A Very Merry Netflix Christmas: A Christmas Prince

Hi, y'all. I'm Olivia. And thank you for joining us on a very Merry Netflix Christmas, the christmas advent calendar podcast. Can you hear my fridge go off? I hope you sure can't. Sure hope again. That fridge sounds just like Christmas with its freezer and it's no, you know, it's like a winter wonderland in your freezer. Anyway, thanks for joining. Yeah, I personally love Maine for TV Christmas movies. Every Christmas, I try to watch 25 every year at the most I've gotten to is like 18 or 20. But this year we're doing 25 Isn't that right, Shawn? Yeah. Hi, I'm Shawn. And I'm the exact opposite of Olivia. I don't watch made for TV Christmas movies. I don't watch Netflix Christmas movies. My Christmas movie. I have to go to Christmas movies, chin go all the way and die hard. I don't watch any other Christmas movies. I don't give a shit. I'm sorry. Die Hard all the way. It's a Christmas movie. If you don't if you don't want to consider Christmas movie, you know? I don't care. It's my Christmas movie. Wow. Thank you, Shawn. Hot takes right off the bat. Hot takes right off the bat. So when Sean and I were thinking about this podcast and like which movies to do, I knew the first movie that we had to do was a Christmas presents at Christmas presents is a net Flix classic. Okay. 2017 What sense of the word I if you would have let me fucking finish talking you would have heard Okay, sorry. I'm not actually mad. Oh, that was a sarcastic sorry. Okay. Again, I just value your friendship too much on Well, I value your friendship. Olivia. Well, I was about to say cuz your friendship is like worth nothing. So Wow. Like the budget of this movie. I would say they actually had a pretty decent budget because they rented like, two compared to some of the other ones listeners. So you know, part of what inspired this podcast is that Olivia forced me and I have to stress forced me to watch a night before Christmas. The Night Before Christmas. I don't fucking remember. She forced me to watch this piece of garbage. I forced to you're in another state. We're in two different time zones. I just called you up like us. It was either Sunday or Monday night and I was like, What are you doing tonight? Oh, nothing perfect. No. You called me like every day saying, sure. We got to watch the night before Christmas. Before Christmas, and she talked my ear off for hours about this goddamn movie. Oh my god, I got to get this over when we watched it. And it was terrible. But I knew inherently Oh man, this would be a great podcast if we went through this and like my misery and Olivia's joy would be just a great podcast idea. So that's, that's what I'm doing for you listeners. I'm putting myself through Christmas hell and back for you. And what I'm doing is I'm watching some of my favorite Christmas movies that i i unabashedly enjoy, and I watched them with someone who was just shitting on them the whole time. Like Rudolph just leaving the turds and pine me. I think that when we watched the night before Christmas, I I took so much pleasure and your hatred of it. And I was like, I know, it's terrible. And you were like, how could you like this movie and I was like, I was very sad when I watched it last year nine times. And that does. That doesn't include the like four months like because whenever I go to sleep, I have to like listen or have something playing for like about an hour and a half. And this movie was perfect. Like for four months. Every night for four months, I would fall asleep to this maybe I could probably quote the first five of the night, the first five minutes of the night before Christmas, just off the top of my head. But we're not talking about the night before Christmas, Shawn, we're talking about a goddamn Christmas prints. Because this movie is a classic. It was one of the first Netflix Christmas movies. And it is like it is referenced in so many other Netflix Christmas movies. It really is like it's the Oji it's the beginning of the canon. And I think they really came out strong with this one. The other ones that we're gonna watch Christmas inheritance, it's terrible, but a Christmas prints like they really like they put a lot of money into it. They put a lot of thought into it. They basically copied hallmarks crown for Christmas. I will admit even though I'm probably gonna shit on most of these Christmas Netflix movies. I'm looking at you Night Before Christmas. I did have a better time with this one than I expected. Oh really? I did you're expecting from a Christmas presents. I need to stress Night Before Christmas. Set my bars so hello. It's like, you know like if you had to like jump over like a very low