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So depending on who you ask, Mermaids can symbolize both fortune and misfortune, like the sea
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they can be both beautiful and deadly.
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And if you were to travel to Portland's sister city, Moutares in Bobway, ooh, and ask
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them what they think of Mermaids, they would probably lean towards the misfortune or deadly
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side.
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Okay.
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Hi, Caitlyn.
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Hi, Cassie.
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Hi, creepy people.
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The studio's looking pretty weird.
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Sorry, I got thrown off.
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Hello!
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I was like, is she gonna do it?
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I don't know.
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No one knows.
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No one knows.
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It's perpetually distracted by the bright lights.
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Yes, my arm fat.
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The lights are very bright.
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The arms are very skinny.
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Here at PNW Haunts and Homicides, which that's what this is.
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Is that what we're doing?
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Oh shit.
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Doing?
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Just start.
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No.
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This is perfect.
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Okay.
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Where we talk about true crime, the paranormal, and all things spooky and or magical in the
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Pacific Northwest.
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Erie.
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Sometimes other places.
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Yeah, also that.
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We also do a tarot reading at the end of every episode for a little bit of deeper insight
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into our topic.
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Deeper insight.
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Very deep.
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We dive deeper into the ocean.
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Oh.
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I mean, that's like the one place we haven't really explored very much of.
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I know, right?
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It makes me nervous.
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We might talk a little bit about today and about some of the creatures that might be in
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the ocean that we don't know about.
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No.
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But it's going to be fun.
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Don't worry.
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Okay.
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Look at our hair.
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We're having fun today.
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Yeah, we are having fun today.
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Yay.
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So this was actually a Patreon live that we did a while back.
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I can't remember when.
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Sometime last year, I think.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's been close to a year probably.
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I feel like.
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But with our birthdays, mining, Kaitlyn's coming up.
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Caitlyn's wedding, Shenanigans.
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There's a lot going on.
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So we decided we need to make our lives a little easy.
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Bring back something old that we've already written.
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I spruced it up a little bit.
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There's some stuff added to it that was not in the Patreon live.
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So you get something new as well.
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And there's a bonus that can go with it too.
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So a Patreon bonus.
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So you're not missing out on anything.
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We're not getting repeats because honestly we're goldfish.
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And we might not even remember what is in this episode.
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So that's what I was going to say.
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There's, I mean, if you're adding to it and then our commentary, the decides.
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Yes.
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The digression.
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We might say the same exact thing and not even know that we'd previously set it to either.
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Say.
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It's all new to us.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm going to start us off with a little dad joke.
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Do you remember the dad joke?
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No.
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You might when I start say it.
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How do mermaids relax?
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I don't know.
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They smoke seaweed.
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Oh, my God.
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I was going to say are they like me and they just like don't?
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No, they do relax with you know, little seaweed at night after work in long hours.
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Whatever they what I was like when what stress what job does a mermaid have?
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Fishing.
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Fishing.
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Fishing.
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Is this not already a pretty carefree existence for mermaids?
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You know what they do?
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They swim around old shipwrecks and collect forks.
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Oh, oh, stressful day of that.
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You're going to use some seaweed after that.
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So I've been hard at work.
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So what is the scuttlebot with mermaids?
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That's adorable.
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I know right now.
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But it's like the mermaid version of gossip.
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I love it.
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Which is actually funny.
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That word is going to come back around at the end.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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So the English word for mermaid is the old English for sea, which is mare and made a young
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woman.
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A woman.
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In Ireland, they're called merrows.
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And this is where I was like, oh my god, we had just talked to Jacquelin from Merrow's Anchor.
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Yeah.
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And I was like, I didn't even know what Merrow's Anchor meant.
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Now it makes so much sense.
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Oh my gosh.
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There's literally a mermaid like in the artwork.
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You know how sometimes you learn something new, right?
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Again.
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So again, that was Jacquelin, our friend Jacquelin.
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Hi.
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And I did forget to say this was also a suggestion from Michelle, who I think was one of our
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patrons.
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I don't know if she still is, but this was your suggestion, Michelle.
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No, I, I, I, I, we had a couple of Michelle's.
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I don't know which Michelle it was.
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All of the Michelle's.
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Yeah.
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Michelle.
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What were we saying about making up mermaid names and I know I said, shelly, shelly.
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Because I'm an 80 year old and also a dad, despite the odds.
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I mean, this episode has dad jokes and shelly's in it.
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It's all coming together.
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I love it.
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So just another little aside, I was like just a little aside.
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And like the whole beginning is kind of an aside.
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Everything's an aside.
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But before we totally dive in, we're kind of doing this gender stereotype thing with this
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episode with like the mermaids, but I promise you at the end, I will fix it.
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Don't you worry.
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Oh, but I do have to say, you know, today we're talking mermaids, but mermaids are also a thing.
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They're just not as popular unless you're John Cena in the Barbie movie.
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For the fan, the favorite monster in cabin in the woods.
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It's a merman.
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Okay.
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You've never seen it.
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I think we've gone over this.
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I feel like, yeah, it goes without saying.
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Yeah.
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So unless you're either one of those, no one really cares about merman, but I promise you,
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we'll fix it in the end.
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Okay.
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I don't know.
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Are we fixing it or fixing it?
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Okay.
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Mermaids have been making a splash in pop culture from books and music to Disney and Starbucks.
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So I assume the majority of us know what this mythical creature looks like.
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Upper body of a human until you get to the hip area and the rest is fish from there.
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Yep.
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Starbucks.
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Mermaid.
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She's stover titties out.
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Fun fact, if you didn't know, kids.
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Oh, she doesn't even have any now.
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Nope.
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They covered it with hair because titties are offensive as fuck you guys.
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She just looks like kind of like the under the below the belt bits of a kendall in her
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chest area now.
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Speaking of kendall.
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Nippleless.
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That's funny.
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Kend comes up again in this.
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Yeah.
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It's, it's, we're so feeble with everything.
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I swear, we don't even try.
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So mermaids can pop up to the surface for the occasional interaction with a full human,
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you know, both halves are human and are generally considered non-threatening.
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This is different from a siren, another mythical being that is nowadays depicted as some type
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of evil fishy woman, woman, usually very similar looking to mermaid.
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Sirens are famously hostile and lure you to your demise with hypnotic song.
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Ooh.
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Yes.
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Not like hypnotic, the blue liqueur?
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Maybe both.
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Maybe she's singing about hypnotic.
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Molly, what are you doing?
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Oh, that's Charlie.
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Oh, sorry.
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He's Charlie.
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What?
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He can't tell from behind.
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Both are like brown little furry mudbutt.
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Charlie.
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That is more of a Charlie thing to do. He is standing in the closet just to stare in a way,
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stare in in the corner to box this basic, like there's literally nothing.
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I mean, no, no.
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It's, I mean, why would I be concerned?
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Thanks, Charlie.
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We got to get that pod dog cam.
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We do.
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So you can see how creepy shit they do.
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We're recording.
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Oh.
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So with these sirens, think Harry Potter and the goblet of fire.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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I have a fun fact for you though.
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Give it to me.
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A little shimmy.
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Well, sirens actually started out as human bird hybrids and over time, the lore kind of
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merged with mermaids.
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Merged with them.
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I don't like that.
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Yeah, I don't know why they like turn to them aquatic.
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Oh, I'm okay with them being aquatic.
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I don't like the bird.
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Yeah.
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You have to watch this clip though.
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So open the email I sent you.
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Damn it.
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There is a siren in what we do in the shadows.
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That is kind of the older version of a siren.
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And I just want you to watch it because it's very, it's, he he.
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She's like a Jersey girl.
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Is that what it is?
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Yeah.
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Like Jersey Shore.
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Oh, yeah.
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Jersey Shore.
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Yeah.
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The only thing I hate more than when someone tries to interrupt my song is when they join
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in.
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Is it me or is she hideous?
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We are in the presence of a siren.
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Yeah.
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Where is she just pulled out of her mouth?
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It was like a bone probably.
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My god.
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She's like eating things and birds.
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It's so funny.
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- It's perfect. - You have to watch it.
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- It's great.
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- So I'm just glad they really represented
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the old school siren, you know?
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- Yeah.
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(chiming)
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- So depending on who you ask,
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Mermaids can symbolize both fortune and misfortune.
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Like the sea they can be both beautiful and deadly.
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- Yeah. - Very deadly, the sea.
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- All right, dot lie.
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- What did I say the other day about Tennessee?
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I was like severely haunted,
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(laughing)
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to see severely haunted.
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- Not really haunted. - Sivirly deadly play.
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(laughing)
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I did not even remember I said that when I heard it.
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I was like, what the fuck was I even saying?
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Tennessee - severely haunted.
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(laughing)
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Oh God.
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- Okay, so like the sea, blue bit of blue, deadly.
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- Blue bit, blue, blue, blue, blue.
269
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They were used as figure heads on ships
270
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as kind of an offering to the sea for safe travels.
271
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- Oh, that's interesting.
272
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- So like the pretty blopshuous mermaid on the ship
273
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was as like a good omen for there.
274
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- Okay.
275
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- What's it called?
276
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Sailor ship?
277
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Do you sail a ship?
278
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- Yeah.
279
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- Or do you sail just a sailboat?
280
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:08,140
- No, I think it can be sailing.
281
00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,740
I think that's the right term for more than one type of.
282
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- So sail.
283
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- Yeah.
284
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And if it's not like whatever,
285
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we're not sailors.
286
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- Right, so.
287
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,780
- I had to look up nautical terms for this in a film.
288
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(laughing)
289
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I love it.
290
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:25,780
- And if you were to travel to Portland's sister city,
291
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And if you were to travel to Portland’s sister city Mutare Zimbabwe,
292
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ooh, and ask them what they think of mermaids.
293
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They would probably lean towards the misfortune or deadly side.
294
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,860
- Okay.
295
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Dam workers, not damn workers, but like dam workers.
296
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- God damn workers.
297
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(laughing)
298
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- Those GD dam workers.
299
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:51,780
- Dam, dam workers, all over Zimbabwe,
300
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:56,460
including Mutare, are being scared away from job sites
301
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by aggressive mermaid attacks.
302
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:03,260
- Like this is like real, like this isn't the news.
303
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:07,780
- Okay, it's straight up mermaid mayhem in this bitch.
304
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,140
(laughing)
305
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,620
- Well, some get away to tell their stories.
306
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,220
Others, sadly, are never seen again.
307
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,420
- Okay, that doesn't sound very mermaidy.
308
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,260
- Not well.
309
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,100
- It sounds more like.
310
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:19,940
- More sireny.
311
00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:20,780
- Yeah.
312
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:23,060
- But these mermaids are not good over in Zimbabwe.
313
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,260
You gotta watch your back.
314
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,820
- Okay.
315
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:30,820
- This is a huge problem to have at a dam that provides water
316
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,100
to the people.
317
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:33,940
- Yeah.
318
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,780
- So when it breaks and people are too scared to go and fix it,
319
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,580
people are kind of fucked out of water.
320
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,820
- Yeah, that's a problem.
321
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,700
- It is a problem.
322
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,780
- Yeah.
323
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,780
- This was back, I think in like 2012, but they were doing
324
00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:50,020
everything they could to make the water safe again,
325
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:53,180
performing rituals and traditional rights,
326
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:57,780
even brewing special beer to appease the malicious mermaids.
327
00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,220
- I mean, I'm all about that.
328
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,060
- Right.
