851


Fuck Donald Trump.00:36:32.590 --> 00:36:33.291


Okay,00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:35.570


You asked, you asked how00:36:36.380 --> 00:36:37.800


we were talking about Pokémon.00:36:37.931 --> 00:36:38.240


I didn't00:36:38.286 --> 00:36:39.556


Yeah, I thought you're talking about Pokemon00:36:39.606 --> 00:36:41.085


you asked how I really feel,00:36:42.831 --> 00:36:43.900


I hope we're gonna cut that.00:36:44.425 --> 00:36:44.865


I don't know.00:36:44.865 --> 00:36:45.295


Don't cut it.00:36:45.315 --> 00:36:45.746


Leave it in.00:36:45.746 --> 00:36:47.896


He's a traitorous psychopath to democracy.00:36:48.010 --> 00:36:50.721


I mean, we get, we get that, but this is Pokémon.00:36:51.445 --> 00:36:52.186


No, that's fine.00:36:52.436 --> 00:36:58.976


Well, you know, as the Mr, as the Pokeball turns, if your listenership is offended by that, they don't have to listen to our show.00:36:59.266 --> 00:37:03.025


Please continue, dear Trumper, listening to as the Pokeball turns.00:37:04.425 --> 00:37:07.306


Uh, we'll see you again after the break, after they cut me out of this episode.00:37:07.556 --> 00:37:12.545


Doot, doodoo, doodoo, doot, doodoo, doot.00:37:12.936 --> 00:37:15.655


Please stand by, we are experiencing technical difficulties.00:37:15.715 --> 00:37:16.916


Doot, doodoo.00:37:17.126 --> 00:37:18.065


They drag me off00:37:18.226 --> 00:37:21.525


We will return you to your regularly scheduled program.00:37:22.036 --> 00:37:26.315


Right, right I00:37:26.715 --> 00:37:28.045


and nobody else.00:37:32.456 --> 00:37:35.416


said one anti Trump remark and it got canceled somehow00:37:35.956 --> 00:37:37.275


That would be a trip, right?00:37:37.286 --> 00:37:39.445


The anti Trump guy gets cancelled.00:37:40.289 --> 00:37:40.650


Oh my god.00:37:40.670 --> 00:37:42.469


Did somebody just fall over and die?00:37:42.530 --> 00:37:43.230


What was that?00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:44.139


Oh, no, hannah.00:37:44.170 --> 00:37:44.820


We lost her.00:37:44.989 --> 00:37:45.829


Oh god.00:37:45.829 --> 00:37:54.788


It'd be a shame if somebody talked for her while she was muted let's do muppet voices for her Oh, she's back I just heard her laugh.00:37:55.105 --> 00:37:56.905


Oh God, Hannah, we thought you lost you.00:37:56.980 --> 00:38:01.690


a microphone getting chucked out of a window and then you're, you were muted for a moment00:38:02.175 --> 00:38:09.204


No, I went to turn my microphone up a little bit so I could hear you better and then like my shoulder popped and I'm like hmm, I'm glad I had it00:38:09.460 --> 00:38:12.440


so we heard, that was your shoulder popping and not a microphone?00:38:12.806 --> 00:38:13.215


I thought it was the00:38:13.291 --> 00:38:14.971


Seek medical attention.00:38:15.695 --> 00:38:17.385


Yeah, you might not have a00:38:17.710 --> 00:38:19.791


I am concerned for your well being.00:38:19.956 --> 00:38:21.615


Yeah, that's like my ages.00:38:21.686 --> 00:38:22.266


Showing.00:38:22.496 --> 00:38:24.025


You're ageist showing.00:38:24.355 --> 00:38:25.264


So you're an ageist.00:38:25.275 --> 00:38:27.784


You don't like people that are younger or older or both.00:38:27.900 --> 00:38:29.539


She doesn't like people, anything00:38:29.764 --> 00:38:34.204


for her to like you, you have to be the exact same age as her, but she won't tell you what that is.00:38:34.532 --> 00:38:35.693


So good luck, everybody.00:38:36.047 --> 00:38:37.257


Good luck, everybody.00:38:37.871 --> 00:38:42.711


What is it with Pokémon lately and designing Pokémon professors that are just totally bangable?00:38:44.362 --> 00:38:45.492


I mean, tell me I'm wrong.00:38:45.512 --> 00:38:46.112


Think about it.00:38:46.202 --> 00:38:49.722


Scarlet and Violet, they got Hot Professor Lady and Hot Professor Dude.00:38:50.045 --> 00:38:50.525


