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In this episode of Chatting With Candice, Candice Horbacz, Scary Gary and Gerard Michaels cover everything from pop culture trends to serious societal issues, blending humor and sharp commentary. They begin with the trend of men wearing pearl necklaces, then dive into topics like Harry Styles, fan fiction, and violence in Chicago. The conversation also touches on gun laws, media portrayal of crime, and personal anecdotes involving crime in Austin, including a rumored serial killer. With a mix of dark humor, irreverent jokes, and political commentary, they explore topics like sexual health, divorce, and the financial toll of alimony, making for an entertaining and thought-provoking episode. Follow Candice Horbacz on socials: link.me/candicehorbacz Support The Podcast on Patreon: http://patreon.com/candicehorbacz Follow Gerard Michaels on socials - Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gerarddgaf/ - Follow on X: https://x.com/GerardDGAF - Follow on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gerardmichaels/ - Check out Gerard’s podcast: www.youtube.com/@GerardMichaels Follow Gary Faust on socials: - Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.scary.gary/ - Follow on X: https://x.com/garyrfaust - Checkout Gary's YouTube: www.youtube.com/@UCiZGzwjVlQY7uXC00PewQ-g - Check out YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DrinkinBrosPodcast
0 (0s): Full penetration, man. On man. 1 (5s): We just for a second though. Like, we don't see boobs like this much anymore. 0 (9s): I thought you were asking who doesn't love tits? The gays. 1 (11s): The gays don't love tits. 2 (13s): I've had more gay guys touch my boobs than straight guys. Probably. That's a lot of 1 (16s): Guys going still think I'm gay. 0 (19s): Next time I go to Atlanta, we're gonna go to these underground titty fights. Really. One's in a folding chair and one's standing up. They're topless and they slap each other in the face with their tits. 1 (27s): Oh my God. 0 (28s): That that's good. Yeah, they're getting, they're getting bopped around, bro. 1 (30s): Would you feel like you knew if somebody was a murderer? You've been around enough people. Do you feel like, you know, it 0 (35s): Made me paranoid. 2 (36s): I hired these new cleaning people. It was a guy and a girl, and I catch this weird argument on my ring camera. Turns out he had murdered that lady, stabbed her to death, rolled her up in a carpet, left her there, took her keys, her car came to my house as an alibi. And then 1 (1m 3s): Guys are wearing like tight pearl necklaces. No, I wanna hate it, but I That's John Peterson. I kind of don't hate it, man. Yeah, it's like very Nashville. Fuck boy. There's like a whole 2 (1m 14s): Do you have a picture? 1 (1m 16s): Yeah, there's like a, there's a whole like MGK style bro. There's a whole like fucking new genre of like retro country. Fuck boy Chic. Its fucking gay. It's fucking gay, dude. It's 0 (1m 29s): Fucking gay. Yeah. 2 (1m 30s): Some guys look good Femme though. Like, I don't particularly like a feminine man, but some guys like that. Harry Styles. You think he pulls it off? He's, 1 (1m 37s): They're trying to be like, he might be, they're trying to be like masculine with feminine, like fucking, 2 (1m 42s): There's a lot of fan fiction with Harry Styles. You know what fan fiction is? So women like are super into erotica, but then they really want, like, ones that are really into it, they'll find real celebrities or they'll take trilogies like Harry Potter or the Lord of the Rings, and they'll take the main characters and make them have a homoerotic love story. So they 0 (2m 2s): Just make 2 (2m 2s): 'em gay. They make 'em super gay. So like Harry Potter and what's his name? Mal Malfoy Mouth. Floyd. Mouth Foy. Foy Malfoy. They've done Sam Wise Gaji and 1 (2m 14s): Well, they were just gay though. 2 (2m 16s): Yeah, but they just get really specific. And then Harry Styles and like the one direction dude 1 (2m 20s): Start butt fucking, 2 (2m 22s): It is soup. It's got a really big community. 1 (2m 24s): Commit to the sea. 2 (2m 26s): Commit. It's weird. I was, I don't 1 (2m 28s): Believe your character. It's 2 (2m 29s): Hard. Some women are super into the gay stuff. I don't personally like it. I recently started getting into the, I'm not into the erotica stuff. And you'd be surprised at how much gay content is in women erotica if you 0 (2m 41s): Erotic. Well you guys watch lesbian pornography. Yeah. So I imagine women and to some degree are enjoying 1 (2m 46s): Whatever do you need? I like watching 2 (2m 51s): That's illegal in this state. I like 0 (2m 52s): Watching full penetration, man on man. 1 (2m 56s): It's one of my favorite things to ever happen during the whole, like when the Tiger King was a thing for 11 minutes and he, he, his whole thing was like, well, you watch porn, don't you? Do you like him when the men have a little Dangal Lang or a bigg Dangal Lang. Well, you're gay. I was like, I like sitting here going, 2 (3m 15s): No, 0 (3m 15s): No. I just wish I had a big dick. I, dude, you know what? I'm trying to get him outta jail right now. 1 (3m 19s): No, for real. 0 (3m 20s): Yeah, we had, we interviewed him from prison on the pot. But that 1 (3m 22s): Bitch car Baskins fucking staying in the way or, 0 (3m 25s): Well, I don't know if she has much to do with it. More so that just the FBI is super corrupt and they just stacked a bunch of charges on him. 1 (3m 31s): So 2 (3m 32s): He's in for murder or, or what is he in for 0 (3m 34s): Murder, for hire. But really what they really did to him was just stack a bunch of animal charges on 'em. That, that you, they don't have the, the agency to be able to levy those kind of charges on people. 1 (3m 46s): They did the mafia thing on 'em where fucking 0 (3m 48s): The, the, what do you call that? 1 (3m 49s): There's 50 fucking charges. 0 (3m 51s): It's up the Rico thing. Yeah. Is that was 1 (3m 54s): They didn't Rico 'em, but they, what they do is like, you, 0 (3m 56s): It's, it's similar. 1 (3m 57s): You're right. It's called stacking charges. And it's like, all right, well you beat the murder case. Congrats Al Capone, but we convicted you for your taxes. So 20 years. It's like, whoa. Everybody gets a year in jail for taxes, right? Oh no, it's up to 20. Yeah. Yeah. 0 (4m 12s): You know what's crazy about, I got a funny Al Capone story. Al Capone threw the mayor of Chicago down the stairs at city hall in the twenties in front of the police commissioner. And he actually had handpicked that mayor, I believe. But it's just one of those things that's an interesting story. And a lot of people know, 1 (4m 28s): No camera phones back then. People just living there lives, man. 0 (4m 30s): Just living in the moment, dude. 1 (4m 32s): Just stay in the moment. Just dude's being dudes. 0 (4m 34s): We just got back from Chicago for street Gonzo and that city is weird. Okay. All the fucking white people there suck. And all the black people are super cool. That was my experience because the white people there were, well, I guess I should preface it with, we were asking people, is Chicago really that dangerous? Yeah. And all the white people were like, well no, it's actually nice. And I would ask people about the south side and they're like, yeah, yeah. Support the south side. It's great. Yeah. You know, they were scared. They're like scared of either the gangs, which I, I don't know if the gangs really give a shit, but I think more so they're scared of looking like racist or something. 'cause the south side's black. 1 (5m 8s): Well, that's the thing. That's where the thing, you know what I what That's where the whole Jesse Smollett thing, nobody that had ever even been to Chicago for a day was like, so there was Republican white guys hanging out 2 (5m 19s): And 17 feet of snow 0 (5m 21s): With a noose. 1 (5m 22s): Three o'clock in the morning, gimme a 2 (5m 23s): Subway was open. 1 (5m 25s): Every white person that still lives in Chicago after the last 20 years of politics is so cued. There's just no way that anybody's like, oh, I'm gonna find me a black guy. Like in 0 (5m 34s): What world? Bunch of pussies and liberal white women, which is, for those of you that don't know those, that's the worst demographic of person on the planet. Seriously. We interviewed this lady and I was just, all I asked was, Hey, we're from Texas. We're asking people in Chicago if it's really that dangerous. And she immediately was like, that's what Republicans say. Chirac is what Republicans say. Started poking me in the chest 1 (5m 57s): And Spike Lee made a movie 0 (5m 58s): Literally called Shirack. And the term was actually coined by a rapper in 2009, 2010. I, I forgot what his name was. Chief Keith? No, actually he wasn't the one that coined it, but he did kind of create drill music. But regardless, I hope that that lady gets fucking beat up on public transit and thrown into the street. 'cause she's a piece of shit. 1 (6m 14s): Chances are she will. Yeah. These white liberal ladies out in Brooklyn, they gotta keep their head on a swivel nowadays, 0 (6m 19s): Man. She was, she was like, yeah, well I just put my headphones in and I just mind my own business. You okay? Yeah. Put your headphones in in Chicago. You're gonna get terrify, punched, terrify 2 (6m 27s): In 0 (6m 27s): The back of a fucking head. You dumb bitch. That's 2 (6m 29s): So scary. 0 (6m 30s): It's a soft spot for me. It pissed me off. We were just editing it and 2 (6m 33s): Then it's like, how do you, 0 (6m 34s): 10 your spot for me. 2 (6m 35s): How do you think that you are helping anyone too by lying about it instead of acknowledging the violence. You can't. Exactly. That's step one is just acknowledging the issue. 1 (6m 44s): They can't, they can't though because they've been wrong about so much. I mean, these are people that genuinely, and I genuinely believe this would've much rather we died than for them to actually have to admit that they were wrong. Yeah. About supporting the, the, the policies that they supported over the last 0 (7m 1s): Four years. It's fucking crazy. And and to the, to contrast that the, all the black people we talked to were like, fuck yeah. South side's dangerous. Yeah. And we were talking to people about gun laws and shit like that. And, and this one guy's like, I am gonna buy a gun. Somebody stole my catalytic converter and I'm, I'm gonna buy a gun so that I can be safe and yada yada. And I was like, well, what do you think about gun laws? It's hard to get a gun. Right? And he's like, yeah, it's fucking impossible. I'm like, so gun laws are only hurting law abiding citizens. And he's like, duh. Yeah. Huh. So I said, so they, they don't do anything. And he was, oh yeah, 2 (7m 34s): Look at the numbers. Yes, you're right. Yeah. It's 0 (7m 35s): Obviously, I was like, how do you, how do you not, have you not thought about this at all? 1 (7m 38s): I I don't even take 'em seriously anymore, Gary, when they'd go on their gun stuff, I'm sitting here going like, yeah, no, you're right. We should make murder illegal. 2 (7m 46s): Well he, 0 (7m 47s): He, he was being authentic. I think he was just drunk. But you know, it's, it's 2 (7m 51s): So you can't carry, like there's no open carrier or CC in Chicago. It's 0 (7m 55s): Very difficult from what I understand, to get accepted to get a, a concealed carry. It's not like in Texas where you can just have a gun. Only 2 (8m 2s): State constitutional carry. Only 1 (8m 3s): The state cops. I believe the only people that can conceal carry in Chicago are employees of the state. 2 (8m 12s): That's just so wild. I 0 (8m 15s): For the city of Chicago, not the whole state of Illinois. 1 (8m 18s): No, but JB Pritzker is the governor. So it could be, if only we had a producer that could verify this information 2 (8m 25s): Back to the pearls. I don't like that at all. 1 (8m 27s): You don't like that at 2 (8m 28s): All? I don't like that at all. 1 (8m 30s): There's a guy named JB Copeland that's not the look, look up JB Copeland. And this is like this whole kind of retro cowboy, hipster metrosexual like thing that's going on. 0 (8m 46s): What I think you're talking about is the urban cowboy look. Right? Is that what this is? I mean I think that's what 1 (8m 51s): It's Yeah, things change. Nope. 2 (8m 54s): I kind of dig the white trash look though and maybe to the left. Yep. Think maybe that's just, that's, you know, I wasn't loved as a child, but 1 (9m 2s): Is this white trash look? Is this 2 (9m 3s): Oh yeah, for sure. That's, you think that's 1 (9m 4s): White trash? I think so. I 0 (9m 5s): Don't know if that's white 2 (9m 5s): Trash. Really? I do. White 0 (9m 7s): Trash is you're shopping at Walmart. It's like 2 (9m 9s): White trash with but with money. Like, cause playing white trash rich white trash. Yeah. That's 1 (9m 13s): What it's, it's like 0 (9m 14s): Cos playing white trash. 1 (9m 15s): That's exactly what it's, it's No, you're right. It's like, 2 (9m 18s): Or LARPing Yeah. Is 0 (9m 20s): Trailer. You know what, you know what it is? It's the, it's the, it's the phenomenon of the culture vulture. How for all these years, all these, you know, suburban white kids have been stealing black rap culture and like hip hop culture and ghetto culture now country's pop. And now they're like, oh, we've stolen enough from all these black people. Let's go and appropriate white trash culture because that's our own skin color. And it's more acceptable in society. 1 (9m 45s): Maybe it's acceptable. Or maybe that's just like where the aesthetic has gone. Like now it appears like, like hip hop has lost its kind of footing in American pop culture and it seems to be country is starting to become that. You start seeing sha boozy and these are the summer songs and stuff like that. So like this, this is just the new thing I guess. I don't know dude, as I sit here with a cord eye fucking jacket. 2 (10m 10s): Jacket. Your suede suede jacket. 1 (10m 12s): My Yeah. This isn't quarter right at all. Do I even know what words are? No 0 (10m 15s): Dude. Do I look gay or 2 (10m 16s): Fabrics? 1 (10m 18s): Do you look, do 2 (10m 18s): You look gay? No. Why do you I can see, 1 (10m 20s): I can see you. I can see you 2 (10m 20s): Being good. I wasn't sure if you were gonna come shirtless or not. And I was like, it's either gonna be shirtless or really deep feet. So that's why I have all my boobs out right now. Yes, sure. Whatcha about? I gotta match the energy. 