329
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:02,500
- I mean, I know we have our whole heart take about,
330
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:07,180
that's a problem, you guys, but the beer sounds pretty good.
331
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,020
- Mm-hmm.
332
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:08,860
- What kind of beer?
333
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,500
Do we have any information on that?
334
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,980
- I try to look, but I didn't try that hard.
335
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,060
- Yeah.
336
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,980
- It's kind of an ancillary detail.
337
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,460
- Yeah, and an initial goug of like,
338
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:23,620
what is a Zimbabwe beer that scares the mermaid's away?
339
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,420
It didn't really get me very far.
340
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:28,940
If you can imagine.
341
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:29,780
- Oh my God.
342
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:30,900
- Mermaid repellent.
343
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,900
- Yeah, mermaid.
344
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,300
(laughs)
345
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,260
So yeah, so I don't know if the beer was like an offering
346
00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:37,580
or if it like literally repelled them away.
347
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,420
- Yeah.
348
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,060
- Maybe we drink the beer and just like get too drunk
349
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,940
to care about the mermaids?
350
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:45,180
- I think that's a strong theory as well.
351
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,460
- It's probably also dangerous around the dam though.
352
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,300
I don't know.
353
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,500
- This sounds good.
354
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,980
- Yeah, I mean the whole thing, again guys, hot take,
355
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,100
but not good.
356
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:57,060
It's not good.
357
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,980
It's not good and not only that, it's also bad.
358
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:03,740
- Mermaids are bad and kind of good.
359
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,740
(laughs)
360
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:10,980
Zimbabweans are not unfamiliar with the supernatural.
361
00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:15,540
And these dam mermaids are a big part
362
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,940
of their spiritual beliefs.
363
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:21,300
So literally the mermaids are only in the dams.
364
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,140
Like their dam(n) mermaids.
365
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,100
- I don't, okay.
366
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:25,940
- Yeah.
367
00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:29,020
- I see what you did there double entendre,
368
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:32,340
but how does that happen?
369
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,180
- I don't know, it's just a thing with like all of their dams
370
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,020
have mermaids.
371
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:39,540
I'm, to me it feels like the mermaid is kind of like
372
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:41,580
the protector of the water and they,
373
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,140
they don't like the dams obviously
374
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,180
'cause they fuck with the natural flow of the earth.
375
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,340
- Or the waterways.
376
00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:49,140
- Yeah, that makes sense.
377
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,140
- That's my theory anyway.
378
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,580
- They're like preservationists.
379
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,580
- Right.
380
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:56,380
- Which kind of makes sense with their whole vibe later.
381
00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:58,660
Yeah, we're gonna get into all that too.
382
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:01,820
- But I mean, dam water isn't that freshwater?
383
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:04,460
It's not like salty sea water.
384
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,460
- No, it's not.
385
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,580
They're freshwater mermaids.
386
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:12,580
- I'm, you're never too old to learn something new.
387
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,180
- Unless these dams are in the ocean,
388
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,660
but I don't think so.
389
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,540
- I didn't look at a map of like some like way.
390
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,900
- You're like, I need to see you.
391
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,900
(laughing)
392
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,220
- I need to look up where all the dams are
393
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,460
in the aboveway.
394
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,300
- I got.
395
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:24,980
- That's wild.
396
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:25,980
- Okay.
397
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,980
The mermaids are a big part of their spiritual beliefs.
398
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:32,580
Obviously still there are some zimbabweans
399
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,020
who are skeptical,
400
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:37,580
blaming it on the unpredictable hazardous currents
401
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,220
creating illusions in the dams.
402
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,220
- Okay.
403
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,500
I mean, I could see that.
404
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:47,540
The earliest known mermaid tale is from 1000 BC
405
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,620
about a Syrian goddess named Atargatis.
406
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,620
- Oh.
407
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,540
- She was a goddess of fertility and protection,
408
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,620
water and the moon.
409
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,460
So we like her.
410
00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,100
- Oh, yeah.
411
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,860
I see you, you found.
412
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:04,220
- Maybe not so much the fertility stuff for us,
413
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,140
but for others.
414
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:09,980
- I mean, you know, broad term fertility, you know?
415
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:10,820
- Yeah.
416
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,780
- For people who want it.
417
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:16,140
- I mean, it doesn't have to be necessarily fertility
418
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:19,180
in the way that I feel like we always apply it.
419
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:24,180
- For general fertility reproductive organ health.
420
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,020
- Yeah.
421
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:25,860
- Let's go with that.
422
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:26,700
- Yeah.
423
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:30,380
I mean, I feel like at that point in history,
424
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:35,060
too though they sort of viewed fertility,
425
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:37,820
obviously in terms of reproduction,
426
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:41,220
but think about it too in terms of like the land being
427
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,060
for unlike your previous.
428
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,340
- Like enough fish in the sea.
429
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:46,500
- Yeah, you're right.
430
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,580
We have talked about that before.
431
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:48,620
- Take it back to food.
432
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,460
- Yes.
433
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,300
- That's where we live.
434
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,300
That's our happy place.
435
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,140
- You know.
436
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:55,100
- Enough beer for everyone.
437
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,180
- Got some beer, got some fish.
438
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:03,180
- So the story of Atargatis might sound a little familiar
439
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:04,540
to start.
440
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,940
- She fell in love with a regular human mans.
441
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,140
- Oh no.
442
00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:09,980
- Don't do it.
443
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,220
- Don't ever do that.
444
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,060
- Don't do it.
445
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:12,900
- It's dangerous.
446
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:13,740
- Yeah.
447
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,740
- You end up getting married.
448
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:15,580
- Yeah.
449
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:19,020
- Funny you should say that.
450
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:19,860
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
451
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,420
- I'm getting married soon.
452
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,260
- Yeah.
453
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:25,380
- Well, and not to totally give anything away,
454
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:30,380
but I do have a story coming up about the deadly,
455
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:35,740
the, what did you say?
456
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,260
It was like the seriously deadly or?
457
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,300
- Oh, severely.
458
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,140
- Yeah.
459
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,620
- The severe deadliness of what?
460
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:49,180
- I actually read that last night and it was not good.
461
00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,020
- Yeah.
462
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,420
- That story was not good.
463
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,260
- Terrible.
464
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,100
- Don't listen to it.
465
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,780
(laughing)
466
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,100
- Is it or is it not?
467
00:18:56,100 --> 00:19:00,460
Like it reads like a story that I wrote specifically
468
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,700
to be all of Christopher's Nightmare Fuel?
469
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,540
- Yeah.
470
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:05,380
- It does.
471
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,540
- It's like, I can't even--
472
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,020
- I was like, well, she's mean.
473
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,100
(laughing)
474
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:09,940
- I told him.
475
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:14,140
I was like, I think we went back and forth.
476
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:17,460
So he hasn't read it and we haven't recorded it yet
477
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,900
'cause spoiler alert Chris is going to record that one with me
478
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,900
and I was like, maybe I'll have him read it first
479
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,500
and then I was like, no, don't.
480
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,340
- Yeah.
481
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:30,260
- Let the horror sink in real time.
482
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,620
- Make him cry.
483
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,700
(laughing)
484
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,460
If he doesn't cry, he's a monster.
485
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,060
- I seriously doubt he'll cry.
486
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,660
He's just not really a cryer,
487
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,620
but just have to get eyedrops in him
488
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,540
and then return back to the camera.
489
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,780
- It's a little movie magic.
490
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:43,620
- Go, yeah.
491
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,340
(laughing)
492
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,340
- Okay.
493
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,180
Back to peace.
494
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,220
- Back to Atargatis.
495
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,060
- Yes.
496
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:51,220
- She fell in love with his regular human man's
497
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,540
and they end up having a daughter together.
498
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,380
- Okay.
499
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,780
- More fertility.
500
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:56,940
- For color. - For color.
501
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:57,940
- For color.
502
00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,260
- The myth sort of flip-flops here.
503
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:05,100
One story says that her lovemaking was so powerful
504
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,940
that she ends up accidentally killing her love.
505
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,220
- Oh shit.
506
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:14,180
Like in the, oh my gosh, that Amazon show, The Boys.
507
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,020
- Oh, yeah.
508
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,540
- I haven't seen it, spoiler alert.
509
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,860
- Oh, well, listen, they're on like season four now.
510
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,820
- I knew what I was literally gonna watch that.
511
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,820
You totally just wanted that for me.
512
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,300
- Yeah, we're gonna pick it up.
513
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,300
- I won't remember.
514
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,140
- No, you won't.
515
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:29,380
It only pertains to like one episode.
516
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,220
- Okay.
517
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,060
- Yeah.
518
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:31,900
- And you won't see it coming.
519
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,380
- Okay, good.
520
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:36,340
- I mean, she is a goddess, you know,
521
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,340
and he's just like some regular dude.
522
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:43,140
So, he just wasn't enough, you know?
523
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,900
(laughing)
524
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,780
- Oh my god, that's amazing.
525
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:47,780
Bring it back.
526
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,580
I'm just kidding.
527
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,540
So good.
528
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,540
Such a good movie.
529
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,820
- It's really just my favorite.
530
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,860
- Can we re-watch that?
531
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:57,700
- All day.
532
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,540
- Yeah.
533
00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,380
- Yeah.
534
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,220
- Okay.
535
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,060
- We have to see John Cena.
536
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,140
That was a mermaid.
537
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:02,980
- Yeah.
538
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:03,820
- Mermaids.
539
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:05,500
- It's a very serious role.
540
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,340
(laughing)
541
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,340
- Just pause it on that.
542
00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,220
We're just like a little bit
543
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,540
'cause he's in it really a second.
544
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,540
(laughing)
545
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,380
- Yeah.
546
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:13,980
(laughing)
547
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:17,980
But, Atargatis was understandably so devastated
548
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,500
that she took to the water intending to live out her life
549
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,780
as an ugly fish.
550
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:26,380
She just wanted to be a pout, pout fish
551
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,180
with a pout, pout face spreading.
552
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,260
- spreading the dreary-wearies all over the place!
553
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,100
- Oh my goodness.
554
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,020
- That's from a kid's book.
555
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:33,860
I was a nanny.
556
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:34,900
I apologize.
557
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,740
- Yeah, I was like, um.
558
00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:37,980
- Sorry, not sorry.
559
00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:40,980
- Was it like, is that from Finding Nemo or?
560
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:41,820
- That was really good.
561
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,060
You should write a children's book.
562
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:43,900
- Yeah.
563
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,660
(laughing)
564
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:49,380
- Also in another version, the reason for her watery escape
565
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:53,180
was because she was ashamed about having a child
566
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,660
with a mortal.
567
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:55,540
- Oh.
568
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:59,220
- So I don't know, the first version of the story is sad,
569
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:02,700
but this one just breaks my heart a little bit.
570
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,420
So I prefer the first.
571
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,940
- Oh no, maybe figure your life out, you know.
572
00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:08,020
- Don't be ashamed to your kids.
573
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,860
It's not there.
574
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,700
They didn't do any of it.
575
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,540
- You're the one with scale.
576
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:11,700
- Your choice is.
577
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:12,540
- Yeah.
578
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,260
- Fins, jerf.
579
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,820
- Especially because her daughter becomes the queen
580
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,980
of Syria later.
581
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:19,820
- Oh shit.
582
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,660
- Yeah.
583
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:22,500
- So there's really nothing to be ashamed about.
584
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,260
- Seriously, she's like, what of?
585
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,900
- Some queen material, okay.