Right?00:38:51.155 --> 00:38:52.945


Uh, Pokemon Go's professor.00:38:53.307 --> 00:38:53.998


Super hot.00:38:54.307 --> 00:38:54.831


Sonia.00:38:54.831 --> 00:38:57.070


From Sword and Shield, she becomes the professor.00:38:57.371 --> 00:38:59.027


And she's the hottest of all of them.00:38:59.358 --> 00:39:00.539


you don't think Professor Oak was hot?00:39:00.539 --> 00:39:01.059


He had that salt and00:39:01.264 --> 00:39:07.884


I mean, he's a Zaddy for sure, but that was There's a long You got a long gap between Professor Zaddy and Professor Sonia.00:39:08.186 --> 00:39:08.445


That's what00:39:08.456 --> 00:39:09.826


we know what Brett's into.00:39:10.322 --> 00:39:11.092


Oh, big time, yeah.00:39:11.443 --> 00:39:12.182


You're correct.00:39:12.182 --> 00:39:12.632


Madam.00:39:12.922 --> 00:39:13.552


Thank you.00:39:15.463 --> 00:39:17.782


think the only least one would be Professor Elm.00:39:18.003 --> 00:39:18.902


I don't think really anybody would00:39:19.063 --> 00:39:19.202


Yeah.00:39:19.202 --> 00:39:20.233


That's forever ago though.00:39:20.242 --> 00:39:20.813


I'm saying like00:39:20.873 --> 00:39:21.652


He's like the simp of00:39:21.733 --> 00:39:22.992


the new professors00:39:23.152 --> 00:39:24.052


robot thing?00:39:24.552 --> 00:39:25.782


the fuck are you talking about?00:39:25.782 --> 00:39:27.672


Are you talking about Pokemon here?00:39:27.907 --> 00:39:28.168


AI?00:39:28.413 --> 00:39:30.018


Comes out in Pokemon Go.00:39:30.253 --> 00:39:33.063


You know what's really gonna fuckin blow y'all's fuckin minds?00:39:33.074 --> 00:39:34.864


Is that me and Hannah have been A.00:39:34.864 --> 00:39:35.023


I.00:39:35.034 --> 00:39:35.724


this whole time.00:39:35.724 --> 00:39:36.054


We're A.00:39:36.054 --> 00:39:36.253


I.00:39:36.284 --> 00:39:37.304


podcast hosts.00:39:38.043 --> 00:39:38.414


I had to bring him00:39:38.583 --> 00:39:44.103


Welcome to hell, everyone! Art is dead! Art00:39:44.134 --> 00:39:45.094


I put in all the after00:39:45.204 --> 00:39:47.123


Uh, I just remembered what you're talking about.00:39:47.123 --> 00:39:48.494


They're not a robot, Hannah.00:39:48.494 --> 00:39:50.293


They're from another Dimension00:39:50.838 --> 00:39:51.728


Yeah, that thing.00:39:51.818 --> 00:39:53.369


Special Forces or something.00:39:53.648 --> 00:39:56.768


Yeah, but they don't look like that, like that's just like a helmet they're wearing.00:39:56.778 --> 00:39:56.898


they're00:39:56.978 --> 00:39:58.539


It looks like it's Dubstep.00:39:59.329 --> 00:40:00.728


probably fine underneath there.00:40:00.739 --> 00:40:02.128


Just like Daft Punk00:40:02.369 --> 00:40:03.659


not Daft Punk.00:40:03.659 --> 00:40:04.289


Thank you.00:40:04.429 --> 00:40:04.858


they're probably,00:40:05.048 --> 00:40:05.969


I said Dubstep.00:40:06.338 --> 00:40:08.509


That is not helping my age at all.00:40:10.298 --> 00:40:15.563


Hannah, Hannah loves, she just loves to wake up and on her playlist she starts playing some wub wub.00:40:16.130 --> 00:40:18.320


Some dead Maovivy?00:40:20.806 --> 00:40:23.485


Play me some of that Dubstep, please.00:40:23.621 --> 00:40:26.150


Lemme some of that feller with the marshmellow head.00:40:29.804 --> 00:40:31.253


What's that mad gentleman's name?00:40:31.744 --> 00:40:31.943


Skrillex?00:40:33.693 --> 00:40:35.454


Look, a wild Skrillex appeared.00:40:35.454 --> 00:40:45.864


Blululululululululululullululululalululululululalululululolululululululullululalulululululullulululululul We got problems.00:40:46.724 --> 00:40:47.653


