Episodes

March 29, 2018

Sweet Valley Diaries #9: RACING HEARTS

So you love Ned Wakefield's dad jokes? We'll do you one better: a real life dad! Marissa's own actual father, the wise and weird Don Flaxbart, joins shares his thoughts and insights on this, the first "teenage romance of any kind" that he's ever read....

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March 22, 2018

Extra Drama #8: Relevant Surf Terms

Outtakes, b-roll, and real talk about the actually important moral of HEART BREAKER. Marissa is joined once more by former youth body-surfing competitor Russ Nickel, who points out all the dad jokes in the book and reads some favorite passages.

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March 15, 2018

Sweet Valley Diaries #8: HEART BREAKER

Now that all that coma/personality swap/assault unpleasantness is behind us, let’s get back to what really matters in Sweet Valley: the beach, boys, and miscommunications involving suntan lotion. Marissa is joined by Russ Nickel, funny guy, writer,...

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March 8, 2018

Extra Drama #7: DEAR Fictional '80s Highschooler

We’ve read about fictional 1980s highschoolers, but what is it like to play one on TV?! Alex Jennings, who plays Carla on ABC’s The Goldbergs, is uniquely equipped to answer this question. But mostly we just talk about dry shampoo, what it would...

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March 1, 2018

Sweet Valley Diaries #7: DEAR SISTER

In this tearful conclusion to the Sweet Valley High series, Elizabeth stays in a coma forever…PSYCH! But seriously, has Elizabeth awoken only to find that the events of DEAR SISTER are a fate worse than death? Actress Alex Jennings and Marissa give...

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Feb. 22, 2018

Extra Drama #6: Let's Try Something DANGEROUS

What's more dramatic than a dramatic reading? Just to keep us all on our toes, here's something new: an impromptu audio drama rendition of the final paragraphs of Book 6, DANGEROUS LOVE – the very paragraphs that lead up to our ultra gargantuan...

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Feb. 15, 2018

Sweet Valley Diaries #6: DANGEROUS LOVE

Strap on your hot pink crash helmet! Just after Valentine’s Day comes a tale to warm the heart and then chill it so fast that it bursts and ruins your freezer. Pop culture lover and all-around funny gal Denise Boylan joins Marissa to unpack this...

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Feb. 8, 2018

Extra Drama #5: More Like ALL NIGHT WRONG!

#TIMESUP, Scott Daniels! Guests Jess and Brian Reece talk with Marissa about consent, Encyclopedia Brown, and fan mail(!!!).

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Feb. 1, 2018

Sweet Valley Diaries #5: ALL NIGHT LONG

What happens when Jessica Wakefield defies her parents and stays out ALL NIGHT LONG with a sleazy, pornstachioed college guy? No, seriously, I'm asking YOU: What happens??! Listen in as Marissa and her guests, Jess and Brian Reece, enumerate the many...

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Jan. 25, 2018

Extra Drama #4: Lila Fowler Drives a Lime Green Triumph.

When did class snob Lila Fowler become the generous type? Why is Jessica Wakefield suddenly draped in old lady luxury from "Lila's Aunt"? Who does that bitchy clerk at Lisette's think she is? Marissa dials up her BFF Mary Kate Battles again to discuss...

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Jan. 18, 2018

Sweet Valley Diaries #4: POWER PLAY

Yes, it's THAT book. The one where Robin Wilson is publicly shamed, doesn't get into PBA, retreats inward, starves herself, loses a million pounds, and then becomes fun and popular. High school BFFs Marissa and her guest, photographer Mary Kate...

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Jan. 11, 2018

Extra Drama #3: He's STEALING Her WIND!

The "S" word ("Sex") isn't a part of the Sweet Valley High vocabulary, but in this bonus conversation, Marissa and her guest, film scholar Caitlin McCann, cover lots of tricky s-words: Sex, Slut Shaming, and Subtext. Sooooo Scandalous!

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Jan. 4, 2018

Sweet Valley Diaries #3: PLAYING WITH FIRE

Sweet Valley's two biggest players (Jessica Wakefield and Bruce Patman) are burning hot and heavy for each other, and the fire is only 37% contained. Be careful out there, kids! Marissa is joined by media scholar Caitlin McCann to give this serious...

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Dec. 28, 2017

Extra Drama #2: Keeper of the Sweet Valley SECRETS!

Marissa interviews her guest Adaora about what it was like reading about the Wakefields et al from across the continents. Together, they consider: Is Enugu the Sweet Valley of Nigeria?

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Dec. 21, 2017

Sweet Valley Diaries #2: SECRETS

Marissa is joined by filmmaker (and Sweet Valley aficionado!) Adaora Nwandu to discuss the past sins and present bad boyfriends of Enid Rollins, Elizabeth Wakefield's best friend. All secrets from Sweet Valley High Book #2 will be revealed!

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Dec. 14, 2017

Extra Drama #1: DOUBLE LOVE's Double Standard!

“Is Dad having an affair with his female coworker? She’s an attractive woman, right? So…probably.” - Every Wakefield Child Marissa and her guests Kat and Selah vent about this and other Book 1 B-Stories.

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Dec. 7, 2017

Sweet Valley Diaries #1: DOUBLE LOVE

“Share the continuing story of the Wakefield twins and their friends – their laughter, heartaches, and dreams.”

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Dec. 7, 2017

Intro to Sweet Valley Diaries: THE TEASE

What is the Sweet Valley Diaries Podcast anyway?

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