Episodes
Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"
Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and...
Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"
On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZ...
Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"
On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals f...
Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"
How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay igna...
Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa
On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year...
Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"
TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy. Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway. --- Send in a voice message: https://pod...
Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other …
Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"
It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a …
Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"
TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcast...
Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"
The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest …
EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)
Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. paying your way through. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spo...
EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine
KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry and Mr Eazi, our favorite reoccurring ...
EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"
We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have questions for his stylist (Simi's stylist too). They discuss poorly executed...
KOJ is 19 & Over
Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"
What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversation drifts to sex education and TMT discusses the implications of making j...
EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”
Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how certain movements appear to be more For The Currency than For The Culture. ...
EPISODE 23: "FELA COULDN'T SING FOR SHIT, DAWG" (ft. @SChubbz)
Episode 23 features Seni, Editor-in-Chief of The Native Magazine and we discuss everything from music, to journalism in Nigeria and (a lack of) activism in the Afrobeats scene. Additionally, we talk about the longevity of the...
EPISODE 22: "If You've Had A Child For Me, Fuck Off"
Tmt, Koj & Mayowa discuss Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly and whether or not to separate problematic artists from their art. It's also been an eventful week, as Tmt & Mayowa both got into different car accidents at the same spot, …
EPISODE 21: "Did You Bring Your Dick Out?"
TMT's oldest friend Jibs is this episode's guest. The guys talk about the competitive nature of education in Nigeria and lengths people would go to top their class. KOJ gives self-defense tips, TMT lets out his inner Yoruba b...
EPISODE 20: "Better Call TMT"
Do people actually change? On this episode, the guys discuss whether or not human beings can turn new leaves. TMT talks about how he constantly gets stolen from and the thrills of being a 6'6 street fighter. As per usual, …
KOJ's Virtuoso Experience
On this really short episode, KOJ breaks down his track by track experience listening to Genio Bambino's new project titled "Virtuoso". Listen, share and let KOJ know if you wanna rock with him on some more projects. Tweet KO...
EPISODE 19: "KOJ The Friendly Ghost"
Do you guys even read these descriptions? Tweet #SubmaroachYesWeDo if we should bother continuing with these things. Bumboclaat! Jk! On this episode, KOJ seeks advice from the two worst people possible and the guys discuss wh...
EPISODE 18: "Court Mama Fetish"
Uhmmmm... this episode is kind of weird. We talk about Mike Pence and his creepy love for horses, as well as his similarities to Emmanuel Macron. Mayowa tells us about his fetish for newly divorced women with kids, aka his …
EPISODE 17: "Creeps and Blood"
On this episode, we discuss Burna Boy and his Brixton roots; WizKid and his new sound; The machine that is Davido; and the ethics of photography. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/...