Nov. 9, 2024

Ren and Hiro Go Shopping

Ren and Hiro Go Shopping
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Yokai Detective Agency

Ren and Hiro are back in Darkness Falls at the local shopping arcade. Words are exchanged. Antics ensue.

Created by Tragedy Faye

Produced by Cactus Cat Creations

Audio design by Aaron Mann of Mannly Mann Productions

Cast

Ren Black - Dodo

Hiro Akashi - Sayu VA

Transcript
[Ren and Hiro walk through the front entrance of the Shopping arcade. There are a variety of people and Yokai shopping.]


HIRO AKASHI
“It’s been a long time since I’ve been shopping. I didn’t realize how much I missed it.”


REN BLACK
“I prefer places like this. The Abyss Grocery is nice and all, but there is something special about a shopping arcade. All the shop owners are friendly and the street food is great.”


HIRO AKASHI
“We should grab some on our way out, but I need to get everything on my list out of the way first.”


REN BLACK
“When did you write a list?”


HIRO AKASHI
“In between taking notes.”


REN BLACK
“Let me see that.”


[Black snatches the paper and reads it. The tip of his ears turns pink.]


HIRO AKASHI
“No! Give that back… there are private things on there!”


REN BLACK
“What a naughty boy. You know there is a shop that sells special toys right…(over there.)”


[Akashi covers Black's mouth before speaking softly.]


HIRO AKASHI
“Ren! Don’t say things like that out loud. What if someone hears you?”


REN BLACK
“You know it’s rude to point.”


[Black catches Hiro’s hand.]


HIRO AKASHI
“Hey! Let go of my hand! Ren, what are you doing?”


REN BLACK
“This finger in particular… looks tasty.”


HIRO AKASHI
“Black I…uhh”


[Blacks takes Hiro’s hand with a wicked smile and puts one of Hiro’s fingers and sucks on it while pulling it out of his mouth. Hiro falls to his knees face red. You can almost see the steam rising from his head.]

REN BLACK
“That wasn’t so bad now, was it? I think you rather liked it.”


HIRO AKASHI
“I swear you’re gonna K.O. me.”


REN BLACK
“I have a suggestion while you’re down there.”


HIRO AKASHI
“I am not doing that in public!”


[A few people turn to look for a moment before carrying on. Hiro is embarrassed.]


REN BLACK
“Where’s your mind at? I was gonna ask you to tie my shoes. Now that I know your desires, perhaps we should hit Madam Lustria’s first. That’s what you truly want, isn’t it? I mean, it is at the top of your list.”


[Hiro nods red in the face and stands up.]


HIRO AKASHI
“Can you not announce it to the entire place? It’s embarrassing. Besides your shoes don’t have laces!”


REN BLACK
“Well Dorothy, you’re not in Kansas anymore. In case you didn’t notice. No one cares what shops you go in or come out of.”


HIRO AKASHI
“Then give me your hand and we can go in together”


REN BLACK
“Gladly, I do like this side of you. I think it’s adorable.”