Mean Guns (1997)

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We got Sean Jordan. 22 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:21,080 I already Travis Bud Yoy. My name is Todd. 23 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:22,600 Waffle Beans. 24 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:27,120 Exactly. And but you're Todd. I'm Todd. I've been Todd all this time. 25 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:27,953 Believe it or not, 26 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:33,680 the call's coming from inside the Todd and we are here to talk 27 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,200 about the last movie in our dealer's choice. 28 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:39,240 This is Travis's Pick and the series of movies we hate to love or love to hate. 29 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:43,480 This is Mean Guns and God, 30 00:01:43,490 --> 00:01:46,960 It it's a movie that happened and there it is. Yeah, 31 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,840 this movie was one that we watched. Mm-hmm. . 32 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,960 It is something that happened. Um, but in the meantime, we're gonna talk about, 33 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,440 uh, the wine first. Uh, Coor is what we're drinking. Uh, 34 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:02,160 Coor is a region mouth. , uh, is a region in France, 35 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:05,440 and it's going to be a mal back and Merlo blend. 36 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,400 It is an area where you can find some straight ahead mal back there. 37 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:11,800 And it's unusual to find those anywhere outside of Argentina. 38 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,120 That's the most famous area that has Mal back. This is peppery. Yeah, it's good. 39 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,640 It's full bodied. I mean, this is, you can look at the color. It's a dark, uh, 40 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:23,480 purple, dark inky color. This is a steak wine. This is a big file, Andon. 41 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:26,680 Uh, if you look in, there's some nice gho out there. 42 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,840 You could do like a splurge do. Um, 43 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:35,040 a nice rich . You could do a nice, rich, uh, Malbec, you know, 44 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,560 Merlo with any kind of big meal like that. Yeah. I don't, 45 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,480 I don't think any light. 46 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,040 Comes. 47 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,800 Through this. No. It is a deep dark purple, uh, which is like Malbec. Ooh. 48 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,240 I love deep purple. Mm-hmm. . Um, yeah. What's, what's the, 49 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:50,160 what are the properties of Malbec like, plus one, 50 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,840 they've got lake and savings. 51 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,720 Throws. Let's, let's see. They've got a rental property. Definitely, Um, strong, 52 00:02:55,720 --> 00:03:00,480 high and strength. Um, high in Constitution for sure. I mean, these are heavy, 53 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:02,960 deep, dark reds. Um. 54 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:07,760 It's not a, a blend of other wine like this one's. What would you say pinot? 55 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:12,240 This? No, this is mal back. So Malbec is a grape. Right. Okay. And so, uh, 56 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:16,080 and cohorts, you'll commonly find mal back blended with some merlo. 57 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:20,040 And so, Which two beefy grapes? Yeah. Two big grapes. 58 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:23,920 They are two grapes that you'll find in Bordeaux, which is nearby. 59 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,153 Argentina. 60 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:30,000 Uh, Malbec. Yeah. Yeah, you'll see those. Okay. It's in France. Argentina. 61 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:30,750 Yeah. 62 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:35,400 That's good. and France. Um, Malbec is commonly blended. 63 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:39,200 I in most places, Malbec is blended with other grapes in Argentina. 64 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:43,480 It's commonly a standalone grape. They, they kind of made it their own like, 65 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,760 you know, country grape. Um, 66 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:50,000 but in France it's one of the five Bordeaux grapes. So that, 67 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,440 and then Bordeaux is like the premier wine region in France. 68 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:59,000 That's the crim de la crim is Bordeaux. Um, but yeah, Cabernet, 69 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:02,200 Merlot, Cabernet, Fran, petite UX and Malbec are the, 70 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:06,480 the grapes that you see in Bordeaux and in this particular region, 71 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,360 they grow Malbec and Merlot and they make, 72 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:12,040 they blend them together to make red wines. That's lovely. 73 00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:16,320 So I worked in a liquor store for 10 years and the only things I know are is 74 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,960 what IPA stands for. And that is, uh, from Argentina. 75 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,080 That's it. , I worked on the weekends. Mm-hmm. . 76 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,120 . And you were great. Travis. 77 00:04:27,270 --> 00:04:28,320 I was adequate. Mm-hmm. 78 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,240 Travis definitely, you. 79 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,120 Know, ran a register. 80 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,760 Yeah. He got that you were sufficient. Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm. 81 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,760 . See, he's get degrees. Yep. . 82 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,040 I like discounts. 83 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,040 So you. 84 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,320 You were quiet quitting before it was a thing. Yeah. 85 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,393 . 86 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:43,560 My whole life has been quiet. Quitting . 87 00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:47,080 I mean, was that not office space of like, 88 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,240 I worked just hard enough to not get fired. Yeah. 89 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:49,840 Yeah. A. 90 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,440 Hundred percent. Which I mean, now the argument is like, is, I mean, 91 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,800 why wasn't I always thing. 92 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,200 That's, that's work. It's called working. That's just called working. 93 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,440 Anything beyond that is working for free. Mm-hmm. . 94 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:02,880 So why work for free? Yeah. You know, it's the Joker in Dark Night. You know, 95 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,440 if you're good at something, never do it for free. Mm-hmm. . 96 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,040 Mm-hmm. . That's a weird tieback, but. 97 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,240 You're right. Yeah. I mean, yeah, of course he's talking about killing Batman, 98 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,960 but, you know, either way. You know what I'm. 99 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,240 Saying? Yeah. That's, that's Travis sewing wine. 100 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,000 . Yeah. It's all part. 101 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,640 Of the plan. Ooh. Yeah. 102 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:23,920 I would like to sell wine by like telling people paired well with the number 103 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,520 four from Burger Street. Mm-hmm. . And it did. 104 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:28,280 Or dub cheese. Mm-hmm. , What. 105 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,920 What is the number four at Burger Street? Walk us through. 