586
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,340
Just over here, crushing it, even though my mom's like,
587
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,580
not that proud of me, whatever.
588
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:32,740
Hopefully that's not true.
589
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:36,780
Hopefully she was sad about killing her lover,
590
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:37,980
doing sex.
591
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:42,580
In any case, she was apparently too beautiful today.
592
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,820
So she turned into a sea creature,
593
00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:48,260
human top, fish bottom, aka mermaid.
594
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:49,100
Okay.
595
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,580
So she went to kill herself in the sea
596
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,660
and she just turned into a mermaid
597
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:55,380
because the sea was like, you too beautiful girl.
598
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:56,380
- Wow.
599
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,420
- We're not killing you today.
600
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,580
- All right.
601
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,660
- We're just gonna give you gills n' fins.
602
00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:02,660
(laughing)
603
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,460
- Like, that's not up to you.
604
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:09,260
You creepy, ominous body of water.
605
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:11,140
- I just love, I love myths.
606
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,580
- There's a lot. - Yeah.
607
00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:14,100
- Very interesting.
608
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:14,940
Okay.
609
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:18,620
We're going to flow with a different current now.
610
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:22,540
In 2012, a documentary was released
611
00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:24,860
in the US on Animal Planet.
612
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:29,540
It was called Mermaids: The Body Found.
613
00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:32,460
As the title suggests,
614
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:35,260
they're investigating the existence of mermaids.
615
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,100
- Okay.
616
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:39,100
- The first thing that inspired this documentary
617
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:42,540
was the bloop, the bloop,
618
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,820
a previously unexplained sound recorded under water
619
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:48,780
by scientists in 1997.
620
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,660
Okay.
621
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:53,780
So, I want you to pull up the clip of the bloop, the bloop.
622
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:54,620
- Oh yeah, there we go.
623
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,180
Listen to the bloop.
624
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,340
Don't mind if I do.
625
00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,660
- It's blue.
626
00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:01,100
- I feel like there's a lot of bloops in the ocean,
627
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,380
you know?
628
00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:05,260
Bloops and fish poops.
629
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:06,340
- I don't think bloops.
630
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:08,180
- It literally goes bloop.
631
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,700
(laughing)
632
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,580
- So at the end of the documentary,
633
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:15,220
they end up finding their own bloops.
634
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,540
And long story short, they think the bloopities
635
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:22,660
are sound made from mermaids communicating underwater.
636
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,380
- That's how they communicate with farts?
637
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:28,140
- Yeah, that's literally.
638
00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,900
- To mermaids, to fish fart?
639
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:33,260
To fish a, I mean, they poop.
640
00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:34,740
They're buttholes.
641
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,780
Do they fart?
642
00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:38,020
Somebody let us know with fish farts.
643
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,260
- She's Google-ing it.
644
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,100
(laughing)
645
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,980
- This is so weird.
646
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,820
The answer is weird.
647
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:46,580
It's a little, I don't know.
648
00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:47,740
- It's not a answer, no?
649
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:49,380
- It's not a, yeah, okay.
650
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:52,780
So if you consider farting to be the byproduct
651
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:57,180
of digestion in parentheses, guesses,
652
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,660
expelled solely through the rear end,
653
00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:02,660
then no, most fish don't fart.
654
00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:07,460
But apparently they, it seems like,
655
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:10,820
it seems like yes, they fart,
656
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,420
but maybe not in a way that we think of it.
657
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,580
- Do they fart out their mouth?
658
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,860
Is that what the bubbles come from?
659
00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,860
They go bloop, bloop, bloop,
660
00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:19,020
from their mouth?
661
00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,540
- Listen to this, that's okay.
662
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:23,260
So I was reading just the portion of it
663
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,780
that I could see in the Google preview.
664
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:27,580
So I click the link and it says,
665
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:31,620
"Most fish don't fart with the exception
666
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:35,380
"of herring and sand sharks."
667
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,700
Apparently they fart.
668
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:41,220
- Herring and sand sharks.
669
00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:43,100
- Uh-huh, see it sharks fart?
670
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,820
- I guess so.
671
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,700
- That is a really fun shark fact
672
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,940
that you're never gonna forget.
673
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:49,780
- No.
674
00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:50,980
- And we're gonna share with everyone
675
00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:53,940
who shows a little bit of interest in sharks.
676
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,900
- That is so weird.
677
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,780
- Sharks are in this episode too.
678
00:25:57,780 --> 00:25:58,620
- I'm really good.
679
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,500
I'm going down a rabbit hole with this.
680
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,340
- Okay.
681
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,980
- Get out of your rabbit hole, we gotta finish.
682
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:05,940
- Yeah, I found a university of Maryland,
683
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,180
quote, on the fish farting and,
684
00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:09,020
- Okay, read it.
685
00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:11,300
- They say, "No one knows for sure
686
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,900
"what purpose farting serves in any fish."
687
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:19,860
- Well, I just got to wish.
688
00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,900
- The wildlife is really fucking mysterious.
689
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:23,740
- Yeah.
690
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:25,380
(whooshing)
691
00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:28,700
- You guys, we have something really exciting to share with you.
692
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:32,860
- Let's hear a few words from our new pod besties.
693
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:33,860
- Hi, I'm Shaun.
694
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:34,780
- And I'm John.
695
00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:36,660
- We're the hosts of Sins and Survivors,
696
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,820
a Las Vegas True Crime podcast.
697
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:41,020
Each week we cover important true crime stories
698
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:43,980
from Nevada, focusing on the Las Vegas area.
699
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,940
We cover current cases in the news,
700
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,340
as well as cold cases and missing persons,
701
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,020
but there's a twist.
702
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,780
- Our focus is primarily on crimes
703
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,740
with a domestic violence component.
704
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:56,020
Sins and survivors is centered on the victims
705
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,820
and the families they leave behind.
706
00:26:57,820 --> 00:26:59,980
Our goal is not only to tell the stories,
707
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:02,060
but also provide victims with resources
708
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:03,940
to help in their own lives.
709
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:05,500
- We're focused on Las Vegas,
710
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,020
but as we'll remind you in every episode,
711
00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:10,820
what happens here happens everywhere.
712
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,060
So listen now wherever you get your podcasts
713
00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:15,540
or just visit Sins and Survivors.com.
714
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:18,060
- Check them out, creepy people.
715
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,740
You can find their info in our show notes.
716
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:24,940
- Okay, back to this documentary.
717
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:29,620
They go on to explain how mermaids could exist
718
00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:32,700
using the aquatic ape theory,
719
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:35,740
which in the absolute simplest terms,
720
00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:37,980
I'm not gonna deep dive on the aquatic apes,
721
00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:41,660
but it is that some of us evolved into sea humans
722
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,620
instead of land humans, basically.
723
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,900
- Okay, great.
724
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:49,900
They feature a NOAA scientist really legitimizing things
725
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:53,020
'cause Noah stands for National Oceanic
726
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:55,140
and Atmospheric Administration.
727
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,300
- Yeah. - Is real.
728
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,100
- That makes me a little nervous though.
729
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:02,100
Like I mean, I don't know.
730
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:02,940
- It's a real thing.
731
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:03,780
NOAA's a real thing.
732
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,260
- Noah's for sure. - NOAA's for sure, legit.
733
00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:07,940
- Yeah. - So this is legit, you know?
734
00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:11,020
How out of context are they gonna quote this person
735
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,860
to make it fit their documentary?
736
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,460
- Oh, it wasn't out of context.
737
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,900
He was in the documentary.
738
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,660
He was their expert.
739
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,180
- Okay. - Yeah.
740
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:21,340
- Right.
741
00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,940
- Throughout the documentary,
742
00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:27,020
they go over all kinds of historical, scientific video
743
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,220
and even physical evidence.
744
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,620
I mean, it's called the body found, right?
745
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:36,340
So like they have a body assume, assume,
746
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,780
- Presumably. - Presumably.
747
00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:39,180
- Assumably.
748
00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:41,100
Assumably. - I meant presumably,
749
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,940
but Assumably. - But Assumably, sounds cooler.
750
00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:46,820
- This is our apology and making up words podcast.
751
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:49,260
And then every time that we make up a new word,
752
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:51,500
we laugh at it and then apologize.
753
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,020
- Every time we make up a new word, you have to drink.
754
00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,940
(laughing)
755
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:57,300
- Oh my God, people will die.
756
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,700
- I know. - Long with Caitlyn saying,
757
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,620
"No, no, no, no."
758
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:05,900
- Okay, so as I've learned from the Mel's Hole episode,
759
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:10,900
I need to give a trigger warning for violence towards sharks.
760
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,260
- Oh.
761
00:29:12,260 --> 00:29:14,100
- Told you there were sharks in this episode.
762
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,420
- Yeah.
763
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,500
- So the team found a dead shark
764
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:22,220
with a peculiar spear hole in it.
765
00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:25,380
They say it's from a weapon made out
766
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:28,220
of a steam raised hail thing of a bob.
767
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:29,020
I don't know what it's called,
768
00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,740
thing of a bob, really.
769
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:32,940
(laughing)
770
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,740
- I just can't help myself, would I?
771
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:35,980
- I mean, clearly.
772
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,260
(laughing)
773
00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:38,100
- Who's it?
774
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:38,940
- Who's it?
775
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:39,780
- Yeah, that's right.
776
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,260
- Who's it and what's it?
777
00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:44,660
- But, oh, well wait, there's more.
778
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:45,660
- More, yes.
779
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:50,020
- They also find bones inside the shark's belly.
780
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:55,020
They are able to identify some pretty human looking parts.
781
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,900
- Oh, yeah.
782
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:59,100
Like something close to human anyway.
783
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:00,380
- No thanks.
784
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:01,780
- Like maybe a mermaid.
785
00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:03,340
- Like, yeah.
786
00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:05,220
- Adding wind to their sails,
787
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,500
they disclose a cell phone video
788
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,100
with a found footage vibe.
789
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,860
It showed some kids on a Washington beach
790
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:15,380
that found a bunch of dead whales.
791
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,900
And this is like a whole other thing in the documentary.
792
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,100
Basically, they claim it's from the military testing
793
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,260
Sonar or weapons.
794
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,500
- Oh no.
795
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:26,180
- But that's not even the weird part of this video.
796
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,180
- Oh, okay.
797
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:28,900
- Amongst these whales,
798
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:32,180
there is the body of what appears to be a mermaid.
799
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:33,220
I'm gonna have you watch it.
800
00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:34,700
There is a jump scare at the end,
801
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,740
which is why I'm ruining it for you.
802
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,660
- I'm already sweating.
803
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,340
I'm telling you, there's a jump scare.
804
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:43,220
So don't like, it's still going away.
805
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:46,140
- You see the whales and the kids?
806
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:46,980
- Yeah.
807
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:49,740
This definitely looks like found footage, right?
808
00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:50,580
- Yeah.
809
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:51,780
- Totally.
810
00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:53,340
Not at all like Cloverfield.
811
00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:56,420
Definitely from a cell phone.
812
00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:59,180
A 20, like, 2012 cell phone.
813
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,020
- Yeah.
814
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:01,420
- Two early 2000s.
815
00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,460
- Ew, ew, ew.
816
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,060
- No, no, no, no.
817
00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,060
- She's just a mermaid.
818
00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:10,900
- Can you describe it for us?
819
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:11,900
(screams)
820
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,580
- I told you there's jump scare.
821
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,220
I know, but I didn't know when it was gonna happen, so.