1 (10m 31s): Can we just for a second though, like, we don't see boobs like this much anymore. This, these are great boobs. Yeah. Gary, you ever seen boobs like this? Like al when you're out in the street, man? 2 (10m 42s): Well, no, I bought this and I thought it was much higher and I was like, the only place I can wear them. Wait, were you 0 (10m 47s): Wrong? 1 (10m 48s): I thought she's gonna be like, I bought these and I love them. 2 (10m 51s): No, the top. And I was like, I can only wear this on a podcast because I am. I can't do, they're 1 (10m 57s): Real. They're spectacular. I love tits 0 (10m 59s): And 1 (10m 60s): Ass. Who does it man? 0 (11m 2s): Gays. 1 (11m 3s): Well that's just not true. They love ass. 0 (11m 5s): No, they, they they love. Oh, I thought you were asking who doesn't love tits? The gays. 1 (11m 9s): The gays don't love tits. I don't think 2 (11m 11s): So. They do not sexually though. Gay guys. I've had more gay guys touch my boobs than straight guys probably. 0 (11m 16s): Well 'cause it's not sexual assault. 1 (11m 18s): They're just a lot of guys going, this bitch still thinks I'm gay. 0 (11m 22s): Hey by the way, I'm gay. 1 (11m 24s): Okay too. Oh 2 (11m 26s): Dude. 1 (11m 27s): Like Chuck Shake our gay hands across the 2 (11m 28s): Bulls like Chuck, Chuck and Larry. Do you remember that movie? Oh yeah. They were at the gay and the Jessica Beal's getting undressed and all. Yeah. Super recent. What 1 (11m 36s): A fucking guy. 2 (11m 37s): Jessica 1 (11m 38s): Beale. What? You converted me. Oh no. Now I'm straight. I just couldn't resist you. So Gary, man. Yeah. Tell the people what makes you so scary. 0 (11m 50s): I'm just fucking outta my mind. That's a nickname I've gotten from different friend groups for the past probably 15 years. Just not connected. I just keep getting that nickname. I think it's mostly 'cause it rhymes and I'm outta my fucking mind. Simple as that. 1 (12m 3s): Yeah. What's the elevator pitch? Why should people watch Scary? Gary Go 0 (12m 6s): The, the 2 (12m 7s): Show Street Gonzo. Yeah, my show. 0 (12m 8s): Hey, I have a show called Street Gonzo Friday, five PMs drinking Bros. Watch it. So this is what happened. We go all over the place. We cover stories, events, we go to cities, it's man on the street combined with Gonzo journalism like what Hunter s Thompson did, where you kind of live the story, you figure it out as you go. It's subjective. It's through the eyes of me and Joel, my producer. It's really more so through his eyes actually. It's like he's following me around. You get to just follow me around while we just go do whatever, you know, whether it be interviewing people about politics or going to Chicago and asking people if it's actually that dangerous. And then white women telling you that you're like a piece of shit or whatever. So it's good stuff. 0 (12m 49s): And it's like a vlog with man on the street. Peppered in it. Dude. It's like, it's like a, it's like a fucking, you're in the cockpit of a jet, like a, like a Boeing 7 47 and it's going down and there's a fire in the 1 (13m 5s): Back. Plus it's Boeing. Yeah. There's terror. 0 (13m 6s): Yeah, exactly. And you just, you gotta pilot it safely into the ocean. But somebody's holding a gun to your head and you don't know how to fly a plane. That's what it feels like. It's outta control. We don't really prepare very much. I'm fucking wildly bipolar and addicted to speed. So what I mean, I think sells itself, you know? 1 (13m 22s): Yeah. If you wanna watch a it, it's, it's, it's a nonstop action showcase. It's a lot of fun. Gary gone wild out here in the streets. Yeah. You know the, the the, the hawk to a phenomenon I imagine is making it, everybody wants to come up to you and, and and have a conversation. Yes. 0 (13m 40s): Oh my god, dude, you put the light on the camera and it's, it's, what do you call that? Flea fleas 2 (13m 44s): To a lighter or moths to a flame. Yeah. 1 (13m 46s): Yeah. That one f flees fleas to Where'd you grow up? 0 (13m 48s): Mo to a flame. Dayton, Ohio, actually 1 (13m 51s): Big heroin 0 (13m 52s): Down 1 (13m 52s): Flees to a trailer, 0 (13m 53s): Fleas to a trailer, 1 (13m 54s): Fleas 0 (13m 55s): To shit. That's what it really is. But yeah, it's cool man. I like what we're doing. It's the first thing that I've done that's stuck, if that makes sense. I've been doing man on the street ship forever. I've been doing podcasts forever and it finally, the sauce is going, you know what I mean? Yeah. 1 (14m 10s): Sauce 0 (14m 11s): Is the boss. 1 (14m 12s): The sauce is the boss. 2 (14m 14s): So speaking of sauce, I heard a rumor that said you are immune to chlamydia. Yeah. How does one first find out that they're immune? Wait, 1 (14m 23s): Wait, wait, wait, wait. What was that one more time? He's 2 (14m 25s): Immune to chlamydia. 0 (14m 27s): I swear to God. 1 (14m 29s): People 0 (14m 30s): Think it's like a fucking bit. I don't do bits. As I told you guys before we started recording, the only rule of my show, and really what I do in general is I try as hard as I can. No fake. Nothing fake. We do it all real. And the way I found out I was immune to chlamydia was by having sex with a woman who had chlamydia. And I didn't get chlamydia, 2 (14m 49s): But it had the only ones. 0 (14m 51s): Well, I probably happened like hundreds of times. But I imagine that that's a pretty good litmus test. Is 1 (14m 56s): Is it 2 (14m 56s): Possible? Oh no. 'cause it's a lot harder for a girl to give something to a guy generally. 0 (15m 3s): Well, I got checked the other day, I didn't have an std. 1 (15m 5s): Is it possible you've just had so much chlamydia that your body's like immunized? No, that's what I'm saying. 0 (15m 12s): I've gotten it like six times. 1 (15m 13s): Inoculated, you've gotten it like six times. 0 (15m 16s): Somewhere between three and six 1 (15m 18s): Probably. So then you're def So now you think you've, you've developed an immunity to chlamydia. Yeah. And 0 (15m 23s): If you look it up, Delco, 1 (15m 25s): Find it developed a chla, bro, you should have your blood donated and checked by science. There's a lot of money. 2 (15m 32s): Turn it into a pill. 0 (15m 33s): You can just look up if you can develop a natural immunity. I'm not saying I'm a hundred percent immune. I've developed an immunity to it. Yeah, you've got a strong immune system. 2 (15m 43s): Indestructible. 0 (15m 44s): Yeah. 1 (15m 45s): How do you think you do against the other ones? 0 (15m 49s): I mean, I haven't gotten anything in years, 1 (15m 50s): Bro. You might be just immune 2 (15m 53s): The zombie 1 (15m 53s): To sexually transmitted the disease. 2 (15m 54s): It's like the zombie movies and there's one person that's the main character like the last of us. And you're the little girl and the last of us that they're trying to save for humanity. Gary, Google 0 (16m 3s): Says, 1 (16m 4s): No, I, we don't believe the fake news Google mainstream media. That's all 2 (16m 10s): You gotta ask Ron. 1 (16m 10s): That's all big chlamydia. 0 (16m 13s): Big chlamydia's gonna come after me. Yeah. No, I I'm actually serious though. There's no way that I've, I don't wear condoms. There's no way I've had sex with this many women as I had without getting something sense. 1 (16m 23s): And I respect that man. Because then you're not really having sex with the person you're having sex with the cop. Yeah. 0 (16m 27s): You know, I can't even keep my dick over with a condom on. Yeah, 2 (16m 30s): I think that's in your head. Sure. I mean, it's in the head. Yeah, for for sure. For most men, condoms 1 (16m 34s): Kind, gross man committee, why would he, why would he wear a coat? 2 (16m 37s): Well, I'm, well listen, I advocate for being safe, but I think that you can do a lot of things to like help a guy if he's struggling and like make the condom hot. You know what I mean? 0 (16m 51s): I don't it. No, 2 (16m 51s): No. Like you just incorporate No, you incorporate more oral while you're doing it. And with a condom on ye no before and then after. And first 0 (16m 59s): Of all, the only time you ever get a blowjob with a condom on is a prostitute and 2 (17m 4s): Or some pornos that 0 (17m 5s): Actually kind of does work. I think 1 (17m 8s): So what, what's the line, man? I mean, you're clearly, if a girl's like I got chlamydia, you're like not a deal breaker. What would be a deal breaker for you? 0 (17m 21s): That's a good 1 (17m 21s): Question. That's a deal breaker. 0 (17m 24s): I guess a deal breaker would be, well if they're, 1 (17m 27s): Well, let's not think about it. Let's just go, here we go. Ready? Fucking let's rapid fire. First thing comes to your mind. 2 (17m 32s): Okay, that's a good 1 (17m 33s): Syphilis. Yes or no? 0 (17m 35s): Well, no, I'm not gonna have sex with somebody that has syphilis, 1 (17m 38s): Gangrene. 0 (17m 39s): Is that contagious through sex? 1 (17m 41s): I don't know. No 2 (17m 41s): It's not. 0 (17m 42s): No. Then yeah, I'm down. It's 2 (17m 43s): Like, you're like saying diabetes. 1 (17m 45s): Diabetes. Sure. Leukemia. Yes. 0 (17m 48s): Charity work. 1 (17m 50s): Herpes. 0 (17m 51s): Yes. 1 (17m 52s): Nice, 0 (17m 53s): Nice. I'm not gonna discriminate. 1 (17m 55s): Well, it depends which, like, like any herpes or B herpes, right? Well, 0 (17m 58s): No. If they don't have an outbreak, you can have sex with somebody. 2 (17m 60s): Herpes actually does that really how that work? It actually, no. Nowadays if you're on medicine, it's actually undetectable. Just like HIV What? Impossible to So herpes came from impossible to detect government too or, or give to someone else. Really? 0 (18m 11s): Yeah. You know, also you, it's almost impossible to get HIV from a woman. It's primarily transferred through semen and blood. 1 (18m 19s): Mm. 0 (18m 20s): So you'd have to really fuck somebody hard, bad look 1 (18m 23s): For Magic Johnson. Yeah. 0 (18m 25s): Dude. Bad. Look, that's what I'm saying. Also, Charlie Sheen, they both probably got 1 (18m 29s): Fucked by you, Charlie. Well Charlie's whole apparently was. He was, he was straight when he was sober. And then he loved him some of the Trus when he got a little fucking buzz 0 (18m 37s): Going. You know what's crazy is meth and heroin both, I think turned people gay 2 (18m 42s): Because of the addiction, you think? Yeah. And they can't pay for it. Well that's how they're like, 0 (18m 49s): No, I just, I think that's not 1 (18m 50s): Capitalism towards 0 (18m 51s): People. Look at get stressed out dude. Huh? He's standing up hands on his head. Yeah. 1 (18m 55s): He is like, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0 (18m 56s): Thank God dude. All this misinformation. This is what, 2 (18m 58s): This is what happens when you invite Gerard on the show. What? I had all these notes. Get it. Okay, well 0 (19m 4s): No, you're fine. Hard reset. No, 2 (19m 6s): You're fine. It's taking a hard, it's taking a hard take tree before this. Oh my gosh. Well no, now that's I whatever is 1 (19m 13s): A, so is AIDS a deal breaker then if it's undetectable? Is that a deal 0 (19m 15s): Breaker? I don't think it 2 (19m 16s): Is. Well I was watching a thing. It's not a dealbreaker. This is gonna sound crazy if it's, if 0 (19m 18s): You can't, if it's, if people 2 (19m 19s): Undetectable and you can't transmit it, as long as you're on the medication aids is 0 (19m 23s): On the way out, 1 (19m 24s): You would normally fornicate with someone who was HIV positive. 2 (19m 28s): If it was showing up positive, that's not obviously a good idea. You no one should do that. But if it's not showing up, then they don't have it to give to you. It's interesting, there was this doctor that was doing a podcast and he was saying that it's actually in modern times, it's better to contract HIV now than it is to get diabetes. Because if you get diabetes, it automatically takes five to seven years off of your life. But because of medical advances, AIDS doesn't take, or HIV doesn't even turn into aids and it doesn't have any impact on longevity. I think 1 (19m 57s): What's very funny about that is that you looked at me when you were talking about diabetes. I'm, and you looked at him when you were talking about aids. 2 (20m 4s): You're just looking for things that are not there. Very, 0 (20m 8s): Because I look like I'm one of the fucking Who are the guys that did the what? 1 (20m 11s): What doctor said it was worse to have Well, well they, you are saying like diabetes, apparently the village 0 (20m 15s): Guys. 1 (20m 15s): I did see something all jokes aside where the village guys, I did see something where, that's 0 (20m 21s): Why she looked at me when she said, because I looked like one of the village people or village people. 2 (20m 24s): Yeah, yeah, 1 (20m 24s): Yeah. And with that mustache, she comes on, he is like, what did you think I was gay? No, no, Gary, nobody would the, I did see something where Alzheimer's and like dementia seem to be very closely linked to diabetes. 2 (20m 36s): It's called type three diabetes everywhere else in the world except for the us That's 0 (20m 40s): Right. And you know why that is? 2 (20m 40s): Because of big sugar. 0 (20m 42s): Our fucking food supply is complete poison. All of it. It's so bad, right? 1 (20m 47s): Wait, is that true? It's called type three diabetes. Yeah. Yeah. 2 (20m 49s): They're calling it type three diabetes. Except for here. And that is because of big agriculture and you know, everyone's like paying each other off big agriculture and then big pharma, 0 (20m 57s): Big pharmaceutical companies. Really all that shit's all linked together. B big tobacco back in the day. Mm. I mean they all work in conjunction, you know? Yeah. 1 (21m 5s): I've been on a rant about big pharma recently. I never really cared much. RFKs made a lot of that stuff. And then I started realizing like, there's no titties anymore, man. Like titties are gone. Titties are gone. Dude, the fuck Are you talking about the, I guess I'm not speaking into the market. Oh, because 2 (21m 21s): Of a he 1 (21m 22s): Titty. They're just, they're gone. Like when you walk around Austin, when you walk around town, like when we were younger, man, like there were boobs everywhere. Like lunch ladies had fucking 0 (21m 29s): Big old 1 (21m 29s): Boobs. There was breast 0 (21m 30s): Bill, 1 (21m 30s): Ex feeders. It was, everybody's worried about like milk missiles. Yeah. They were everywhere man. You know, there was that chick that everybody thought was like, you know, kind of chunky or something like that. You go to the pool party, it was just all fucking titty under there, bro. And they're all gone 0 (21m 42s): Now. They only people with gone tits are black women. It's 1 (21m 44s): Gone. 0 (21m 45s): They still got tits, black women, 1 (21m 46s): All of them. 0 (21m 47s): Yeah. When next time I go to Atlanta, we're gonna go to these underground titty fights. 