106 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:32,640 I don't remember if it's a number four, but it's a, it's a dub cheese. 107 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,440 It's a double double meat, double cheese burger. Mm-hmm. . 108 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:39,480 It's delicious. I go with a large to, And also they're, uh, 109 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,440 cherry limeade are delicious because they don't use Sprite. They use serum mist. 110 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:44,520 Who? Tm. 111 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,720 Interesting. That is a curve ball. Yeah. 112 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,160 Probably. So we watch mean. 113 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,000 Guns rights to. 114 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,110 . 115 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:54,520 I know. We'd rather talk about my Burger Street order than, Than Mean Guns. 116 00:05:54,590 --> 00:05:57,400 I wanna reach out to Burger Street, see if they would give us little scr. 117 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:58,440 God name drop. 118 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,273 Please don't. 119 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,150 . 120 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:02,520 I would, I, I don't know how much I weigh now, 121 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,400 but I would be more if you did that. 122 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,720 . Is Burger Street a national thing? Do we know? 123 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,520 Or is that like a local thing? 124 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,320 No, I don't think so. Tulsa, I, I've lived in two different cities and no, no. 125 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,120 Burger Street. 126 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,160 Interesting. Those cities are much poorer for that. 127 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:16,800 God, it's, it's heavenly. Yeah. There. 128 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,840 Actually, oddly enough, there was a place in Dallas called Burger Street, 129 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,840 but it was a completely one off place. 130 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,480 Yeah. Um, but anyway, we are gonna talk about mean guns, but first. 131 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:27,520 The point to merges. 132 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:32,640 , the, the shoe drops. Uh, we're gonna hear it from our, uh, sponsor, 133 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,600 then we will be right back. 134 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,250 Commercials. 135 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:38,720 We love you. Send Minos brought to you by Bark. We're dog lovers here. 136 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:42,120 And Bark is a great and affordable way to give your dog the extra love and 137 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:46,280 treats they deserve. 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Did I say dog shoes? 149 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:15,480 Paddle. 150 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,560 Pillows. I thought I heard shoes. 151 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,080 Yeah. I don't know if they have. I think they don't do shoes, 152 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,280 but they do treats and shoes. And shoes. Dog. 153 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,160 Shoes. Shoes. 154 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:22,850 Dog shoes. 155 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:23,560 Oh man. 156 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,200 I need to go back in dog shoes. Although, I mean, 157 00:07:26,630 --> 00:07:30,680 I will say you put shoes on our border, Colly. It is highly entertaining. 158 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,080 Actually. And you know what? You. 159 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:32,913 Shoes for dogs. 160 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:36,320 If I may, to any dog lovers and owners out there. 161 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:41,840 I know there's, it says dog treats, but test one for yourself. 162 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,040 Cause you never know. You might find a diamond in the rough. 163 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:48,680 I saw a video of a grandma eating dog cookies like the other day. True. 164 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,240 Or false, Travis, When we were working at the store together, 165 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:54,800 did you eat some of the dog that was at the store as treats? 166 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,880 Milk bones? Yeah. 167 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:56,160 Yeah. 168 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,600 Okay. On more than a one occasion, no bones. 169 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,080 Yes. Travis had some milk bones. 170 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,680 Those are shaped like bones. Yeah. 171 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:05,440 And they're like $4 for like a box of 500. Yeah. 172 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,000 Those are not high quality. Those did not come from a. 173 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,880 Bakery. No, those came from cardboard. Yeah. 174 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:14,200 I, I forgot to brush my teeth one day before I got to, uh, to work. 175 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,320 No, you should have used your and I, in that case, I. 176 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:20,640 Felt like I needed the, the gravel to, uh, scrape any, you know, 177 00:08:21,730 --> 00:08:26,440 uh, just whatever's on my tongue and mouth, just to just a good scrape. 178 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:31,320 And then I may or may not have like, uh, like gared with, uh, you know, 179 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,760 vodka afterwards. It was fine. So. 180 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:37,040 You're telling the law of averages milk. 181 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:37,520 Bone and. 182 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:41,560 A vodka. The milk bone vodka brought the overall quality of your mouth up. 183 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:42,423 Yeah. 184 00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:43,280 Yes. 185 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,560 . It's like, what is, is that I smell? Is that milk, 186 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,280 Bones and vodka ? Mm-hmm. 187 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:49,440 I got two numbers that night. 188 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,360 That is, uh. 189 00:08:50,950 --> 00:08:51,960 That reminds me. 190 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:53,840 Oh. Was one of the SPCA. 191 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:57,120 That was, was, uh, 192 00:08:57,260 --> 00:09:01,760 and so I always worked weekends at the liquor store Friday and Saturday nights. 193 00:09:02,290 --> 00:09:06,240 Uh, which sucks cuz I had another job. And that was just took all my weekend. 194 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,400 Anyway. Um, there was, uh, 195 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,200 one Halloween people were all dressing up on, on Friday nights. 196 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,240 And then I was back at work Saturday again. This other, 197 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,920 this gal came in and I was asking for id, She goes, 198 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:24,480 I was in last night, You and you carted me already. I was like her in a costume. 