822
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:21,740
And I saw her fingers move and then I thought that was it.
823
00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:23,540
I thought maybe that was the jump scare.
824
00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:25,580
- She had like teeth, right?
825
00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:29,820
Like jaggedy teeth or am I making this up?
826
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,260
- No, I think she did.
827
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:32,700
(gasps)
828
00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:33,860
- Okay.
829
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:36,700
- I do both of the face.
830
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:37,700
- Yeah.
831
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:41,580
I mean, it's really blurry, so it's really hard to tell.
832
00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:44,460
What it is you're seeing, but everything that you can make out
833
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:48,500
is not gonna lie, it's pretty horrifying.
834
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:54,740
- Yeah, some more like a Zimbabwe mermaid, like a meme.
835
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,260
Like, I, yeah.
836
00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:01,740
I mean, it looks like basically in this section
837
00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:06,660
of the phone footage that this teenager
838
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:09,620
and maybe his buddy who's off camera,
839
00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:12,540
like come onto the beach and they see all the whales
840
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:15,620
and everything, and then they see kind of like,
841
00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:18,620
it honestly just looks like a pile of like rubbage
842
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:22,540
or something, and he goes up to whatever this is
843
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,860
and like it's kind of like poking at it.
844
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:29,780
And then all of a sudden you see like fingers moving,
845
00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:31,700
and I was like, oh, maybe that's the part
846
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:32,940
that's supposed to jump scare me
847
00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:34,860
'cause like I wasn't expecting that.
848
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,700
No, no, that's not it.
849
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,300
- That's not the jump scare.
850
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:39,140
- Okay.
851
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:42,300
- Yeah, 'cause that would be stupid.
852
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,980
Who would even think that's the jump scare?
853
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,580
- I should have put the time in there, sorry.
854
00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,300
- I thought it was gonna be plenty of warning
855
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,180
about those jump scare kind of.
856
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:51,420
- No, I should have known that that wasn't gonna be
857
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,140
the jump scare, but I was like,
858
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,300
oh, that was so scary, your fingers made.
859
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,900
- When she jumps up and was like screaming in this place,
860
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:02,860
it's based on whether pre-be siren scream
861
00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:06,060
and, yeah, it's not kind of covered that.
862
00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:08,220
- Yeah, you did a great job, thank you.
863
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,300
'Cause I didn't pull it up 'cause I've seen it.
864
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,140
(gasps)
865
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:12,420
I was intense.
866
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:14,020
- So at the end of this documentary,
867
00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:15,580
they claim that the government came
868
00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:18,940
and took all their evidence except for the kid's cell phone video.
869
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:19,780
Okay.
870
00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:23,860
They had a website, believeinmermades.com.
871
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:27,220
And if you visited this website,
872
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:29,780
it had a government alert that popped up,
873
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,980
saying, "US Department of Justice and Homeland Security
874
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:35,020
has seized to the site."
875
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:37,980
And, simulating, this is a federal cover-up.
876
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,540
Okay.
877
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:44,100
The site no longer exists today, unfortunately.
878
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:44,940
- What?
879
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,300
- I know.
880
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:47,700
The government took it.
881
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,820
Oh, right, right, right, right.
882
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,180
If the government was taking a site,
883
00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:52,940
why would they put up a screen alert?
884
00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:53,940
- They would just take it.
885
00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:54,780
- I think, yeah.
886
00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:56,940
- I think they just erased from history.
887
00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,940
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
888
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:01,140
After many people watched this documentary,
889
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:05,940
as it was presented as factual with scientists and evidence
890
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:09,260
and everything, animal planet emits,
891
00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:13,300
this is nearly a speculative documentary,
892
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,860
saying, quote, "The film is science fiction
893
00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:19,860
using science as a springboard into imagination."
894
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:21,100
- I'll say.
895
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,860
Yeah, I think that's putting it rather mildly,
896
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:25,340
if I'm being honest.
897
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:28,900
- There is also a quote from Noah.
898
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,740
- Great.
899
00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:30,580
I can't wait.
900
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:34,500
- No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.
901
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,340
- What?
902
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,180
- To have put that in there.
903
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:37,020
- To science.
904
00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:40,100
- Just stating all, I'm bringing all of the evidence here.
905
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:40,940
Okay.
906
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:41,780
- Toads.
907
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:46,460
- There was a not very obvious disclaimer
908
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:48,020
at the end of the documentary.
909
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:53,020
- Okay, most people missed stating that some of the evidence
910
00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:55,140
were fictional.
911
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:55,980
- What?
912
00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:56,820
- Some.
913
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:57,660
(laughing)
914
00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,660
- Try like 95%.
915
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:04,020
And it's like a tiny writing, too.
916
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,260
- Yeah, yeah.
917
00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:07,100
- All right.
918
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:07,940
- It's just ridiculous, so.
919
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:08,940
- Yeah.
920
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:13,260
- It wasn't just that they faked some videos with CGI.
921
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,340
Obviously, the cell phone video was not
922
00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:17,620
from an early 2000s phone.
923
00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:18,460
- No.
924
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:22,860
- It was literally in cinematic proportions
925
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,340
or whatever it's called ratio.
926
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:25,180
- Right.
927
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,700
- So it was like the quality was too good.
928
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:30,340
- Yeah, it was perfectly pixelated.
929
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,180
- Yeah.
930
00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:35,260
- It really does remind me of parts of Cloverfield.
931
00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,100
- Yeah.
932
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:36,940
- Yeah.
933
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:37,780
- And I was like, all right.
934
00:35:37,780 --> 00:35:39,620
- And cell phone videos back then,
935
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:42,060
they were pretty, it was mostly just photos.
936
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:44,740
I don't think videos were a super huge thing,
937
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:45,740
but they were not.
938
00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:47,580
- I think it was a terrible quality.
939
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,420
- Yeah.
940
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:49,240
- Yeah.
941
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,080
- So it's pretty funny.
942
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:50,920
You can still watch that.
943
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,080
Obviously, Kate would just watch it,
944
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,220
so we'll link it.
945
00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:54,540
- Sure did.
946
00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:55,380
- It's fun.
947
00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:59,180
- So not only that fake video,
948
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:03,780
they faked historical facts and used actors as scientists.
949
00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:06,980
They misused scientific theories,
950
00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:08,500
like the aquatic ape theory,
951
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,100
just that their own completely made up theories.
952
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:11,940
- Okay.
953
00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:14,860
- I'm sorry, they're scientific springboard
954
00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,140
into imagination.
955
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,340
- All right.
956
00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:22,140
Also, I wanna say I wasn't able to watch
957
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:23,340
this whole documentary.
958
00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:24,940
I didn't wanna like pay for it.
959
00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:27,380
So I found some clips on YouTube
960
00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:31,380
and I got most of my info from the unbelievers podcast.
961
00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:35,380
They do a hilarious deep dive review of the entire thing.
962
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:37,100
It's really good and really funny.
963
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,660
So you should listen to that.
964
00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:40,700
- That sounds, yeah.
965
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,580
That'll be listening to that.
966
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:43,900
- That.
967
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:48,260
- In May 2013, Animal Planet aired an extended cut
968
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:50,500
of Mermaids, the body found,
969
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:55,500
and a sequel to the speculative documentary, Mermaids,
970
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,940
new evidence.
971
00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:58,940
- Oh.
972
00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:01,260
- In this one for Monsters Week.
973
00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,180
- Okay.
974
00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:04,540
- It was, at least in 2013,
975
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:08,100
the most watched telecast on Animal Planet.
976
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:08,940
- Wow.
977
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:09,780
- Wow.
978
00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:12,020
- Even after the scandal.
979
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,540
- That's, okay, I'm sorry.
980
00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:19,020
There's more of this, like significantly more.
981
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,380
- There's more.
982
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:21,620
I just,
983
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:22,460
- I know.
984
00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:23,780
I don't know anything about the second one,
985
00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:24,940
but over the extended,
986
00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:28,580
but like I kind of wanna see what it's all about, you know?
987
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,420
- Yeah.
988
00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:30,780
Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
989
00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:32,580
I'm tempted.
990
00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:34,300
- Okay, now I know what you're thinking.
991
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:39,300
But Cassie, what about the blue?
992
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:42,220
- Oh, yes, I was thinking that.
993
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:44,460
'Cause that is real.
994
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:47,100
That is hard evidence, this blue.
995
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,500
- I don't even know what to believe anymore.
996
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,900
(laughs)
997
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:54,420
- As it turns out, back in 2005,
998
00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:58,740
which I think this documentary was 2012.
999
00:37:58,740 --> 00:37:59,580
- Okay.
1000
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:01,660
- 2005.
1001
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:03,940
- Real Noah scientist had already figured out
1002
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:08,140
that the sound recorded was just a big old glacier fart.
1003
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:11,260
- Wow, it's a fart.
1004
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,580
- So it was a fart after all.
1005
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:14,420
(laughs)
1006
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:15,820
We were not wrong.
1007
00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:16,660
- Okay.
1008
00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:17,460
- Well.
1009
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:20,860
- Okay, like that's not the technical term for it.
1010
00:38:20,860 --> 00:38:21,700
- It's a matter of.
1011
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,700
- I mean, they call them ice quakes
1012
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:28,540
when an iceberg cracks and breaks away from the glacier.
1013
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,900
It causes, you know, bubbles that go,
1014
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:31,940
(blows raspberry)
1015
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:35,100
I mean, first of all, not very descriptive.
1016
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:38,900
Second of all, not at all amusing or humorous.
1017
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,500
- I know, like ice quakes, glacier farts.
1018
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,340
- Yeah.
1019
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,220
- Same thing, which one sounds better coming out of your mouth.
1020
00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:46,220
- Obviously, one of them is better.
1021
00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,500
- Yeah.
1022
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,340
Farts.
1023
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,340
- You be the judge.
1024
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,460
(laughs)
1025
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:51,300
- 'Cause we're 12.
1026
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:54,300
- Even though unfortunately,
1027
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,980
this documentary's speculative documentary
1028
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,780
ended up being fake,
1029
00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:01,500
with water being 71% of our planet
1030
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:05,940
and not quite 25% of that sea floor is mapped.
1031
00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:08,900
And only 5% actually explored.
1032
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,580
- Mm-hmm.
1033
00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:16,020
Who knows what could be lurking in the deep blue?
1034
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,740
- We're still here to believe in mermaids.
1035
00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:19,580
- Yeah.
1036
00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:22,980
- I'm sure it's all like totally chill stuff down there.
1037
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:24,460
- Yes.
1038
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,900
- Well, because mermaids are real.
1039
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:27,860
They are.
1040
00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:30,980
There is even a mermaid museum near Aberdeen.
1041
00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:31,980
- Ooh.
1042
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:33,620
- Washington.
1043
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:37,620
The nonprofit International Mermaid Museum is open daily
1044
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:40,420
with extremely reasonable admission rates.
1045
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,420
- Okay.
1046
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:45,060
- The museum is, quote, dedicated to teaching ocean ecology
1047
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,100
from the sea shore to sea floor,
1048
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:48,940
immersed in mermaid mythology,
1049
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:51,500
unifying oceanic cultures.
1050
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,180
- Love it.
1051
00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:55,420
- So if you'd like to contribute to the museum,
1052
00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:58,340
you can donate mermaid memorabilia
1053
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,700
and marine life artifacts
1054
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,260
or donate a brick or a bench.
1055
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:04,780
- Ooh.
1056
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:06,540
- Links are in the episode description.