1 (21m 51s): Really? 0 (21m 52s): Yeah. 1 (21m 53s): Is that, 0 (21m 54s): Would you like to hear more? I would, yes. 2 (21m 55s): Alright, let, 1 (21m 57s): Let 0 (21m 58s): Me let you know 1 (21m 58s): About it. Paint a picture, bud. So 0 (21m 60s): There's these underground titty fights in Atlanta. I saw footage. They're in quite literally a fight club esque location. Delco, 1 (22m 10s): Can you please 0 (22m 11s): Pull up? I have, I, no, 1 (22m 13s): It's 0 (22m 13s): Not it. You're not gonna find this on online. I have video of it on my phone. Really? I can, I can. Well show you Carrie. 1 (22m 20s): The first rule of underground t fight club. 2 (22m 22s): There we go. 0 (22m 24s): There it is. 2 (22m 25s): I thought this was a joke. 0 (22m 28s): So look, lemme tell you, so they, they put these people in under, they're, it's underground. It's like an underground party. You know, the, the cement walls, it's like in a basement, like, you know, but a big basement of a warehouse or something. And it's a, these black women generally sitting one's in a folding chair and one's standing up, they're topless and they slap each other in the face with their tits. Do I know how you win the fight? No, but I enjoyed watching it and I wanna find one like 2 (22m 52s): Ultimate 0 (22m 52s): Go there next time. 1 (22m 53s): If you don't dress up like Calvin fucking kandy for that event 0 (22m 57s): With the fake 1 (22m 58s): Tits, you are missing out on the greatest fucking clip of all time. Dude, 0 (23m 5s): That's a good idea. I ripped my fake tits. I gotta get 'em. I got Those are 2 (23m 11s): Expensive too. 0 (23m 12s): No, they were like 150 bucks. Oh really? Yeah, they weren't that, they weren't that expensive. I'm gonna get some black ones though for this. It's Atlanta, you know, black city. 1 (23m 18s): Walk up there with that long cigarette holding. Like, 0 (23m 22s): Hello? 1 (23m 23s): You 0 (23m 24s): Knew 1 (23m 24s): You had my curiosity. Now you have my 2 (23m 28s): Interest. Oh, there we go. Oh my. Oh my gosh. 0 (23m 31s): Yeah, that's the footage right there. 1 (23m 32s): Oh my god. 0 (23m 33s): That's, they're getting, they're getting bopped around. Wow. 2 (23m 36s): Ouch. 0 (23m 38s): Ouch. Are you not entertained? Dude, I'm a real journalist. This is what I do. I show people what the world really has to offer 1 (23m 45s): That would actually make slap fight take off. 0 (23m 49s): I'm, look, here's what I wanna do. Do you guys know Dana White by chance or somebody that we could get in touch with? Dana White. 1 (23m 53s): Yeah. Somebody needs, somebody needs to show page mantis dude. 2 (24m 0s): They have to, I wanna get 0 (24m 2s): Dana 2 (24m 2s): White on this. 0 (24m 3s): He could make a fucking entire, you know, championship out of this 1 (24m 8s): Bro. This is nuts. 2 (24m 9s): But then there would there be different categories for enhanced versus natural? Because the enhancements are harder. Yeah. Maybe 0 (24m 14s): Typically fake tits would be like harder using steroids. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That would be legal. But you're gonna have conferences like a cup B, cup C cup dup double DI don't know if you could really even have a, 2 (24m 25s): You couldn't have A or B. 0 (24m 26s): You could, you could definitely, 2 (24m 28s): I I qualify. Could be in 1 (24m 29s): The arena underground pillow fights with those cowboy pillows right there. Sweater pillows. Yeah. Clearly they don't have weight classes though, because that big it is putting it all on that little girl. 0 (24m 39s): Look, let me just put it this way. Black women are winning every single one of these. There's no way that they're not Yeah. They've got the fucking 1 (24m 47s): BGAs. We finally found a, a sport that a tru wouldn't be better than a woman. Good 0 (24m 50s): God, dude. That 2 (24m 51s): It's really aggressive. 0 (24m 53s): Yeah. I love it. 1 (24m 54s): There seems to be a strategy here. Like, you gotta tap out or are they trying to knock 'em out? Dang. That's 0 (24m 58s): What I'm saying. I don't know the rules. I haven't investigated it yet. 1 (25m 2s): Yeah, it, I I feel like she was like trying to make it look like it was her best ASEs, but I was she was shoulder busting that girl. Yeah. 0 (25m 9s): I I I was watching one of them. I did a deep dive. Naturally. Very curious because you 1 (25m 13s): Are a 0 (25m 14s): Journalist. Journalist, real journalist. And some of 'em I saw they're getting in there. They're almost getting not just shoulder, they're maybe getting a little elbow in there. Little action. I can imagine that real fights break out at these that get out of control. Oh yeah. And that's what I wanna see. 1 (25m 27s): It's so funny. Yeah, there's 0 (25m 29s): Some, so yeah, that's a thought. You guys would like that. 1 (25m 31s): Yeah. 2 (25m 32s): I mean, I didn't, I you welcome. Didn't know. Yeah, there's some dead, I don't dunno if I'm saying thank you yet, but I learned Don't mention that something anytime. So are there any new developments with the Rainy Street? Rainy Street Ripper? Is that what they're calling him? 0 (25m 47s): Yeah, that's what they're calling him. This is 2 (25m 48s): The, I was on the edge of my seat on the airplane ride. I watched it on the flight here and I knew people were watching. They're be like, what the hell is she watching in public? I thought you were gonna die a couple times. So what's weird 1 (25m 60s): About this? Wait, real quick, Gary, for people that don't know myself included, what is the Rainy street ripper? 0 (26m 4s): So allegedly, it's, there's a man or woman or potentially even a transgender that has been drugging and luring, drugging men at bars on rainy, luring them to the edge of the water at the end of Rainy Street and then killing them. And some are by, you know, there's some people, some of them have like blunt force trauma. Some of them have, you know, some of them were drowned, some of them were, one guy was shot. There's a couple of different methods of death. But they're all bodies being found at the lake, around the lake, in lake, et cetera. 1 (26m 37s): Lady Bird Lake. 0 (26m 38s): And people are, yeah. And people are saying that there's a serial killer or a ring of people doing this that could potentially be connected to the smiley face killings in St. Louis, Chicago. 2 (26m 47s): What are those? 0 (26m 48s): That's a whole other, 2 (26m 49s): A whole other thing. 0 (26m 50s): Whole other episode. You'd have to look, look up Kevin Gannon, smiley face killing. It's a whole conspiracy that there's this network of killers working together that are, that are killing 1 (27m 0s): People with Scar Brooks at the, at the head. 0 (27m 3s): He actually, yeah, Tom Ra I think was talking about that. 2 (27m 5s): So is it a similar demographic? Like did you 0 (27m 8s): Know 1 (27m 8s): I did not know that. Is that, 0 (27m 9s): Are you joke Garth Brooks? Yeah, Tom Segarra had a clip about that. Like a joke. Dude, what's going on here man? Are you in, are you on the inside? Shit, he's awesome. So the, the fucking, the Rainy Street ripper shit that we've been doing. So I've actually been seriously covering this for two years and I'm still not totally convinced it's real. But I know that some of these people were definitely murdered. And as of now, my conclusion is I've talked to the families, I've talked to retired NYPD, detective Kevin Gannon. I had Kyle Serafin, A FBI whistleblower, go out and look at some of the locations with me. I've gone to locations where the bodies are found. I've looked up all this shit online. I mean, I'm actually doing a legitimate job with this. 0 (27m 50s): And then Joel and I went out for Street Gonzo episode six, I think. And yeah, we, we fucking like actually went out at night, got night vision Goggle Dan bought me some night vision goggles. And we, we found some weird shit. We found like a little homeless dwelling with a bunch of women's clothes in a box. Nice and neatly folded up. Very creepy. And then, and this wasn't in the episode, but this is why we're gonna do a part two. This guy was watching us. He was watching us as we were walking around at like four in the morning at the end of Rainy right by the water where the bodies are disappearing. And he was staring at us. Joel noticed it. I didn't even notice at first. We, I look over, I get him in the night vision and he, he looked like kind of like white Hispanic. 0 (28m 33s): And he dropped something on the ground and then walks away. And when we went up and went to go see what it was, it was a plastic bag full of rocks Oh my. That were all the exact same size. And there was a Bible quote in it. And it, he just put it there after staring at us for like five minutes. And we didn't, we, we don't know what to, how to put together that episode. What does 2 (28m 52s): This mean? The Bible quote makes it confusing because I was like, oh well he's just gonna use the bag to clock one of you in the head. But now I'm like, well why is the by? I don't think about that. That's the first thing I thought of. I kind of gave a weapon. 1 (29m 2s): You don't need the bag though. You just take a rock. Well, 2 (29m 5s): Because you have more weight. Somebody's knocking out a more momentum with it. Yeah. Huh. Fixed object of the fixed weapon in the day. Well 0 (29m 12s): Joe, we wanted to follow him, but I was like, look, if this is like some sort of tweaker, you know, nobody's out at four in the morning at the end of Rainy Street. That's not a tweaker or a serial killer or an insane person investigating serial killer or a 2 (29m 24s): Journalist serial killer. Yeah. 0 (29m 26s): We wanted to follow him and Joel wanted to follow him. And I was like, well, I might fucking take it slow here, dude. So we, he walked off and then we got in the car and we were trying to fall him in the truck, but we got into a dead end, which is also creepy. And when you're in a head space like that, and, and we were trying to take this very seriously when we were driving up to this dead end, 1 (29m 46s): We were so like 0 (29m 47s): Freaked out at this point that as we were driving by, there was a fucking pole behind this tree. And Joel was like, 1 (29m 53s): Ah, fuck ha. He thought it was the, the guy, Hey, good for you Joel. Only the paranoid survive baby dude. 0 (29m 59s): I've, I, I gotta tell you this right now. I fucking, I have burned through producers doing this. So I went to ut I graduated four and a half, five years ago, something like that. I started doing Man on the street stuff. I had a, a previous producer, Charlie, he was this like my college buddy who hates me now 'cause we worked together too long. And I'm a psycho and he's like a normal kid from Westlake. So he quit. And then I had another guy, I had a bunch of people quit as my producers because they basically just couldn't hang. And also I used to drink a lot, so I was like, I would consider myself probably have to have been unbearable to be around. But Joel's fearless dude. And he, and I'm not drinking anymore. So he is like able to manage to deal with me. But it, but he's the only person that could, that could do 1 (30m 38s): This. Oh yeah. I get it. I was with a girl for four years and like now I'm finally the man she always wanted me to be. But like, you know, she bailed like four years ago. So it's like 0 (30m 47s): Fuck, like five fucking black dudes. 1 (30m 48s): You just had to fucking, you just had to wait me out babe. But Whata got over it, dude. That's 0 (30m 53s): What I'm saying. Come on 1 (30m 54s): Producers. You gotta stick it out. You got hey, producers 0 (30m 56s): Like a girlfriend 1 (30m 57s): Didn't deserve you. Gary. Those producers did not des if they can't handle you at your fucking speed addled heroin, K hold fucking drunk worst. They don't deserve you at your sober best 0 (31m 8s): Sober, but still taking amphetamines. I can't not take those. I've been, I got prescribed this when I was 15. Dude. 1 (31m 14s): Is that, what would we call that? We call that Stanford Trailer Park sober. 0 (31m 17s): Is that what Stanford sober. Okay. 1 (31m 18s): Stanford sober. 0 (31m 21s): Yeah. I can't not take 'em because I got prescribed 'em when I was like 15. So when I don't take 'em, I'm like, I'm like fucking retarded. More retarded. 1 (31m 31s): That's wild. 0 (31m 32s): Yeah, it sucks. But yeah. So the, the serial killer shit's crazy. Dude. I, what I think is happening is that people are, I think that this, this is what happened. So there's been people getting drugged in Austin for a long time. It's always been part of the culture here for whatever fucking reason. I don't know why, but I think over time this rumor was Dev developed that there's a serial killer. Right. And then I used to work for a guy named Michael Cargill. We produced this podcast called Come and Talk. It was an am radio show that I converted into a podcast to keep with the times. 'cause you know, terrestrial radio is pretty much dead. And we asked the question one day on the show like two years ago, is there a serial killer in Austin? 0 (32m 14s): And then a week later it fucking was all over the fucking news. It was all over social media. Wait, 1 (32m 19s): You think you're the one that broke the case? 0 (32m 21s): I, no, I don't think we broke the story. I think we, there was something that was like kind of you 1 (32m 26s): Amplified it. Yeah. 0 (32m 27s): Like, I think we kind of like, at the same time as maybe a couple of other people just, it just fucking popped off off 1 (32m 32s): Connected the 0 (32m 32s): Dots. Yeah. And, and then like this Facebook group was created and it like blew up all over the news. But my my point being that we were just kind of asking the question like, is this really happening? I was never convinced. I'm still not. But going, going through all these things, I think that there were people being drugged and potentially a couple of accidental deaths or like manslaughter type situations where somebody was drugged and then they died. And I think a couple of these were actual murders. Mm. And the bodies are found at the lake. And then people that are actual murderers or like maybe even somebody that had like, because there's one guy who was shot in the head execution style and the cops originally said he potentially fell off a bridge. 