Ep 10: F**k Yeah! The Human Tornado!

Hello this is Sean and welcome to fuck your opinion a movie review podcast. Before we get started, please make sure to like follow subscribe, write a review of this podcast wherever you are listening right now and please be sure to follow us on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. All those are linked in the description. Enjoy the episode. Also note before we get started that my audio in the first half is pretty terrible. The reason for this is I was accidentally using my computer audio as opposed to the actual microphone that I had connected. So we sorted this out. But as you will hear the irony of it is not lost on me. At least right now. You'll hear it will make sense. Anyways, episode here you go. Oh, how you doing? Jani? How's everything going? How's the mitering you so listeners? I haven't added last episode. So I don't know how it turned out. But let me tell you Yannis computer was lazing It was like it was like a truck and Mad Max. You know, like I imagined it sounded a little bit like there was a washing machine running in the background like it was rest like the mic itself was resting on top of a washing machine. Yeah. So if you don't hear that, it's because of my magical audio editing skills. You're welcome. And if not, well, you know it's Giannis fault. I made myself some tea. It's been you know, ruin. I'm gonna go get it because I'm a tea guy now a tea boy. I realized you know that alcohol is definitely not my friend during recording these and I like coffee and coffee is good. Coffee is not great at 830 in the at night going into 10 o'clock. So well you're right about that. I'll tell you what, though. You're a better debater without the alcohol, but you're a lot less funny. So it's kind of like it's kind of like you know, it keeps you sane, but it also takes away all of your superpowers. Wow, do you want me to drink some alcohol? I mean you can you can add something I'll take I'll take a shot at the problem is I just learned I sound like a fucking moron. Well, okay, yeah, yeah, you sound stupid. But it's funny it's a little bit funnier for me. Oh my god. Thanks Yeah, I think I think with some of my movies you will have to drink because now there's no question I'm not gonna drink during the movies no no no what no during during the podcast while recording you're either well not necessarily while recording during recording maybe but beforehand definitely because I don't want to go through full Montes every time we choose by movie because you don't like it and you just so pissed off you just so irate after the experience that you shut down during we're closing the eyes saying the first one or the second one every time I don't want to repeat that every time. The second time was good. But that was because you needed to watch the movie three times with an extra week for padding. First of all, I only watch it the third time the first time we watched it was us when we actually watched it It wasn't Oh I thought you meant you watch it three times no we know three times total in my life that was too much no but I watched it two times within so the first time before the first one and then the second time you know for the analysis but that's all I had time for like dude last week I had like literally no free time I mean between work and editing the first episode because editing the first episode was such trial and error and figure things out you know yeah that I'm hoping that things things will get easier going on and I think if if I use them caster things are gonna be like way fucking easier but for right now it's kind of like things are a little bit of a you know figuring things out I I'm glad I went through the things I went to through to kind of you know, it's trial and error you know, like with anything so made mistakes, learn fix them first episodes coming out tomorrow. Oh, yeah, let's Yeah, so listeners, we're recording this 10th episode. Are you going to hear it a long time after the first one comes out? So first episode is actually coming out. Yeah, hopefully only 10 weeks out from the first episode. Still a long time though. It's 10 weeks, month to month, two and a half months. Yeah, I write my right now. That's my goal. Maybe we'll be in the midst of wave two during that and see Oh, yeah, we'll be way into wave to wave to come at me bro. Call. Yeah, I'm gonna get my tea and I'll take a shot because this is human tornado. There's not like, no we know that they can get we're gonna have fun. I hope I hope Okay, first of all we don't need to talk about this one for two hours. Okay, go get your tea. Stop waiting. Stop wasting my time Shut the fuck up. My roommate and I were watching this movie together and we had the subtitles on and at the end when Rudy Ray Moore is fighting it go Oh wow, the subtitles literally says speaking gibberish when you have the option for subtitles in the box set you gave me I don't have the option for subtitles now. It's strange. It was streaming on to be on to be to be Yeah, it's a streaming platform. What what? What's their market? Who did that? What are they stream a stream cheap movies? Like? This isn't a cheap movie. Shawn at least $45,000 went into this at least Yeah. At least at most 50 at most. Do you even have $45,000? Shawn? No. Yani Joe. Well, okay, they did a better job that you probably could right now. So So before we start this podcast, what I like to do is now that I'm drinking tea during these podcasts, I introduced the episode with a yogi quote from my Yogi green tea. The quote is live righteously and love everyone. You will build up around you an aura of light and love. So I feel like Yani, that one's for you of light and love and loss. Yeah. lots, lots of love. Lots of love coming your way. That's just a alliteration. It doesn't mean anything of light. What do you mean light? What is like, take it back. I was trying to give you something nice and I'll take it back. No, take it back. I don't want it. I'm lazy writing a candy. So no, he says we're trying training. I guess we lost that sponsor this week. It'd be great tea. Sorry, Yogi green tea. I apologize. But if you really want to get on the ball, give me a call. And I just I feel like I haven't made myself abundantly clear with this. I'm a total sellout. I will sponsor anything thrown at me. So sponsors. You want to give me some cash? I'll take it. Tell me what to say. I'll say it. I'll make Jani said I'll make Jani Say something. He really doesn't want to say Oh, if I had no time. I want it. I'll do it. This is ironic because in the Joe buck ratso analogy, I'm supposed to be the prostitute. And you're the cripple. Oh God, because rats Oh is technically a cripple in at least like to Yeah, at least one pig about a crib. They were they were always a cripple character. If you if the other guy the once upon a time in the West guy. He's a cripple, Sean. He can't do anything. Oh, yeah. And dill is crippled probably in some way. emotionally. All the men in full monty are crippled. Ya know? She's definitely crippled. emotionally. You. Maybe that's why I keep picking these movies. Shawn. Maybe I'm trying to say something. Maybe this is a call for help. Wait, if this is a safe place, you can tell me anything. It's only between me and you. Yachty. Say whatever you want. Pour your heart out. Think paint me as your therapist. Okay, you promise it's only us. Us too. Right now. No one else has ever done. Yes. No one else is here. This please upload all your secrets. Dirty, dirty little secrets. All right, this is gonna be a heavy one. You're gonna you're gonna take this you're gonna put it on your shoulders. You're gonna bear it and you're gonna think wow, I'm eating my words right now. I got nothing. Come up with anything could not improvise a signal. No. You can't. You're terrible. You maybe you're the one who should drink a little bit. You're the improv guy. I'm I'm just the one who's a prop guy. I'm not. I'm sure. Most of us who who's taken an improv class. I took level one. That's like, what six eight classes shot five years ago made a short film about improv classes. You know, everyday life is improv right? everyday life you have to say something and make it up on the spot. Yeah, but I think for the most part, if anything listening to these podcasts, I realize how unspontaneous I am because every time you mock me and I can't think of something to say, I will always say without fail. Thanks. I appreciate it. Every time you should make a conscious effort to avoid saying that from here on out, Shawn, if you say that one time during this episode, I'm going to come over there and I'm going to smack you now that I'm editing things, I think Oh well let's get this fucking podcast Shall we wrap up? I don't remember the song what's the intro music? How does it go like that thank god that's getting cut. Hello and welcome to fuck your opinion a movie review podcast where my friend Jani and I, fuck that was an accent that's my bad my mistake. He's not my friend. He's just a co host is the CO I actually not a co host? I'm just a frequent guest. Well, I swear to God, I asked like 10 people to do this podcast before him and they all turn me down. And Jani was the first one to say yes. And I was very desperate. I really wanted to make a podcast and I just know I'm not good enough by myself. So I said who is a good kind of like person to spar off of, you know, just that guy who just really gets me annoyed? You know, like the buddy cop movies that I love. You need that person that you hate to go off to fuel the fire to fuel the flame. Yeah, exactly. And that people Giannis to me, like I don't like him. You don't have to like your buddy cop partner, but you're both in it together. Anyways. So this is a movie review Podcast, where each week we trade off picking movies that we know the other one will hate but that we love. Now, this week is a bit of an exception that a little something different. What we decided to do is every 10 episodes will actually pick a movie that we both like that being said, one of us will actually choose it, you'll understand that caveat all later. Part of the reason why we want to do a what a movie that we both really like is to establish there are movies that we both like there's some overlap, there is overlap, because one thing I don't know about you Jani, but for me in picking the things that I want to pick, there are still plenty of movies that I know you'll really like. And I'm like, Ah, crap, I really, really, really want to talk about this, but I know you might kind of like it. So it's not worth bringing up where sometimes I'm picking the bottom of the barrel the things that I really like granted, I still really like those things, but they wouldn't necessarily be my go to at times, but I know they're definitely not your go to which is buy pickup. Well, good. Good to good to know. I pretty much do the same exact, exact same thing with you. I like how I was like full on hosting. And then I took a pause to take a sip of my tea and I you know I want to trade off I want to give Johnny some time to speak and he just had no fucking idea. He was absolutely not different though. Tonight. You know, it's different. I'm wearing a hat. You think if I take the hat off, it'll it's just it's bottling in all of the improvisation maybe once I take it off and oh my gosh, that feels I'm so different. Now. Shawn, give me a character. character. Give me a second. What am I doing? What am I doing? Okay, you're gonna do the strip scene and the full monty but you have a tiny deck. Alright, that's I can work with that. So wait, how am I supposed to be talking during this? It's improv baby. You figure it out. I don't feel like I'm supposed to if I'm doing a strip. Okay, okay. Okay, just okay. What was let's let's change this up that Okay, so still the striptease tiny. No, I just I just try so let me finish let me finish let me still striptease tiny dick, but it's not a