Where's Wonderful Kate Middleton?

Once a week we like to take a look at all the fluff articles about how wonderful Kate Middleton is, but since nobody has seen her, there isn't much to go on. We really do try to stop talking about Meghan every day!

One theory is that Kate was part of that Wonka disaster.

Royal Insider Deep Crown, who is always up for our silly questions, commented on this theory: "The tales swirling around this Willy Wonka event in Glasgow are a bit of a sticky wicket, aren't they? To think one might spot a royal amidst such a debacle—well, it’s the stuff of tabloid dreams. But let’s remember, even royals have their curious moments, though I’d wager they prefer their outings a touch more refined. A meth lab aesthetic is hardly the backdrop for a day out with the family, royal or not. The outcry for refunds, now that’s a drama fit for the palace gardens. One does hope the attendees find some resolution, royal sightings or no."