0 (33m 14s): But then later they said it was a self-inflicted gunshot wound. But there was no gun found. And that's one of the things we're kind of highlighting in that episode, which is total bullshit. It sounds like he was killed execution style. It could have been like a cartel hit or something. Point being I think with the rumors of a serial killer and everybody freaking out about it and the a PD basically dismissing it and everybody that gets found over there, they're like, yeah, it was a drowning or the fucking whatever suicide I think people are, that are actually killing people. It's realizing that the lake is a great place to dump bodies. Mm. 2 (33m 42s): Yeah. 'cause it doesn't make sense that they're all killed differently. That's 0 (33m 47s): If you were, it depends if you believe in the, the behavioral psychology of serial killers. I don't even really believe in that shit. I mean, some serial killers have done that for sure. But if you're really gonna be good at serial killing, you would kill people in different ways. Yeah. It's not like these people aren't aware. 1 (34m 2s): Well that's like that, that great quote in Mind Hunter, which unfortunately was canceled. 2 (34m 7s): Oh. Such a good show. Such a 1 (34m 8s): Good show. And you know, what was it? Ed Gain, the actor that was playing Ed Gain looks at him and goes, you know, and the guy's like, well this doesn't matter. You don't match the profile of serial killers. And looked and the guy looked at him and goes, it seems to me that you only know the profile of serial killers that get caught. Caught. 0 (34m 23s): Exactly. 1 (34m 24s): You know 0 (34m 25s): That, that makes sense, right? I mean Yeah, 1 (34m 27s): It's, but also kind of odd that like, there's a drugging Culture here in dude. So in Austin, Texas, everybody 0 (34m 34s): Knows about it. Got on sixth Street. Dude. You did, you got drug. Yeah. A bunch of people I know have been on sixth Street and on Rainy, I got drugged at a, after a fucking comedy show and I came to fucking naked on the floor in my room. Wow. And my truck was like in my yard and I drove home. Yeah. Look, my, my, I was with my friend and she said that I was all fucked up and I started like cussing some people out, you know, and then I, I fucking split and just drove home and underneath my truck, the fucking, you know, the little like shield that covers your gas tank, it was just split in half. It was like, I had like driven over a something driving home and then yeah, it was a mat I was, and I woke up feeling all fucked up. I went to Target and got a drug test and I dropped dirty for benzodiazepines a Xanax, which I would, which I would never ever take in a million years. 0 (35m 18s): You like the ups? Well I used to take a lot of 'em and I'd black out and like be a complete asshole and like get in fistfights and you know, fuck shit up. So 1 (35m 25s): Somebody, somebody drug you with Xani? Yeah. Oh, 2 (35m 27s): They do that? They, and I went to school in Myrtle Beach and that was really common. Like I bet I was drugged twice while I was in college. Really? 0 (35m 34s): Yeah. But it usually, it happens to, to women. Yeah. Generally speaking. But in Austin people get drugged and it's like a game. Like no, they don't get raped. They don't get murdered. They just get fucked up and like, wake up in a bush. 1 (35m 44s): Who the fuck's doing this? 2 (35m 46s): Usually it's like dudes just trying to be assholes if they're drugging a guy. Yeah. And obviously if you're drugging a a woman, there's a different end goal. Yeah. 0 (35m 54s): Also there was a, there was a ring of of, there was like a, like a theft ring that was busted. I think it was a mom and a daughter or something along those lines. It was two women and they were drugging guys and, and, and girls and stealing their shit 2 (36m 8s): Like Cardi B, but 0 (36m 9s): A but there's like, there's so many wow reasons that, 1 (36m 13s): What was that? What was that movie where they were the 2 (36m 15s): Heartbreakers, right? With Jennifer Love hea or you 1 (36m 18s): Guys No, no, no, no. There there was a movie with Cardi B, but it was like, oh, what was, they were the, they were the, they were like the poor, the stripper girls. Yeah. The stripper girls. But it turns out like the actual story of that. What was, yeah, what was the There was strippers. Yeah, yeah. Hustler or something like that. Was it hustlers? Hustlers. Hustlers. Yeah. And they were just like these girls, they were just, Hey, you know, screw these guys, screw these girls. They're always treating us like trash. And it turns out that the, the evil white guys in the movie, they were actually like a bunch of Indian guys that these women were just drugging and robbing them fucking blind. Yeah. And then finally one of them, their wife was the one that confronted them and was like, what is this? A hundred thousand dollars? And then he had to like come clean and it was the wife that went to the, the strip club and was like, there's no way that I need, I need to see video of him verifying this charge. 1 (37m 6s): Right. And they were like, this is his signature. And they were like, absolutely not. Yeah. 2 (37m 9s): Not good enough. Yeah. 1 (37m 10s): Yeah. And it, it was like, it was a whole thing. These girls were like, 0 (37m 14s): Based on true story. I take it dude. 2 (37m 16s): Oh, for sure. Yeah. And it still happens today. Like I used to go to the trip clubs with my friends all the time and one of my friends had a problem with alcohol and it, he would be out cold. What they do is they take your thumbprint as soon as you come in. So they have proof that you live there. 1111 does this too. Yeah. A lot of them do it. And it doesn't matter if you are out cold, totally drunk. If she's still on your lap, they're charging. And then he left with a bill that was thousands of dollars. Yeah. And we're like, he was asleep. 0 (37m 46s): Yeah. 2 (37m 47s): He was literally asleep. 1 (37m 48s): Yeah. It's, it's easier to get into the United States from Mexico than it is to get into 11. Like they, they thumbprint you. I always 2 (37m 56s): Walk in they picture, oh, 1 (37m 57s): Excuse me, 2 (37m 59s): I've never been thumbprint. They 1 (38m 0s): They take a picture of your ID and your credit card and they like, they run it like with a, with on, on a copy machine. I'm like, oh wow. Copy machine. 0 (38m 7s): Yeah. They want you to take your ass out and sit on it and Yeah, exactly. 1 (38m 9s): Yeah. 0 (38m 10s): I don't know. Strip club, everybody gets drugged in strip clubs. The strippers get drugged. The fucking guys get drugged. Everybody, it's fucking crazy. They're way crazy. I had an ass get drugged at a, at a strip club and I need fucking pick. It was insane. But not my point being that Yeah, it's, it's, that's a problem in Austin altogether is people getting drugged. It's fucking insane. Yeah. That's why it's like a big problem. 2 (38m 33s): That's why I put my drink in front of you and I was like, please watch this 0 (38m 36s): All. Yeah. That shit ain't no joke here. Yeah. Seriously. He 2 (38m 39s): Drunk it. 0 (38m 39s): Yeah. 1 (38m 39s): I was like, well if anybody's gonna drug it, it could be your friend. 2 (38m 42s): Alright, I'll make sure you get home safety. This 1 (38m 45s): Is, this is like, it's nuts to me that this is still happening. Like this was a big thing when I just first started bouncing back in the day. Like people were, there was this thing GHB and it, like, girls would had the, they had like this, you have 2 (38m 56s): Nail polish that 1 (38m 56s): That's what it was. It was a rve ring. They had a rave ring and they would like dip their finger to make sure it the drink and if it changed, but there was no camera phones back then. Everybody went. There was these big clubs. Everyone when we went to the clubs, two do drugs and then, you know, it all changed obviously. But this was like, this was in Newark, New Jersey. And it was like, bro, you, you're gonna party in Newark. You kind of get when you sign up for it, 0 (39m 16s): Dude, when, when I was in Col I went to college in Santa Barbara and it's a huge party school. 1 (39m 21s): Great Halloween out here. 0 (39m 22s): Yeah. Yeah. Fucking crazy. Yeah. Also, they had like the deltopia stuff. Dude, when I was at, when I lived in Santa Barbara when I was gonna school fucking, they had the Deltopia riots, which was completely insane. And then they also, that fucking guy, Elliot Rogers like shot this fucking school up. It was nuts. Dude. I only lived out there for like a year and a half and like all this insane shit happened. Anyways, the reason I brought up was my buddies and I would, would we'd put like, we'd be like five of us and we would all know we were doing this, but we would put like five beers and then we'd put a Xanax in one of them and like shuffle 'em around. We all knew we were doing it. Yeah. But we were basically like, oh it's, it was like Xanax roulette. Yeah. And then one of us would just fucking completely black out. And it's true. 1 (39m 59s): You know, actually now that I think of it, we did this thing called booth juice in college where it was like normal. Like everybody puts every liquor ever clear. Jungle juice. Yeah, jungle juice. But then we would throw like a bunch of ecstasy in it. Oh 0 (40m 11s): Yeah. Oh yeah. 2 (40m 12s): Oh my God. 0 (40m 13s): Yeah. I, we used to think it was funny to black out and now I'm like, holy shit, I have brain damage. Yeah. 1 (40m 19s): I don't know 2 (40m 19s): Why I, that's the goal. 0 (40m 20s): Fuck yeah. It's not funny at all. No, 2 (40m 21s): It's not fun. It's not funny. I don't get it. It's 1 (40m 24s): Probably like a manifestation of social anxiety, right? Like you're young and these, there's women here. The women, you know, feel I, it's crazy to me. Like I look at, I'm gonna sound so old when I say this, but I look at these like sorority videos that are out there and, and they're literally just, they're trying to get you to come to school because it's like, we will fuck you if you come to our school, you will have sex with us. And it's like 0 (40m 46s): The dancing videos 1 (40m 46s): You're talking about. Yeah. Their entire, their entire, they 0 (40m 49s): Kind of seem demonic to me. 1 (40m 51s): Experience. You're like their entire necessity to be there. It's like, look, we're gonna go on a five year vacation at fuck camp and then we're gonna come out and like, say we're gonna be a nurse, but really get a hot fucking husband or something. And it are 0 (41m 2s): The worst. That's 1 (41m 3s): All they're fucking selling. And they're, you're, they're literally selling. Come to college and you'll have sex. And it's like, man, this is, this is what you're gonna go into debt for the next 30 fucking years. For 0 (41m 12s): Here. College is a giant scam. 1 (41m 14s): Total scam. Turn, turn your fucking pussy into a Petri dish for five years and then fucking come out with $200,000 worth of debt when you're a second grade teacher. Yeah. 0 (41m 21s): If you're gonna make money fucking, if you're gonna wanna have a bunch of random sex, make money doing it. 2 (41m 26s): Yeah. You're here. Oh, so earlier today I was driving around and we came up with a really good idea for one of your next Street Gonzo episodes. You could take it or leave it, but Dan's like, you have to say it on the show. So if you go into an assisted living home and you go in and you start to like, see if you can pretend to be these people's grandkids and try to leave with a will, like in someone's will. 0 (41m 55s): That's, that would just be me documenting fraud. Whose idea was this? Dan? 2 (42m 2s): It was a joint effort. Just 1 (42m 4s): Me. 0 (42m 4s): I think Dan just wants me to end up in prison. 1 (42m 7s): Speaking of, what is your bail budget for 0 (42m 10s): $5,000? Five. 1 (42m 11s): So you do have a best bra 0 (42m 12s): Bro told me that if I end up in jail, as long as the bail is $5,000 or less, he'll bail me out. 1 (42m 17s): What type of delco can you look up? What type of misdemeanors and maybe class A felonies he 0 (42m 23s): Commit. I can't get any more felonies. That will, 1 (42m 25s): We can get 'em out for five grand. 0 (42m 27s): Yeah. I can't do felonies. Let's 1 (42m 29s): See exactly what you, what you're able to do. I think fraud might fall under five grand because you just got, Hey, 0 (42m 33s): Well in that 1 (42m 34s): You just, I in, you just gotta put up 10% of the bail. So if he says he is got five grand, that means you're actually up to a 50 or just 2 (42m 40s): Take the will part out and then do something else 1 (42m 42s): With old $50,000 bond. I always 0 (42m 43s): Get confused how that works. I've only had to get bailed out one time and it was when I got a, a felony. 1 (42m 48s): Misdemeanors are up to 4K. So 4K. Any misdemeanor? Any misdemeanor. You're good to go. Yeah, yeah, 0 (42m 54s): Yeah. Yeah. I imagine. I imagine 1 (42m 56s): What, what are some misdemeanors? Delco What? Let's see what, what, what kind of what, what kind of things? You ever been arrested 2 (43m 5s): Once, 1 (43m 6s): What'd you get arrested for? 2 (43m 7s): It was so stupid. It was so stupid. I was a bartender at this place called Animal House. And 0 (43m 15s): You were ripping, repeating people. 2 (43m 18s): It allegedly was owned by like this gangster. I did not know that. So the cops were kind of looking for an excuse to shut him down or take him down, make his life more inconvenient. I had no clue. I was just in school trying to pay him my bills. So it was one of those clubs, bars where you couldn't come in unless you were 21. Like it was 21 and up there was a bouncer that is supposed to check the ID at the door. It is not my job to check IDs as a bartender because it's supposed to be assumed that you're 21 if you're in the establishment. So it's the beginning of the shift. Is 1 (43m 50s): That true? I don't know if that's true 2 (43m 51s): At this particular place. It was. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like, because you, it's a doorman, right? So if you go into a club and you show your idd Sure. You're not doing it once you're in the club. 1 (43m 58s): Got you. Okay. So 2 (43m 59s): It's like one of those. So it's not my job to check IDs, check. So these kids come up to the bar and we're all 21, 22 ish. Right? Like there's not much of a difference from 20 or even 19 looks wise. So I'm assuming that they're just college kids. I, they order some beers. I give them beers. They, this was the trick. They actually drank, said beers and they, we, the mob dude had cameras everywhere inside that I didn't know either. Soon as I do that, the, this lady comes running in and she's like, you are under arrest for serving a minor. I'm like, what are you talking about? Cuffed me. Whoa. Cuffed me and put me in the back of a cop car. Went to jail, the whole thing. 