whole big strip performance. You're giving Forrest Whitaker lap dance. And he's an inspiration for go. What do you say? What do you say for us Whitaker and his cricket uniform while giving him a lap dance. Hey, they're big boy. It's all you bugging guys. Wow. No, I'm not good with improvisation. I'm really bad at it fucking clearly. Jesus. Okay, well anyways, Jani ever taken White House believe it or not. Yeah, no shit. That's why your dialogue is so stilted because you still also don't know how to talk to people. But anyways, Jani. What movie did we go with this week? Well, listeners if you were paying attention last week decided to listen to the whole episode. You know that we decided to watch the human tornado for this week's episode. I don't remember who exactly made the choice on it. You said that was you? It was 100 it was 100% you I broached it I definitely not. I brought this I brought the title into discussion. I don't remember you confirming it. I need to remember you loving it necessarily. Well anyways, I don't want to I like human tornado. Do not get me wrong. I'm gonna say a lot of great things about it, but it's definitely the one you picked. It's the one I picked. Okay, fine. Let's go with that. Since my memory is failing me, it's the one I picked. I picked him in tornado. I think it's just great. There's so many hilarious and total earnestness, great moments in this movie that you can not pass it up. If you're looking for a good either. If you're looking for either a good drinking film or something to watch, completely sober. I definitely drank jargon. I didn't drink a single thing, not a single drop. I think I had a handful of crushed Tostitos tortilla chips, just kind of like licked the powder off of my clammy hands. Rose Why, why would we need that mental image, but you know how you form improv that take that back? I don't want that improv. That's how I said, You know how I said, I took about four hours. You know, I said, I took about four hours to get through bad boys. And I think that movie was about two hours, I took about three hours to get through humid tornado. And it's because I had to pause every time I was in love with what was going on on the screen. So that's how I thought about bad boys. The first 15 minutes took me probably the log is because I'd say that's the best 15 minutes or the first 15 minutes, or the first 15 minutes are definitely the best of film because you don't know exactly what you're about to get into. And yeah, I hate to say it, I don't want to say you know, this is the best part of the blaxploitation movie. But it's the white people. The white people in this movie are fantastic. I love them to share the share in his eyes all the time. Listeners you you have to watch it. You can't see us doing it right now. But he's just like, on cocaine or something. While he was in the 70s, I'm pretty sure every single person cast and crew involved without I'm sure. My tickler he was a champ. He wasn't on 11 1113 the whole time. Not a single moment when he wasn't writing, writing the sadness. So before we get into it, let's do a plot summary. I actually thought about this. You might be you might be familiar with his improv game. I say a word that you say a word and that's how we're gonna get to the end of this plot description. You're ready for this? I don't want to do this but you're a black man uses kung fu to avenge his self Why the fuck did you choose that as a do that? Because when you think about it, who is he actually avenging he when the movie? No, I'm not criticizing them. Why? Why do you think of an actual block description? come prepared. I had no idea who was going to be doing the plot description. But folks, if you're listening, here it is. In short, when dolomite is caught prostituting himself to the sheriff's wife, Isla escape what's supposed to be Oklahoma, but is actually the outskirts of Los Angeles to wear patchwork damn suits, and sleep with every large and to sleep with every large busted woman he could set his eyes on. Yeah, pretty much. That's basically it. So I stream this online while I streamed it through this service called TV. And part of it is like, do I watch this by myself? Or do I wrote my roommate into it? I said, You know what, let's rip the roommate into it. So we watched two years then we watched this I'm sorry, repeat that you watched who's yours before this? Yeah. Why? I want to watch use Do you have as I was on a Gene Hackman binge, and I still have my stars account. I need to I need to I need to watch everything on stars that I want to watch and then cancel that. So that was on it. I watched it. Pretty good movie. Gene Hackman is great. And we watch this. My roommate is not a film buff. He's not in the film community. So he's just an average Joe. I don't think the people who made human tornado were in the film community. I'm not saying they were. But what I'm saying is, he was so unprepared for what it was. And then he swear to God, and you're gonna you're gonna get a kick out of this. He turned to me after the movie was like, I don't know what that was. That was that was weird, like David lunch. Like, why don't think Rudy Ray Moore has never been compared to David Lynch. It's probably the highest praise that dad has ever gotten. Rudy Ray Moore if you're alive. Cuz I don't know. I don't know if you're alive. There's no way he's still alive. Look it up. There's no way still alive. I think he was like in his mid to late 40s when dolomite came out in 1975. And you know, they kept making dolomite movies up until like, 2010. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not joking. The last dolomit came out and it he was in it. It came out in 2010. look them up. Look it up. See if he's still alive. Okay, no, I'm doing I'm doing it. I'm doing it on my backup. No, really? No, nevermind. I'm wrong. He couldn't have been in the 2010. One because he died in 2008. I was mistaken. I don't know. I don't remember what I was looking at. He was in one of them in the early 2000s. But he died at the age of 81. So Rudy Ray Moore. You are, you are at least he's a champ. Well, he was that means in 1975. He was 48. And so while he was filming the human tornado, about three months before it hit the theaters. He was a 49 year old man. And you could definitely tell because he had the body of a 49 year old man. He did. So Yani. Do you want to give listeners a backstory as to why this film is significant to the both of us? It's significant to both of us. I think it's a little more significant to me. I don't know when Sean first saw Black Dynamite, but I first saw it around 2008 2010. And that was the first introduction I'd had to any sort of blaxploitation ever. I think I'd maybe seen a trailer for undercover brother back in like 2002 or 2003. But I don't think that really counts. I also don't know if that movie came out, then it might have come out in 2005. I have no idea. But Black Dynamite 2008 watched it 2009 or 2010. And I loved it. I absolutely fell in love with it. And I wanted to learn more about the blaxploitation genre. There's just so many great things about it, specifically Black Dynamite, that I didn't even know we're being parodied at the time the poor production quality, the writing the the casting of non actors, the very gratuitous sex scenes. So I it sparked a love, it sparked an early love in May. And there was this one time when I was visiting Austin, right after college. And I knew a fair amount about dolomite because in my research of Black Dynamite, I'd read that it was a heavy influence on the story and on the character of Black Dynamite, and, obviously the name too. So I decided, Okay, well, while I'm down there, I'm going to attend the screening. And while I was in the screening, Guess who I should meet? Who did Who did you meet? Jani? Who did you meet? I don't know. Shawn. You tell me who did I meet there? Did you read DD me? I don't know yours by Did you meet meet Rudy Ray Moore. Was he there? Not Rudy Ray Moore had been dead for for seven years at this point. So it definitely wasn't him wasn't his ghost. Sean who was sitting three seats over from me. Was that, um, I don't know, was it a guy from New Jersey might have been a guy from New Jersey. He he didn't have a beard. At the time. This is a podcast. How would anyone know if I have a beard or not? Why would anyone care if you had it the way it was? Sean, I gotta bring it up here. Why is why is the beard thing relevant to? I don't know. It's listeners. I do have a beard. I think it's relevant enough to be on that. It's relevant enough for it to be on the podcast artwork. So yeah, we gotta have the concept of defining characteristic now. Yeah, it is. Anyways, Shawn and I met at a Dolomites screening. You're right. You're terrible at improv. That was terrible storytelling. I don't be a storyteller. God's not an improviser. That's not improvisation. That's how it happened. Yeah, however you want to say yeah, so we met after the screening kind of just a group of film lovers and there is meaning of talking about it afterwards. That was at the end I guess I was at the goddamn Ritz so we met up we were talking about it and then we have our group kind of the the group that we're still talking about the movie so gushing about every all the silly little scenes just every little piece then piece of it. We transition over I hop I had some great waffles because I hop at great waffle fuck those pancakes Why else would you go to I hop But okay, for the waffles. You go there's another place called Waffle House that doesn't actually have very good waffle sorry Waffle House. I yeah, I can't lie. I don't think I don't think I've ever actually been to Waffle House But okay, it's a wall depress off a boy waffle boy for Life got waffles at the I hop that night at waffle houses in New Jersey. And like I'm a I'm a Belgian waffle guy, a Belgian waffle guy. I have had some good Belgian waffles. I don't go there all the time. But I like when I go there. And I got I was the only one who got a Belgian waffle at midnight, and all the other chefs got other things. I only ever get pancakes I have never gotten I think I got an omelet once I got an omelet one time when I visited you in California, that's coming up. That's later on the story. I got an omelet and I hop one time in California. But I got pancakes this night. And so for some reason I made a better choice. We were still the whole group was there. We were talking, we were eating our I hop and for some reason, Shawn and I both left intent to stay in contact. We went to what I took it back to my room. We fucked over that funny story. We actually woke up and we found out we were both straight. But we said like hey, you know, we both have this. We both have this secret. We never want anyone else to find out about let's bond over it. Yeah, that's not what happened. Yeah, so basically, we parted ways as I have, but we kept in touch through Facebook and everything. And yeah, so kind of our the foundation of our friendship is dolomite is really right more. So Rudy Ray Moore, thank you for ruining my life. Rudy Ray Moore, you've you've been you enriched my life that that first night. And you you enriched it many times since? Are we going to talk about the DVD? boxset Yeah, so when Jani visited la so I moved to LA a little bit afterwards. And Jani. Where were you living at the time? I I can't remember. I was actually I was. Let's see. That was 2016 What was it? 2016 or 2017? I don't remember. I think it was 17 2017. So at the time, I was still in Vancouver. Yeah. So Jani was living in Vancouver. He said to himself, hey, I might want to move out to Los Angeles. Can I crash on your couch for a week while I kind of visit see all the sights and everything. I was like yeah, sure. At the time I was working at Walmart and you know as a film lover, forget that you worked at wall Yeah. Yeah, thanks Johnny. So as a film guy, I often you know in your lunch break you don't