199 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:28,560 She was like, I was the one, uh, the gal without a tooth. I said, 200 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,480 You're gonna have to narrow that down, . 201 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,880 But what's the, uh, the meme from Batman? Beyond? 202 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,880 Do you know how little that narrows it down? Yeah. 203 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:36,250 . 204 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,083 Exactly. 205 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:40,400 Yes. It's, it's sad but true. Yeah. 206 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:45,080 If you don't coin a, a perfume of milk, bone and vodka, 207 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,760 I, I will be disappointed. Mm-hmm. 208 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,920 and I got that girl's number because of milk, bones and vodka. 209 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:51,320 Mm-hmm. 210 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,640 , that number was 31. That's the number of T she had. . 211 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:56,440 That's generous. 24. 212 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:01,320 Let's be honest. Yeah. I believe I was there that night. Ugh. And, uh, 213 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,200 so mean guns. 214 00:10:02,610 --> 00:10:03,443 Oh yeah. 215 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:08,120 Uh, it was unleashed to the world. 1997, November 21st, 216 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:11,360 Right around Thanksgiving. So I know, I was thankful for that year. 217 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:12,583 That you didn't. 218 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,430 1997. 219 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:17,200 Yeah. Huh? Yeah. . Huh? 220 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,120 I I definitely missed that on the mean guns. 221 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:22,280 I, I remember the world getting a little bit darker that day. Now I know why. 222 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:25,080 Yeah. Yeah. You thought it was a full solar eclipse, but. 223 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:25,440 Yeah, I. 224 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,680 Was like, what is this Ma? Yeah. 225 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:31,640 Ma. It it was a low budget movie that they couldn't afford Steven's golf for. 226 00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:32,120 So. 227 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,080 It's the best of times. It was the worst time. 228 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:38,080 If, if you've never heard the, the story of Steven Segal's professional career. 229 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,640 There are a lot of, uh, 230 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:44,520 documents and podcasts and stories that have been told of Steven Segal's career. 231 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,080 Yeah. I think he would've fit right into this movie. He. 232 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,040 Would've been excellent, but I think this was the peak of his career. 233 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:50,800 He likes not. 234 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:54,760 Each guys dicks a lot, doesn't he? He likes to try and hit people in the junk. 235 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,120 Yeah. 236 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:59,920 He does. He's he's very mean. Uh, but he was also largely funded by, 237 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:00,803 uh, the mob. 238 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,120 Interesting. Yeah. 239 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,920 And owed them a lot of favors and money really with that time. 240 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,960 He's also atail Russian citizen. 241 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:08,680 Also. Interesting. 242 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:09,480 And friends with. 243 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,960 Putin. And he's a, uh. 244 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:11,933 Guy Beard. 245 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,320 Exactly. Yeah. 246 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,360 Yeah. There's a lot about students who all, but yeah. 97 this. 247 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,160 And there's still a lot that we don't know. We're still learning. There's a. 248 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:20,640 Lot that we don't. 249 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,760 Want to know , we're still, 250 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,880 we're still unpacking about Steven Scott and we will continue, like you say, 251 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,680 to do so for a long. 252 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,840 Time. And he's not in this movie. 253 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,040 No, No, he's not. 254 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,440 And we've been talking about him for about two minutes straight now. . 255 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,720 Anything to just not talk about this movie. 256 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:37,640 Exactly. Um, this is available on Amazon, uh, streaming. 257 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,400 Uh, so talking about. 258 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,040 The aspect for issue though on that Amazon streaming. 259 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,440 Okay. So we're talk about that. But we could start with like, 260 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,920 literally I have a million things in the review and here that we could talk 261 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:47,060 about. 262 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,480 Hit us with the review. What do you. 263 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:52,280 Got? Okay. And we'll come back through. Okay. So, um, 264 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:56,640 this was filmed in a blue tent, like it was filmed through a bottle of Windex. 265 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,360 You looked at this movie, then the entire thing is tinted a deep free on blue. 266 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:02,640 You know, my favorite shows are filmed in tent. 267 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,160 , like. 268 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,520 British Bakeoff. Oh yeah. 269 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:07,320 It's intense. It's. 270 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:11,200 Filmed in tent. Mm-hmm. sleepaway camp filmed in tens. Yeah. 271 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,080 Crazy Friday. 272 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,760 The 13th filmed intense. Mm-hmm. . 273 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:19,680 Ooh. Exactly. Yep. So, um, but yeah, I have, I don't. 274 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,920 Know why heavyweights filmed Intenses. Ooh. Yeah. 275 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,960 That's one of Ben Stiller's best roles. Yeah. Um, I have written here, 276 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,960 it was like that I have expected to see Garma up appear in this movie. 277 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:33,240 There's so much blue everywhere. So that's my ones, That's a Smurf joke. 278 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,680 , I'm allowing myself I. 279 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,480 Understood that reference. You get one Smurf. 280 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,360 Joke. Yeah. I get one Smurf joke per year. I've hit that quote. A so, 281 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,040 but you know, I. 282 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,920 I think the, the ratio of men to women was the same too. Yeah. 283 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:46,280 Yeah. This passes the Bede test if anybody would ever care to watch. 