1057
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:10,540
There is also a mermaid festival, April 12th through April 19th,
1058
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,540
2025.
1059
00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:13,780
So next year we miss this year's, it was in April.
1060
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:14,620
- So damn it.
1061
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,220
- Next year, though, we can go.
1062
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:19,900
And it has, this is at the museum.
1063
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:24,340
It has the Northwest famous Una, the mermaid.
1064
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,180
- Ooh.
1065
00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:28,300
- She'll be performing underwater in her tank every day.
1066
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,580
I actually saw her tank, I realized,
1067
00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,460
when I went to St. Helens for Halloween town,
1068
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,300
she was there.
1069
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,140
- Yeah.
1070
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:34,980
- Oh, that's fun.
1071
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:36,580
- So I have like a picture of her tank.
1072
00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:39,260
It has a tarp over it and you can just see like mermaid
1073
00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:40,100
underneath it.
1074
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:40,940
You can see the moon apart.
1075
00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:44,500
And I was just scared to like peep behind the curtain
1076
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,540
'cause I'm a sucker for like rules.
1077
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:49,820
And I don't want to get in trouble by touching things,
1078
00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:51,900
but no touching.
1079
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,820
- I know, unfortunately I went like during the day
1080
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,700
on a weekday, so they're where, yeah.
1081
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:56,940
That was down by the water.
1082
00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:59,620
I think they have like a little festival area.
1083
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:00,620
- Yeah.
1084
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,620
- That sounds like cool.
1085
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,260
- I know, we should go one time at night.
1086
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:04,100
- Cool.
1087
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:04,940
- And they are show.
1088
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,940
- I want to see Una, she's so cool.
1089
00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:07,940
- Cool.
1090
00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:10,180
- Okay, I told you I'd bring this back.
1091
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:13,580
A gathering of mermaids can be called a gossip.
1092
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:14,580
- Ooh.
1093
00:41:14,580 --> 00:41:15,580
- I thought that was funny too
1094
00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:20,740
'cause we just did our little podcast astrology birth chart.
1095
00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,580
- Oh yeah.
1096
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,820
- And we were talking about like we were Gemini
1097
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:26,100
and we were all about like gossiping
1098
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,060
and we were also talking about like good gossip
1099
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:30,700
and bad gossip.
1100
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:31,540
- Yeah.
1101
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:33,540
- And I was listening to a podcast the other day
1102
00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:36,420
that was like you know, like there is a difference
1103
00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:39,260
between there is good gossip and there is bad gossip
1104
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:41,300
and I'm like we were debating that.
1105
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:42,140
- Yeah.
1106
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:43,140
- Yeah.
1107
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:43,980
- Yeah.
1108
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:46,940
- And then I was listening to this other podcast
1109
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:50,540
and they were saying that gossip was only made to be,
1110
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:53,060
like have a bad connotation because it was like women
1111
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:56,660
doing the gossiping about men in the patriarchy.
1112
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,580
So you know, we need to take back the gossip.
1113
00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:00,820
It's not, if it's not mean spirited,
1114
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:02,540
it's fine.
1115
00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:03,700
And it can still be called gossip
1116
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,500
without the negative connotation.
1117
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,340
- Yeah.
1118
00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:07,180
- Also mermaids.
1119
00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:11,580
But more often a group of mermaids is called a pod.
1120
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,620
- Ooh.
1121
00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:16,420
- And the Pacific Northwest has several pods.
1122
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:20,700
Merfolk include all genders and body types.
1123
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:24,020
Some people enjoy mermaiding for exercise
1124
00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:27,540
as a hobby, a side or a full-time hustle.
1125
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:28,420
- Hey, hey.
1126
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:32,140
Some go to schools and retreats to learn how to mermaid
1127
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:34,180
and even have custom costumes made,
1128
00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:36,740
like gorgeous costumes made.
1129
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:41,060
But there's no need for fancy tales to join.
1130
00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:43,900
Even if you just wanna wear a mermaid t-shirt,
1131
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:47,100
stay on land, sip a cocktail.
1132
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,260
- I'm in sale.
1133
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:50,620
- They're open to all.
1134
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:54,180
- Portlandia mermaid parade and festival
1135
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:56,980
is Saturday, July 27th this year.
1136
00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:58,020
- Oh my God.
1137
00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:00,420
- Yes, they also have a sirens ball
1138
00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:04,220
as a fundraiser gallop on the parade on the 20th.
1139
00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:05,740
- Yeah.
1140
00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:07,860
So Una, the mermaid, remember her.
1141
00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:09,020
She actually started this.
1142
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:12,940
So she started the parade and the pod that's in Portland.
1143
00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:13,900
- That's so cool.
1144
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:17,180
- And you can find her on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok.
1145
00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:19,340
She's a website, we'll link the website for you.
1146
00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:20,740
- No worries.
1147
00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:21,940
- Okay, so I told you earlier,
1148
00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:24,780
I'd make up for the gender stereotyping.
1149
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:25,940
- I mean, it's about time.
1150
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:26,780
- I'm doing it.
1151
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:27,620
- I'm fixing it.
1152
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:28,980
- Justice for Mermen.
1153
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,020
- I'm trying, Mermaid folk.
1154
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,300
(laughing)
1155
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:35,900
So the mermaid is used as a symbol for Mermaid's UK,
1156
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:39,540
which is a transgender youth network and charity.
1157
00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:42,380
They support children and young people
1158
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:45,580
who are transgender or gender diverse.
1159
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:46,900
Love it.
1160
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:49,620
And this is a quote from their website.
1161
00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:52,140
Over the years, we've seen many changes in the language
1162
00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:54,900
and understanding surrounding gender issues.
1163
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,820
But one thing remains the same.
1164
00:43:56,820 --> 00:44:00,060
Transgender, non-binary and gender diverse children
1165
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:02,860
deserve the freedom and confidence to-
1166
00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:04,300
I'm gonna cry.
1167
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:05,460
- Oh my God.
1168
00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:08,020
'Cause it's like so obvious
1169
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,460
and people are ridiculous.
1170
00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:10,300
Okay, sorry.
1171
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:11,540
- We have it just like people are trash.
1172
00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:13,500
- I didn't think I was gonna cry.
1173
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,780
The mermaid episode.
1174
00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:18,460
So these children deserve the freedom and confidence
1175
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:20,820
to explore their gender identity.
1176
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,780
Wherever their journey takes them,
1177
00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:26,380
free from fear, isolation and discrimination.
1178
00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:29,140
(baby crying)
1179
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:29,980
- Look at me.
1180
00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:30,980
- Oh my God.
1181
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,140
- Oh my God.
1182
00:44:32,140 --> 00:44:34,980
- Yeah, so I told you I'd fix it.
1183
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:36,060
- Oh.
1184
00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:37,380
- Also, I think,
1185
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:39,340
You can call them Mermaid,
1186
00:44:39,340 --> 00:44:40,500
you can call them Mermen,
1187
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,820
call them Merfolk, whatever you want.
1188
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:43,940
- Merpeople.
1189
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:44,780
- Yeah.
1190
00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:48,380
There's no discrimination, there's no rules.
1191
00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:49,780
You can be whoever you wanna be.
1192
00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:50,620
- I love it.
1193
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:54,340
- Yeah, so if you're struggling with that,
1194
00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:56,220
consider joining a mermaid pod.
1195
00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,020
'Cause they got you.
1196
00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:00,420
- Yeah, 'cause like, fuck yeah.
1197
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:02,100
- Yeah, yeah.
1198
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:05,340
- So we did have a question in the Patreon Live
1199
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:08,060
'cause we were giving away a mermaid postcard.
1200
00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:08,900
- Right.
1201
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:10,580
- From the peculiarium.
1202
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:11,420
- Yes.
1203
00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:12,740
- So we're not gonna give anything away this time,
1204
00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:14,900
but the question was,
1205
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:17,700
what animal skeleton is often mistaken
1206
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,180
to be the bones of a mermaid?
1207
00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:20,420
Do you remember the answer?
1208
00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:21,260
- Does it manatee?
1209
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,660
- Yeah, it's a manatee!
1210
00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:23,660
- Oh, yeah.
1211
00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:25,380
- But we're not giving anything away this time.
1212
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:28,260
- Yeah, I mean, anyways.
1213
00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:30,860
I think it often said like the stellar sea cow or something...
1214
00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:34,460
Are they the same thing as stellar sea cow and a manatee?
1215
00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:35,300
Manatee?
1216
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:39,340
I think they're similar anyway.
1217
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:44,060
- Yeah, I mean, as a marine biology expert, yes.
1218
00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:45,300
They're the same.
1219
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:46,140
- Yep.
1220
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:48,100
- Once I was reading,
1221
00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:49,500
said if mermaids were real,
1222
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,540
they would likely be like fat and hairy,
1223
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,980
like have blubber and be hairy.
1224
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:55,340
- Okay.
1225
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:57,580
- Like a manatee or something.
1226
00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,740
And instead of picturing like a sea lion,
1227
00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:04,660
which I'm sure is like kind of more what they meant.
1228
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:08,300
I pictured like a big foot mermaid hybrid.
1229
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,140
- Oh my God.
1230
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:15,860
Wait, did that be like a Bigmaid or a Merfoot?
1231
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,940
We'll workshop it.
1232
00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,780
- Okay.
1233
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:21,340
- Let's go to the tarot.
1234
00:46:21,340 --> 00:46:24,340
We'll workshops the big made Merfoot thing.
1235
00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:25,340
(laughs)
1236
00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:28,300
- Yeah, like Merfoot better, Bigmaid I dont know.
1237
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:29,300
- Bigmaid.
1238
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:30,180
- Yeah.
1239
00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:32,300
- Almost kind of fun.
1240
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:33,620
- Yeah.
1241
00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:34,940
- Love it.
1242
00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,740
- All right, let's do some mermaid tarot.
1243
00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:38,580
- Do it.
1244
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:39,420
- Okay.
1245
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,260
- Tarot.
1246
00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:43,100
(Tarot whistling)
1247
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,660
(Tarot whistling)
1248
00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:48,740
- Okay, we are drawing tarot for a mermaid episode
1249
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:52,140
from Caitlyn's Oceanic Tarot Deck,
1250
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:55,420
which, you know it has mermaids on it.
1251
00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,260
- Doves.
1252
00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:57,380
- Who got that for her?
1253
00:46:57,380 --> 00:47:00,300
- Me.
1254
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:01,620
(laughs)
1255
00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:02,460
- Oh.
1256
00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:05,020
- Is that a mermaid?
1257
00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:09,180
I mean, I know it's the oceanic deck, but it's still.
1258
00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:13,460
Okay, so joke's on me.
1259
00:47:13,460 --> 00:47:14,540
We got a merman.
1260
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,220
(laughs)
1261
00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:17,740
- Oh, I love that.
1262
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,660
- Hey, hey.
1263
00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:22,740
- I mean, it could be either, really.
1264
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,820
Like we said, you can be whatever you want,
1265
00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:28,140
but it definitely presents as a male chest
1266
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:29,460
is what I'm trying to say.
1267
00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:30,300
- Yeah.
1268
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:32,580
- I mean, I think that's fair, that's accurate.
1269
00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,500
- So it is the world card.
1270
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,340
- Oh wow.
1271
00:47:36,340 --> 00:47:39,620
- And on this card it says regeneration,
1272
00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:41,740
which is interesting because it was all about like,
1273
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:45,020
oceanic preservation, pollution.
1274
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:45,860
- Yeah.