have a whole lot of time and but you got to take it after your lunch or like I have some time I'll wander around the DVD second see what's there and folks I shit you not there is a Rudy Ray Moore collection at the fucking Walmart I mean had dolemite human tornado I think disco God either and I have it. I have it on my on my my table. Give me a sec. Yeah. What do you got? What do you got? Well, we got okay. So by the way, it's not just dolomite on the on the face of the DVD box set. The primary image I don't believe is even from dolomite. Now. The title says dolomit the total experience with Rudy Ray Moore is named sustained above it. But below you'll see primarily featured at the center I believe a screenshot from disco godfather and the What is this? Eight DVDs included in this box set you get dolomite the human tornado, then PD wheat straw the devil son in law, the devil son in law I got wheat straw, the devil started law disco godfather. Ruud live at wetlands New York City, the legend of dolomite bigger and badder and the dolomite explosion. Folks, half of those are not even dolomite movies. Two of them are his stand up specials and the other two are the disco godfather ad PD wheat straw. In fact, the legend of Dolomites a documentary it's not even a dolomite movie. Oh my god, folks, I will never understand how that ended up at Walmart like what's executive made his decision you know, cuz we have a very limited shelf on what we can put up there. You know, it'd be a hot seller hot ticket item. A dolomite collection. I mean, I just saw I It baffles me It boggles my mind. Did you see any other ones on the shelf? Yeah, that wasn't the only one. Oh, I was going to say if it was the only one I would say Well yeah, Shawn they're flying off the shelves. I'm surprised you found your audible to find one. It was only one I would have said it was an accident. But when there's multiple, you know is intentional. But anyways, so Jani came over to LA. I want to say the second night you were here. You know I'm working full time. Jani not wanting to actually go out and explore LA. He's a little boy. Hey, I hated it. I realized I hated that city on the drive from the airport to your place, huh? Yeah, because it took an hour and a half. So yeah, so most nights, he stayed inside of actually going out exploring, which is an intention. And we watched human tornado. Now, I was pretty wiped from work. So I honestly, we watched the first 15 minutes, which we've established the best 15 minutes. And then after that, I kind of dipped in and out of consciousness. So rewatching and it was interesting to see Oh, I remember that. Oh, I don't remember that whatsoever. Oh, I caught it. Remember that? You know, so it was interesting. reliving that experience. But yeah, and then, you know, and he said, I never want to see you again. I'm never gonna live here. So we parted ways. And I never saw him again. This is the first time Shawn and I actually made contact in three years. Hmm, believe it or not. So Jani. I have a question for you. What was the worst part about la? What do you hate the most about it? all the ins and outs? Yeah, if there was one burger chain, now is overrated. It's in and out. The one good thing about in and out is the chocolate shake. The French fries are soggy and dry within a minute and a half of ordering them. So you have to eat them hot out the oven, or else you just should throw them away. They're always called if you if you get like drive thru. It's called by the time you get home, by the time it gets. I mean, granted, it takes you 30 minutes to get home from the nearest in and out because again, you're in LA, but even if it's like 10 minutes, because I live really close. Still called still not maintaining. I'm not crazy about McDonald's either. But at least the fries are good for more than five minutes. You know, heartache I really don't care for and now I go there every once in a while and I'm pretty desperate. But yeah, it's just never worth it. Especially one living in Austin Texas. What a burger is so amazing. Whatever is one of the best burgers you only had a couple of times because you visited okay for all you didn't you didn't get the you didn't get that true in I mean you didn't get the true what a burger experience a restricted. restricted as my experience was the best burger place the best place to get a burger in Austin. is p Terry's funky. Tara's for your for what you're paying for it? Definitely. I mean, I've had hot dogs hot dogs is pretty good, but you're paying $10 for the burger without even the side of fries. P Terry's you get a chocolate shake. You get a double cheeseburger side of fries. It's like 750 you just get burgers in Austin. You didn't try the barbecue or anything. I mean, you know my dad makes a pretty good brisket. Yeah, I doubt it. Fool. You haven't taste my daddy's brisket boy. sent down over bitch. You want me to send you cooked food in the mail? Yeah, I'm sorry. Do you want that in an envelope? Or just like No, I'm not. I don't mean like USPS priority. We I mean, just a white letter. Postal Service. You guys support our Postal Service and its time of need. Send that bad boy on over. I'll just I'll send you a strip of sliced brisket. Just one single one with all the fat like seeping in to the paper of the envelope. Yeah, that's a ridiculous idea. Thanks, sir. Ridiculous, man. I'm just trying to keep our postal service you know, alive unlike some people, you were just a FedEx man burn. Well, your NASS, I'm a FedEx or you're part of the problem you're part of the problem. You know he's actually a part of the problem is McCain's Amazon Amazon's the problem. I did buy several things from Amazon today. I'm partly they don't need to cover their own shipping and delivery. They could have just left that in the hands of the USPS. Granted, most of the packages probably wouldn't have been delivered on time or at all but you got to ya can't monopolize you can't monopolize multiple industries. But anyways, yeah, let's actually talk about human tornado. So let's get into the first 15 minutes because that's our big 15 minutes. The first 15 minutes. So Sha Giannis started so I love you want to start us off? No, you started so what do you love? I'm gonna start us off. You know what I love? I love it when a movie is so short, that the filmmakers behind it have to find every single way possible to pad the runtime. Like, for instance, including the wardrobe screen test and the opening. Is that what that actually was? I have I I am about 90% Sure, that's exactly what that is. Why else would Rudy Ray Moore show up on screen, by the way, in just a ravine. I think He's just standing in a ravine err on the side of a dirt road, dressed in every single one of his costumes. And even though but it's like some traditional African garb that he does no movie. No. Yeah, well, I think that's I think that's the point he doesn't wear in the movie and it says his name on it to like crap. No, no, no, no, no. There's a case. No, I am wrong, man. Yeah, there's a Kp swearing in the very first shot that says Rudy Ray Moore is dolomite in the human tornado. And I'm pretty sure it's supposed to serve as the title frame. Except as he's walking away from the camera, it's impossible to see what the cave actually says. So they had to put the titles on there anyway. But no, the next minute and a half that follow that it's just Rudy Ray Moore pretending he knows karate or kung fu or some sort of martial art. I don't know what he's doing. But pretending he knows some sort of martial art jumping around and speaking gibberish in every single costume he wears throughout the film. It's pretty great. It's pretty great. Yeah, I love that. And then he even wears something that's not in the movie. He wears like a like a traditional African robe. I don't know what you even want to call it. He really just wears that denim password denim tag. He wears that pattern and outfit. He wears like three patchwork denim outfits, but no shoes, but no shoes. Never once he's always he's barefoot every he's not actually barefoot. I There's something I want to point out about that later. But we'll point it out. You know what other ways you can pad your runtime? How? Well there are two that just you know, they came just to the top of my head right now, you could splice in about five minutes from your comedy special. And about three minutes of minimally rehearse nightclub performances. So with the two and a half minute screen test, and then five minutes of your stand up, and three minutes, poorly rehearsed nightclub performances, you've already got eight of your 15 minutes sold. Now you just have to fill in the next seven minutes. Just like with with this screen test, it works. It's really cool. With the stand up comedy you just go like, Why the fuck is this in here? What is going on? And the thing is, listeners, if you haven't seen this, these jokes have aged so poorly. That it's comical how poorly they've aged. Are you going to tell the really great one, the one that aged super well? You can tell it but I mean basically he mocks his whole audience and close everyone fat. which I think was the majority of Rudy rabl or stand up he was just just like, really nasty. But then yeah, tell tell the joke. Tell the joke. So the gist of it is a man and a woman are about to indulge in the act of coitus. And the man removes his trousers and the woman exclaims that the man has a phallus, roughly the length of Rudy Ray Moore's Pinkie. And so the woman, the woman, sarcastically jives that there's nothing he can do with such a such a diminutive phallus. And so in the midst of their coitus, mid coitus, as you would, she's having a ball, just laughing, overcome with, with hilarity, as this man can't seem to, to pleasure her in any way. And so she, she shouts out, I'll give you $50 my good sir, if you can make me hurt. And so Rudy Ray Moore, knowing he's nearing the end of his joke, reading the audience quite well. Takes a very pointed pause, and says, and I quote, and get ready to censor this, Shawn. I thought that three times and then hit her in the head with a rock. Hi, my thank God, you are a stand up comedian. I thought my retelling of the joke was quite humorous. I was half tempted to do a sarcastic laugh and then add a laugh track into this. But it got so bad and so long and so it killed it. It kills already. Yeah, it was it was whatever the fuck you did. Look, it's it's just it's a really, it's some really high class stuff. It's really hard to try and bring it down to make it palatable to the average listener. But that's just as if you did exactly the same thing he did. It would still be cuz you can say whatever you want. If you want me to say it like a black man in his late 40s. How well do you think that would listen, you can say whatever you want. About really Ray Moore's actual material because yeah, it is offensive and it has not aged well. And because of that is not often as funny as it was at the time or to that audience. But he's still really good at acting at presenting at being a stand up comedian. His performance in general is good. His delivery as a comedian is years beyond his talent as an actor. Yeah, exactly like his delivery is spot on. It's great. So to hear Jani recounted it's just like, I really wish I was the one getting whacked in the head. That was what I was thinking. I was kind of praying for a while but Oh, only the whacked in the head part. Nothing else you don't want. I was only whacked by his terrible phrases and words. God. Anyways, moving on to the actual movie. Oh, no, we're not at the actual movie yet. Oh, God. No, there's after that joke. That's that's one of the first jokes he tells. There's more jokes after that. Are we gonna say every fucking joke? No, I'm not gonna repeat every single. I can't remember exactly at what minute they finally switch to plot. But at some point we jump to I think it's Dolomites house. We don't know for