bar like for gym class or something and you'd go man that's easy. The bar was so low it was literally just on the ground like there was no way you could not get over that bar you just literally step over it to get over that bar. I think I should explain part of the night before Christmas and involves a time traveling English night from the 1300s he time travels to present day that that's the kind of shit we're dealing with in the night before crush it makes even less sense in that movie. And his name because I'm going to refer to him constantly throughout this podcast his circle, but I'm just going to call them circle like the shape because that's what they should have joked about because they put that in there for some reason, but they didn't because they're idiots anyway, circle. He's what I'm going to compare every male romantic love interest to Yeah, which you you can't bring him out when you're watching Christmas mention like okay, Olivia, Prince Richard or circle, and I was like, you know, I'm going with Prince Richard like he is so hot. He can shoot a bow. He can ride a horse. He can shoot again. What? What What does circle do? I mean, he came in catch a fucking skunk. He can't even catch a skunk to eat it in someone's backyard. I mean, what a chump. Is he really a night? I don't think so. Some context, he stays with Vanessa Hudgens and he has a bonfire in the front yard and he tries to catch a skunk to eat it for dinner and she's like, let's go get burgers. A classic. Okay, so while we're on the topic, something I brought up with Olivia and this might be a recurring segment. So we there's this one scene in the movie where Prince Richard is shooting arrows and Shawn Oh, you know I'm a great archery expert you know and Christmas Prince Richard I'm a Christmas Yes. And I was like Olivia circle uses his sword a little bit not super often but a little bit and a night before Christmas. If these two had a fight to the death who would win this fight? And it's one of those segments where whenever it's a fight that a death with Circle Circle is always going to lose that even if so there's another Christmas movie that called the princess which are when the romantic lead is a baker when that fuck yeah, like I even said when we watched like a man with a baking sheet because could take down circle but I still love circle. I still love the night before Christmas. But anyway, we're not here to talk about the night before Christmas. We're here to talk about Christmas present. So the summary of a Christmas print show would you like would you like to talk about it from from your skewed point of view? Wow, those were some choice words right there. Yeah. Christmas prints is about a reporter lady reporter who wants to progress in her career. So she gets a she gets put on this assignment to basically do a story about this print. I'm gonna I'm explaining this terribly. But essentially there's a the the prints it's gonna come mccain is maybe going to become a king. He has to go through the ceremony. But he's not he hasn't been seen for a while. And if he doesn't go through this ceremony, he's not going to become the king. So there's some tension over will we become the king will he not become the king who knows? So she gets put on this assignment. And once she gets to the castle, she's with a bunch of reporters, they can't get access to him. So she's like, you know, what's a bright idea? I'm gonna she falls into accidentally becoming a tutor for spolin do it falls into it? Because like last year, because the thing is, the security at this castle for the royalty of this country is so lacks, that anyone can it seems like anyone can kind of just stroll in there walk around willy nilly, and it's just a lot of logical problems that I'm not going to watch walk you through all that it's like 50 questions I have that I'm like, wait but this but that Wait a second, I don't know a lot of issues going on there. But anyways, she becomes the tutor to his little sister. Things happen. She's the tutor then she gets outed he's the prince that's got to be the prince is actually adopted so he can't be the princess. So he's the prince he's going to become the king but he can't become the king because he was adopted. She finds the adoption papers and then like an evil cousin an evil ex steal them and they like object his coronation, I realized that this applies way more convoluted than I realize. That's a lot of Christmas movies where it's like, oh, it's just I'm a girl from the big city going back to my hometown, but then there's always something like there's a big corporation trying to take over a small business and the town has to rally together. I'm looking at you Christmas