284 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,880 Us. Does it really? There's three mm-hmm. 285 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,120 . Oh it does? Yeah. I mean, they didn't, 286 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,560 the two women didn't really talk about men a whole lot. 287 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,600 They just call each other like a bitch. Oh. 288 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,000 . Yeah. Boom. Pass the back Dell test. 289 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:02,560 So the plot, um, this is set in a newly constructed prison. 290 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:04,600 A crooked, uh, 291 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,000 underworld warden played by ice tea assembles a hundred shady characters. 292 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:12,920 Roberts ths and snitches who betrayed a powerful crime syndicate. Uh, 293 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,560 the rules are, 294 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,200 they have six hours to have a battle royal in this empty prison until there are 295 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,800 three and only three people left. 296 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:23,720 Those three people receive 10 million of cash and their freedom as the bodies 297 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,520 quickly pile up. 298 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:29,000 The movie focuses on several groups of Tarantino knockoff characters. Uh, 299 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,960 four main characters make an uneasy truth to band together to the end, 300 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:36,360 one of them will have to die to make it three. Which character will that be? 301 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:40,160 And will you care by that point? Spoiler alert. No, I. 302 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,880 Assure you, you will not, you. 303 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:46,160 Will not care by that point. So, um, I have my thoughts. 304 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:49,280 And now if we're talking about the aspect ratio, this was filmed in like, 305 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,640 instead of like 16, nine, this was like 11 six. 306 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,880 This is like designed to make your eyeballs go in two different directions while 307 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:56,450 you're watching it. 308 00:13:56,450 --> 00:14:01,000 Uh, it, so it was filmed I think in a five to four ratio, 309 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,040 like a normal square tube tv. Mm-hmm. 310 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:08,000 and Jeff Bezos literally just found the VHS in a flea market, 311 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:11,120 Scanned it in, just said put it up there. Mm-hmm. , 312 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,160 because it does not fit today's TV screens. It's. 313 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,640 Awful and blurry. 314 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:17,730 And it, 315 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:22,480 it somehow they managed to take the lines from a tube TV 316 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,920 and put it onto my beautiful, like l e D tv. 317 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,080 Yeah. Instead of pan and scan. This is just scan Yeah. 318 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:33,440 . Yeah. Uh, but they also didn't keep it in five to four ratio. 319 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,160 They stretched it out. Mm-hmm. like, it's, it's stretchy, 320 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,360 it's blue, It's liney. 321 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:41,240 Yeah. Yeah. They have different ratio. Like this is the Kurgestan ratio. 322 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,073 Five four. 323 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:46,120 . So Yeah. The, the only version you can get that's not in this ratio, 324 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,120 ironically is the region two blueray. 325 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:48,640 Yeah. 326 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,640 Which you can't watch cuz we're in, in region one. 327 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,480 So if you're gonna watch this on Amazon, 328 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,240 and it's like whatever the hell this is, I would advise, uh, 329 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,160 having some Dramamine beforehand. Yeah. 330 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,800 It's also available on Tobi tv. Mm-hmm. . 331 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:06,360 And it might actually be a better on there because you also have 332 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,160 subtitles. 333 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,040 Betters are very relative term. Yeah. 334 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:12,280 So the subtitles helped you understand the plot? 335 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:16,680 No, I think there were a few things that they mumbled and I, I was, 336 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:18,600 I have to have subtitles all the. 337 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,600 Time. I think the mumbling was most of the movie. 338 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,080 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 339 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,600 But I, the reason I pick this, uh, 340 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,720 is I'm sure that this was a, 341 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,520 a movie I watched back in the day before, uh, I, 342 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,240 I was waiting on a good blurry Skin Max movie mm-hmm. . 343 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:39,160 And this was on late at night. Um, and I watched it and I was like, 344 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,880 I don't know what the fuck this is, but I thought it was weird ahead, 345 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:47,040 like kind of, you know, it was just a mombo, uh, 346 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,440 Die hard a little bit. Yeah. Like just a, 347 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:53,480 just people all on their own running around together. 348 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:57,080 So the plot of the film, uh, Ice Tea, 349 00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:02,480 the first movie I ever saw that, uh, where Ice Tea was an actor. Um, 350 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:07,600 and I thought he was cool in it, even though now watching it, I'm like, Man, 351 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,640 this is really bad. He was cool. And as. 352 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,473 He was cool. 353 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:14,480 As as I watched it, like at the beginning I was like, Oh God, 354 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,960 I'm kind of cringing at all the other guys watching this. 355 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:21,560 I started getting drunker, I started enjoying it more about a halfway point. 356 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:25,920 I was like, this is awful. But you know what, I'm having a doozy of a time. 357 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,160 Yeah. When I texted you that I was watching this movie, you were like, just, 358 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:33,280 just get drunk or get high something, it's gonna make it better. Mm-hmm. 359 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:33,970 . 360 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:37,560 It didn't Yeah. or it did, I don't know. Yeah. Maybe it's, 361 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,600 it's it's below the baseline at. 362 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,600 Some point. I just, it was, uh, it's like, it's the world you live in, right? 