certain. We don't know that it is his house. All we know is he prostitutes himself in it. Like is ridiculous. So a beautiful woman pays Rudy Ray Moore that has sex with her a beautiful white woman, by the way, which is important, it does matter. And what we're also also also just to point out, he's doing this while there's a party going outside. And while there's a party, in his honor, celebrating, by the way, keep this in mind, celebrating the fact that he was donating this home, where he prostitutes himself over to a charity that helps children, he accepts the he accepts the praise. And then he withdraws from the room. And he sells himself for he sells his body for money. It just does that. I mean, I can't say I know much about prostitution. But do you make that much money from it? I don't know. Also, if you made that much money from at that point, would you say maybe I'm done with this? Also, again, I think I need to bring back to the point. Why would she pay for? Why would she pay for him? Yeah, that's another point. And also, let's not forget, there was a whole dolomite movie that came before the events of this movie. dolomite had things working out pretty well over there. I think dolomite has he's interested in like some bars and some clubs. He doesn't need to do this now. Which raises the question is dolomite just a really cheap bastard? Like he won't do anything unless he's getting paid for it? I want. I once heard a was a an interviewer asking Gary Oldman what his favorite karaoke song was. And Gary Oldman was like, I don't do karaoke. I'm not performing unless you pay me. This is like, really? Like you won't even name him for fun. Now you gotta get you got to pay me man. He's celibate. Unless you pan out. Maybe Rudy Ray Moore, Rudy abradable. Or I've got to keep calling him Rudy Ray Moore. It's dolomite the character thoughtless. I don't really read more either or I think dolomite doesn't even like intercourse. I don't think he enjoys engage. I get it like the scene later on. He's just pulling out the strings with that was him that had nothing to do with Hurricane Annie. Her name's hurricane and I don't think he enjoys any part of it. That's why when he had to, you know, I just realize he sleeps with more white women in this movie than he does with with black women. I mean, yeah, out of the three. Yeah, two of them were white. Kind of, I don't know. And they all have big memories. No, no, they're they're all very talented actresses. Sean Rudy Ray Moore has a great eye for realizing talent. Sorry, sorry. They they're very challenged that they brought very big acting chops. They brought big acting chops and and that that shows that shows in many ways and in the sort of things that they're in the sort of actions their characters would make and, and even in their wardrobe. The wardrobe was always designed to showcase just the sheer amount of talent all of these women had. Yeah. So while Rudy Ray Moore is frosted, so while dolomite is prostituting himself, we meet the white people, the other white people, not the white woman, he's prostituting himself to but the white people driving along the road just below his hilltop mansion, and who have no relevance to me. thing except to point out, Oh, those are some black people. Let's tell the sheriff that they're having fun. Let's go get him, which is both ridiculous but also to reel to reel. Also, we all know they're in California, they did not try to find any sort of location to issue otherwise, it is obviously California. And I think we're supposed to believe it's Oklahoma. I really do. Because at one point later on the story, the LA sheriff says something in reference to him saying that he's an okie, so maybe it's Oklahoma. It could be it might not be and it's obviously but it's California. So they run to the sheriff. All these white people, they're hilariously bad. And the acting is not great either. They're not well written, but it's enjoyable. And so this is the first time when these two I think it's like a man in his mother, when they see that this mansion party is is pretty hot, and they run over to the sheriff. And they inform him that there's a party going down and then something has to be done about it. As as white people do that we do not like we do not like parties. I'll be the first one to admit it. not crazy about them. I'm not going to go to the lengths that they go to to shut one down. Your name is not caring. So, Sheriff, this crazy wide eyed man definitely high on cocaine the whole time. wish I'd grabbed the actor's name cuz I would just love to. To name drop this fella. Maybe send him some flowers in the mail. But chances are pretty good that if Rudy Ray Moore has passed away, he's probably also Yeah, he's dead. I was thinking about that watching this movie last night. 75% of the people who were in this are dead now. They passed away. They've gone on to the next place. The Ghostbusters guy he's still alive. Right. Ernie Hudson? Yeah, I think so. I don't remember but he was in good shape in this movie. Yeah, he was. He was kicking ass. Actually, you know what? He's probably the most talented person on screen. Oh, for sure if I'm being completely real 100% and his acted his heart out. Yeah. He really believe what he was doing. He was really good. And his turtleneck just was fantastic. He looked great. It was all very salmon or pink the whole time and he rocked it. I think the same turtleneck. Yeah, he wore the whole I think they put a jacket on it later but it was just the same thing. So the sheriff and all the white people show up at the mansion. They've come to spoil the fun and through a series of events the sheriff or is it the deputy? Yeah, that's right. The the deputy in the least professional the least professional since I've ever seen it. They look what's supposed to be Oklahoma. They they literally look like they stole their police gear from a stripper agency or something. That's how ridiculous it looks. Well. We know the guns work or at least one of them works because the white woman we find out dolomite had prostituted himself with for two was the sheriff's wife to Yeah, we find out that the sheriff's wife was Blinken dolomite. And for that the sheriff orders the deputy to shoot her as one does, as one does, instead of reconciling their differences going to marriage counseling or also just shooting dolomite I think that would be your first or just shooting dolomite that's the other thing that's the first go to let's also backtrack the depth you had a shotgun the the spread on a shotgun was definitely more than enough to Nick both the both the sheriff's wife and dolomite, but dolomite miraculously survives this event without a scratch on him rolls out of bed but naked by the way. You see a lot of Rudy Ray Moore's bear flabby ass in this movie. It's great. Also, let's backtrack for a moment. Do you remember what he was taking off his clothes in front of the sheriff's wife and she was just ogling him. And he like he's stuck. He takes off his shirt and his pecs are just so undefined. And then he starts taking off his pants. And you see his big old Buddha belly just bouncing around. Well, that's it. He's like, looking at her. just totally unfazed and says something like let's just get this shit over with or something like that. No, that's okay. I think that's almost exactly what he says. It's like, let's do this. By the way, it's framed and blocked. I didn't Cz asically he's just like, I'm this. I'm just here for the money. But anyways, getting back on track, he ducks out of the bed. He runs out of a conveniently nearby bedroom runs out of the house. He doesn't really run though. It's kind of like a shuffles he's Rudy Ray Moore. He's, yeah, be quickly shovels, but they clearly had time to shoot him like he wasn't in a real rush. You know? No, he wasn't and the to be fair. The sheriff had been kneed in the crotch by a woman that he was assaulting. Maybe that impeded his pursuit. But the deputy definitely still had his shotgun somehow. dolomite PD got shot. Oh, that's right. Shoot. That's right. I told him I shot him like six times. Yeah, he showed up six times. Empty the empty. Empty the casings filled the six shooter backup shot the deputy six more times, like Will Smith and bad boys and ran out the door still but naked, and he runs outside. And he's Stark dude, Shawn, I know this next part is your favorite part of the whole movie. So I'm gonna let you take it from here. Yeah, so this next part is not only one of my favorite while is my favorite part of the movie, but probably one of my favorite scenes of all time, because it's just so ridiculous. So out there so bold, so gutsy. So in your face, and you just, you've never seen anything quite like that you could never predict what Shawn's about to describe. So, so Rudy Ray Moore, you got to keep in mind the house is on top of a hill. Right. So while he is but naked, carrying his clothes, he jumps off the side of the hill, you know, into the shrubs and everything. While he is mid jump, we freeze frame Rudy Ray Moore yells out. I bet. Let me Oh, you wrote it down to I wrote it down to God. I don't think I wrote down the exact Well, what I wrote down exactly what he says what he says. And I quote, so y'all don't believe I jumped huh? So watch this good ship. And also keep in mind, it's it actually says instant replay at the top of the screen like That's right, it places within midair and it says instant replay and that it rewards it rewind and replays. But as it replays it instantly cuts. So we don't see a landing. He ain't literally like he jumps up cuts. And then the he rolls down. So it's just like, it's him breaking the fourth wall as the actor director. So this is not like a Deadpool breaking the fourth wall the character. This is literally the creator of the thing breaking the fourth wall to say, you don't believe I did this. I did it. Then replaying it showing. He didn't actually do it. It was a stunt. Because it doesn't even cut out action. Here's the thing. The editor instantly cuts for Rudy jumping on a mattress below to the stunt man, rolling em unrecognizably down the hill in a six second time jump. It's not even a cut out action. Yeah, no, it's one of the most absurd things I've seen in cinema. But what uh, it's just like it. Like all the adjectives I said before, it's just, I have never seen anything quite like I mean, it's kind of like, out, there's not the whole film, but almost like, when you're watching Tommy was so is the room. And part of what makes this film so great is that this film could have only been made by Rudy Ray Moore, it was so so much of it is infused in him. And because he is not the most film literate and doesn't necessarily know all the conventions, that actually becomes a benefit and that he's just doing his thing he's doing the thing that he thinks is entertaining, that he wants to see that he thinks audiences will like so no, I can't imagine a filmmaker in their right mind would have that. And I never sees he made. I mean, you've never seen anything like it, you'll never see anything like it again, because it doesn't happen ever again. In the rest of the movie. This is the one incident in the entire 90 minute runtime where this happens. Well, there was a couple of replays and stuff but not to that degree. Like it's not, it's never addressed or acknowledged, you know, never voices over. Oh, remember, remember that point later on in the fight scene when he drops the guy off the balcony. And then he replays that a couple times. Like three times three times. Oh, get to that later. Oh, but yeah, this is just this is we are literally have talked like five minutes about five seconds of this film. But it says I can't express to you how much I love this. And I kind of hope that you guys have watched this movie before listening to this. So we didn't ruin that surprise for you. But I'm telling you this is when we first watch this together. It just blew my mind. Mind