Season 2

Jan. 9, 2024

Resurrection and MILFS: a 2023 recap

Step into the video store of the past with 'Found On Shelf' as hosts Patrick and Dustin rewind through a year of cinematic exploration. From uncovering hidden gems to dissecting notorious flops, this year-end special promises...

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Dec. 26, 2023

Have you seen a Raccoon's penis? - KILLER RACCOONS 2

Get ready to deck your halls with Raccoon Penises - Patrick and Dustin are back with another holiday special, this time discussing the weird Christmas "classic" Killer Raccoons Two: Dark Christmas in the Dark. Dustin dives de...

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Dec. 19, 2023

Robot Santa's Killing Spree - CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS

Meet Robo Saint Nick in the holiday slasher, Christmas Bloody Christmas! When an animatronic Santa decoration goes haywire, he embarks on a brutal killing spree, slaughtering people in creatively gruesome ways. It's a great m...

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Dec. 5, 2023

Krampus-sode

Happy Krampusnacht! Today we're taking a look at some Krampus movies, we're getting some help from the fine folks at Glass Half Full Moon as we dig through not just one, but THREE Krampus movies. The incoherent mess that is …

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Nov. 28, 2023

Smooth reptilian crotch and BLACK ROSES

Black Roses brings together heavy metal and demonic possession for a wholly unique horror cocktail. Patrick and Dustin have a killer time dissecting this offbeat 80s flick about a band of literal monsters intent on corrupting...

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Nov. 14, 2023

Does ELO slap? XANADU you want to know?

Welcome back to Rocksgiving, our musical movie month of November. Join Dustin and Patrick for recap of the bonkers 1980 musical fantasy Xanadu. We try to make sense of the kooky plot involving a muse bringing inspiration to f...

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Oct. 31, 2023

We need to talk about THINGS

When hosts Dustin and Patrick suggest to their guest Satan that he was involved in the creation of the infamously unwatchable 1989 cult classic "Things," Satan vehemently denies it. Nevertheless, they decide to experience "Th...

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Oct. 24, 2023

Radioactive Moonshine: How to Survive a Redneck Zombie Outbreak

Thanks to Patrick, Dustin is now a Zombie and what better way to celebrate a Zombie Podcast than watching a Zombie movie, Redneck Zombies! Stay tuned for this comprehensive dissection of a unique piece of cult cinema, where z...

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Oct. 17, 2023

Teen Love, Zombie Style: Breaking Down 'My Boyfriend's Back'

After being brought back from the dead by an evil video store clerk (its a lot, go listen to the previous episode) Patrick rejoins us in the flesh...well, the undead flesh at least. In this episode, we take a deep …

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Oct. 10, 2023

Dissecting Horror Hospital with New Co-host!!

Well, Patrick's dead but the show must go on, looks like Dustin needs to find a new co-host. We celebrate our 50th episode by watching a movie that's 50 years old! The bizarre and confusing 1973 low-budget British film "Horro...

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Oct. 3, 2023

Patrick's Doorstep Mystery: A 'Cthulhu Mansion' Discussion

Halloween starts now! In this special, in-person episode, your hosts Patrick and Dustin dare to explore a mysterious film that literally showed up on Patrick's doorstep - "Cthulhu Mansion." Despite its title, promising Lovecr...

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Sept. 26, 2023

Alien Space Porn From the Future

Naked Space, The Creature Wasn't Nice, Spaceship...a movie known by several names, but not known by many people. Dustin talks about Milf Manor and introduces Patrick to a movie he found in a $5 bin many years ago, except now …

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Sept. 12, 2023

Babbling Hot Springs Vixens

Funky Forest: First Contact, aka Naisu no mori: The First Contact. I don't even know how to describe this episode or this movie, but we try our best. It's just insane, go watch it and listen to us discover more …

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Aug. 29, 2023

Parker Lewis CAN lose

As we wind down summer it's time we learn some fun facts about mosquitos, or perhaps their most annoying counterpart the Mosquito Man...or is it Mansquito? This made for Syfy channel, monster movie couldn't decide on a name, ...

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Aug. 15, 2023

I Hope You're All Prayed Up

Patrick takes us on a trip to his childhood as we explore R.I.O.T. The Righteous Invasion Of Truth from Carman, the Christian propaga...I mean film that is really a series of music videos with a horrible "story" as a wrap …

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Aug. 1, 2023

Lords of Tanglewood

In celebration of summer camping in the woods, we're taking a trip back to 1996 and checking out our first Chuck Norris film, the family friendly movie Forest Warrior. Kids setting up Home Alone style traps trying to save the...

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July 18, 2023

The Gators are Heteronormative

In honor of Shark week we're watching....Repligator? A 1998 movie about the Army testing out a new device that ends up turning male soldiers into females with rampant nymphomania that turn into alligators when they have an or...

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July 4, 2023

Space Trope Bingo

Happy Fourth of July, and what better way to celebrate the 4th than watching the 4th installment of a film series! Taking us where all sci-fi/horror franchises go to die before they get rebooted....SPACE! This time it's Critt...

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June 20, 2023

"Allegedly"

New York Ninja was a fantastic representation of the passion and dedication someone can put into restoring an unfinished movie 37 years after it was filmed. Grizzly 2 is also a movie restored 37 years later....enjoy

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June 6, 2023

Judy Finkle

If you've ever wondered what the Hunchback of Notre Dame would be like if it took place in a late 1980s west coast college we have an attempt at an answer, but more importantly we answer the age old question..."Can …

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May 23, 2023

Suck the polish off your toes

Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee...Patrick picks the only movie we've ever watched that shows a blow up doll getting destroyed by a rocket launcher. Folks, we're watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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May 9, 2023

Why is he yodeling?

In memory of Albert Pyun we take a look at the 1995 film Spitfire. It's Gymkata meets James Bond and features Tim Thomerson in a terrible wig...

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April 25, 2023

Anyway, how's your sex life?

Today we learn that one of us has never seen The Room and we quickly fix that. We bring in a special guest to help us navigate the terrible script, the plot points that go nowhere, the acting that sounds …

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April 11, 2023

Potatoes Out The Ying-Yang

Happy Easter everyone, we're talking about potatoes...I mean movies, a movie that started out it's life being called "Easter Sunday", even though only 2 minutes of this film has anything to do with Easter. The Being is a low-...

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