363 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:48,280 You start watching the movie Sin City with Frank Miller, um, and you're like, 364 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,760 God, this is awful. This is weird. The dialogue is fucked. 365 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:56,680 And then after they hop into the next story, you're like, Okay, I've, 366 00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:01,080 I've taken the pill. Like I'm on board. Like I get that that's, that, you know, 367 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:05,120 this is the, the, I am a PanAm of the scenes or, 368 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,160 or whatever the fuck. 369 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:11,080 Like this is how the people talk and that's how I got with Mean Guns a little 370 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:11,490 bit. 371 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:15,920 Um, but I will say since City is like Dr. Jovago compared to this movie . 372 00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:17,120 Yeah. Um, 373 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:21,240 and I will say that we have to be the only entity in the world that referenced 374 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,040 Iic PanAm with Mean Guns. 375 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,800 . I'm just saying. 376 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,960 You can tell the Cadence Corner. 377 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,313 Somebody's. 378 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:27,800 You. 379 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,880 You can tell somebody's riding and, and you get used to it. You're like, 380 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,360 All right. Well I I guess if this is how it's gonna go. 381 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,800 Although it's weird you mention that because at Icet has his monologue at the 382 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,800 beginning of the movie. Yeah. I thought, 383 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,280 is that blank verse the fuck is he saying? 384 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,040 It's like literally I wrote down that one of his quotes where he says, 385 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,440 redemption separates the wheat from the shaft. 386 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:51,040 I've never wanted to pull my TV off the wall more than I did in that one. 387 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,200 Redemption separates the, the wheat. 388 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:57,760 From the shaft. It's like God damnit man. The. 389 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,600 Wheat or the. 390 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,600 Wheat? The wheat. Wheat. The wheat. 391 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,160 Wheat wheat. See when you, when you, the wheat process with the shaft, 392 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,840 when you process wheat, it's a grain, but there's, 393 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,800 there's a lot of shaft that goes along with it. So you have to like, uh, 394 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,680 you gotta process it a lot to separate the wheat from the shaft. 395 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,080 Shaft. Then there's a remarkable amount of shaft in this movie. So, 396 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,040 but I wish there would. 397 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:17,960 I would kill for Shaft to. 398 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,160 Be, 399 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,760 I wish there was some actual shaft cuz then that would be a lot of dead bodies 400 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,640 piling up faster Shaft. 401 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:27,520 No, I think this movie, I mean for all the shit we've given it, 402 00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:32,600 it has a lot of like redeeming qualities that it just like didn't capitalize 403 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,480 on. Like, the same tropes that you see in a lot of movies that did well. Like, 404 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:41,000 I feel like this has a lot of like smoking ACEs, uh, 405 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,800 Battle Royale. Mm-hmm. , It pulls from movies like Battle. 406 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:49,000 Royalle was I guess 2000 and was a film that they were, 407 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:53,080 I I, I watched something. They were like, Oh, it stole from Battle Royal. But I. 408 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,560 Was like, No Battle Royal. That was. 409 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,880 2000 Fact. Yeah. We, I need to, we do Battle Royal one day because it, 410 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:02,440 it was really the precursor, like the Hunger Games. Um, We'll get to that. Yeah. 411 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,040 What were you gonna say after Smoking ACEs Battle? 412 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:08,240 Royal ACEs Battle Royal. I mean, it, it's just, um, I think, what was the movie? 413 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:12,440 Um, God like Death Race or something. What's. 414 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,320 Oh, in 2011. 415 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,160 Yeah. What's, 416 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:19,040 what's the movie about the prisoners who have to like race for their, 417 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,200 their survival or something? 418 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:22,600 I think it was Death Race here. 419 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,280 Here's the thing that fucked with me about this movie is when I was reading the 420 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,720 description, I was like, okay, so it's, it's set in a prison. 421 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,120 So obviously they're prisoners. 422 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:32,483 No, no. 423 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:35,920 It has nothing to do with them being, they're not prisoners at all. Mm-hmm. 424 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:36,440 It's, 425 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:41,160 they are people who have betrayed the syndicate and the 426 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,560 syndicate also built this prison. And then they were just like, 427 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,240 before we break this prison into being a prison, 428 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:50,200 we want you guys to have a murder competition. 429 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,360 I mean, want you guys to destroy this thing first. 430 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:57,320 We want to make sure that it gets nice and destroyed by you guys having a 431 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,360 shootout in our prison. 432 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:03,160 Nothing like building a multimillion dollar prison and then putting $10 million 433 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,560 in cash. But one of them's a bomb. 434 00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:08,240 So not only could they have done this in a warehouse mm-hmm. 435 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:08,850 . 436 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:12,880 Uh, they also could have not done damage to their newly built property. 