2 (44m 39s): I'm like, I don't know what's happening. I am not the type of person that gets arrested. The guy bailed me out because he used the footage that they had of the kid drinking the beer and immediately that's thrown out. Right? Because the, the kid was underage. 0 (44m 53s): That's crazy. They fucked 5 (44m 54s): Themselves. Wow. Yeah. So Gary, you can get arrested for Republican intoxication, trespassing, disorderly conduct, petty theft, even simple assault. Yeah. 0 (45m 5s): Yeah. 1 (45m 5s): Or you can not 5 (45m 7s): Aggravated, just simple assault. Or 1 (45m 8s): You can go to California and not get arrested for 0 (45m 10s): Any of it. Anything. Yeah. I don't give a fuck about anything out there. That's 1 (45m 13s): A pretty good list right 0 (45m 13s): There. I imagine I'm gonna get probably arrested for trespassing in some capacity. I, I, I want to go down to the city council and talk about how we need, we need to have free parking in Austin until they fix the homeless problem. And I'm, I think I'm just gonna stand there and not leave solid and get arrested for I don't really, getting arrested is not really a big deal. Work 1 (45m 30s): For work for Prime. Tom Stein man. 0 (45m 31s): Yeah, that guy, that guy, he kind of mentored my buddy Alex Stringer, who just went viral at the DNC wearing that Rastafari hat. Good buddy of mine. And he's like, he's like, yeah, my, my, my wife wife's boyfriend. Yeah. 1 (45m 44s): That was so funny. And they 0 (45m 45s): Believed 1 (45m 45s): It, dude. I know. That's how fucked the, the culture is. And he, he kept going until like he's, and you can see in his eyes, he is like, he's like, they still believe it. Stop me at any time here 0 (45m 53s): Guys. That was nuts, man. Yeah. I got a funny story about not getting arrested. One time my buddy Eli and I were again in Santa Barbara. We spent the night getting fucked up. We ran from a cab, we finally get back to the house and I don't know, for whatever reason, we just started throwing bottles and like we were on the third floor, we started throwing bottles. And like, it was, because the fucking power was out in my buddy's place, and it had been out for like a month. Oh. So, and all the stuff in the fridge went bad. So we just started throwing it all out the window. 'cause we're insane. And it's like, it's, there's a parking lot at the three floors down, so it's all like shattering and it's super loud. Downstairs. Neighbors call the cops, cops are banging on the door. And Eli just looks at me and he just goes, he goes, get naked. 0 (46m 35s): And I was like, all right. I don't know. I just listened, got butt naked and I went, ran into the bathroom and he just laid on the floor and I went to the bathroom. So I was like, look, we're going to jail for sure. I wanna take a shit. I don't wanna shit in jail. So I'm 1 (46m 50s): Taking a shit actually, fucking really? That's really smart. That's good. That's good life advice. 0 (46m 53s): Listen, listen, I'm in the bathroom shitting, and I hear the door open. The door wasn't even locked and they opened it like Santa Barbara police. And all I hear is Eli jumped to his feet, like, and he goes, oh, sorry, officer, I must have forgotten my pants. That's what he opened with. And, and then they thought we were gay and they let us go. I'm dead serious. What? Yeah. 1 (47m 18s): It's illegal to arrest the gays in California. Well, think about it. This is literally like that, that family guy episode. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trans. Oh, then do whatever you want. Always. Yeah. 0 (47m 27s): It's fucking crazy. And this was like 10 years ago too. Really? Yeah. Or maybe eight years ago. 1 (47m 31s): I still think it's crazy that you guys got stared down by the rainy street ripper. Did you feel it? Did you feel like this person wants to do me harm? Would you feel like you knew if somebody was a murderer? You've been around enough people. Do you feel like, you know, intuition? 0 (47m 47s): I don't know. Because I, when you're in those situations, you actually get kind of paranoid. I know. It doesn't seem serious. Like when you watch the episode, you're like, that was kind of crazy. But it's not like, oh, Gary's gonna die. Yeah. Or maybe it is. I 2 (47m 59s): Don't know. But I thought so I was concerned for you at the, the end scenes. Yeah. When the, the couple was there. It was like, oh my gosh. What are they doing out so late? Well, 0 (48m 6s): They, they, when that guy showed up and started watching us, they left. Mm. Really? They got up and left. Yeah. It was definitely creepy. It, I was a little bit freaked out, but 1 (48m 14s): You could definitely feel energies, man. You could feel when someone's looking at you with intention. 0 (48m 19s): For sure. For sure. I actually am starting to believe in all that weird fucking white girl fucking crystals and shit. Oh, it's real. I'm starting to think it's real. It's all real. 1 (48m 27s): Sage. Gotta you gotta sage yourself before your next episode, 0 (48m 29s): Man. Yeah. I'm gonna fucking rub Paul 1 (48m 32s): S Oh, 2 (48m 32s): I'm sorry. Paul Santo's. Protective sage is clearing. Yeah. 0 (48m 35s): Pay 1 (48m 35s): Attention, man. Maybe do both. I don't know. You do 2 (48m 37s): Both. You, you start with sage and then that's, you finish with Paul Santo. Yeah. 1 (48m 40s): Would you be able to know if somebody, if with somebody was a killer? 2 (48m 43s): So I always thought yes, I thought unequivocally Yes. I would know. I, 1 (48m 51s): And the reason I ask is because we were out in Austin and this guy was very clearly a serial killer. And I was just like, 2 (48m 56s): Well, I don't know if he is a get outta here. No, that's just drunk guy trying to get 1 (48m 59s): Outta here. Hey, get to 2 (48m 60s): Fuck here. Steal like, club a woman and take her home thing. Let Well, 0 (49m 3s): I have a, I have a interesting anecdote on this. The first interview we ever did when this guy named Thad found a body and connect, contacted Jamie Hammonds, the guy, the guy in the beginning of the episode. He works for Dash, documenting Austin Streets and homeless. I've done a bunch of fucking work with him on mapping the homeless camps in Austin. We got in New York Post about it. It's other, there's some other serious shit I do. But he got conne. He started investigating the serial killer shit. Long story short, we interviewed this guy and the guy was so fucking weird. And he found the body and he said there was somebody watching him. We didn't, this wasn't in the episode. This is what's gonna come in part two. 'cause this is the real weird shit. He was so fucking weird that it made me paranoid. 0 (49m 46s): And I was like, dude, this guy could be the fucking serial killer. 1 (49m 49s): Could legitimately 0 (49m 50s): Yeah. And, and I, and it made me super paranoid. But there's no evidence of that. And you never know, I guess until they're caught, if they're catch the right guy, even. But my point is, you get so paranoid in those situations that like you have no, there's no way you're gonna know if you, if you are talking to a killer or 1 (50m 7s): Not. No, no. You just don't know. I mean, I, there's no way I I did a whole, I did a whole series with Sammy Gravano, who's admitted to killing 18 people. And he we're sitting there having a conversation with him. Nice. Like, nice guy, huh? Cool, funny little grandpa. He's got some weird stories. Then he says the N word on the PBD podcast. And we were all like, whoa, buddy. Like we live in a civilized society here. The killing 18 people is one thing. But that was a full drop. A hard on that was a full, what are we doing? I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, sir. Get 0 (50m 38s): The hell outta here. You're racist. 1 (50m 39s): What are we doing here? 0 (50m 40s): Yeah, it's weird. That's a weird thing. That word's weird. 1 (50m 44s): He's literally describing in detail how he stalked and murdered 18 people. But he'd still, in his mind, he thinks of it like a soldier. Like he was like, he was just a soldier. Well, 0 (50m 55s): It depends who he got. Well, killing. 1 (50m 56s): Right? I guess. 0 (50m 57s): I think it does. If you're, if you're a gang banger and you're killing other gang bangers, who gives a shit? If you're a fucking mob and you're killing other mafia soldiers who gives a shit? Yeah. If you're killing innocent people, that's 1 (51m 6s): Fucked up. Civilians are off limits. That's a, that's a fair point. But I guess the thing is like, I'm sitting there and in my mind I'm going, man, this guy do I like this guy? This guy's killed 18 people. I kind, man, I find him interesting. He's funny dude. Like, do you know who 0 (51m 19s): Gene Ello is? No. He was a guy who was up in Jersey and doing all the mafia shit too. We, I, we did an interview with him on Sloppy Joe's podcast. And same thing, like same, he, he ran with all those guys, I believe. I don't remember all the details, but it was the same thing. He's talking about like doing like all these armed robberies and shit. And I like kept laughing. I don't know why. I was like, 1 (51m 40s): Cool man. I was like, 0 (51m 41s): Look, I wish I could have the balls that and the smarts to get away with that, you know? 1 (51m 44s): And it's just a trip. It's a trip sitting in a room with somebody that's like two people. 0 (51m 47s): But then they all like, people, like all the mafia people ended up ratting everybody out. But it was, it, the reason behind it was sort of legitimate because they like left them, they hung 'em out to dry sort of, didn't they? Is that 1 (51m 58s): They all, they all say everybody has their reasons, but at the end of the day, the reason is they changed the laws to Rico and we're putting you in jail forever. And 0 (52m 7s): For all sorts of sh Right. 1 (52m 8s): It's one thing when you're looking at like, you know, doing a stretch of five years and it's like, all right, man up, keep your mouth shut. Then it's like, oh, by the way, you're going to jail for 185. You 0 (52m 19s): What? 1 (52m 20s): I have, I have some stories I'd like to tell. Yeah. 0 (52m 23s): Yeah. Well, 'cause it used to be way different. 1 (52m 25s): Do you want phone numbers? Like what do you want? 0 (52m 27s): The, the, all those fucking Rico things are hilarious too, because now they're all coming back on the guys that created 'em. It 1 (52m 33s): Would be hilarious if somebody actually had the balls to like Rico, some of these politicians. One of 0 (52m 38s): The, well, didn't that almost happen to Rudy Giuliani or something? Well, 1 (52m 41s): Yeah. Right. 0 (52m 41s): Yeah. It's fucking 1 (52m 43s): Crazy. It happened to him because he, oddly enough, he put out on his show, he, and he's the guy that basically invented Rico. That's I'm, and he laid out in on his show on AM radio a full case about why the Biden family and the DNC should, should be indicted on Rico charges. Mm. And like two days later, he got arrested. He was like, they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need, 0 (53m 9s): It's also crooked, dude. Every, all the pol all politics are so fucking crooked. It's outta control. There's no fixing in that shit ever. I mean, that's sort, sort of the nature of the game, right? That's the nature of the beast. Yeah. 1 (53m 19s): Going back to the other thing, I think women do have intuition though. Like, if guys like we sit here and we can tell when a dude wants to do us harm women. They just, if the guy's handsome, they'll let 'em kill him. It 2 (53m 28s): Doesn't matter. Well, no, I think that's the thing. It's whether or not they have in intent to harm you. I think women will pick that up. But I have been alone with a murderer and I had no idea. Like, I, my house 0 (53m 39s): Don't even gonna get 1 (53m 40s): You had a murderer in your house. Well, 2 (53m 41s): It was before he was a murderer. And then he also came back. What? 1 (53m 46s): Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Tell the story. 2 (53m 48s): So, okay, so I am super pregnant, like eight months pregnant. From the murderer? No, not from the murderer. Oh. And I hired these new cleaning people. It was a guy and a girl. And they came over. It was the very first time. And I'm like, okay, I like to use natural cleaning products, like don't they bra their shit? And I was like, I don't wanna use that. Use mine. The lady has a fit and leaves. And I catch this weird argument on my ring camera. So she just takes off. She's like, I'm not gonna fucking do that. That must, and she lost it. So he comes in and he's like the sweet, the sweet gentleman, and where's the sweet ones? And he's like, I'm so sorry she had a thing, but I'll do the house. He spent four hours cleaning the house. I felt so bad. And he was so, it was just me and him just talking. And I'm walking around and we're talking about zodiac signs and all this stuff. 2 (54m 31s): You're like, red flag, red flag, red flag. 1 (54m 35s): He's, he's like, looking at your skin products. Like, oh, very nice. No, 2 (54m 38s): He sweet. And then, then he leaves and he was supposed to come back the next week and he's like, Hey, instead of coming today, can I just come tomorrow? I had something come up. And I'm like, sure, not, not a problem. So I wanted him to do some power washing outside. He's like, let me just take a, I'm gonna come and take a look at it. He comes in brand new clothes, brand new kicks, spends an hour looking around. He's like, actually, I don't have time to do it today, but I'll come back tomorrow. So he leaves and I end up getting a call and a text. Turns out he had murdered that lady. Stabbed her to death, rolled her up in a carpet, left her there, took her keys. Her car came to my house as an alibi and then went to flee to Raleigh. 2 (55m 23s): And they caught him on the interstate shit. And I was so shocked because I was like, but he was such a gentleman. See 0 (55m 29s): Dude, look. Look. This is why I don't think women should be allowed to vote. Seriously. Terrible intuition. You're too nice. Women are too nice. Maybe. 1 (55m 37s): It's so funny, your takeaway from that story is that women are the problem, the guy 2 (55m 42s): Murder. I mean, 1 (55m 43s): In fairness, in fairness, the murderer didn't kill her. Maybe, maybe he just had had enough, it had non-organic using and soap bitch. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. 0 (55m 49s): And 2 (55m 50s): Maybe my intuition wasn't going off 'cause I wasn't at risk for anything. I don't know. 1 (55m 54s): Yeah. It's like, you know, it goes back to intent. I totally get it. oj I, OJ worked for 40 years before, you know, off in Nicole Brown. And he lived another 40 years after he didn't kill nobody. Have we ever thought like, I don't know, maybe she was the problem. 