could fuck it. It is great thing. incomparable. There's there's nothing else. No moment in any other any other film I've ever seen that comparison. It's like It's like magic. You're watching Raiders The Lost Ark, Indiana Jones is running away from the boulder and then he's almost out of the cave freestream Steven Spielberg says, You don't believe we did that shit. Watch again, instant replay. And then we start from the beginning, the boulder fault starts to roll down. And then we don't get any of the cave stuff we cut to any edge of jumping out of the cave. just jumping out into the jungle. Essentially what it is, Oh gosh. I like to see that version. I'd like to see that version. Guy. If I ever read Spielberg, I'll ask him. Hey, Steven, could you just say this one thing for me? Trust me, trust me. I'm not gonna use this irresponsibly Stevie baby. I got some great ideas for your next update. I got a great idea for Indiana Jones five. Oh, my God if they do with a nuke the fridge thing that the Indiana Jones for? like instant replay what you don't believe we did this shit. osco anyways, we get down the hill, and he gets into a car into a car driven by Ernie Hudson, his brother. And just just some other guy. I don't remember his name. In fact, I don't remember any of the names of his crew. I just remember the one that's Ernie Hudson is Ernie Hudson. And they escape that there's a there's a car there are two cars in pursuit. There's a regular civilian car driven by some deputies. And then there's the sheriff's car. I think Dolomites camp put some distance between them and the pursuing cars. They drive through a tunnel and they park the car all them get out armed. Actually, no, they're not armed to the teeth only dolomite. dolomite is the only person holding a weapon is a single, regular shotgun. Keep in mind, he has a single regular pump action shotgun. And they use the car they do a three point turn block off part of the tunnel. So the upper one of the pursuing cars can just drive through and then stop maybe 10 yards outside of the tunnel. And they wait. And so one of the cars comes, drives up stops at the car. And dolomite fires a seagull shotgun blast from 20 yards away in the general direction of the car and what happens Shawn? It blows up blows up it blows up with like three or four guys and I that's one fuckin shotgun my friend. I mean, geez, sky high. I mean, maybe benefit of the doubt. He had dragons. A Dragon's Breath shall in there Who knows? But he was 20 yards away. He wasn't even close to that car. It just doesn't make any sense. But that's why it's great. You know what makes even less sense. But the fact that dolomite leaves and he says, Okay, guys, we're going to go to California now maybe it's Oklahoma Who knows? But they're going to hitchhike to California from here for no good reason. Okay, just going straight to Cali. Before we get to that there, there is a note I want to bring up in that sequence that we just talked about. I don't remember the exact lines. But something we have to mention is that Rudy Ray Moore is constantly rhyming. Oh, well, he's supposed to constantly be writing little addendum to what you said there. He's supposed to constantly be writing. Well, can you clarify, there are times when he just stops writing for like 30 minutes of the runtime, and that he randomly starts doing it again, and then forgets about it. The whole movie just forgets about the fact that dolomite Rives. I mean, I wrote in my notes, Rudy Ray Moore is the Shakespeare of blaxploitation because his use of language and rhyme and just almost can only be rivaled by the great bar. Yeah, it's almost like making Poetry Out of just absurd kick ass lines. It's both ridiculous but also kind of beautiful. I hope you wrote some of those down because I wrote a couple down I have the the shoes one shoes on the feet, one that I want to get into a bit, but I don't remember I didn't write down the other ones. Can you say? No, nothing from this first part. Oh, God. He said he has a really good one before he shoots the police car. I can't remember what it is. But he's talking about he says it right before he shoots the car and blows up and it's just like a beautiful moment. But anyways, the thing the one thing to keep in mind is that Rudy Ray Moore, he was naked before he actually gets fresh in the car. He still has no shoes. He is barefoot. So Before they make their way to California, one of his goals is to get shoes. So and I wrote this quote down, he says, After he gets some shoes from like JC Penney or something, he says, got some shoes on my feet. Now I can get something, sweetie. Like, is this narration or is this internal dialogue? Because there I think he actually says it. There are reports of internal monologue later on. Again, totally isolated, I cannot remember. But it's something where, like, all the other rhymes really worked and really worked well. And the reason why I wrote this one down is just you were really struggling for that rhyme there. You're like, right, what what rise would feed, um, eat? I put this together, because he says the line and then there's no mention of eating or food, they don't go to a restaurant or anything afterwards, it just cut to their adventures to California. Like, why would you even bring up the concept of eating? If you weren't gonna, like, it doesn't touch, but they touch they touch base with that later on. And I wrote down that quote, oh, this isn't the quote, but something they do touch base later on. I can't remember which sex scene This is. But a very memorable one. But one where he literally brings the house down. Yeah, no, there's it's I don't think is that what but there's one sex scene where he is eating out one of the woman and there's a quick flash. Oh my gosh, you notice that? Oh, yeah. It's eating food. Next to an old lady. I don't think the old lady lady is irrelevant, but it is relevant to like, why? He's like eating breakfast or lunch in a diner. And it's a two second shot. That's it. That's the only time it shows up. He's in the middle of performing oral pleasure on hurricane Annie. Two second shot of him eating at a diner. And then back to the oral pleasure. It seems like that's a real film school shit to like, do like that montage. I forgot what it's called the Rambo. That's Eisenstein. Yeah, that's a real Eisenstein shit. That really way more. I doubt even realized he knew what he was doing. No, he definitely he sounds like a very well, he was probably a very well educated film buffs. Sean, I think you need to give him more credit than you're doing because I'm giving him credit but it's like he came up with it without studying it like without even realize it's like he invented calculus at the same time somebody else invented calculus, but he didn't really get any of it. Right. It's more so he figured it out on his own as opposed to someone telling him it's fascinating. You know, it's really interesting. Anyways, so back back to their hitchhiking to California. There hitchhiking. One of them. Probably the the most cut one in the group, though. I think Ernie Hudson was in pretty good condition is in pretty good shape at the time. One of them walks out onto the road with the intent of pulling someone over getting someone's attention and the rest of the gang coming in and swooping in kidnapping the car and driving it to California. And that's what happens. A all white young, clearly heterosexual man stops and asks if the member of Dolomites camp would like to exchange rides for a ride. I don't know exactly what that means. But whatever it is, dolomite and Ernie Hudson and dolomit minion three, let's just call them they rushed the car, they jump in and your gut reaction to being carjacked would typically be one of shock, right, Shawn? What do you think the normal reaction to being kidnapped is Shawn, I would be terrified. I would be scared for my life. I'd say no, thank you carjacker, something like that. What are you talking about? No, it's Oklahoma. You want to get out of there? by lifting this jersey. You're you are ecstatic. You are ecstatic about being carjacked. Let me tell you, you are just as ecstatic as this young whippersnapper. unhuman tornado was because he is all gung ho about being kidnapped and forcibly relocated to California. It's, he says it's all he ever wanted to do. I wrote as a note, and listeners, something you have to know is this character is clearly gay. And I have no idea what you're talking about. One of the things I wrote was what age the worst really raised more stand up, or this gay characters stereotypical gay character. I mean, holy shit. It's really awful. Awful offensively like very offensive. Yeah, yeah, no, I take it with a grain of salt. In all seriousness, if you've watched it, you know what we're talking about. If you haven't, buckle yourself in, but it's just this is gonna make the cut. What I find so fascinating about this movie, is that it part of it is ridiculous. Yes, but at the same time, I feel Like, you could still easily write so many papers about it and still teach it in classes, because there's so much to dissect. And this is, listen, we're two white guys. So there's only so much we can say. But there's a lot about the black experience of the time that just in there, whether he's even realizing it or not, you know, he's just putting his life there and to a degree, but unlike the room where his timing was so being you know, timing was so there, even though it's absurd and ridiculous at times, like earlier, you know, the white family calling the cops on now these these just black people having a nice old party, or these races, characters of cops, it's still even though it's an over the top way to say a point. It's still saying a point, you know, it's still and like with the gay character, it's, you know, the homophobia. So to see that there and made fun of is just fascinating. Well, here's the other thing for how much of a of a frown, how accurate that might be, this character is still treated pretty humanely. There are there are so many things they could have just done. They could have left this guy in Oklahoma, they could have killed him. They could have, I don't know, stolen his money and his clothes and just left him deserted. But what do they do when they get to California they they compensate him for his time with money and he gets to be in LA and he is just just tickled pink to be there. Unlike some people. You even see his his possible romantic interest strutting down the sidewalk, and he just flies away into dreamland. So let's get back to the plot. And I mean the plot where the plot actually starts, which is while dolomite is on a road trip to California applaud is actually beginning in LA. So there's apparently some rivalry going on between honeybees Club, which is a club I think dolomite has some sort of controlling interest in and a local crime bosses club calvetti. I don't remember what the name of it is. I can't remember for the life of me. But all you need to know is you get about another three minutes of poorly rehearsed nightclub performances. And then and then one of a couple of Calvin's men come into queen bees place ransack the place kidnapped two of queen bees, best servers, bartenders, I don't really actually know what they were doing. But two of her employees and they they take them where do they take them to Pasadena? Well, no isn't what's the location, it's in the house on the hill in Pasadena. very specific. That joke will make sense later, hold on tight. So they take them to the house. They're being tortured in the house in the house in Pasadena. And what's dolomite doing during all this torture? Well, what else would he be doing? He's eating roadside apples and expressing hope that quote the girls in California are as good as that Apple. Remember, that is an exact quote. I've got to say it again. He hopes that the girls in California are as good as that Apple doesn't say it aloud. This