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May 22, 2024

We can't even put the topics in the headline!

The Trump campaign did something with the bad guys from World War II movies. And Marjorie Taylor Greene floated an oddball consporacy.

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May 21, 2024

Uncle Joe thinks he was VP during the pandemic

Uncle Joe forgets when he was VP RFK's address seems fishy and Donald isn't going to like this new movie.

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May 20, 2024

Trump Demands Biden Take Drug Test Before Debates

In this episode of Ballot, we dive into Donald Trump's latest demand for Joe Biden to take a drug test ahead of their agreed-upon presidential debates. Trump claims Biden was "high as a kite" during his State of the Union …

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May 17, 2024

Comedians Take on Biden-Trump Debates and Mitt Romney's Wild Pardon P…

We dissect Senator Mitt Romney's latest comments on the Trump legal saga. Romney's surprising suggestion that Biden should have preemptively pardoned Trump and pressured New York prosecutors to drop the hush money case sparks a lively discussion. We...

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May 16, 2024

Biden and Trump agree to two debates (as long as RFK isn't there!)

Yay, we're getting two debates! There are a bunch of rules, and one of the rules is no Robert F, Kennedy Jr. Also the rules want things to be civilized. No talking after your mic is turned off. Good luck …

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May 15, 2024

Sharpie Scrawled Signatures - Michael Cohen testifies in Trump trial

t was billed as the trial that could finally see a former U.S. president incarcerated. But in true Trump fashion, the hush money proceedings in Manhattan have turned into a carnival of loyal Republican sycophants and potential VP candidates treating...

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May 14, 2024

Trump praises Hannibal Lecter

Trump praised Haiibal Lecter, you know, the guy that ATE PEOPLE He's also facing teh wrath of Springsteen fans. We take a look at the new polls showing Donald Trump leading Joe Biden in several crucial battleground states like Pennsylvania,...

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May 13, 2024

Seinfeld booed, Trump hits the beach, and Biden taps Julia Roberts

No not like that! Biden has Julia Roberts and Barack Obama doing fundraisers. Students walked out on Jerry Seinfeld Trump hit Wildwood Beach!

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May 11, 2024

RFK Jr.'s Brain Worms and JFK's grandson's awful Political Parodies

In today's episode, we dive headfirst into the bizarre world of brain worms and political parodies, because why not?First up, the jaw-dropping revelation that RFK Jr. claims to have once battled brain worms, sparking a whirlwind of speculation and...

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May 10, 2024

Stormy Daniels says real men take the stand

In the latest episode of "Ballot," the courtroom drama unfolds as Stormy Daniels takes the stand once again, sending shockwaves through the political arena with her saucy testimony. Meanwhile, Trump's legal team tries unsuccessfully to discredit her,...

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May 9, 2024

Trump's Truth Allergy and RFK's Hail Mary

On today's episode, we'll dive into Donald Trump's latest comments casting doubt on the integrity of the 2024 presidential election. In a recent interview, the former president refused to unconditionally accept the potential results, setting the stage...

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May 8, 2024

Stormy Daniels spanks Donald Trump in court....and elsewhere!

So there's our gal Stormy on the stand, not holding a single salacious detail back about her alleged romp with the future president. She's out here claiming Trump greeted her in his luxury hotel suite wearing satin pajamas like some …

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May 7, 2024

The Geriatric Smackdown Rages On

On this episode, we'll dive into the latest zingers about President Biden and Donald Trump's advanced ages from comedian Jon Stewart. The former Daily Show host didn't hold back on calling the two elderly statesmen too dang old for the …

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May 6, 2024

Kristi Noem may have threatened Biden's dog. PLUS Mac Hamill and Mick…

On today's episode, we're diving into the late night monologue material provided by the always outrageous Governor Kristi Noem. The comedians couldn't resist poking fun at her proud tales of shooting her dog Cricket and menacing President Biden's...

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May 3, 2024

Pizza Delivery Boy Donald Trump's hilarious nickname

Well, Trump has a hilairous nickname. Nothing funner than this one. The Don also dropped off some pizzas to a firehouse.

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May 2, 2024

Trump's Polling Lead, and Nick Offerman's Bread vs. Dog Poop

We explore the latest CNN poll showing Donald Trump's steady lead over President Joe Biden, despite the former president's ongoing legal challenges. We also delve into the world of Allan Lichtman, the professor who has correctly predicted the outcome...

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May 1, 2024

Biden's Trolling, Trump's Fed Takeover, and the RFK Jr. Rollercoaster

We navigate the twisted and hilarious world of American politics. We begin with Joe Biden's new role as Donald Trump's chief troll, then move on to Trump's secret plan to take control of the Federal Reserve if he wins the …

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April 30, 2024

Puppy-gate, Salad-gate, and the Hush Money Hullabaloo

We dive into the latest political scandals and comedic gold mines. We start with the late-night hosts' roasting of South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's puppy-killing confessions, then move on to the ongoing drama of Donald Trump's hush money trial and...

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April 29, 2024

Kristi Noem defends killing the puppy

We delve into the controversy surrounding South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's puppy-killing anecdote from her upcoming memoir and how it might impact her chances of becoming Trump's running mate.

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April 28, 2024

Correspondents Dinner Roasts, Puppy-gate, and a Courthouse Birthday W…

We cover the highs and lows of the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Colin Jost and President Biden traded barbs and poked fun at Trump's legal woes and business ventures. We also dive into the strange tale of Governor Kristi …

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April 27, 2024

Biden goes on Howard Stern and they discuss salacious photos

Eevryone else's hedline is that Biden says he's willing to debate Trump. Yeah, we knew that. But Biden recieving salacious photos? Late Night will have a field day. Except they don't work Fridays.

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April 26, 2024

Biden mentions the June 6th riots. Wait, what?

we tackle President Biden's latest blunders and White House walk woes. We'll dive into his D-Day mixup at a glitzy Hollywood fundraiser and explore the reasoning behind his new helicopter routine, which has him surrounded by a pack of aides. …

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April 25, 2024

Four More Years! Pause. Biden is on a run of gaffes

In this episode of Ballot, we explore the latest political gaffes and legal challenges facing President Biden and former President Trump. We'll break down Biden's awkward teleprompter moment, where he accidentally read the words "four more years,...

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April 24, 2024

Trump's Courtroom Siestas, Biden's Cannibal Conundrum, and New Guinea…

We dive into the wild world of Trump's courtroom antics, where his slumbering visage is drawing comparisons to Andy Warhol's "Sleep." We'll also explore the fallout from Biden's bizarre cannibal comments, which have the White House scolding reporters...

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