cookies. Was that movie Christmas cookies. That is a fucking movie Christmas cookies. Yes. Oh god. It's actually one of my favorites, but it's not it's on Netflix one What I love about made for TV Christmas movies, and I have to stress it's made for TV Christmas. Maybe it's not just like a Christmas movie. Made for TV. They've got some cliches in this movie. Let me count real quick 1-234-567-8910 1112 1314 15 I counted 15 made for TV Christmas movie cliches. Okay, let me hit hit us. Hit me slap me in the face with those fucking cliches beat me to death with those cliches those Christmas cliches put those cliches in a Christmas stocking and just slam me with them and a few bars of soap yeah sure answer and some call some serves put some call at some circle and beat you up so first of all, we have a made up country so the Christmas brands is the prince of alto via which does not exist it's a fake country. I've been lied to you liars Netflix You dirty fucking liars now i i had my map out I was looking for it I figured out where it was now what there might be a sequel where they go over a map of the world and we're all delvia is Which country do they cut out which country they cut out? I don't remember cuz I've watched a Christmas prints multiple times but the sequels I've only seen one once each because they're Christmas the second movie is really bad. But the third one is it's okay. What if they cut out Russia like it just takes place in Russia and you go like Okay guys, that's a big fucking gap like so we've got a made up country but not only to have a made up country it's a made up country where everyone speaks English with British accents. Like I can't tell you how many royal Christmas movies there are. Where the apprentice from another country with a British accent and anytime there's a British accent they always emphasis shedule shedule shedule other things like related to romance like oh, I'm too I'm too busy to fall in love. Also people aren't over their shitty ex we have dead relatives. Our main characters under appreciated at her job there's a meet cute involving a vehicle Okay, me cute involving a vehicle that also happens in the night before Christmas. And I can't tell you how many other Christmas maybes like the two romantic leads meeting with some form of car or automobile. phrases like employment math is just like hard right? Like that's how we're going to bond is because math sucks, which makes me really upset. You get like evil family members or evil exes. Handmade is better than bought Christmas baking. Of course, the multiple almost kisses like they're about to kiss and they just barely mess it. And the horse whinnies. Um, there's also the staircase outfit reveal. Yeah, it's it's kind of funny. I was telling Olivia because you literally have a bunch of royalty, and just the most important governmental figures of this fake country in one room. And yet you have this reporter who at the time everyone thinks is a tutor walking down the steps. And literally everyone stops and turns to her. Yes, it's a trope, but it's also like, I don't mean to be rude but you are literally the least important person in this room. Like I'm surprised people are just like, Who? Oh, and then and then also half a dozen had happened to them a nice dress though. She did have a nice dress. She looked fucking gorgeous. And she was still wearing her Converse because she's you know, she's still the same on the inside. But you even have the staircase outfit reveal even in movies like The Night Before Christmas where there isn't royalty like Vanessa Hudgens walking down the staircase in circles like oh my God, I've got a major boner right now. You know what you still? Do you think his boner is in the shape of a circle? I don't want to think about it. I don't want to think about it. And then last cliche, there's an engagement like falling in love super quickly. Like these these idiots knew each other for like in like two weeks, right? Two weeks, maybe three weeks? You can say no, it was two weeks, but they spent a lot of that time like away from each other because she was exiled out of the country. So yeah, I just this movie's got everything archery shooting a gun, family, mystery, evil family members, royalty, like a lady going from being commoner to becoming a fiance to a king. And, and when he proposes he says that one line where he's like, how long are you going to? What did you say? I wrote it out. Do you remember? And I was like, Oh, he said, How long are you going to keep a king on his knees? Oh, also speaking knees. I pointed out to Olivia. So when sir call up sorry. When Prince Richard proposes. He gets down on his knee or you know on, you know, regular