is interior monologue. And he never does anything like it again. Yeah, yep. And then he makes his way to California finally get some shoes as established by and I have a note here it's a when my note says When was the last time dolomite rind he hasn't rhymed in quite some time. Are you fucking kidding me? Shut the fuck up. Jani. I don't even groan groan Oh. Hey. So he's there. He shows up. He's looking for queen bee queen bees place is shut down. So he and his gang start. What do you want to call? They start looking around town? Yeah. So I also want to make a very quick note that we don't need to harp on. So when the guys essentially kidnap queen bees, girls, they fight the bartender guy and basically like just knock them out. And the guy just so slowly falls to the ground so awkwardly it's just one of the worst falls I've seen in movie history. It's really comical. You got it. You got to see it. Anyways, so yeah, that's really comical. And then queen bees like getting kneed in the face underneath the counter for pretty much just a great juxtaposition. So dolomite in the game, they're looking around town they're trying to find out where queen bee and the girls are at because queen bees has been shut down. And so they go to another nightclub. And buy now dolomite has on another patchwork denim outfit. You think like oh, this is the same patchwork denim jumper that we saw him wearing in the beginning of the film, but no, it's the same color. same pattern, but now it's a patchwork denim suit is not putting a whole lot of effort into this. Do you think he has patchwork denim socks too? Well, I think Something to keep in mind is that he clearly didn't take it with him. You only had the one patchwork denim outfit originally so that would have meant that he would have gone to a store said even though my only article clothing I own currently as a patchwork denim, you No one's really jumpsuit. So well you know what, let's just go with this theme. Let me get another patchwork denim suit. Let's just keep the keep it going. You know what I think actually happened? Yeah, tell me. I think he I think he reused it. I think he tailored a patchwork denim suit out of his patchwork denim onesy. Yeah, that sounds like it. That sounds pretty accurate. That's probably what wardrobe actually had to do though. Let's be real. The wardrobe probably said to him, Hey, you shouldn't be in the same outfit the entire movie. And he said we won't get money in the budget for another outfit. So here make something else with this. So yeah, then he goes to a club and meets one of his oldest friends. Hurricane Annie, Hurricane and he goes to his table. They meet up just exposition chat, right? am I forgetting something? We're talking. He's trying to find out where queen bee is. And hurricane Annie tells him Where? Yeah, I can't remember if the I can't remember if the next sex scene is between this scene and the scene where he finds queen bee but I don't think it is it's coming though. Get ready for it. Well, I mean, what else happens? I kind of forget. They go to another club and they're asking around for queen bee again, they're seated and one of the singers I think they're seated and the talent some singer that Dola bite nose comes over and they're asking him if he knows where queen bee is. And he responds you know this job don't pay me to talk it pays me to sing just like your boy Gary Oldman. You don't sing unless he's getting paid to do it. Yeah. And you know what he does? You know what a guy does, you know where he winds up where Queen where queen bee winds up being Where? Right across the room at the bar within sight. Yeah, this guy is useless. He is he does nothing for them. They literally pay him $50 to a point across the room. Hey, he's a businessman. Oh, great. Hold in a stack of bread in his hand. My next note is ever notice how Rudy has a penchant for casting very talented actresses, and how their wardrobes already always seem to showcase their prodigious talents now. Yeah, we've noticed I already said that said that. Yes, I made that show from bringing that I'm pretty sure that's because right after that comes the sex scene with Hurricane Annie. Yeah, we talked about that. We already know what happens. He visualizes eating a plate of pork chops while he's performing cunnilingus on hurricane Annie, as one does, as one does. Okay, so at this point, he's learned about calvetti. He's met up with queen bee. She's told him they're actually in Cal Betty's place. And he has her doing some sort of indentured servitude, her and her girls. He's keeping them working by holding two other girls hostage. And so that's the plot. Basically, that's we're already I think in about an hour hour of run time, maybe 15 minutes. I liked how we talked about the first 15 minutes about the same amount of time as we did next 45 it's it's about you know, the the way this film compresses time and importance and its stress, like Interstellar, you know, time is relative time is it's it's a relative to how much fun you're having. I'm pretty sure that's a direct quote from Interstellar right? Stay. I think that's what he says in the movie I can't remember. And then while Rudy Ray Moore is wearing his great grandmother's bathrobe, he learns where the girls are being held hostage. Well, no, he doesn't learn where the girls Yes. Yes, the interrogate. He has to interrogate somebody has to find out very talented actor where the girls where the girls are being held hostage with you discover that Calvin, he has a wife, Mrs. kalavati. And she lives somewhere in Pasadena. So he goes to the wife, the mistress. I thought no, that's the wife. That's Mrs. kalavati. If you look in the credits, that's Mrs. calabash. Okay. And who's the other lady, a blonde woman? I think she's cow that is kabataan. Oh, she just she she's directly beneath him. And then she runs all the clubs, but the very talented actress is calvet his wife. Yeah, he says she says top girl. So dolomite goes to interrogate her. And I gotta say her sexual fantasy triggered by the erotic art the erotic interracial art that dolomite arrives to sell to her is actually Really great. So Mrs. kalavati sexual fantasy is seriously one of the most artistic things I've seen put on screen. What are your thoughts on it? And yeah, it's one of those things where it just comes out of nowhere. Like a lot of the movie it comes out of nowhere. You don't see it coming. You just have a lot of questions as to how it came about. But I want to describe in detail what her sexual fantasy is shot. So she she lies on, you know, just like blocked letters you had as a kid, it was like little wooden blocks that had letters. I love playing with it. Totally, you know, you know what I'm talking about. So in her mind, they are big block letters that spell out bad and she is sleeping on that or she's lying on it like an actual bed. Now, for some reason, the E in this bed is turned horizontally it was the B and the D are, you know, as they should be? I have no idea why, but whatever. Anyways, so she's lying on it. And then kind of like she's in this toy room. This like overly large toy room. And then in the corner of the room, there's this toy chest. Then out of the toy chest emerges a monocular black night without a shirt on. He's totally naked. He's in the buff. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah, he's totally naked. They also so there's a couple of them. And they all have this weird like clown makeup on, you know, like the rosy cheeks. And now I'm saying it out loud. I don't know if that's a illusion or metaphor to something I'm sure you know, but they look. It's just weird. And then they kind of like walk around her and then she gets underneath a slide and they all slide and dive headfirst into her almost like lemmings or penguins riding down the aisle. Yeah, and before they slide down, they all say and this is in Dolomites voice Where's calvetti hiding my girls. Where's calvetti hiding my girls hiding Where's Betty? Hiding? My girl is calvetti hiding my girls. This is like a seven minute feels like it's seven minutes. It's actually like closer to two. But after the fourth it's in greased up black man slides nude down that one slide on to Calvary. It the scene instantly cuts to the bedroom reality where I didn't know I didn't know I think this actually happens. This actual happen actually happened in the reality of the film dolomite is literally bringing the house down on this woman. He is forcing himself into her so hard. The chandelier is shaking the bed. The bedposts are shaking. At one point the entire bed frame starts knocking around like they had four PhDs under it kicking it against the bottom with their feet, the doors The doors on the walls are slamming open and shut from the sheer force of his thrust. And all the while keep in mind he is still saying where is calvetti hiding by girls, whereas count that he hiding by girls he start saying fast say get faster. And then the ceiling caves in the litter. He caves in the ceiling. It's obviously just like a four by eight plank of plywood but it drops down. You can see all the wire there a chandelier drops down into frame. And last. After all of this may have Mrs. kalavati just burst out from underneath the ceiling on the bed. Her bosoms. her bosom just revealed to the whole world. And she's her upper body slinks down off the side of the bed and her head thumps against the floor. her breast pack practically just falling into her mouth. They're so large and she finally concedes what Where is kalavati? hiding his girls in the house on the hill in Pasadena. The how I didn't hear it. Okay, hell in Pasadena. I still can't tell what you're saying on the hill and Pasadena. What time a lot louder on the hill in Pasadena. Where's that house again? In fucking Pasadena bitch. So Fun Factory folks. After we watch this movie. The next day Yani said to me, Shawn, we got to go to Pasadena. So he dragged me to fucking Pasadena. I live in Culver City all the way across town when we went to Pasadena. He was trying to fucking find like the shooting locations and all this shit. I listen, I have not hung around Pasadena a lot. It's okay. It's fine, but it's not somewhere I necessarily want to spend my entire day So thank you Jani. I appreciate that. We did not find the house on the hill in Pasadena. Also, there's a lot of fucking hills in Pasadena. Yeah, I was just about to say you'll want to know why we didn't find that house and why Rudy Ray bar shouldn't have been able to find that house. Why? Why? Because there are so many damn hills and pass it data. And it's not like there's one house on a hill is many houses, on many hills, many houses on many hills. So I don't know if it was just trial and error. If dolomite went to each one of these houses one by one until he finally found them. But he does. dolomite finds the house on the hill in Pasadena, where calvetti is hiding honey bees girls any breaks in? Well, he doesn't break in, he storms it. He's a one man army. kung fu isn't he? He pretends to know kung fu his way into the building. And listeners. So you know, he speeds up this action sequence. Like if you ever seen a Charlie Chaplin movie, you know how he speeds up his chasing and running scenes. So it's just a little ridiculous here. It's just so apparent. It's so over the top. It's so it's so sped up. And it's the entire time. It's not like one punch or one cake here. It's him walking. It's them just doing things that should be in regular motion. He just does the entire thing. On fast forward. It's like fast forwarding through the scene. That's essentially what he's doing. It's masking the fact that he doesn't actually know exotic or Kung Fu. In fact, I don't think he's ever seen kung fu or karate. It's like his martial arts. Or like if all he'd ever learned about kung fu came from his five year old nephew. There's one great moment where he's surrounded by a couple guys. He's in a pool