It's the DJ Pokemon.00:40:47.653 --> 00:40:49.733


DJ these nuts.00:40:49.873 --> 00:40:50.134


what I was saying.00:40:50.134 --> 00:40:51.393


I wish they had a DJ Pokemon.00:40:51.403 --> 00:40:52.534


Like, uh, what's that Pokemon?00:40:52.543 --> 00:40:53.833


The one with the purple?00:40:53.833 --> 00:40:53.934


I don't know.00:40:53.934 --> 00:40:55.344


Yeah,00:40:55.373 --> 00:40:58.063


rain, purple rain.00:40:58.344 --> 00:40:58.833


Prince?00:40:59.297 --> 00:40:59.878


Toxicity.00:41:00.108 --> 00:41:01.927


was kind of a Pokemon, if you think about it.00:41:02.228 --> 00:41:03.398


He loved pancakes.00:41:03.708 --> 00:41:05.527


I'm sure berries to some degree.00:41:05.833 --> 00:41:08.523


He probably slept in a ball like a freaky little guy.00:41:08.824 --> 00:41:09.983


Had multiple trainers.00:41:10.293 --> 00:41:10.914


Think about it.00:41:10.969 --> 00:41:12.219


my stars, Brett.00:41:14.284 --> 00:41:15.693


That went for eternity, Inspector.00:41:16.253 --> 00:41:19.880


I gotta think, like, that's something that hasn't been explored, Pokémon's lifespan.00:41:19.891 --> 00:41:21.710


Is it put on hold in the Pokéball?00:41:22.110 --> 00:41:28.661


Cause they're, they're clearly conscious in there, otherwise, like, Psyduck and others wouldn't be able to just burst out whenever they feel like it.00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:32.561


So, like, they're chillin in their Pokéball, does that mean they're also aging in the Pokémon?00:41:32.561 --> 00:41:35.791


And then, like, also, does their lifespan, Similar to that of their trainers.00:41:35.791 --> 00:41:36.951


Like, do they outlive them?00:41:36.951 --> 00:41:38.505


Do they die super quick?00:41:38.864 --> 00:41:42.735


Cause like, I don't know, a spider Pokemon is probably not long for this world.00:41:43.068 --> 00:41:48.847


Like your Galvantula has probably got like maybe 20 years if it's a female and then it's toast.00:41:49.190 --> 00:41:50.751


Seems like a bad investment if you're a trainer.00:41:51.213 --> 00:41:56.873


I think time stops for them because, uh, I don't know if you watched the fourth movie, Lucario came out of his Pokeball and he thought he was still in the recording.00:41:57.233 --> 00:41:58.884


The exact timeline of his trainer.00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:01.909


yeah but I, I think he was stupid though.00:42:03.300 --> 00:42:03.690


Uh,00:42:03.856 --> 00:42:04.826


damn, dude,00:42:04.981 --> 00:42:13.661


there's so much precedent of other Pokemon that just burst out of their Pokeballs, like when their trainer otherwise, just to cause mischief or whatever.00:42:14.041 --> 00:42:21.181


Like, like Misty's Psyduck, he just sh or, or Team Rocket's very, like, Victory Bell would just jump out and latch on to James head.00:42:21.512 --> 00:42:21.961


But that's00:42:21.976 --> 00:42:30.467


they must just be bored, because if time was stopped, they wouldn't be able to consciously make that decision that, like, I'm gone, I'm busting out of this fucking place and kicking the Poké Ball open.00:42:31.050 --> 00:42:34.809


but that's so like ethically, it's so mean.00:42:35.230 --> 00:42:35.840


Like,00:42:35.954 --> 00:42:37.465


Putting them in a ball in the first place?00:42:37.465 --> 00:42:37.885


Yeah.00:42:38.380 --> 00:42:46.360


well, and then if time stops, you know, and then they open the ball, it's like, oh, you're not who put me in here.00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:47.539


Where did my person00:42:47.675 --> 00:42:51.315


oh, yeah, I'm their grandson, you're my Pokémon now.00:42:51.664 --> 00:42:52.485


Yeah, you're right, Hannah.00:42:52.938 --> 00:42:57.487


it's like leaving a dog in a house and it's waiting on their owner to come back.00:42:57.557 --> 00:42:58.027


Like,00:42:58.103 --> 00:43:00.282


Can you imagine if Pokeballs were in the real world?00:43:00.282 --> 00:43:05.623