2 (56m 6s): Oh god, 0 (56m 7s): White women. 1 (56m 9s): White women in LA bro. You know, 0 (56m 13s): He, maybe he was planning on killing you because you are the one that set off the series of events that caused him to murder her. 1 (56m 19s): Why would you let, think about it. Why would you let a strange man in your house for four hours, 0 (56m 26s): Especially 1 (56m 26s): A man who cleans for a living. Dude. Do you even know a man that cleans? Well that 2 (56m 30s): Wasn't 0 (56m 31s): The one. That's why he knew he could get away with murder. Yeah. I already thought he could at least. 1 (56m 34s): Holy shit. He's like, yeah, I'll come back and do some power washing. Yeah, yeah, 0 (56m 37s): Yeah. I'll power washer. 1 (56m 39s): Fucking Do you have any rugs? I love rugs. I'll clean your rugs. My God. So dude, a guy. I killed somebody. 0 (56m 46s): I clean my fingerprints all off of everything. 1 (56m 47s): That's insane. 2 (56m 48s): I know. I was really shocked. You're 1 (56m 50s): Gonna be in like a, a true one of, one of one of those like dorks. Oh yeah. You're gonna be in like one of those like discovery Id shows Somebody's gonna play you. Some aspiring actor is gonna work for $120 a day. A Yeah. It's 2 (57m 3s): Like I as the person that was used for an alibi. 1 (57m 6s): Yeah. And then, you know. Wow. And he got, how did he get caught in rally? Because 2 (57m 10s): He took her car. 0 (57m 12s): What an idiot. How 2 (57m 13s): He took her car. Yeah. Why the fuck would 0 (57m 14s): You do that? 2 (57m 15s): I don't know. 1 (57m 16s): So this, wow. What was it like when you found out that this dude, like you, you had hired a murderer off of 2 (57m 23s): Fucking, I was so confused. I'm trying to make sense of, of that. Don't you just left the 1 (57m 26s): Last, the worst Angie's List review of all time? 2 (57m 30s): No, I, it did make me a little bit like scared because I'm like, I always had this idea I would know right away. But then you go back and most people I think are capable of doing that. Like, look at, we come from warriors and killers. Everyone that, you know, preceded us obviously had to be a little bit rough and barbaric to be able to create that lineage. So I 1 (57m 51s): Think that's still intense when they're in your house for four 2 (57m 53s): Hours. Yes, I know. But up dude. Yeah, I think there's, there's a difference too. So it seems like it was kind of a crime of passion and I think that that's different than psychopathy and serial killers. Mm. For, for sure. So, so I think maybe you'd pick that up, but I think everyone in this room is capable of doing it. Oh 1 (58m 8s): Yeah. I would kill everybody if I thought I can get away with it. Yeah, 2 (58m 10s): Well that's not what I'm saying. I, I would do it for self defense. No. Oh, 1 (58m 13s): Is that, oh, 2 (58m 15s): Not that I thought 0 (58m 16s): I don't like that. I agreed with that. So not 2 (58m 18s): Yeah, for sure. Yeah, of course. Yeah. 1 (58m 20s): Aren't you the only one that thinks that? Yeah. 0 (58m 21s): Well it depends, right? I mean, I would never kill not you though. I would never kill an innocent person. 1 (58m 26s): Nobody's innocent Gary. No, nobody's innocent. That's 0 (58m 30s): A good way to look at it. That's a really good way to shirk responsibility for your actions. 1 (58m 35s): Don't look at me like that. 0 (58m 35s): I don't know. I mean, I 2 (58m 36s): Need to reassess my friend circle. What do 0 (58m 42s): I dunno? I mean, I think certain crimes are justifiable with fucking death penalty. So I sort of believe in the death penalty for certain things. So I don't have a problem with somebody that deserves to be killed to be killed. 1 (59m 3s): Now here's where I get weird. I, I don't believe in the death penalty. I don't think the state has the right to take any of his. 0 (59m 7s): That's against fucked, dude. Let's a point. 2 (59m 10s): What about getting maybe maybe 0 (59m 11s): At the, at the local level or something, I don't know. What 2 (59m 14s): About giving the power to like the surviving members or something? To 1 (59m 18s): Choose to choose? 2 (59m 20s): Well, no. So say that maybe there's a pedophile and it's proven Right. Proven. Instead of saying that you can get euthanized for that by the state, it's like the family of that kid gets to take care of it. 1 (59m 34s): Right? And they get to keep your balls like on a, like on a mantle, 2 (59m 37s): Whatever they wanna do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1 (59m 39s): I'd be, I'd be all right with the families of traumatic events. Like instead of the jury, the family gets to choose the sentencing. Yeah. 0 (59m 47s): Well, what's a fucking jury anymore? 2 (59m 49s): I, yeah. I don't even know. Well, who wants 0 (59m 51s): A trial by fucking jury? Dude. 2 (59m 53s): No, that's, that's fucking scary. 0 (59m 54s): The country's full of fucking idiots now. Dude, you 1 (59m 56s): Make a point, man. Seriously, 0 (59m 58s): You make a point. I I would not, I've, I've had to get a trial by judge a handful of times and I actually beat a case in Austin for fighting in public. And it was trial by judge. And the reason I beat it was because when, so I was on sixth Street and I was walking off Trinity to get into an Uber. I was with my buddy and these, this like, couple of Indian dudes were walking by me. I was laughing at something my buddy said. And the guy thought I was laughing at him. And he is like, fuck you, you bitch. And I was like, what? Who the, what the hell is your problem? And he kept going, coming at me and I was like, Hey, I'm gonna kick your ass if you get close to me. And then something happened. I don't really remember who swung first, to be totally honest. 0 (1h 0m 39s): It doesn't matter now 'cause I beat the kids. But he pushed me, or I pushed him or something. And he swung at me a couple times and I just bobbed and weaved, socked him in the face and then slammed him on the ground. Cops were across the street lit wa they saw the second part of it happen when we gave our statements. I said that he swung on me. And when he gave the statement, I, I said, I didn't even swing on him. Like, I just was like, I didn't do shit. And when he gave his statement, he said, we both swung on each other. So it was, we both said he swung and only one of us said, I swung. So I went in court. They were, the judge was like, well there's, we gotta throw this out. And the cop that was there, or the, the, what do you call that guy? The fucking the, the lawyer that's trying to put me in jail. He was like, yeah, I got the cop here. He's gonna, he's gonna give a statement and blah, blah blah. And I was like, you're full of shit, dude. What are you talking about? 0 (1h 1m 19s): There's no way that the, the cops don't give a shit about 1 (1h 1m 21s): Did you represent 0 (1h 1m 22s): Yourself? Yeah. And I just out here 1 (1h 1m 23s): Like fucking Charlie day. Yeah. 0 (1h 1m 25s): Raw dog did dude. And then I tried fucking represent myself in custody court and that didn't work. But that's a whole other beast, 1 (1h 1m 31s): Honestly. 50 50 fifty's, not so bad. Well, I've lost, you gotta go back to court one more time. Hold on, hold on. 0 (1h 1m 37s): I've been arrested like 15 times and I've lost every single time except that one time I, I'm, I'm like one for 15. All right, well then maybe get a, I would not commend this guy. A lawyer maybe. 1 (1h 1m 46s): Yeah. 0 (1h 1m 46s): In custody court it's especially heinous because it's the whole thing's rigged against the dad. Yeah. It's fucking insane, dude. It's nuts. If you've got a baby mama that's a fucking bitch and doesn't want you to see your kid, 2 (1h 1m 59s): Get a good lawyer, 0 (1h 1m 59s): Get, get a fucking expensive 50, 60, 70, $80,000 lawyer. Or if, if it's just something where you're trying to, you know, like negotiate the semantics of it, you could probably represent yourself. But in my situation, I was fucked. I also had my stripper ex-girlfriend as a character witness, which probably didn't help, but I was gambling, you know, I was throwing the dice with that one. 1 (1h 2m 21s): Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0 (1h 2m 21s): She actually did a good job. 1 (1h 2m 22s): Yeah, 0 (1h 2m 23s): Seriously. She did a really good job of like being like, yeah, this is your 1 (1h 2m 26s): Honor, my character witness is here. And you can see by comparison, I'm not nearly as bad as she is. So 0 (1h 2m 34s): I don't know, it probably made things worse 'cause she was way hotter than my baby mama. No, 2 (1h 2m 37s): It's really sad that they do that because no one gives a shit about the kid. The system doesn't care. The mom in that situation doesn't care. Like, you start to use your kid as a weapon to get back at your dude, your spouse. Which is so weird because just because someone doesn't make a good love match doesn't mean they're not a good parent. Yeah. 0 (1h 2m 52s): It was a lot of that. And it was a lot of Gary's running a whore house out of his, out of his studio at his house because I interviewed like strippers and porn stars and stuff. Gary's, you know, a drug addict, Gary's an alcoholic, Gary's this, and Gary's like all sorts of crazy shit. And then like, even unrelated stuff from our relationship that had nothing to do with anything. They would take like a little like situation that happened and then just exacerbate it, make up a bunch of shit. I mean they, dude, she literally was making shit up. That didn't even happen. But I didn't have a lawyer so I had no way to even remotely properly defend myself, you know what I mean? And it got to the point where I was just like, scoffing Also, they threw out all of my evidence because 1 (1h 3m 32s): They're public defenders. But that's a civil case, right? Like 0 (1h 3m 35s): No. Yeah. You don't get, can you get a 1 (1h 3m 37s): Public defender for No, no. 0 (1h 3m 38s): At least I don't, I didn't do it the right way. Whatever I did, I fucked it up really fucking bad. My son's paying the price for it. It sucks. 1 (1h 3m 44s): That's brutal, man. 0 (1h 3m 45s): Yeah. That's the, the family court system is broken completely. 2 (1h 3m 51s): Yeah. I said that to someone on a podcast. She's like this new lawyer. So she took it really personal. Personal. And I was like, the whole thing is like a, a Ponzi scheme because e even if you're in states that allow mitigation, they still try to push you to lawyers and to get you to like claw your each other's eyes out. So it has nothing to do with money. So the lawyers being amic 0 (1h 4m 9s): Money, right? And the lawyers make money and the lawyers are friends with the judges. They drag it out. So they both make money. And then honestly what it really boils down to is it's a form of like modern wage slavery where they can take money outta your paychecks for child support. How the fuck does that make any sense? What? It's nuts. And they put interest on that and they tax it and all that bullshit. 1 (1h 4m 29s): Yeah. They can garnish your wages. 2 (1h 4m 30s): We have so, so we have a couple restaurants and a lot of our line cooks are in that situation where they don't have custody and their wages are getting garnished. And then you see how much they're working and you're seeing what they leave with. And it's not a, it's not enough to even think about living. Even if you have roommates or 0 (1h 4m 45s): Improving your situation, 2 (1h 4m 47s): You can't, and then you have to keep doing that 0 (1h 4m 48s): Or, or getting a lawyer to get your kid back or something like that. Or 2 (1h 4m 50s): Spend time with your kid. Right. You know? So that's all you're making. There's no time. 0 (1h 4m 53s): And then you gotta, yeah. And then you, and it's based on a percentage. So here's what's really crazy. This is what I think the craziest part of the whole thing is. Child support is set up by percentage. So 20% of your income goes to your kid. That means that they are putting a different dollar sign on each child as if certain children are more valuable or better than other children based off of what the parent takes in. That makes no sense. Is there any, it should be, every child should get the same amount of allotted amount of money for child support because every child in the system of equality should be considered equal. 0 (1h 5m 33s): So it should be a set amount. Or if you are below a certain income bracket, you shouldn't even be having to pay child support. No. 'cause it's not even possible. 1 (1h 5m 42s): No. Is there any auditing? There's equipped dude, boom. Yeah. Is there any auditing that the, the money that you're giving is being used for the child? What do you 0 (1h 5m 52s): Think? 2 (1h 5m 53s): No, I can tell you no. Fuck no, because my, so my dad was in that situation and he, there's three kids that he was paying and he was like a cop. So not a ton of money. And I can tell you there were times where I didn't eat dinner, you know what I mean? And so, no, no one's checking to see where that money goes. My, my mom would go out to like these really nice restaurants with her boyfriend and I would not eat dinner. And you know 0 (1h 6m 16s): What's really crazy in my situation is that my baby mama and my son live with her fucking parents who are 1 (1h 6m 23s): Loaded. That's how she got the attorney. I 2 (1h 6m 27s): Think you need to look at each kid 0 (1h 6m 28s): Is, and now she fucking works for the attorney that represented her. 1 (1h 6m 31s): That's a 0 (1h 6m 31s): Conflicted interest. Yeah. The whole thing's a scammed dude. I can't wait until I get fucking blow this show up and get famous and 1 (1h 6m 35s): Get back. Oh, it's pretty crazy man. 'cause the, 0 (1h 6m 37s): That's the only reason I do anything that I do. By the way, the only reason I do any of this shit is so that I can just get fuck, make a bunch of money and get a custody lawyer. That's all I fucking care about. Seriously. 2 (1h 6m 47s): Yeah. Yeah. I hope you do. 1 (1h 6m 48s): Yeah. My, they, they, my aunt used the system really, really fucking nefariously against my uncle where she had a live-in boyfriend. And after seven years in Jersey, it's considered a commonwealth marriage. So the fucking guy after six years would like go get a, a a, an apartment so that she would have to keep getting alimony from him. Oh my God. Yeah. So for like 20 years my uncle was paying I think the way back. Yeah. 0 (1h 7m 17s): Alimony's another kind of sort of scam. It's an outdated practice. I think it probably used to make sense 'cause women didn't work as much. Sure, yeah. But now it makes no sense at all. Yeah. 1 (1h 7m 26s): I, and Delco, you can look this up. I think I heard a stat that 50%, maybe it's a little less, maybe it's 40%, but whatever it is, Delco can let us know 50% of all of the money in divorces goes to the attorneys. So when people say, oh, I'm not gonna lose half of my money, it's actually way more than that. Oh yeah. Because you split 50% after whatever you pay the attorneys. 