Episodes

So the Palace says the Queen totally was going to hit Remembrance Day but she had a bad back. Sure Jan.

When your focus is privacy, one way to stay private is to attend a red carpet event with Bon Jovi - and then wear red to it. Meanwhile, Charles is digging this PseudoKing thing, and was hanging out with Sir …

Wait, what did Harry tell the twitter boss and how did Harry know these things? And was Meghan being deliberately manipulative? Two huge stories today!

Harry is at the Intrepid today. Her Majesty will honor Remembrance Day this weekend. Will we see dueling royals trying to out remembrance each other?

Meghan is speaking to the New York Times. Harry is speaking at the Intrepid. Our favorite privacy minded non-royals are in New York City as their quest to avoid the limelight continues.

Hi this is Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex. Excuse me, how did you get this number?

Oh it's another day in the Royal Family...a few stories about Harry & Meghan and how they must be up to something....and some Kate Is Wonderful fluff about her making veggie burgers. She's so wonderful that Kate. No wonder the …

The Queen said none of us will live forever. Is she depressed and being morbid? No, she was addressing Climate Change. You know who else addressed Climate Change? Harry and Meghan. Of course they did. And you know who addressed …

Hey is the Queen well or not? On the one hand she's supposed to be resting, on the other hand we're being shown pictures of her driving Jaguar. Anyway, will Her Majesty be up to thus Jubilee come next summer? …

Meghan Markle gave out some $25 Starbucks Gift Cards which is nice...unless one starts pondering that $25,000,000 Spotify Deal which has produced ONE episode so far. Meanwhile, Thomas Markle Jr. is always fun for a quote or two.

With the Queen taking rest, Charles steps up to lead teh COP26 conference. The difficult unspoken question....is it time for Her Majesty to abdicate?

"Her Majesty's doctors have advised that she should continue to rest for at least the next two weeks. The doctors have advised that Her Majesty can continue to undertake light, desk-based duties during this time, including some virtual audiences, but...

It sounds like an episode of The Inbetweeners, but suitors used to discuss how fit Kate Middleton was...not that she's become some sort of horrible troll now. Also, she's wonderful and does the Halloween shopping for the kids.

Was there a coordinated effort to bash Harry and Meghan on twitter. The evidence suggests...yes! Meanwhile, the Queen is being encouraged to slow down...which normally would be a lead story!

Those loving glances, those soft embraces...what do Kate & William's PDA tell us about how Meghan Markle is plotting to take over the world? That last part is a joke.

Adele was asked to pick between Harry and William and she picked....well we do want you to listen to the podcast.

Hey Majesty is not stepping down and she also does not want your Oldies Award.

Hr Majesty was briefly hospitalized. Conspiracy theorists wonder why the Royal Standard was still flying over the palace. And is it time for the Queen to start slowing down?

Billie Eilish likes the Royals, "They were just very friendly and funny and sweet. I can’t complain.” Meanwhile, the Queen sometimes takes people hostage!

Meghan Markle Was "Slightly Duchessy" on Deal or No Deal' according to Howie Mandel...meanwhile Meghan is on her way to creating a billion dollar brand.

Shatner vs. William? Pass the popcorn. Kate and William might come to the USA in 2022. All American Royal Family podcasters welcome this. Maybe they could guest on Harry's podcast. And the Queen is giving up on her nightly Martini.

Hey world leaders, the passive aggressive monarch is kind of annoyed you're not coming to the climate summit. Meanwhile, Madame Tussauds swapped out the Wax Queen

A peek inside Harry and Meghan's estate. Charles doesn't know what to do with all the property. Her Majesty has a good year with the horses.

"Prince Charles' Aston Martin runs on cheese and wine" sounds like a joke but it really does. Plus some daily Meghan and Harry stuff.