Like people would ha Yeah, I got about 20 dogs, but I don't feel like feeding them today, so I'm just leaving them in their Pokeball.00:43:06.027 --> 00:43:07.077


oh, cool.00:43:07.286 --> 00:43:10.077


It's just pets when you want to have pets, but not when you don't want to deal with them.00:43:10.402 --> 00:43:10.722


yeah.00:43:10.762 --> 00:43:11.211


What?00:43:11.472 --> 00:43:12.152


Oh my gosh.00:43:12.152 --> 00:43:13.271


It's Tomogachis.00:43:14.007 --> 00:43:17.266


like, Ah, man, I really don't want to get up in the middle of the night to let you out to use the bathroom.00:43:17.266 --> 00:43:21.217


Get back in your Pokeball! Dun dun! That's of my dog.00:43:21.981 --> 00:43:25.231


And then you just see like news reports of 20 Pokeballs found with Pokemon00:43:25.315 --> 00:43:32.615


Oh, can you imagine, like, tornadoes, sunken boats, like these Pokeballs that just get lost forever, the Pokemon are just trapped in there forever.00:43:33.456 --> 00:43:35.186


Damn, this took a dark00:43:35.335 --> 00:43:36.215


This is the Halloween00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:37.490


took a dark right00:43:37.735 --> 00:43:42.516


All of those, do, do they all then become ghosts at that point, I guess?00:43:42.565 --> 00:43:43.195


I guess so.00:43:43.371 --> 00:43:45.161


At what point do Pokemon become ghost?00:43:45.210 --> 00:43:46.001


That's a real question.00:43:46.556 --> 00:43:54.596


Which also is, brings up the conundrum of like, are ghost Pokemon actually ghosts, or are they living creatures that can reproduce because they can reproduce with Ditto?00:43:56.963 --> 00:44:01.173


Oh, did I blow Hannah's bra Hannah's brain just exploded.00:44:02.059 --> 00:44:03.829


We got real deep into this Pokemon lore.00:44:04.059 --> 00:44:09.000


F GIVE US HARD FACTS, POKEMON COMPANY, YOU COWARDS!00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:13.010


We want the truth, are Pokemon actually alive or00:44:13.190 --> 00:44:15.070


We don't need another Pokedex.00:44:15.099 --> 00:44:19.340


What we need is someone to actually study these creatures and their natural habitats.00:44:19.340 --> 00:44:20.960


I want a Pokemon biologist.00:44:21.260 --> 00:44:30.822


Give me Pokemon National Geograph Oh, wait, that's I don't think Snap's a good example because you're literally like smashing through their environment and chucking apples at their brains.00:44:31.132 --> 00:44:36.342


Hey you, do something for the, pose for this fucking picture and then just beans him in the head with an apple.00:44:37.697 --> 00:44:45.097


Charizard jumps out of a volcano and goes, augh! Yeah, of course, they're going to react for your photo if you swack him in the head with a fruit.00:44:45.545 --> 00:44:47.115


I would throw00:44:47.166 --> 00:44:47.896


content we can do00:44:48.275 --> 00:44:49.025


some tacos to me.00:44:49.025 --> 00:44:49.135


I'll00:44:49.186 --> 00:44:49.766


We could throw00:44:49.945 --> 00:44:50.525


Yeah, really.00:44:51.286 --> 00:44:53.485


apples at each other and take pictures.00:44:55.005 --> 00:44:57.135


I really want that to be our photo shoot.00:44:58.206 --> 00:44:58.425


Oh00:44:58.565 --> 00:44:59.485


Oh, come on, snap.00:44:59.706 --> 00:45:02.885


Hannah's wearing like little Pikachu ears and I'm chucking an apple at her.00:45:05.034 --> 00:45:06.114