0 (1h 7m 50s): Dude, that's that's my, that's like, that's why, like I said, that's why I kind of just went into the media industry and was like, because if I would've just gone and got a regular job, I'd be, they'd be taking the money outta my paycheck anyway. I mean, I'd be in the same boat. Why not just do what I love? You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah. I don't know. You said 1 (1h 8m 7s): Divorce? What's up Divorce? Divorce? Yeah. Average divorce attorney is 0 (1h 8m 11s): About 11 grand. 1 (1h 8m 12s): Yeah. But then they get, so the average Divorce attorney is 11 grand, but I I think they get like a third. There's some that that do it on spec now or on contingency and then whatever the 0 (1h 8m 23s): If they win type 1 (1h 8m 24s): Shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they, they get like a third and then the other two thirds are split between the, the two parties. I think that that's, I could be wrong though, but I, I remember reading that. 0 (1h 8m 36s): Why would anybody, why, what, what's the benefit to a man getting married anymore? I don't think there is one. 1 (1h 8m 41s): Well, yeah, I think there's, well there's tax benefits, there's some tax benefits and that's honestly probably a great question for, for Candace when she comes back. But I I do look, 2 (1h 8m 56s): Are we still on alimony? 0 (1h 8m 57s): Yeah, I was asking. You 1 (1h 8m 58s): Just asked a great question. Go ahead. Propose it again. What is, 0 (1h 9m 3s): Is there any benefit to a man getting married anymore? So 2 (1h 9m 6s): Alimony is one of those scary things that everyone talks about, but it's really rare nowadays. It's very difficult to get, I do know, this is gonna be kind of funny to some people. I know a porn star that her husband's trying to get alimony from her, which is just, how much of a beta are you? That's disgusting. Oh, my ex-girlfriend did. Oh really? She 1 (1h 9m 25s): Got a, her ex-husband got like half her her shit. 2 (1h 9m 29s): That's crazy to me. Yeah, that's, 0 (1h 9m 31s): I think the alimony thing has sort of thinned out, but I just mean Well, it's, it 1 (1h 9m 34s): Has 2 (1h 9m 35s): Though, but No, but as far as benefits to marriage go, I think, I think if you're going to have kids, I think absolutely. I think you want something that's kind of stabilizing that relationship or locking it in place and having someone be responsible for that kid financially. I think it's, if you're in a relationship, it's really easy to break up. It's really hard to get divorced in North Carolina, for example. You have to be in arbitration for like a year before you can actually get divorced. 1 (1h 10m 1s): That's insane. 2 (1h 10m 2s): Yeah. It's just a required So what if you're getting hit? I know, and I know cases where that was one of my friends was in that situation. Stick 1 (1h 10m 9s): It out for another six months, babe. Why, 0 (1h 10m 11s): Why is the government even involved in marriage anyways? I thought that was originally it was like marriage was a fucking sacrament of the 2 (1h 10m 16s): Church, right? No, that came later actually. That's a huge misconception. It was, it was always a legal, I don't know, document and then it became religious later. Is that right? Yeah. Huh. 1 (1h 10m 28s): Yeah. I I I think that it's definitely antiquated in many ways. I think that there are some important things, some benefits. I think there, it's good to incentivize two family households. There's a ton of data that shows that kids thrive in households where they have a father and a mother. And if you remove the father, 0 (1h 10m 46s): You mean two parent household, two parent household, two family 2 (1h 10m 49s): And Polly all of a 1 (1h 10m 50s): Sudden. I'm sorry. Yeah. But, but there, there's lesbians Divorce at like 75%. Oh, 0 (1h 10m 56s): They have the highest divorce rates. They have the highest domestic violence rates. That's the fucking clip I was telling you about that it got like 30 million views on Instagram. I just, all I said was the, the out of all demographics of couples, lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence and people fucking freaked 1 (1h 11m 11s): Out. Lost their mind. Yeah, but it's that's 2 (1h 11m 13s): The truth. Truth. Yeah. 'cause it's, it's lesbians, hetero and then gay couples. Yeah. 0 (1h 11m 16s): Because I think, I think a lot of, I think a lot of the times lesbian women, not all of 'em, but a lot of them, they are manifesting what they think a is masculine energy and what being a man is. Yeah. And they think that that's like, you know, I'm gonna get cool fucking dyke haircut and beat my fucking chick or whatever. It's weird. That's, that's, I don't think that's 1 (1h 11m 39s): National. Yeah, true. Masculinity is knowing you can beat on somebody and choosing not to That's 0 (1h 11m 43s): Being dangerous and, and keeping it Yeah. In check. Having self-control. That's why I don't drink dude. Because when I used to get drunk, I would have no self-control. And I, and I wasn't like violent, but I would get fucking, nah, I was, 1 (1h 11m 52s): I don't drink whiskey at all anymore. Yeah. You don't drink. I don't, I don't drink hard liquor anymore. I'll drink beer. I started off not, I could micro dose my stuff. 0 (1h 11m 59s): I started off not drinking whiskey and then I was only drinking beer and then I would drink beer and I'd still get like fucked up and then do a bunch of drugs. My problem was I would get drunk, do a bunch of drugs. Yeah. Or I would get fucked up and like drunk drive or just destroy shit. Sure. Like I thought it would be funny to like 1 (1h 12m 15s): Start fire dumpster baby 0 (1h 12m 17s): Or something. Yeah. I was, I never got in a lot of fights. I don't like fighting. I've like broken my knuckle a bunch of times and, and I got some injuries. I got occipital nerve damage from me and my buddy getting in a fist fight in the street one time. And I don't see the point in fighting unless I'm having to defend somebody that like that I know. Even I'm probably not gonna step in in a fight with somebody. I don't know if I getting, getting beat up. Sure. 2 (1h 12m 42s): Yeah. 'cause you never know how far it's gonna go. Yeah. And 0 (1h 12m 44s): You also don't know what's going on. Dude, I was on rainy, rainy street back in the day before it got all built up. And I was with my buddy Tay. He's my, my roommate now. And he's mixed. He's half black. He's probably like 30% black, let's be honest. He's a light skinned fella. Mm. But we were down there and he was bartending and after the shift was over, we were saying bye. I was walking one way, he was walking the other way. Uber pulls up door, opens big fucking giant corn fed white dude door hit, hits his truck, and he gets out and he's like, Hey man, you hit my truck. And the dude's like, no, I didn't. And he, he just was, they got in an argument basically. And Tay was saying, yeah, you did. And the guy goes, Hey, how about you talk to me like a normal person and not a hard r And Tay was like, what'd you say? 0 (1h 13m 28s): And he said, you heard me hard r and I didn't hear exactly what was going on, but I kind of was like, what the hell? And Tay slaps him in the face. But this dude was huge and t's like a little skinny, light skinned punk, you know? And dude fucking grabs him. And I ran over and I hit him as hard as I could. I knocked him out completely cold. And, but he was so big, he falls over onto Tay T's like stuck underneath him. Can't get off of him. I'm hitting the guy in the side of the head and then somebody outta nowhere runs over and just starts fucking kicking the shit outta my head with some cowboy boots on. Split my entire head open. And there was like, we got up, I was ready to scrap. There's blood poured down my face point is that those, that guy kicked you point 1 (1h 14m 5s): Is that knocked out the, the big some 2 (1h 14m 7s): Bitch you don't know who's the good guy, guy? 0 (1h 14m 8s): The guy, the guy that kicked me in the head. Yeah. Fucking didn't real, he was kicking the wrong guy in the head. Yeah, yeah. You know, because he didn't know those guys, but he, I think they thought we were jumping that dude or something. Mm. But that's why I don't fucking stick my fucking nose in nobody else's business. Sure. Because you never know what the fuck's really going on. 1 (1h 14m 25s): Yeah, yeah. Well when you, you know, when you're sober, you can make that decision when you're drunk. It's just like 0 (1h 14m 30s): Exactly. Yeah. It's 1 (1h 14m 32s): Rock and roll. Yeah. But going back to the marriage thing, man, just how would you fix it? Like as a guy that's not been married and there's a man that, that, you know, is very wary of it because of, of what you guys just discussed. How would you, 'cause I do see the benefits of it, but like it's 2 (1h 14m 45s): Picking the right partner. 0 (1h 14m 47s): That's it. Yeah. But it's also a cultural thing. I don't know if there's any fixing at this point in America. Maybe go to another country. What 1 (1h 14m 52s): If we made it, what if we made it like 0 (1h 14m 54s): Marry a Mexican woman 1 (1h 14m 55s): 10 years? Oh yeah. Yeah. There's something to, there's, so there's something to the passport bro thing where, you know, American women are just real 0 (1h 15m 3s): Difficult, especially white women in America. Tough's so difficult possible. Please. They're annoying. They're, they're the most annoying people. 1 (1h 15m 10s): They want my opinion. They want a lot for providing very little, 0 (1h 15m 17s): They don't provide shit. Yeah. Mostly, especially 1 (1h 15m 19s): In South Florida, it's a very, 0 (1h 15m 20s): It depends what you're, what what demographic you're, you're in. But like the ritzy higher end women in this country, they don't provide shit. They're just hot. 1 (1h 15m 28s): Only got so far being said, man, the most successful people I know their marriage is strong and it's, it's a superpower. I 0 (1h 15m 35s): Agree. 1 (1h 15m 35s): Actually it's a 0 (1h 15m 35s): Superpower. But I think it's really hard to come across that. I think you've gotta kind of build a foundation for yourself 1 (1h 15m 41s): Prior the, the right woman is, is a fucking cheat code man. It really is. Yeah. You know, maybe it's, I think, I think it should be term limits like anything else. Like, all right, we're coming up on 10 years. We're we gonna, we we 0 (1h 15m 53s): Gotta, we gonna renew, we gotta 1 (1h 15m 55s): Renew, 0 (1h 15m 55s): Let's vote on it. Yeah. 1 (1h 15m 56s): Like, you know, I guarantee you everybody's gonna start being real nice to each other in that ninth year. They start seeing real estate prices all of a sudden. I mean, 0 (1h 16m 3s): Dude, I do think that there's, like we were talking about alimony. If it really is not as much of a thing anymore, then I think you're gonna see marriages, the, the success rate probably go up because I think a lot of times there were marriages where the woman's unhappy and they're like, fuck it, I'm out. Because they know they can get shit. If you don't think you can get shit out of it financially, then there's not as much of incentive there. There was for years it seems like incentive to get divorced. 2 (1h 16m 25s): No. Now it, it makes both people suffer financially and I think it actually hits women harder. 0 (1h 16m 30s): Good. 2 (1h 16m 32s): What? 1 (1h 16m 33s): Why are prenups like not mandatory? 2 (1h 16m 36s): I think everyone should have one. I agree. Women 1 (1h 16m 38s): Bring up the concept of a prenup to a woman and I think watch them nuclear. 0 (1h 16m 44s): Yeah. But dude, if you're gonna be bush successful marriage anyway, you're gonna have to be the kind of guy that's gonna stand his ground. I mean, yeah, I know woman's gonna stay married to some fucking asshole that's like, well I'm scared. Talk a you know what I mean? If your bitch is gonna go ccra, look at me. If your woman's gonna go crazy. 1 (1h 16m 60s): I'm sorry, your Honor. I, what, what I meant to say was 0 (1h 17m 2s): If you're, if your woman's gonna go crazy, ever, you're talking about a prenup anyways, don't marry her. Period. 2 (1h 17m 7s): Yeah, I agree. Because the thing is that person's letting their emotions get in control of their decision making. So what do you think is gonna happen at one of the most dramatic, worst thing days of your life? Right? They're not gonna be thinking cool and collected. So that's what it's for. Right? It's just to say, let's make an agreement while we're happy and love each other as to what it we would like this to look like if it doesn't work out. It makes 1 (1h 17m 27s): Sense to me. I'm a man, I'm logical talking to another woman. It's like, are you thinking about breaking up before we even, you know, married? 0 (1h 17m 33s): You know what's funny is my fucking, my parents are like the opposite of what mar like they're, they, they're fucking divorced. They've both been married a couple times. My dad's Italian and he's all fucking all over the place emotionally. And my mom was the one that was like logical and analytical. Mm. She does market research. All she does is numbers. So that was what I got growing up to look at. And they both have a bunch of failed relationships and it's just like, what's the point? Everybody in my family's been divorced. Everybody and some of 'em multiple times. My grandma's been married six since she's done her seventh husband 2 (1h 18m 5s): A romantic. 1 (1h 18m 7s): Is that No, she's fucking crazy. 2 (1h 18m 9s): A hopeless romantic. 0 (1h 18m 11s): She was a, she was like a go-go dancer in the sixties. 1 (1h 18m 14s): And she, videos are didn happen. Let's see what, let's see what ga gam look like, bro. Small. Let's see what ga ga 0 (1h 18m 21s): You wanna talk about some titties, dude, still really still. She's 1 (1h 18m 25s): Ga just out there milking. Shout 0 (1h 18m 26s): Out grandma. Yeah. 1 (1h 18m 28s): Hey, they're real and yeah, 0 (1h 18m 30s): You're right. Maybe they don't make 'em like they used to. They 1 (1h 18m 31s): Do not make them like they used to. Man. I, well I've been, I've been in Nashville. I was in last three weeks. I've been in Nashville, I've been in Orlando, I've been in Austin. I, I I've, I've seen, I've not seen one parent. You know what? Double D's. What? I 0 (1h 18m 43s): Bet you part of it is because back in the day, a lot more women were having kids and they would make them at bigger tits. 1 (1h 18m 49s): You think that's what it is? 0 (1h 18m 50s): Potentially. I don't know. I'm not the titty expert. 