surface were earlier in the movie. When the cousin who's trying to steal the throne. He gets down on his knee. He needs a pillow to do it. He can't like just go down and he's like, I'm sorry. I'm sure there's a royalty thing. I'm sure they did something but I'm like, oh, bro. You need a pillow to knee down. Kneel down on searches like how long you want me on my knees for he'll he'll kneel down like a man. Okay. He will rock your world on his knees. Yeah. But I you got it kind of glossed over. I wanted to talk about the gun. I like that he shot. So basically. So when amber she she's such a hallmark movie name. I mean, one of my best friends is named amber but also like, so she chases after Prince Richard. I can't remember why. But she gets out of horse chases after him and she gets lost in the forest. And her horses like air Fuck off. I don't care bounces her off and runs away. She gets stranded out in the forest. And then a wolf appears as lone wolf alone. one singular wolf. It's a bit weird and like, oh, okay, Netflix, I see your budget. Anyways, the one wall that's about 10 pounds is about to attack. And then Prince Richard, he shoots his God. Bam, bam, actually, it's just one shot, bam. And then a tiny pesto and yeah, and just runs away. And it's just like, where did this gun come from? Okay. And also, like, another thing I have. I know nothing about world tea. But I would think that the world tea would have at least one body guard by his side at all times. or just someone keeping track of him because there's just consistently times where they're just like doing their own thing. Getting lost. I mean, there's an event. So the event where he's originally going to have his coronation earlier, you know, a whole town everyone's there for him. And then he's not there because he just condemned a snowman to death by firing squad. Well, no, here's here's how this thing goes. Everyone's like, Where is he? and his sister is like, Oh, I bet I know where he is. So she and Amber go to the orphanage and he's playing with the orphans and he is Yeah, he condemns a snowman to die He says snowman your draw your crimes against the crown against your country are worth the penalty of death. And he gets this weapons firing squad mowed down this is like Okay, everyone got your ammunition ready that you know they get the snowballs ready? And you know if you think about it if this the like the gingerbread man logic if they're getting the snowballs ready are they like essentially taken his brothers and sisters to throw at him with his own family? Is that the logic we're going with? And then the the little shitty orphans turned on him and they throw their meat snowman meat balls at him and I'm like, Whoa, is that treason? you're attacking a prince right? Now is that treason and we established earlier in the scene the sister said, Hey, we got a dungeon. Now she was joking to the person. She's like, Oh, you know, I'll put you in a dungeon. But it gets it comes back enough times that you kind of go I think they actually have a dungeon. Now could we put these orphans in the dungeon for their treasures treasonous actions towards the prince? I'm just saying they attack them. You know, I just I just love my note. What's the character arc of the snowman since he's been executed by firing squad? Yeah, poor guy. What do you do? And also, at this time, Prince Richard is like, he's walking with like a giant candy cane as like a sword. Yeah, not very effective. Yeah. People with that one, but also you're talking about like the body guards. I mean, this bitch just like waltz in they she just waltzed in and became the tutor and like, no one checked her ID apparently they had never interviewed the turret the they've never seen a picture of the tutor, like just some American bitch is gonna show up be like, Hi, I'm the tutor. And she even shows up like two weeks early. But also like, even if, let's say hypothetically, she was the tutor, right? They would have a check in right away at this castle. She would have to walk up, they would be a security there'd be a metal detector, there would be people who would be like, Who are you here to see, oh, I'm the tutor I this that you know, and they would call their people right? So no one got that notification that the tutor walked right and so I think that's like red flag number one. But yeah, those other things you don't know what she looks like? Because it's like, I think they said oh, we use a service or something. And I'm like, sure, but this is royalty. We're talking about you like quadruple check that shit. You know, Shawn, you don't need to because it's the magic of Christmas. This is the Christmas magic sprinkles a magic on