1275
00:47:45,860 --> 00:47:48,220
- Like that's what the whole museum
1276
00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:51,420
was really about, so that was kind of interesting.
1277
00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:54,420
So we need to regenerate our oceans, you guys.
1278
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:55,460
- I like it.
1279
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,660
- Save the mermaids.
1280
00:47:56,660 --> 00:47:57,500
- Okay.
1281
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,420
- And did we draw that up, right?
1282
00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:01,740
- Oh, I'm sorry, it was in the reverse.
1283
00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:02,540
- Oh, it was reverse, yeah.
1284
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:03,500
- It was reverse, okay.
1285
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:06,460
Okay, key words for the world.
1286
00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:13,060
fulfillment, completion, achievement, mastery, and wholeness.
1287
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:19,780
The world represents the end of the fool's journey.
1288
00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:23,060
You've tracked down an arduous path of awakening
1289
00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:26,060
and finally reached your destination.
1290
00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:29,540
In many decks, the world card shows a young woman
1291
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:33,620
sometimes nude holding a double ended wand.
1292
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:36,620
- Oh, okay, I got a wand.
1293
00:48:36,620 --> 00:48:37,460
- I got a wand.
1294
00:48:37,460 --> 00:48:42,220
- The point's both upward and downward suggesting,
1295
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:45,020
as above so below.
1296
00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:48,140
In the Rider Weight Smith deck,
1297
00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:52,980
the woman is encircled by a wreath, signifying victory,
1298
00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:56,380
bound at the top and bottom by ribbons
1299
00:48:56,380 --> 00:48:59,260
that call to mind the infinity symbol.
1300
00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:00,460
- Oh, it does.
1301
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:01,700
- Oh, okay.
1302
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,980
- In this card, he's surrounded by fish.
1303
00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:05,300
Like a wreath of fish.
1304
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:06,140
- Yeah.
1305
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:11,500
She's dancing and as Isadora Duncan believed,
1306
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:15,260
one truly lives only when one dances.
1307
00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:16,580
- All or swims.
1308
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:17,580
- Swims.
1309
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,180
- That was like kind of one of the things
1310
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:22,060
why people do like the mermaid thing
1311
00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:24,900
'cause it's like so peaceful and quiet underwater
1312
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:27,660
and like you just can move your body in different ways.
1313
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,580
Obviously you can't own land, you know?
1314
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:31,100
- I could totally see that.
1315
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,100
- Yeah.
1316
00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:32,940
- That's so cool.
1317
00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:33,940
- I like it.
1318
00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:36,300
- I've never seen like a mermaid show, you know?
1319
00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:39,660
I've never seen like someone being a mermaid.
1320
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,500
I wanna see it.
1321
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,580
- Oh, someone needs to get on that.
1322
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,220
- Oh, no, we're coming for ya.
1323
00:49:44,220 --> 00:49:47,980
- Four figures in the corner signify
1324
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:51,580
the four elements via zodiac imagery.
1325
00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:53,700
The world represents fulfillment.
1326
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:55,740
All is right with the world.
1327
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:59,020
You've faced your dark side and honored your beauty.
1328
00:49:59,020 --> 00:50:00,460
- Ooh, very fitting.
1329
00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:01,980
- Yes.
1330
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:05,780
I think of this as the congratulations card.
1331
00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:08,380
The last card of the major arcana,
1332
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:13,260
it indicates fulfillment, achievement, balance and wholeness,
1333
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:17,500
the completion of the journey from innocence to enlightenment.
1334
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,940
- Oh, okay.
1335
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:21,060
So balancing is interesting 'cause it's like,
1336
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,900
it's a half fish, half person.
1337
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:23,740
- Like, you know?
1338
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:24,900
- Yeah.
1339
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,220
That is an interesting, huh?
1340
00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:30,780
I didn't even think about it, but I didn't think of that at all.
1341
00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:34,220
There's an extra excerpt and it's about a goddess.
1342
00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:38,220
I literally went to go and grab the oceanic deck
1343
00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:40,620
was looking at my goddess Oracle.
1344
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,340
And I don't know why, but I sat there for like a full minute
1345
00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:45,980
summing through looking at the cards.
1346
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:48,220
Was Adder goddess in there?
1347
00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:49,380
I don't know.
1348
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,860
And this one is actually talking about a different goddess.
1349
00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:54,460
So, but yeah, that was just interesting.
1350
00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:56,220
I was feeling drawn to it.
1351
00:50:56,220 --> 00:51:01,100
Okay, so let's get to our reversed interpretation.
1352
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:04,860
Many choices are presented to you,
1353
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:07,220
but you don't know which way to go.
1354
00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:11,140
Perhaps an obstacle still stands in the way of your success.
1355
00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:16,860
Things may get stuck regardless of all your hard work
1356
00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:21,380
and you'll just have to wait until matters right themselves.
1357
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:23,420
- It's kind of like, you know, fixing the ocean.
1358
00:51:23,420 --> 00:51:24,660
You can't really do anything about it.
1359
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,300
You just have to wait until people get their heads
1360
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:29,020
out of their butts and stop polluting the ocean.
1361
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:30,620
- Get your heads out of your butts
1362
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:35,620
and turtle heads out of those plastic ring thingies, you know?
1363
00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:39,500
I was talking about cousin yesterday
1364
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,620
and we were talking about like, straws, you know,
1365
00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:45,300
how they, and we're at this bar and the straws were noodles
1366
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:48,340
'cause they didn't have, they got their straws taken away.
1367
00:51:48,340 --> 00:51:49,180
- Oh.
1368
00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,700
- We talked about, I don't know if it was this place
1369
00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:53,540
or another place got their straws taken away.
1370
00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:56,460
And I was like, was it like the straw police come?
1371
00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:58,020
It's like a bunch of turtles and like,
1372
00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,180
swat uniforms.
1373
00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,020
(laughs)
1374
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,860
Taking the straws.
1375
00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:06,380
- That's a hilarious and kind of adorable visual.
1376
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,220
- It is.
1377
00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:08,040
- I love it.
1378
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:08,880
- I know.
1379
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,540
- I also have pictures of me drinking out of a giant noodle
1380
00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:11,860
if anyone wants it.
1381
00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:14,420
- Well, yeah, obviously we need to share those
1382
00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:16,380
in a certain photo here.
1383
00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:17,220
- Taylor.
1384
00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:18,220
- Oh my goodness.
1385
00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:23,380
- Maybe the end result doesn't live up to your expectations.
1386
00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:25,660
Sometimes you may be required to go back
1387
00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:29,140
and do more work on something you thought you'd finished.
1388
00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:32,260
Oh, almost like this episode.
1389
00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:33,100
- Oh.
1390
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:33,940
- Yeah.
1391
00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:36,660
- It was complete the first and we're all just to be clear.
1392
00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:41,620
Or the rewards you receive are of a private personal kind
1393
00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:43,700
rather than worldly success.
1394
00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:46,180
- I don't know about that.
1395
00:52:46,180 --> 00:52:49,380
- So if you meet a mermaid, they're gonna reward you.
1396
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,220
- I don't know.
1397
00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:51,060
- I don't know.
1398
00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:53,100
- I'm not sure where we're going with this.
1399
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:53,940
Let's see.
1400
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:54,780
- They have treasure.
1401
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:56,060
- 'Cause there's treasure on the altar.
1402
00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:57,300
- Yeah, treasure.
1403
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,140
- Treasure.
1404
00:52:58,140 --> 00:52:58,980
- Treasure.
1405
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:01,100
- Okay.
1406
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,860
In a reading about money, you may need to wait a bit
1407
00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:06,260
or work a little longer before you achieve
1408
00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:08,700
your financial goals.
1409
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:10,700
Perhaps the compensation you receive
1410
00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:12,980
is less than you'd expect.
1411
00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:17,540
Sometimes this card shows you focusing on spiritual
1412
00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:19,820
rather than material goals.
1413
00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:22,300
- Oh, kinda like the dams.
1414
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,380
- They're like growing beer and stuff to a piece
1415
00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:26,420
the mermaid's instead of fixing the dam.
1416
00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:34,780
If the reading is about your job, the world reverse,
1417
00:53:34,780 --> 00:53:38,700
reversed suggests you feel restricted, frustrated,
1418
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:41,620
or dissatisfied with your work situation.
1419
00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:43,860
So maybe you should become a mermaid.
1420
00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:45,100
- Exactly.
1421
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:46,660
Yeah, do what you love.
1422
00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:49,820
- You thought you'd be further along by now,
1423
00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:53,100
yet you still need to put in more effort.
1424
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,620
This card may also mean the end result
1425
00:53:55,620 --> 00:53:59,740
isn't what you'd expected and you feel a letdown.
1426
00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:04,180
- In a reading about love, a relationship
1427
00:54:04,180 --> 00:54:07,220
may not have developed according to your plans.
1428
00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:11,380
Despite your efforts, you still see areas that need work.
1429
00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:15,900
Don't let frustration or inertia cause you to give up.
1430
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:17,700
- What if you're, oh sorry.
1431
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:18,860
- No, go ahead.
1432
00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:22,380
- Happy your times may await just around the corner.
1433
00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:24,500
- What if you like kill your lover
1434
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:27,180
from making love to him too hard?
1435
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:32,180
- Yeah, I'm guessing that she didn't see it working out that way.
1436
00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:34,540
So there's that.
1437
00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:37,060
I pose a lot of it for me.
1438
00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:41,180
It's relating back to ocean conservation and stuff.
1439
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:43,780
That's really where it's getting me this card.
1440
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:48,180
Okay, there's actually two extra excerpts.
1441
00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:53,740
This first one says, and this is a quote from a tarot manual.
1442
00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:58,260
The world is a work of art, neither a mechanism,
1443
00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:02,300
nor an organism, nor even a social community,
1444
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:07,300
neither a school on a grand scale, nor a pedagogical,
1445
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:12,460
yeah, I think that's right, nor a pedagogical,
1446
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,300
no, it's pedagogical, isn't it?
1447
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:16,180
- I don't know what that means.
1448
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:20,700
- Nor a pedagogical institution for living beings,
1449
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,380
but rather a work of divine art
1450
00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:28,380
at one and the same time, a choreographic musical, poetic,
1451
00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:32,940
dramatic work of painting, sculpture, and architecture.
1452
00:55:32,940 --> 00:55:33,940
- Wow.
1453
00:55:33,940 --> 00:55:37,660
- Just like the ocean is so beautiful down there.
1454
00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:39,940
- Yeah, even though interesting.
1455
00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:42,140
- Even the fact that this is like the world card,
1456
00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:45,900
and it's like, I'm 70% of the world is water.
1457
00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:47,460
- Yeah.
1458
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,860
- Wow.
1459
00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:51,940
- Okay, I'm gonna read the goddess excerpt here.
1460
00:55:51,940 --> 00:55:55,700
Shiva, God of creation, and destruction.
1461
00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:57,380
- That's what I forgot to bring you guys.
1462
00:55:57,380 --> 00:56:00,500
I forgot to bring my Shiva shell, my Shiva shell.
1463
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,500
- Which obviously would have been perfect for that.
1464
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,100
- Clearly we needed that for the altar.
1465
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:05,940
- Don't it?
1466
00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:10,300
- The world card can be linked to Shiva,
1467
00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:14,340
the Hindu God who dances the world into being
1468
00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:16,180
and then destroys it.
1469
00:56:16,180 --> 00:56:16,940
- Wow.