437 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,920 Yeah. The syndicate's kind of dumb. 438 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,640 The syndicate. I also, 439 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,080 there's just like a child that's inexplicably in the. 440 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,120 Car. Mm-hmm. , There's a blonde girl that, um, 441 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,800 got some sweet sunglasses. Yeah. Christopher Lamb Barrett. I, 442 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:28,120 Lamb Barrett has adopted, I. 443 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,200 Did not pay attention, 444 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:33,800 but I don't know who side she was on at the end of the movie. Yeah. Like I, 445 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,760 I'm, I think they tried to do something clever. Mm-hmm. 446 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,800 and it just like went over my head cuz I was not paying attention 447 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,880 by the time they got to that part. 448 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,720 I had lost the will to carry on by this point in. 449 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,640 The movie. I lost the plot pretty quickly. Mm-hmm. 450 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,600 not because it was too, too complex. 451 00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:51,160 I think that the aspect of ratio gave me a little bit of a headache. You know, 452 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:51,640 I. 453 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,200 Was, I was looking left, I was looking right. I wasn't looking at the middle. 454 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:54,480 Yeah. 455 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,760 See, I like, I like the, the plot set up, or, 456 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:02,080 or at least I like the concept and I enjoy the, uh, 457 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,160 Mombo music played throughout. Yeah. Turn like, 458 00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:08,200 I enjoy a gunfight with a soundtrack. 459 00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:09,920 It gives a little bit of a tele of fil. 460 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:13,400 Yeah. I, I don't know what it is, but I love it. It's. 461 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,880 Like, this is like un this is like samba ante. 462 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,080 One second. It's like, how else, what soundtrack is this? How. 463 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:23,560 Else would I ever have gotten two or three other people to watch this movie? 464 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:26,760 I'd be like, Man, you should really watch Mean Guns sometimes . 465 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,880 And they either one obviously wouldn't or two would be like, All right, 466 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,880 I'll start it and then be like, man, I couldn't get, couldn't finish it. 467 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:39,080 What better way than to make it an assignment. It's just part of a podcast. 468 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,640 You had a captive audience. Yeah. 469 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,920 And here we are. What would you give at scale one to 10? 470 00:21:44,410 --> 00:21:48,080 Oh man, look, it's not good. 471 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,473 . 472 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:53,960 It's not good. I look it's not good. 473 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,960 . I think you just wrote up my review for me, but it's. 474 00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:00,760 I think it's worth watching all. 475 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,593 Three sentences. 476 00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:07,720 I can't say it's worth watching. It's a 4.5. I wanna say five, 477 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:10,800 but I kind of enjoy it because I, 478 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:14,840 I watched it accidentally as a kid while waiting for porn. Mm-hmm. 479 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:19,160 . And, uh, I watched it again. I was like, this is not great. 480 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,280 But I still, I think it's funny. I think it's good. 481 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,920 You're wa you were waiting for porn. You say? 482 00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:27,120 I was waiting for skin. Aax blurry. 483 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:29,960 Okay. And this for Red Shoe came on prior to that? 484 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:33,640 Yes. I was waiting for David Deco to tell me about his Red Shoe diaries. 485 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:33,920 So, 486 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:38,320 so the nighttime sillies comes on around like 1130 and this came on around like 487 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,760 10 and you were just like, Oh, I guess I'm gonna, Yeah. 488 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:42,280 Is that technically. 489 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,840 No, it's not. It it's soft core. It is. 490 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,673 When you're eight. 491 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:50,720 Yeah. That's a disturbing statement, but yeah, that's true. . Okay. 492 00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:54,720 Um, , Sean, what would you say? Scale one to 10? 493 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:55,960 Uh, you know, Travis, 494 00:22:56,100 --> 00:23:00,920 you apologized when the rest of us kind of threw out our picks 495 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,520 for the movies we were gonna do for this series. 496 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,920 And I don't think you should have. 497 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:08,560 I I think this fit in just perfectly with the movies we watched. 498 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,240 I give this movie a solid four. 499 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:12,893 But. 500 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,360 , I tell you what. 501 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,000 Out of 10? Yeah. 502 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,800 Yeah. That's a four out of 10. Um, it was fun. It, it was goofy and stupid and, 503 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:26,280 um, Would I watch it again? No. Fuck no. Did I enjoy it? 504 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:31,760 No. . But it was a movie that I watched mm-hmm. and um, 505 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,680 I had fun doing it. 506 00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:33,543 Yeah. 507 00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:37,280 Does it make it any better that it is a, a cult classic? 508 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,960 That it has a small. 509 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:41,400 You say that I do not know who this following is. 510 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,840 I don't wanna be in that cult. I have. 511 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,880 No idea. It had a. 512 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,200 The region two blueray says quote the cult movie collection . 513 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:53,520 And I want to find this cult because I we always say cult 514 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,680 movies. I don't know if there's like a, a subset of people out in the internet, 515 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,880 like on a mean guns subreddit just talking about mean guns. Yeah. 516 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,600 What, what is, what constitutes the cult movie if it didn't do well at all? 517 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:10,080 Like I don't, I'm sure this didn't do well at all then mm-hmm. 518 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,240 and I'm sure it's not doing well now. Now. Yeah. 519 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,120 But I feel like there are people that have watched it. They were like, 520 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,720 you know what? It was terrible but it was not awful. 521 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,360 You know, Todd, normally you have some box office figures for us. 522 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,360 Did you pull any this time. 523 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:25,000 Around? I did not. Could not find who he reliable box office figures for this. 524 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:25,833 So I'm not sure. 525 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:26,450 Probably not. 526 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:28,640 No. I I don't know what this, I don't know. 527 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,760 This just went straight to, uh, laser desk. Yeah. 528 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:32,440 I think a lot this is is straight to video. 