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May 26, 2016

150: THE SLASHENING (2015)

Celebrate our 150th episode with a super-deadly sleepover. Join my very special slumber party pals, actor ALENA ACKER and author ROBERT R. BEST and I as we take a stab at the unexpectedly delightful absurdist horror comedy T...

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May 12, 2016

149: FREDDY vs JASON (2003)

It's that magical time of year of year again....time for another FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRR! We're up to FREDDY vs JASON now, so I'm taking a look at this long awaited epic battle between the Titans of Terror. I'll discu...

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April 18, 2016

148: THE INVITATION and LOST AFTER DARK *repost*

Reposted on 4/16 minus the mixing error. Now includes a gratuitous Debbie Gibson impersonation This episode brings you a delightful DOUBLE PENETRATION...umm, DOUBLE FEATURE to teach you important life lessons: Never steal a ...

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April 1, 2016

147: MUTE WITNESS (1995)

Join CHRYSTEN PEDDIE, DAN COHEN and I as we peek behind the Iron Curtain to see if we can determine why the fuck this movie isn't on DVD.

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Dec. 30, 2015

146: Bottom of the Barrel #3 – SMILE (2009)

With New Year's rapidly approaching and my podcasting mojo in a state of flux, please enjoy this trip back in time to Episode 61. SMILE is one of the movies so bad, it made me lose my unflappable composure. Many …

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Dec. 18, 2015

145: NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) – Guest Spot on Black Annis Podcast

Bring your own freeze dried poodle turds, and get ready to eat a bowl of fuck!

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Nov. 14, 2015

144: JASON X (2001)

It's time for another installment of the FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULAR, so join Mister Brad and I on a voyage across the deepest of space to come face to face with JASON X (and his amazing side-eye)!

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Sept. 22, 2015

143: BOTTOM OF THE BARREL #2: “Dead Tone”

Still not running at 100%, so enjoy a another trip in the WayBack Machine to another horrid movie that nearly gave me a stroke. This time, it's DEAD TONE from Episode 7.

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Sept. 8, 2015

142: Bottom of the Barrel Classics: RED HOOK

Due to continuing health problems, ScreamQueenz is on unofficial hiatus. In the interim, please enjoy these flashback episodes revisiting some past reviews of movies so terrible, I completely lost my shit. This time, it's t...

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July 31, 2015

141: The Star-Studded Fifth Anniversary Celebration! (Starring Mrs. S…

Join me as we razzle-dazzle the night away with three beautifully bonkers superstars, MRS. SMITH, DANDY DARKLY, and DEAD MARTIN (aka DON WINSOR).

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July 16, 2015

140: i-LIVED (2015)

Phone apps. We love 'em. They entertain us. They connect us. They make our lives better. But in this tale of technological terror, you'd better make sure to read the fine print, because the devil's in the details. i-LIVED ...

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June 22, 2015

139: THE DROWNSMAN (2014) and CRAZY BITCHES (2014)

This show is the first of several dedicated to the movies I watched during the prep for or the recovery from) my colonoscopy. I'll be talking about the watery terrors of THE DROWNSMAN. And then I'm off to the woods …

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June 14, 2015

138: DEATH ON THE NILE (1978)

Time to set sail once again with my favorite mystery-solving queens, TRAE DEAN and DOUG SHAPIRO. This time, we join PETER USTINOV, BETTE DAVIS, MAGGIE SMITH and ANGELA LANSBURY as HERCULE POIROT tries to crack a bizarre on-bo...

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May 27, 2015

137. SLASHERS (2001)

I'm back from break, and I'm talking with ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN J. POLK from the I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS reality show podcast about SLASHERS, the movie about a Japanese game show with a big ol' body count. …

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May 1, 2015

136: BLOOD BEACH (1981)

A trip to BLOOD BEACH ought to tide you over until the show resumes in Mid-May. This flashback recording of me guesting on the 42ND STREET DRIVE IN podcast also features SHAWN HUNT, CHRISTOPHER KAHLER and VAUGHN KUHLMEIER .

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April 23, 2015

135: UNFRIENDED (2015)

It's another mini-episode, because I felt it mandatory to warn you off of UNFRIENDED, a sorry excuse for Millenial horror barfed on usby the good folks at MTV.

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April 10, 2015

134: CRUISE INTO TERROR (1978)

Set sail for adventure, true romance and sexy rendezvous with the Son of Satan. I'm calling "All Aboard!" for the 1978 made for TV thriller CRUISE INTO TERROR. So, pack a swinsuit, your suntan lotion and your breathing mini-...

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March 22, 2015

133: GIRL HOUSE (2015)

Another BONUS EPISODE! Enjoy a SPOILER-FREE preview of GIRL HOUSE, the sexy new slasher from the smokin' hot Canadian director, TREVOR MATTHEWS!

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March 13, 2015

132: JASON GOES TO HELL: The Final Friday (1993)

While I may spend more time obsessing about LESLIE JORDAN in SORDID LIVES, the mysterious gunk in my drain, a menacing tower of shellfish and my cats testicles, you'll be sure to learn things about JGTH that you never dreamed...

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March 6, 2015

132: THE LAST HOUSE ON CEMETERY LANE (2015)

Whatever you do...Never enter THE LAST HOUSE ON CEMETERY LANE! It's really boring in there.

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Feb. 23, 2015

131: IT FOLLOWS (2015)

This monster wants you so much, it will follow to the ends of the earth. It only wants to love you....to death. Special Guest: Joe Borrelli

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Feb. 14, 2015

130: HONEYMOON (2014)

Celebrate Valentine's Day with me as I give you a spoiler-free review of HONEYMOON! Is that wedding bells I'm hearing? Or is it a funeral dirge? Plus, find out how to win your very own DVD of HONEYMOON of your …

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Jan. 22, 2015

129: BLOODY NEW YEAR (1987) and NEVERLAKE (2013)

Join BRYAN WOLFARD and I as we check in to the very haunted Grand Island Hotel in BLOODY NEW YEAR. But beware of ugly shoes, tablecloth monsters and cheesy 80's music! Then it's off to chilly Tuscany to uncover the …

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Jan. 5, 2015

128: H.P. Lovecraft’s THE CATS OF ULTHAR

In honor of the Victorian tradition of scary tales for the holiday season, for the Twelfth Night of Christmas I give to you a reading of one of my favorites.

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