1470
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:20,100
- Only to again dance it into being
1471
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:24,300
in the eternal dance of life, death, and rebirth.
1472
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:25,540
- That's really cool.
1473
00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:26,380
- Yeah.
1474
00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:28,340
- I like how.
1475
00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:31,100
- I didn't even know like, I don't know why it's called
1476
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:32,180
Shiva, I shall.
1477
00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,020
Like what?
1478
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:33,860
- Yeah, I don't know.
1479
00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:35,900
- 'Cause I didn't really have anything to do with the ocean,
1480
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:36,900
you know?
1481
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:38,220
- No, I don't think so.
1482
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:39,980
- It's interesting that like, yeah.
1483
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:42,900
The name Shiva is in there, and then I relate it
1484
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,620
to the ocean with my shell.
1485
00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:45,460
- Yeah.
1486
00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:46,500
- Interesting things.
1487
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:47,340
- Yeah.
1488
00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:48,340
- Yeah.
1489
00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:49,580
- All connected.
1490
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:50,580
- All connected.
1491
00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:53,340
- It all circles back.
1492
00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:55,820
- You got a little, what's that?
1493
00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:58,420
Coral reef of connection.
1494
00:56:58,420 --> 00:56:59,260
I don't know.
1495
00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:00,100
- Oh yeah.
1496
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:00,940
- Yeah.
1497
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:04,540
- I feel like maybe coral reef, like,
1498
00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:06,540
they all communicate to each other in the ocean
1499
00:57:06,540 --> 00:57:08,980
the same way that like mushrooms and trees
1500
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:10,900
and other plants do here on land.
1501
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:11,740
- Mm-hmm.
1502
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:13,060
- It's connected.
1503
00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:14,980
- Just a hat, right.
1504
00:57:14,980 --> 00:57:17,740
- Well, should we open our gifts real quick?
1505
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:18,580
- Oh, yeah.
1506
00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:19,420
- It's our birthday.
1507
00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:20,580
So we just, you know,
1508
00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:22,500
I was like, your presents.
1509
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,540
I was like, oh yeah.
1510
00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:24,860
- But your presents too.
1511
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:27,300
- 'Cause we're gonna do our birthdays just in one episode.
1512
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:30,700
So we're not taking up 10 episodes with birthdays.
1513
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:32,460
- I mean, I know.
1514
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:33,300
- Oh.
1515
00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:35,100
(laughs)
1516
00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:36,100
- Okay, who should go first?
1517
00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,100
- You go first.
1518
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:37,940
- Peace.
1519
00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:39,100
- Yeah, it's like your actual birthday
1520
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:39,940
in a couple of days.
1521
00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:40,780
- Okay.
1522
00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:44,100
- (laughs)
1523
00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,420
(crash)
1524
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:47,100
(laughs)
1525
00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:48,420
- Should I read the card first?
1526
00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:49,260
- Yeah.
1527
00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:50,100
- I should have just pulled out the card.
1528
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,420
I'm struggling.
1529
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:52,260
- Yeah.
1530
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,700
- The struggle bus.
1531
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:56,700
- I saw her writing this card right before we started recording.
1532
00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:57,780
(laughs)
1533
00:57:57,780 --> 00:57:59,900
- Yeah, 'cause I found the card and I was like, oh shit.
1534
00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:01,580
Like I didn't write anything.
1535
00:58:01,580 --> 00:58:02,580
Why am I so dumb?
1536
00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:08,500
- It's got astronauts on it.
1537
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,780
- I can't believe you say alien.
1538
00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:10,620
- Alien, I know.
1539
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:11,460
- I know.
1540
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:12,300
- It's an astronaut.
1541
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:13,140
- I almost said aliens too.
1542
00:58:13,140 --> 00:58:14,780
I'm like, it's aliens.
1543
00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:16,900
- Let's get this party started.
1544
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,460
- Are we pink?
1545
00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:20,020
- Let's pink, right?
1546
00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:20,860
- Get the party started.
1547
00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,060
- That's for a key.
1548
00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:24,500
- Like from the black eyed piece.
1549
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,340
- Oh no.
1550
00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:27,500
- Pink has a song, has that, yeah.
1551
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:28,420
Never mind.
1552
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:29,860
I guess there's more than one party.
1553
00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:30,700
- I'm sure, yeah.
1554
00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:31,540
- Like I'm pretty free.
1555
00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:32,780
- Maybe for a guy who has said,
1556
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:35,620
get this party started at one point in a song.
1557
00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:36,460
(laughs)
1558
00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,860
- Let's get it started.
1559
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:39,060
- Right, let's get it started.
1560
00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:40,140
Yeah.
1561
00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:40,980
Do you want me to read this?
1562
00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:43,460
Happy birthday to my co-host, BFF,
1563
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:45,620
a party or a cry.
1564
00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:46,460
- Get it?
1565
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:47,300
- You got it.
1566
00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:48,700
- You guys, you got it.
1567
00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:50,020
- You're my PAC.
1568
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:53,140
You're my partner and creepy.
1569
00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:53,980
(laughs)
1570
00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:54,820
- In creeps.
1571
00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:56,340
- Oh, I love that.
1572
00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:57,180
- Partner and creeps.
1573
00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:58,020
- In jerbs.
1574
00:58:58,020 --> 00:59:02,300
- I didn't get hit on a card because I'm a monster.
1575
00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:03,460
- I don't know.
1576
00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:06,420
I just, I honestly stumbled upon that.
1577
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,220
- Is this the one I almost bought myself the other day?
1578
00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:09,900
And I was like, I can't, I can't.
1579
00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:11,580
- I think so.
1580
00:59:11,580 --> 00:59:15,380
Yeah, I did the digital download for the book too.
1581
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:16,740
- Oh, cool.
1582
00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:18,980
- Yeah, so I'll send you that.
1583
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:20,460
I almost just sent it to you
1584
00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:22,060
'cause I was like, oh yeah, I got to send her the thing
1585
00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:23,980
and then I was like, don't do that yet.
1586
00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:25,740
- Maybe like, oh, why are you sending me this?
1587
00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:26,740
I don't even have a dial.
1588
00:59:26,740 --> 00:59:27,580
- What?
1589
00:59:27,580 --> 00:59:28,420
(laughs)
1590
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:31,380
- Oh, it's a mushroom spirit or a cult act, by the way.
1591
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:32,220
- Yeah.
1592
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:33,940
- And I'm pretty sure, yeah, I was eyeballing that
1593
00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:35,660
in "At Through the Veil"
1594
00:59:35,660 --> 00:59:37,940
when I think we were getting tail in.
1595
00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:38,780
- Yeah.
1596
00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:39,380
- Something and I was like,
1597
00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:41,260
"Eh, I should get this for myself."
1598
00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:42,100
- Me too.
1599
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,460
- Don't need to do this.
1600
00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:45,300
- Thank you.
1601
00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:46,140
- Here's the welcome.
1602
00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:47,620
- Mushroom.
1603
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:49,900
- We talked about mushrooms just a couple of seconds ago.
1604
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,060
- Oh, we sure did.
1605
00:59:51,060 --> 00:59:54,940
And you just had, we just literally talked about mushrooms
1606
00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:57,100
like "At length" in an episode.
1607
00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:58,860
We reported the tree one.
1608
00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:00,180
- It'll be, yeah.
1609
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,020
- Ooh.
1610
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:04,700
- What kind of rock is that?
1611
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:05,900
- I cannot remember.
1612
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:06,740
- I was like, what am I?
1613
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:08,340
- I was like, I'm gonna fucking idiot.
1614
01:00:08,340 --> 01:00:09,420
It's a moor.
1615
01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:12,580
- I saw that and I was like, no freaking way.
1616
01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:13,580
- So pretty.
1617
01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:15,420
I said, you guys, oh my god,
1618
01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:18,020
I'm so sorry, the story is hilarious.
1619
01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:23,700
I'm so sorry to tail in our video editor/socialmedia
1620
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:28,100
with social media like Queen.
1621
01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:28,940
- Yep.
1622
01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:29,940
- I was trying to think of something.
1623
01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:33,940
- She's more than just the best.
1624
01:00:33,940 --> 01:00:35,140
- She's all of the things.
1625
01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:38,020
She's the glue holding this whole operation together.
1626
01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:39,220
- Yeah, and I'm an asshole.
1627
01:00:39,220 --> 01:00:40,580
And I didn't know that she's like,
1628
01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:45,580
definitely afraid of moss and butterflies apparently.
1629
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:46,940
- I didn't know that either.
1630
01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:49,300
And I said to picture of a moth in her text thread.
1631
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,620
And I was like, oh my god, look at this cute moth.
1632
01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:53,500
And this was just like a couple of days ago.
1633
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,340
- Oh my god.
1634
01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:57,180
- She's like, I'm gonna have a panic attack.
1635
01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:58,460
And I was like, oh sorry.
1636
01:00:58,460 --> 01:01:00,300
I'm so sorry.
1637
01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:01,140
Oh no.
1638
01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:01,980
Oh my god.
1639
01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:05,180
But then she sent a picture of a spider
1640
01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:06,540
and I felt better.
1641
01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:08,100
I'm sorry and not a spider.
1642
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,340
- Not better about either of these things.
1643
01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,300
- Not, by the way.
1644
01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:14,340
Just in case anyone was wondering how I felt.
1645
01:01:14,340 --> 01:01:15,180
- It's fine.
1646
01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:16,220
- It was one of the daddy long legs.
1647
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:17,500
That's not a spider.
1648
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,180
- Oh my god, they are spiders.
1649
01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:23,820
Oh there's, I thought I was done.
1650
01:01:23,820 --> 01:01:25,260
You guys, she hates it.
1651
01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:27,340
She threw it on the ground.
1652
01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:28,980
(laughing)
1653
01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:30,660
- Thrown on the ground.
1654
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:32,220
- It's a little pan.
1655
01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:34,380
This is carry yourself with the confidence
1656
01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:36,500
of a mediocre white man.
1657
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:38,300
- Yay.
1658
01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:39,740
- I do wear this everyday.
1659
01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:41,580
- We should be so lucky, am I right?
1660
01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:42,420
- Seriously.
1661
01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:43,420
- For cereals.
1662
01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:44,740
- For cereals.
1663
01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:47,420
- Oh cute.
1664
01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:50,020
- That's a little skull.
1665
01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:51,820
- Like a skull ghosty guy.
1666
01:01:51,820 --> 01:01:52,660
- I would like to.
1667
01:01:52,660 --> 01:01:55,020
- He looks like, I mean he's obviously a skull
1668
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:57,020
but he kind of also looks ghosty too.
1669
01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:57,860
- He does.
1670
01:01:57,860 --> 01:01:58,700
- Yeah.
1671
01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,540
- Yeah.
1672
01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:01,380
- I was like, okay, well obviously I know
1673
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:02,660
where you need to live.
1674
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:03,500
- Okay.
1675
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:06,420
- I put a bunch of my pins now on that coffin.
1676
01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:08,260
The coffin word.
1677
01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:09,100
- Yeah.
1678
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,820
- A little message board.
1679
01:02:10,820 --> 01:02:13,220
- Yeah, I put my pins all over that now, whatever.
1680
01:02:13,220 --> 01:02:15,860
- Love it.
1681
01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:17,020
- Thank you.
1682
01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,660
- You love everything.
1683
01:02:18,660 --> 01:02:20,900
- Yeah, it's like your smallest gift
1684
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,420
like in the history of ever.