1 (1h 18m 52s): Women just don't, I'm an asthma. 0 (1h 18m 53s): I 2 (1h 18m 53s): They don't And a half don't Gary 1 (1h 18m 54s): Anymore. Huh? 2 (1h 18m 55s): I grew cup and a half. 1 (1h 18m 56s): You grew a cup and a half when you had the babies. Yeah. 2 (1h 18m 58s): I'm a triple D. What? 1 (1h 19m 0s): Ba 2 (1h 19m 1s): It's stupid. I know. I have my back hurts a lot. Aw, dude. 1 (1h 19m 6s): Speaking 0 (1h 19m 6s): Of back pain from tits, I put the fake tits on at at Dreamcon and it gave me legitimate back pain for days. Dude, I don't know. Sometimes I think I saw, I've gotten over it. No, 1 (1h 19m 16s): It's, I hope 2 (1h 19m 17s): Things, some stem sense stem cells. 1 (1h 19m 20s): Yeah. Do the, the hand in style. You have, you have 0 (1h 19m 22s): You ever, have you seen the fake tits 1 (1h 19m 24s): That I have? I have not seen fake 0 (1h 19m 25s): Tits. They're Can I bring 'em out on here? Is they gonna get us fucked on YouTube? 2 (1h 19m 28s): Oh, we can blur it out. We'll blur it out for the YouTube. 1 (1h 19m 30s): For the Patreon. They just go ahead and do on, on the OF Just throw 'em up. There's full episode with the titty smack is on the 2 (1h 19m 37s): O. Yeah. We we we could do that. Yeah. 1 (1h 19m 38s): That'd be an interesting test. Yeah. 6 (1h 19m 42s): I'm gonna hide the nipples from the camera, but yeah. 1 (1h 19m 45s): Oh wow, bud. You gotta throw 'em on. Nah, 0 (1h 19m 47s): I don't wanna put them 1 (1h 19m 48s): On. It's, 2 (1h 19m 48s): There'll be a lot of editing. 1 (1h 19m 49s): Wow. Yeah, check them out, dude. 2 (1h 19m 51s): Troy's like, it's okay. 1 (1h 19m 52s): I gotta tell you this, this, this would do it in that underground slap fight. Yeah. 0 (1h 19m 57s): This 1 (1h 19m 58s): Would be dumb. Are these filled with water? What going on 2 (1h 20m 2s): Here? We were hiding that from the cameras. Gerard. 0 (1h 20m 5s): Yeah. I didn't wanna give Delco extra work. It's fine. 1 (1h 20m 8s): Do, did you see it on camera? Yeah, 2 (1h 20m 9s): Look at you. 1 (1h 20m 10s): But it's, you're just, there's nothing, there's nothing to see. 2 (1h 20m 12s): Okay. 0 (1h 20m 13s): I think you could probably have the fake boobs on camera actually. What do you think Delco? Yeah, 1 (1h 20m 17s): They're 0 (1h 20m 18s): Fine. Okay. Okay. Yeah, then don't worry about it. Oh, 2 (1h 20m 19s): They're fine. Cool. 1 (1h 20m 22s): Who, who did it better? 2 (1h 20m 24s): Who wore best 0 (1h 20m 26s): Did better. They feel real though, right? Do 1 (1h 20m 28s): They? 2 (1h 20m 30s): No, 0 (1h 20m 31s): I think they feel real. 1 (1h 20m 32s): They smell like shit, bud. 0 (1h 20m 33s): Yeah. It's all my sweat, dude. 2 (1h 20m 35s): Geez. 0 (1h 20m 36s): I mean, I haven't washed them. Fuck yeah. Throw 'em on the ground over there, dude. Fuck. Ah 1 (1h 20m 40s): God. 2 (1h 20m 41s): Okay. 0 (1h 20m 41s): What else did you have on your, on 2 (1h 20m 43s): My list? 0 (1h 20m 43s): Your list of notes? 2 (1h 20m 44s): Yeah. Let's see. We had, oh, well, thoughts, thoughts on Trump releasing the names on the Epstein list? 0 (1h 20m 52s): I don't think he'll actually do 2 (1h 20m 53s): That. I don't think he's going to either. 1 (1h 20m 55s): If it benefited him, he would've done it already. I 2 (1h 20m 58s): Don't think he's allowed to. I think that there's someone above him that's gonna be like, you sure you're gonna, you're gonna do that. Do you 0 (1h 21m 3s): Think? Do you think so? I mean, there was an attempted assassination. Yeah. 2 (1h 21m 6s): Like bullet. 0 (1h 21m 7s): We'll, do you know a lot of people we interviewed about that thought it was fake? 2 (1h 21m 10s): A lot of people I talked to too, they 0 (1h 21m 11s): Thought it was like a set, like a, like they staged it as if that's, I mean 2 (1h 21m 15s): It's, 0 (1h 21m 16s): I don't, I don't, that doesn't seem possible to me, but I guess I, anything's possible. 1 (1h 21m 19s): I gotta tell you, the the guy that got shot in the chest fucking really committed to the role. He's dead. He committed to it. That's commitment to the bit. Yeah. 2 (1h 21m 27s): Yeah. And yeah, that's nuts. It makes no sense. But people have truly lost their mind. And then I have a clip that I sent in and it's this new movement of hot girls eating raw meat or eating steak. So it's working for them. They're getting a ton of followers. Like carnivore diet. Yeah. They're trying to like sexualize slash capture the male audience of the whole carnivore movement and the, like, the right wing alpha movement, like red pill I guess 0 (1h 21m 51s): You could say. I heard somebody recently say that the, the carnivore diet people are the new vegans because 2 (1h 21m 58s): Their whole personality 0 (1h 21m 59s): Just about it. Yeah. I don't know. That's interesting. 1 (1h 22m 2s): Delco, can you play that clip? 0 (1h 22m 4s): What? Dude, she's got tits right there. 2 (1h 22m 6s): Yeah, she does. Her whole page is titties. 0 (1h 22m 8s): That's you said There's no more tits. There's 1 (1h 22m 10s): Tits. It's good. So maybe, maybe, maybe we've gotta eat more raw meat. See, 2 (1h 22m 13s): Look at that. That one's the aggressive part. She's just grabbing that ribeye and just chomping into it. Raw. Oh, it's raw. Raw. 0 (1h 22m 20s): Oh, I, I guess I didn't, 2 (1h 22m 22s): So is this hot? No. Is this appealing? Would you hit follow? 0 (1h 22m 26s): I mean, she's hot. I'd be, 2 (1h 22m 27s): No. Yeah, she's pretty, but I don't get look at, ugh. It's making me nauseous. 1 (1h 22m 32s): Is eating raw food not bad for you anymore? 2 (1h 22m 35s): Well, no. You can have tar but the meat, the meat is prepared in a way that you can eat it raw. Like you can't just eat any steak raw. It has to be a certain kind of steak. 1 (1h 22m 44s): Somebody was just telling me they eat chicken raw in Japan now. 2 (1h 22m 46s): No, no, no, no, no. 1 (1h 22m 47s): I swear to God there's like chicken tuna or like chicken sashimi. No, 2 (1h 22m 52s): Just a No, I've 0 (1h 22m 53s): Eaten chicken that was not totally cooked all the way. Were you sick? And I think I've developed an immunity too. 2 (1h 22m 59s): Raw 0 (1h 22m 59s): Chicken, salmonella. 2 (1h 22m 60s): That's no, that is real. So there's, there were these preppers, these hillbilly preppers that I watched, watched on this show and they were trying to get ready for like the end of times and they're like, well I wanna, I don't want anything taking me down, including salmonella. So what they would do is they would start with tiny pieces of raw chicken and they would get like to bigger and bigger portion sizes and they would actually start to rot the chicken. So they would have the chicken, chicken start to rot and they would take these nipples of it. Wow. And they did, they build an immunity to eating raw or spoiled meat because they're like, if it's the end of times I need to go get roadkill, I need to be able to eat that and not die. I could. These guys were like committed. 0 (1h 23m 36s): Wait, so what? 2 (1h 23m 37s): Yeah, 0 (1h 23m 38s): I could see eating, eating uncooked chicken to a degree, developing an immunity to it. But raw food, raw or spoiled food. Is that 2 (1h 23m 48s): Real rotten chicken? Yeah. They said it worked. Why? And they built up to being able to eat an entire chicken breast that was wr that was rotten. He, I, I said why? 'cause they think that if the apocalypse comes and maybe they can't hunt or they don't have access to fresh food, that if there's roadkill or spoiled meat or like leftovers Sure. They can scavenge and eat that and not die. 1 (1h 24m 10s): Theoretically speaking. Couldn't they just slowly build up their immunity then during the apocalypse? 2 (1h 24m 15s): Well, no, 'cause they're, it could happen tomorrow. Exactly. They'd be preed. They're preppers 1 (1h 24m 20s): Don. Yeah. You don't get the same credit uhuh. 0 (1h 24m 23s): Do you think we're gonna live to cease the apocalypse? 2 (1h 24m 25s): I hope not. 1 (1h 24m 27s): I will. I've been, I've been, I've been prepping. Well the rest of you die off. 2 (1h 24m 31s): Well, it's ex zombie 0 (1h 24m 32s): Man. I'm mean to everything. I 1 (1h 24m 34s): Cockroach I'll be turning you in. Long pork bear. Scary Gary. 0 (1h 24m 37s): I'd be eating part of my leg, dude. I wouldn't eat me by the way. I probably actually have a ton of diseases. It's like a 2 (1h 24m 42s): Bear. You're immune. If you eat like a spoiled bear, then you can track the disease that the bear had. 0 (1h 24m 46s): Well if you eat a human being, 1 (1h 24m 47s): But I get his immunity if I eat him. Nah, 0 (1h 24m 49s): That's not Is it like 2 (1h 24m 50s): A superpower? No. You would get, you'd get sick. No. 0 (1h 24m 52s): Also, if you eat a human being, you get that fucking disease. What it's, it like almost is like a zombie disease. If 1 (1h 24m 59s): I eat your brain, do I get your memories? 2 (1h 25m 1s): Kind of. So I learned, whoa, I kind of learned this. So your, your brain cells are spread throughout your body. So if you're a cannibal and you start to eat the person that those like random brain cells that are throughout the, the other person that you're consuming will attach to different parts of your body. And actually, where the fuck did you read this? Make you look, go crazy. It'll give you psychosis. What? 1 (1h 25m 20s): Yeah. Well that 0 (1h 25m 22s): You don't get their memories though. No, 2 (1h 25m 24s): Not their memories. Oh, but you're, you are getting their brains, their brain cells. So 0 (1h 25m 27s): Yeah, no, that's what happened. That's why that's where that fucking whole myth of zombies comes from. Is is from people eating it's cannibalism. 1 (1h 25m 34s): Is that right? Yeah. And 0 (1h 25m 35s): They, I don't, I don't think we're gonna experience the apocalypse in our lifetime, but I do think that we have the potential to live through a civil war type event in the United States. Mm. I think that's totally possible. Yeah. I 1 (1h 25m 48s): Can see that happening. Yeah, for sure. 0 (1h 25m 50s): And I think it's being done on purpose. I mostly from external, you know, outside forces, like, like there was just a Chinese spy that was found in that. The governor of New York's cabinet. That's 1 (1h 26m 1s): Correct. And, and she was also, she's not, I think she was the chief of staff and she also worked for a US congresswoman as well. 0 (1h 26m 7s): Yeah. And, and I think there's a lot of stuff like that happening. There was that fucking Russian spy whale. There's Chinese spy balloons, there's fucking Covid was from China. I mean that was manufactured in the lab. They pretty much admitted that now. Mm. Yeah. There's a bunch of people trying to force the US to in fight and implode. Yeah. 1 (1h 26m 22s): Because it's gonna Yeah. Open Border Society apac, 0 (1h 26m 24s): That shit, that shit's insane. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. The, the open border, the border's outta control. That shit in Colorado is real. It's insane. 1 (1h 26m 33s): That'd be an interesting episode. Yeah. Holy 0 (1h 26m 35s): Shit. It would be. Yeah. That's, we would, that's 2 (1h 26m 37s): The scary one to do. Dangerous. Yeah. 1 (1h 26m 40s): Yeah. I don't know man. Like the, the Yeah, look, the, it's definitely external forces. It's definitely inorganic and you can tell it's inorganic because we don't feel it in everyday life. We go out, we go to the bar, we go to the show and everybody's happy. Everybody's fine. Different colors, different genders. You were talking in the car about how you think, you know, the liberals in Texas get a bad rap. 2 (1h 27m 0s): They're different. Yeah. Yeah. They're cool. They're 0 (1h 27m 2s): Libertarian Russia. 2 (1h 27m 3s): They're Yeah, they're cool here. Yeah. 0 (1h 27m 4s): You know, the other day somebody was saying that the, the media and all the propaganda in the news that we see, they're not lying to us. They're instructing us. I wish I could remember who said that, but I think that's pretty accurate. I think think it's all by design. They're 1 (1h 27m 16s): Constructing a reality that just doesn't exist. 0 (1h 27m 17s): They're, they're baby stepping us toward our own oblivion. In the us in, in, in Western society in general. They 1 (1h 27m 26s): Do not want the United States to exist. They don't want the concept of freedom. Dude, there's the concept of the nation state, right? They don't want, they want global federalism. They want one world government where someone in Brussels who we've never met, is gonna tell us exactly what we can do, what we can't do. They want, they wanna, they wanna look at a spreadsheet and they wanna see we have this, we have that, we have this, we have that. Is that like 3D printed? It's, yeah. 2 (1h 27m 50s): It's Trump. 1 (1h 27m 51s): That's so funny. 0 (1h 27m 53s): No, I think you're right. 1 (1h 27m 54s): That's so funny. I think you're 2 (1h 27m 54s): Totally on point. We have to do this again. We're wrapping it up because we, yeah. We have to go to infowars. Gary, this was awesome. Do you wanna tell the people where they can find your show, check you out, how they can support you? Yeah. 0 (1h 28m 4s): It's Friday's 5:00 PM street gon I want drinking, bro. My Instagram is the do Scary Gary. And that's where we do all like the updates and clips and shit 2 (1h 28m 14s): Like that. Yeah. This was awesome. You're great. I hope the show is a huge success. And please stay safe because sometimes I'm like watching this like, oh my god. 0 (1h 28m 23s): No promises. Yeah, no 2 (1h 28m 24s): Promises 0 (1h 28m 25s): At all. We gotta, we, we just wanna make sure we get the best shit. The most real shit raw. You know, we obviously edit the, we, we, Joel adds a bunch of crazy shit to it to make it more entertaining. But it's all real shit. It's really what we do. 1 (1h 28m 37s): Awesome man. Yeah. Thank you. The last real journalist Live. Yeah. The scary Gary. And, and once again, let's just, can we all just fucking appreciate how fucking great Candace looks before we leave? Oh God. What, what a fantastic, this one, this episode's gonna get some views. Yeah. Yeah. And everybody's gonna be really upset when they see me and you and it buddy. 0 (1h 28m 56s): Yeah, yeah. They are. They're gonna say, who's these? Who these queers shut 1 (1h 28m 59s): Up. Let her talk. 0 (1h 29m 2s): Alright guys, have a great one. 2 (1h 29m 3s): Bye everybody.