529 00:24:32,710 --> 00:24:37,040 Yeah. I got this, this, uh, this region two blueray of this that uh, 530 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,760 I'm sure is I I couldn't even watch on any of my 531 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,480 PlayStation. I didn't do any of the fancy region two stuff. Do. 532 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,160 We notice? But I'm. 533 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,440 Kind of thinking I got this directly from the director. I was gonna say, 534 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,280 cause he had a website. 535 00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:52,280 Do you know if maybe you are the cult? 536 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,840 Like you've just talked about mean guns so much that people are just like, 537 00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:57,480 we have to make a blue red. 538 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,313 What? No. 539 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,840 You got this directly from the direction. He's like, Hey man, 540 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,880 you mind if I crash on your couch for a little bit? . 541 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:07,400 Hey man, I love the podcast for giving me shoutouts. I feel like you've. 542 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,680 After, but I, Yeah, I don't. 543 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,920 Know. I could use a bowl of ravioli. Man, I'm pretty hungry. 544 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:16,240 Once you get used to the language and the stuff, 545 00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:20,640 it's just a big shoot him out in a, uh, in a jail, uh, 546 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,400 with ice tea trying to be this cool. Like, 547 00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:27,960 the way I could describe this film is that two sixth 548 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:32,920 graders got together to like write a script and they were like, Man, you know, 549 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:37,720 it would be cool. And they just said yes and a whole bunch. 550 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:39,440 And then they were like, I think we're. 551 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,560 Done on two robo tripping sixth graders. Yeah. 552 00:25:41,570 --> 00:25:43,120 No, I think you're absolutely right. 553 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:46,520 This sounds like the thinking back on this movie, it, 554 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,480 it seems like the script that a, a couple of sixth graders would write, 555 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,600 they would just keep like being like, Yeah. 556 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,840 And then he's got like a trench coat and shotgun 557 00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:59,480 and then he like shoots him and he is like, Yeah. 558 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,680 And then he pulls out a revolver and he shoots him. And. 559 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,960 I notice that like when one of em, like the two guys, 560 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,880 the two like brothers or whatever the. 561 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:07,280 Chuckle. 562 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,600 Fucks. Yeah. And they're like, you know, I'm dickhead, he's butt face. No, 563 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,960 I'm butt face. He's dickhead. 564 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,480 It's like that's the two sixth graders writing there. 565 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,120 Yeah. A hundred percent. 566 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,200 In my review, I said, 567 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,920 the dialogue is like a bad twit stream with a bunch of kids yelling at each 568 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,080 other. Mm. You know, playing like PS five games playing. 569 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:22,760 Fortnite. Mm-hmm. . 570 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:27,560 Uh, I did like that you mentioned Smoking ACEs because I'm one of those people I 571 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,880 love smoking ACEs. 572 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,840 This is like smoking six. 573 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,720 Of clubs. Yeah. And so Smoking ACEs is this movie, but done much, much better. 574 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,560 This is smoking three of Diamonds, but this. 575 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,440 Is, this is proto smoking ACEs, if you will. 576 00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:44,480 I mean there are, there are much better to un shoot 'em ups for sure. Mm-hmm. 577 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:44,840 . Mm-hmm. . 578 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:49,600 But you can definitely tell that this like sources itself early in, um, 579 00:26:49,670 --> 00:26:51,000 a bigger cultural wave. 580 00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:53,760 John Woo was spinning in his grave and he's not even dead. 581 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:54,600 Yeah. 582 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:59,240 There was a weird plot thing at the beginning with some gal who had like photos 583 00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:02,040 of something crazy to the syndicate. I, 584 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,480 and then they said it not matter at the end. And like, what was that? 585 00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:09,840 I completely forgot all about that. I guess that's a something. Yeah, 586 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,200 but whatever. Let's go on and see who lives and then. 587 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,440 They just let her just like walk. 588 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,600 Out. Yeah. I was, I was saying, man, this is something, 589 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,280 this is like some sort of corruption Prince of the City kind of thing. 590 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,120 But I really don't give a fuck. 591 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,680 I just don't care. Yeah. I just don't care. 592 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:26,960 No, I I I think this is somewhere I don't need to send my brain. 593 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:30,440 Out. Did you give us a, a one out 10 where you put this bad boy? 594 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:35,280 Um, so my description of this is Thread Bear derivative movie. 595 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:39,520 Rev relies on flashes of extreme violence and faux witty dialogue to sustain it 596 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:44,240 for an unbearable 110 minutes. What's worse? The filmmakers indulge in strange, 597 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,640 flowery snippets from ice tea and Lamb Barrett. 598 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:50,880 And if even if any of it was any good and neither actor has it chop to deliver 599 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,380 it, 600 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:55,040 the constant Mabo music makes us feel like the world's worst telling Villa The 601 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,200 crazy aspect ratio and granny film quality makes us feel like a full length 602 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,920 snuff film. This is actually so bad. It's funny sometimes, 603 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,320 but mostly it's just bad. Three outta 10. 604 00:28:04,670 --> 00:28:05,410 Cool. 605 00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:07,240 Uh, it's good. Yeah. It's accurate. 