I think he's in this is if we're talking about the moment, he's in a pool, he's surrounded by guys. And then he leaves up in the air. And possibly This is like, what? 1015 feet or something like that. This is in the deep end. He leaps. He has a 10 foot vertical. Yeah. I don't know why he's an actor. He should have been playing in the NBA if he could jump that high. So he jumps absurdly high. They kind of does some moves on the ledge for like, a solid minute. Then he jumps back. Like why he had no reason to jump up in the first place. Except I guess the showcase off that he could do it. The other thing, he couldn't do it. They just filmed him jumping down for the edge and reversed it. And then he beat the guys out. So he beats the guys up or the guys pretend to be beaten up by him. That's probably a better way for that's more apropos. So he fights his way to the house. And he finds these women looking a little more bored than they are afraid. And in all honesty, they just look like they've been tied up there for two days. And they look like they're bored out of their minds like they are welcoming death, as opposed to lying around this place for another minute. Luckily, one of calvus henchmen comes in to put them out of their misery to grant their wish. Yeah, so he's the main torture guy. And two things. First of all, he puts a live grenade in between one the girl's legs. So he's like, you better be careful, or it's gonna blow up and kill you. Now that's a thing to note for later. And then the other one he puts what, like a rack of daggers above her. And a rope that's hurting. The dependent rack of daggers with stones on top of them has been there since day one since day one of the torture it's just been hanging over her. Yeah, just waiting. And this is when he likes the candle. He lights the candle underneath the rope. So anyways, time is of the essence at this point. dolemite gets in, he kills the guy. I'm honestly can't remember how he kills the guy but it's in some way that you're like, would that kill a guy, he takes his he wraps his arms underneath the guy's pants, locks fingers beneath his neck and then just I guess breaks his neck by forcing it down with Rudy Ray Moore definitely does not possess the upper body strength to do that. But okay, I've suspended my disbelief enough to know I don't know if I'm not but i'm not buying it in this movie. It's just not real. And this one instance. Yeah, he kills the guy saves the one girl from getting stabbed to death. And then with the grenade, and this is one of the best parts. He correct me if I'm wrong, he cuts her loose, saves her she drops the grenade on the ground and then he just casually tosses that away is like Like air, whatever, and it blows up, just blows up. You just throw it. You just tosses it flicks it across the room. Yeah. Like, like any projectiles. Yeah, it's like it's no big deal from a distance. It's no big deal. The explosion self contained, couldn't harm them and give you a visual. It's less of like you're throwing a baseball and more like he's tossing moldy fruit, like, like an old pair like he's littering. You know, like he's just tossing a used water bottle onto the side, where it's just like, okay, or like flicking a cigarette or something. You know, it's just like, there's not much thought put into it. He's fearless. He's easily human tornado. Do you think a grenade could harm a tornado, Shawn? I guess not. What threat does a grenade pose against a natural catastrophe? Shawn gets your head out of your ass. Okay, I'm gonna take it out of my ass. Thank you. Thank you for letting me know that my head is up my ass Jani and that I need to take my head out of it. So yes, taking it right out right now. So girls are saved. And dolomite has one of his classic lines. One of his classic rhymes Did you write it down? Because I definitely didn't see it. You're a bad motherfucker. Nope. Okay. To quote. Yes, I fought my way in here because I'm rough and ready. Now girls, let's go get calvetti you literally sound like his white guy impression from the very beginning. Know from when he's doing when he's outside Ms. calve Eddie's house is trying to his has the painting. Remember that? No, I don't think he's a white guy in that. I think he's trying to be now white guy, but he's doing No, he's doing like a dorky white guy impression. I did not get that I got like Nigerian art collectors, something like that. But it is definitely dorky something. And that's what you did. That's what I'm saying. Whatever. So just a side note, I love that the screenwriter could never come up with an official address for the house on the hill in Pasadena. It's just the house on the hill in Pasadena couldn't even be something ridiculous. It couldn't even be the White House's address. It's just the house on the hill in Pasadena. Can I say a quote that I wrote down? I can't remember where this comes. You're a bad motherfucker. This I can see. But now it's time to bring your ass to me. twinsies I wrote that one down to any conscious breathing human would have written that down. It's a pretty great one that reminds me of the bullhorn quote from Black Dynamite that goes, Oh, you're a corn fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. Well, it's time for a bullhorn to get up in that ass. Yeah, I think that's definitely definitely inspired by this line from from human tornado. I can't imagine how it isn't. But anyways, that line comes when I keep wanting to say black data wipe that line comes when dolomite arrives at Calvin's birthday party, because that's where that's where we get our dinner Montt. The party is infiltrated by honey bees, girls and and Dolomites gang huge fight erupts. Some guy, some white guy tries to strangle hurricane Annie in a totally unrelated incident incident totally unrelated to the plot. He just invites her down to the pool side, and then strangles her with his tie or something, then she turns it on him and kills him and kicks him in the pool. Also to note, so this film doesn't have a ton of action scenes, or only real hand to hand combat we've had before was in the previous scene that was sped up. So you have some expectation that might happen again, right? Actually, no, everyone else knows how to fight at least to enough to not have to do that. So everyone else? Yes, yeah. I think Rudy Ray Moore refused to film his fight scenes more than once. That's why they had to speed it up, because he just went through all of the actions. So slowly. I also think it's really apparent that in this second one, he's not in it for most of the so it's just like, Rudy, we found the last one. It didn't. We should keep you out of this. Or is just like, I only got one in me. I'm going to do this one before. It's either it's got to be one or the other. Well, no, he takes on the South American boss. He takes on the sorry, not that the boss fight. You know how in video games, you've got the boss battle scars, essentially, Bruce Lee. He's taken on Bruce Lee. That's what he's doing. Yeah. Well, I think he was just the friend of the other. I think his name was like Howard Jackson or something. And actual World Champion karate. Yeah, but this guy is. The thing is this guy is an expert at nunchucks. So he's just doing all this nunchuck shit and look like a boss and being great at while Rudy Ray Moore is approaching him and then likely Oh, Like, and literally my more gibberish Well, he's saying, Yeah, he's saying gibberish and shit, but the thing is, so I was watching this film with subtitles, and it literally says in the subtitles parentheses speaking gibberish like I've never seen that in a fucking movie. Like it just straight up says Jaipur anyways, yeah, he bites kicks the guy's ass kicks the guy's ass. The whole basically the whole house has erupted and just this huge brouhaha. I believe there's this one shot uninterrupted, no cuts goes on for like two and a half minutes and it's literally none of the main characters fighting in one room. There's a woman on top of a man like swinging wildly at his face and then a couple of guys in the corner duking it out. And then another woman I think on another woman, basically windmilling it doing the same thing the other chick was doing two and a half minutes of that. Yeah, a lot of things were happening. But where it all ends cow Betty escapes. Oh, wait, let's not forget that the the two two of the women that don't Dolomites slept within this movie. Also get into a little tits. Get that Pon their god grow any scratches. Oh. Hurricane at scratches. Miss cow Betty's eyes out. I imagine if we saw a little more than their faces, you'd see that their enormous bulbous breasts were just bouncing against each other the whole time. I don't know why Rudy didn't decide to include something like that in the theatrical time. What What are you doing? Well, he probably needed to make room for more shots of his bare naked ass. We didn't get any more though, huh? That's a good point. To get into the fight scene with a non shot guy totally naked. And everyone's just like, what about Rudy? What Rudy? Why are you naked right now? What's the character motivation to be naked? is like, I fight naked. That's that it makes me loose. It makes my it makes me agile. You know, that's how I win. But Rudy, look at how flabby you are. Are you already by definition kind of loose, but really your skin's loose? Because you're an old man. literally no one fights naked. Why would you just at least keep your underwear on? So the fight starts dying down. Calvary escapes with some money I imagine and as he's about to get into his car dolomite stops in and wait holy Wait a second. Does he kill it? Does he kill him the brain? No, he didn't kill him there he brings him to like a nother torture chamber and puts the rats on his that's right balls. That's right. Okay, so dolomite kidnaps calvet. He takes him to the To where? Where does he take him? The house on the hill? in Pasadena. That's right. I forgot I thank you for clarifying. He takes him to the house on the hill and pass the data ties and down puts a rat cage on his groin and the rats eat this man's genitals as one does. Oh, and the sheriff. The the LA Sheriff shows up. And oh, by the way, there's this whole subplot about this black detective who's been tracking down dolomite this whole time that we've totally left out of our descriptions because it's actually he's irrelevant. It's totally irrelevant. It does nothing It does nothing for the plot. I will say there's one fantastic moment where the police barge into this action scene at the finale. First of all, half the police have their caps on backwards, which makes no sense. I mean, it's just I why I mean, the police for whatever you want to say about police, they at least they're supposed to have professional uniforms and attire, you know, everything like that. So it's just literally makes no sense for them to just have backward like still being uniform, some of their police uniforms, but half their caps are backwards, like But anyways, when this black detective comes in, he has two pistols and he points. There's one guy he comes up to. He puts the gun in the guy's mouth and a second gun at his like chest. And he asks Where's calvetti? Where is he? Like? It just comes across the room? Yeah, but it's like you needed both guns on the guy. Also, you're asking him a question while your gun is in his mouth. It's insane. It's great, but insane. Anyways, he looks over slightly over to the right and he sees that Calvin he's on a table across the room getting his manhood not on by semis. Meanwhile, Dolomites left Dolomites gone, he's taken care of Eddie's car, presumably also the money and he's driven off but what dolomite doesn't know. And what also is an explained and also makes no sense is that the sheriff is in this party that arrives at the house on the hill in Pasadena. Yeah, he came back he came back earlier. The film came back earlier in the film, he made it out to