We need to write this down.00:45:06.884 --> 00:45:07.474


not going to.00:45:07.974 --> 00:45:09.914


But I want to play a game and it's00:45:10.016 --> 00:45:10.277


game.00:45:10.277 --> 00:45:11.583


Do you wanna play a00:45:11.724 --> 00:45:12.684


you want to play a game00:45:13.458 --> 00:45:15.628


Let's, let's play a game.00:45:16.373 --> 00:45:18.503


it's called what's that Pokemon?00:45:24.494 --> 00:45:25.474


What's that?00:45:25.534 --> 00:45:27.003


Pokemon!00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:28.438


that Pokemon?00:45:28.543 --> 00:45:30.974


Da da da! I wanna be the00:45:31.284 --> 00:45:33.623


the very best like No00:45:34.199 --> 00:45:36.853


one ever was as00:45:37.250 --> 00:45:40.833


dear friends, to train them is my goal.00:45:41.063 --> 00:45:41.164


was.00:45:41.280 --> 00:45:45.759


catch em all! Ha ha ha ha, yes master, I00:45:45.829 --> 00:45:46.588


she kept it going.00:45:46.809 --> 00:45:48.818


Gotta catch them all, master.00:45:50.668 --> 00:45:51.409


I've caught them00:45:51.498 --> 00:45:52.599


gotta catch em all.00:45:52.778 --> 00:45:53.579


gotta catch em all.00:45:53.579 --> 00:45:53.668


little00:45:53.798 --> 00:45:55.838


and this is my brother, Begor.00:45:56.059 --> 00:45:58.119


We're here for you, master.00:45:58.755 --> 00:46:01.786


So, we're training the podcast is 1, 000 Pokemon.00:46:01.865 --> 00:46:03.891


Where there are only 1, 000 Pokemon.00:46:04.090 --> 00:46:07.271


But the only one that matters is the one I'm thinking about.00:46:07.356 --> 00:46:09.496


Okay, oh00:46:09.561 --> 00:46:12.061


is y'all have to guess which Pokemon that I'm thinking00:46:12.286 --> 00:46:12.996


Do we get to00:46:13.130 --> 00:46:16.251


can ask this 10 questions in a yes or no format.00:46:17.210 --> 00:46:22.260


After the 10 questions, you have to guess which Pokemon I'm thinking of based on what information you gathered.00:46:23.070 --> 00:46:26.201


And because this is Pokemon, if you fail to do00:46:26.425 --> 00:46:27.646


we have to cut off our hands?00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:32.418


No,00:46:33.119 --> 00:46:34.389


That is a conflict of interest.00:46:35.208 --> 00:46:36.349


Like, we might not have one.00:46:36.349 --> 00:46:38.688


We sold our souls to Ken from Lured Up.00:46:38.978 --> 00:46:39.699


What's up, bruddy?00:46:40.608 --> 00:46:40.998


What's up?00:46:41.248 --> 00:46:42.039


What's up, daddy?00:46:42.208 --> 00:46:42.858


Daddy Ken?00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:43.588


All right.00:46:44.099 --> 00:46:44.969


Hannah, do you want to go first?00:46:44.969 --> 00:46:45.798


You want me to go first?00:46:45.954 --> 00:46:46.784


um00:46:54.150 --> 00:46:55.291


I got one if you don't have one.00:46:55.545 --> 00:46:56.416


Okay, go first.00:46:57.740 --> 00:46:59.181


many legs does the Pokemon have?00:46:59.181 --> 00:47:01.070


Oh, come on!00:47:01.346 --> 00:47:04.255


Yeah, getting ready to say I think it's yeah, I think it's yes or no00:47:11.094 --> 00:47:14.467


has more than two legs.00:47:15.076 --> 00:47:17.985


More than it has more than two legs.00:47:18.666 --> 00:47:19.456


So three or more.00:47:20.036 --> 00:47:21.085


I got three myself.00:47:28.472 --> 00:47:30.302


so it's a bipedal00:47:30.463 --> 00:47:30.902


Maybe.00:47:30.922 --> 00:47:32.643


There are Pokemon that have no legs, though.00:47:33.612 --> 00:47:35.373


Hannah, representation matters.00:47:35.382 --> 00:47:36.902


Some Pokemon don't have00:47:37.043 --> 00:47:38.373


And, and how dare you.00:47:38.373 --> 00:47:39.072


I would say walk a00:47:39.172 --> 00:47:39.413


That's00:47:40.242 --> 00:47:42.172


but they don't have shoes, and that would be wrong.00:47:43.132 --> 00:47:51.590


Okay question number two Can the Pokemon be male or female.00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:53.431


What the fuck does that mean?00:47:53.851 --> 00:47:54.780


Well, there's other00:47:55.260 --> 00:47:57.721


that's like 99 percent of the Pokemon!00:47:57.840 --> 00:47:58.610


it's not!00:47:59.030 --> 00:48:09.811


I mean, there's a bunch that are male only, and a bunch that are female only, and a bunch, some that have like no gender, but the vast majority of be male or female, you're, there's a way to word that that makes, that us out more,00:48:09.916 --> 00:48:12.936


So your question is can they be either00:48:21.266 --> 00:48:21.536


Right.00:48:21.657 --> 00:48:24.286


Okay, so let me word this differently then.00:48:24.646 --> 00:48:25.257


Um,00:48:30.061 --> 00:48:30.811


No, you already said00:48:30.896 --> 00:48:31.456


okay.00:48:39.842 --> 00:48:40.501


Yes.00:48:40.532 --> 00:48:42.601


the Pokemon can be male or female.00:48:42.996 --> 00:48:43.606


it down.00:48:44.052 --> 00:48:44.652


It's not00:48:44.737 --> 00:48:45.657


question number00:48:49.019 --> 00:48:50.320


Question number three.00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:51.679


