Episodes

A Triple Feature of TERROR (and/or possible turds)!

Two special guests help dish a classic 80's slasher of a tale of lesbian pride & feminism gone awry!

Bryan from DRUNKEN ZOMBIE helps fulfill on of my darkest holiday obsessions!

Listener TRAE DEAN stops int to talk about the electrifying erotic gay sci fi thriller, SOCKET. We’re sure you’ll get a charge out of it....

TOPPIE SMELLIE of "The Smellcast" and "LOTSL" answers the call of an overworked queen and dishes the dish on TV's DARK SHADOWS. Plus....shit I watched during the hurricane.

I broke my rib cage. I'm high on Oxycontin. Minimalist show. Happy Thanksgiving.

Mister Brad & I are giddy with Hurricane Sandy-induced cabin fever. Brad farts into the mic. You are warned. Plus, we talk about PA4 and the latest NIGHTMARE Haunted House in NYC.

Halloween hijincks ensue with reviews of the wonderfully awful I'M NOT JESUS MOMMY, HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA & SINISTER. Plus, a HALLOWEEN HULLABALOO!

All this and the outrageous exploits that occurred when I spent the day on-set with JAMES EARL JONES, MILA KUNIS and ROBIN WILLIAMS! WOW!

Amid the drunken debauchery and shameless flirting, Scott and I manage to talk about talk about the gay vampire horror/comedy BITE MARKS.

This is the emergency episode, crafted to fill the void after the website was cruelly shut down. No frills. No editing. Just two movie reviews.

I sleep through THE APPARITION. Plus, THREE (count 'em, THREE!) totally forgettable films - HEADHUNTER: THE ASSESSMENT WEEKEND, SHOCK LABYRINTH, REC 3: GENESIS

Take a trip through time with me, world-famous actress ALENA ACKER and HG WELLS as we try to stop JACK THE RIPPER, who's on a new killing spree in 1970's San Francisco!

The next installment of my on-going FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRRRR!

Special guests TRAE DEAN and KAREN MACK are here to discuss a tale with an important lesson: NEVER get between an undead prom queen and her tiara...EVER!

WARNING: This episode is CURSED. You have been warned.

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First up, THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET returns and its hinges are ready to burst. I'm going to take my second attempt at watching THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSE...

Privyet, my Krasivaya Screamers! It's time to pack your bags, your radiation suits and your douche bags, because we're off to Russia with the a truly stupid group of A-holes with THE CHERNOBYL DIARIES! I'm joined by my favo...

It's my birthday episode, henceforth to be known for all time as BIRTHAPALOOZA! To celebrate, we're taking a look, not surprisingly, at birthday-related horror. To kick off the show, THE CRAPSHOOT sets its sites on UNHAPPY ...

It's my birthday, so I'm taking the week off....sort of. I couldn't leave you high and dry (or low and moist), so enjoy THE WITCH'S TALE to tide you over until next week!

Being that this is Episode 57, I feel it fitting to adhere to the legacy of Heinz Ketchup's motto of "57 Varieties". However, I will modify it slightly to say that this episode is "57 Varieties of All Fucked Up!" …

It's that most wonderful time of the year! Well, except if you're a horny co-ed who stupidly chose to spend spring break at the lakehouse in the woods instead of going boob-shakin' in Boca Raton, that is. That's right! ...

I'm fighting off the flu and laryngitis, so I've had to scrap my original plan for the show. Instead we're firing up the ol' WayBack Machine to journey once again to the Golden Age of Radio! This time, we're meeting …

It's been a rough week. I'm depressed. I needed to spend some time talking about a silly movie with a dear old friend. Join me and the oh-so-squeezable JAY EMMITT (formerly of the "Obscure 80's Podcast") as we dish the …

I don't care if it's not prom season yet! This episode is all about CARRIE! CARRIE the book! CARRIE the musical! CARRIE the movie! CARRIE the breakfast cereal! What? There isn't a breakfast cereal yet!?!? (note to se...