My application for free merch

This show is the best thing that has ever happened to my life. With me spending my summer working on a small golf course, I have the privilege of sitting around and waiting to do my job while the old ladies get in my way and hit their golf balls 30 yards tops. I could not think of a better way to give back to your show than to wear some free merch and go show it off to the old ladies on the golf course. I hope you know that if you invest in me your audience will for sure be expanded. Trust me, the ladies will be flocking to watch/listen to the show, especially with a hunk like AJ Hawk involved. Hopefully if everything goes according to plan, I will finally be able to get some work done because these ladies are off the course and busy drooling over the show. DM me on insta to get my shipping address @grrriiifffiiinnn