1685
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:23,900
- I mean, I got you like one thing.
1686
01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:24,740
So I was like,
1687
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,500
our wedding's coming up, it's fine.
1688
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,340
- Yeah.
1689
01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:28,180
- It's like a little change.
1690
01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:29,180
- She's got enough coming.
1691
01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:30,180
- I know.
1692
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:31,420
- It's a lot right now.
1693
01:02:31,420 --> 01:02:32,580
She's just a lot.
1694
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:33,420
- Yeah.
1695
01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:34,260
- She's just a lot.
1696
01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:35,580
- But it's a good one, I promise.
1697
01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:36,420
Good gift.
1698
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:37,860
- I'm excited.
1699
01:02:37,860 --> 01:02:38,980
(laughing)
1700
01:02:38,980 --> 01:02:41,380
- I think I know what it is, you guys.
1701
01:02:41,380 --> 01:02:42,380
- I knew when I brought mine.
1702
01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:43,220
I was like,
1703
01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:44,100
ooh, she's gonna be so jealous.
1704
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:45,780
She doesn't even know I already got her one.
1705
01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:47,340
- Sure was.
1706
01:02:47,340 --> 01:02:48,180
Okay, guys.
1707
01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:53,180
This, I think you can probably make out what this is.
1708
01:02:53,180 --> 01:02:55,460
Oh boy.
1709
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:57,180
Oh, put it right up to my face
1710
01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,180
'cause that's where we have the camera focused.
1711
01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:02,260
- I love how it is.
1712
01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:03,820
- And I have the infinity sign on it
1713
01:03:03,820 --> 01:03:06,260
that we also just talked about with this card.
1714
01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:09,700
- Okay, so it's like a cello night with,
1715
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:12,780
in case you can't quite puzzle this one out.
1716
01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:13,780
(laughing)
1717
01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:14,780
- It's a magician.
1718
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:16,140
Or no, no, no, I'm sorry.
1719
01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:18,660
It has the infinity symbol like the magician.
1720
01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:20,740
It always reminds me of the magician,
1721
01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:21,900
which is similar. - Yeah.
1722
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:22,860
- Yes.
1723
01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:24,220
But it's the string card.
1724
01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:25,060
- It is.
1725
01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:26,220
- It's the string card.
1726
01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:27,780
- 'Cause you guys, I don't know if you knew this,
1727
01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:29,060
but I'm a Leo.
1728
01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:29,900
- She is.
1729
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,740
- So.
1730
01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:32,580
- And. - It's like,
1731
01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,020
has a lion on it?
1732
01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:36,420
- Yeah, they didn't have the magician one.
1733
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:38,180
- I got my stuff for cool.
1734
01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:39,020
- Yeah.
1735
01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:42,540
- It's like your zodiac card is cooler than mine,
1736
01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:44,580
mine's just the chariot, which is like, it's cool.
1737
01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:46,060
- It's like the chariot's cool.
1738
01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:47,580
- It's like, you know.
1739
01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:48,900
- You're not excited about it.
1740
01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:50,940
- It's like a string card, you know?
1741
01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:52,100
So I was go for the fool,
1742
01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:53,860
which is like my other favorite card.
1743
01:03:53,860 --> 01:03:54,700
So.
1744
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:58,500
- Well, you know, I think typically when people think of me,
1745
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:01,700
what they think of is obviously, you know.
1746
01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:02,860
- Strength.
1747
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:03,700
- Yeah.
1748
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:04,860
(laughing)
1749
01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:07,140
- It's not strong, tall,
1750
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:09,980
is it a upper body strength?
1751
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:12,180
- I feel like the strength you have is more.
1752
01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:13,220
(laughing)
1753
01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:14,580
- Inside.
1754
01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:16,380
- Yeah, like we're no inconsious.
1755
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:17,220
- Yeah.
1756
01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:18,620
(laughing)
1757
01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:19,460
- You guys, it's there.
1758
01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:21,260
We swear, like you just can't see it.
1759
01:04:21,260 --> 01:04:22,540
So.
1760
01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:23,780
I don't know when to tell you.
1761
01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:26,620
- Happy birthday.
1762
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:27,620
- Leo.
1763
01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:29,140
- Leo season is coming.
1764
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:30,420
- Leo season.
1765
01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:31,940
- But it's cancer season right now, bitch.
1766
01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:34,100
And we're about to go to my pool party.
1767
01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:35,180
- Pool party.
1768
01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:37,380
- My summer win party.
1769
01:04:37,380 --> 01:04:38,900
Wait, did I even show?
1770
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,660
I mean, I showed them in like,
1771
01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:43,100
when we were being silly, but let me show my shirt.
1772
01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:44,460
- Show me a lot of pop.
1773
01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:46,580
(laughing)
1774
01:04:46,580 --> 01:04:48,420
- Wearing my Halloween costume,
1775
01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:49,540
which I was a dead mermaid.
1776
01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:52,580
So I have a skeleton top with sea shells on my boobs.
1777
01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:53,660
- Sea shells.
1778
01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:56,060
- And that is my summer win costume.
1779
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,140
- I love it.
1780
01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:58,700
I love it.
1781
01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:01,580
- I mean, it's approximately 8,000 degrees.
1782
01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:05,100
So I am not wearing my mermaid costume.
1783
01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:05,940
- Yeah.
1784
01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:06,780
- No.
1785
01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:09,420
- We did use it in our alter setup though.
1786
01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:10,260
- Yeah, we did.
1787
01:05:10,260 --> 01:05:11,740
- We might have to take a couple of like,
1788
01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:14,180
still shots of it so that you can like,
1789
01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:16,860
see that it's like the mermaid.
1790
01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:17,700
- Yeah.
1791
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,260
- I mean, you can kind of tell in the tarot video.
1792
01:05:20,260 --> 01:05:21,260
- Yeah.
1793
01:05:21,260 --> 01:05:22,100
- Yeah, well, okay.
1794
01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:24,300
- Really, I really want to drive at home.
1795
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:26,460
Like, mermaid is fuck you guys.
1796
01:05:26,460 --> 01:05:27,740
- It's so mermaid.
1797
01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:28,820
- It's so mermaid.
1798
01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:31,140
- I had that mermaid skirt, the skeleton skirt.
1799
01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:32,700
Obviously, I wasn't gonna wear that today
1800
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:34,700
'cause it's like a full length.
1801
01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:35,540
Yeah, no.
1802
01:05:35,540 --> 01:05:36,380
- No.
1803
01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:39,220
- Again, we're sitting on the surface of the sun.
1804
01:05:39,220 --> 01:05:40,060
- Yeah.
1805
01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:40,900
- Currently.
1806
01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:41,820
- You're not under the sea?
1807
01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:42,660
Unfortunately.
1808
01:05:42,660 --> 01:05:43,500
- No.
1809
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,340
(laughing)
1810
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,180
- No, not the sea.
1811
01:05:45,180 --> 01:05:47,260
- Okay, we know we gotta stop because I will.
1812
01:05:47,260 --> 01:05:48,540
- Yeah, yeah, okay.
1813
01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:52,540
- Okay, well, we need to go so we can get to my Jacolanna
1814
01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:54,820
and watermelon that I carved.
1815
01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:59,340
And the other fun summer win stuff we have to do.
1816
01:05:59,340 --> 01:06:01,820
- Yeah, we need to go do a little tasty test.
1817
01:06:01,820 --> 01:06:03,920
- Oh yeah. - To the sangory.
1818
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:04,760
- The sangory, yeah.
1819
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,940
It's like a fall/summer sangory.
1820
01:06:06,940 --> 01:06:08,980
- Yeah, thanks for bringing this in a min.
1821
01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:14,100
- I was like walking all over Jardir Joe's.
1822
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,820
Like, they don't have cinnamon in any kind.
1823
01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:17,660
- Oh no.
1824
01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,820
- It's like, what is happening?
1825
01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:20,940
- I have cinnamon sticks so I can grind them up
1826
01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:23,620
in my mortar and pestle and be witchy.
1827
01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:25,300
Put them in jars. (laughing)
1828
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,300
- Yeah.
1829
01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:27,140
- Wow.
1830
01:06:27,140 --> 01:06:28,620
- All right.
1831
01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:31,100
- I threw them in so they're cinnamon-
1832
01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:32,420
- Okay, perfect.
1833
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:33,260
- A way.
1834
01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,100
- Awesome.
1835
01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:35,460
- Yeah. - Yeah, let's go drink it.
1836
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:36,300
- Let's go.
1837
01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:37,860
- Okay.
1838
01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,460
- Have a creepy ass day.
1839
01:06:40,460 --> 01:06:41,540
- We'll see you next Tuesday.
1840
01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:42,540
- See you next Tuesday.
1841
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,140
- Or-- - Or,
1842
01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:45,780
- Make sure under the sea.
1843
01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:47,140
- Yeah. - Swimming around
1844
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:49,300
doing mermaid choreography.
1845
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:50,300
(laughing)
1846
01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:51,860
- Living a silent life,
1847
01:06:51,860 --> 01:06:54,660
just flowing with the ocean,
1848
01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:56,340
smoking your seaweed,
1849
01:06:56,340 --> 01:06:58,940
which is what I'm about to do as soon as we cut.
1850
01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:01,180
(laughing)
1851
01:07:01,180 --> 01:07:02,220
- Why wait?
1852
01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:03,540
- I know, right? - Yeah.
1853
01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:06,300
- Oh, it's like kind of mermaid colored.
1854
01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,220
- Oh, cute.
1855
01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:09,180
I didn't even realize.
1856
01:07:09,180 --> 01:07:11,180
- It's everything that's everything.
1857
01:07:11,180 --> 01:07:13,760
(upbeat music)
1858
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,580
- God, what is that called?
1859
01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:20,220
Is that on a monopia?
1860
01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:21,940
- Maybe.
1861
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:22,940
- Yeah, that sounds great.
1862
01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:24,100
- Is that like a smell?
1863
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:24,940
Wait.
1864
01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:26,100
- No.
1865
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:26,940
- No.
1866
01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:27,780
- Hold on.
1867
01:07:27,780 --> 01:07:28,940
- Hold that, I'm gonna look at that.
1868
01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:31,020
- Yeah, where it's like a sound is a word.
1869
01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:33,700
- Okay, so on a monopia,
1870
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:37,620
the formation of a word from a sound associated
1871
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,540
with what is named.
1872
01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:40,380
- Broom!
1873
01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:42,060
- So like sizzle.
1874
01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,460
- Oh.
1875
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,060
- Yeah. - Meow.
1876
01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:45,900
- Meow.
1877
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:47,620
- Rough, rough.
1878
01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:50,020
- Real words that sound like real things,
1879
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:53,580
real words made to evoke the sound of real things,
1880
01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:55,860
made up words that sound like real things
1881
01:07:55,860 --> 01:07:59,940
and a series of letters that mimic a raw sound.
1882
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:01,140
- Ha ha ha ha.
1883
01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:03,140
(laughing)
1884
01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:05,540
- Oh good. (laughing)
1885
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:08,380
- We're just gonna do an on a monopia episode.
1886
01:08:08,380 --> 01:08:09,940
- Sounds good.
1887
01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:11,300
- 'Cause I'm a p-on-a.
1888
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,220
I'm an on-a mon p-on-a.
1889
01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,220
Okay, we're done.
1890
01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:16,860
Oh, stupid, cut that out. (laughing)
1891
01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,740
- Don't you dare. (laughing) pnwhauntsandhomicides.com