LA again, we didn't mention any of this because it doesn't matter at all. But he's there. He's in the party. He finds out that dolomite was there, but that he left hops in his car and starts driving down dolomite and you're getting ready for this big showdown. It's going to happen dolomite turns down a road takes another turn pulls up beside a garage for some reason and hops out which doesn't make any sense. But the sheriff he was hot in his tail hot is hot on the trail hot on his tail. I don't know what the expression is. Sheriff jumps out and got to make it right. You got to do it right now. In proper ride for me. The sheriff was hot on his tail. The sheriff was hot on his tail so dolomite better better. Take a branch and use the the the the leaves to hide his trail. Jesus. I was gonna say what was the first line? Tell him I is the sheriff is hot on Dolomites tail. So dolomite better run and not step on a nail? Well, he must have stepped on a nail. Or maybe it's just Rudy Ray Moore can't run very quickly. Because as dolomite gets out of his car, the sheriff shoots him like twice. Then dolomite. He's staggering over to the fence. And he collapses into this pile of hay by the fence and the sheriff comes up around him and empties his chambers into him fires five shots into Dolomites back smiles because he's and here's something that really confuses me, by the way, listeners, the sheriff smiles, pops in his car and then drives off he got away scot free. He murdered his wife. He gets to think he murders dolomite, and then he just hops in his car and returns to Oklahoma but like nothing happened. There were no negative repercussions. Nobody finds out about any of this. Because you know why? Because dolomite was wearing a bulletproof vest. Listen, I don't want to get too political right now. But let's say it's not that part's not particularly unrealistic. For what you think, for a cop, like for a cop to shoot a black man, and then get away. That's That's the first time I've heard of that. Yeah. So yeah, it is it's what you think. Here's the thing. You think that you think that Okay, so dolomite, it actually turns out was wearing a bulletproof vest. He's fine. He's gonna attract down the sheriff. We have all these other loose ends ends to tie up. A couple of guys from his gang were killed by the way. By the way, Ernie Hudson's brother gets shot in the chest. And there's this really weirdly idiosyncratic dramatic idiosyncratically dramatic scene where he's holding his brother and he gives a great performance. I think I wrote I actually wrote something down. And that's how he says wrong. Ghostbuster He's my brother, man. He's my brother, and he's crying and the whole room just sinks. They just sink under the moment. So you're like, expect there's going to be some loose ends tied up there. There's going to be maybe a feud or roll and we're going to everyone there's and, and the sheriff's going to be hunted down and everything's going to be addressed. Nope. Nope. The last thing dolomite says is this mother think I'm dead. But he doesn't know I'm the human tornado. Freeze Frame roll credits. That's it. That's the end of the movie. Yeah. And that's it. It's because he had a bulletproof vest, which wasn't actually a bulletproof vest. He had a vest on that they're trying to infer is a bulletproof vest, but it's clearly not what they're just trying to imply. They're trying to imply that it's a bulletproof vest, but so clearly not one. It's just a regular vest. So when he got shot, I can't remember what there's actually like blood pellets or squibs. But it looks like he's straight up there. Yeah, yeah. He's not moving. Yeah, he's not moving. You could swear there was some blood. It's like, they really just kill dogs. And oh, he had a vest on. But like Kurt Russell and Tango and cash. He clearly didn't have it on and they added it later. But yeah, that's how the movie ends. doesn't doesn't tie anything up. No, we never find out. We never find out if calvetti did ask his wife. What happened about what happened to the ceiling didn't ask about why they were three contractors in their planning. I assumed he was lying together. I don't I don't think you necessarily die if you get your genitals eaten by rats. I know a couple guys. I thought he died in the scene, though. No, I don't think he dies in the scene. He's just shouting in pain. Oh, well, so Johnny. It's an interesting. It's an interesting movie. Like I was saying earlier, what I find fascinating is just how this movie is both ridiculous, absurd. And clearly the work of Rudy Ray Moore is, it's infused with what he knows his style, just every thing is his fingerprint is on everything, you know, from the humor to just whoever I've added, I had to do every every I mean, everything, didn't correct it. But the director he chose whoever it was perfectly conveyed his vision. And it's also a film that you can read into it. That very much has a strong stance on, you know, the black experience at the time, but also, one that is unfortunately, still true today. And it's just, it's just so fascinating to me that such a ridiculous film is able to both like be that and have this strong commentary within it's ridiculous absurdity. Like, I can't remember watching a film that was able to kind of do both at the same time, because there are a lot of films I love for being absolutely ludicrous and absurd. Like the room or some of the Bollywood movies I love or just lay out like a ridiculous action movie. But this you know what I think? Yeah, I think it's because Rudy Ray Moore placed comedy, humor and entertainment at the forefront of the experience and put the commentary in the background. It wasn't heavy handed. And for that reason, but it doesn't it doesn't exhaust itself. Yeah, but it's also still there, and it's still very apparent, and it's just like, yeah, like anybody watching and not looking for it. They wouldn't see it, they wouldn't even know for sure for sure. Like it can very easily be missed. And you know, a lot of those white characters are semi caricatures. But you know, sometimes, you know, I can unfortunately be a little too true. A lot of them were characters especially the country bumpkin kinds. The sheriff definitely the wall, the Oklahoma Sheriff again, no idea if it's from Oklahoma, he's just referred to as an okie, but you don't not all the white characters are like that. It's just maybe 90% of them. The LA Sheriff or the LA? I don't know. Let's just call him a sheriff. The LA Captain i think is a captain or chief. He's a fine guy. He's a fine actor. He cares about what's right. He even he defends when the when the Oklahoma sheriff says something along the lines of you've got word I can't say working for you. What word can you say? What word you know it starts with a letter and other letters. Then after it there's there's a there's what the letters are the same letter. There's a couple of quotes in this movie. I think you should say there's there's this great I there's this great quote when Dolomites driving. Do you want to say the quote, there are so many arrows, so many jokes, so many lines from this movie, that the color of my skin prevents me from saying, Yeah, a lot, a lot of n words a lot, a lot of n words. But anyways, the upshot of all this is the LA Captain defends his man. He doesn't care about the color of his skin. He's a good worker, and that's all that matters. Well, not a good worker. He's a good man and a good detective. And that's all that matters. So it's not entirely slanted the portrayal of white individuals in the film I will say though, he when you say he's a good worker, it's hearsay, because we definitely don't see. Well, he finds this man eventually he does find his he gets to dolomite. Yeah. But again, he saw irrelevant and doesn't really do much. No, he doesn't do much. You're right has the run of in crime films. You almost always see some representation of the law enforcement side it's inevitable it's almost always going to be there. All right, so wrapping this up Jani. What were what rating would you give this film? It's not a perfect movie. I love I swear to God, every fucking movie you pay. Oh, no, it's not a perfect movies. They're a perfect movie. What's the perfect movie to you? God dammit. Well, we'll probably get to watch one of the ones I consider perfect. Not quite yet though. Kill me now. It's only kill me. It's not perfect. Yeah, at the end of the day. I think you have to accept something as it is flaws successes, and take into them and keep in mind what it is, what it's trying to do, what it says and how it works. Possibly fails and saying exactly like in intentionality, I think is often key to how I feel about a film like what is the film trying to do? Is it trying to be ridiculous and absurd? Or is it trying to be serious? And is it succeeding at what it is trying to be? It's a little bit hard to tell with this film in particular, because at times the style is a little schizophrenic. It moves all over the place. Really, the pacing can be really off at times. There are some scenes replay. I don't want to that I love but then I don't want to see a minute long or two minute long, long take a bunch of characters sitting in a room talking about stuff I don't care about. That isn't funny. It's just not well made. Keeping that all in mind. I think you have more good than bad here. So I'd have to say I'd give it an even seven out of 10. Wow, I was gonna give it a seven out of 10 to you know, like, there's no fuck no, I'm never gonna be here. 20 Yeah, I'm way too attractive to be related to you. You want to how close we are? 20 we're twins. But the movie twins Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. Twins. That's what we are. We need to find our triplet. We need our Eddie Murphy. You find our black listeners if you're out there. Yeah, we I don't know who or Eddie Murphy would be. We'd have to Yana you'd have to make some black friends and no, you don't have any. But you'd have to find one or two. Well, let's hold auditions we could do just like they did in full monty. Yeah. Exact same setup to Oh my god. We you come out to LA we have auditions seeking black friend. Freaking black friend looking for a triplet setup. And they're like so what's the role and Giannis just like your roles, my friend, our friend, our mutual like the actual, the actual title, the flyer or whatever that goes out, says black bread, and you're stressed. you're stressed out like, I'm cool. I'm hip now. And you just keep doing like, you know, just really just racist talk. And like, I'm cool. I'm hip, right guys? And then they're like, Oh, my God, what? And they're like, What was this? What? How long was the shoot? And you're like the rest of your life. This is our actual friendship. Now strip. Now pop that shirt off my man. Oh, God. He's I don't any of this word agreement. Seven out of 10. We're getting ourselves a black friend. The only thing I don't know, Shawn is what we're watching next time. While Jani. I wonder what we're watching next time. I really wonder what we're watching next time. It's just are we watching that movie wonder from 2018. I've been thinking about it. And I've been wondering about it. And then I realized Terran smalux into the wonder. I realized what we should watch is Wonder Woman. Oh, no. So we're watching Wonder Woman next time. Because just I love Wonder Woman. I know you hate it. I hate that movie. Why? Because it's great. It's phenomenal. It's fantastic. This is just like that clip from the office where Michael Scott's just shouting No. For 15 seconds. No, God. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, that's what you get. That's what you get Yani. Let's just end this and it's a good it's a great film. It's a great film. I don't know, yet is an awful film. It's no it's an awful movie. It's not a film. It will never be a film. through and through. Go fuck yourself. You know what Shawn? Go fuck yourself, too.