there. Sprinkle some magic. We have to suspend our disbelief. We just have to believe my disbelief with this movie. Yeah. Because the reason why the adopted Prince ends up becoming King is because the king died a year before he died before Christmas. He wasn't like he obviously he died unexpectedly because he had made an acorn ornament which spoiler alert that is very important in a lot of Netflix Christmas movies, the acorn and the symbol of Aldo via so the king handmade an ornament every year and he made an acorn. And he kind of like left a trail of clues in his diary, which the Queen hadn't found the acorn until this year. She like found it kind of hidden away, was on their Christmas thing. She's like, oh, he was supposed to give it to me last year, but he died before he could. And then amber realizes she decodes everything she's like, wait, there's something in the acorn ornament. She opens it and it's a decree from the king saying like our son can become the king. He's earned the right to become king from his attitude. And that's how he used to become king instead of his evil cousin and his evil acts so he didn't date his cousin when I say evil cousin an evil acts I mean that his the print is evil ex got together with the evil cousin so they could become king and queen of Aldo via but that wouldn't be a more interesting movie though. Also, I pointed out to Olivia and she agreed with me that the evil cousin looks exactly like Alex Moffat from SNL. Exactly. I mean, it's just like just put black hair on the guy and since like, it is kind of crazy how much he looked the same. But yeah, um, I just like even though I am shitting on this movie, like I said, I did like it a lot more than I expected. I really liked the two leads. I thought they both did a really solid job. They were both engaging as characters and actors. I mean, not saying like 10 out of 10 performances, but they did the job that they need to do unlike circle and Vanessa Hudgens and night before Christmas. I'm I'm glad that we just watched the night before Christmas, like just out of the blue and then decided to do this because I think it gives you some contact. Yeah, it does. It gives me a lot of gone. And I think like with a Christmas presents the chemistry between the two characters completely believable. I totally agree. There's a lot of chemistry between those two. And it's like chemistry is the hard thing is there's a lot of times where we watch movies, and that is what seals the deal. And when it's not there, it really hurts and what is there it really helps and these Who do you have chemistry and they work well together. So and I felt that even though they were in like a Netflix Christmas movie, I felt like their performances were pretty solid, like the whole way through. Yeah, of course. ambers friends were a little campy for me were horrible. I hated them. I mean, I was complaining to Olivia that her friends were so pointless because if you're if you have your side character of like who amber vents to, it's the father her relationship with her father is so much stronger than the friends the friends are like, just asking her the most obvious on the nose questions. Also, why is there two of them you only need one of them to have the same conversation because the additional one doesn't add any more depth. I just it's got and you know, you were kind of making cracks about her dad and I was like, Oh, don't worry he gets recast and it's even worse because when I go back to watch a Christmas prints I just I really love ambers dad. I think he's great. And then the new dad and two and three. Terrible. I also with the dad, I made fun of them in the first scene. I'm like, This guy looks like an ex felon. He looks like really tough. Not I don't mean that like in a really negative way. I just mean that like, This guy looks like he could really tear you a new one. And for a guy who's running a coffee shop and being so nice. Like his like attitude was so opposite of his appearance in a way and that kind of threw me off. But I will say he grew on me. He grew on me throughout the movie. I liked him The more I saw him just wait, it gets it gets real bad. like Christmas prints to hate that movie there. There's no plot there's absolutely no plot. And then Christmas burns three was it was it was okay. It was okay. It was okay. All right. I'm saying it's okay. Yeah. Cool. All right. Elephants in it like another Netflix Christmas movie. Elephants and Christmas movies? Oh, yeah, it's it's the one a throne Well, yeah, out in the wild. Oh, okay. sanctuary, so yeah, I've also recently rewatched Lord of the Rings. So when I hear elephant I think the Lord of the Rings elephants in the battle. Like