Okay, okay, okay, okay.00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:56.079


I think, I think Hannah it would help if we tried to narrow down some of the types.00:48:56.969 --> 00:48:57.389


Okay.00:48:57.480 --> 00:48:59.860


that could actually cut out, I think, a lot of options00:49:00.130 --> 00:49:01.050


That's a good idea.00:49:02.311 --> 00:49:07.567


Pokemon in question have More than one type.00:49:16.217 --> 00:49:21.458


It does not have more than one00:49:21.637 --> 00:49:22.887


So it's, so, okay.00:49:22.887 --> 00:49:26.117


So we can mark off things like Charizard and stuff like that.00:49:26.708 --> 00:49:28.688


Because it's only got one type.00:49:29.688 --> 00:49:30.378


Great.00:49:35.842 --> 00:49:36.398


four00:49:36.398 --> 00:49:37.478


number four.00:49:39.088 --> 00:49:44.969


So, then, Brett, we need to So, it's one type.00:49:45.532 --> 00:49:46.192


Right.00:49:46.512 --> 00:49:49.012


I got, I got my next question already lined up.00:49:49.202 --> 00:49:49.782


Pew pew!00:49:50.873 --> 00:49:53.353


Is it a dark type Pokemon?00:49:53.552 --> 00:49:55.143


Very specific, Hannah.00:49:55.342 --> 00:49:56.583


Very specific.00:50:20.684 --> 00:50:24.474


Well, there's only 30 more types to go.00:50:24.505 --> 00:50:24.925


Uh.00:50:24.925 --> 00:50:25.039


Hannah.00:50:28.494 --> 00:50:29.994


So, my question00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:31.019


And the shadows are up.00:50:31.724 --> 00:50:38.494


is, does this Pokémon have two or more evolution stages?00:50:47.742 --> 00:50:48.382


Two or more.00:50:57.943 --> 00:51:02.643


So that means it goes from the base form, and then it can go to the poppy form.00:51:02.748 --> 00:51:04.617


Or it may not even have a base.00:51:05.108 --> 00:51:05.748


May not even00:51:05.967 --> 00:51:08.878


Oh yeah, it could, it could, it could just have not have an evolution as00:51:11.141 --> 00:51:13.431


Is this a legendary Pokemon?00:51:31.893 --> 00:51:33.702


Brett's a lot more technical than I am.00:51:39.527 --> 00:51:41.967


I'm I'm I'm running as the wells running dry.00:51:41.967 --> 00:51:42.347


Thank God.00:51:42.347 --> 00:51:44.987


He didn't say we had 10 each cause there's no way I could have00:51:45.242 --> 00:51:45.932


Oh, I know.00:51:46.108 --> 00:51:53.579


it's hard enough just to get to think of any more, is the Pokemon.00:51:57.240 --> 00:52:09.371


Is the Pokemon from, I'm trying to think of how to word this, Is this Pokemon from the newer generation of Pokemon games on the Switch?00:52:18.827 --> 00:52:19.536


That's my question.00:52:33.949 --> 00:52:34.550


knew he was gonna do that.00:52:34.559 --> 00:52:42.179


I, I, I knew he was feeding us those was gonna say, It is dot, dot, dot, not go fuck yourself.00:52:43.289 --> 00:52:51.539


Okay, so that means it's in, it's from the like, original ish games on, Your old Game Boy Color hanging out,00:52:52.414 --> 00:52:52.914


Okay.00:53:01.889 --> 00:53:09.432


I I got fucking nothing! I got nothing! I got nothing! Oh my god.00:53:09.907 --> 00:53:11.847


And so far, nobody's failed this yet.00:53:18.849 --> 00:53:20.579


Nobody's failed this game yet?00:53:21.233 --> 00:53:21.583


Uh uh.00:53:21.588 --> 00:53:23.579


We're f We suck.00:53:23.668 --> 00:53:25.429


We suck so bad.00:53:26.298 --> 00:53:28.429


I'm Googling Pokemon with no legs.00:53:28.449 --> 00:53:29.409


Heheheheh.00:53:30.373 --> 00:53:30.748


ha ha00:53:30.844 --> 00:53:33.474


So I'm, I'm just gonna throw this.00:53:34.393 --> 00:53:37.313


Is this part of the Kanto region?00:53:38.304 --> 00:53:39.893


Very specific.00:53:58.516 --> 00:54:00.487


Okay, that narrows out one.00:54:00.677 --> 00:54:04.896


Like, if you, if it was from Kanto, then that would have been a jackpot question,00:54:05.001 --> 00:54:05.601