606 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:09,720 And yeah, I'll stand by that. 607 00:28:09,970 --> 00:28:13,240 It made me look up Mean Guns Soundtrack on Spotify. 608 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,720 . Did you find it? No. Okay. . 609 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,680 Honestly, I had a lot of trouble finding the Die Hard soundtrack. 610 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,240 If I can't find the Die Hard soundtrack, 611 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,600 I'll be god damn If we can find the Mean Guns bad. 612 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,760 Cause apparently the diehard soundtrack's almost impossible to find. 613 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,560 It's one of my favorite action movie soundtracks ever. 614 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,240 Really? But at least mean guns. They they tell you in the movie who it is. 615 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:33,720 Mm-hmm. 616 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,840 Perez proto. 617 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:36,640 There you go. Yeah. 618 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,560 There you go. . Now. 619 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:39,280 The. 620 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,360 Question that nobody asking answer to. 621 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:46,520 Uh, but you can go to Todd waer movie.com read my review of this movie. Um, 622 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,840 hopefully it will be enough to caution you if you like bad movies. 623 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,760 Like Travis says, you might have a well of a time. You get nice and drunk. 624 00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:55,680 I enjoy bad movies. 625 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,120 I'm amazed that they have never mystery science theater to this movie. 626 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,920 Cuz this is right up Mystery Science theater's Alley. 627 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,000 They would have a lot of fun. 628 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,040 They would have a heyday. 629 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,040 Yeah. It's not bloody. 630 00:29:05,570 --> 00:29:09,360 No super person. And they can edit that stuff too for the TV show. Yeah. 631 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:13,360 But ISTE has more metal teeth than a damn Bond villain. Mm. 632 00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:18,240 Uh, they, they gave him a, a girl that made him very hard to understand. Yeah. 633 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,360 Yeah. What was his character's name in this something. 634 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,440 Everyone else mumbled too and they didn't have. 635 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,760 Girls. Mm-hmm. 636 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,390 . 637 00:29:24,390 --> 00:29:26,040 I don't think it had anything to do with the grill. 638 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,760 I think it was just the director was just like, All right, 639 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,840 just talk really fast and under your breath. 640 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:31,640 And it's like watching this. I'm not sure, 641 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,200 but I think I could beat ice tea and chess. I think I could take him. 642 00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:36,720 He would shoot you . 643 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,240 That's right. That is literally the only thing you could beat ice tea in. 644 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,240 . Definitely not throwing knives. No. Um, 645 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:48,440 but anyway, so yeah. Three outta 10. Um, so. 646 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,080 Three outta 10. Four outta 10. I gave a 4.5. Maybe. 647 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,360 Four and five. Yeah, maybe five. Yeah. 648 00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:55,720 Cult status. Yeah. I enjoyed it. Mm-hmm. . 649 00:29:55,830 --> 00:29:57,200 Cult status. I mean, 650 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,240 and they could have a cult to people who were going after the HaBO comment. 651 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,840 They could have a cult for this movie. You know, they can have a cult. 652 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,960 There have been dumber cults, that's for sure. Yeah. Not a lot dumber, but yes. 653 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,233 . 654 00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:11,640 Not, not a whimper but a. 655 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,040 Bang. Yeah. Not, not. 656 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:13,960 A bang, but a whimper. 657 00:30:14,330 --> 00:30:18,160 Um, so yeah, mean guns and, uh, coho, uh, 658 00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:22,600 try it up. I'll post links on cinema.net. 659 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,640 Yeah. What made you try this wine for this movie? 660 00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:30,400 Um, really I was looking, cause I was thinking like of doing for the mail bag. 661 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:33,440 A uh, a wine, Like a wine of the wheat kind of thing. 662 00:30:33,610 --> 00:30:36,120 So I picked penal block and then I thought, well, 663 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,440 it put me in the mood of picking something else unusual. 664 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,160 And so you don't see, 665 00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:45,280 you knowOr a lot in the United States, so, 666 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,920 Or these kind of malc blends from France. So something different. Basically. 667 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,760 You know what to match with this movie. I don't know. Um, 668 00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:57,320 I would say warm milk. Yeah. , um, god, 669 00:30:57,780 --> 00:31:01,720 I'd say do a Merlo and pick a different movie. . Canadian . 670 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,280 Canadian Mist be good. Northern Lights. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. 671 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,320 And Blue Gade Mallor. Yeah. . Do something blue. 672 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,920 Do it Blue drink with this and match the tent of the movie. Have you guys ever. 673 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,360 Had Mallor Uhuh? What's the, the strawberry? Uh, Boones Farm. Boones. 674 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,720 Farm. Yeah. Blue Hawaii Boones Farm also. 675 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,800 But we haven't talked about the cutaways in this movie. 676 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,960 Looked like General Hospital cutaways. Like where they're going with like the. 677 00:31:25,130 --> 00:31:28,320 Oh yeah. Christopher Lambert's flashbacks. Mm-hmm. . Yeah. Is like, 678 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:33,200 wanna be like the, the Kill Bill. But like, yeah. 679 00:31:33,410 --> 00:31:36,400 It, it's like there can be only one, 680 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,640 but in this movie there can be only none . 681 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:40,680 And that's how we ended. 682 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,400 . Not with a bang, but with a whimper. We've got Sean Jordan Trash Budd. 683 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,320 Hey Yahoo, my name is Todd. And I'll see you guys next time. 684 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:49,880 Please. 685 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,210 Fight. Be sure to listen. 686 00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:55,130 Rate and subscribe at Apple Podcast. 687 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:58,570 Spotify cast box or wherever you listen to podcasts. 688 00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:01,410 Our website is@cinemaaino.net. 689 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:05,170 And reviews of these films can be found@toddwoffordmovies.com.