Did you imagine a Christmas movie with like, like a Lord of the Rings Christmas movie. Gandalf is definitely Santa. We're taking the hobbits to isengard dies and guard dies God remember that we're taking the harvest hours and go go go go yeah go in the harvest the How is the how you making Christmas song out of that you do like the jingling you know like Ah, you know like snowflakes North Pole. Yeah, yeah, like Santa Claus. Like the Star Wars Christmas special but with Lord of the Rings You know, there was another song I was like potatoes potatoes. Boil em? mash them stick a minister boiler mash them stick and miss. Do you remember that? No, I don't. Oh, well, I look like an idiot. No, you're not. You don't. You don't look like an idiot despite your Naruto band on your head right now. Yeah, that's y'all. I'm wearing an anime headband. Right now from Naruto. It's from the leaf village. And it's like, glaring in my eye. Like when she gets to the right angle. It kind of blinds me. I'm trying to move my head to make it try to blind me right now. Oh, oh, my eyes. Ah, I can't see. I can't continue this podcast because I can't see. Thank God. Well, maybe we should go into final ratings now. Yeah. What are you reading this movie? Sean, you know, olevia because I have a feeling that this is probably going to be the best if not one of the best ones that we watch. I have to rate this a bit higher. So with my ratings, it's going to be on the context of Christmas, Netflix Christmas movies. Not like what I would give a film in general. I want to give this a seven out of 10 also with my ratings because I earlier established there are only two Christmas movies I love change all the way and die hard. So I'm going to ask myself with every single Christmas movie we watch or Christmas Netflix movie we watch is is better than Die Hard. Olivia I'm gonna ask him is this is this is this movie Baron Die Hard. No, it's not die hard. I have not seen Die Hard so you're missing out. I'm gonna watch him go all the way in July 2015 Moore's you loved it. You You enjoy. But it was July 2015. It was you and me in your apartment eating sandwiches. And then I think my boyfriend at the time came over and you were trying to teach him how to shave with a straight razor. All foggy. I remember that. guy ever learned. He never did. I decided to teach I got all excited. teach him how to shave with a razor and And then I because he refused to learn. I unfriended him. And then I think he died. I don't think he's dead. I'm pretty sure he's not but I don't know. I mean, if you can't shave with a razor then you're dead to me. Okay, well, here's Christmas everybody. Olivia, what's your rating? Um, I would give it a 10 out of 10 a 10 out of 10 just wait, just wait for the crapper gonna watch. Okay, now. Oh, God, I like hyperventilating right now. Mike. Okay. Listen, listeners. You can't see this right now. Olivia. I'm gonna describe. He's chugging glass. He just necked. A glass of wine. Oh, God. That's how I feel right now. Like it was the whole glass of wine. Like, I didn't know that he could shove that much wine in his mouth. I was getting pretty tipsy before like watching this movie. And then while we're doing this podcast, I just didn't know how to do it. I'm gonna set it in the next movie. We're watching Christmas inheritance. I actively hate. I can't wait. I can't wait for that. The fake snow is clearly soap bubbles, and it's terrible. Now I want to ask you when you give this a 10 out of 10 that is a tall fucking order. Is that in the context of Netflix Christmas movies? Or is that like, overall? I mean, are you putting this above Avengers endgame? So even though I saw Avengers in game 10 times in theaters doesn't mean it was my favorite movie because I didn't want to see it for the ninth and 10th times but I had to because I made a promise. So I'm just thinking like in the grand scheme of like Netflix Christmas movies, because I this has been one that I watch every year since 2017. So yeah, I I think it's good I just think that they need to tighten up their security and throw some more people in the dungeon and then they have the firing the orphan firing squad situation. You know, now that I'm thinking about if if you have all those orphans and you need a firing squad this shoot at all your, your treacherous snowman, you know, like bada bing, bada boom to problem solve right there. You get the job. So you get some help out some orphans. And if you're if I don't know if you I don't know how much you want to know about the dungeon. But it might show up in one of the sequels and show up it can't not show up. They talked about the dungeon like three or four times. I want a dungeon