Oh, I know.00:54:05.601 --> 00:54:06.681


I took a shot00:54:06.797 --> 00:54:15.137


yeah, I applaud it, but because it's not from Kanto, that means we just have like six more games we gotta try figure this out.00:54:15.367 --> 00:54:15.947


Alright, my last00:54:16.081 --> 00:54:16.831


question,00:54:17.206 --> 00:54:18.427


yeah, I'm just gonna ask.00:54:19.217 --> 00:54:23.447


Is the Pokemon fire, water, or grass?00:54:23.447 --> 00:54:23.487


Thanks.00:54:33.114 --> 00:54:37.594


Is the Pokemon I'm thinking of either a fire, water, or grass00:54:37.670 --> 00:54:38.130


Yes.00:54:38.409 --> 00:54:39.219


Like the starters.00:54:42.934 --> 00:54:43.744


It is00:54:44.690 --> 00:54:49.159


So it's fire, water, or gra You bastard! bastard!00:54:49.204 --> 00:54:50.215


water type.00:54:50.842 --> 00:54:53.293


So it's not fire, water, grass, or dark.00:54:53.503 --> 00:54:55.463


It has less than three legs.00:54:55.472 --> 00:55:00.902


It's not from Kanto, Sword, Shield, Scarlet, Violet, whatever that other game was.00:55:01.333 --> 00:55:07.083


Um, and uh, yeah, we're boned.00:55:07.277 --> 00:55:10.108


So Brett, we're saying it's not a starter Pokemon.00:55:10.313 --> 00:55:11.092


It can't be.00:55:11.818 --> 00:55:12.248


Okay.00:55:12.373 --> 00:55:17.822


Just because it's not fire, water, or grass, so it can't be that.00:55:17.902 --> 00:55:20.643


a sacrifice after dark, right?00:55:20.663 --> 00:55:22.222


You've got one more question00:55:22.233 --> 00:55:22.353


oh.00:55:22.353 --> 00:55:22.893


We do.00:55:22.893 --> 00:55:24.512


Oh, I thought we were, I thought that was our last one.00:55:38.509 --> 00:55:39.679


It's off to Gracie.00:55:40.298 --> 00:55:42.119


Can she ask the right question?00:55:43.320 --> 00:55:43.789


Okay.00:55:45.579 --> 00:55:47.550


I don't know what you want me to ask.00:55:47.550 --> 00:55:48.382


I'm so nervous.00:55:48.382 --> 00:55:49.489


You want me to?00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:57.521


I mean, I mean, let's be honest, you could just like whittle it down and just ask if it's like another type or, yeah, that's all I got.00:55:58.115 --> 00:56:00.556


Or you could ask if it has no legs or two legs.00:56:01.545 --> 00:56:03.655


Because there's no shot it only has one leg, right?00:56:03.695 --> 00:56:07.226


I'm sure there's a Pokemon that has only got one leg that I can't think of.00:56:07.246 --> 00:56:10.545


Like, even Hoothoot has two legs, he's just only showing one at a time.00:56:12.170 --> 00:56:12.690


Okay.00:56:12.735 --> 00:56:13.056


Hoothoot?00:56:13.525 --> 00:56:14.396


No, that's not the question.00:56:14.585 --> 00:56:15.746


That's not the question, don't answer that.00:56:19.331 --> 00:56:19.880


Okay.00:56:19.951 --> 00:56:24.570


Um, let's see.00:56:24.661 --> 00:56:27.451


Not a dirt, not a grass, can't do, no.00:56:27.525 --> 00:56:28.476


not legendary.00:56:34.867 --> 00:56:38.427


And we will reveal the answer after these messages next week.00:56:39.038 --> 00:56:40.668


See you then, trainers.00:56:43.753 --> 00:56:45.483


Will our heroes be able to figure out the00:56:45.728 --> 00:56:46.998


Heroes is generous.00:56:47.282 --> 00:56:48.371


I don't know what else to call you guys.00:56:49.061 --> 00:56:50.681


Will our degenerates figure out00:56:50.766 --> 00:56:53.396


more like the venom of the Pokemon podcast world.00:56:54.186 --> 00:56:56.947


We say naughty words people out.00:56:57.391 --> 00:56:57.891


Okay.00:56:57.992 --> 00:56:58.581


Um,00:56:59.137 --> 00:57:00.416


Nobody's picked up on that.00:57:00.431 --> 00:57:03.572


I don't know if I'm going to ask a region or if I want to ask a type.00:57:04.021 --> 00:57:05.552


Brett, should I ask a type?00:57:06.067 --> 00:57:07.996


I, do the type, yeah.00:57:08.306 --> 00:57:11.847


the type, because if you nail it, then, then that can help tremendously.00:57:12.371 --> 00:57:12.942


Okay.00:57:13.661 --> 00:57:15.742


Is it a rock type Pokemon?00:57:24.440 --> 00:57:26.481


Is the Pokemon I'm thinking of00:57:26.746 --> 00:57:30.076


Rock type Pokémon are from Kanto, so this can't be00:57:30.367 --> 00:57:30.666


Are you,00:57:37.724 --> 00:57:38.393


Yeah, not,00:57:38.659 --> 00:57:39.708


are you being serious00:57:39.724 --> 00:57:41.534


done that to us like eight times, not.00:57:41.773 --> 00:57:43.123


I knew as soon as he said it, it is.00:57:43.293 --> 00:57:53.581


We haven't gotten a single question right, Hannah! It's always a long pause and then NELP! I know what my guess I got, I I just pick it00:57:53.695 --> 00:57:55.166


Well, you only get one guess between each00:57:55.181 --> 00:57:57.951


That's fine, I, I, can I go ahead and guess?00:57:58.675 --> 00:58:00.835


It's Misdreavus.00:58:01.420 --> 00:58:02.349


I'll agree with Brett.00:58:04.945 --> 00:58:09.284


All of that research, she's looking at her phone, and she's like, fuck it.00:58:10.105 --> 00:58:13.155


Brett's about as close as either of us will be.00:58:14.105 --> 00:58:15.824


Why Misdreavus out of curiosity?00:58:15.835 --> 00:58:19.235


it's the first thing I saw that had less than two, less than three legs.00:58:19.664 --> 00:58:21.275


Uh, it's not any of the types.00:58:21.335 --> 00:58:22.445


It's not from Kanto.00:58:22.755 --> 00:58:23.865


it's not legendary.00:58:24.206 --> 00:58:25.065


And it's Halloween.00:58:25.516 --> 00:58:26.215


Spooky season.00:58:27.155 --> 00:58:28.405


Mmm,00:58:28.576 --> 00:58:29.155


or female.00:58:29.755 --> 00:58:31.436


that would be crazy00:58:31.476 --> 00:58:35.226


would be crazy if we roundabout somehow magically guessed.00:58:35.266 --> 00:58:38.795


I will, I will throw my headset through the window.00:58:39.876 --> 00:58:44.166


I will gronk spike it into the ground into a thousand pieces if I'm correct.00:58:44.846 --> 00:58:46.715


And if I'm wrong, I'll kill myself.00:58:47.365 --> 00:58:49.666


So you choose next words wisely, sir.00:58:49.994 --> 00:58:51.414


Do you act like I have skin in this game?00:58:52.829 --> 00:58:57.367


He put this episode on the dark web, Pokemon fan, kill self,00:58:59.623 --> 00:59:00.862


That would be the title of the episode maybe00:59:01.148 --> 00:59:04.168


and captions, what else is new?00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:06.050


So the guess is Misdreavus.00:59:06.780 --> 00:59:07.300


that right?00:59:07.585 --> 00:59:08.175


correct.00:59:08.684 --> 00:59:13.614


Hannah could cast a wider net for us by guessing a second Pokemon, but she also chose Misdreavus.00:59:15.125 --> 00:59:16.625


She's doubling down on failure.00:59:17.539 --> 00:59:18.438


The answer,00:59:18.748 --> 00:59:21.548


I'm gonna be really upset if it's not Snowman Dairumaka.00:59:22.539 --> 00:59:23.798


It was Meow Stick.00:59:24.179 --> 00:59:27.108


Oh, one favorite Pokemon of all time.00:59:28.018 --> 00:59:28.438


Yep.00:59:28.989 --> 00:59:30.458


And I know Hannah Lights cats.00:59:30.653 --> 00:59:31.103


Yep.00:59:31.659 --> 00:59:33.389


my favorite Pokemon of all time,00:59:33.974 --> 00:59:36.195


I should have asked if it was a psychic Pokemon.00:59:38.635 --> 00:59:42.315


no! I can feel him sucking soul out right now!00:59:42.474 --> 00:59:46.125


now y'all both get banished to the void00:59:46.224 --> 00:59:47.804


was sucking our souls, Hannah.00:59:48.724 --> 00:59:49.875


He's sucking it so good!00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:57.349


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