to show up. And when we get introduced to the dungeon, I want there to be a skeleton shackled up in there. And then there we go. Wait, it's so one giant here. It's someone dying. He just left the body to rot in here. Is that what's going on? That is what I want from this Christmas Netflix movie. And one of the sequels. We spent a long time in the dungeon. Wait a second. They wish they should have brought the snowman to the dungeon and put him shackled around him. And then he just melts around it. And he's like and we're like we're torturing you motherfucker. Until you you stop being a bad snowman. And then he's no no, it's because Frosty the Snowman has been committing tax fraud since like the 1960s and 70s. They finally got a shit. Oh, well, Olivia. It's been a great time. I wish you a very Merry Netflix Christmas. Thank you. You can go fuck yourself, Sean. That's the wrong podcast. Oh, I'm sorry. Who? What do you want our sign off today? By the way listeners, so you know the fuck you is from my podcast? Fuck your opinion. I'll put a link to that below. And the hula is from Olivia's podcast. You're up. But Chino, also will put a link to that below. You can listen to us and either those podcasts. Both are pretty great. And you can follow us on Twitter and Instagram. At very Mary Netflix. Yeah. So and we'll have great updates because Olivia loves to do those polls, those Instagram polls. You know, I love it. So get ready to be engaged, you know being engaged Like this movie, you're going to get engaged to the Christmas princess. That is Olivia. Ah, I'm a Christmas princess Asha only if you get down on one knee for our listeners and say, oh, who's who's who's better Prince Richard or circle we know it's printed better and yeah, if you say circle, I'm going to come find you. And I'm going to say you're wrong. And that'll be it. I'll just walk away by How's this? John's making a list? He's checking it twice. He's gonna come down your chimney and I'm gonna say who's naughty and who's just absolutely wrong. Yeah, what should our sign off be? Okay, well, let's let's let's walk through this. I mean, like I said, very merry Netflix, Christmas. That's one way to do it. I mean, you say alpa Chino would never I say fuck off. Like Merry Christmas, Shawn. Or it could be 24 sleeps until Christmas. Make it also be like, okay, 24 days to go. Because if we're doing the counting, so it's like we could do Oh, thank you for our 25th day on 224 and etc. That gives me another idea. I'm only 24 more days until that fat man is sliding down my chimney. Kurt Russell is pretty lean. Olivia. He's, he's got no, you know, I would allow Kurt Russell to choke me out. You know? Wow, you're saying you want Kurt Russell Santa Claus to choke you out? I mean, when we were watching Kurt Russell movies earlier this summer. What did I keep saying? You You wanted Kurt Russell to choke you out? You know, I just want to I just want to clarify that you're okay. You know, I understand the noroton. I understand the normal Kurt Russell. But you're specifically referring to Santa Claus. Kurt Russell to choke you out. Is that your Christmas present for Kurt Russell Hodge? Okay. I haven't seen the Kurt Russell Christmas movie, but I've been told he might be a leather daddy. So I'm very excited. So when look so like 6am on Christmas day you're sleeping. And he's just hovers over your bed starts choking he whispers in your ear. Merry Christmas. I love you. I'm really into it all a good night. Yes. Even now I need to stress six eight. Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying the Santa Claus is like Merry Christmas to all and to turn away to wake up, you know, with Folgers in your cup? What a good sign off be take whoever's the male lead of the movie and be like, what do you want this guy to choke you out? Do you want to choke you out? Absolutely. Okay, well, you heard it here, folks. That's our current ending. What about you, Shawn? Would you want to check you out? There's nobody wants to choke me? No, I don't want to be choked out. That's not my kink. That's not my thing. No, my major I'm terrified of being asphyxiated. You're the one who suggested in the first place. So it's obviously a thing for you. I don't know. Where do you get off Olivia? I don't know. I don't know your life. But all's I know is that if amber wants to walk down my staircase, she can first build me a staircase. And then she can walk down it and I would say thank you, Amber. You look beautiful tonight. That was terrible, Shawn. Wow. Thanks, Olivia. Well, listeners, we'll figure out a better sign off for the future. In the meantime, Olivia. Have a very Merry neflix Christmas. Sure. I know Mia. Alright, bye.